#needless to say im destroye

[ochablooms]

don't cry

[your-ne1ghbor]

Now...we can't have a anniversary if we don't have funny shenanigans going on (Featuring the Evil Royal Couple)

(Technically part 1 ig lol I did the asks first :3)

(How Agatha and Magnus met basically in a nutshell)

You thought Magnus pulled Agatha? Nah, Agatha pulled him 👹

Them Before the Incident is pretty much:

"Do you want to get into some Tomfoolery together?" as they look at each other like:

And then they got into Tomfoolery:

(ignore mag's color pallet i was messing around)

And Ofc, I cannot forget their fear of stars-

(DW Asha will get her own post lol)

Btw it does not matter if your star wont hurt a fly. Their extreme paranoia says: Star = destroyer of Worlds = will eliminate kingdom, must stop it (or panik before)

They have came a long way from...well whatever the fuck I was doing back in the begining where I was just sharing ideas and brainstorming early on-

(Their reaction to that script I never finished storyboarding)

Also I kid you not, draft (or the Magnifico you have seen from my older posts which aren't that cannon anymore possibly) MAGNUS IS LIKE A FUCKING TERRORIST-

Meanwhile, Magnus now is just: "And all I hear are screams......."

Needless to say, Terrorist Magnus would find it a massive skill issue As Magnus now would toss him off a cliff-

What is also pretty funny for comparison is that draft Magnus was pretty similar to WoaS Magnifico as Draft WoaS Magnifico was pretty close to Magnus now. How is that even possible? I will never know-

Now for Agatha, I can pretty much say not much has changed, other than depth to the character, and putting more thought into how I want to present her. However I'd say draft Agatha's design was horse crap. Its so bad like what the hell is this outfit? OUTRAGEOUS

That's why her redesign is better. She is a slaying queen ✨(in both ways of the term)

However I MIGHT have to update her outfit since I her to be able to access her potions more easily instead of it being on a belt, so Im deciding between a cape that holds her potions or another part of her dress that stores them. Im not doing it now, since I still like the outfit and I like drawing her in it, but I might have to for functionality lol.

As Magnus design...look I'm not sure how I want to design it, other than it being very similar to this concept art:

(which funny enough is my fav outfit of him lol)

Anyways uhhh yeah-

Well then lets drop some random facts about them with no context whatsoever:

Magnus still has self taught himself Magic.

Agatha has self taught herself Alchemy (which is just...imagine evil scientist in the basement conducting devilish experiments lmao).

Magnus is fairly good with swords, but excells with spears (since his staff somewhat opperates like one I'd imagine).

Agatha was a great Archer (empathize on was.)

There are reasons for why Magnus/Agatha are assigned to these weapons, since it ties into their character.

Magnus/Agatha are secret nerds.../hj

Mention History/Herbology to them, they will yap to you for hours.

Okayyyyy time to move onto the next post B)

And now take some silly angst/i think there was always something wrong with them/short king reveal

.........my shayla.....

...there is something wrong with them I tell you what-

(concept)

omg height reveal (im between 5'11 and 6'0 ft as Agatha is Basically close to Cannon Mag's height lol)

Okay I'mma go to sleep its 12:20 am bru but I'll be back 😈

OLD STAR BOY PIC WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE....but it matches my mood rn sigh

[okihedda]

this is just for me but i wanted to consider how the nine sols cast would be like in a fighting game because ive had the idea in my neuron chamber for a while now and need to put it into words so yea

first of all i think the cast would work best in a 2D anime fighter because:

-it fits the art style

-most have some unique abilities or fighting styles. for example yi’s qi blade and talismans and ji’s black holes

-multiple characters float or fly which you usually dont see in games like street fighter (ignore dhalsim he doesnt count for his one). the mechanic is way more common in anime fighters where characters usually have double jumps and an air dash (literally yi)

-i want it to be because i said so

-also the character designs fit way more in an anime fighter in my opinion

with that out of the way i have some ideas for the casts character archetypes and movesets so um strap in or something

