#mcu!yondu

[lokiinmediasideblog]

I find it hilarious all the blue aliens in the MCU are different species.

Loki is a Jotun (this is the largest blue alien population we get to see where they're actually the same species, and they do stick out compared to the other blue aliens with the raised skin marks.).

Nebula is a Luphomoid.

Yondu is a Centaurian.

Mystique, Nightcrawler, and Beast are Human Mutants (lots of variability there).

Ronan the Accuser is Kree.

[bougiebutchbinch]

love the sort of family dynamic where they bitch each other out mercilessly but always come back for each other

[emdashbitch]

topic is "characters who've suffered and been exploited since childhood as soldiers or for their power by abusive people (men in 10 of 11 of these cases) who should've instead been protecting them"

[cat-cosplay]

Happy Father's Day to all you Daddies.

[guardingthegalaxy]

all of you guys may have moved on but mentally, I'm still here:

I know a lot of people don't like it, but this movie was just so chef's kiss for me in so many ways, I have so much love for it and I can't even really put into words why

y'all are just sleeping on it

[raccoon-coded]

The many names of Rocket Raccoon part 2

[gunsandspaceships]

MCU Timeline: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Many millions of years ago - the emergence of Ego.

Over millions of years - he learns to control molecules, creating a planet around himself.

Thousands of years ago - 2014:

Ego discovers other life forms in the universe. Disappointed with what he has found, he decides that his true destiny is to turn every world into himself.

He plants his spores in the soil of thousands of planets.

Faced with the limitations of his abilities, Ego impregnates members of other species on these planets in the hopes of producing another Celestial.

After the children are born, he takes them to his planet in the hope that they carry his Celestial genes. But they all "fail" him, and he kills them without remorse.

Late 1970s - early 1980s:

Ego comes to Earth and falls in love with Meredith Quill.

He impregnates her and plants his seed on Earth.

After this, Ego returns to Earth 3 times to see Meredith. The last time, he places a tumor in her head so that he doesn't have to stop his Expansion for her.

~May 1980 - Ego shows a pregnant Meredith Quill his seed, which he planted in Missouri.

Late 1980 - Peter Quill is born.

Before 1988:

Yondu Udonta's parents sold him into slavery when he was an infant.

Yondu spends the next 20 years as a Kree battle slave.

Stakar, the leader of the Ravagers, frees him and offers him a place among them.

Yondu, now captain of one of the Ravager factions, betrays the Ravager's code by kidnapping Ego's children and delivering them to him. For this, Stakar exiles Yondu.

1988 - Peter is abducted by the Ravagers. Yondu decides to keep the boy to save him from the fate of the other children of Ego.

1988-2014 - Ego is looking for Peter.

Late 1990/1991 - Peter Quill becomes a 10-year-old spaceship pilot and takes possession of Milano.

Summer 2014:

The Battle of Xandar.

Yondu places a tracer on Milano.

Ego hears about Star-Lord.

The main events take place in late September or early October 2014, a few months after GotG 1.

Note: We can determine the month from the scenes with Ego's seed on Earth during his Expansion attempt. As you can see, it is the time of fallen leaves, while most plants are still green, which means it is most likely late September or early October.

Days or weeks before Day 1 - Nebula attempts to steal the Anulax batteries on the Sovereign and is captured.

Day 1:

Evening - Guardians fight an abilisk for the Sovereign and kill it.

After the fight, Rocket steals some batteries.

The Sovereign's leader, Ayesha, gives them the captured Nebula as payment.

Team sets off to Xandar to deliver Nebula to the Nova Corps for a bounty.

The Sovereign realize that the batteries have been stolen and pursue GotG into space until the team is saved by Ego, who destroys all of the Sovereign's remote-controlled spaceships.

Having sustained serious damage in battle, Milano makes an emergency landing on the planet Berhert.

Guardians and Nebula meet Ego and Mantis.

Night - Ego invites Peter and Co to visit his planet.

Day 2:

On the planet Contraxia, while Yondu's Ravagers are enjoying themselves, he meets Stakar. Stakar decides to deprive the local brothel owner of her clientele from all the Ravager clans for servicing Yondu's clan.

Ayesha comes to Contraxia to hire Yondu to capture and deliver GotG to her.

