#messing around with diffrent ideas

[iguessitme]

Tried to figure out a design for Ross cuz i dont like the old one I did

[tobesolnelyx]

S3 vampire Shauna🤤please please feed us more!

(Also can I be 💫 anon?)

— drain me! || vampire!shauna shipman headcanons

a/n: hi 💫anon!! i hear you guys and i need her just as badly <3

summary: ancient fucker, who decided to annoy you for another eternity. toxic!shauna. vampire!reader.

warnings: NSFW - content MDNI. mid gore. toxic relationship.

★ — you don't really want to know her real age. the number would scared you, trust me. she basically can't settle down. met few girls, been with them. but everytime, when she turned someone else to a vampire, they would simply run away from her. which is completely reasonable if you ask me. until she came to that shithole, Wiskayok in New Jersey and met you. you, who seemed to be so kind, so painfully human that she started feeling ugly jealousy. she didn't know if she wanted to be you or be with you.

★ — she came up with a diffrent tactic. decided that if previous relationship ended awfully, she'll make everything properly this time. properly in her terms, of course. which meant showing up in your room late at night, feeding on you. one night she simply lost herself. she bit you and make you swallow her own blood. so yeah, next day you were a mess.

★ — shauna, who proritised making you utterly dependent from her. she wanted to control you, keep you close. she pretended that she had no idea, who turned you, and basically decided to play this hero, who shows you how to live with that whole vampire thing now (read: you're fucked)

★ — shauna, who wears flannels everwhere in any weather to not get burned. sometimes uses bandanas on her head, and sunglasses. she says that they make her look cool or smth, but you doubt that.

★ — she feeds on people, saying that they're more nutritious and taste better than animals. you always grimace at that, it's not exactly ethical in your mind, but she stopped caring long time ago. she flirst with mortals only to drag them later to the bedroom and devour them.

★ — shauna, who introduce you to the real pleasure. when she urges you to feed on her for the first time, you're hesistant. is it even...right? but she pulls you on her lap with this ridicoulous strength and speed. you wrap around her, her hands guides yours to touch her pulse point, and you almost drool yourself. you hear soft thumping of her heart, feel tempting body under your fingertips, and you barely register the moment when your fangs are fully out.

★ — shauna, who helps you ride her thigh, while you suck her blood. she's precise, pressing you against her just right. you whine in her skin, smearing blood all over your mouth. she's done this so many times, and still - her hips jerk with each movement of your lips. she's groaning, head thrown back in ecstasy.

★ — she's...sassy. ovedramatic and whiny. mind her, she's been so long on this world that she's bored. but at the same time, she refuses to even acknowledge new technology. mostly gets frustrated with that. "shauna it's..." you start, but she cuts you off with a scoff. "it's total bullshit" she rolls her eyes not even looking at the app you're showing her. "back in time it didn't even exist and everyone were just fine."

★ — bites. bites. bites. obviously, she's a vampire. but she loves biting you just to taste you, your blood, your skin. not exactly to feed on you, but she has this strange desire to feel you on her tongue constantly.

★ — possessive. long story short, she'll either kill or turn into a meal anyone, who will try to flirt with you. good luck with having friends. she'll feed on them anyway. you don't need other people, right? just her.

★ — has a power of manipulaton. she was great at gaslighting before, sure. but now, anytime you try to walk away, cause she's starting to do fucked up shits, she uses that strength. the worst part? you know that this sweet tone of hers means that you're being awfully manipulated , but you stay anyway. you can't just walk away.

"baby," she murmurs cupping your face, making sure you're looking her right in the eyes. her smile seems almost poisonous. "you don't really want to leave me, do you?" she brushes your cheekbones and presses kiss to the corner of your mouth.

"you're mine," she'll tell you later. "you were never not mine," she'll whisper to your ear.

★ — oversensitive. better smell, hearing, eyesight (especially in the darkness. her eyes are glowing deep red). has constant headaches and gets easily overstimulated. seems like she's never got used to being hyperaware of everything. she lays on bed on worst days, sighning dramatically and rambling something about endless suffering.

[demonsword586]

Ok so the anon who brought up the horns with handlebars idea, while I do think all of them have potential, so this really could be dealer’s choice if you do end up writing anything on it, I do think looking at all the different kinds of horns, Andrealphus, Amon, Beel, Belial, Foras, Leraye, Marbas, and Satan’s horns have the most reasonable handlebar potential.

Hmm...now when I think of a handlebar,I understand this in two diffrent ways.

Either pulling on their horns while you ride them or using them as actual furniture.

Now of we start off with Beelzebub and Leraye since they both have similar horn type. I think with Beel,a good scenario for this would be if you peg him. He's kinky enough to let you. Now just imagine....you're going on him,bareback and when the passion is the most intense. You're thrusting into him like no tomorrow. Sweat and drool is everywhere. Now if you just grab his horn(he woudn't even anticipate it since his back is turned to you),all of the sudden so it knocks the wind out of him when it happens...and he let's out the deepest moan you ever heard him say while you tug his head backwards and make him arch his back. Mm~ Now that's what I'm talkong about,though I feel like when he cums,he would probably turn you around and be like 'Now it's your turn'.

With Leraye though...he is a sweetheart. We know he's like a puppy and he's loyal since he wants to have one partner at a time. I feel like you could grab his horn while you're riding him in his lap. Think lotus position. You been riding him for like half an hour and by this time your legs are already starting to burn. But then you notice that pretty horn on his head,so straight and sturdy looking. So you wrap your hands around it and use your arms to lift yourself and slam back down. He would cum in an instant. We know how sensitive they are so if you grab him with a good grip while warming his cock,that would be way too much for this poor boy. ...okay but I really want to stack donuts on his horn.

Andrealphus also has an intresting shape. His are definetlly the longest and prettiest...but I'm not sure on how sex with him would be like if you grabbed his horn. He seems like the type who would go on a murder spree and then come back home to his partner and be super soft and smily. Now if he has that same eauthaism in the bedroom like on the battlefield,you're fucked. Hell,you will actually need those horns to hold onto when he's hammering into you. Since they're the perfect holding shape,this would be amazing for both of you. You can hold onto the inside of the cyrcle part of his horns and even pull him closer. In any case,if he's gentle or rough with you,the moment you wrap your fingers around those horns,he's already in a frenzzy. He can't see,so his other senses are already highened. You can't even imagine how being grabbed by your most sensitive part would feel like while you're already on alert by everything and you're thrusting into the love of your life

Okay with Belial...I mean they're the perfect holding lenght. I feel like if you wrapped your hands around them,only the tip would stand out. But in a sexual way...I think your hands would just slip off of them because of the slick. Like they are already pretty smooth so when they're wet with milk,there's nonway you're griping them! I do think he would let you touch them a bit more than anyone else though. He said his horns got used to touch since Jjyu always stays on them.

