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Girl why do you have to make all the old men so ATTRACTIVEEEEE 😫😫😫
Edwin is so pretty it hurts....




Guess it’s my curse ✨
#ask reply#TBH I never set out to make them attractive#just unique and hopefully distinct from one another#BUT IT REALLY DOESNT deter yall#WHICH IS A POSITIVE#I know I did a good job if yall have tags saying ‘hear me out’ BAHA#promise I’ll draw Edwin more VERY soon 💜
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off in some alternative universe theres a cosmic office comedy with some romantic undertones taking place
#adventure time#fionna and cake#prismo the wishmaster#scarab the god auditor#cosmic owl#prohibitedwish#cosmic owl is the type 2 shove handfulls of cutlery and sauce packets in his pockets at a restaurant just so he doesnt have to buy any#cosmic diner my beloved#cosmic office romcom#this is such a nothing au but it means the world to me#theyre all late 30s newly employed and overworked at their job but they manage
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ive said it before and ill say it again: not nearly enough fanworks talk about THIS part of the souyo dynamic, the weird savior complex and trust yu has w adachi directly breaching the trust that yosuke has put on him. not only here, but in the game too, when yu chooses to meet with adachi in the tv world by himself without telling the others, yosuke waits for him outside anyways bc he knew something was up. yosuke feels betrayed by the fact that yu trusts adachi not to kill him right then and there more than he trusts the team to help him, but he still welcomes him back with a smile. because yu is the leader and yosuke will trust in him no matter what, even if it means watching him walk into the mouth of the man who killed the girl he liked, knowing full well it could snap shut at any moment and break his heart all over again.
basically too many souyo fics about internalized homophobia and not enough about all the other weird shit they have going on.
#SORRYYYY THEY MAKE ME INSANE#it gets brought up in the p4a manga too w evil chie calling yosuke a sheep that will follow yu blindly wherever he goes#its also really nice how he and adachi are parallels#bc even if the game says yu could have ended up like adachi its really yosuke who was at risk#yu seems to already have accepted his isolation as a fact of life and isnt bitter towards anyone else other than himself#and his own inability to connect w people#meanwhile yosuke feels entitled to power and other peoples attention bc he thinks hes hot shit for being a city boy in a small town#hes only infatuated with saki bc shes nice to him and that HAS to mean shes in love with him too#completely missing the fact that she doesnt really like him a whole lot but has to pretend to for her job#or any of her suffering at all#souyo
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incorrect blood blossom au quotes
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Danny, as nightingale: *making horrific noise bombs* Nightingale: if i use this audio of the sun, reverse it, reverse it again, then layer it on top of these reconstructed dinosaur growls, and then drop the pitch, i can almost replicate the noise of a leviathan in the deep end of the zone :) Nightingale: some circles call this "psychological" warfare Nightingale: i call it a highly effective brown note
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Once Bruce's gimmick villains start popping up: Danny, gripping Bruce by the shoulders: Buzz. Buzz. listen to me. listen. Bruce: Danny: monologues? fuckin' wORK. you gotta let 'em monologue.
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Bruce: you incited a prison riot? Danny: you assaulted a police officer? Bruce: Danny: Bruce, trying not to smile: Bruce: actually, i assaulted three Danny, failing at trying not to smile: and i incited several
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Danny talking about cujo: —he’s a good dog! Bruce: im sensing a ‘but’ here Danny: ....you’re right there is a ‘but’ Bruce: hm. Danny: but, you know how ghosts have powers? Bruce: im assuming the dog has ghost powers. Danny: m. Mhm. he can become the size of a bus Bruce: … a h
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Bruce: wait. pause Danny, was about to drop Dad Lore on Bruce: Bruce: is this another horrifying thing from your childhood that im about to hear? Danny: Danny:…yeee..es? Bruce: *wearing the face of a man mentally preparing himself for whatever fucked up shit danny’s about to spit out of his mouth* hn Bruce: carry on
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Nightingale: be the karma you wanna see in the world. Nightingale: with a few tranquilizers, a slingshot, and some red paintballs, you too can trick the mob into thinking that they've been shot by Batman's sniper from hell! Nightingale, winking: they're not totally wrong about it either!
