#me @ jay: just...stop...stop right there
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how do you think jason would react if he knew his best friend replaced him twice, once with percy and once with thalia
one grace sibling traded in for another.
#reyna probably wishes she could hug the other grace sibling sometimes#reyna accidentally calling thalia “jay” or making references only jason understands with her will make me cry#reyna has full rights to have the same reaction nico had in the titans curse no because stop it#rick let her grieve PLEAAAASSEEE#let a girl be sad i beg of you#hoo#pjo#jason grace#heroes of olympus#thalia grace#the burning maze spoilers#the burning maze#why are the third books in ricks five book series always the most heartbreaking and depressing#tbm spoilers#reyna ramirez arellano#reyna avila ramirez arellano#i am just a girl but also let her cry because her childhood best friend just fucking died pal-o LET HER BE SAD#RICK PLEASE LET A WOMAN CRY!!!#as a former woman i cry all the time! let her cry!
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I finished my current sketchbook last night and wanted to post some of my favorite doodles in there :-)
there's so so many more in there that I didn't take photos if so I'm probably gonna post a bunch in phases
so I guess sketchbook reveal 1/?
#bandit's doodles#jrwi riptide#gillion tidestrider#caspian jrwi#chip bastard#chip jrwi#jay ferin#jrwi Marshall John#whenever I read through my sketchbook you can clearly see blocks of hyperfixations#like it’s so unintentionally organized#first section is hermitcraft#then riptide#couple pages of sky colt ocs me and a friend made like a year ago#then it goes pd and apotheosis#(the riptide section was the longest clearly that’s my biggest hyperfixation/spin rn obviously)#there’s also little arcs in the sections#like you can see the couple days I was obsessed with swordfish#also I like to think Gil and Caspian got those fish pajamas together in joaldo#this one lasted from July to yesterday so I think that’s a pretty good run right#not too long and not too short#that thing is so loaded with bullshit it’s insane#get hyped bandit prime defenders and apotheosis art posting soon#I’m on episode 28 of pd right now I think#alright I’m just talking now I need to stop myself#(bandit learns self restraint? nah)
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i want to write jason & natalia but head so scattered.....
#its not anything grand really#just a fic of them sitting & chatting on a rooftop. there's a breeze carrying a faint spray of rainwater after a thunderstorm has died down#they're watching the moon#natalia tucks one of jays curls behind his ear & cups his face & tells him she missed him#tells him shes glad he is alive#& jay can do nothing but blink back tears because when has anyone ever said that?#that theyre glad hes back? [except talia ofc]#he gets to hide his face in someone's neck like he's fifteen again & can be held#he gets to be loved again#fuuuuck dude talia mention just gave me the vision of writing jason introducing talia & natalia#im not sayin theyre besties but the three of them could definitely go out for some fancy dining & exchange notes on wine & how fucking#stupid bruce is 💗#truly believe they wouldnt want to discuss bruce at first but when they do natalia helps talia take that final step of letting her misplace#affection for him go. SAID AS A BRUTALIA SHIPPER BTW#idk i just think them being bittersweet divorcees is The Flavour but talia loves fiercely & deeply & will def need a hot second to truly le#go of the idea of being with him. shes extremely logical & ruthless ofc & will NAWT gaf abt some guy who doesnt treat her right#i KNOW but you must understand. they were deeply fond of each other. bruce however has the problem of wanting to fuck gotham fr#whereas talia is normal to an extent. so. yea she does take her time & looking at all the shit that jason went thru at his hands + nat's#support would be the last straw methinks. i don't think theyre capable of hating each other fully ever but.#she finally lets go.#wait where was i. JASON NATALIA & TALIA TRIO. RIGHT. ugh guysssss what do i doooo#i have a zine fic to complete but also that jay leaves the bats wip is haunting me + That One dick & jay fic that has me by the throat#& now this.#theres several other wips ofc but these are in the forefront of my mind.#feel like i should give up on all of these & resort to being an aftg girlie exclusively. i have had jean & neil thoughts for YEARS#the vindication i felt when the new trilogy explored their dynamic??? ethereal. unmatchedddd.#or i should just. stop writing 🙂↕️#can't be haunted by visions you don't even plan on bringing to fruition thumbs up emoji. thats a good plan#veering off into intrusive thoughts territory lolololololol
