#mcu stuff

[kurayamineko]

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Just had a thought. The plot synopsis of “Deadpool & Wolverine” says that the two of them are given a mission by the TVA that will change the history of the MCU. Obviously, that could mean rewriting the canon so that mutants can exist in the universe. But I’m thinking, what if it’s also the tone? Because Marvel Studios is clearly comfortable with the movie being a solid R-rating.

Also, think about it like this; Deadpool and Wolverine altering the timeline allows for an in-universe, retroactive explanation for why the Netflix Marvel shows (and the rest of Marvel Television) are both canon and don’t clash with the rest of the MCU. How can Netflix Marvel - which has scenes like the Punisher gouging someone’s eyes and Kingpin decapitating some guy with a car door - exist in the family friendly MCU? Because Deadpool and Wolverine altered the fabric of space and time and infected it with their edginess.

So, not only do the older Marvel Television shows get more wiggle room to be in the MCU, future Marvel movies/shows can also go darker, which works for characters like Moon Knight and Blade. If that really was the plan, then this was a GREAT use of Wade and Logan.

[polishedjellyfish]

What happened to the Young Avengers fans online who were big mad with Joe Locke's casting and thought Billy was being made too effeminate?

I don't do the Twitter so I don't know, have they calmed down? Do they still think a gay superhero can't be heroic if they are also a bit sassy?

[agentem]

I don't understand MCU YouTubers. They are reviewing Captain America Brave New World now and saying it's better than The Marvels and Quantumania. (Which is fine, I liked The Marvels.)

But then in the full ranking of movies since Endgame they put it just behind Wakanda Forever, which got me excited because to me BP:WF is one of the greatest movies in recent years (only rivaled by No Way Home in terms of emotionality and performance). But somehow Deadpool and Wolverine was ahead of Wakanda Forever.

I liked Deadpool and Wolverine. It was fun. But it's a series of jokes tied together by fan service. To suggest it was in anyway better than Wakanda Forever which was a masterpiece (though sad) totally invalidates your opinion on anything.

[xspilltheteapleasex]

Normal Days Are Nowhere To Be Found: PART TWO

Avengers x Fem!Reader

Summary: It was a normal day. Accept for the fact your an Avenger. Also the feeling of doom you have. Something bad was going to happen today. You just know it.

Word Count: 751

Content Warning: Mentions of feelings of doom

A/N: Hello everybody! :) This is part two. More chapters to come. See y'all soon!

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Normal Days Are Nowhere To Be Found Masterlist

-PART ONE-

Today is going to be a good day. Today is going to be a good day. Today is going to be a good day.

You decide that you were going to push that “feeling of offness” deep down where there is no sign of light. There are some things that you could control, you just had to focus on them.

“What do I want to wear today?” You asked yourself in the mirror.

Looking through the options in your closet, you settled on a Y/F/C striped shirt, and a pair of ripped jeans. 

Good enough.

After slathering face wash all over your face, and brushing your pearly whites, you decided that it was finally bacon time!

You closed the Y/F/C door to your room, and started down the hall to the common room.

Wait. Peter is probably still asleep.

You two stayed up late last night for an impromptu study session/ platonic sleepover. And knowing Peter, he is almost definitely still sound asleep. And of course, holding the very prestigious title of best friend, it was your job to wake him up. Heehee.

“WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!!!” You yelled at the top of your lungs while rapidly banging on his red and white spiderwebbed door.

You heard a loud thump coming from Peter’s room. Then a groan.

“You up Pete?”

After a beat, came a muffled response.

“Yesss…I’m..u.pppp” He yawned.

You giggled to yourself. You walked over to the stairwell, and hopped onto the handle bar sliding all the way down into the common room.

“Good morning Y/N!” Natasha said from her place at the dining room table.

“Morning everyone!” You said cheerfully to everyone in the room.

You heard a bunch of “good morning’s”, and “mornin’s”, and one “pleasant morning were having, as I was told”, from none other than Vision.

Wanda was making breakfast for everybody, with Vision failing tremendously at helping her. Steve was being an old man, and reading the morning newspaper at the dining room table. Sitting across from him were Natasha and Bruce who were having an adorable conversation. Clint, Buck, Sam, and Pietro, (yes Pietro, he's alive in my heart), were playing a very intense game of Mario Kart ™ that involved a lot of yelling and accusations of cheating. You were surprised that you saw Tony this early, but you guessed that he probably got dragged out of his lab for some coffee.

“Good morning Y/N. How did you sleep?” Wanda asked while putting bacon in a pan.

Before you could answer, you heard footsteps coming from the top of the stairs. 