With Amon...now he has one of the longer ones. I'm positive you can stack at least 6 donuts on him. But he is pretty...whimpery and whiny(at least I think so). He just seems like the type who would just be shocked if you hold onto his horn while having sex. But that suprise would soon turn into a small smile as more of his liquid starts to spew out of the tip and messing up both his soft hair and face. Actually I think his horn might burst out milk like a fountain. He seems like a squirter.

Then we have Marbas whose horns look like they might actually break if you put too much pressure on them. Like they are bandaged up,broken at some places and I'm not sure if he has a nail or something in them? But yea,they might crumble if you're not careful with them...but that doesn't mean you can't play with them. If you really want to use them as handles,I suggest you hold yourself up with his shoulders instead. Way sturdier and sexy. Mm,shoulders good,but you can still play with his horns while riding him. Actually I think he would like it the best if you ride him while he's tied up. You move your hips back and forth while he's cock is impaling you and keep ypur hands on his horns to steady yourself. But since he's so sensitive,it may start to hurt. Oh but the please of being tied up,unable to stop you! Ah,pain and pleasure at the same time is the best!!

Actually if we're speaking of handlebars,any of the Hades devils could work,since most of them have that little chain between their horns. But Foras is definetlly the best. We know how much he loves watching people do obscene things,so why not watch his soulmate losing theirselfs on his cock? The best thing about this is that theres not only a chain you can hold onto but also his horns are in just the right position to be used as handlebars.

But speaking solely based off their horns....Satan's are the best. The perfect position,long as fuck,every girth imaginable....prrrfection! The only problem would be...his personality. He is quite rough and wild normally. I imagine,if you tug on his horns while having sex,he's going beast mode on you. Like 'You ain't walking the next day and you will look like a werewolf attacked you'. Oh but his horns are so long and pretty....but is it really worth it? Oh you bet he's going to egg you on to touch them once he figures out you want to hold them!

.......What have I done......

[ramblinscramblin]

Hey there! I read your headcanons and they are pretty cool! I wanted to ask for small headcanons myself

Sniper, Scout and Pauling discovers that reader is a vampire! How will they react?

Reader can be any pronounce you want. You can do romantic or platonic, whatever is comfortable with you!

-💀🌌

→With a vampire!Reader!

Genre: fluff, a lil silly

Characters: Sniper, Scout, and Pauling Warning: canon typical gore.

I love love love this request, thank you so much! This was kind of a hard prompt to get ideas for for some reason. Also I’ve actually never written for Pauling before, let’s hope I get her right!

Sniper

Sniper took note of your gloomy and loner disposition right away.

It’s part of the reason he bothered getting close to you in the first place.

He’s observant so he probably noticed everything separately even if he hadn’t fully put it together yet. Definitely took note of your fangs.

The dislike of garlic, avoiding the sun, never seen eating anything, never seeming flushed or red, your sunken in look, everyone sort of already joked about it.

So he wasn’t all too shocked when you told him.

I honestly imagine he feels pretty threatened by you.

He is generally distrusting of people normally, so you being a night stalking blood drinking beasty doesn’t do much to quell his anxieties.

Couldn’t help but feel intrigued though, can't help but feel compelled by you, even despite his reservations he can't really keep away for long.

The idea of a vampire I feel like would be something he would be very attracted too, the thrill of it all kind of excites him. Of course he doesn't say that, or act on it very often, but you know it anyways.

Idk if this is an out of character headcanon but I highkey think Sniper is a monster fucker.

Supplies you with blood if he sees your low, enjoys how much you brighten after a drink.

Overall finds you very fasicnating, likes learning how to manage life as a vampire

Scout

Scout thinks you're messing with him until the moment he watches you drain the blood from a civilian.

Cautious with the kinds of jokes he makes after that.

He guesses it does kind of make sense in retrospect, you did have a sort of dark air about you.

Honestly finds it so sick, thinks of you as sort of his personal gaurd dog at night, wouldn't say that outloud but internally yes.

He generally would treat you about the same, vampire or not.

If we're talking old timey vampires here finds it hilarious that you can't enter a space without explict permission, will torture you by not inviting you into a room as he walks right through.

Thinks you turning into a bat is one of the coolest things, honestly big jealous vibes from Scout, he wishes he was a big cool vampire too.

It’s a fantasy of his for you to drink some of his blood, is too proud/paranoid to ever say it out loud. But you don’t miss his little sighs as he looks at your fangs.

Secretly dreams of you turning him too, so very secretly.

Pauling

Was honestly so overworked she hardly even noticed.

"Huh? What did you say? Oh yeah, yeah that's nice," she said with a polite nod one day, burying a group of hippies as she did so.

Just enjoys having someone with her during the night, like Scout wouldn't realize you were serious until she sees you feed, once she does it's like a start up noise.

Genuinely uses you as an asset in her work, you turning into a bat and flying is amazing for locating survivors, youre such a big help!

Like I said enjoys the nightly company more than words can describe, she loves quality time.

Really enjoys your darker aesthetic and sometimes thinks you're way too cool to be spending all your time with her.

Will make sure you're always fed, you never have to worry about going hungry while Pauling is around.

If you've been around a few generations wants to hear what life was like before she was around, how it felt to live in a vastly diffrent time period. Finds it so intresting to hear about!

Ohhh boy I hope this is okay anon! Like I said it was kind of hard to think of things to write about for some reason,,, I hope this was good! I had a lot of fun writing it even despite the trouble I had.

[poeticpitstop]

Unwritten race and stolen looks - Chapter 1

Were you made to be so seductive, were you made for this red bull suit ?

hi beautifull souls ! one of my friends inspired me to write it becasue it is diffrent chemistry when they are in one team right ? Charles might suffer a bit but i promise it will get better. let me know what you think in comments and have a good one !