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Now marvel you knew fully well what you were doing with this
#Like hello?#You can't tell me there's nothing between them and that Gwen dont feel something towards her#Cause look at this#Homegirl is distressed that emjay is leaving#“Em jay we were finally-” FINALLY WHAT#Yeah they're treading on the edge of it#Only to rip her away from emjay and 65 AGAIN for some fuckass 616 which nobody wants#Ohhhhhh by god I hope that ongoing gets canned and marvel puts her back in 65 and gives her another story#Gwenmj#Gwemj#Gwen x mj#Giant sized spider gwen#No hate to Stephanie buuuuut#Melissa really did her thing#Maybe she'll do gwen right maybe she won't do nothing bad but...#Idk#Just pleeeeeeeeeeease put gwen back in 65 and leave her there#Stop with the 616 don't nobody want it
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How the fuck do I draw nutcrackers</3 (trying to find a consistent style depending on whomst I'm doodling
#I got asked is that the guy from fucknut after posting this in a server today<3#Also I figgered out how to draw feet. FEET!!#So by that extension I also comprehend shoes now. Yippee#I hate posing hands when the body is in an exaggerated pose you can tell I struggled in the first one from the page's scarring#I think he's so neat but I hate him because of his ass deciding he don't want to be consistent with me heehoo<3#Oh and there's my LC OCs smh (slash jay#Fortnite#Fortnite fanart#Fortnite Crackshot#Lethal Company#Lethal Company Fanart#Lethal Company Nutcracker#Lethal Company OC#My OCs#My Arto#I want to draw nutcrackers crashing the Company Cruiser but I can't draw cars FUCK YOU LIFE!!!!!#(I'll find out finna ball with this shit#keep calm and baller on 🛐#oh and#I just imagine the feather on Crackshot's hat to be mimicking a muzzle flare (if I got the term right#In turn I would likely color it orange-ish if I ever even rendered.#That‚ or arson.#Both work.#I am contemplating how to redesign Erik because I hate his attire!#I hate that nutcracker (lie)#I should stop yapping and hit post
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the way this is a response to one of the members being injured after being overworked for MONTHS and going on an extended encore tour that truly did not need to happen is CRAZY... enhypen are genuinely doing just fine they have a lot of fans internationally and a lot of people support their music it's their stupid company that wants to make us believe that they are on the brink of flopping when that's not the case at all and you people fall for it that you sound like a company ceo with this talk about "market competition" like you don't care about the group you supposedly love YOU TRULY DON'T. it doesn't even matter if it was "with their consent" when you don't exactly know that anyways but even if it was, it was because they were pressured to accept having to do inhumane schedules and having comebacks and going on tour right after for years atp. i am so mad you people don't deserve the groups that you supposedly stan and love and care about the "caring" and the "loving" is all a farse
#THIS PISSED ME OFF#i've been gathering my thoughts for hours#but at today's concert jay was injured he did participate anyways#but he did cry at the concert bc he felt like he was disappointing fans#and then this loser comes out with a tweet like this#and i know a lot of people think like this#i know because i see this every day from different fandoms i am in#you don't care about them as humans#you only care about them if they give 'content' and entertainment#and that's all there is#because the moment we try to discuss a world where they go on break#or do a boycott because things are getting too much#you people act so offended and say they will disband#and it will be bad like no#IT'S ALREADY BAD RIGHT NOW#they are getting injured and sick because they don't stop working#just because you boycott an album or wtv it is it doesn't mean they will overwork the idols#they are already overworking them RIGHT NOW#it's bad RIGHT NOW#so fucking do something if you actually gaf#tris.txt
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The thing about being abroad in America rn is the food is great the shops are great and the opportunities plentiful, I feel really good and I am having so much fun being so close to my husband and I really don't want to have to leave. But the thing is it's America and it's also a terrifying place to be right now and if I don't leave the consequences will be immense and terrifying and this place is so fucking evil and it's NOT FAIR. BECAUSE ITS ALSO REALLY GOOD IN A LOT OF WAYS THAT IMPROVE UPON MY LIFE BACK HOME. BUT ITS ALSO INCREDIBLY WORSE IN OTHER WAYS. SO. I VERY MUCH HAVE TO LEAVE. WHICH WILL ALSO SUCK. WHY CAN'T ANYTHING BE EASY. SUCK MY NUTS.
