#mod Gabrielle answers

[ask-tulip-town-va-ver]

Welcome To Tulip Town!

this is the VA version of @ask-tulip-town ! where the VAs will answer in character (and I'll do a little doodle to go with it!)

come ask the Residents of Tulip Town, about anything & everything!!

just keep it sfw, there are minors here. thank you!

The Residents

[no-empathy-culture-is]

hi! this isn’t a low empathy culture is ask, I’m just hoping you’d be able to help me out. I think one of my friends is low empathy, this is the first time I’m really hearing of this term but reading through your blog it does seem similar to what they experience. is there anything that you would recommend me doing/researching for learning how to be a better friend to someone with low empathy?

don’t feel pressured to answer this. ik how exhausting it can be for ppl to expect you to explain everything related to groups you’re apart of/disabilities you have but I thought this blog might be a good place to start :)

the biggest thing, off the top of my head, is that people with low/no empathy often desire to comfort their friends, but don't know how. someone with low/no empathy won't be feeling what you're feeling, so might not understand that you're angry and not sad, etc. additionally, we're not likely to approach something emotively because we're not experiencing emotion related to it. the fastest way to stop feeling bad over a situation is to remove yourself from the situation, which usually results in low/no empathy people suggesting logical ways to deal with a situation, when you 1. wanted to be comforted emotionally, 2. can't/don't want to leave the situation (for any reason) and/or 3. don't consider it a big deal, and are just complaining about something small.

ways to circumvent this are to clarify what you want, and what's comforting for you - you might want a hug, or to be reminded that it's okay to feel upset over things, or just for them to acknowledge the situation sucks. when venting or complaining, it's good to clarify if you want comfort, a solution or just to be listened to.

another thing is that low/no empathy people might put in an effort to be empathetic towards you, but not towards people they don't know/don't care about. this often isn't because they don't believe these people are deserving of empathy, but rather that performing empathy is a thing that we need to consciously think about, rather than something we do automatically.

additionally, if a low/no empathy person performs empathy towards you, this isn't them lying to or manipulating you (although you definitely don't seem to believe this, it might feel like it sometimes). imo it's honestly a compliment, that they're taking the energy and brainspace to do something that they don't normally do.

there's not much else that i can think of - followers, if you have anything to add feel free to do so!

[primulagoldworthy]

I just came across a podcast with Lucien's VA (from 12/2024) He was asked about his thoughts on Elain and Lucien and replied:

"Okay, so part of the reason why I hold back: I'm so sc- I love the fandom but I'm also so scared of them. You know what I mean?"

Yes, yes, we know what you mean, Gabriel.

He was reluctant to answer the pairing question. Can't blame the man. 🌷☀️

Also this interview was made by podcasters who lean more towards Elriel, but try to interpret the whole book as it is written:

So I felt like he was balancing in between and choosing his words wisely (especially since they mentioned that they believe Elriel is the thing before he shared his thoughts on the matter):

"I, too, agree that they will make each other better. Because I love Lucien so much. I think if he was to be romantically paired with someone, I would want it to start, start pure, to start right. [...] I think if you wanna do right by that character, I don't think a mate for him can just be another thing of circumstance. It has to be something he chooses. I think both Elain and Lucien, they need real agency. He is an emissary but his agency was all through Tamlin, and then there's always this discussions with Elain not needing more agency, but could stand to have a little bit more in comparison to Feyre. And I think a friendship where they both kind of shape each other for the better is such a more impactful ending than any romantic pairing that can happen. I want so much for Lucien in terms of his happy ending. It has to come from within, before it can come out. Cause I think he loved Jesminda, but she has almost become a tragic ideal for him. She's been immortalized in this way. And Elain, he doesn't know much about her, so she could also very well be a living ideal, but still an ideal. And I think - I see Lucien as a character who's going to, like, disappear and go off on adventures [...] I see him traveling. I want Lucien and Elain to go off and travel. They need to see, they need to, you know, especially Elain [was interrupted here, as the mods said how nice it would be if they traveled 'just as friends'].

