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munchymollusk · 3 months ago
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mockturtle i sculpted for a class!!
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unfoldingmoments · 2 years ago
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Mock Turtle
In Carroll’s original manuscript the Mock Turtle sings a different song: Beneath the waters of the sea Are lobsters thick as thick can be— They love to dance with you and me. My own, my gentle Salmon! CHORUS
Salmon, come up! Salmon, go down! Salmon, come twist your tail around! Of all the fishes of the sea There’s none so good as Salmon! Excerpt From: Lewis Carroll. “The Annotated Alice.” --- "Will You Won't Join The Dance" Composed by Richard Hartley OST Alice In Wonderland Original TV Soundtrack
"Will you walk a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail, "There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail. See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance! They are waiting on the shingle—will you come and join the dance?     Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance?     Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, won't you join the dance?
"You can really have no notion how delightful it will be When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!" But the snail replied "Too far, too far!" and gave a look askance— Said he thanked the whiting kindly, but he would not join the dance.     Would not, could not, would not, could not, would not join the dance.     Would not, could not, would not, could not, could not join the dance.
"What matters it how far we go?" his scaly friend replied, "There is another shore, you know, upon the other side. The further off from England the nearer is to France— Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance.     Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance?     Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, won't you join the dance?"
Spotify Link: https://open.spotify.com/track/6Mn7P35UNETMTJgl0qHcAi?si=16244f614c9c4b56 Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mock_Turtle%27s_Song
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dreamerdrop · 2 months ago
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also if i ever do an alice in wonderland x star trek kinda thing, it’s gonna be ezri. it’s gonna be ezri in wonderland, no question.
she’s like, the perfect alice. it would just have to be ezri, there’s no one else.
#stella talks#.this is how i’m in too deep. as soon as i start writing out who is who in a wonderland au i am gone. no turning back.#.see i would love to make the red and white queens kira and winn but winn doesn’t exactly fit the white queen but neither does anyone else.#.there’s some argument to be made for sisko due to his role as the emissary though…#.garak is the cheshire cat. i’m not budging on that.#.i think i could make a case for worf being the duchess i have to say. i’m not sure i want to do that though. :|#.the personalities wouldn’t fit but… i would probably feel like symbolically at least the white rabbit kinda… needs to be the dax symbiont.#.represented perhaps by different hosts at different points in the story…#.i wonder if miles and julian would work better as the mockturtle and gryphon perhaps…#.the queen of hearts i just. ezri’s mother. that’s uh. that feels like a given lmao.#.orrrrrr worf as the queen of hearts and ezri’s mother as the duchess… hm. that’s moving into esoteric territory though…#.i also considered julian for the white knight. … that’s not an insult i swear. martok would probably be the red knight then.#.dukat and winn as the lion and the unicorn perhaps…#.odo… humpty dumpty? … that actually might work for odo yeah.#.it feels cheap to say jake and nog as the tweedles. surely i can do better than THAT.#.hang on… i should start from each character and their dynamic with ezri specifically and then go from there…#. … the white rabbit. is still the worm.#.oh no i’m thinking too much now hhhhh.
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salvadorbonaparte · 1 year ago
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I'm going through some 1980s German recipe books and some highlights so far include
Cream of tomato soup with bananas
Venison with bananas
Steak with bananas and pineapple
Mockturtle soup with exactly two ingredients (a can of mockturtle soup and sherry)
Racist slur cake
The saddest cheeseburger I have ever seen
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a-d-nox · 3 months ago
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Can Alice, Marchare, Mockturtle, and Lewiscarrol be included in the next (4th?) "asteroids that aren't getting anymore attention than this" list?
asteroids that aren't getting more attention than this and aren't related to my typical mythological shenanigans but that i still love (part 4: alice and other wondrous asteroids)
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alice (asteroid 291)
Alice is the main character of Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. She is a young girl from a rich Victorian English family, who finds herself accidentally or perhaps on purpose in Wonderland. It is Alice's curiosity and wish to understand the world around her no matter how complex or confusing it is. Her manners remain true despite Wonderland's lackluster etiquette (or lack thereof); though it is her manners that Wonderland seems to target as it aims to teach her individuality and how to speak up for what she believes and wants most. Wonderland forces Alice to question everything she knows about the world and even herself. IN MY OPINION Alice in your chart can represent a) where you experience curiosity, b) where you experience a lot of self growth, c) where you tend to be very naive and are forced to mature, and/or d) where you are most resilient.