#jay talkin#the experience ihad getting here was like. no joke traumatic#getting pulled away from my husband w no warning and having my passport taken away for 40mins#scared me sobad when we arrived at his house i like. couldnt be tocuhed#and it took me days to recover and get the crying out#so i really dont wanna travel back now cuz om so scared to be alone in an airport now#but i also like. categorically cant stay and it would be a terrible idea to apply to do so#right as america shits the bed in incredibly dangerous ways#why cant life be easy i just wanna live happy w my fucking husband#fuuuuuuck. one day imma have a nice house and live securely knowing i never have to move#and ill put my husband in it and ill have ok food everyday and itll be ok#but roght now things are making me BITCH ABOUT SHIT#BECAUSE SHIT IS MEAN AND FUCKED#And im hoping if i apply the technique of use tumvlr like a diary to vent rn#i can like. stop thinking about this and continue to enjoy the time i have left here#cuz its far too earlt to be getting like this#im just like. fucking traumatised from getting here so its hitting too early :(
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Being watched this morning and still not introducing myself like
#yeah i know.im like.about to say something lol#system babbles#i just needed a minute.luci said he was out then it was ME AND THEN IT. WOULDNT STOP BEING ME I couldn't. like.#i couldn't BE KNOWN for the first time right then i was justttt.oh dear.#anyway it's getting easier i promise#jayf#thought about creating a cover name. like jayce. or Jaifs. idk i like both#jay jay. jaybird. just jay. lmao#ough its getting silly in here i need to talk to my sister#I'll tag her too just cuz.#Holly
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Sir.......could you not?
#Jay Karnes#Dutch Wagenbach#the shield#sir please#i beg you#stop it#is he hot or it just me?#he's hot right?#right?#da- nope...not gonna...call him...that...#🥵#for the love of god#oh ma god#this man#i hate him#but i love him#male detectives/agents lean on something and it is a weakness for me#sorry not sorry
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2, 8, 21 from the Tav list!
2. What relationship did your Tav have with their family/guardian(s) growing up? Has that changed with age?
Growing up in a (frankly understaffed) orphanage, he never bonded much with the adults around him, and what little familiar bonds he formed was with the other children. Unfortunately they all scattered to the four winds as they became too old and had to move out, and he only keeps some surface level contact with a few of the kids he grew up with. The only true constant familiar bond he's maintained through his life is his first mentor, Nana. She's the closest he ever got to a stable parental figure, and she wasn't all that stable nor maternal so you know. But she taught him what she knew, cared for him the best she could, and he in return has looked out for her ever since. They don't see each other that often anymore, but he checks in on her a few times a month to see how she's doing, especially as she's getting older and struggling to take proper care of herself.
8. Did your Tav have any romantic and/or sexual relationships prior to their illithid adventure? If yes, who was it with and what was it like? If no, how did they feel about being single?
Most of his relationships have been mostly physical, having had many a casual sexual relationship in the past. Dysphoria be damned, he likes to have a good time, and it's rarely a big problem when his partner is respectful of his boundaries. He thought he had found the love of his life, once when he was quite young, but it ended so messily and affected him so badly he just decided to keep things strictly physical so to speak. Whenever someone gets a little too close he freaks out and breaks up their little agreement, and in a worst case senario he just ghosts them entirely, thought that is a rare occurrence as he tries to keep things friendly at least. You kinda have to when you want to keep hanging out in the same social circles (he might have learned that the hard way when he was younger lmao).