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Nightingale: I cant kick people in the face anymore thanks to the bone-eating poison Superman: the what- Nightingale: so i do the next best thing, and enact psychological warfare on Bat's enemies instead.

#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#blood blossom au#dpxdc au#gotta love bruce and danny. nothing says father-son bonding like traumatizing the gotham underground#had the brilliant idea of making danny a ranged fighter in blood blossom thanks to his whole *gestures* everything. and im running with it.#congrats gotham you have now received: a traumatized 14 year old with deadly aim and a vicious protective streak made 10x worse#good luck babe! he might not break your bones like batman will but he will knock out half your guys and take the other half to hell :]#dont be the reason batman's emergency support steps in. its not worth it <3#danny is so [hayloft opening] to me. he's standing in the doorway ominously illuminated in light and menacingly swinging his slingshot#joking joking. he doesnt drop down :]#before the underground find out that nightingale's name is nightingale they call him 'snipe'#the fact he doesn't show up 100% of the time puts them on extra edge#nightingale as the emergency support has two jobs: Make Them Regret. and then distract em long enough for Bat to get back into the game#danny aboutta david and goliath a bitch
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That new Machinist skill looks familiar
#ffxiv#final fantasy xiv#final fantasy 14#dawntrail#machinist#dawntrail spoilers#I guess?#job actions#mch#not pictured: me having to recrop stuff cause tumblr doesnt like when I put two images next to eachother
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"let's go on a date."
#Us the series#us the series ep12#gmmtv#thai gl#gl drama#oatnene#oat x nene#viewmim#view benyapa#mim rattanawadee#this is frying me lmaoooo#i would have liked to see a bit more of them#but im okay with it#because I really liked nene's character development#she was introduced as such a cartoon villain and mostly that doesnt end well#but the way they evolved her was very nice#no forced redemption arc or heroic conclusion etc#just very lowkey and pleasant lol#good job#but yeah all i can say is i cannot wait to see them in girl rules because theyre clearly doing their homework#and theyre def gonna deliver hard in a jojo setting lol#also mim is fantastic#big fan of her acting#more pleaseeee
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2025 has been the most non-year year of my life like i'm still waiting for this year to actually start, what is this mess
#sorry for being so negative i just forced to resign bc this person no one seems to like doesnt want to work with me#and they have no other shifts for me so lol!#and i was doing a good job i was excelling coworkers liked me customers liked me the manager and his wife liked me#whateverrrrrr!!!!#i promise you im easy to get along with and this is exactly what the manager said herself shes so confused by this#* the other manager#whatever luckily (since no one cares) i am really self sufficient bc i have multiple jobs and way of making money ill be fine#literally she has 3 bad reviews written about her in the past week alone...this isnt fair#thank god i know life isnt fair or i might be trying to make sense of why this is happening#i wouldnt have been able to save myself by telling them the truth bc if they arent listening to customers why would they listen to me#its so weird how no other person in the store wants to work these shifts with her like im the only one who was willing i guess?#whatever i really loved everyone else who worked there and i loved the job :(#i'm genuinely kind of heartbroken by this
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I feel bad for neglecting Hazel so much, I do have many thoughts about her.. and also a mermaid au that im probably not going to do anything with