"There were so many laughs I had to do with Lucien in the first book. I have a feeling she'd laught a lot with him. I just picture him just knocking his head back and just laughing and having a great time just traveling with, with Elain. [...]

"Elain's been just the sister who has been groomed just to, you know, be beautiful and sweet and kind, and find somebody. But she also deserves to have her rogue moment. Were she's just like, does something so completely unexpected. And I also kind of want her to go a little crazy [...]"

We're blessed to have voice actors who love their characters so much! I'll listen to their Graphic Audio version over and over again.

You can listen to the whole podcast here:

[nighting-crow]

Modded Followers (plus Crow) as Incorrect Quotes

Remiel: I told Taliesin to grab snacks for everyone. Xelzaz, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? Remiel, Taliesin, and Khash raise their hands Eris: What time is it? Auri: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out Auri: BLASTS the saxaphone Taliesin: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?! Auri: It’s 2 am Nebarra: Some people are like slinkies. Gabrielle: What? Nebarra: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Gabrielle: Gabrielle: Please don't push Remiel down the stairs. Nebarra, pushing Remiel down the stairs: Too late. Auri: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Lucien: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Auri: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Taliesin: Edible. Eris: Is there something you would like to say, Nebarra? Nebarra: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say. Gabrielle: When do you usually go to sleep? Crow: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

Inigo: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? Eris: It’s not water. Inigo: Vodka! I like your sty- Eris: It’s vinegar. Inigo: …What? Eris: It's vinegar, PUSSY. Taliesin: How high are you? Crow: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet. Gore: No, he's asking what drugs are you on. Crow: Oh, antidepressants, why? Auri: The Ocean is a soup. Xelzaz: Xelzaz: Do elaborate. Auri: What are needed for something to be a soup? Xelzaz: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Auri: Tilts head Xelzaz: The Ocean is a Soup. Auri: The Ocean is a Soup. Lucien: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth. Gore: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth. Lucifer: You have Crayons? Crow: Yes, I have— Lucifer: You're— how old are you? Crow: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS. Auri: You remind me of the ocean. Gabrielle: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Auri: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people. Inigo: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this. Gabrielle: What did you do Inigo? Inigo: a Mistake.

Gore, holding an unconscious Auri: Oh no. Please don’t be dead. Gabrielle: Nebarra told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with. Lucien, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Nebarra, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Khash, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Gabrielle, trembling: What are we playing?! Lucifer: Is stabbing someone immoral? Remiel: Not if they consent to it. Eris: Depends on who your stabbing. Xelzaz: YES??!!? Kaidan (specifically about Gabrielle escaping the Deadlands): Did you win? Or just not die? Kaidan: Either way, hooray. Gabrielle: ...Is "no" a valid answer? Kaidan: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me. Crow: Good morning! Kaidan, checking his watch: Correct. Xelzaz: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with. Nebarra, referring to himself and Auri: Even us? Xelzaz: Especially you guys. Auri: Nebarra: Auri: Petition to kick Xelzaz out so he stops insulting us. Nebarra: Seconded. Crow, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Inigo, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Khash, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Ashe, appalled: Call the exorcist.

[aziraphales-library]

Hi, never done this before so gonna keep it simple, I have been trying to find SFW crowly is the devil fics but can not find any. Would you happen to know anything?

Hey. We have a #crowley is satan tag with quite a few non-explicit fics on. There are also similar tags on AO3, where you can exclude explicit/mature ratings, which is how I found these...

The One Where Satan Panics When Asked for a Name by StarlightPhoenix (G)

“Well, it must be bad,” the angel argued, and then paused expectantly. Since before he Fell, Lucifer knew panic. He felt it when he confronted God, when he Fell, when he realized the consequences. He felt it again, in the Garden of Eden, when the angel asked for his name. Lucifer? Of course not. The angel didn’t have his sword, but he was still a Principality, still fought in the War, could still call for the other three guardians. And the angel didn’t recognize him anyway. He was a far cry from his original beauty, he knew, unrecognizable from the other demons crawling in Hell– “Crawley.”