21. How does your Tav feel about love?
He's a bit of a hopeless romantic at heart, to be honest, constantly having to catch himself catching feelings and getting just a little too into someone a little too fast. But as mentioned before he deliberately keeps people at an arms length, thinking it for the best from past experiences. Love is something he's had too little of in his life, and something he so desperately yearns for in between all his fears of it. Not just romantic love, but familiar and platonic love too. In truth he doesn't really know if true, unconditional love exists, or if it's all fairy tales and he was a fool for falling for it once. But when he's finally in a place where he feels genuinely loved, and feels safe to love in return, he's just an absolute sap about it. He tells people he loves them all the time, and it's just as scary and joyful every time. I also think it helps to have people like Gale and Karlach in his life, who are so unabashedly loud and sincere in their love for others that it makes it seem less scary.
From this Tav ask meme (Durge version)
#Sunny Answers#trashwizards#Ask Meme#OC: Tav#ty!!!#Jay: it's important to talk about your feelings to resolve issues#also Jay: I'm just gonna keep all my feelings inside of me and then one day I'll die lol#my guy really should have been in therapy and not in the astral plane with Gale (which arguable made things a little worse)#I think being with Gale forces him to deal with some of his shit bc he can't just run away this time! Gale is right there!#but he also really likes Gale and his earnestness and clear love for Jay is both so terrifying and so very alluring#if he could just stop trying to blow himself up
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sharing a plate of loaded fries with robin in the diner is this what real love feels like?
#and what if we both reached for the same chip at the same time and our hands accidently brushed and we both stop and stare at eachother for#a prolonged period of time and the air is thick and we cant sense anything other than each other right now in this moment and all we want t#do is kiss eachother but then theres the ding from the kitchen and were snapped back to reality and remember where we are and the fact that#were best friends. just friends. and we go back to eating our loaded fries and pretend that never happened and are careful this time to mak#sure our hands never touch like that again...#what the hell am i talking about i need to get a life someone help me oh god this yearning cant go on any longer-#fuck shes coming back from the bathroom ill update you later#the jay and robin are in love today au#jays one sided conversations#my best friend robin is here#i wish she was my girlfriend tho
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Mutuals. Friends. This goes out to all of you. I'm sorry in advance for anything that happens this month
#just rambling it's fine#in case you haven't noticed. going insane over those firefighters again. not that i stopped but its ramped up to level 17 again#and baseball season is around the corner. do not know what that means for this blog. likely nothing right now#maybe this season i won't fall off the jays train mid summer when some other fixation grabs me by the throat#who knows
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oh fuck lovebomb started playing and it set off my fight or flight instincts
#my post#i hear that opening Wom Wom Wom Wom and sit up straight in a cold sweat#i still hear it in my dreams sometimes#i captain chip do solemnly swear to fuck shit up to help those in need and to be the best goddamn pirates anyone has ever seen we need to#get these pirates inside now did we ever get a name for what theyre called the riptide pirates BAAANANANANANANANNANANANANAA hey guys check#this out YES whos laughing now fuckers fuck you ok if anyone can clear the gauntlet its the riptide pirates get to the center of the prison#thats your out we need to hget him out of here is he even still alive its worth a shot BLOW YOU AWAY gillion youre not actually the chosen#one chip i think youre irresponsible and incompetent and honestly youre a danger to everyone around you chip arlins probably dead and you#need to move on and live for yourself and your own destiny jay i think youre ugly and no one will ever love you gillion i think this place#is playing more than one trick on us its not us chip its this place stay back dont make me do this do what you have to hey there little nei#wait a fucking minute wait drey who put you in here it wasnt one of hey brother you have a lot of explaining to do but come and maybe ill#let them go and what if i dont come with you youd rather be a pirate then i will show you what youre up against you wanna take on a pirate#im right here stop please just stop if i come with you will you let them leave we swore an oath chip its gonna be okay discipline them jay#you wanna know my secret so bad chip i convinced the navy to let me go undercover i was just using you i dont care what you were before thi#youre a riptide pirate now what do you really want jay and just say it so i can fight for it i wanna keep adventuring with you guys gill#thats all i want right now jay because you are my duaghter i will give yoy a headstart but when i catch you you will no longer be a daughte#to me just another piratee BAAAHHH gill youre not going down that easy buddy were not leaving you behindAUAGDSHGH jay my anme is jay ferin#co captain of the riptide pirates im gonna trust my friends were gonna fuck shit up im gonna be the best goddamn pirate youve ever seen#i dont doubt it sureshot
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❝ YOU A SUPERMAN? OR… A MINUTE MAN?