Ji: ji is the one ive been thinking the most about (go figure) so i'm starting with them. i imagine him playing like a zoner/setplay character because of his daggers and the whole thing about changing attacks by parrying the spinny orbs. they should have a teleport and the ability to fly while throwing projectiles to embody the theme of calculating the enemy's every move and avoiding them. because of this he should obviously have a small health bar to compensate for the mobility and good keepaway tools. im thinking they can throw daggers at multiple angles with differing properties. maybe by pressing different buttons the daggers can come from the ground, rebound if they miss the opponent or let ji teleport the them and do an attack like they do in their boss fight. he could also have access to a stance that let them choose different attacks. maybe by inputting a move they get a choice between 3 options. for example:

-one could be his dagger state where they float into the air and start throwing out dagger like crazy. he could get to choose different directions for the daggers as he inputs the move to mix the opponent up by forcing them to block projectiles from all different angles

-one could be his black hole. maybe they place it at a spot which vacuums the enemy. either it drags them to the center instantly and gives ji an opportunity to mix them up or it drags them in for a while and lets ji throw daggers to apply pressure

-the pulsating gadget thingy that makes large red waves could be a destroyable interactable that launches waves that force the opponent to block or try to disarm it before they get cornered. since it's deployed and stays on the battlefield i think it wouldn't disappear if ji gets hit, so he could use it as a tool to get in on the opponent

-one could be the daggers which i imagine just buffs their damage or increases the amount that ji can have on screen at a time additionally they could start to apply guard crush

-the one where he throws a little container with health or azure sand might work as an item both players can pick up. either they restore health or meter depending on if it's green or blue

their normals would probably either be stubby or slow considering his only melee weapon is his big mace thing. maybe they have one or two good normals for zoning. for defence i think ji should have a parry because in my mind that just seems perfect for a diviner to have. predicting the opponent's every actions and when they finally land a hit on him, surprise !! ji vanishes and counters with an attack of their own. i had this idea for a parry where instead of just using the move and counterattacking if you get hit during it, you would first input the move which puts you in a state where you then input a prediction of what move the opponent will do and if you're correct, ji dodges the move and lets you punish it similar to anji's spin in guilty gear strive.

needless to say i would absolutely play this character i want it to be real i want it to be real i wa-

Goumang: another character i thought could be very unique and cool in a fighting game. to me it's obvious she would be a puppet character since she doesn't fight by herself (like she's a farmer give her a break) and instead fights with her jiangshi soldiers (who are named Shinue and Shiqui i just learned). she would be able to fly of course and claw at the opponent with good mobility and aerial buttons.

all her special moves would control shinue and shiqui and let them do their attacks in tandem. maybe their attacks would be bound to two buttons each. shinue could get the lighter kick and punch buttons while shiqui gets the buttons for heavier attacks so they could be inputted separately and lock the opponent down. this would probably be bound to a meter that goumang could recharge by ringing her bell. doing this would be unsafe and thus only really an option after getting a hard knockdown or when you're fullscreen from your opponent. it would be funny if she had a super where she gave her jiangshi soldiers bowls of rice to power them up and stop their meter (idk what to call it. the servant gauge or something maybe?) from depleting. i also imagine her having a command grab super where she grabs an airborne opponent, digs her claws into them and throws them to her soldiers to get beat up.

i'm pretty sure this would be oppressive as peck (get it?.. like heck but peck.. because she's a bird..) so in return for this incredible offense, she probably would lack any strong defensive options like an invincible reversal, but maybe her servants could rush to her aid whenever she is blocking or something. she would probably be quite bad on her own when her servants are knocked out which is pretty fitting since, again, she's not really a fighter

Shennong: i thought it would be funny if shennong was a fighter because we've obviously never seen him fight. (he did defend the apemen of peach blossom village that one time so clearly he can hold his own to a degree). he strikes me as a brawler type character who wants to get up close to his opponent and beat the snot out of them, but doesn't have good mobility or range. maybe he has a special move where he consumes a random poison that grants him buffs to different stats. who knows, perhaps eating a plantago frog increases your speed and jump height or maybe a dragon's whip hightens damage for a duration of time. it could work similarily to jamie's drink in street fighter 6 where the buff stays for the whole match and he slowly ramps up in power until he's an unstoppable beast. there could be a chance of eating a rare poison like the golden yinglong egg that give his attacks super armor or just buff all his stats at once.

