#mr monk and the candidate

[kidneys-and-custard]

Trudy's last poem with Adrian and Trudy's song

[mr-stottlemonk]

no one is ever as proud of monk as stottlemeyer is. smitten, that's what he is, and it's only s01e01.

[moonlightsdream]

Monk (2002-2009) — s.1e.01 | Mr. Monk and the Candidate⠀⠀⠀

[mr-stottlemonk]

he blush

[mushroomwriter]

MONK 1x01 Mr. Monk Meets the Candidate

[mousegard]

kate stewart to the head of unit hr: "now, whenever unit is hiring new personnel we have to be especially careful to filter candidates by name. i can't tell you the number of times people with names like 'michael aster,' 'madeline monk,' 'godot d'eath,' or 'notte therani' have made it to the final interview stage before someone—usually mrs. noble—caught on. is that understood?"

head of unit hr: "crystal clear, ma'am. we'll be extra careful going through our candidate pool this time"

head of unit hr: *sends a job offer to 'harriet arbinger'*

[stottlemonk-moments]

Stottlemonk Moments: “You look good.”

Monk s01e01: "Mr Monk and the Candidate Part 1"

[stottlemorgan]

MONK (2002) ~ S1/E1 Mr. Monk and The Candidate Part 1

[tostitosaretheshit]

Monk, ‘Mr. Monk and the Candidate’, (2002)

[terriwriting]

It's time to admit that Poilievre's Conservatives are so deeply tied to foreign money and foreign-backed reactionary movements that the party is a national security risk:

In the past, Poilievre has defended his decision not to receive a national security clearance and get briefed by intelligence agencies by arguing that it would prevent him from speaking freely and criticizing the government on foreign interference issues.

Fadden said that wouldn't be the case.

"Just because you have a security clearance doesn't mean you have to become a Carthusian monk and never speak," he said. He also said that Poilievre could choose to be briefed only on issues affecting his own party if he wanted to create a buffer ensuring he could criticize the government on foreign interference. In his statement on Wednesday, Poilievre said his chief of staff has received classified briefings. "At no time has the government told me or my chief of staff of any current or former Conservative parliamentarian or candidate knowingly participating in foreign interference," he said. But Elcock said that CSIS would not brief a chief of staff on foreign interference issues pertaining to individual parliamentarians. "What could the chief of staff do with the information?" Elcock said. "Mr. Poilievre doesn't have a clearance, so the chief of staff can't tell him the information. And the chief of staff has no power to do anything about the MPs or make decisions about the MPs because he's not the leader of the party."

In other words, Poilievre is lying again to conceal the fact that he cannot get a national security clearance.

[hub2jokes]