“Why you should always silence your phone,” a memoir by Satan by RyuuSiren13 (T)

Beelzebub and Gabriel have left the airbase in order to summon Adam’s satanic father, and the angel and demon only have mere moments to explain everything to a very confused antichrist. Only, they can’t actually get any explanation done, because Crowley’s phone won’t stop ringing and the demon refuses to answer it.

Keep Yourself Alive by dubconartist (T)

'Is...Is that what the fall did to all demons?' Aziraphale had asked it more to himself than anyone else but Gabriel responded anyway, 'No…This is something else.' Crowley knew Gabriel recognized him for what he was. 'Where's the rest of you, Lucifer?' - Bro what if it turned our your crush was, like, Lucifer's estranged good side.

The Truth Unravels by Notfunctioningshipper (G)

Crowley is forced to open up about the past. He had it coming.

take a tour of Babylon by IlliterateReader (T)

It happened like this: “I quit, guys.” No, it actually happened like this: “You’ve grown too zzzoft. You have been deemed unfit.” “Wot?” Whose side are you on, Aziraphale? If a story contradicts the facts, it’s not much of a side at all. or my take on the Crowley-is-Satan AU, in which he fucks off much, much earlier

What's in a name by Primroza (T)

Before the Fall the angel was called Lucifer. Years later, after the Fall, once humans reimagine and tell his story, they will call him Satan. But in this particular moment, as he is standing on the wall above Eden, he is simply called Crawly. *** Crowley is the King of Hell. But one small problem, Aziraphale does not know that. And Crowley is sure he can never tell him the truth without the angel rejecting him. Crowley can just hide the truth. It works for about six thousand years and then Crowley's son is about to end the World.

- Mod D

[gay-destiel]

we sons of hell and heaven

rating: Teen And Up Audiences

word count: 15,101

warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

author's note: so many thank yous!!

first of all, to my brilliant amazing artist @crossroads-consoul, you've been so awesome and i love your art and alkhfdjsckf i fell in love in claims with your first piece

second, all the mods for the SSRB, you were all so great and supportive and had answers to all my questions! it must be so much work to run a bang!

third, everyone on the discord who encouraged my weird-ass messages and such. y'all are so great <3

so anyways, go forth and enjoy my story! it maybe got a bit out of hand- compared to my last SSB story which was 2.6k words- but it's worth the time!!

summary:

With a stuttering breath, Sam stumbles back. His heart leaps into his throat and the angel blade wavers in his hand. It’s… but it can’t be…

“Gabe?”

The angel’s eyes flash, and he stumbles forward,

Sam.

Jolting, Sam blinks as the word echoes through his head, but before he can say anything, Gabriel’s knees give way, and he lunges forward to catch the fragile figure. Concern rushes through him at the vulnerable expression, at the lines of fear and exhaustion etched into his face.

What happened?

OR

When Gabe escapes capture from a powerful coven of witches, his broken wings take him to Sam Winchester.

Now Sam has to deal with an injured archangel, an untrusting brother, and somehow his trauma with Lucifer.

[ask-solace]

“ psst, over here “

“ welcome, welcome. my name is Sebastian and I am not going to hurt you.. despite what you may have been told. I am your.. only friend down here as I will not hurt you. I am simply here to help you by giving you various items that could be of use to you. all I ask in return is data you find around the blacksite, I get my share and you get your own “

“ keycard is on the table next to the radio when you are ready to leave “

“ good luck out there “

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// out of character information

unless specified, every ask will be seen as Expendables

regardless of the various ask blogs already existing for Sebastian, I decided to make my own blog for him to get a crack at it. this is run by two mods and may welcome more but would prefer that we know you such as being our friend. this blog will attempt to be canon to Sebastian, not necessarily saying ghe exact lines he says unless we feel the need to do so. it will simply follow his personality and anything given on the official Urbanshade wiki of him