it would also be funny if, whenever shennong is fighting, shuanshuan is following him around to cheer him on. i can imagine one of his victory animations is him acting bashful while shuanshuan is shouting compliments, being all impressed and whatnot.

anyway that was my fighting game hyperfixationfueled rant now go drink water and pet a dog, doesnt matter if its yours or not

[aita-blorbos]

aita for savin my girlfriend

not really sure why im askin this, and basically this whole thing is a steamin pile of bollocks. me (144m) and my girlfriend (about 164f) moved into this new town about a year ago, on account of her bein sickly from being attacked and stuff. we did the things necessary to get her better, at least physically. shes always been a bit off her rocker, but shes my girlfriend and obviously that doesnt matter to me. matter of fact its pretty sexy. anyway thats not the point. the point is that this new town is nice and all, theres loads of um the local food supply just out there for the taking, but theres also this one extremely annoyin chick (about 17f but i dont keep track of that shite) whos almost killed us a lot of times. weve survived obviously, but needless to say were both a bit less than pleased with her. this girls boyfriend (about 271m, also he used to be all buddy-buddy with me and my girl before he got good and all that) went a bit wonky recently and has started murderin people the girl loves. now ordinarily id be all for that because i hate this girl, but hes got this idea that he wants to not just kill the girl, but destroy the entire universe. he teamed up with my girlfriend (and yeah im jealous i can admit that like a man) to do it and although i wasnt all that keen on the idea i said nothin (also i was marginally incapacitated at the time and couldnt really stop them).

now, i rather prefer bein alive, or unalive, or what have you. this world is a nice little place in between all the terribleness, you know? so in the end when he was about to do the plan thingy and bring the destroyer of the world, i had to team up with the girl and her sodding friends to stop him. anyway a whole lot of things happened and i ended up knockin my girlfriend unconscious and carryin her out so she couldnt help the guy end the world. then he got stabbed by his girlfriend i guess she killed him or whatever. point is. the world didnt end and me and my girl were together again. except she was so pissed off at me for saving her bloody life that shes gone off and left me. im thinkin about goin back to that town again and gettin revenge on the 17yo girl for causin my breakup, or maybe hangin out with the girls mother. i never really had much of a family, you know. and she (the girls mother) seems all right. not that it matters and of course i dont bloody care. anyway aita for literally stoppin this guy from destroyin my girl (and also i guess the rest of the world which is far less important in my view)

[mimiri22-6]

Ok, I didn't do one of these for the last ep, but I should have so now I'm doing this episode because, YES!

Webby in her Webby destroyer gear, off to a nice start

PENNY!! BIG EXCITEMENT!

Ah so she's making a ship to go back to the moon...aw. Penny don't leave 🥺

Loving that caterpillar fact, very morbid

Oh no, Glomgold.

Oh geeze, it's all gone to his head. I'm not shocked, just disappointed.

I do not like Glomgold.

Oh, that's a disaster waiting to happen

Thanks, Dewey, for the confirmation

Also not surprised by Dewey's thing, but not disappointed. That's peak pettyness

In case anyone was wondering, the intro still bops. No one will tell me different.

O.O DELLA CALLED PENNY, HONEY! MY DELLNUMBRA HEART! AH!

Aw, poor Launchpad

Aw no, she's constantly on guard. Like waiting for the other shoe to drop 🥺...

'Small Della'

GIBBOUS AND ZENITH! THE BEST MOONLANDERS! (I feel so bad, I had to look up Zenith's name☹️)

And I am loving how they are stuck in 90's asthetic because of Della's stories

THEY GOT SNAP BRACELETS AND A DOG! IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!

No, Gibbous, Glomgold doesn't deserve you. You could have such a better employer

Oof, even the moonlanders are alienating Penumbra...

HOW DARE GLOM THROW OWLSON UNDER THE BUS LIKE THAT! HE DIDN'T DESERVE HER EITHER!

Her helmet is her safety blanket

Ooh, bad timing on the fly's part

Oh geeze Launchpad is so crushed 🥺

A BIRD!? TF?