“I slept alright, had some pretty weird dreams.” You said while dragging a bean bag chair to the side of the staircase.

“What kind of weird dreams?” 

“I-”

You got cut off by Peter coming down the staircase the same way you did, sliding down the handle bar. Except for the fact that halfway down, he fell off the bar and landed face first into the bean bag chair. You were amazing like that.

“HA!” Yelled Pietro. Everybody started giggling.

A muffled “good morning” came from the bean bag chair.

Wanda continued, "You were saying Y/N?”

“Yes, um weird dreams. I had one about a shadow-like person, and another one about a timer going off.” Now half of the avengers were listening in on your conversation.

“That is quite strange” said Vision.

“Vision, the eggs!” Wanda exclaimed.

You walked over to where Vision and Wanda were.

“Here Vision, why don't you let me help Wanda make breakfast? You can be an old man and go read the newspaper with Steve.” You took the pan of burnt eggs and threw them away.

“Haha…” Steve said with a stink eye while handing vision another newspaper.

Wanda whispered a quiet thank you. You nodded.

"Wanda, this smells amazing and look scrumptious!"

Wanda smiled.

As soon as you and wanda finish making breakfast, you are summoned by some slightly aggressive racers.

“Y/N! Come over and play Mario Kart ™ so I can beat you again!” Peiro taunted.

“Ummmm…You mean so I can beat you again!” You taunted back.

“As I remember it, I beat you all last time..so..” Clinted replied.

“Whatever you say…”

You put your plate of food down on the table and grabbed a controller. Sitting on the back of the couch, you rolled over to lay on your back.

“You're going to play upside down?” Sama asked.

“It will make things fair between us.” 

Bucky smirked. "Let's do this!"

3…2…1…GOOOO!

The race started.

[buckaroosboogara]

Mr. Deadpool sir, will I need to watch s2 of Loki to know what the fuck will happen in your 3rd movie? Because I do not want to lmao

[eyelessfaces]

[lucca-stateofmind]

Gosh I love them

[bgmoth]

she really hates ghosts

[smallandsundry]

bishova pizza date 🍕🍕🍕

[kurayamineko]

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Lawyering through fandoms: The four types of common law murder

1) Frank Castle / The Punisher shoots a criminal because he wanted to. It was not out of self-defense and Frank had time to think about it. Intent-to-kill murder.

2) Matt Murdock / Daredevil beats up a criminal with his sticks until the poor bloke goes unconscious. Unbeknownst to Matt, the guy ended up dying in the hospital due to the several blows he took to the head. Grievous bodily harm murder.

3) Party!Thor Odinson decides to hold another party in Midgard. On a dare, he sends a bolt of lightning at a random passing car. The lightning was supposed to miss since Thor only meant to scare the person. Instead, the lightning directly hit the car and electrocuted the person to death. Depraved heart murder (or reckless murder).

4) Scott Lang takes part in a burglary, specifically to steal the Ant-Man suit from the Pyms. During the course of the robbery/burglary, he unintentionally scares Hank and Hope’s live-in maid. The maid has a sudden heart attack and dies instantly. Felony-murder.

[polishedjellyfish]

Apparently some people are mad that Agatha All Along was as much (maybe more) about Billy's journey as Agatha's.

So you're surprised they are focused on the super-hero character in the super-hero franchise?

I think the people who are pissed off about this show are either 1. people who like Marvel but hate women (and/or gays); or 2. people who love women but don't like Marvel movies. Both are groups who maybe should just accept that the show isn't for them and move on??

[agentem]

I'm still thinking about how I would have rewritten Secret Invasion. A lot of people are saying it was bad because the CGI looked weird or whatever.

I think I didn't like the fight because I didn't know why it had to happen. Why does Nick Fury trust G'iah with this power? (We know she's Talos' daughter but we don't know exactly what her perspective is. She's somewhere between Gravik and Talos but never get her specific philosophy.)

I don't know why Nick Fury would assume she could beat Gravik, what it is about her that is special.

It actually would've made more sense for Nick to send Varra, since she has proven over the course of the show that she won't kill him. Their storyline at least has an arc. (Though why giving Gravik the same super powers still seems odd. What if he just got up and left and soon as she punched him? You'd have two OP Skrulls running around and no way to contain either.)

I don't see the larger plan. I don't don't know exactly when Nick Fury figured stuff out. I assume after Maria and Talos were killed.

Maria died just to make Gravik seem like a smart villain, but then later he's super dumb. Talos died to save the President but then the President is also dumb. If either death had more meaning then it would be less annoying, but still sad.