Charles had no idea what to expect, one he knew for sure he will never again let someone take everything from his like Ferrari did, all his soul, dreams and passion, turn into dust and let it go with wind. He sacrificed himself to the vision he had, a championship in the red car. He remembers it since he was a little kid, this red color that brought so much feelings when he was seeing it. What if something else would happened, what if he would never sign with them, would he be happier, would he be champion, would he not suffer. But then he would still look at Ferraris as his dream, not knowing what it will bring him. Whatever he would do, his story with them was written before he knew it. Podiums were beautiful but where they worth it ? Now they will be as well In blue and orange. And he will never be the same after this change, he was destroyed after what was happening in the team. Things that no one knew about. After some time he was just a person made out of broken words and actions of people around and it was so hard to find himself in this mess, find and win over his surroundings. What was the hardest, to keep himself together once everybody was watching him, the sport, listened to all the radios, he couldn’t just speak truth, he needed to control himself, and no one knew how much tears there is under your helmet through the career, there is a reason you don’t see drivers naked after the race. There is reasons why they cant go to interviews alone, there is reason for everything in this sport. And this was his last chance to it One time Sebastian wrote to him, that it will be hard, that it will make him tired, but that he wishes him so he achieves what he couldn’t, a championship because it would be the most mesmerizing thing to see. He just hoped he didn’t let down Seb when he wrote this after today meeting I’m going to Red Bull. It was his last meeting before announcing to the motorsport world his contract. Oh Charles Leclerc and Max Verstappen in one team. And if you could call karting a high school, they were high school sweethearts. Their names sounded good even before they were famous. Sunset and storm is what they were right now. Lovers they were in Charles head.

Of course he was thinking about his career doing this move, but he couldn’t not think how relationship with Max will develop after it. Because he needed to admit he had no idea if any of the nights they spend together this year were real or just a game for Max. Maybe all little actions and words were only in his head in Max voice. Maybe he wasn’t someone for Max, maybe he never will share with him the same affection. And maybe it was only his way to cope with the problems at team. For sure first team meeting wasn’t the best place to think about them because he didn’t even know when it ended and everyone together with Max started to get out. And of course Max waited for him to stood up from chair “ I don’t know if you heard, you were a bit dreamy, but Christian said so I show you your new office here, you could work there or just rest while you here” he said it to him with this little smile that always made him look so soft, lips that screamed to kiss him. “ oh okey, I’m sorry I was lost a bit in thoughts you right, its just a lot of happening” Charles in his head almost said to Max about what he really was thinking They needed to walk almost whole Red Bull center to be in theirs drivers offices, and it was just a bit awkward walking in their race suits as before this short team meeting they also had a photo session for the new season. They both wished to Change already. For Charles the walk was such a new thing, such a dreamy situation, walking here knowing it will be everyday action, not just seeing red bull win all over again on every weekend, looking at their garages, it is his reality now. Once they arrived and he saw the sign Charles Leclerc Red Bull driver, its like all his pieces finally were put into their place and he found peace. He wanted to comment it to Max but he didn’t manage as Max looked on him with his ocean almost like storm eyes and grabbed him by his hips looking at the same time around. Were you made to be so seductive, were you made for this red bull suit ? His voice was so enchanting, and Charles didn’t have time to open his mouth as Max just pushed him to the doors and opened them. It didn’t take from him a lot of effort to close doors on lock and put him to the wall nearby. Max was slightly taller than Charles, and Man he felt that difference once Max was so close he could feel his minty breath, he felt so intimidated. His head got empty and he couldn’t think about anything else than pushing his lips to Max ones, But Max was just staring at him As something was blocking him for taking action “And that’s your first penalty at red bull team” Max said, stopped holding him, and with little smile left the room.

Charles didn't even move, his back was still pressed to the wall and he was breathing heavy. And Max acted like always. Leaving him with the spark for more but still putting it down like a fire on candle. He had no idea how the story will write itself in this team, with this type of teammate, with his temperament, with Charles love.

did he loved him or played a game with him ? just like a strategy on the race.

[sweeneydino]

IM OBSESSED WITH UR CROSSOVER IDEA, BUT I GOTTA ASK QUESTIONS

1: When Donnie grows to be 14-16, does that mean his bros are gonna be 30? Or does time work diffrently? (Ex: Time works 4x faster in RISE universe)

2: When did Danny adopt Don? In guessing somewhere from year 2012 since that prob when he died

3: you mentioned that RISE!Donnie and Don become friends, just what is the age difference exactly?

4: How would the brother reunite? (If they do) do they accidentoy get thrown into the dimension and be like “ah nit this again and find Don? Or will they meet their other versions and itll go like this:

“Oh that Don, the mafias son-“

“DONNIE?”

(sorry if this a lot pf questions and you don't wanna spoil/ don’t have this planned out, im just rlly excited. No pressure to answer)

GVAJSUSYBS IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT!

Honestly, the AU was for anyone who wanted to pick it up cause I'm not known for staying on top of things, but I'm happy to answer any questions anyway susnwkjs!

1) They will srill be the same age. Fortunately, time isn't all that different, well sorta. Donnie, despite dying around 2012 or so(the timeline is a mess, fuck time travel) would've been reincarnated to around 2002-2004 in the Rise Universe. So when they eventually go to get Donnie, it would've been only a few months since his death, but in the rise universe, he's been there his whole life.

So I suppose a better answer would be, fuck it we ball. Or really, they went to the future (~ ._.)~

2) Danny adopted Don in 2002-2003. Why? Cause I've made enough angst aus for my liking 😔

3) Don is older by 2 years. So Donatello looks up to him.

4)They do reunite! :D I'm not sure what specifically since I have many ideas on how, most include April if not, then Donatello doing something silly to show how amazing he is. Either way, when they get there, it won't be easy, obviously, since Don was raised there and is not gonna believe these random weirdos that look like him and come and tell him he doesn't belong there. The kid probably has enough imposter syndrome.

Although...

I do think this is funny.

Feel free to add to this AU! It would be greatly appreciated ehjekwuw

[whole-circus]

I was wondering if you'd put your depiction on the creepypastas if the reader was a Tomie Kawakami like entity. I don't know if you have ever read or seen this character by Junji Ito or not so only do this if you're comfy

PS: have good day, hydrate and rest °v°

Creepypastas with Tomie Kawakami like!

➥ with Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, Eyeless Jack, "Ticci" Toby, BEN Drowned, X-Virus

Hi! I just LOVE that idea!! I must say I enjoy reading Junji Ito's works (even if Tomie wasnt my fav)! Here you go hun, if you want some other characters feel free to say! >:3 Good day for you too, take care! Also you waited so long im sorry, I had to made small break and now I feel like my "work" is shitty!!!!