Morning - Peter, Gamora, and Drax follow Ego and Mantis, leaving Rocket and Groot to repair the ship and guard Nebula.

On Ego's ship, Mantis puts him to sleep. She and the Guardians talk and she demonstrates her abilities.

Rocket sets traps around the ship.

~Noon - Ego's ship arrives on his planet.

Ego tells the team his story: he is a Celestial, and the planet is him too.

Afternoon - finally, after many unsuccessful attempts to find someone among his children who would have the same abilities as him, Ego finds them in Peter. He teaches his son to use "light" to control the molecules of the planet.

Peter is having a great time playing ball with his father.

Meanwhile, Mantis tells Drax her short story and almost reveals what is really going on, but is interrupted by Gamora.

Mantis shows Gamora and Drax their quarters.

Night on Berhert - after using all the traps, the Rocket is caught. Yondu only wants to take the stolen batteries to sell them, but a member of his crew named Taserface starts a mutiny. Groot frees Nebula, and she helps the mutineers capture Yondu by blowing off his arrow controller.

On the Ravagers' ship, the mutineers bully Groot and kill members of the clan loyal to Yondu (all Kraglin's friends).

Nebula stops the killing by making a deal with Taserface to hand over the captives to interested parties for a reward, and receives a new arm.

She heads off to Ego's planet to kill Gamora.

Evening on Ego's planet - Peter and Gamora argue about Ego and the place.

Gamora sits alone in a field when she is attacked by Nebula in a spaceship. They fight, Nebula wins but is unable to kill Gamora. They end up with a truce.

Night on the Ravagers' ship - Yondu and Rocket are left together in a cell. Yondu tells his story and comes up with an escape plan.

Mutineers make a Ravager suit for Groot and then continue to bully him until they pass out drunk.

Yondu and Rocket send Groot to bring Yondu a new arrow controller - a prototype fin. After many attempts, Kraglin comes to the rescue.

Day 3:

Gamora and Nebula discover the bones of Ego's murdered children.

Kraglin turns on Quill's music and the three kill everyone on board and blow up the ship.

Before dying, Taserface sends Yondu's coordinates to the Sovereign.

On the detached portion of the ship, Yondu, Kraglin, Rocket, and Groot head towards Ego's planet, making 700 jumps at a time.

Ego tells Peter about the possibilities of their ability and his life's purpose - the Expansion.

A frightened Mantis wakes up Drax.

Gamora and Nebula return to the quarters, where Mantis tells them what's going on.

Ego unwisely confesses to Peter that he killed his mother by placing a tumor in her head.

Peter attacks him and ends up being hooked by an energy tentacle.

Ego destroys Peter's Walkman.

Noon in Missouri, Earth/Sunrise on Ego's planet - Using Peter as a battery, Ego launches the Expansion.

Yondu and Rocket arrive in time and pause the Expansion by crashing into Ego's "human" body.

The Sovereign fleet arrives.

The Battle on Ego's Planet.

Ayesha's fleet is destroyed again.

Ego is killed in a mind-blowing explosion.

Yondu sacrifices himself to save Peter.

Most likely later that day:

Rocket reassembles Yondu's broken arrow.

And tells the other Ravager clans about what Yondu did.

Ayesha creates Adam Warlock.

~Day 4:

Yondu's funeral and cremation.

Gamora hugs Nebula. Nebula leaves GotG for her mission impossible - to find and kill Thanos.

Kraglin gives Quill a Zune digital player with 300 songs that Yondu got for Peter.

Peter gives Kraglin the arrow.

The Ravagers arrive and hold their funeral, posthumously accepting Yondu back.

Some (short) time later:

Kraglin implants the fin into his head and learns to control the arrow.

In the process, he wounds Drax.

After a long separation, the Ravagers unite again.

2017/2018:

"You are boring" "I am Groot" post-credits scene.

