#minecraft parkore

[notfocks]

I just watched that one episode where they all try help Rainbow Dash study for her Wonderbolts exam

[jsabtdfandtsoec]

Here's the continuation of that Minecraft build

It looks great in my opinion. Oh yeah, I still kept taht cursed slab build, it's just covered in trees.

[ask-tangotek]

Hello Hello Ev'rbody!

My name is Tango S. Tekk of the Tek variety! You can just call me Tango or tangotek!

I live in a server called Hermitcraft with my 26 other friends! Sometimes I leave to visit other servers but I don't usually stay long. My favorite servers to visit are one that's like a minigame and parkor themed world that I think I heard Etho call mcc once and my other favorite server is one with a small handful of friends that has some modifications to give it steampunk properties! I haven't visited either in a while though.

I know there was something else I used to do, another server, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was...

I'm a blazeborn human/ender/blaze hybrid. I mainly have traits of a blazeborn; like fire immunity, hotbloodedness, and hydrophobia; however I my enderian background makes for some overlap; such as hydrophobia.

I have an enderian tail but the end of it is a flame, as is my hair, though it rarely ever burns hot enough to actually burn anyone. That and my ears are really the only ender parts that are uniquely ender so most people don't actually realize it.

I've got access to the internet, and by extention Tumblr, through my holo-pad. Xisuma hooked it up a bit ago for us all to use! It doesn't quite fit the season of the steam so I haven't been using my holo-pad much but when I learned I could use Tumblr I rushed to get it out of my storage.

Someone on another server had told me about Tumblr a long time ago and I've been excited to check it out since :)

I think that's about all from me! I'm excited to be able to chat with everyone and answer all your questions!

That's all for now! Send me your asks!

Extra information under the cut

More Information and OOC:

Tango (Nicknames welcome)

age unimportant, he/him (they/them acceptable)

Blazeborn/Enderian/Human(ish) hybrid. His hair and tip of his tail have fire and he has an ender tail and ears. He is allergic to water, immune to fire, and isn't affected by negative effects (such as hunger and poison)

When he gets nervous, angry, or overwhelmed with emotion he has the tendency to burst into flames. His clothes are (usually) fireproof.

All minecraft servers are worlds and Tango lives almost exclusively in Hermitcraft. He will occasionally leave to visit other servers, like the life server or the create server. Each hc season is a new world and Tango refers to them as "the season of _____" (ie: season of the steam (10), of the dungeon (9), of the eyes (8), of the cartoon (7), etc)

This is c!Tango only! Some headcanons and cc! facts may apply (like a close knit between impulse, skizz, zed, and him) regardless of the season or lore base.

[More may be added to this eventually]

Watcher (Mod, OOC)

Obligatory: I Am Not Tango. I just wish I was

23, it/its

Most comments will be in the tags instead of in the post unless it is a Watcher comment that applies and needs to be carried on in reblogs

Has seen most of hc8, hc9, and to current hc10. Has not seen the life series

Watcher likes watching Tangos blog and will likely change his profile picture according to a lot of what's happening in the current lorbeez

This blog will be very lore and headcanon heavy

Tags:

[ askificator skdoodler | ask ] - general asks and answers

[ reblogificator | reblogs] - reblogs lol

[ "we had a taste before" | life series lore] - lore and headcanons relating to the traffic series

[ season of the steam | hc10 lore ] - hermitcraft season 10

[ season of the dungeon | hc9 lore ] - hermitcraft season 9

[ season of the eyes | hc8 lore ] - hermitcraft season 8

[ season of the cartoon | hc7 lore ] - hermitcraft season 7

Friends:

Jimmy - @ask-jimmy-solidarity

Xisuma - @ask-xisuma

Etho - @asketho

Grian - @ask-grian

Bdubs - @askbdubsblog

Guidelines:

Gem - @ask-gemgem

Joel - @ask-smallishbeans

I'm not making a super solid guidelines right now. Just use your braincells and don't be a jerk. If I have to I will eventually.

No NSFW. I may be an adult but not all adults like that stuff.

YouTube names only. SmallishBeans can be Joel but Zedaph is not Kris. No exceptions. I will not publish posts with non-youtube names.

Random Info:

Mod primary blog: @ethoslabbed

All profile pictures and headers drawn by: @daily-tango-doodles (and occasionally their main)

Divider graphics by: @saradika-graphics

Have fun!