And I'd rather still have Talos and Maria than a super powered Emilia Clalre (no matter how much I like her from previous shows, I don't know who her character is).

Someone said the existence of Skrulls should have become public knowledge earlier on. I'm not sure if I feel that way. I thought the whole point was to keep it Secret and the ending kind of feels like Fury failed to contain it like he wanted to.

I'm not saying that it has to be a happy ending, but the end of the previous episode seemed to indicate that he was in control again. (The endings of each episode were manipulative, and I can deal with that if it's pointing the audience in the correct direction, I guess is what I'm saying.)

[xspilltheteapleasex]

Normal Days Are Nowhere To Be Found: PART ONE

Avengers x Fem!Reader

Summary: It was a normal day. Accept for the fact your an Avenger. Also the feeling of doom you have. Something bad was going to happen today. You just know it.

Word Count: 741

Content Warning: Mentions of feelings of doom, bullying, abandonment, and murder.

A/N: Hello everybody! :) This is the start of a story I have been wanting to write for a long time. This is part one, and more chapters are to come. See y'all soon!

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-PART TWO-

All bad days start as normal days. It only takes one itty bitty thing to influence the course of events that happens next. One tiny little action that can either build a future, or destroy everything.

It all started on a perfectly normal day.

“Bacon…”

You literally woke up half a second ago, and the first thing that comes through your mouth is the word bacon. No one would expect anything less. To be fair, it was the smell of bacon that woke you up, or as you would put it, “bribing you awake from the comfort of your dreams”.

“Mmm-mm!”

The smell was so enticing and delicious, you could practically take the moth water bacon. You started to drool. But was it worth it to get out of bed? That was a rhetorical question. You knew that if you didn’t get out of bed now, someone, most definitely Steve, would come barging into your room and drag you out of bed. Correction. Steve would come up first and try to gently nudge you awake, but fail almost instantly. THEN Bucky would come up and drag you out of bed. And of course Wanda's bacon was always worth getting of bed for.

Reluctantly, you swiped off your covers, and already regretting your decision, rolled off the bed. Being grateful is not one of your strong suits.

“School awaits. Yay.”

However much you didn't want to get out of bed, triple that for not wanting to go to school. It wasn't because you were bad at school, you actually were really smart, which was why you went to Midtown School of Science and Technology. The problem was those kids. Such awful kids, so mean. You got bullied by some jerks about anything under the sun. You tried to ignore it, but sometimes, you couldn't help it if they succeeded in getting under your skin. Plus, you had this feeling something bad was going to happen today. Weird.

Thankfully, you could count on your best friend Peter Parker. You guys have been friends ever since you both quite literally ran into each other in the hallways of 7th grade. Those awful kids bullied you most about your family. About how your own mother didn't want you. Or about how the only people who did want you died.

The story that was told to you was that when you were born, everything was fine. As you grew up, you discovered you possessed abilities. Powers. You could read minds, levitate things, and more. Your mother didn’t think that was such a wonderful thing. She gave you up to your grandparents. They loved and took care of you, and accepted you for you. The only rule was no powers. They were scared that if someone were to find out about your abilities, people would take you away and do who knows what. They just wanted to protect you. And you did as you were told, or so they thought. In reality, you did use your powers in secret. Helping other people, saving lives, it was great. And someone did find out. That someone was Tony Stark. Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Yes, that Tony Stark.

He recruited you to join a team. A team of mighty warriors and heroes. You were officially and Avenger. He also recruited your best friend Peter too. Things couldn't get better. 

Then, one night, your grandparents were murdered.

You blamed it on yourself. It was very traumatic. Aunt May took you in, and the Avenger served as your family. You eventually started to heal. Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months, months turned into years. Now it was junior year of high school. Lots of college applications, science projects, scholarships, sleepovers, and internship opportunities. To hide the fact of you being a freaking superhero and were spending a ton of time at Stark Tower, Tony Stark had you and Peter as interns. You couldn't complain, it was awesome.

“Y/N? Are you awake?”

It was Steve. Uhhgg. Okay, you had to get up off the floor and actually function as a normal human being. Yay.

“Yeah, I'm up, Steve!” You yelled.

As you heard his footsteps grow quieter, you begrudgingly hoisted your body off the floor of your room in the Stark Tower. Walking over to your closet, you couldn't shake the feeling of doom from your system. You just prayed, nothing bad actually happened today.

Oh, how so wrong you were.

[artlyloser]

not really related to this drawing but I was sick yesterday and spent all day reading sentryagent fanfic and I'm afraid the dynamics got to me