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Jeff the Killer

Okay I feel like at first Jeff would pretend that he is not into you..who knows why? His own deep insecurities? Or he just doesnt like the idea of how flirty you are? You know, he usually is the one making first move and toying with others (making them obv uncomfy, he act like definition of "white straight good guy" lol). But no worries, he does find you absolutely cute, thinks you are prettiest person walking on earth (and you are all that actually). Listen, he wont magically turn into huge simp..but! you make him feel things. Congrats, you have high chance to broke Jeff and make him lovely-dovely on his weird way towards you! No matter if you are already in relationship with him or not, he gest pretty possesive and jealous over you! Come on, you cant be all pretty and cute AND have everyone all over you! People who adores you might end up dead before you will be able to kill them. Definitely would try threaten people to stop talking to you..its up to you if you find it cute or scary tho!

Jane the Killer

Jane gives me huge femme fatale vibes so i feel like you would really vibe together (no matter your gender)! And come on!! She understands the need of revenge like no one else!! Jane wants to beat Jeff ass! Adores you so much..not only you are absolutely gorgeous but also pretty smart too! Appearance matter in some way to her, but I think she would actually be into intelect and personality more than how you look like. And the fact that you are such a great manipulator!! You will make her fall in love with you even more. She is such a cutie im telling you! Jane is jealous but she puts that aside all that aside and she just worries about your yeah well technically you cant die, but what damage your brain will damage your brain and stay for long time! She doesnt want you to get hurt, even if you are doing the big scary job here!

Eyeless Jack

Demon partner with demonish partner? Isnt that perfect? Yeah yeah, you are diffrent from eachother but definitely have common ground, arent you? Dunno why but I feel like your charm wouldnt work on him just becasue of what he is. That doesnt mean that he doesnt find your ass cute tho! He just you know..its not really obsessive but more of actual feelings. Even if other pastas fell in love with your character too, then Jack would be a bit diffrent and at first fell for who you are and not what you look like! When it comes to possible of jealousity, he is not that much of envious about people who you flirt with/or they flirt with you! He clearly understands that you do it more for your..entertainment and to cause chaos (and maybe some sort of revenge). Also he is immortal, you are immortal - best couple to ever exist! You will spend eternity with eachother so he doesnt have anything to worry about!

"Ticci" Toby

Damn reader, you will break Toby! He gets so shy and so blushy around you.. Especially if you are flirting with him! Doesnt really like the idea of you and other people being a bit flirty. He gets jealous easly and it leads him to being insecure and doubtful of himself - he knows that he is not perfect, and all your actions make him even more anxious. Toby does care so much about your opinion so he just bottles it all up, not wanting to mess up even more! But I bet you are smart human being and feel that something is wrong. Just reassure him that you love him a lot and he is way diffrent than people you talk to (well, he is in fact atill alive, isnt he) and he is good to go!

BEN Drowned

Ben is Ben, not a simple thought in his head. Yeah kidding, but he just cant help but simp over you so so much! Like he is down on his knees at your service the second he sees you! Dont get me wrong, you are not only what you look like but its the first thing he notices about you! It would be almost too easy to manipulate him, but we dont do that here..(at least I hope so). Anyway, he literally worships you, you are the most good-looking person out here! And he is a ghost, he has seen a lot. About your habit of flirting around and then watchin somebodys downfall? I cant say he is not jealous, but he wont show it. Also finds your actions pretty funny. Who doest like to see someone dying becasue of their stupidy? Yeah, definitely not Ben, loves the chaos you cause.

X-Virus

Cody enjoyes how flirty you are! Okay well, maybe he only enjoys that if you are flirty with him! For real, you get him all giggly and blushy to be honest. Its so easy to tease him and so fun to look at! Propably tries his best to do the same but fails miserably. Your relationship give me a bit of nerd x popular partner vibe lol! You know, he literally spends half of his time in lab or studying for fun + Cody propably stinks. Now here you are, having such a mesmerizing appearance!! (You are fun to be around to, lets not be so vain!) . At the same time he asks many question, its just in his nature to enjoy knowing things. He just cant help but wonder what or who are you..but who wouldnt want to know that?..And please try to get idea of testing you or making small experiments out of his small silly head!! He is weirdo like that! But at the end of a day he is your weirdo!

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aidlyn april day 4: queen/king

i dont have a title lol (and this lowkey doesnt even go with the prompt idk where i was going with this one. i just suck at royalty au so i did smth diffrent and it sucks i wasnt even gonna post this but wtv)

Ashlyn had been over at Aiden's house helping him watch Lily while Ben's parents had taken him out for a few hours so they could have one-on-one time with him.

"Wait- Lily! Hold on your running around too much!"

Aiden was chasing Lily around his living room, trying to get her to sit down and watch a movie with him and Ashlyn so she could calm down and take a nap.

"No! I don't wanna take a nap! I wanna play!"

Lily stopped and started to pout. Ashlyn sat on the couch with a bowl of fruit on her legs and sighed. Ashlyn stood up and faced Lily and Aiden.

"Why don't we play Kings and Queens?"

Lily looked at Ashlyn with a confused yet curious face.

"What's Kings and Queens?"

Lily walked over to sit on the couch. Aiden began to pick up the mess Lily made while Ashlyn explained the game to the curious girl sitting in front of her. She sat down on the floor in front of where Lilly was sitting.

"The game is pretty simple. There's a King and Queen who live in a big castle together. But they live in fear every day because of a big dragon that lives right next door to their castle. That dragon wants to destroy their castle and kill the King and Queen. So the King and Queen have to be prepared for battle at anytime. Even while they are sleeping."

Aiden had finished cleaning up and came to sit down sext to Lily.

"Do I get to play? Because if so I want to be the dragon."

Lily giggled and shook her head.

"Nuh uh, Aiden, you get to be the King, and Ashlyn gets to be the Queen. I wanna be the dragon."

Aiden looks down, pretending to be sad over the role Lily chose for him. Ashlyn stood up and clapped her hands together.

"So how do we wanna start this game?"

Lily jumped up off the couch and raised her hand.

"I have an idea!"

Both the teens looked at Lily.

"So the King and the Queen are going to be taking a nap together when the dragon wakes up and starts to roar at the castle!"

"I thought the dragon doesn't come in until later?

Aiden asked Lily with his signature smile spread across his face.

"Nope! The dragon is here now and the dragon is really scary. Now start playing!"

Lily ran to the kitchen, hid behind the counter, and started to roar like a dragon. Aiden and Ashlyn looked at each other and just smiled. Aiden then started to speak dramatically.

"Oh no, darling, we must awaken from our slumber! The dragon is here to eat us!"

Aiden nudged Ashlyn's arm. She started to play along.

"Oh, the horror! We must go hide somewhere the dragon won't find us! Come hurry!"

Ashlyn took Aiden's hand in hers and ran to the nearest closet. Lily could be heard stomping around and roaring loudly.

Aiden then whispered to Ashlyn.

