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She FAKED a Netflix legal letter to threaten the celebrity chef that rightfully expressed criticism against her flopped cooking show...

#royalty is not celebrity#fake#merch your royalty#just call me harry#using your office for personal gain#can't buy credibility#lies and the lying liars who tell them#unsussexful#grifters gonna grift#surrogacy isn't a crime but lying is#michelin chef#Jameson Stocks
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harding's cooking this, lucanis and bellara's cooking that... how is your rook's cooking?
#rook questions#burn water? cooking like a chef; 3 star michelin? forget cooking‚ they're just gonna go to a restaurant?#as someone who loves cooking this is also a very important question to me personally specifically extremely etc. etc.
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hyunjin on bubble: baby hyunjin is so cute
#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#🧼#MODEL SINCE DAY ONE HELLOOOOOO#the last one of him on the bench is like him in the last years cartier magazine#also he’s been cooking like a chef five star Michelin since he was a baby. evidence photo number one#im getting some real cuteness aggression rn like im a grandma who wants to pinch his cheekies
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please wake up
#they make me sick#sad gays fr fr#ig this kind of counts as titversary day 2?#titversary#magisterium#sorry i want validation and motivation rn#cooking like a chef im a five star michelin#quille art
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| Severance x Undertale | Severed! Sans | 🖥️
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Y'all... (This is how you know I'm a Grade A Adult in this fandom.) Mafiafell, Dreamtale, Error, Ink — STEP ASIDE. You have a real cable tv watcher in your midst! SEVERANCETALE — let me COOK with this one!
#Sans is obviously Mark S#Frisk is Helly#and Chara... 👀👀#Im cooking#Papyrus... 👀👀👀#Bryan/BP is Irving#Alphys is Dylan#Asgore 👀👀👀#Toriel is Ms. Cobel#Grillby is Petey???#Mettaton has GOTTA be Milchick#am I cooking?#chat?#Im CHEFFING over here#MICHELIN FUCKING STAR#undertale#Severancetale#severance au#frisk x sans#sans x frisk#frans au#frans#Spotify#let me know if any other severance fans have ideas#severance undertale au#btw I made a crucial edit#see if you can spot my lil undertale references...#like...#the Mettaton computer...#and the lil desktop Flowey....
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Caleb’s myth -
The Vermillion bird
AU: You are at The Vermillion Bird’s court. Captive? (Doesnt really apply, supershort fluff heeeh)
A Taste of Heat

A warm breeze drifts through the open window, carrying the scent of ginger, crisp cucumber, and bright citrus.
You pick up salt, Baijiu, Sichuan peppercorns, and a fragrant slice of yuzu, the ingredients cool beneath your fingertips. Behind you, Caleb’s knife moves in a steady rhythm—chop, chop, chop—precise, effortless.
He hums—a tune you’ve heard before… though you can't quite remember where. It weaves through the steady chop of his knife, lingering in the air like warmth from the stove. As you both move, reaching and turning, your backs brush in quiet, familiar touches—like a dance you’ve always known.
You smile, finishing the sauce, dipping your pinky in to taste—
Before it reaches your lips, the chopping stops. Caleb’s hand catches yours, firm yet unhurried. He guides your finger to his mouth, tasting slow and indulgent. His lashes flutter—hmm—a quiet approval deep in his chest. Then his eyes open, half-lidded, smirking, utterly pleased. A soft pop as he releases your finger, mischief flickering in his gaze, savoring far more than just the flavor.
"Mhm… you’re getting there," he murmurs, a lopsided grin creeping onto his face. "The sweetness is overpowering." A pause. "Try adding… more heat."
And just like that, he turns back to his cutting board. The knife resumes its rhythm—chop, chop, chop—while your pinky burns, tingling from more than just spice.
Writer’s note: I love these two dorks. This is definitely after the steamy scene.
#my michelin star chef caleb#love and deepspace#caleb#caleb love and deepspace#lads caleb#lnds caleb#i wrote another fanfic send help#you x caleb#fanfic love and deepspace#fanfic caleb#fanfic#fluff fanfic#fluff caleb#cooking with caleb#no gender x caleb
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I have a feeling that omega will go into distress from all this angst and this will finally bring them together again 🥲 can't wait to see what you've been cooking
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Tiger's Eye
So, every now and then, I like to read absolute drama. Give me a messy love life, piss poor decision-making, embarrassing consequences, all of it. Tiger's Eye scratched EVERY ITCH.
Incidentally, I found it because I was trying to find another Haikyuu fic where Michelin stars were mentioned (I was looking for an OsaAka fic in which Akaashi is a reporter trying to find out why successful restaurateur Miya Osamu rejected a Michelin star for Onigiri Miya...still haven't found it; it was probably deleted) and Tiger's Eye showed up in the results.