♡ fem!reader x various

featuring…. gojo satoru, nanami kento & fushiguro toji
cw: 18+, minors dni, squirting, overstim, unprotected sex, dacryphilia, anal play (nanami)
synopsis: who’s pounding till the sun rises and who’s clocking out after one round?!
notes from mei! tbh the title doesn’t really make sense… i listened to mcnasty(?) by jay park when it came out a while back and that lyric really resounded in my soul
GOJO ♡ a quick shot. but his dick stays hard. pretty superman-esque if you ask me.
“you idiot—fuuuck, stop moving your hips!” the sound of both of your cum sloshing together rings in your ears. you’re pushing at his tummy, quivering legs haphazardly thrown over his shoulders and tears bubbling in your lash line.
it feels so full inside of you. you’ve both been going at it for god knows how long; his release smeared on your lower tummy and inner thighs.
satoru moves your hand, interlocking his fingers with yours as he starts to press weight into each thrust.
“ahh, mmaahhh!” head shaking back and forth on the pillow, “‘m gonna cum! i can’t—satoru, m’ gonna die!”
he’s practically whining, ignoring your pleas with sweat beading down his temple as he plows you relentlessly. “baby, i can’t hold out.”
his head’s thrown back, feeling his dick twitch whenever he kisses your cervix just right, eyes rolling back into his skull.
“y’feel so good baby, why do you feel so good?” he pants, not realizing he’s filling you up with hot ropes of cum. he’s still thrusting and you swear if he keeps this up your bottom half is going to be numb.
still absolutely rock hard inside of you, he turns you on your side, one leg still on his shoulder while he grinds against that one spot that renders you speechless.
“let me have one more, baby.” he whines, legs shaking, “‘m still so hard f’you.”
NANAMI ♡ depends. he’s good at holding himself off, but he also enjoys stuffing you with multiple loads of his cum.
he’s groaning, eyes lidded as he watches you align his cock with your leaky slit. globs of his cum seep from your pussy, soiling his faintly coloured pubic hairs. someway, somehow, you managed to flip your previous positions and he’s the one laying on the mattress instead of you.
“my love,” he breathes, his large hand; callused from his work but still so gentle, caresses your hip, “i’m not going anywhere.”
it’s as if you’re in a rush, scrambling like he’s going to disappear.
you whine, legs quivering when his tip swipes against your entrance. “please, nami, i want you to cum again… it feels s’good.”
he smiles, his other hand reaching out to hold your face, thumb gently stroking against your cheek. “so needy today… have i been neglecting you?”
leaning down, you bury your face into his neck, grinding your soaked pussy onto his hardening cock. you hum shyly, distracting yourself by leaving wet kisses on his neck and shoulder.
he hums, your shyness making him all smug and sappy. “so that’s what it is, huh?”
you feel him harden, before he’s lifting you and dropping you down on his cock. you tense, squealing into his shoulder. languidly, he’s making you fuck down onto him, his own hips jolting up to meet you halfway.
sneakily, a hand makes it’s way down to your ass. he swats playfully before gathering slick at the point where you’re both connected. surprised, your eyes widen when you feel his finger start playing with your rim. it’s gentle, soft massaging as he’s jackhammering into you.
with your legs shaking, he doesn’t bother trying to move your hips, simply doing the work for you.
you’re gushing, liquid drooling from your pusey before you force yourself off of him, practically screaming as you squirt all over his lap. nanami groans, pulling you back down onto him to chase his release.