No, Launchpad, Dewey is 11. Do not have the kids drive!

NO WAIT STAY IN THE CAR!

(I'm making this too long by pausing every 5 seconds aren't I)

LAUNCHPAD, NO!

YES, YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST KEPT DRIVING THE LIMO!

Penny, no. Now I'm just tired...

Yes, thank you Gibbous, you called the safety inspector, good

Ooh, human statue! Those people are amazing

Ooh, human statue got yeeted...

... he's probably fine...

Hehehe, penny arcade 😊

Ooh, Launchpad's back!

...smart move Launchpad, I would've backed away too

...mood.

Ok, first I was confused by Penny's confusion, but then I realized what she was confused about. Needless to say, I laughed an abnormal amount. This is the most this topic is going to be brought up and, Penny, we're confused too

... she's upset about home...

Oh my god, Launchpad. I love you, you deserve the world.

She can't protect her people and is having an identity crisis.

The Eyes! You can't say no to those Eyes!

*gasp!* Parallels!!!

(also I just realized, when was the last time we saw Beakley??)

HAMBURGER; AN AMERICAN AND GERMAN DELIGHT!!

Wait, what has Penumbra been eating if-aaand she hasn't eaten anything since she got here...that...that's not healthy, honey, please take care of yourself more after this...

Yes! She likes ice cream!

Oh no, she's going to go haywire if she gets a brain free-there it is....

Thank you, safety inspector, finally someone with a brain...

I love how Launchpad just fukin Froze

Ah betrayal is a strong feeling.

Ah great, the kids are on a death trap

😑ooooff course it's a canon to destroy the manor. I don't know what I was expecting.

She came, she did her job, and she left. I respect that.

'Tinny Dellas' Penny, I love you. (Also doesn't Storkules do the same thing, but with Don?)

Gibbous, no. You don't have to if you don't want to.

Oh no, Soft Look! Penny gave Launchpad a Soft Look and it was nice! My dellnumbra and launchwing(I forget if that's their actual name, I'll edit it later then(DRAKEPAD, THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!)) heart: OH NO THEIR CUTE!!!

Oh, I love Gibbous, he just wants to have and help other moonlanders have earth fun

Same, Launchpad, same. (Once again, Soft Look! Oh no! It's adorable!)

Oh. Gymnastics Stronk...girls hot...stronk girls hot...

Ah, her voice, she's so happy and she's found herself and loves what's happening right now!

Dewey is great this episode

Gibbous is too sweet

Who Could stay mad at Gibbous?! He's to nice!

Shy Launchpad is a cute Launchpad

*visible shock and amazement* Penny confirm gay!? Gay penny rights!? *With tears in my eyes* Yes!

AND, see how Launchpad respectfully said, 'oh ok' and dropped his crush

And just like Launchpad, I dropped that ship like a sack of potatoes. My dellnumbra and launchwing heart: oh thank Frank...

AND so a great friendship is born! Two dumb jocks with hearts of gold

*gasp!* Jenkins is to be Dewey's rival...what a twist!

Della gets very worried about her kids, take notes Della haters, she's new (also when Della starts stroking Dewey's hair? *Chef's kiss with tears in my eyes because damn if I don't want that level of casual love in my life*(I might be just a little touch starved))

'which is probably never, so-' TRU

I'm already loving this friendship of strong loving dumbos. I love them platonically.

AND PENNY HAS HER HELMET OFF! SHE'S NO LONGER CONSTANTLY ON GUARD! SHE FEELS SAFE WITH HER NEW FAMILY AND MAN THIS FAMILY JUST KEEPS GETTING BIGGER AND MORE COMPLICATED I LOVE IT!

Just casually carries her future GF and son...not hot buch energy at all...

I FORGOT TO MENTION!!! THE MUSIC!! WHEN SHE'S BEING HOT ON THE WHEEL! AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS IT SOUNDS A LITTLE LIKE THE MOON THEME WHICH HAS BEEN ASTABLISHED AS DELLA'S THEME?!

