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Christmas One-Shots (2) Masterlist

part one

11 Years of Christmas (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Christmas texts throughout the years.

A Christmas Tail (ao3) - thewakeless

Summary: Dan and Phil through the eyes of Winston, their new dog.

A million little suns (ao3) - jestbee

Summary: Dan is just trying to get as far away from his home town as possible at Christmas when he gets stuck in a snow storm. He's rescued by an enigmatic stranger who take him back to his cabin in the mountains. What Dan doesn't know is that his rescuer is prolific, best-selling writer of erotica, Ricky Blitz. Will Dan end up with a porn-worthy situation all of his own? (hint: yes)

Porn with feels and some Christmas magic.

a tiny christmas tree (ao3) - natigail

Summary: Anyways i hope dnp are going to plant their tiny Christmas tree at their forever home and let it grow for 30 years

What do you get when you combine companions through life, yearning for a forever home and Christmas all around them? You get Phil making an impulsive purchase.

Affections. (ao3) - phansb

Summary: Dan's family is going on holiday to Portugal for Christmas—Dan can't join them. Phil decides they need to celebrate Christmas early, together.

All I Want for Christmas (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan plans to spend the Christmas alone, Phil isn't going to let that happen.

amidst the chaos (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: “Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen” -Bobby, age 7

All Over Again (ao3) - roryonice

Summary: It’s almost Christmas, and Phil goes back to his hometown to win back his high school love after five and a half years.

all this bloody happiness (ao3) - graydar

Summary: It’s true that this Christmas won’t feel like any Christmas they’ve ever had.

Baby it’s cold outside (ao3) - Allthephils

Summary: Dan’s car is stuck in the snow and Phil just happens by

Just another meet-cute at Christmas! I’d call it unrealistic but this Dan and Phil and we all know this is a totally viable storyline :)

begin and never cease (ao3) - palomeheart

Summary: Dan is a grumpy second year law student living with reclusive, perpetual grad student named Phil. When the holiday season brings out a side of Phil that Dan’s never seen before, Meanwhile, when Phil finds out Dan hates all things festive, he makes it his goal to change Dan’s mind before Christmas. And also to find the perfect mince pie.

bundle up, baby (ao3) - angelmichelangelo

Summary: dnp taking their little kid for the first time to the iom for christmas

there's nothing more exciting than a child's first christmas

Even Santa Ships It (ao3) - ticklishpickle

Summary: Phil wakes up the night before Christmas to find a sassy, sarcastic Christmas elf by the name of Dan in his kitchen, feet tangled up in Christmas lights and surrounded by gingerbread crumbs. Phil doesn't mind.

Finally, Christmas With You (ao3) - lazyfic

Summary: Phil wakes up horny Christmas morning and finally has Dan with him to take care of it.

Holiday Cheer (ao3) - evanegg

Summary: “Dan is used to spending a quiet December in, quietly refusing to buy into the consumer capitalism that is Christmas. Phil is new to the apartment and won't stop being the physical embodiment of Christmas cheer.”

Or Dan hates Christmas and Phil teaches him to love it by being the sweetest person alive.

homecoming (ao3) - moonanonymous

Summary: Dan and Phil are invited to Wokingham for Christmas.

homegrown (ao3) - angelmichelangelo

Summary: dan and phil host their first christmas in their forever home

Howell the Grinch Stole Christmas (ao3) - ticklishpickle

Summary: Eight years ago, after an incident he'd rather not discuss, Dan Howell ran away to a mountain north of Memeville to become the Grinch. He had never succeeded before, but this year, Dan was determined to steal Christmas, and he didn't care what Santa thought about it.

A fic very roughly based off How the Grinch Stole Christmas ft. Santa!Phil and Grinch!Dan

(technically a friends to enemies to lovers fic)

I’m Dreaming of a Happier Christmas (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Not the most comfortable Christmas to say the least

I'm just trying to keep my baby warm through the wintertime. (ao3) - waypast0000

Summary: It's december, Dan and Phil have a lot to do, including buy Christmas decorations and survive winter.

Or

A festive day in the life of Dan and Phil 2017 edition (but without the cameras and much more coldness).

let your heart be light (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: Phil loves Christmas, and Dan doesn't want to ruin that for him.

Now We’re On the Naughty List (ao3) - cafephan

Summary: Phil meets Dan after a Christmas Eve party, and invites him to stay after his taxi is stuck in the snow.

Romantic enough? (ao3) - winstonlives

Summary: It's the first Christmas they have living together and Phil's mum induces a minor freak out. WILL HE RUIN IT?

Patching the Holes (ao3) - philsmeatylegss

Summary: Dan is really close with his grandma. He spontaneously decides to come out to his very homophobic family on Christmas. Obviously doesn’t go well. Then stuff happens

santa pally (santa baby) (ao3) - huphilpuffs

Summary: Phil grabs the first name off the top and hands the pot over. His hands are shaking when he unfolds it and– well fuck.

There, in Mr. Fowler’s familiar print, is written: Dan Howell.

The Perfect Gift (ao3) - yiffandquiff

Summary: Phil Lester didn't particularly like Secret Santa that his maths teacher did every year. He normally received just simple gifts and was always underwhelmed. But this year, his Secret Santa gives him the perfect gift and he's determined to find out who this person is. It also helps that his Secret Santa has a crush on him too.