I am alright with sillyness and I will often answer back in sillyness if I can’t think of a proper answer

this blog will 100% include swearing, as this is not roblox and plus he would probably swear anyway if he could. also unless specified

please do not send any NSFW or Suggestive asks. anything that makes us uncomfortable will be deleted from the inbox

roleplaying is welcome whether you act as a canon character from the game [specifically whom is able to speak, but I don’t mind au / your own intereptation of characters] or an original character you created. I only ask that you don’t start up romantic / ship asks

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mod information

Mod Seb -> He/Him -> @paintedcomputer

Mod Eye -> He/It -> @starsofthestorm

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Sebastian Solace is a supporting character in Pressure who is also known as The Sabotaur, Z-13 and Handy Man. he is a character you meet around door 50 or sooner [but can’t remember for the life of me] and he sells you various items such as light sources and a medkit, he also has batteries and his own file up for sale. he’s voiced by Gianni Matragrano who also voices Gabriel from ULTRAKILL

[blood-feathers]

Hallo? Is anybody in there?

Oh, how do you work this thing.... coo...

Hrmm...

Oh, OH! I think it's working! Hallo there!

- - -

A tf2 ask/roleplay blog focused primarily on Gabriel, the medic for Team Beast.

The whole team is afflicted with a curse that turns them into half-human half-animal sorta things, werewolf style. Basically they're furries.

No questions are out of bounds, but use common sense please. Magic anons are also allowed. You're encouraged to ask as many questions as you want :)

Asks may be answered out of order, but rest assured I WILL get to them

Mod is @rookabilly

[interregional-lab-and-academy]

Greetings!

— This is the official blog of the IRPLA (Inter-Regional Pokemon Laboratory and Academy) organization. Both the organization as a whole, considering most paperworks and intervention are done here (and because it is the first laboratory officially owned by the organization) but also the more specific Kalosian branch (I ignore if our colleagues from other regions also made their own blogs for the organization? It would be interesting).

— All informations about the organization's history and actions can be found on our website, alongside the regions part of the organization.

— This blog is modded by three persons. Senior Assistant Raphaël, Senior Assistant Gabriel and Senior Assistant Louise. The three of us are Pokemon Professors working both for Professor Sycamore and the organization. We actively do researches following the objectives of the IRPLA and teaches junior assistants the base of being a professors. We, of course, aren't the only ones teaching them but we are the only one solely working at the interregional laboratory 24/7, on the opposite of our colleagues who only works part-time and spend most of their working hours at Kalos' laboratory alongside Professor Sycamore. We also actively live in the laboratory alongside the junior assistants, as we sleep in dorms.

— Never hesitate to ask us questions (as long as it stays respectful and in our center of capacity)!

— The three of us are born and raised in southern Kalos, so please forgive any possible mistakes with our Galarian.

ooc under the cut

happens in the same world as my prodigy!au ( with @hoplaventon @lilliemohn and @chef-arven ) , the three professors have already been mentioned on hop's blog.

the website only exists ic so don't hesitate to ask them questions about the organization.

the fuckers speaks french sometimes, mainly slangs so google translate won't help ya/silly

main blog is @orphees-corner but follows/likes/asks comes from @orphees-reblog-corner . mod is a minor and uses he/him.

explicit nsfw is a big no but the three muses are adults so innuendos and dirty jokes are fine.

this blog will contain: talks of past political conflict. any other triggering topics will be tagged as #cw (topic).

basic dni criteria, i will also block freely. otherwise everyone is allowed to interact!

english is not my first language and i'm still actively learning. i speak french though.

the blog's tags are:

— #prof raphaël talks ⛰️/ #prof raphaël answers ⛰️ = raphaël original posts + answering asks

— #prof gabriel talks ⚕️/ #prof gabriel answers ⚕️= gabriel original posts + answering asks

— #prof louise talks 🕯️/ #prof louise answers 🕯️= louise original posts + answering asks

— laboratory announcement = mainly indication of recent discoveries or the lab being open to the public for a day

— academy announcement = mainly meant for the junior assistants: reminders of rules, upcoming events or in rarer times, lockdown alert.