"Tight fit, yeah? Why'd you choose the closet to hide in?"

Aiden and Ashlyn were smushed together in the closet standing face to face.

"It was the closest room I could find."

Before Aiden could react, Lily busted into the closet with no warning and roared loudly.

"AHHHHHH! THE DRAGON!"

Aiden screamed before taking Ashlyn by her arm and running away. Lily continued to chase them around for a little while before sitting down to rest.

Aiden had noticed that Lily started to lay down and zone out.

"You tired?"

Lily nodded without zoning back in to look at Aiden. Ashlyn came up from behind Aiden and placed a blanket onto Lily's half asleep body.

"Wow, all that running around sure made her tired."

Aiden flopped down on the couch next to Lily.

"I know I'm pretty tired as well. Wanna watch a show with me?"

Aiden patted the space next to him.

"Sure."

Ashlyn sat down next to him and pulled her legs up onto the couch to get comfy.

yeah this literally did not go with the prompt at all I'm not one that you wanna ask to write a royalty au or just anything like that.

[aychama]

Does Sin have any effect on the crowns and the people in the royal au, like how it does in cult of the lamb where some end up possessed or is Sin something different or even in the royal au?

I feel like I need to work around sin a little diffrent with my au to make some kind of sense.

For now what I've thought up is like this;

The crowns can be seen as wild power sources that needs to tamed and kept in check constantly, if not, it will wear down the bearers mental fortitude and slowly turn them into useless husks that attack anything on sight.

So their Sin Snake forms could be when they try to control the bearer or anyone/any being around it.

If I have had to add the game componants fully into my au then the ritual of wrath and cannibalism rituals can be assigned to the King's to gain sin/power from their subjects altough they are only used as mass punishment/control very rarely since the backlash would be really massive. (Pretty messed up stuff😬 and I dont know how much I would feel ok to use lust as a punishment, I might remove it completely since it could delve into stuff Im not comfortable with. Im open to suggestions and ideas on how I could use ritual of lust in my au)

I feel like Leshy would gain more power with controlled Chaos, aka the arguments,destruction and fights he willingly causes around him. He could gain both sin and devotion from it I think.

Heket's is the easiest imo, she could force people that oppose her to eat eachother as punishment after she defeats them.

So is Shamura's since they can use the wrath of their people to completely wipe off places clean from the map.

Idk about Kallamar. I guess I could give him the lust one but again idk how comfortable I am with that especially since I want them all to get revived and live normal lives at the end of the story, I dont want to make any of them fully irredeemable. I want them all to walk in a gray area, not complete villians if I make any sense.

Though I guess you could call me a coward and a bad writer for not wanting to venture into these topics but Im ok with that.

[davycoquette]

depraved new world, dec. 1993

Content warning for a short aside about oral sex. After an uncomfortable phone conversation with his father a year into his incarceration, Ruck eats paper and makes nice with his cellmate.

RJ was moved to the annex, and Ruck briefly had the cell to himself. Even the quiet and the freedom to choose the television station, however, was not enough to stitch together the wound that had been tearing itself incrementally wider since his conversation with Donovan Rucker.

During leisure hours, Coy liked to visit. He’d let Ruck fuck him for nothing, or next to it. You got my back, right? and once for a Time Out bar he’d saved from the cafeteria. Sometimes they’d hang a sheet over the cell door and Coy would sit on the cold concrete between his thighs and suck him off. Ruck didn’t know if he hated him more for acting as if he liked it, or because he was so damn good at it.

He knew he hated himself more than he hated Coy.

The visits stopped when Roland Fairfax was assigned to the cell with him. The man was dark-headed, with eyes far too kind for prison. Ruck, who had moved his things down to the bottom bunk, asked him what he’d done.

Roland wouldn’t answer the question.

“Nothin’ with kids?” Ruck asked, the same as RJ had asked him when he was new. “You ain’t killed no dog, didja?”

Roland said it was neither of those, but he was aloof, and Ruck wasn’t interested in knowing him better, or in much of anything. He spent his free time in his bunk, and counted down the days without anything to look forward to.

For his good behavior, he was permitted to add a few touches to the cell. First and foremost he wanted his guitar — but also a pen and notebook.

Bess and Nattie brought both of these the next time they visited, and he drew crude tattoo ideas in the notebook and practiced his guitar out in the yard. It was harder now. The finger he had broken didn’t move as easily as it had, and he’d been a year without practice. It was unsatisfying, too, to play an electric guitar without an amp.

It soon collected dust in the corner — though Roland started to mess with it — and Ruck worked at penning letters.

One was for Lou. It was short, and he thanked him for his friendship and patience, and all the weed. He asked about Angie and her big tits. The letter ended with an offer for Lou and Angie to send him photos of the latter — bra optional — if they so desired.

Another was for Nicely. He was like a father — kind of — and had always done right by Ruck. He was mostly sorry for all the times he’d smoked in the cars instead of working, but instead made his apology about letting the old man down by getting locked up and leaving him without a gopher. (He figured that was an easily replaceable position, but sent the letter anyway.)

Last, he penned the one he'd wanted a pen for in the first place.

i’m sorry for how i acted. you were the only real freind i had and i always had a good time when i was with you. i should’ve said fuck whatever anybody else thinks, i should’ve stood by you. you’ll probally be glad to know my dad found out everything anyways so trying to act like you didn’t mean nothing to me didn’t do me any good. i still think about you and wish we’d got to go to all those places we said we was going to. i wish we was still freinds and sometimes i think i’m never gonna know anybody again how i knew you. i hope you’re doing good wherever you are & that you have good people. i miss you man, i wish things was diffrent.

He leaned over the notebook in his bunk and reread the sentimental slop over again. His heart twisted up in his chest, and he tore the shred of paper in half to save the lower section of the page and methodically fed it into his mouth.

Roland listened to the sound of chewing and paper crinkling for a long while from the top bunk, then asked, “You wanna take a walk?”

They took a few slow laps around the yard. Roland didn’t ask him anything, didn’t tell him anything. They talked about prison lunches instead, and the strange cartoons on television these days. MTV and working at the plant (which Roland was still trying to swing).

They didn’t talk about anything important, but it was an easy conversation, and Ruck felt a little lighter when they made it back to the cell for the night.

@fortunatetragedy tag for youuuu

[infernothechaosgod]

something something

imagine an Au where leo was in that prison dimention for a couple of years instead of minutes But doesn't tell anybody

He doesn't tell donnie he no longer has a twin, the thing that connected them the most that made their relationship special, it's not there anymore but donnie doesn't know what changed, theres no reason for him to change like that not with him! They were always mocking eachother, being sassy around eachother being the twins! They were suppoust to do things others didn't their relationship was special!