[fernsnailz]

Would sonic or tails make a parkour course in minecraft and subject everyone to it with threat of item loss?

i think tails would make one for sonic just for fun, and then as soon as shadow, tangle, jet, and surge find out about it it turns into a full scale competition where everyone keeps punching the others off of the parkor course. they're all there for five hours. no one wins

[robintherobiner]

i'm rlly tempted to start taking my tumbles and posting them on tiktok with a ai voice and minecraft parkor in the background.. Not someone getting over 30k likes from my superbat post 🤭

[sam-oberg]

For some reason these two where the first gay characters I had, and first couple I ever had. I don't even think I'd shipped characters before, and or some reason THESE two I shipped? The minecraft parkorer and a bored juicebox?

12 year old me was wise.

[chbminecraft]

Climbing Wall

I built a climbing wall. It's actually more of a parkor wall because climbing in minecraft is boring. Sadly the lava doesn't move cause I'm lazy

At the top there's 4 bells to ring when you win

And a water shoot to get back down safely including a door that only opens from the inside for easy escape

[kmmill]

Style Rules for TikTok

TikTok has some pretty degenerate style rules.

Some basic rules for a trendy TikTok is to use whatever popular sounds are trending on the platform. Something like a meme sound or recent Ice Spice song.

Another rule I see commonly on the platform is to use filters. Filters usually either make someone look funny or extremely beautiful, both are capable of bringing in viewers.

The last rule is to post a video of a Family Guy clip with Subway Surfers underneath. You could even post a Reddit story narrated by an AI voice with Minecraft parkor in the background!

[yb-cringe]

Man i see what Wilbur means by saying that he’s worried people will be OP because they practice more but. Dude i just dont see it. The maps for practice and the actual event are different, and every team who practiced has been doing the opposite of good, other then maybe hole in the wall.

Dream spent hours practicing and Green Guardians are. Respectfully eating shit. Eret had no time to practice but did great in battle box and parkor tag. Phil hasnt practiced that much and he’s still doing good. A lot of people who. Simply Showed Up are doing surprisingly well. The only time practice helped was in Ace Race lmao. It just seems like generally the people who did good in their categories last season are doing as good as this seasons

[restnowyourhardshipisover]

I adore all of you but none of you are surviving this man’s face reveal. I’m affectionately planning your inevitable funerals. 

[orange-sheep]

I've become hopelessly addicted to parkor

If only I was actually good at parkor

[baka-monarch]

I’m doing an experiment

So basically- the admins on Wilbur’s minecraft server practically don’t exist, to the point that after I broke out of the parkore map and typed in chat “I escaped”, nobody did anything

So- since blocks can be broken outside of the map, I broke three penises into the bush barrier, and now I’m waiting to see how long it takes the admins to do anything (because I don’t care if I’m banned since it’s not active, and I don’t have alot of fun whenever I go online there anyways)

[daughter-of-sapph0]

people who run the accounts on tiktok where it's just a tts voice reading reddit threads over a video of minecraft parkor, please fucking explode and die

[local-paranoid-cryptid]

random headcanons I wrote at midnight pt. 1

for @/antarctic-bay’s Fd!au (sorry if none of these are canon)

-Tommy was definitely a kid that grew up on electronics, Techno and wil weren’t handfuls and were quite easy kids, but Phil wasn’t prepared for Tommy. So he just lets him watch YouTube or let’s him play games.

-Phil tried going the more peaceful route with games like Minecraft and animal crossing new leaf

-Phil tried to get him to watch things like stampy’s lovely world or dantdm, but mumza got him hooked on any minecraft pvp player.

-Phil just excepts it at this point

-all of his kids are either super chaotic or violent

-or both

-Wilbur and techno had access to electronics, but then Phil had to add a time limit when techno almost got hyper fixated on skywars.

-Wilbur probably had a ton of those apps that ‘taught’ you instruments (like garage band) since Phil and mumza didn’t buy a guitar for him

-don’t worry tho, he got one for his birthday

-techno had a bunch of random apps

-stuff like Minecraft, plants vs zombies, plague inc, fallout shelter, etc.

-when the twins aren’t using their phones or computers, they have extracurricular activities.

-Techno is in fencing and boxing. He says he also has ‘martial arts’ and ‘karate’ to tommy and wil, but he actually has gymnastics and parkor classes with the local lesbian gang and he will die with that secret.

-Phil found out after seeing techno hanging out with four girls at a park near his high school.

-he was crouched, sitting on top of the monkey bars.

-needless to say, Phil freaks out bc his son was like 8 feet off the ground how the hell did he get up there?

-techno sees him and is like, “oh shit the jig is up”

-he jumps down and had to explain to Phil everything lol

-Wilbur is in music classes.

-he plays guitar and a bit of piano

-but he also will host massive events in the schools massive field on the weekends with 100 kids from his school.

-the kid some how managed to convince the staff to let him use the field and no one knows how.