OTHER RELATED ASTEROIDS: lewiscarrol (6984)*!
bandersnatch (asteroid 9780)
The Bandersnatch is one of the most frightening creatures from Lewis Carroll’s works. It is described as an unpredictable and a fast-moving beast. The Bandersnatch is aggressive and difficult to escape from. IN MY OPINION Bandersnatch in your chart can represent a) what scares you, b) something that is bound to be unpredictable and slightly threatening to you, and/or c) what can be considered a predator in your realm of existence.
OTHER RELATED ASTEROIDS: lewiscarrol (6984)*!
collins (asteroid 6471)
Michael Collins was an American astronaut best known for his role in the Apollo 11 mission, the first spaceflight to land humans on the moon. As the command module pilot, Collins orbited the moon in the spacecraft while Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon's surface. Though he didn't set foot on the moon, Collins played an important role in ensuring the mission’s success by maintaining the spacecraft, performing system checks, and being the lifeline for his crewmates’ safe return. He often reflected on the experience of being “the loneliest person in the universe” while orbiting the moon alone... IN MY OPINION Collins in your chart can represent a) where you might be part of a team yet you feel left out, b) having others rely on you to do your part, and/or c) where you feel completely alone/isolated.
OTHER RELATED ASTEROIDS: aldrin (6470) and armstrong (6469)!
deidre (asteroid 165574)
Dr. Deidre Ann Hunter is an astronomer renowned for her research on irregular galaxies; mainly focusing on their origins, evolution, and star-formation properties. IN MY OPINION Deidre in your chart can represent a) an interest in the formation of stars, b) having an understanding of evolution, and/or c) your scientific education. This asteroid was asked for by @danihodgs.
delphi (asteroid 73769)
Delphi was a major religious site in ancient Greece, dedicated to the god Apollo and known for housing the Oracle of Delphi. The oracle, where priestesses delivered prophecies believed to be inspired by Apollo, was highly influential in personal and political decisions. IN MY OPINION Delphi in your chart can represent a) your connection to religious meccas, b) where you feel closest to religion, and/or c) where you can influence others with your wisdom.
OTHER RELATED ASTEROIDS: apollo (1862)!
ekaterina (asteroid 6955)
Catherine the Great was a Russian empress who reigned from 1762 until her death. Originally from Germany, she married Emperor Peter III of Russia, but after he was overthrown, she became empress and expanded Russia’s borders significantly. Known for her intelligence, political savvy, and reforms, Catherine modernized Russian society, promoting the arts, education, and Western European ideas. She also strengthened Russia’s military and led successful wars that extended Russian territory. Catherine’s reign is often seen as a golden age of the Russian Empire (the golden age spans beyond Catherine as well; as many great Russian works like Tales of Belkin and War and Peace come of out of this era). IN MY OPINION Ekaterina in your chart can represent a) where you are progressive, b) where you can expand the views of others to dream and act upon those dreams, and/or c) where you are savvy/intelligent.
empedocles (asteroid 6152)
Empedocles was an ancient philosopher known for his contributions to early cosmology and the theory of the four elements. He proposed that all objects are made of four elements: earth, air, fire, and water, which combine and separate through the force. These elements and forces were central to his worldview and influenced many people. IN MY OPINION Empedocles in your chart can represent a) what you are made of, b) what drives you to create, and/or c) where you experience constant change.
fantasia (asteroid 1224)
Fantasy is a genre typically featuring magical or sometimes supernatural elements that are not rooted in universal reality. It often takes place in imaginary worlds or alternate realities where extraordinary events, creatures, and powers exist. Often adventure, quests, and heroism are present in this genre, as well as the exploration of the theme good versus evil... IN MY OPINION Fantasia in your chart can represent a) your enjoyment or dislike of the genre, b) what in your world is not rooted in reality, c) what type of fantasies enchant you, and/or d) where you are likely to experience the struggle between good and evil.
freud (asteroid 4342)
Sigmund Freud was an Austrian neurologist and the founder of psychoanalysis, which revolutionized therapeutic practices. His work greatly influenced psychology, psychiatry, literature, and culture as a whole. He had theories regarding the unconscious mind, the three divisions of the psyche, psychosexual development, the Oedipus Complex, dream analysis, and much much more. IN MY OPINION Freud in your chart can represent a) your connection with psychology, b) what part of your psyche lords over you, c) why and what brings you pleasure and strife, and/or d) what your dreams are trying to tell you (using horary astrology immediately after waking up).