#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#hazel wells#fop hazel#fop dev#dev dimmadome#art#digital art#doodles#I wish Hazels parents were more flawed tbh...#Like I get why they wanted to have them be good rep so that young people could know what a good family is supposed to look like#but it felt like every time there was an opportunity to have them do something genuinely flawed-#they would perfectly sidestep it before it even became a problem#I really enjoyed the first episode because it showed a hint of a very unique emotional issue Hazel had related to having a therapist mother#The idea that she has to be mature all the time#constantly living around therapy speak makes her feel like she isnt allowed room to breathe#Feeling unable to express her emotions without someone there giving advice that she isnt ready for yet#just small things!#She feels so pressured to be emotionally mature all the time BECAUSE she gets praised for it#maybe im projecting everyone always tell me I was so mature for my age...#But like I really really wanted to see that from her!!#And then after that episode it doesnt even come up again#The only other episode that features the moms job as a conflict is the one where she wants to spend more time with her#which is a fine conflict I guess but it still ends with her saying all the perfect things#I wanted Markus to be more of a genuine threat too. even if he didnt actually do anything having him be more looming would have been nice#I feel like they mostly forget hes a para scientist most of the time idk.#I just felt like his interactions could have been more unique#Maybe he will be in future seasons idk
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I am going insane about these stoats
(my insta is @trisideseye and that's where I mostly post art. I'm purely posting here bc @quiddie is active on here and I need aabria to know, personally ,how fucked up I am about these stoats)
#burrows end#burrows end spoilers#burrows end tula#tula burrows end#brennan lee mulligan#aabria iyengar#i. abandoned tumblr. i am trying to not use tumblr for any more than following people. i used to post here but i gave up bc i got annoyed#im in physical pain. every ounce of me doesnt want to post my cool art on fuckung tumblr.#tumblr CANNOT be my main social again. I need to give my socials to EMPLOYERS. i want to make art for a JOB#but there are more dimension 20 bitches on tumblr than insta bc its the mentally ill platform#and i need. peiple to understand how fycked up i am abt this stoat mom.#im insane. im insane. im insane. im biting this piece of media im the jugular like i myself am a stoat#and i cant SAY that on instagram the EMPLOYERS will have my ass!!!!!!#anyways.#dimension 20
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TELEMACHUS AND ANTINOUS. FINALLY
#throwing a tiny bit of (NOT FULLY THOUGHT OUT AND VERY MUCH A WIP) info about them here for u guys#i was trying to figure out what the fuck antinous could do in this au#and then i was like oh wait monster hunter. obviously#so hes a monster hunter lol#<- this is actually sorta funny because the temporary odysseus lore i have is that he used to be a monster hunter at one point#and then he got bit on the job or something lol#aughhh this is very embarassing to admit but this whole au in my head is very heavily inspired by the danganronpa fic out for blood#so i will admit. i just stole hajimes backstory from that fic#btw you guys should read that fic. even if youre not into danganronpa it doesnt really rely on canon at ALL and its very good#anyways as a temporary thing i dont really think borrowing that matters#anyways monster hunter antinous just seems like the natural conclusion here idk idk#i dont really have a solid story in mind in general so im not worrying about how different aspects interact atm#anyways telemachus thoughts now#hes obviously still penelope and odys kid so. funny vampire/werewolf hybrid thing lets talk about that#so i imagine he takes after odysseus in MOST things. he is for all intents and purposes mostly just a werewolf#but ahh. ok i dont know werewolf lore so im gonna explain it#(its very much again just based on one really good danganronpa fic i read)#i think when turned its sort of like. a blackout blind rage. very little complex thought involved. just kill and maim etc#<- not getting too into it bc of tag limits. lmk if you want me to ramble about how werewolves in this au work though#anyways i think since telemachus isnt a full werewolf this doesnt fully apply to him#he may or may not have violent instincts but he could probably resist them and hes at least semi-aware when turned#anyways i think penelope dresses him. thats why hes so fancy. very much giving off heavy vampire energy despite barely being one#is he immortal* like a vampire? we dont know and were not gonna test it hopefully!#also he could probably drink blood he doesnt HAVE to though and he doesnt like the taste really. penelope does not get it </3#ok done rambling in the tags now time for art tags#doodles#epic the musical#epic monster au#antinous#telemachus
