#me with the dating apps

[angelboyliveson]

I have the craziesttttt most perverted insane problematic shocking shameful kink ever where I yearn to be seen as a man and then kissed on the cheek

[1-800-luvmail]

hopeless romantic! jason todd who thinks cheesy pick up lines are stupid, and that surely, the shakespearian shit is gonna work on hinge

hopeless romantic! jason todd who doesn't get why everyone he tries to match with doesnt fw his poetic bars (hes TRYING)

hopeless romantic! jason todd who finally, FINALLY gets a match. he has to put his phone down for a million years just to process everything and then glances back down at his screen to make sure it's still there.

how is someone is genuinely that stunning?

hopeless romantic! jason todd who feels like he's fumbling every time his messages you. if he had less pride, he'd probably ask dick for advice, but no, fuck that, he can do things on his own. it'd be humiliating to beg for romantic advice from him.

at least you seem amused by jason's antics. even if he does seem mildly inept with flirting. dork.

hopeless romantic! jason todd who makes sure to ask about your favourite flowers to get you a bouquet of them for your first date and meet up

hopeless romantic! jason todd who drops said flowers when he finally sees you in person and loses all his words and cognitive function for a moment when you say hi and greet him with a friendly hug. yeah he's not surviving the date.

completely and utterly hopeless! jason todd when the date goes incredible. he walks you home because... obviously? it's gotham and it's dark.

you leave him with a kiss on his cheek and the promise of seeing him sometime again, and he just knows he's a goner.

[dogpaw8]

Tengan bonitas fiestas y cuidense mucho bai

[tsukii0002]

Mc: “Till death do us part”…

Brothers: …

Brothers: *glancing sideways at Thirteen*

Thirteen: You can get your act together now, *smiling malevolently* because if you get a little careless, I'll take your spouse.

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About the new app, with the recent announcements it's starting to excite me, although I'd rather not have expectations. And it's funny how the “bold of you if you think Im gonna let you die” meme has come true.

Thanks for reading 🩷 .

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[devildomwriter]

EVOLVED DEMON FORMS!!! FINALLY

[perplexingly]

Old and lonely people who chat people up in parks or in public transport are my most favourite people on the whole wide earth

[thewisewill80sbyers]

what it feels like being 25+ in the Stranger Things fandom

[rs-camroll]

|| obey me ||

Mammon chat

He's so boyfriend coded!! I'm literally swooned (/o＼) ヽ(o´3`o)ﾉ

#°•°•~

[catlover6777878]

Whenever they add the side characters into this new game,,, I’m praying they make songs for them too. Ritual was so good!!!! Plus I wanna hear a song from the new trio BADLY. I mainly just want to get a thirteen song for my indulgence ofc but I will keep on waiting as long as it takes 💔. Can’t believe we’re so close to the end of the kickstarter, but I’m excited for more concrete news on the new app

[kookyfemme]

fuck it dating apps aren't working time to go stand around in a lowe's aisle looking confused and wait for a butch to come and help me

[idontmindifuforgetme]

guys does it not scare you that romance is actually dead like even at my age i don’t see anyone else having those whirlwind romances and just having fun w it. it all feels so trite & transactional

[aropride]

i know its the aromanticism but i srsly will never understand how people start dating/seeing someone they're not friends with i just don't get it

[devildomwriter]

Levi and his tub 😂😭🙏 also I love the new outfits! Lucifer would SO lounge in a satin robe

[itsaceokay]

I feel like people don't often fully appreciate how hard dating can be for demisexuals.

It just hit me the other day when I found out that most people are kissing by the first date and having sex by the third and to me that is just wild. And apparently, some people wait up to three months before having sex and that's seen as like a really long time and I'm sorry but is everyone okay???

After three dates a person is still a stranger and after three months they're at most an acquaintance - and people are not willing to wait longer and you'll be seen as unreasonable if you want to wait for a year or more??

[beeduoo]

i really like that one tiktok

[catlover6777878]

Chat does this mean we get to keep romancing more than one 🧎‍➡️, I’m hoping