frieden (asteroid 3642)
Frieden is the German word for peace. It refers to a state of harmony, the absence of war or conflict, and overall tranquility, both in the societal and personal sense. IN MY OPINION Frieden in your chart can represent a) where you have harmony, b) what can make feel most tranquil, and c) the chances that your life will be touched by war or conflict-free.
hesiodos (asteroid 8550)
Hesiod was an ancient Greek poet, and is often considered one of the earliest literary influences of our world today. His works provide insights into Greek mythology, cosmology, and daily life during that era. IN MY OPINION Hesiodos in your chart can represent a) what you speak about and write down, b) whether you believe in ancient Greek cosmology, and/or c) how you may blend you beliefs with everyday life.
homerus (asteroid 5700)
Homer is a legendary ancient Greek poet credited with having written two of the most important epic poems of Western literature, The Iliad and The Odyssey. His works are considered foundational to Greek culture. They helped to shape later literature, philosophy, and storytelling. IN MY OPINION Homerus in your chart can represent a) your love for classics / epic poetry, b) what you believe to be heroic, and/or c) what can inspire your writing.
jabberwock (asteroid 7470)
The Jabberwock is a mythical creature from Lewis Carroll’s poem "Jabberwocky", which is a part of the collection Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There. It is depicted as a dangerous, dragon-like monster that is ultimately slain by the poem’s young masculine hero (not Alice like those of you who saw that one movie might believe). IN MY OPINION Jabberwock in your chart can represent a) fears/obstacles you must overcome, b) something that is anxiety inducing, and/or c) what causes chaos and destruction in your life.
OTHER RELATED ASTEROIDS: lewiscarrol (6984)*!
jubjubbird (asteroid 9781)
The Jubjub Bird is a mysterious yet dangerous creature from Lewis Carroll’s literary universe, appearing in a couple of his works. While not as famous as the Jabberwock, it is equally unsettling. It's described as “frumious” (furious + fuming) in "Jabberwocky", suggesting it is both aggressive and temperamental. One character warns that when encountering a Jubjub Bird one requires extreme politeness and compliments, or else one risks being torn to shreds (sounds a bit familiar? I'm looking at you, Rowling, and Harry Potter's encounter with the hippogriff). It appears to be similar to a raven or a tropical bird (lol yes I do imagine Kevin from Up) with violent tendencies... IN MY OPINION Jubjubbird in your chart can represent a) where aggression can be found in your life, b) uncertain encounters, and/or c) where you might subconsciously be overly formal.
OTHER RELATED ASTEROIDS: lewiscarrol (6984)*!
kaali (asteroid 4227)
The Kaali Crater is a group of nine meteorite impact craters that are surrounded by ancient myths. Some scholars believe the crater was a sacred site for Sun worship. The Kaali lake that formed in one of the craters may have been seen as a representation of the Sun, and thus considered a revered celestial bodies. Finnish epics describe a fiery ball falling from the sky, breaking into pieces, and causing destruction, which closely resembles the Kaali impact event. Others speculate that the Norse Ragnarok myth may have been influenced by real meteorite events like Kaali. IN MY OPINION Kaali in your chart can represent a) what you consider sacred, b) how your reality is shaped by belief, and/or c) what you feel is worthy of worship. This asteroid was asked for by @blackmoonoracle.
lewiscarrol (asteroid 6984)
Lewis Carroll - who's name was actually Charles Lutwidge Dodgson - was an English writer, mathematician, and logician. He is best known for his iconic works in the genre of nonsense literature: Alice in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, etc. These works help to redefine children literature - it doesn't have to just be imaginative, it could also be thought provoking. IN MY OPINION Lewiscarrol in your chart can represent a) how imaginative and intellectual you are, b) how whimsical your dissociations can get, and/or c) where you can inspire others to transform who they are.
marchare (asteroid 6736)
The March Hare is a character in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll. He appears at the Mad Tea Party alongside the Mad Hatter and the Dormouse, where they engage in nonsensical conversation and absurd behavior. He himself is jittery and unpredictable, often speaking or acting in sudden outbursts. He frequently interrupts and dismisses Alice, which reflects Wonderland’s lack of conventional manners which Alice has. His often pointless conversations and refusal to follow logic are meant to be satire of Victorian society’s rigid thinking and meaningless social rituals. IN MY OPINION Marchare in your chart can represent a) where you tend to find people who match your energy, b) why you can be very jittery/unpredictable, c) where you tend to be very rigid in your thinking, and/or d) where you are possibly unnecessarily following meaningless societal norms.