Funny Day Joke

funny family photos - collision course - umbrella - husband quotes funny - see and say - sheep - funny feelings - funny encouragement - funny riddles - go to sleep - walmart jokes - christmas humor - third grade writing - inspirational quotes about love - cookies recipes chocolate chip - funny monsters - catholic women - what is true love - college students funny - short funny stories - dirty laundry quote - condoms funny - married life quotes - good night funny - east village - funny compliments - job humor - winter jokes - fat pig - butter bread - wisdom quotes funny - grammar humor funny - history jokes - songs - bartender funny - cant sleep - anniversary funny - getting older quotes - silly jokes - new ferrari - good night photo images - blue suit - funny good morning quotes - chocolate chip cookies - sarcastic quotes funny - fishing quotes funny - army jokes - a good man - positive morning quotes - no way out - yoga school - positive quotes for life motivation - morning jokes - janitor - two men - inspirational good morning messages - jolly phonics - sick humor - daily jokes - story - church jokes - mother teach - pizza funny - home quotes and sayings - jump quotes - very funny pictures - funny hate - funny old people - dentist jokes - nurse jokes - weekend quotes - funny picture quotes - love you funny - bear - mom humor - very funny photos - funny billboards - good morning happy - jackdaw - real funny jokes - fat cats funny - good jokes for adults - tuesday quotes good morning - taxi driver - sleep funny - wooden bowls - russian restaurant - friday night at home funny - bad temper - baseball jokes - blonde jokes - appreciate life quotes - how to wake up early - funny joke gifts - overworked quotes - humor - priest jokes - catholic men - in this moment - funny mom jokes - red riding hood story - atheist quotes - new year jokes - family jokes - envelope - jokes photos - getting older humor - monkeys funny - sake - eat together - things to wear - naked quote - show of hands - father humor - crazy jokes - i go to work - restoration - call husband - math jokes - funny city - short jokes - go shopping - monk - to reach - life quotes to live by - good doctor - anniversary quotes for husband - the trooper - you lied to me - serious quotes - funny skeleton - school jokes - prison jokes - childhood friends quotes - citizen - pray always - tattoo parlors - being there for someone quotes - animals funny cats - funny - marriage jokes - writing humor - you are the father - mother in law - funny minion quotes - love my wife quotes - inspirational poems - quick funny jokes - names - beautiful birds - love deeply - grape bunch - amazing inspirational quotes - funny work jokes - i take a nap - firefighter humor - eye black - sympathy quotes - adult dirty jokes - mr funny - funny nurse quotes - irish men - studying funny - school humor - butterfly wings - christmas poems - tarzan funny - candidate - best mom quotes - pray - funny text message jokes - the struts - patient humor - really funny joke - tax day - inspirational short stories - very funny jokes - famous art - olds - sunday prayer - lion - funny birthday jokes - very funny short jokes - friendship cards quotes - straw - two brothers - english story - mother - character quotes - old lady humor - chemistry jokes - story people - funny facts - christmas tale - vocabulary lessons - laundry quotes funny - farmer jokes - one - dna test results - old women - wolf - the third man - puppies funny - fishing jokes - art jokes - paulo coelho - cant sleep funny - passbook - grandma funny - funny animals - being a landlord - funny school jokes - lectures funny - lawyer jokes - cuckoo - happy birthday teacher - difficult relationship quotes - deer camp - inspirational christmas stories - nice poetry - funny true stories - hotel humor - comedians jokes - personal development activities - best funny images - funny love story - presidents - homemade recipes - dog jokes - conceited - sweet quotes - shadow wolf - funny drunk pictures

[mr-stottlemonk]

pls imagine monk running away from some wacko that the police are trying to catch while stottlemeyer and the rest run after them.

and all stottlemeyer can shout it is "MONK STOP TOUCHING THE POLES"

[braveryhearted]

@ Maya Amano

{He has left his mountain monk home flustered just for the holiday ;p At least he has present in hand, a stuffed rabbit that looks nothing like her's, but hey it's a gift!}

Name: Katsuya Souo

Age: 25.

Do you like to cuddle?: I don't know, I don't cuddle people... Do you?

Can we make-out?: If- If you want, I suppose I won't deny you if no one is looking...

A night in or dinner out?: Well, both can be romantic, I prefer to stay in if I can help it but I'll pay to take you somewhere nice if we need to.

Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: Strawberries, I hate brain freeze and they're good for you!

What makes you a good Valentine?: Er... i don't know. I never had a real Valentine, but I got a few chocolates back in the day, I guess. I would bring you gifts and make you chocolate or cake?

Would you cook for me?: Absolutely, no doubt about it! 🗣️

Would you let me cook for you?: No, I will cook for you! 🗣️

{ @autonomousxselves hehe}

Valentine’s day application

She had forgotten about Katsuya moving into the mountains to avoid digging himself into a bigger grave than he already was but the reporter just wanted Katsuya to come back. As she missed him. But that was a conversation for another day.

Still, she accepted the gift. It was a rabbit after all. Her favorite. And this one would probably not laugh at her like Mr. Bun Bun did. Although Maya is worried that the bunny would also leave for the mountains. Maybe she needs to do something about that and Katsuya for that matter.

As she reads the application, Maya's eyes saw that Katsuya would rather have a night in. She agreed but for another reason. "Yeah, shadows rarely show up in a house. Well, all except a TV or so I heard". Maya tries to joke but she's worried that Katsuya is a little too dense to understand it. But here's hope that he does.

"Okay, strawberries it is then". She's a little disappointed because she love loves loooooves ice cream but if it's something Katsuya doesn't prefer, she's not doing to force him to eat some. Plus, strawberries were good too. Maya loved getting chunks of them in her ice cream...and there she goes again.

In all honesty, she thinks Katsuya being himself is the reason why he makes a good valentine candidate. The baked goods was a great plus though. Maya can't deny that.