But now he didn't see leo give him any comebacks, any jugemental side eyes, any playful mockery that he loved so much, leo was just, he was just acting diffrent around him now, he was acting as if donnie was a new friend you don't wanna offend or scare away. so he thinks leo is upset with him and non stop tries to make up for it, not knowing what it even is

He doesn't tell raph that being the oldest is now his job, raph just sees his sweet sweet little brother non stop taking on more and more than he can chew on and he tries to help him he's the olders after all he's here to help but leo? Leo doesn't take the help, hell he even does things for raph sometimes

it confuses him, and scares him, seeing his little brother so changed and so overworked even, it shouldn't be like this but he doesn't know what to do anymore talking doesn't worth and he's not going to argue with leo, not anymore so he just...waits for it to be over

He doesn't tell splinter that he missed on his own son's birthday's, he was already missing so much of time with him, how can he tell his father that he once again missed out on a huge chunk of his life, how can he tell splinter that he is no longer a teen and that he cannot be gently introduced to the idea of adulthood and with time grow into it, he got thrown into it and now has to act like it never happend

splinter sees his son trying to do things he shouldn't, do things that are boring, buy groceries, do the laundry, check up on things that don't need checking. He sees his son doing things he should playfully run away from, the moment he started getting this connection back to his son's, leo just acts like a completly diffrent person, a person he doesn't know, again, he argues he can argue all day but in never get's anything out if leo while it should he's still a teen right? He should enjoy himself and not do this!

He doesn't mess around with mikey anymore, before they would playfuly fight and argue but they would still do stupid things together like go ghost hunting. It's not there anymore. mikey lost his relationship with leo in a way, he now no longer argue's that "The last slice is for me!" He just get's it without a fight from leo, without the fun they had, he tries to ask leo to do stuff with him in the hidden city without telling others but leo's reaction is always "it's too dangerous there" always hoping he would open the portal there and then and follow it with "but we don't care!".

It never happends. It's now just "too dangerous there". Mikey and leo would always be the one with more silly and slightly dangerous ideas that werent really planned out. Now that mikey way the only one who had them, he stopped sharing them at some point. Mikey grieved, mikey cried over it with big fat tears coming out of his eyes Night and night over and over again, grieving as if his brother was dead

He is no longer a teen, he got robbed of his teen years and there is nothing anyone can ever do about it

Honestly I think something like that would make him hate birthdays, a consistent reminder that he's not telling anyone the whole story, that in a sense he's lying...but it's not a big deal! No one will even notice once it becomes a new norm!

exept it never does and everyones worried sick for him :)

[the-bird-and-the-flute]

Napoleon - Ikevamp - Crimson Corsica

Pairing: Mitsuki x Napoleon

Word count: 695

Warning: blood sucking, NSFW

A/N: it’s a napoleon’s POV. I'm trying sth diffrent today to celebrate his birthday :D. Love you Napoleon <3. Btw, my napoleon masterlist is still a mess but I'm probably going to rearrange it tomorrow

Oh, also, there may be a spoiler from Napoleon's Act 2.

I’ve been invited to dinner at my friend’s house, Jack, in Corsica. 

While I don’t care much about fancy dinners and all of that, as I had enough of them when I was an emperor, I couldn’t say no to this one, as this friend of mine helped me a lot to buy a summer house in my hometown a few years ago.

Mitsuki just loves coming to Corsica. Every time I have free time to leave Paris, I always take her here. It's also a great opportunity for both of us to enjoy a married life outside of the mansion.

Don't get me wrong, I love living in Comte’s mansion, but it’s hard to have private time with my wife when you live with so many people there - who by coincidence love to gossip.

Besides, today is my birthday, but only Mitsuki knows that here in Corsica. I don’t mind if people eventually find out, but I just prefer to keep this little secret to just the two of us as I will have all of my time for her.

Because it’s my birthday, she decided to buy a new dress for this occasion, and I gotta say that she did a great job with that.

The cleavage of her yellow dress is driving me insane to the point I'm having a hard time right now paying attention to their conversation during dinner.

I’m trying my best to keep it cool, but I don’t know how much longer I can take. I’d say that I’ve been doing a pretty decent job fighting against my bloodlust, but every time we come to Corsica I don’t know what it is but I just feel way more horny than usual. I wonder if something in me changed after I came back to life again.

I still feel like the same man Mitsuki met when she saw me the first time, but it's as if my vampire and my human side are unbalanced when she is around.

“Napoleone?”

Her sweet calm voice made me snap back to reality.

“Yes?”

“I was saying I think we should be going now. It’s getting late.”

“Yeah, of course.”

Somehow, I managed to survive this dinner. I have no idea what they talked about all night, but I think Mitsuki didn't notice I spent all night staring at her.

Mitsuki seems interested in walking on the beach before going home, but I do not wanna do that. I gave her some lame excuses and, although she was a bit suspicious, maybe because it was my birthday, she didn’t protest. Perhaps I’ll have to come up with better excuses next time. She is a sharp opponent.

A few minutes later, we finally got to our summer house. While she was opening the door, I seized the opportunity to whisper in my wife's ear, commanding her to follow me to our bed.

After sitting on the bed, I immediately helped her to take her dress off. She better thank me later for not ruining her beautiful dress. 

Wearing only her also yellow underwear, Mitsuki sat on my lap, her tights rubbing on my cock, making things even more enticing. Not knowing if I wanted to fuck her first or suck her blood, I followed my instincts, so I went for her neck.

I licked the left side of her neck to hear a soft moan inviting me to keep going.

My exposed fangs penetrated her burning skin and, in no time, I got access to her sweet blood. 

I was sucking her so hard that a few minutes later I could not only hear her now loud moans but also feel that her underwear was getting more wet. Then, with one hand holding her waist, I used the other one to put Mitsuki’s underwear to the side to expose her.

Every inch of my cock was now inside of my beloved. I wanted to take my time to admire her while we fucked, but I couldn’t help myself. Her wetness was so intoxicating that I lost control of my body, filling her with all I had, with the power of a once emperor.