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my pieces for @strawberrij's thespius fashion zine!! quite the endeavour and adventure that turned out pretty neat i think :]
special thanks go to @ratchetclankarecute for posing/cloth references + the bulk of the image descriptions! that first image would Not have happened without them <3
#great god grove#ggg thespius green#thespius fashionista zine#moon draws things#also everyone cheer and clap and say thank you to @actingwithportals and @vivifrage for significant help wrangling clothing folds#@publiccmenace for some tweaks and colouring advice#and @ayaheart77 for further colour advice + helping get these backgrounds sorted at All#literally that first page wouldnt have made it past the sketch cleanup stage if it weren't for the crew pitching in#shoutout to that entire server honestly. youve heard of twitch plays xyz‚ get ready for: discord plays zine entry#couldnt have done it without yall <3#also massive massive shoutout to tumblr blog omgthatdress whose extensive library of fashion this project--#--literally Could Not Have Happened Without#anyhow HI. BEEN A MORBILLION YEARS AND MAYBE IT'LL BE A MORBILLION MORE. WANTED TO PLAY TOYS THOUGH SO HERE I AM [FOR NOW]#THESE WERE SUCH A STRUGGLE TO POST AND FOR WHAT.#had to link them from my personal website just so tumblr would accept them. good lird#this was a whole entire adventure and Quite the challenge in many ways. quite proud of the effort that went into it all though :]#came away having learned a lot too!!#would 100% do this again [just. hold the sketti sauce (technical difficulties that cost me 10 days or so and made the whole thing--#--a slight scramble) next time]#be sure to go have a look at the zine whenever it drops to see these in full res!!! and see everyone else's work too!!!#everyone's been doing such a lovely wonderful job and it's absolutely incredible to see#anyway. sighs wistfully. i may be aroace but damn if this silly guy doesnt have me a rather goofy amount of in love in a shrimp sort of way#like YEAH i too am in love with love and have a passion for passion bestie!!! i never stood a chance. it was over before it even started.#peace and love and plants on planet grove#and also @strawberrij!!!! i hope you know that how you draw this guy like fundamentally changed how i draw him too#right in the middle of working on this and everything. saw your one impossible greens post‚ got hit with levels of serotonin i didn't--#--even know i was capable of‚ felt a switch flip in my brain‚ and HARD pivoted into borrowing some of how you draw this guy#it's literally peak and i hope you're proud of yourself [completely genuine]#unsure why it's not letting me ping you directly also but alas. may whatever curse that took your messages and asks be lifted soon cuz--#--Good Lird‚ man
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Blessing of Protector of Demigods and Protector of Youths
the first bead the demigods got at camp half blood wasnt always of the first summer they were there.
It was a pearl, with sun etched on its surface as the camp was started by Perse Athenide and Apollo.
(I cant draw very good anymore so i made use of my CAD skills to make what i think its like)
It glowed green-blue and gave off homely warmth when praying to Perse and/or Apollo. It had the blessing of both the gods.
The pearl broke when the demigod died or when one of the gods took the blessing away from the demigod (Achilles after he killed Troilus or Theseus and Heracles' misdeeds).
This tradition stopped after Perse's fading. Her blessing vanished too from the remaining pearls. They only gave off homely warmth because of Apollo.
Only one pearl like this remains, it belongs to Dionysus. He prayed to his mother even after her death, just to feel something of hers in the glow of the pearl, her blessing.
It glowed briefly after Perse entered camp Half blood, sending Dionysus spiraling.
More "images" of the pearl below
just basic CAD and very bare minimum rendering
#Asclepius doesnt have the pearl because his broke when he died when Zeus smited/smote? him#athenide au#artists can do better job than me ik but i am no artist only a mechanical engineer in making#perse athenide#apollo percy jackson#pjo#percy jackson
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Nines: ... you make a solid case, Sixty.