"C'mon Katsuya! Let me cook for once!". Now she's pouting as no one let her actually make a meal for anyone. True, her skills were microwave and maybe the stovetop sometimes but it's the thought that counts. "Okay but I get to use the grill in the summertime since you won't let me cook this time. Deal?". Maya wasn't going to take no for an answer on that.

@autonomousxselves :3

[touchmeimsickk]

Books I Want to Read

The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka

Metamorphoses by Ovid

Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre

The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli

Essays and Aphorisms by Arthur Schopenhauer

Lying by Sam Harris

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

Frankenstein: The 1818 Text by Mary Shelley

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

Little Women by Louisa May Alcott

Paradise Lost by John Milton

The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson

Don Quixote by Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë

The Art of Happiness by Epicurus

East of Eden by John Steinbeck

City of God by Augustine of Hippo

A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens

The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck

Dracula by Bram Stoker

The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux

Great Expectations by Charles Dickens

David Copperfield by Charles Dickens

The Three Theban Plays: Antigone, Oedipus the King, Oedipus at Colonus by Sophocles

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis Carroll

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck

The Monk by Matthew Lewis

Twelve Angry Men by Reginald Rose

Candide: Or Optimism by Francois Voltaire

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson

Meditations by Marcus Aeurelius

Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas

The Lover by Marguerite Duras

Demons by Fyodor Dostoevsky

[ranakaushal]

Special Convocation of KIIT Like KIIT, Mongolia Also Gives Importance to Women: Ambassador of Mangolia to India

The Special Convocation of KIIT Deemed to be University on 30th May 2024 was marked by inspiring speeches and recognition of the institution’s remarkable achievements. Distinguished speakers, including the Mongolian Ambassador to India, Mr. Ganbold Dambajay, lauded the university's contributions to education and women empowerment. Every year, a special Convocation is organized for the international students studying at KIIT DU.

Altogether, 665 candidates received their degrees in the ceremony. In the field of medicine, 158 students were awarded DM, MD/MS and MBBS degrees. Similarly, 94 students were awarded BDS (Dental) and 96 M.Sc. Nursing and B.Sc. in Nursing degrees. Every year, at the Special Convocation, KIIT also awards degrees to the international students studying here. Among foreign students, three were awarded Ph.D. degrees, 41 received postgraduate degrees and 273 students got undergraduate degrees.

Praising KIIT, KISS, and KIMS for their efforts in empowering women, Mr. Dambajay remarked, “The real power in any household belongs to the ladies. In my country, women play a major role in society. I am happy to note that KISS also gave opportunities to young girls towards self-empowerment. In time, they will give back significantly to society.”

He encouraged the young graduates to conquer the world with their hard work and dedication towards society.

Ambassador Mr. Dambajay highlighted the historical and spiritual connections between India and Mongolia. “Mongolian-Indian relations date back to 2000 years. Monks used to come to study at Nalanda University and at a time when there were no means of transport,” he said. He also reminisced about the spiritual bond, noting, “Monks from here collected water from the River Ganga and poured it into a lake in eastern Mongolia, which came to be known as Lake Ganga.”

KIIT Chancellor Mr. Ashok Parija celebrated the students' achievements, stating, “Our students have distinguished themselves both in academics and outside.” He credited the Founder of KIIT & KISS Dr. Achyuta Samanta’s  tireless dedication as the driving force behind KIIT’s success and urged the students to “embrace the challenge, be bold in your aspirations, and compassionate in your actions.”

KIIT Pro Chancellor Dr Subrata Kumar Acharya underscored the rapid strides the university has made, noting its position among the top 10 in the country by Times Higher Education.

Dr. CBK Mohanty, Pro Vice Chancellor of the School of Medicine, addressed the graduating students, stating, “This is the end of your educational careers, but this is the stepping stone for the future to achieve milestones. Please seek a dream for a brighter future, plan, and pursue a good life ahead.”

Vice Chancellor Prof. Saranjit Singh highlighted the university’s international collaborations, stating, “More than 20 MoUs have been signed with international universities, including a cluster of 22 US universities.” He proudly noted that KIIT’s TBI has won the Successful Incubator Award by Startup Odisha and celebrated five students who have qualified for the Paris Olympics.