OTHER RELATED ASTEROIDS: alice (291)*, lewiscarrol (6984)*, and madhatter (6735)!
mockturtle (asteroid 8889)
The Mock Turtle is another character in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll. He is described as a depressive creature who constantly reminisces about his past and weeps for no understandable reason. I believe Carroll is mocking (excuse my pun) the Victorian tendency to be overly sentimental. His nonsensical school lessons and confusing recollection of them show that memories are often distorted or exaggerated over time (your memory is not a recorder). IN MY OPINION Mockturtle in your chart can represent a) where you tend to be reminiscent for no real reason at all, b) where your memory can fail you, and/or c) how your personal stories can be unreliable.
OTHER RELATED ASTEROIDS: lewiscarrol (6984)*!
neverland (asteroid 5405)
Neverland is the mythical island from Peter Pan. It is the home of Peter Pan, the Lost Boys, Tinker Bell, Captain Hook, etc. Neverland is a place where children never grow up, time doesn't flow, and adventure never ends. IN MY OPINION Neverland in your chart can represent a) how and where you never grow old, b) where you have very little or no responsibilities, c) where you might feel stuck or stunted, and/or d) what dangers immaturity holds.
ophelia (asteroid 171)
Ophelia is a tragic character in Shakespeare’s Hamlet. She is the daughter of Polonius, sister of Laertes, and Hamlet’s love interest. Ophelia is known for her innocence, obedience, and her eventual descent into madness, making her one of literature’s most tragic characters. She gets caught between her love for Hamlet and her family’s warnings about him. Hamlet’s behavior and cruelty end up shattering her trust... She ends up loses her identity, torn between Hamlet’s rejection and her father’s need for control. When Polonius is killed by Hamlet, Ophelia ends up losing her grip on reality and singing songs about love and death. She then drowns in the river, in what is often interpreted as suicide or a tragic accident. IN MY OPINION Ophelia in your chart can represent a) where your purity gets corrupted, b) where your fate feels controlled by men, c) where there is a chance you will be overwhelmed by your grief, and/or d) where you could snap and lose yourself.
OTHER RELATED ASTEROIDS: shakespeare (2985)!
redqueen (asteroid 17518)
The Red Queen is a character from Lewis Carroll’s Through the Looking-Glass (1871), and she is not the same as the Queen of Hearts, though they are often confused. Unlike the quick-to-anger Queen of Hearts, the Red Queen is calm, strict, and highly intelligent. She serves as a guide to Alice, by teaching her the rules of the chessboard of the Looking-Glass Land. IN MY OPINION Redqueen in your chart can represent a) where you have a lot of order and strategy, b) your dislike for chaos and over emotionality, and/or c) where you tend to think ahead.
OTHER RELATED ASTEROIDS: alice (291)* and lewiscarrol (6984)*!
tweedledee (asteroid 9387)
Tweedledee and Tweedledum are portrayed as nearly identical in appearance, speech, and behavior. Lewis Carroll does not give them distinct personalities, and they mostly function as a unit, finishing each other’s thoughts and acting in unison. However, there are some subtle differences that emerge over time. Tweedledee is sometimes portrayed as the slightly kinder or calmer of the two. Tweedledee is often ever so slightly more excitable. Tweedledee is a little more cautious than Tweedledum too. IN MY OPINION Tweedledee in your chart can represent a) where you might struggle for individuality, b) where your kindness is seen in comparison to others, and/or c) where being cautious pays with excitement.
OTHER RELATED ASTEROIDS: lewiscarrol (6984)* and tweedledum (17681)*!
tweedledum (asteroid 17681)
Tweedledee's twin, Tweedledum, is slightly more aggressive as he is the one who typically declares they must battle... Though they never actually fight because they get distracted. Tweedledum seems a little more stubborn or argumentative. This often makes Tweedledum more reckless and impulsive. IN MY OPINION Tweedledum in your chart can represent a) where you might struggle for individuality, b) where your aggression and argumentativeness overshadows other's, and/or c) where being impulsive presents you with new opportunities.