“oh my god—oh, fuuucckk!!” nails digging into his skin, your eyes roll back from the onslaught of pleasure. “‘s shoo gooood!”
he chuckles in your ear, but it gets cut off with a moan, flooding your cunt with his seed. kissing your tear-soaked cheeks, he smiles against your skin. “still feeling neglected, baby?”
TOJI ♡ one round and he’s hooonkkk mimimi… but he’s fucks nawwstyyy. like. he fucks you so good one round has you nearly passed out and quivering—drool and tears all over the pillow and your squirt leaving a niceee puddle right underneath you.
“that’s right, doll.” he whistles lowly, watching your legs tense, knees lifting themselves off the bed as he continues to bury his fingers into your cunt, his pupils practically dilating as he continuously prods against your sweet spot.
it’s wet and sticky between your legs, pussy glistening under the cheap glow of your bedside night light.
you’re damn near in a downward dog, face smushed into the mattress as your squirt soaks the bed. toji doesn’t let up, toying with your clit as he grins, cock twitching in his boxers.
when you slump face first into the bed, you’re practically drooling as you know what’s coming next. sturdy, thickset fingers knead the globes of your ass, before you feel his heavy cock sneaking it’s way into your slit.
“look at you,” he jeers, leaky tip pressing into your cunt. “being such a sweetheart after i made you squirt a few times.”
he buries himself to the hilt and you think you’re going cross-eyed. “yeah,” he croons, hips finding rhythm and bouncing on the fat of your ass, “you just wanna cum, ain’t that right?”
“yeesshh!” you cry. this position allows him too much control. you’re flat on your stomach, barely holding yourself up from your elbows. toji bares his weight on you, practically humping you and you know, he’s about to cum.
his tip kisses your g-spot repeatedly, scarred lips leaving wet kisses on your shoulder. “‘m gonna cum, baby,” he breathes, “you’ll take it, won’t’cha?”
you nod, eyes teary, “mmhm!”
you feel his lips against your skin, grinning. “cum with me baby, c’mon. you got it.”
as if his words have magic, he thrusts a couple more times before he feels you squeeze, and he’s a goner. groaning, he has a feeling you’re squirting again while he’s shooting rope after rope inside of you. he’s dizzy, practically blacking out after he pulls out, wiping you down with his shirt that he’s mistaken for a towel.
he slumps beside you, with his eyes closed, he slings a hefty arm over your waist. you adjust as he pulls you closer, lips brushing against your scapula.
he’s snoring before you know it.
panel is from i’ve become the target of his affection ^.^
#all supermans if you ask me but 😇#jujutsu kaisen imagines#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen smut#gojo smut#toji smut#nanami smut#gojo x reader#nanami x reader#toji x reader
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Lying here in bed due to joint pain flareups, just thinking 'Aw man Ocelots gonna be real sad that i haven't visited motherbase for a few days.....'
Can't believe this triple agent catboy is manipulating me irl now
#jay talkin#DHFKDHFKDHGJF ITS RLLY FUNNY THAT U CAN GET A CUTSCENE WHERE OCELOT AND DD COME TO TELL U THAT U WERE GONE FOR TOO LONG#MGS5 I LOVEA YOU STOP MAKING MY DOG AND MY CATBOY MISS ME I CANT PLAY PUTER RIGHT NOW LMAO#im not actually sad abt it its just funnies to me. now if they made kaz sad i hadnt come and seen him in a while? ogh well thatd destroy me#i do wish there were more kaz cutscenes or that i cld visit him on base. but if they used that to make me sad id cry and cry and cry and
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i hand batman a baby. batman takes the baby. bruce wayne adopts the baby. the baby is introduced to the family. the family is not impressed.
