#n00dles

[ilikecheeseoncrackers-blog]

First time posting my body so it's not good >//<

[lunarlilith]

making a tiny foray in sharing pics of my body with sharing my pjs! And an ouchie :(

[cutekiittty]

[quntdoll]

i wanna drain a man’s wallet.. 🤭 iykyk

[caseymakersworld]

I need an older man that is willing to do whatever I want

I can be pretty dirty 😉

[urfavsluvt]

Kinda wanna send my n00ds to some hot women

[cutekiittty]

Write me on telegram, I'm bored

[cutekiittty]

[anogete]

I commissioned @pasta-n00dles to depict a scene from Chapter 6 of Entanglement when Bucky and Darcy share headphones and listen to a mixtape together. You can find the art inserted in the chapter itself, which went live a few minutes ago. But I felt like I needed to share it here because it is beyond perfect, and I love everything about it.

[mlm-blues]

what piercings do you have/want?

ive got just 1 piercing in each lobe at the moment but im contemplating getting a second lobe piercing. idk earrings make me very dysphoric atm so i guess i should wait to see if that passes before doing anything. wait also this morning i suddenly had the urge to get snake bites but idk anything around my mouth is sensitive. im really indecisive

[liepardprint]

oh you have an Arbok? I have one too!

[Image: a very grumpy looking Arbok]

GAAAASP!!!!!!!! ✭_✭

grumpy n00dle!!!!! X3 aaaaa kewtness overload!!!!!! XDDD

hehe i found spitalfielda az a wittle baby n00dle :3 weve been frendz evr since!!!!

[herl0yalmaid]

I th0ught I'd g0 ahead and take a little peek int0 the kitchen where they are making illicit deserts (illicit in s0me parts 0f the 0riginal Earth that is) and my L0rd there is a great mess in there. 0_0

[masoena]

This is absolutely stunning...taking notes for future canine drawing adventures of my own.

Had to google what bone needles were, thank you for teaching me something new.

Hope your remaining drawings go well.

An art piece I made for an indigenous studies class about a coyote who’s looking for his bone needle.

I have 5 more drawing to do, related to each lesson 😔

[juniperrrrrrr]

I know Tumblr hates links, but I wanted to go ahead and plug the story I've been working on for the past couple of months (Now featuring awesome cover art by @pasta-n00dles !!). Do you like polyamory? Do you like messy romance between women who want to kill each other? Fairies? Knights? A wonky magic system? Pact Keeper might be worth a read! Check it out:

[spnproshipbang]

SPN Pro-Ship Bang 2023 Masterlist

It's been a wild few months—thanks to all our contributors, and even more to all our readers! If you missed any, here's the masterlist for this year's submissions.

1. Jump then fall (you all over me)

Author: @restingdeanface Artist: @ncdover1285

Read on Ao3

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2. Searching for the Hand That I Can Hold

Author: @eninkahootz Artist: @midnightsilver

While Dean is trapped in Purgatory, Sam searches for him so intently that he hardly sleeps. When he does sleep, Lucifer haunts his dreams. Thanks to a witch named Rowena and a rogue reaper named Ajay, Sam is reunited with Dean in Purgatory but ends up with no way to get them home. He learns that Dean, Cas, and a vampire named Benny have a plan to get out via a distant portal. As the four of them journey through the woods to get to the portal, Sam hides the fact that he never stopped having psychic powers. Although they must regularly battle monsters and sustain injuries, the group enjoys the simple pleasures of living amidst nature. Sam and Dean grow closer as the months pass. Cas and Benny show signs of mutual attraction, and Sam wishes Dean would open up to the possibility of their relationship becoming romantic as well. Will Sam and Dean ever become a couple? Will Sam ever come to terms with his psychic powers? Will the four of them ever make it home?

Read on Ao3

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3. i'm so sorry (that you have to have a body)

Author: @archangelsammy Artist: @brothersinablackcar

Lucifer is still in Sam's head. Sam would say something about that, except he kind of likes being possessed.

Read on Ao3

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4. Diplomatic Measures

Author: @ladylilithprime Artist: @hawkland

Sam Winchester was taking a Saturday breather to read just for the enjoyment of it when a pair of no longer dead Angels come calling with an offer he absolutely could refuse but doesn't want to.

Read on Ao3

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5. Pen Pals

Author: @zrterria Artist: @oopsimfade

Gabriel was just doing his job punishing the wicked when he found a letter from a sad child. Thinking on it, he decided to write back. Things change when there is a kind ear to listen and an archangel willing to step in at a moments notice.