[thealmightyemprex]

Well,we have more movies after this but actually we have already reached a sort of end here,as this block wraps up the big 3 monsters (Dracula,Frankenstein and Wolf Man ) and we end the 40's here

21.House of Frankenstein(1944)

So this is the big crossover movie,all three big monsters are together at last:Dracula ,Wolf Man and Frankensteins Monster....And they never fucking interact .Draculas dies halfway through ,and Wolfman dies right before the monster wakes up......So bit of a disappointment and the movies structure is a mess .Boris Karloff is back,this time as a mad scientist ,and he gives a good performance but it is kind of hilarious how much he screws over the monsters simply cause he is taking too much time to get his experiments done and he is kind of an asshole .Theres an interesting enough love triangle between J Carol Naish as the hunchbacked assistant in love with a Romani woman (Clearly trying to evoke Hunchback of Notre Dame ),who is in love with Larry Talbot ,Talbots story is nice and tragic ,with Lon Channey Jr being great as always as Talbot .As for the other two monsters they have good actors ,John Carridine fits a more book accurate Dracula ,and Glenn Strange with his huge build and craggy face is an imposing monster,but they are barely in the movie sadly .Will say I like the meta symbolism of the ending of the monster carrying Karoff only for the two to sink in quicksand together ,united forever .I dunno its a very flawed movie but its got its moments

22.The Mummys Curse (1944)

...Zzzzzzzz-*gasp*.....Oh yeah,....This was meh ....Just a bog standard Mummy movie......Yeah while I have fondness for the other monsters and am sad to see them go.....I am more then happy I am almost done with the Mummy movies ,at least the next ones a comedy

23.House of Dracula (1945)

The last of the war time Monster movies,and honestly the last serious film of the main line Monster films ,till Creature of the Black Lagoon in the 50's ....And its not good.It has the same problems as House of Frankenstein but more so :The monster dont really interact ,stories a mess ,but added to that ......The title character and main villain dies half way through ,to make room for a diffrent villain,Frankensteins Monster might as well not be there and its just a bit of a whimper.Will say Carridine is a good Dracula ,I just wish he had a good movie to go with his Drac ,I really liked the Nurse character Nina ,and I was really happy to see Larry Talbot get a happy ending for once

24.She Wolf of London(1946)

.....Why is this in this DVD set ? Cause ummm.....Its not a monster movie ,its more like Gaslight or like something from Val Lewton like the Leopard Man .....Except it isnt good .As much as I love June Lockhart she just isnt well directed here ,and I kind of knew really early on who the villain was .Will say there is a saving grace to the movie :Sara Haden as Aunt Martha is REALLY excellent .I think my overall takeaway isdissappointment,this is not a lady werewolf movie nor a particularly good thriller ,but Haden keeps me from hating it .Also Horace from 101 Dalmations plays a cop,that was fun

25.Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

So the monsters are brought back after a hiatus for one last ride to meet Universals other big money makers at the time,the comedy team of Bud Abbot and Lous Costello.....And my feelings are complicated ,not on the film,the film is great,but on its legacy.First off the idea of the crossover was brillaint ,as humor is fairly common in the Monster films and the main conciet is REALLY funny,cause Costello is REALLY funny when he is scared ,and who better to scare him then Dracula and the Frankenstein Monster .I also like that within the film the monsters are played seriously ,with the humor coming from the childlike fear of Lou and Buds grumpyness with Lou for thinking monsters are running around .The Monsters are great ,Lon Chaney Jr as Larry Talbot being are token heroic monster ,and being a good foil to Bud and Lou ,Glenn Strange actually gets stuff to do as the Monster (And even a few lines ) with a wonderful chase scene near the end being a highlight ,and Bela Lugosi returns to his most iconic role as Dracula and is a great charming yet conniving villain .The gags are funny ,with some great one liners and some amazing comedic set pieces .I also think it is both a great horror film for kids and is a go to film for me to throw on around Halloween .So yeah I love the movie and part of me feels it is a fun last hurrah for the monsters ......But seeing it in this marathon context it also felt bitter sweet ,they quit being taken seriously and were solidified as figures of fun.....but fun is not bad ,its just a diffrent way of viewing them .Overall I love this movie and it is one of my faves of the lot

Rankings so far

25.The Mummys Tomb

24.Werewolf of London

23.Invisble Agent

22.She Wolf of London

21.Mummys Hand

20.Mummys Curse

19.Son of Dracula

18.House of Dracula

17.Invisible Woman

16.Ghost of Frankenstein

15.House of Frankenstein

14.Mummy

13:Mummys Ghost

12.The Invisible Mans Revenge

11.Dracula's Daughter

10.Frankenstein Meets the Wolfman

9.Dracula

8.Invisible Man Returns

7.Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

6.Invisble Man

5..Son of Frankenstein

4.Phantom of the Opera

3.Wolf Man

2.Frankenstein

1.Bride of Frankenstein

To be....Concluded

@ariel-seagull-wings @the-blue-fairie @countesspetofi @themousefromfantasyland @piterelizabethdevries @theancientvaleofsoulmaking @princesssarisa @amalthea9 @barbossas-wench

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

I present to you....

Part-time Diner waitress Nancy and Mary-

Now granted, real life uniforms were way diffrent, va theses shorter and cuer ones! But the idea sll stands!!! Please imagine it!!

Just man, it's so cute, little diner girls Nancy and Mary. Mary is a lot more shy and tends to make a few things and softly take orders vs Nancy who's louder, more outspoken and tends to come to Mary's rescue at times.

"I'm sorry about the boys showing up again..."

"Ohh Mary, I don't care that the gang follows you around like a buncha lost puppies!!! .....I care about the mess and the fact they always order the same three things and barely pay! Your going broke paying their tab!!!"

"Oh but, the fellas don't mean no harm Nancy! I swear!! ....i-ill have a talk with them tho..."

The cobras are ALWAYS showing up, ordering food, annoying other boys who try their hand at flirting with Mary. So soo much...and it drives Nancy wild becuse she can't stand them always.

"Mary you cannot hide everytime Denny comes around..."

"Yes I can..."

Just PLEASEEEE and then the jukebox, and boys BEGGING to dance with Mary and Nancy after their shift and they decline, decline, decline, except maybe one or two dances with say Richard or Denny, hell Mary will dance with the whole gang before she dances with a stranger....gets Nancy to dance with her to so they aren't lonely on those extra late night shifts...

YESSSS DINER WAITRESS AUUUUUU!!!! 🩷🩷🩷

[moonsquaremars]

My Folly With The Mormon Church

You gave me purpose for so long. You solved my existential fears until I was forced to outgrow them. However the surrounding chaos, the plagues of my mind.

I surrender. I had to the first time. My father told me from a young age the importance of asking Christ to be saved, or you will be doomed to hell for eternity if you die. That’s pretty heavy for a five year old. I was spooked.

The second time was when I was thrown into the deep end after graduating high school. THE KIDS WERE NOT ALRIGHT. I was a mess.

