#my delusions are wild

[norgeant]

Something something Lando and Logan

Lando is such a fox to me but I keep having to debate what Logan is, like obviously it's funny if he's a bald eagle bc 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸AMERICA🦅🦅🦅 and ya know he likes fishing

But... give me pigeon Logan or something, give me the lore of how rock doves were domesticated then just left or dog Logan bc he literally looks like a golden retriever. Idk I can't pick 🙏😭

Future me here: god dang pigeon logan got me in a chokehold! It was a half joke tbh but then I spent an hour and a half of my life looking for these! LOOK!

[sweasling]

do yk u have 30 minutes..????

[starcurtain]

I know everyone moved on to talking about 3.3, but mentally I'm still here...

Because like, sure, of course, yes, obviously Eurypon is talking about the Kremnoans serving Okhema in the Flame Chase Journey.

But actually? The only person Eurypon specifically talks about through his whole segment of the memory fragment is Mydei, so he might as well be saying "Since when did YOU grow so weak as to become someone else's quiet support?"

And I can't stop laughing about it because why does this feel so much like "I saw you giving that Elysian boy those gay ass emotional peptalks. Out here having a healthy and supportive relationship on main and still wanna call yourself a Kremnoan?? Are you a man or your man's man?!"

Eurypon is not woke enough for Mydei and Phainon's emotional attunement. 😂

[shellshooked]

there’s enough brainrot abt this au to write like a book series so I thought i would finally introduce it properly,, so here goes NOTHING !!

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jedi knight (botw) zelda conversating with padawan ahsoka tano strolling through the jedi temple on coruscant

there’s a firm reason the jedi council never allow commander link (botw) and general anakin skywalker on the same missions during the clone wars

general zelda and link (tp) of the rebel cell referred to as the twilight squadron debriefing their next attack towards the empire

jedi padawan link (ww) and his pirate best friend tetra have no idea what they’re about to face up against when his clone captain suddenly aims his blaster in their direction, claiming to execute the unknown directive of order 66..

[strawbkiwi]

I think there needs to be a lot more education on psychosis on Tumblr because some of you guys (especially people with blogs about pagan/wicca/witchcraft/spirituality/etc) are very clearly giving spiritual advice to people going through psychosis. I can't believe this needs to be said, but telling someone that a Norse god is communicating with them because they're hearing voices and thinking that simple coincidences in their life are all connected is actually extremely fucking dangerous.

[thyrsus]

time to lore-ify BigB's last death and make it align with his aesthetic this season or whatever.

Creakings freeze when observed. Since the snail was "looking" at him, we could imagine this connection sealing his fate— his inability to move and save himself , mirroring the creakings vulnerability to being watched.

the snail’s silent presence becomes a metaphorical observer, rendering BigB frozen in its gaze.

it definitely adds a layer of inevitability to his demise, the very theme he embraced this season being the one to foreshadow his downfall

[zdysimps]

Hear me out…

(Wild life spoilers ahead)

What if Tango is the reason Jimmy isn’t out first? He makes it his mission to take other people out of the series before him— it doesn’t matter if that makes him the villain, he’s trying to keep his rancher safe.

Sure, Mumbo’s death wasn’t even his fault, but it spurred on the idea. The idea of carnage. What do these people mean to him? What do they want out of this silly little life game? He’ll make it so the canary deaths don’t count in the way that they should. Surely, no one would bother looking into it.

In the little ways this is how he shows he still cares about his rancher, and Jimmy himself… he is none the wiser.

[sparrowchute]

Haha hey guys. Hofnarr and Gonne am I right

(I use she/her for both Hofnarr and Gonne, pls be respectful of that in reblogs/tags!!)

[voltronthelostlion]

lowkey analyzing keith kogane and bruce wayne for my social work childhood development paper

[starmocha]

HE PUT A RING ON IT 🥹 WE'RE ENGAGED 💍

[notasapleasure]

I have to picture myself like a confused salmon as we approach season 2 of andor

I've been minding my own business in my muddy pool, doing what I like, making my dolls kiss, doing fun salmon stuff with @distressednoise and coming up with like. such true and accurate interpretations of the source material.

now tony is going to put me in the salmon cannon

And it's going to be amazing, it's going to be a wild ride I can barely comprehend as it happens to me.