OTHER RELATED ASTEROIDS: lewiscarrol (6984)* and tweedledee (9387)*!
utopia (asteroid 1282)
A utopia is an ideal or seemingly perfect society where everything functions harmoniously - there is no suffering, injustice, or conflict. While utopia represents hope for a better world, it also highlights the impossibility of achieving true perfection (perfection also looks different to so many people). IN MY OPINION Utopia in your chart can represent a) where everything seems perfect in your life, b) where life gets better, and/or c) what utopia means to you.
whiterabbit (asteroid 17942)
The White Rabbit is a key character in Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. He is the first wondrous character Alice encounters - his frantic appearance sets the entire story into motion. Alice, being curious, chases after him and slides down the rabbit hole - landing her in Wonderland. Though anxious, he follows orders, reflecting Victorian concerns about duty, class, and obedience. IN MY OPINION Whiterabbit in your chart can represent a) anxiety energy in your life, b) where you are constantly stressed about time, and/or c) where you catch the attention of many people (got to remember the white rabbit is also the Queen of Heart's herald). This asteroid was asked for by @faris-al-aryan.
OTHER RELATED ASTEROIDS: alice (291)* and lewiscarrol (6984)*!
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lemonbitrambles · 1 year ago
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Here’s the wonderland residents! (Most of them, I shift characters around a lot and I forgot the puppy, who’s just a big dog from the original 1939 draft)
Each characters design is based off one or two iterations, some of which are pretty weird (except Ella I’ll explain Ella-) but the entire concept of this series(??) is a bit weird . Info on characters under cut
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Before we start, depending on which path Mickey follows, wonderland will either take on the personality and look of David halls 1939 draft (scary, beautiful but scary) or Mary Blair’s concepts. Certain characters will or won’t show up either
We’ll go in order
Anthropomorphic drink me bottle- from the original 1939 David hall draft. Was essentially replaced by the doorknob. Only character in the movie to be original and not come from the book.
Dinah- the scrapped concept of Dinah falling down with Alice and becoming the Cheshire Cat gained life in wasteland, and retains the more helpful guide side of the character from what was Mary Blair’s concept I believe. She plays a lot with the David hall vs Mary Blair aspect.
Mary Ann- also showed up in the David hall draft. Her design and personality I took from wonderland, a comic book series published by Disney and slave labor graphics
Jokerface- HAH OkAy SO THIS IS A BOSS FROM DISNEY MAGICAL WORLD 2- he a ghost that can impersonate others and when I replayed the game in 2019-ish I fell in love with him and he showed up again in the remake I’ll never play but people can’t seem to remember he has a name so he COuNTs. I’ve played with the idea he frames Mickey and plays as a mini boss in the “good” path
Griffon and mockturtle- these two made it into drafts from the 1940s. Some by David hall, one by Mary Blair, but more specifically ones depicting a scene where they dance with Alice and lobsters (can’t find the artist at the time). Their design are a mix of that specific draft, and my favorite, their jello commercial. Where they are fully animated in old Disney style with new designs and talk to Alice about how to entertain and feed guest at the same time with the wonderful power of jello.
Executioner- from the David hall draft. Design is from the Alice in wonderland dark ride in Disneyland because in the Draft he’s just a dude. He would be the boss in the “bad” path, trying to execute Mickey. He’s also the caretaker of the heartcards
Heartcards- from one specific piece of work by Mary Blair. They’re childish and innocent at heart. Only show up in the good path.
Ella- HeH, whoops okay. This is already a long post and Ella needs a lot of explaining because she’s not a wonderland character. That will probably be in a separate post. But just know her design is based of a butterfly and some David Hall drafts of the caterpillar
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rubberhosetoons · 1 year ago
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Part 16
In a rush to escape the Queen’s madness, Brain found himself on a beach with a griffon and a mockturtle singing and telling him stories of their school days.
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kitsunesobo · 1 year ago
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Conger Lewis Gryphon Mockturtle
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hoelex0513love · 2 months ago
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★Alice misA心夢幻鏡-假海龜Mock Turtle-AI測試角色360旋轉
假海龜Mock Turtle
假海龜Mock Turtle 本名帕金Parkin,獨角女的跟班,兩人是好基友,會合用夢器舞冊編寫出龍蝦方塊舞,撕半能具象化成夢器麥片薑汁鬆糕方正體與 康瓦爾岩石餅圓形圈操控奶油龍蝦。
代表甜點:片薑汁鬆糕(Parkin)
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all-consuming-sea · 1 year ago
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Mockturtle Leather
From the finest silks to the hardiest hides, there's nothing quite like Mockturtle leather. A product produced from Soledade skin (not the shell, as that is used separately), it is greatly sought after due to the beauty of the incandescent markings that cover it, as well as its properties. The list of what it is seemingly capable of is often longer than the list of what it isn't: It is completely fireproof (but only at fifty percent of the time). It makes the wearer completely invisible to those who are stupid or foolish. It changes colour at random. It'll never wrinkle, as long you pass the appropriate creams and beauty treatments over it. It'll never stain, but is seemingly allergic to a variety of nuts and fish which should be avoided. The list goes on, and every year that passes, it grows, diminishes, changes details or contradicts itself. The only thing that it is certain by itself is that it is a beloved birthday gift (and that you shouldn't machine wash it).