[mrghostrat]

Omg hi!!! I found your ineffable streamer au like 20 minutes ago and have been BINGING it all. I literally love it so much. And I was wondering, what do other characters do in this au? Are they also streamers? I have been obsessed with beelzebub and Gabriel recently and am still not over them.

Sorry for bothering!!

yessssss. so. i'm not sure if all of these will be mentioned in my fic, but i've planned them out just in case. this got long, so im folding it up to save the dash

quick precursor for everyone less familiar with twitch culture, a Stream Team is just as it sounds: a group of streamers on the same "team", usually for promotional purposes (your team is listed on your channel, and shows all the other channels in that team). sometimes it's just a group of friends who want to have a name and banner, sometimes they're more professionally put together, with collaborations and promotional opportunities for their members.

crowley used to be a member of The Demons, a casual stream team of chaotic, slightly toxic friends. current Demons include beelzebub, shax, and furfur (amongst others). aside from beelzebub, crowley can't stand any of them now and does his best to ignore/avoid them. he'd much rather stream independently than tie himself to a team and all its inevitable politics and drama.

a team that's more explicitly mentioned in my fic is The Dark Council, a professional-level team of variety streamers. socials are run by dagon, and fufur is ITCHING to be noticed by them.

gabriel is a bit of a work in progress for me. i think he's aziraphale and crowley's partner manager (basically twitch staff, managers are liasons between the company and the contracted streamers, who will answer questions and assist them with promotion, account issues, taxes, irl events etc).

i'm toying with the idea of his dual identities being tied to his twitch account: IRL he is Jim, a chill guy who is new to the whole world of streaming, but has years of excellent pr/marketing experience. he doesn't really know anyone yet and is still trying to prove himself as a new staff member, so he slips into a bit of a fake-it-till-you-make-it mask of confidence when he's working, speaking more brashly, typing more professionally differently in work emails, getting right to business. aziraphale likes him because he knows he's sweet enough underneath it all, while crowley calls him gabriel as a joke because his username is SupremeArchangel -- so it takes forever for anyone to click that he and aziraphale have the same manager.

ooh and they've been mentioned in other posts here and there, but to keep it all in one place: nina and anathema are crowley's mods, and i think anathema streams games and tarot readings for fun here and there. newt and maggie are aziraphale's mods-- newt yearns to be a streamer and he tries often enough, but always runs into some kind of issue where he locks himself out of his vods or his audio desyncs halfway through. i like to imagine that aziraphale has many mods like tracy as well, just a big rotation of people who pop in to help whenever they can.

[a-holy-light]

"Greetings, Sinner or whoever you may be."

This is a Gabriel (ULTRAKILL) RP blog! I resisted making this but I gave in. Please note as hot as he is, I may not catch or like all sexual references. Suggestive content (if it gets posted) is okay, NSFW is not! Please know Gabriel will welcome anyone in, but you may be sent out if you make mod too uncomfortable or anything. I will be keeping a banned list!

I am definitely going to be using my headcanons here- Gabriel is permanently chubby, as active as he is that wont change anything (might keep this, idk. Either way he may be drawn like this) ^unsure of now Gabriel is somewhere on the multi-spectrum, meaning he does like men. There will be occasional gabv1el. Gabriel is an it/he.

If you want Gabriel and V1 to interact in some way (for example, questions), the V1 used will be @a-mere-object

I encourage sending in asks and overall being a sweet person and trying to befriend Gabriel or something. I'd love to rant about my headcanons and could go on and on and on.

You can request art (high or low quality), send in suggestive (or fully sfw asks, which I prefer more sfw stuff) asks, ask mod questions (mod goes by any pronouns but preferably it/he. Mod has had extreme troubles in RP communities before, so please don't scare him out of this. If you'd like to ask questions about mod, I may be too uncomfortable due to previously stated information to post as an ask but will answer without judgement in DMs.) Another thing, as a Gabriel blog I'm okay with helping with life problems! If it does end up making me too uncomfortable, I will tell you and ask you to seek professional help.

