#monty python and the holy grail quotes

[megamagica1234]

inspiration from one of the books had me run into this

*Dorothy*: Im not a witch Sawhorse: she changed me into a potato-masher Wizard: a potato masher Sawhorse: i got better

[vililae]

That one conversation with the peasants in Monty Python and The Holy Grail, but make it the early part of Kamoshida’s palace.

Bonus:

[yonderghostshistories]

Smth I did a while ago as a bit of mental health motivation (kinda)

“Don’t kill yourself, kid! You still haven’t finished watching Monty Python!!”

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Marissa: I am your queen!

Marissa: Long may I reign

George: Well I didn’t vote for you

Marissa: You don’t vote for queens

Holly: How’d you become queen then?

Marissa: Ezekiel, his head wreathed in the purest shimmering golden light, held aloft this bracelet from the bosom of the garden, signifying by divine providence that I, Marissa, was to carry Talent. That is why I am your queen

Skull: Listen, strange apparitions lying in gardens distributing bracelets is no basis for a system of government

Kipps: Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical supernatural ceremony

Marissa: Be quiet

Skull: You can’t expect to wield extreme executive power just because some ghostly tart threw jewellery at you

Marissa: Shut up

Flo: I mean, if I went round saying I was an emperor just because some apparition had lobbed a bracelet at me, they’d put me away

Marissa: Shut up! Shut up! Will you shut up

Marissa: *releases Ezekiel*

Lucy: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system

Marissa: Shut up!

Lucy: COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM

Lockwood: HELP HELP I’M BEING REPRESSED GHOST-LOCKED

Marissa: BLOODY PEASANT

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Jennifer(about her past with Agatha): She turned me into a newt! Lilia: A newt?! Jennifer:…I got better.

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

My favorite insults, for jerks on youtube no particular reason:

"May all your bacon burn." - Calcifer, Howl's Moving Castle

"You daffy English kkkkkniguts!" - French guard, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Your mother bakes mediocre pies!" Peet, The Wingfeather Saga tv show

And, of course, "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - French guard, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

(I also like to yell them at bad drivers :)

[spookystarfishzombie]

Monty Python And The Holy Grail x Stranger Things

[oldinterneticons]

[weeinterpreter]

Butler: It's just a flesh wound.

[ninetyminutes]

Michaels went to a midnight showing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail in L.A. with Rob Reiner, who'd been a writer for the Smothers Brothers. While waiting on line, they bumped into Chevy Chase, whom Reiner knew. Chase got Michaels's attention the way he often got attention, by doing an elaborate pratfall.

Michaels had admired his John Denver send-up in Lemmings. Chase had just written on a tepid Alan King special (he had a cameo as a streaker) and was living with Christopher Guest. He was on unemployment. Charmed, Michaels invited him to come by the Marmont.

When Chase dropped in, a marathon talking session swallowed the afternoon, and he became Michaels's wingman as he met with potential writers. "I knew instantly that Lorne was a funny guy," Chase said. "He wasn't an initiator of humor as much as a believer in humor."

[ap-kinda-lit]

Piccolo: 'Tis but a scratch.

Krillin: A scratch!? Your arm's been cut off!

Piccolo: I've had worse.

Krillin: You lie!

[whitelotusherald]

BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the velocity of an unladen otter?

THAT KNIGHT FROM NIMONA: What do you mean? A sea otter or a river otter?

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Fergal: ‘Tis but a scratch!

Jonathan: A scratch? Your arm's off!

Fergal: No it isn’t!

Jonathan, pointing to the arm on the ground: Well, what’s that then?

Fergal: …I’ve had worse.

[aylish91]

Wait, you're accepting stupid questions?

I have some silly questions! What... is your name? What... is your quest? What... is your favorite color? What... is the capital of Assyria? What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Hehehehehehehehehehehe:

The nights that say Ni. To get, a shrubbery.

Blue!... I mean yelLOW AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

I don't know that aaaaaAAAAAAAAAH!!!

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

ALSO (my favorite): I fart in your general direction, your father was a hamster, and your mother stinks of elderberrys!

[grouchosmustache]

my History teacher told us that probably next week we’ll start the topic of the Romans, and my mind went directly to Life of Brian, so i’m afraid i’ll be laughing internally the whole unit because i’ll just be thinking about Biggus Dickus

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Arthur: I am your king. Dragoon the Great: Well, I didn't vote for you. Arthur: You don't vote for kings. Dragoon: Well, how'd you become king, then? Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king. Dragoon: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.