MCU Timeline: The Infinity Saga

[somewhere-on-knowhere]

girl help i'm making guardians memes instead of sleeping

[liliesonvalhalla]

"I'M MARY POPPINS YALL" hardest line in the mcu idc

[guardian-angel12]

I feel like the Guardians of the Galaxy fandom is dying off again since it’s been two years since Vol 3 😔

[zyrahne]

i hate to break it to you all but the ravagers were far from good guardians to peter. taserface wasn’t a new recruit, there’s a gift with his name on it in kraglin’s flashback during the holiday special which obviously means he watched peter grow. he still openly hated peter, and so did many other crewmembers (actually, we don't see ONE other crewmember aside from kraglin show any sign that they gave a fuck about peter) they constantly pressured yondu to harm or kill peter, even starting a riot when yondu refused in the second movie. they literally killed half of the crew and laughed in their face as they were dying. they clearly don't give a shit about each other, and definitely not someone they considered "cargo".

in the first movie, when the ravagers catch peter, they beat him and pin him to the wall. they were planning to kill him, like how yondu ordered in the beginning of the film. they didn’t just want him gone, they actively terrorized and abused him, something peter himself admits in the second film. he tells ego how yondu and the others kept him in terror and forced him to try to earn his keep by working for them. their treatment of baby groot makes it even clearer. groot was “too adorable to kill,” but they still tormented and abused him. kicking him, laughing at him, pouring alcohol on him, etc. if they could do that to groot, imagine what they did to a defenseless kid like peter. (also, them forcing groot into ravager gear was probably their way of trying to replace peter. someone they could dominate and exploit)

the signs of abuse are all there, and peter’s bitterness toward the ravagers makes it all the more clear tbh. this isn't about yondu, though. i DO think he was probably a shitty parental figure but the crew were probably the main factor into WHY he did those things. he couldn't show he cared about peter, because they'd think he's going soft. but he apologized for not "doing any of it right" and always protected peter, especially from his own crew. he definitely gave peter the best childhood he can provide, to a degree.

[classicanalyzer]

What If Season 3 - What If... Howard the Duck Got Hitched? Thoughts

"And to think a romance that would change the world, all began at a party. An intergalactic blowout thrown by the party prince of Asgard himself...that introduced Earth to the stars...and Howard the Duck to Darcy Lewis... But Howard and Darcy's lives weren't the only ones changed by Thor's Midgard rager. The party may have ended but the guests never left, as the worlds of Earth and the Cosmos became forever intertwined, just like Howard and Darcy." Uatu

I honestly think the best way to describe this episode is Stan Pines, "I am so confused and so proud right now." This is truly What If at its most bizarre insanity in the best ways possible. I love this episode because of how heartwarming and odd it is. I'm still processing the insanity of this episode but it's peak. It's a very Christmas episode without the story being around Christmas.

I was not expecting Howard and Darcy to be a wholesome, heartwarming couple, but here we are and I love it haha.

That Voromir resort was one of the darkest jokes in this show.

I love how this episode is just also an alternate take of Thor the Dark World with the Convergence.

I think the moment Kaecillius starts summoning Dormammu to use the Egg as a vessel is the moment where the insanity really goes off the rails in the best way possible.

Also, I'm not sure, but I felt that the Nick we saw in this episode isn't Nick Fury but Talos. I just felt some of Nick's words don't feel like Nick's. It felt very Talos rather than Nick but who knows?

It's refreshing to see a Loki who is thriving and not undergoing angst. He even has an actual normal relationship with his biological father. Party Thor's universe truly is the most funny and wholesome universe of this show.

Loki, Laufey, Zeus (voiced by the Darin De Paul), Malekith, Kaecillius, the Black Order, the Grandmaster, and Thanos all in one scene feels so unreal and insane.

Kaecillius and Malekith interacting makes me laugh because we really just got two of the most blandest villains in one scene. It's really hilarious seeing Josh Brolin coming back to voice Thanos' surprise at the insanity going on. Ebony Maw's saying "It's magical?" is just the cherry on top.

The hatching Egg really went full Raiders of the Lost Arc at the end.

Byrdie is such a fitting name for their baby lmao. It was a pretty wholesome ending.

It's hard for me to say a lot about this episode because so much happened and yet all of it is absolute cinema. Yet again, another peak episode of this final season.

Note: Yet again we have another massive being towering over someone small (Dormammu and the Egg). Let's see what Episode 5 does lol.

"Even in an endless universe, there's no place like home. And parents are the greatest heroes of all." Uatu

[lexlightning2002]

Kragdu folks, I see and hear you!

Got drawn into that hole again, so here I am sharing some doodles with you <3

[whatsupmykentuckyfriedfuckers]

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

[guardingthegalaxy]

Happy 10 years, Guardians! Have a collection of BTS images from the movie that started it all ❤️