I heavily discourage any form of hate (especially to real people), NSFW, and anything else problematic and uncomfortable. Asks that make me severely uncomfortable will be denied, as well as art that is too.

I AM IN EST. IF I RESPOND 'LATE' FOR A HOLIDAY THING, THAT'S WHY.

"If you ever need a guide, let me show you around."

[no-empathy-culture-is]

i forgot about the hate ask we have in the inbox lol

[the-worker-of-clay]

Uh Hey

I'm actually not sure why I'm here... but I am I guess? Well I should introduce myself then.

My Name's Gabriel, I'm the worker of clay and an avatar of the spiral? I think I'm an avatar though I could be wrong.

Anyways you can use really any pronouns besides for she/her to be honest.

Oh and I have pottery classes sometimes. If anyone's interested then just contact me.

Ooc// check under cut

Hello there! Mystery mod here!! You're going to have to guess who I am

Here's some rules for this blog:

-Ask and do anything besides for any NSFW mods a minor and hates this kind of stuff

-The normal DNI's for the blog

-Magic anons are allowed and you can find rules and explanation here

-Mod does ship Michael distortion and Gabriel so take that as you will

-Mod uses any pronouns

-Oh yeah since Gabriel is the worker of clay he's also made out of clay

T A G S

Ooc or Ooc post - Out of character or mod is speaking

Clay working - Gabriel is interacting with others

The clay can speak? - Gabriel posts

The story - Lore and lore related things

Pottery classes - Things about the pottery classes (answered questions, sign up and maybe even an actual pottery class)

[nighting-crow]

Modded Followers (Plus Crow and Sorayne) as Incorrect Quotes

Nebarra on his first day as a lawyer: Mothers and fuckers of the jury...

*My chemical romance stars playing* Auri: Omg you emo  Aurlyn, pointing to Lucifer: It's his playlist!  Auri, Aurlyn and Lucifer all start singing: Lucien: Hey, where you at? Lydia: My limit. I'm at my FUCKING limit.

Gore: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

Lucifer: Kaidan Brought five guys home I'm so excited! Lucifer: Clarification, five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries. Lucifer: I'm not having an orgy.

Xelzaz: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Auri: Several traffic violations. Varrick: Three counts of resisting arrest. Val: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Ashe: Also, that’s not our car.

Kaidan, glaring at Caryalind's coffin: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY. Couldn't stay alive.

Val: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Gabrielle: Fucking Gore and Lucifer were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

Ashe: Wait, is Baja Blast a real thing? I thought all of you were talking about masturbating. Khash: The way it tastes, we might as well be.

Xelzaz: What is wrong with you? Gabrielle: Loaded question. Elaborate.

Kaidan: *sees someone doing something stupid* Kaidan: What an idiot. Kaidan: *realizes it's Caryalind* Kaidan: Wait, that's MY idiot!

Gore: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Val: If I may interject... Aurlyn: Oh, awesome, Val was eavesdropping.

Inigo: Drunk driving IS cringe unless you're doing it sexually like a fetish? Remiel: W-what?! Ashe: Yeah, I'll incorporate that into my belief system.

Ashe: If we lose, you’re out of the will. Inigo: I was in the will?

Crow: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Varrick: Everything’s fine, Knight. Gabrielle: Veil, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

Val: Don't know why people think kids learning about gay relationships in school will turn them gay. I learned about World War Two, but am yet to invade Poland.

Crow: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

Gabrielle: At this point, I'm holding myself together with glitter glue.

Kaidan: It's ride and die

Gabrielle: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?

Auri: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

Lydia: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

Gabrielle: Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.

Varrick, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

Nebarra: No, they're not "symptoms of depression", they're Blue's Clues.

Sorayne: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

Varrick, sniffing: Sometimes coke is so good.

Ashe: If you step on a person's foot, they open up their mouths just like a trash can.

Eris: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

Val: I was born for politics. I have great hair. And I love lying.