Ill-prepared, temperamental, homosexual. Frustrated at the world. Frustrated with what was promised to me. My social realities just differed. My social life and upbringing. What was within reach. My stomping grounds. The struggles I had to face with from my home, against my will or control.

The Mormon Church gave me an answer.

Gave me a sense of purpose, sense, reasoning. After all, what could be more important than one’s eternal salvation. I came to the conclusion that homosexuality statistically had to be morally corrupt due to its widespread attitude across cultures and countries. Hell, I read even the Buddhists didn’t support all at. Damn. Even the Buddhists hate me ???

If all we got is Ancient Rome & Greece backing us, I hate to admit we’re doomed. Look at their fates. Maybe I am just a pawn for the demoralization of American society. Being working class is just a double wammy.

Admittedly though, two very close people to me died actually, and they were how I would’ve considered ‘privileged’. Private schools, even fencing lessons.

But they got clipped by God’s Own Hand. He ain’t take me out for some reason yet. I sure have been hoping though, deep down. I guess you could say that’s a source of my self sabotage. And the fear. Oh the fear. The fear of being myself, because it’s morally incorrect and of eternal consequence. Or the fear that was quite literally in my face. Mothertruckers would knock me out around here. I’m an effiminate white boy in an industrialized, working class urban environment.

With unhealthy coping strategies. Maybe that’s why I joined some strange religion, and made it my entire f***ng identity. Now at the ripe, very adult of 28, I ain’t got my cuteness as a defense for much longer.

Not that that necessarily saves you in America anyhow. You could die in a mass shooting in a grocery store. It really is wild like that out here. I think it does something to your psyche.

MY RETURN OF SATURN ♄ ༝༚༝༚

When I read that Saturn in the 9th House Natives (in Kentucky we would say was instead of were, but I’ll speak proper) were energetically attracted to more Traditional types of religions. My jaw bout near dropped. I kinda felt called out. How this book gonna tell me about myself like that?

I was irked. But it only furthered my belief in the ancient art of the stars. You can’t really argue with what’s right in front of you. And I, p

Pause. Had to start playing Saturn by Sza.

Alright. This stream of conciousness has been cathartic but it’s time I focus on the big idea. My health. My future. Rules change as you get older. Adult problems aren’t kid problems. I gotta get real with how my choices and actions have consequences. The strength of my youth is fading. My breathing is getting bad from years of smoking, vaping, clubbing and gaying. It’s time to retreat and try to find redemption from my mistakes of my 20s. I learned lessons. As 2 Chains said it best, I’m Diffrent..

[dangerous-realms]

As he spoke she would listen and eat her food, enjoying every bite. He had a grand point, if people found out that she played favorites many things could happen. Many things that she would not like to have on her plate, be it she already had enough of a mess to clean up due to her mother. If anyone found out it would also put the life of Kefla on the line.

"That's very true, a queen playing favorites may cause unsavory problems. The possibility of unwanted attention getting put upon you isn't something that would tred lightly on my mind, and there would be backlash on me that would be difficult to crawl out of. Seeing that you would like to build your own building to house your restaurant, I'll find you some suitable grounds and give you the contacts of some well respected architectural designers to help you draw out you plans. I'm sure I can find some grounds in a well walled area that will bring you many customers."

She would have to accept the money to prove that he had paid for it, otherwise it could jeopardize his desire for a restaurant. That wouldn't do in the slightest. Taking a sip of the juice he had given her, she would listen to him, his favor of her coming to his restaurant two weeks after opening. Of corse she could do such but she would have to bring a different guard with her. Perhaps she could invite her siblings? After all, the prince and princess of the Starveron race and two of the Evoline race could build good credit for the restaurant. It could be a great way to spend time with then as well since ethe only time then normally see each other is for missions or meetings.

"Of course, if you don't mind I could bring my younger siblings too. The prince and princess of Starveron and two Evoline. The eldest of the Evoline is supposed to be in training to become the queen of a diffrent race, so her attending may be credible to your success as well. Meanwhile the younger Evoline is a man who's well spoken of amongst Declite elites so he could potentially draw some hide value customers as well. He may bring hos wife and their young daughter, though. If you do mind I can simply not even mention it to them, of course."

She wouldn't do anything he didn't want her too, she didn't know what kind of restaurant it would be. It was possible it would be a fancy one, or it could be one that someone could bring their family to for a nice meal. She didn't know what his plans could be after all. She would keep listening to his words, his proposition to be her permanent body guard and his reasons why made her hearts skip a beat.

"That would be lovely, of course I'll have to let the ones who've been filling that space know, they may want to meet you. But I think that is a great idea, who would think twice if I say that because it's obvious just by looking at you. You've got the air of confidence around you that most seasoned warriors have, and that's what I go for when it comes to a guard."

She had to go for such for the guards of the palace, after all the old ones are retiring so new ones had to be seasoned warriors with confidence and the ability to work with others of needed. The air he had fit this, they wouldn't ask why since most can tell by looking at him. When he asked how she felt about keeping their relationship a secret, she would nod.

"As far as I'm know, it's usually best for a king or queen to keep who their partner is a secret for their safety. So, I do not mind keeping our relationship a secret, my siblings will be curious of you of course since they only know bits and peices of the scum that's supposed to be my husband, they have never met him so they might mistake you for him at first. But I'll make them swear to secrecy."

[— I think there will be too many drawbacks to you helping one person, a queen is not supposed to have favorite. I will manage just fine once you find me a ground, I can build a restaurant on. Once you tell me how much it cost to buy it with everything that is around it, I will bring you the money. Oh, and preferably somewhere there is a lot of people walking around.] It has to remain a secret that he is receiving direct help from the queen. Now and even in the future after it is publicly announced that she is no longer a married woman. [— I do not really like asking for favors, but if you could come to the restaurant two weeks after it has opened; I would be grateful. I am sure that the queen herself coming to eat in my restaurant is bound to attract a lot more of customers.] Since she is clearly fond of his cooking, it will certainly play in his favor for the public to see her enjoy the food at his restaurant.

As he drinks the juice entirely, he wonders if he should not just be a permanent bodyguard for the woman. It will be normal for a queen to have someone guarding them from all sort of dangers, even if she is capable of handling herself just fine. [— I can be your permanent bodyguard, instead. Until I do open my restaurant, I want to be by your side at all times. No-one is going to suspect anything if you say that you have taken me as one because I am a great warrior. It will makes it easier for us to spend time together, as well.] It can feel suspicious, but he has protected important people before, so he knows how to be. As long as her husband does not suspect that there is more to their relationship; all will be fine. [— How would you feel about keeping our relationship a secret?]