If mockturtle leather is presented to a soledade, they themselves do not seem to mind it. Everyone knows that Mockturtle leather is not made with real Soledades. It is made from mockturtles.
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queenofspeed · 11 months ago
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I love the mockturtle so much
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John Tenniel - illustration for Alice in Wonderland / Through the Looking Glass
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volturialice · 2 years ago
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I'm unreccomending the House of Night series by P.C. Cast. The writing was very bad and she slutshames the other teenage girl that Zoey doesn't like. It also retains every famous writer or musician as a vampire I.e. Shakespeare
too late, I read at least the first one of those as a tween. easily one of the worst things I've ever read. I've honestly tried to erase it from my brain but I have a distinct memory of the blonde mean girl ("aphrodite?" am I remembering that right? lmaooooo) being described as "running a nasty hand sluttishly down her body" or something. meanwhile wasn't Not Like Other Girls zoey, like, fucking one of their teachers? I do remember they all got girly aesthetic magical girl Tattoos of Vampirism in patterns of like, lace and pearls and moons and stuff. and that is the extent of what I have retained! Even as a 13-year-old with no critical capacity whatsoever I remember thinking "MAN this writing is terrible"
unrecommend me books
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glorytoad · 2 years ago
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spaceoperetta · 4 years ago
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44 for the unwrapped meme!!
I'll Never Fall In Love Again from the 2010 revival of Promises, Promises. (Burt Bachrach!)
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mx-ryder · 8 months ago
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Alright, alright.
For the sake some simplicity, I'll do Shit Show.
Ember - Would probably do something simple. She's not quite "This is my Halloween costume" t-shirt simple, but maybe "Red flannel and fake axe to be a lumberjack" simple.
If she was joining the Alice in Wonderland theme: She'd probably want to be the mockturtle or something.
Nathan and Sadie - It's super cliche, but Nate would be the Cheshire cat, while Sadie would be Alice.
Evi - The simplest would be for her to use some makeup and jewels to make herself very Dia de Muertos, though that could be culturally appropriative lol
For the Alice theme: Obviously the Jabberwocky
David - He'd want to do something scary, but recognizable. Ghostface, etc.
Alice theme: Mad Hatter for sure
Noah and Bri - Noah would probably put on cat ears or a funky tie and call it a day, because work. Bri would do a cat but Extra™️
Alice Theme - A card knight and Queen of hearts
Kyle and The Professor - Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
You know what, I've never done a tag game before so... why the heck not?
🌟 I call it the Halloween Costume OC Tag Game (patent pending) 🌟
My fellow writers. I would like to know about your OCs (and also post about mine cough cough) so tell me this:
🎃 What would your OCs dress as for Halloween and why?
You can include as many of your wonderful little characters as you'd like, the only rules are that you've gotta get a little bit fun and silly with it.
So here we go, the Into the Phantasm Main Four's costume choices, let's gooooo.
Sarah Taylor: Sarah is obsessed with all things magical, so she'd definitely be a witch. She'd put on a cool black/purple dress and a cheap witch hat and absolutely rock that look. She also might dress as an anime character if she found a decent enough costume.
Maya Cadigan: Before coming out as trans, she'd probably have just put on a skeleton costume or something equally concealing, but after, she'd be the most radiant goth princess imaginable.
Lillian Snow: Vampire. She likes vampires a little more than is probably healthy...
Kora: Kora would honestly just go as herself but without her hood on to hide her ears. She's already a catgirl, and since it's Halloween, the Earth people won't bat an eye. She can be lazy and get results.
Tags: @sleep-well-dearest @arimonsterwolf @kaylinalexanderbooks @dyrewrites @agirlandherquill and anyone who thinks it'd be fun :3
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machturtl · 5 years ago
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SOUP’S ON, FAM
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