Varrick: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

Gore: Mama. Just killed a man. Gore: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. Gore: MAMAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Auri: What?! Let me hide the body, where is it? Is there anyone around that can hear us? Auri: ...Are those song lyrics? Gore: Those are song lyrics.

Lucien: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.

Remiel: You look mentally ill. Gabrielle: I am. Let’s go. Sorayne, texting Taliesin: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater… Taliesin′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later. *Later* Taliesin, texting back: Fuck you.

Sorayne: Wait you have thots? Crow: God I wish

Eris:If I had to describe my life in a movie scene, It's be the part in Elf when he gets hit by the taxi and then thanks them.

Kaidan: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?! Crow: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!

Inigo: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk. Kaidan: Go the fuck to sleep Inigo.

Auri: The last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so I have to kill again. Sorry.

Gore: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip? Khash: Yea, I could drink legally! Kaidan: I could hang out with the boys! Sorayne: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.

Gore: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking. Taliesin, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

Crow: *slams books down in front of Gabrielle* Crow: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Gabrielle: You could of said literally anything else. Crow: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Gabrielle: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now. Gore, trying to be nice: Sorry I told you the fucking truth you stupid bitch.

Sorayne: honk. Caryalind: WHAT. Sorayne: HONK. Caryalind: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

Sorayne: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed. Gabrielle: But you do know better.

Val: I'm actually the smartest and most beautiful person on this damn playground so you'd better show some fucking respect before I scrape my knees and make it look like you pushed me.

Sorayne: Getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isn't a place, it's an emotion. Kaidan: 6:00 am isn't a place at all? Sorayne: That's because it's an emotion.

Eris: Lol and lmao and so on and so forth.

Remiel: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Ashe: Theft. Xelzaz: Disturbing the peace. Nebarra: Aggravated assault. Gabrielle: Arson. Auri: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Disnel: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. Khash: Uh, Varrick and Gabrielle are not getting along. Disnel: They’re not trying to kill each other. Khash: You may have a point.

Taliesin: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.

Auri: May luck (and this picture of Gore eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

Taliesin: If you don't kiss your cat on their tiny soft little fotehead then what the fuck are you even doing? Lydia: Yelling at them for trying to eat plastic.

Remiel: What goes up but never comes down? Lydia: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

Kaidan: What's the gender neutral term for eboy and egirl? Taliesin: Ebay. Auri: Ebook. Nebarra: ECOLI.

*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.* Remiel: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.* Remiel: *Finds tortilla chips.* Val, to Auri: See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, Auri.

Gabrielle: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

Kaidan: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

Taliesin: Crow, I need some advice. Crow: You need advice from ME? Taliesin: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

Kaidan: When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm an alcoholic, but when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.

Nebarra, posting on social media: I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man, have fun in there. Nebarra, the next morning: When did I post this?!

Caryalind: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something. Caryalind: I need my socks.

Varrick: *pitches an idea* Disnel, impressed: Huh, there might be something here! Gabrielle, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

*Crow drunkenly wanders around the house and Kaidan is drunkenly giggling* Varrick, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Gabrielle. Gabrielle, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*

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Hi! I think I’ve lost a fic. All I really remember is that aziraphale gets kidnapped by heaven, tortured by the sound of music for a bit before thinking he gets rescued by Crowley but it turns out he never escaped heaven and it’s all a hallucination made by heaven. It’s definitely multi-chaptered and I think it was either not rated or teen! Please help if you can and thank you for all you do!!

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Smoke and Mirrors by cyankelpie (T)

“If we want the truth from him, he needs to feel safe enough to speak truthfully,” said Gabriel. “Now, I know what you’re thinking: ‘The traitor couldn’t possibly feel safe while he’s in Heaven for interrogation!’ And you’d be right.” His grin widened. “But—this is where it gets really good—he won’t even know that’s where he is.” (Aziraphale is imprisoned in Heaven, but breaks free thanks to Crowley’s help. On Earth, Crowley wakes up from his pandemic nap to find Aziraphale missing. Meanwhile, two angels watch an imaginary life unfold, with all the time in the world to wait for the answers they need.)

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