-anyone who does doesn’t go to the school anymore

-the events usually end in disaster and end with Wilbur as either a God or a dictator.

-it’s great

-techno and Tommy will sometimes come along and even Phil joined once too

-the time Wilbur allowed Phil and Techno to use ‘hacks’ was just techno putting his fencing and parkour skills to use and purging everyone. Phil supplied.

[girlofthefandom]

Famous Person Karl Jacob’s Stream delayed live blogging Part 1

Some much is happening on the smp. It’s almost funny. I’m only watching the Karl Jacob’s stream but the chat is chaos enough.

Eret’s not even streaming and he’s still one of the funniest people here.

Aww poor Eret. Eret just wants to show off their rainbow castle.

Castle time!!!

Eret with his timing on his horse being the coolest person there.

Continues Under Cut

I love how you can tell Eret put so much work into that. Oh well at least Ranboo tried to compensate him.

And Eret trying to teach him to ride the horse.

Can you all tell that I am only watching this stream for bits of Eret content? He always streams so late at night I never manage to catch it.

Good gracious is everyone on just because of the special guest? Only two of the many people on are streaming. What kind of person are you? Here for Tommyinnit or here for Lil Nas?

I leave to get a cookie and Karl is in a box being drowned. What in the world did I miss?

Ah good. Eret is still chatting. Quackity is doing... Quackity things. I also love Foolish running in with bonemeal. Everyone wants a piece of the famous person pie.

Everyone following Foolish just cause. I love it. And poor Karl not even noticing.

I have started copying and pasting my previous posts into my delayed posts. Still updating this is going to be hard

I love Eret just playing the game in the background

Look at the musical beings bonding. Awwww

Latched Up. Look at everyone bonding.

Don’t panic and keep on climbing.

Finally caught up copying and pasting. And I’m loving the windows idea

“How are you just floating?” Careful balance my friend.

In stashing this in my drafts I have learned I have 70 followers on here. I know two of those are my friends but the rest of you have no business being here. Welcome anyway.

Don’t mind me, opening chat just to claim some channel points.

I hope the remember to get the Lore Shield back at the end of this. I don’t want to deal with the feral that the fandom will be if they don’t.

I’m sorry pole? Did I just completely zone out and miss everything?

It started raining in the game and I got a severe weather warning for my region at the same time. Lovely.

Thunderbolt and light night very very frightening

I understand sleeping to Minecraft rain sounds. Minecraft and Animal Crossing rain sounds are top tier rain sounds.

Karl is working so hard while also having to much fun. I’m so happy for him.

Two of these guys don’t really know how to play too well but it’s still good.

Karl’s doing his best

The storm outside my house has me so distracted. Is the thunder I’m hearing from the game our outside my house? I will never know.

The lighting is approaching. Beware.

Corpse still thinking about them making music. Music brain people are so cool to listen to. I hope they make a song. I don’t listen to either of their music really but I would listen to that song.

I wonder who reached out to who with this? Is Lil Nas using Karl and the DreamSMP for promo or is Karl promoting using Lil Nas? I don’t really care this is still fun.

Please don’t beat up a sheep.

All sorts of IRL cannon being confirmed. Lol.

I love Karl going back on anything he says if the guest disagrees.

Experienced Players Parkoring around the edges. While the inexperienced players are just running around on the floor. I remember those days.

Yes Please! Trend Lil Corpse X

Teaching which block to aim for. I remember struggling through all of this.

Hooray! Sleeping!

He won’t die. I agree Corpse.

A very sketchy tour. Built a house. Slept.

Oh yeah they did remember the shield. Good. It only took him remembering Twitter will cancel.

No honey, don’t press dnf. That was a joke.

And poof goes George.

Oh and again.

Three “cannon” deaths.

Oh next time? Already? Well that’s neat.

We’re going from everyone being on the dream smp and/or streaming on the smp to nobody

Love the lil seeds in the front floating.

Karl got the screen shot and ran.

That wasn’t as bad a stream as I expected it to be. I always thought the celebrity guests were over hyped.

That was a big lighting strike outside my window ok.

I love the next time stuff and how he apparently isn’t on a real computer.

Unlock the end just to let Lil Nas fight the enderdragon. Where’s dreamXD when you need him.

Everyone left. Now he’s gotta hunt someone to raid

Wait who are we raiding?

Aww now the chat is being wholesome and hearting. Very nice.

Oh no. Lore based. Lore based is dangerous.

Tales is still going to be nuts and amazing nice nice.

Streaming tomorrow? A lore stream. Oh no. I’ll just catch up on here. I can’t do a stream.

Bye Bye Everyone!