I will not be able to access my happy muddy pool full of happy muddy interpretations of things that canon(cannon...oops see what I did there) is not concerned with. there will be only the WHOOSH of new and overarching narrative and the, the willem defoe looking up in awe and terror fisheye lens dot jpg of it. I will not be able to play with my dolls and I will be forcibly reminded they are not my dolls and I am just here at disney's pleasure.

Eventually, when I come to terms with season 2, I will be spat out the other end of the salmon cannon into a new muddy pool, where I will gather my tattered psyche about me and go about rearranging the mud how I like it again and playing with my dolls.

[jouyato]

wow the fic i like just ended here's some art of these two being happy and spending christmas together because wow the ending was so sweet and wholesome!!!

pls read stalker au!burda (И пусть никто не уйдет обиженным) on ao3🙏🙏🙏🙏

update:

author approved delusions yippeeee u heard it here first folks no one dies 🥴🤝🥴🤝🥴

[linkedin-offficial]

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!! I EAT ROCKS

[stormblessed95]

I am very curious to know your opinion on sgmb…

It watched it the first time through and based only on the English lyrics was not about to jump to any conclusions. There wasn’t even a part of me that wondered if the song had any jikook connections or allusions.

I watched the video again with the subs on, saw the lyrics about debut and went, oh, maybe a fan song. A few seconds and a few lyrics later and now I cannot see the song in any way but to JK/about jikook. Your thoughts?

(P.S. I love your blog :3)

Okay okay, but be prepared to revisit this with me if more songs/interviews come out and prove me as delusional as I know I am 😂😂

Let's take this bit by bit... Promo photos for Muse are very matchy with a previous JK outfit (so par for the course this solo season for them!)

The ONLY bit of information we have for Smeraldo is the information released with it....

Smeraldo likens back to HYYH era where they came up with this flower for their whole storyline basically which HYYH is for the gays. Let's not even pretend it's not. Lol my answer to someone asking me "why is it gay?" Post here:

No idea why he mentioned June 12. June 13th is BTS debut date. July 9th is ARMY namesake day.... If anyone has any better ideas or I just missed something, clue me in!

The lyrics all just light hearted pure in love beautifulness? A song about feeling your feelings and letting your emotions emotion 🥺😍🥰

The lyrics just talking about loving you, getting closer to you, always wanting you.... Especially with the connection to the truth untold too? Jikook with the truth untold??!! Come on...

PLUS he filmed/recorded this song right before going on vacation with Jungkook. We know this because some of the kids in the MV with Jimin posted autographs they got from him, which he dated. 231122

And on 231123, he travels to Tokyo with Jungkook...

"you don't have to worry anymore, because we are together. Let's be more honest now" Right before they go on a trip together and then enlist together??? Alright 🥺🥰

I'm willing to jump to conclusions. I'm NOT going to encourage anyone to take this as fact (ever) or jump with me though (yet). Lol I forewarned EVERYONE at the start of this post I was letting my delusions run a bit with this one for now 😂 I'll come back and either double down or say forget this post exists after MUSE releases and if we get any more interviews over this lol

[danicasrichards]

For Belly, Conrad is the sun. And when the sun comes out, the stars disappear.

[darling-stardust]

So Darryl and Henry had to have fucked at some point ... but I have a headcanon that they didn't until after they are back home and D.A.D.D.I.E.S is just starting up. Like they almost did before the end boss fight but it took them a while.

PERSONALLY !! NOT CANONICALLY !! Here are my points for my thoughts:

Henry is too stubborn. He sees Darryl grow but he still sees him as this brute and doesn't have any real interest in him after the arguments and differing opinions. And he hasn't talked to Mercedes about boundaries. After the mummies, he is not even thinking of anyone but her romantically, if only because if he could lose her, he knows he could find something physical, but never her ever again.

Darryl is also stubborn, but in more of a repressed way. He still wants to get home to Carol with Grant and just be done with the whole thing. He's sick of Henry's condescending, holier than thou pride and can't see him past a full time annoyance, part time friend also stuck in this hellhole. Plus, he's not gay. Henry is not attractive, no way 🥵

So I think they've come close. Lingering glances or touches or a laugh or comment that feels like something more but any time the thought to expand on it brings them to a stop bc they think the other doesn't want it. It hasn't happened before and they are so close, why would it happen?