#detroit become human#rk800 60#rk900#i just really think they should be chill with each other! and i have the ability to draw it!#so i will draw them as being chill with each other and continue to focus on side characters as i am prone to do#in fact i started playing a different game and my favorite guy so far doesnt even have an actual name#me collecting side characters as my blorbo is never gonna change RIP if youre a main character i probably wont draw you#if i do it wont be as often as side characters#also ive seen a lot of fics mention sixty going and being in the fbi instead of becoming a detective and honestly#i think it would work bc i think hank and connor would threaten to quit if fowler hired sixty#like no we dont want him hes the stinky rk hire the other one the newer model just dont hire sixty#and also i like the idea of sixty and nines in different job groups just so they can tell each other about what the people are like#and thats part of their bonding is WOW humans dont make sense heres what happened today#and so nines gets kinda stuck between connor and sixty being ready to kill each other and nines not wanting to pick a side
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zero's pressure
#running out of gas. running out of money. out of time. out of energy. i'm running out of everything#and ofc my solution is to. avoid it. ignore it. do nothing productive.#zero's pressure turns into zero pressure#i'm trying to be kind to myself. i really have been trying. but it's hard when youre still headed to 0 on everything with no solution#because of yourself#i cant get a job. my art doesnt bring enough. i cant keep producing new products on the regular. i cant finish major comms on time#what CAN i do?#vent#just some adhd things#and maybe anxiety. and bad stress management#sorry for being so raw on main. its therapeutic even if it doesnt really lead to anything. it does force me to confront my feelings ig#i tend to get a burst of motivation after hitting a low like this but its a constant cycle that in the longterm really doesnt improve.#ill probably get some products done and do some quick comms. just one of those alone can cover gas for me#anyway some positivity to toot my own horn: i love the palette of this piece. went harder than i thought
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i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too
#octavian pjo#pjo series#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#no but like ??? hello??? he CATAPULTED HIMSELF INTO A FLAMING METEOR DYING GODDESS??? AND EVERYONE (MIND YOU THEYRE LIKE 14 AND JUST WITNESS#ED THIS) AND LIKE THEYRE COOL WITH IT TOO NO ONE GAF — IN FACT NICO LITERALLY JUSTIFIED DOING THAT EVEN.#they could’ve like. arrested octavian.??? punched him in the face during his lament and K.O.’ing him#and they drag his unconscious body away and go on w their lives. LIKE WTF#there’s MORE RATIONAL ENDINGS TO THIS#have i mentioned octavian this guy i think he is FRESHLY turned eighteen. so maybe a senior in highschool with some issues in his noggin#(this is assuming rick even like. thought of anything of that and just needed a quick way to Wheee octavian out of the way cuz he didn’t#intend for him to be anything but a one dimensional bully that drives the B maybe C plot )#anyway#pjo hoo toa#nico di angelo#adjacent cause i’m talking him#will solace#also this reminds me they do a shitty job of bringing this back up in TSATS. don’t get me started on TSATS i’m sorry…..#octavian hoo#HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A LAST NAME OH MY GOE#GOD#FUCKING HELL#he got the Celia (iykyk. fuck cc and hb) treatment#sorry i’ll shut up now#percy jackson
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Help a Disabled Trans Lesbian Heal from C19 and Survive Workplace Abuse!!!
My girlfriend is a disabled trans lesbian of color, she works with heavy machinery in a warehouse and the managers are trying to force her back to work while sick and C19 positive. This puts her other coworkers and her job at risk.
My girlfriends check was SHORTED in retaliation for "disobeying" management! Yes we know this is highly illegal but in the mean time we need help just surviving because over $470+ was shorted out of my girls check.
I need to get my girlfriend some medicine, PPE, more C19 test, groceries for my household and get some help with transportation. If you can, PLEASE help my girlfriend and I stay afloat while we fight management and the higher ups at her workplace.
CA: $lezsalt OR $sleepyhen
VN: wildwotko
PayPL: DM 4 me!
#workers rights#trans lesbian#disability justice#chronic illness#community care#she works at non unionized location please dont give me reccs on how to fight this bc she doesnt have a backing behind her#her last job was unionized but this one isnt so the job is on the line which we just cant afford to loose at this moment#if any of yall can help please do so!!!
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