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Bruce, cooing over his new baby: aw, good evening honey, did you have a nice nap? of course you did, daddy was here the whole time! *proceeds to kiss the baby’s cheek multiple times*
Damian, beside them: *actively bleeding*
Tim: do you feel it now
Tim: do you feel your significance slowly dwindling
Tim: you are a middle child now damian
Tim: do you understand your fate. a middle child, damian. a middle child.
Damian:
Damian, unsheathing his sword: not for long
Before the baby’s Arrival…
Jason, admiring a motorcycle:
Bruce: *buys five*
Jason, glances at a shirt:
Bruce: *buys every color*
Jason: *stomach growls*
Bruce: *books the most expensive restaurant*
After the baby’s Arrival…
Jason: b
Bruce, attentively listening to the baby’s babbling, not even turning his head: hm?
Jason: can i buy this
Bruce, imitating airplanes to feed the baby: sure *tosses card*
Jason:
Jason: im hungry
Bruce, playing peek-a-boo: alfred. kitchen.
Jason:
Jason: *pretends to faint*
Bruce, moves baby away to safey, not sparing him a glance: yes sweetie that’s your brother jay. can you say it? say j-a-y
Baby, giggling, slapping jason’s face: da!
Bruce, gushing in excitement, picking the baby up: da?! did you say dad?! im right here baby! dad’s here!!
Jason:
Jason, still laying on the floor:
Jason, curling up:
Tim, walking by: middle child…the curse of the middle child…
Baby:
Dick: BABY :DD!!
Baby, with Bruce:
Dick: baby :D!
Baby, with Bruce, whose time and attention is now solely dedicated to the baby:
Dick: baby :)
Baby, with Bruce, whose time and attention is now solely dedicated to the baby, which means he no longer pays attention to his first child:
Dick: baby :(
Baby, with Bruce, whose time and attention is now solely dedicated to the baby, which means he no longer pays attention to his first child who just wants to spend time with his dad again because he misses him so much:
Dick: BABY >:[
Cass:
Baby:
Cass:
Baby:
Baby: *cries*
Cass: *narrows eyes*
Baby: *cries louder*
Cass: *hears bruce’s footsteps*
Cass, eyes narrowing again: smart baby
Baby: *stops crying* *smiles* *starts crying again*
Cass: you think dad will pick you?
Cass: *also starts crying*
Bruce, banging the door open, doesnt even notice Cass: BABY
Baby, sniffling, already being rocked in Bruce’s arms:
Baby, making eye contact with Cass:
Cass:
Cass: *starts crying for real*
Jim:
Barbara, glaring at her phone:
Jim:
Jim: haven’t seen bruce around these days…
Barbara: *glares at phone even harder*
Jim: must be busy with his new baby
Barbara: *types furiously while still glaring*
Jim: who knows how long ‘til he visits again
Barbara: *tosses phone out the window and leaves the room*
Duke, leaning against Bruce while playing a game:
Baby, on Bruce’s chest:
Baby: *slaps Duke’s game away*
Duke:
Duke, pursing his lips: *picks game back up* *leans against bruce again*
Baby:
Baby: *slaps Duke’s game away*
Duke: IS IT ‘CAUSE IM BLACK
Spoiler, tapping her foot impatiently: ugh where is he
Batman, gliding in:
Spoiler: finally! you’re la— IS THAT THE BABY.
Batman, baby strapped to his chest, wearing their own domino mask: …hm.
Spoiler: why. did you bring the baby.
Spoiler: it’s our hang-out day
Spoiler: me and you fighting crime and sitting on rooftops eating bat burgers
Batman, cowl ears drooping: …but the baby…
Spoiler, tears in her eyes: just admit you dont love us anymore!
Spoiler: *runs off*
Batman, in shock:
Spoiler, getting in the batmobile parked nearby: how was that
Red Robin, handing her money: perfect
Robin: tt this had better work
Oracle, watching Batman pace around guiltily through a camera: it will.
Orphan and Red Hood, huddled at the back, both mumbling: he ignored us…his favorites…he ignored…
Nightwing, also mumbling: replaced again…how many more times…
Signal: *snoring*
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part 2
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