The Scent of Pining (ao3) - americanphancakes

Summary: Dan and Phil grew up together, but were separated by university and the mundanities of life. After years of missing each other, keeping track of each other's careers, and asking their families about each other, they finally reunite at a Christmas party back home. Surrounded by fragrances that cast their memories back to their childhood together, they each work up the nerve to finally do something about how they've been feeling for a decade.

vacation getaway (ao3) - angelmichelangelo

Summary: phil burns easily, but that soon proves to be not such a bad thing

when i could finally breathe (ao3) - huphilpuffs

Summary: Christmas, in all its brilliance, is exhausting.

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❛  you should smile more. you have such a beautiful smile.  ❜ To Conrad from Casey

memeville || accepting

"Sometimes there's not really much to smile about." Conrad shrugged. He'd known Casey forever and she had known him before his life had seemingly gone to hell, so he didn't really blame her for what she said. "Thanks for the compliment, though." His mom always said the same thing. "You back for the break?"

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Help my sanity I found Nederstays on tictac and it's memeville central

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@lillyarttoheart @memevile

I found your big boi!

#3 short comic. What really happened when Kev Portly face against Pete Sound.

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You're so cute!

Like, in a creepyway

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Hey can i get a spinel color palette. Both versions

Here are two Spinel palettes!

Thanks for the ask!

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King Nixel WILL pay!

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[phanfictioncatalogue]

Christmassy Fic Titles Masterlist

Links Last Checked: June 16th, 2025

Christmas Candy Grams - auroraphilealis

Summary: Dan gets a candy gram at his workplace from a secret admirer calling him an angel, but Dan has absolutely no idea who it could be.

Christmas Jumpers - fiction-phan

Summary: “You were the cashier giving me weird looks when I bought a ton of ugly christmas jumpers so I told you they were for my grandma but you happened to be at a party I wore one to and you saw me.”

Christmas Lights and Evergreen (ao3) - kae_karo

Summary: insp by dnp bein cute n walkin around town seeing holiday displays n stuff.

Christmas Magic Is In The Air - doomedhowell

Summary: December has come around once again, and Dan’s feeling unusually super festive. Phil has no idea where all this festiveness has come from, but he can’t complain when his boyfriend is being super adorable.

Elves In Santa’s Grotto - auroraphilealis

Summary: For the last 8 hours, Dan has worked Santa’s Grotto as the only elf. Lucky for him, he catches a break when Phil picks up a shift, and, is luckily good with children.

Eskimo Kisses and Christmas Wishes (ao3) - philsdrill

Summary: Dan gets a nasty surprise when he at last comes out to his family just before Christmas. Alone and out in the cold, he makes the trip up to Manchester where he spends Christmas with Phil and his family. It’s a struggle for Dan, being in such a loving family environment when he has just been evicted from his own, but Phil does his best to look after Dan and cheer him up as best he can.

Festive Fun and Christmas Kisses (ao3) - husbants

Summary: Dan and Phil get ready for Christmas. There are plenty of laughs, plenty of bants, and plenty of kisses involved.

Gingerbread - cherryblossom-phil

Summary: Mrs. Lester lets Dan in on a few Lester family traditions; a little peek into Dan’s first Christmas with the Lesters.

home for the holidays (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Dan and Phil take a moment to themselves while hosting Dan’s family for Christmas.

hot chocolate and marshmallows (ao3) - lilyxxxooo

Summary: A package arrives for them and Dan doesn’t know how to help. (based off Cornelia's story of the mince pies Mrs. Lester made)

Howell the Grinch Stole Christmas (ao3) - ticklishpickle

Summary: Eight years ago, after an incident he’d rather not discuss, Dan Howell ran away to a mountain north of Memeville to become the Grinch. He had never succeeded before, but this year, Dan was determined to steal Christmas, and he didn’t care what Santa thought about it.

A fic very roughly based off How the Grinch Stole Christmas ft. Santa!Phil and Grinch!Dan

(technically a friends to enemies to lovers fic)

It’s The Most WondELFul Time Of The Year - cafephan

Summary: In which Phil volunteers himself and Dan as elves at the local Santa’s Grotto.

Let’s Build A Snowman - doomedhowell

Summary: teen!phan being excited when it snows the first day of December, and so they decide to build a snowman together.

Marshmallow Santa - adorkablephil

Summary: Just a little domestic fluff moment for Christmas.

Merry and Bright (ao3) - ahappyphil

Summary: Dan and Phil host their first Christmas

Mistletoe Miracles - jilliancares

Summary: Dan just wants to kiss Phil Lester under the mistletoe. And, okay, maybe he wants to do more than just kiss, but so what?

O Christmas Tree (ao3) - Carryonmywaywardlester

Summary: Dan and Phil have fallen into a bit of a slump now TATINOF is over for good. So they decide to do something about it, that something being, decorating their flat ready for Christmas.

Of Christmas Cuddles And Christmas Surprises (ao3) - Codeskenobes

Summary: Dan doesn’t like early starts. He likes cuddles though.

Winter Wishes - chocolatesaucelester

Summary: Christmas is without a doubt Phil’s favorite time of year, and he’s convinced there’s something purely magical about the season. His festive feelings are only amplified when a little bit of Christmas magic brings he and Dan a little closer.

Under the Mistletoe - doomedhowell

Summary: It's no secret that Dan and Phil hate each other, everybody knows it, including their own families. But now, It's the holiday's time, and a Christmas party is being thrown at the Lester's house, and of course... Dan's family has been invited. Dan's being forced to go, even though he clearly doesn't want to but his mother doesn't care. The night quickly changes when Dan and Phil get stuck under a mistletoe.

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Have you heard of pink elephants on parade

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