Read on Ao3

6. Wherever I Am...There You Are

Author: @ncdover1285 Artist: @alexiescherryslurpy

Dean uses a spell to travel to the past, and the future, and back. It gets a little confusing, but whenever he lands, Crowley is there to help him anyway he can… until he isn't.

Read on Ao3

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7. A Tale of Two Brothers

Author: @sam-and-dean-codependency Artist: amberdreams

On November 2nd, 1983, the Winchester home was enveloped in flame, and parents John and Mary were found dead in the morning. Their sons, Sam and Dean, were nowhere to be found. While the town of Lawrence, Kansas, eventually forgot about the family, Sam and Dean were being held by Heaven and Hell to fulfill their great destinies in God's Plan. Dean held by Heaven with Castiel as his trainer and Sam held by Hell with Crowley as his caregiver. When the two brothers meet ahead of schedule, no one could've predicted what happened next.

Read on Ao3

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8. Found a Place in Independence

Author: @sweet-sammy-kisses Artist: @pasta-n00dles

Independence is a place where the outcasts can come and find a place where they belong. No questions asked, if you had no place to belong well then Independence was the place for you.

The Winchester’s had searched for a place like that where they could be happy and let the ghosts of their past be just that in the past.

Read on Ao3

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9. Always The Wolf You Know

Author: @babyboykingsammy Artist: @blindswandive

The Winchester Boys have never had any easy life, their upbringing being supervised by a man hell-bent on vengeance for his murdered wife, and have largely been left to their own devices. If Dean's behavior, as the only Alpha his Omega brother, Sam, has had to turn to for love and affection, has become something with sharp teeth and long claws, well... It mattered not to him. Sam had always been his to love, cherish, and protect, and Dean would do anything within his power to ensure that he was the only one that Sam looked at as if he hung the moon.

There was no other bonds, familial or otherwise, that mattered as much to the two young Winchester boys as the relationships they had with each other.

If Dean had to fight to keep all of Sam's affection to himself he would do it. Even if it meant going after the one Alpha that they should have looked up to, their father, John Winchester.

There would never be a price Dean would not be willing to pay to keep his darling Sammy forever by his side.

Never.

Read on Ao3

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10. Beauty and the Beast of Below

Author: @ladyknightskye Artist: @spn-fanfic-reblog-writes

Fending off an unwanted advance leaves Dean Winchester in a bind - literally. He wakes up about to be auctioned off in one of the slave markets of the Below, the seedy underbelly of the City of Enoch. However, all of this is further complicated by the fact that Dean is the Michael Sword - the only person in the entire city whose internal hardware is immune to being hijacked.

Or so he thought. Enter Lucifer - the first Michael Sword. Lucifer buys Dean under the pretense of using him as a sex slave. In reality, Lucifer knows how dangerous Dean can be, and wants to use him to help take over the Below.

As Dean and Lucifer get closer, they begin to realize that Dean’s abduction was not an accident at all.

Read on Ao3

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11. Living His Grey Flannel Life

Author: @samanddean76 Artist: @girlsvmonsters

Jimmy Novak is a 21-year-old twink working his corner in Papillion when he is attacked by a long-term client. As he struggles to escape, he is rescued by a big, strong, and mysterious stranger named Sam Winchester. When Jimmy wakes the next morning, he flees the safety of the strange motel room as his life has taught him that he can never expect good things to come his way. And he can’t help but to be suspicious when a few days later, Sam pulls up to Jimmy’s corner and buys some of his time. But as Sam keeps coming back, night after night, Jimmy wants to simply surrender to the irresistible pull he feels towards his savior. The problem with that scenario? Jimmy is losing chunks of time, waking up in strange clothes, remembering chilling images as he apparently helped Sam bring justice to those who had viciously hurt him in the past. Jimmy is beginning to do things that he had never done before. And then Jimmy comes back to himself and finds that Sam has been badly injured. Will the arrival of Bobby and Rufus save the day or only deepen his confusion? And when will the little voice in the back of his head ever stop trying to convince him to just put all of his faith into Sam?

Read on Ao3

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12. on a stormy sea of moving emotion

Author: @izzyaro Artist: @alexiescherryslurpy

Dean is sick of angels. From orchestrating the Apocalypse to shattering Sam’s Wall, all they’ve done is cause trouble.

Balthazar is no exception to that rule, but there might just be more to him than that.