So, FYI: this fic is filled with questionable ethics. There are many kind and cool characters, but there were so many times where I was like "is NO one going to do ANYTHING??" It's definitely a "could never be me!" type fic. This is the first fic I've read where I wanted to fight Kuroo and where Kenma probably wanted to, also.
I won't spoil the endgame ships, but I will mention that there are so many wonderful and unexpected platonic interactions (including an incredibly endearing Terushima Yuuji and Kenma, and a sweet friendship between Kenma and his roommate Tendou Satori). The follow-up fics are just as amazing and are absolutely worth a read.
If you choose to read it, please give the author a Kudos and some kind comments. Enjoy Tiger's Eye!.
#fic recs#fic rec#haikyuu#haikyuu fics#kuroo tetsurou#kozume kenma#kuroken#kurotsuki#kurotsukki#akaashi keiji#bokuto koutarou#bokuaka#asanoya#azumane asahi#nishinoya yuu#restaurant au#michelin stars#chef kuroo tetsurou#kagehina#hinata shouyou#kageyama tobio#terushima yuuji#ushiten#tiger's eye#kurodai#tsukkiyama
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When your cousin has no food at her house so you had to expand your domain and pull something out the malevolent kitchen

Would Sukuna be proud 🤔
I had some unflavored oatmeal so I just cooked some apples in brown sugar and butter for some sweetness
I'm not eating no Bland ass oatmeal
"Cooking like a chef I'm a five star Michelin" -Felix
#anime#anime and manga#fluff#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen x reader#domain expansion#malevolent kitchen#sakuna#jjk sakuna#sakuna ryomen#stray kids stays#stray kids#lee felix#skz felix#cooking like a chef I'm a five-star Michelin#cooking#cheflife#chef#chef kiss#jjk#stays around the world you make stray kids stay
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aftg au where kevin’s the head chef training neil and critiques every tiny thing he does and neil feels like he can’t do anything right and andrew is the other experienced chef who shows him how to keep kevin happy and ace his techniques
#i’m watching the bear can you tell#kevin 5 star michelin chef#strives for perfection#something like that
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some takes about black leg sanji bc i feel like starting some chaos in the aldi's tonight
he isn't into just conventionally attractive women
oda is transphobic, sanji is not (and i'm saying this as a trans guy)
if you're going to hate him for being a pervert then you have to extend the same feelings to Brooks
he didn't want the invisibility to spy on women, it doesn't make sense in the timeline
sanji would hate the michelin guide
i'm fucking serious
he would despise michelins with a passion
he wants to feed everyone, no matter who it is, because he knows how it feels to starve and he doesn't want anyone to feel like that
michelin stars are the antithesis of that goal
they commodify food to the point where you're paying upwards of $150 per person for plates that could fit in the palm of your hand
that's not feeding people
he would hate all the foams and inedible plating and the audacity to serve just straight fucking oil as a dish
that isn't food. that's plated pretention.
sanji is many things. the kind of guy who would make you pay and arm and a leg for a pathetic plate of food is not one of them
sanji wants people to eat. he knows what food is. it's fuel. it's family. it's community. it's safety. it's feeling like you're going to be okay. it's medicine. it's the entire reason people are alive and he understands that in a way not even i ever will.
sanji would turn his nose up at the modern and noma and eleven madison in favor of the diner in my local shopping town where my grandma used to take me when i was little.
he can appreciate michelins as restaurants. he can appreciate the dedication and the flavors and the detail and the quality. he'd leave without paying the bill in true pirate fashion because you shouldn't have to pay so much for so little.
he would love helping soup kitchens. he'd scour the area for the best ingredients money could buy and come marching back with armfuls of white asparagus and eggs and tofu and jackfruit and chicken and tuna and salmon and shrimp because he cooks because he loves it and he wants people to eat good.
#oh my gods i'm getting emotional about this#Sanji Would Punt The People At Noma Who Took Advantage Of Stages And Interns Across The East Blue#fuck the michelin guide#hi i'm a chef and i feel passionate about this#and i know sanji would too#one piece sanji#black leg sanji#this turned into a rant
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FYI if you're watching MasterChef Australia, the Sri Lankan Australian contestant Savi is a friend of mine and kind of a stealth idol because everything I seem to be online (a ball-busting, bombastic, proudly brown, unapologetically fat, sexy decolonizer lady) she actually is irl. It's funny because she was a few grades below me and found me intimidating when we were in school and now I'm the one perpetually in awe of her. Do watch if you can and root for her! She's a delight!