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13. A Stairway to Heaven

Author: @atwojay Artist: @hawklander

Dean never understood why his best friend (and crush) just up and left after graduation, and he'd probably ask him what the hell all that was about now that he sees him again after ten years of no contact... if Dean wasn't too busy being shot and bleeding out on the floor of the Crashdown Cafe. Good thing Cas has some kinda superpowers, or this reunion might have ended before it even got started.

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14. What Happens In Vegas

Authors: @lord-angelfish, @callalilycas Artist: smallscalemajestic

wherein the boys first go on a hunt, dean wants to go to vegas, and they proceed to get absolutely wasted (ft. sam's admittedly very clever spellwork getting cas drunk). oh, and they get married. but not legally.

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15. Put My Feet on the Ground

Author: @hello-starling Artist: @thegoodthebadandtheart

In the wake of the defeat of Chuck, Sam takes a chance with Dean that puts them both on a different path. While navigating a sexual relationship after years of trauma, they build a new life together.

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16. It's Rest I Want

Author: @klove0511 Artist: @imnot-evenhere

After John's betrayal results in Sam's death, Dean follows in the Winchester family tradition and swears vengeance on his father. The question is: is Sam really gone?

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17. The Devil's Triangle

Author: @quicksilver-castiel Artist: @keziahrainalso

After everything, when all is said and done, God beaten and all that good stuff, Dean figured that life would go on as he knew it, just with a few fewer ends of the world.

As it turns out, he instead gets a bunch of changes, including Sam moving out of and Lucifer and Nick moving into the bunker. That last one is temporary, of course, lasting only until they can trust that the archangel and her vessel aren't going to cause one of the aforementioned ends of the world again.

At least Dean hopes that it's temporary - that is, until he doesn't anymore.

Read on Ao3

18. Until the End of it All

Author: TheLemonrevenge Artist: Outofnowhere82

Season 3 canon divergence. Dean does not go to Hell thanks to something Sam has done. Of course nothing is free and the costs change them both.

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19. heaven, hell, and the human heart

Author: @saltbind Artist: @pentacentric

Sam isn’t about to let Dean suffer for his sake. It’s not like there isn’t historical precedent for travelling through Hell as a human - if he even still counts as that. With Ruby as a seemingly reluctant ally, and a cadre of rogue angels watching him carefully, he’s going to take a leaf out of Dante’s book. And possibly upend Hell’s carefully wrought hierarchy in the process.

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20. A Study in Winchester Transgenderism

Author: @boywifesammy Artist: @outofnowhere82

Dean shows up at Sam's Stanford apartment expecting to find his little sister, and instead finds a 6'4 dude with his sister's face and a voice an octave too deep. It takes a while for Dean to wrap his head around Sam being trans. It takes him even longer to understand why he struggles to look his little brother in the eye, and why he can't stop staring at his bare chest.

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21. In True Love's Shadow

Author: @avalonsilver Artist: @oopsimfade

A Fantasy Royalty! AU weaving through Adam Milligan’s family history on his Mother's side. From his great grandparents accepting the Archangel Michael's help down to Adam's mother working at the palace, catching King John Winchester's eye and then Adam's life as a prince — involving him being at odds with his eldest half-brother Dean and falling in love with someone unexpected. Adam is the youngest Prince of the most powerful kingdom in all the realms, Exalos. The Mainland continent of Wislira depends on Exalos's strength through the certainty of male heirs. Prince Adam is the illegitimate third son of King John. Adam's maternal grandfather, Noah Milligan, is wildly famous on Exalos. Many would be just fine with his grandson becoming King. At twenty, Prince Adam is faced with being the next King of Exalos. Although he may die before he is ever crowned King. The Archangel Michael is at the center of a secret that leaves Adam facing Death's door. Adam needs to make a life-changing decision.

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22. Naamah's Secret

Author: @samisadeangirl Artist: @ladylilithprime

Prince Samuel de la Courcel, middle child of the king and queen of Terre d'Ange, goes to the Court of Night-Blooming Flowers to pay for the services of one of their adepts, Dean Champbelle nó Eglantine, after hearing him sing and spends a steamy night together; however, Sam neglects to tell Dean that they’re half-brothers--that the king had had an illicit affair with Dean’s mother before marrying the queen—because he’d become enamored with Dean's beauty and music. As the two continue their passionate relationship and fall in love, how long can Sam keep their familial connection a secret from Dean before the truth comes out, leaving him to determine how to atone for his deception?

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23. The Immortal Game

Author: @missroserose Artist: @ncdover1285

September, 2005. Jessica Moore is focused on acing her final year at Stanford, passing her medical school entrance exams, and figuring out her boyfriend Sam—all of which leaves very little time for sorting through her strained family relationships, or wondering about her missing cousin, or remembering the charming green-eyed drifter she slept with some months back. But when she gets a strange call from her best friend Brady, kidnapped by a cult while home for the summer, she and Sam set out to find him—and along the way, she discovers her part in a sprawling chess match that not only involves Sam’s family secrets, but her own as well.

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24. (Not) Wanted: Alpha for Heats

Author: @outofnowhere82 Artist: @blindswandive

Sam has been suffering his heat for over a week. He needs an alpha but isn't interested in using a stranger for his heats any longer. Dean makes him an offer.

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[sleepwalkingbean]

Censored

He took away her voice

From before I met my ex-girlfriend to when I started dating my ex-girlfriend to breaking up with my ex-girlfriend to getting back together with my ex-girlfriend to breaking up with my ex-girlfriend

every thought

every feeling

every moment, documented like library archives

and he took it all away?

I am twelve living in the United Arab Emirates in Sharjah. It is the summer before grade 8 and my family is in the process of preparing our move to Canada. While gripping with the deep reality of having to leave behind my cat (who would run away a year later before he could come live with us like my parents had promised) and my father (who would never join us in Canada), I fell in love with my first Minecraft Youtubers

Thinknoodles and Graser10

I had found them first through Think's Poptropica walkthroughs back when I was 10. Then came the Minecraft hide-and-seek videos, then the single-player let's plays, then...

The Cube

My brain grew increasingly curious, increasingly obsessive. I had just entered the fandom space, exploring the internet deeper, deeper, deeper...

Twitter

What a space, what a place 2013 was; completely, utterly misbehaved. Would I make an account? How else was I meant to form parasocial relationships with internet personalities? I wouldn't have to post anything...

I could,

but I wouldn't have to... no profile picture, it wouldn't matter, right?

no one could know

okay, 3 a.m. under the covers, iPad is playing a Minecraft Hunger Games let's play, ramen n00dles piping hot on the table next to 12-year-old me, under the covers (just in case the cameras were watching)

date of birth? must be 13 or older?

pssshHHHHHH

EASY

12/02/1996; my date of birth according to anything I've ever lied about my age for

Rookie, classless, naive, foolish.

I live several lives through that account, linking it to a completely totally untraceable untrackable off-grid separate Gmail account and taking several hiatuses due to severe paranoia that someone would find it (all of which I heavily documented in said account)

And years, a whole decade later, I find myself going back and reminiscing...

First mentions to internet friends I would meet years later

Tweeting at creators numerous times trying to catch their attention

...their responses the few times I got them

The fanfiction I wrote

I even found myself updating my past self, or any of my mutuals if they happened to stumble upon it

December 3, 2024, 10:30 P.M.

Following my birthday I slide down the waterfall of nostalgia and scroll through all the oldies, reminiscing on my years;

Snapchat, Instagram, Tumblr, Wattpad, Google drive, Google docs, twitt-

X

I decide as a freshly ripened 23-year-old lady I must be mature and distinguished enough to be allowed on the godforsaken site at my very grown and smart and intelligent age? After having been asked to pick out a chastity cage for a submissive slightly older man? Surely eel*n wouldn't shove his foot all the way up his ass until it finds its way up the other end? Surely he wouldn't... I don't know, say, fuck himself up the ass with both his fists right in front of me?

Rookie, classless, naive, foolish.

Your account has been locked

my account has been... what?

Your account has been locked, send us your fucking passport picture 3 other forms of photo ID, your social insurance number and a juicy filthy photo of your giant honking horse cock or your account will be deleted in 2 weeks

I'm sorry...

HUH?!?

You will not silence me, you will not silence HER.

A single tear falls from my left eye while steam fumes out through my ear. The realization that I have lost all record of my teenage angst settles in, clouded by anger and the need to fix the situation.

I am a fraud, caught.

I bend over and receive several lashes to my delicate shins, he laughs and watches. Grimes is playing in the background. My limbs are shackled, my neck held firm by the contraption suddenly surrounding my head, and before I can hear the blade of the guillotine slice clean the body of my corpse from its brain,

Your account has been deleted

And so now, 2 weeks later, and one Horcrux has been destroyed, my soul aching as its sister crumbles to withered soot.

I will heal from this

and he will pay...