#it looks like she's really not taking down the heat level to cater to the white judges taste buds#which kinda thrills me because you should be able to handle heat if you're a judge on a chef contest#but i don't think even i would have had the stones to risk it for a televised competition#which tells you all you need to know about her lmao. and I get it bc Savi's food is an expression of herself the way my writing is of mine#'just because you can't handle it doesnt mean there's anything wrong with me' is fucking praxis#jealous bootlickers on lankan twitter are trying to start shit#being like 'yo didn't this woman say that Michelin stars are just white people opinions and don't mean anything?'#And? she's right??😂😂😂😂#woman SAID what she SAID#masterchef australia#sri lanka#sri lankan cuisine#food culture#knee of huss
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#28: Batman kissing Chef Death
#batman#bruce wayne#dc#Batman Fucking Kissing People#chef death#batdeath#?#chefbat#??#meet this fucked up deranged oc a group of my friends and I made#i love this man SO much#genuinely doubled over laughing making this batman villain who is a chef#more great quotes:#"When he kills people he goes 'This is your last course'”#“Or he makes bruce wayne’s food super spicy on purpose And that’s his evil quirk”#“WAIT MAYBE HE CAN TURN PEOPLE INTO FOOD”#-> “TABGERINE ALFRED IN REAL LIFE”#“'My food is to die for batman and that isn't just a figure of speech!'”#“straps batman to the chicken pot pie machine from chicken run”#“looks wistfully at his double Michelin rating. 'listen batman....you wanna know how i got these stars..?'”#“Sometimes he’s hitting people with frying pans or throwing pancakes at people and other times he’s deadly”
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Touchstarved fandom, your opinions, please??
(It's a sliding scale of competency.)
He's rich = he's never tried. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#answer not pictured: “no but literally only bc (new headcanon just dropped) Ais is a master chef. michelin 3 stars. a pastry god.#And it's funnier that way.#leander touchstarved#touchstarved leander#touchstarved game#i stopped writing my fluff to ask bc i had an initial answer then i kept thinking...#small details: the progress killer#tumblr plz give a middle ground between 1 day / 1 week. maybe 3 days??#also not pictured: Kuras taught Leander how to cook & nothing is edible.#Vere is also canonically confirmed a bad cook but we don't clown on him for it as a fandom bc he will eat us (also canonically confirmed)#toxintouch writing: headcanons
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…hey so I know the obvious modern AU Sanji is a restaurant chef, but how do we feel about former-starving-child Sanji getting a degree as a registered dietician?
Possibly specializing in recovery for malnutrition in children.
#modern au#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#one piece sanji#black leg sanji#one piece#phoenix talks#I'm holding 'grew up a Michelin chef but became an RD' Sanji in my hands like What. Do I do with this.
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A Jegulus AU where Regulus is a chef and James is a critic who gives Regulus a good review even though the foods not that great so James visits his restaurant everyday to subtlety help him make it better by giving him pointers on how to make the dishes better ( plus it gives him a chance to see the guy who stole his heart everyday) sounds fluffy
But
A Jegulus AU where James is a high class chef and Regulus is a renowned critic ( kinda like Anton Ego in Ratatouille) who gives James a bad review even though it’s the greatest thing he’s ever tasted cause Regulus is notorious for having destroyed the careers of great chefs with his reviews and he’d very much like to keep his reputation like that but James knows he’s a great chef so he calls Regulus over to his restaurant everyday to try his latest dishes to get Regulus to break and finally give him a Michelin Star sounds angst
( plus imagine all the sexual tension in a fic like that)
Regulus : do you smell that?
James : you mean the sexual tension in the kitchen right now?
Regulus : *sighs* no Potter , your pan is on fire
#marauders#hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry#james potter#regulus black#jegulus#fic ideas#Michelin stars#chef and critic au
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