You can see Lunarus' ship in the last shot of the moon and I don't like that feeling of foreboding, DuckTales Team!

[prof-byona]

Hey! I love your blog! What are your favourite and least favourite songs on each album?

I assume you mean Lemon Demon albums here.

Clown Circus- Fav: Hazel’s Modus Operandi, just cause Hazel is like a secondary nickname I used to use onlineLeast fav: eh, I cant even bring myself to listen to most of this album, but one day I will.. then I will have a least fav

LFTHCS- Fav: Mold en Mono right now, used to be Confused Destroyer of PlanetsLeast Fav: again, I don’t really have enough opinions on LFTHCS to have a least fav

HTTJ- Fav: Between You And MeLeast Fav: now that I think about it, HTTJ is a solid album of consistent quality… I need to do more research. For now, Sick Puppy for needless cat abuse

Damn Skippy- Fav: NEW WAY OUT!!!! New Way Out. Now we’re talking!Least Fav: oh boy, another tough one.. probably Kitten is Angry or When Robots Attack but they’re still alright songs

Dinosaurchestra- Fav: This Hyper World, helped me through some tough timesLeast Fav: there are a few I don't care much for. Stuck I guess right now

View-Monster- Fav: The Machine, this song is so beautiful I want to cry... but this album has so many songs that really speak to me Least Fav: shit this album is good.. im gonna say either TMISAG or Knife Fight, not cause I dont like Knife Fight but because it breaks the mood to me

IABC- Fav: YOU KNOW THIS ONE. YOU KNOW IT,! Aurora Borealis saved my life. Also my fav LD song AND currently my fav song of all timeLeast Fav: Cryptosanta, its a good song but somehow too gross for me and the melody doesnt do much for me either

Nature Tapes- Fav: this week its been Really Cool Wig but uhhhh I love all of them equally except for...Least Fav: Two Trucks. Listen I know it is the one everyone knows but My Trains does everything Two Trucks does but better

Spirit Phone- Fav: Lifetime Achievement Award, goes without saying! Least Fav: As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, aka the only SP song I skip more often than I listen to. Fuck me though this album is good

BONUS: Fav bonus tracks: You're At The Party, Ben Bernanke and Modify

[fy-dr-janefoster]

by tatiana_romanoff

Apparently, some people thought it was a good idea to kill off half the universe. While Thanos himself isn’t back from the dead, a group of his “loyal followers” are about to try and make that happen- with the express purpose of giving him the Infinity Stones, so he can finish the job. Needless to say, Melody isn’t letting her dad keep her out of this one.

(Sequel to M a r v e l s, and includes next-gen Gaurdians of the Galaxy)

Words: 880, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of the kids are (not) alright

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Thor (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), T'Challa (Marvel), Peter Parker, Peter Quill, Gamora, Drax the Destroyer, Rocket Raccoon, Groot, Mantis (Marvel), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Wade Wilson, Sam Wilson, Other Marvel Characters

Relationships: Steve Rogers/Original Female Character(s), Sam Wilson/Original Female Character(s), Pietro Maximoff/Original Female Character(s), Past Loki/Original Female Character(s), James "Bucky" Barnes/Original Female Character(s), Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Jane Foster/Thor, Vanessa Carlysle/Wade Wilson, Original Female Character/Original Male Character, Original Female Character/Original Female Character/Original Female Character, Wanda Maximoff/Vision

Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Kid Fic, Next Generation, maybe ooc dont @ me, i still dont know how to tag, im making this up as i go im sorry, Everyone Is Alive, kind of??

Thane Fosterson via AO3 works tagged 'Jane Foster/Thor'

[ao3feed-peterparker]

I n f i n i t y G a u n t l e t

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2HhF2by

by tatiana_romanoff

Apparently, some people thought it was a good idea to kill off half the universe. While Thanos himself isn’t back from the dead, a group of his “loyal followers” are about to try and make that happen- with the express purpose of giving him the Infinity Stones, so he can finish the job. Needless to say, Melody isn’t letting her dad keep her out of this one.

(Sequel to M a r v e l s, and includes next-gen Gaurdians of the Galaxy)

Words: 880, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of the kids are (not) alright

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Thor (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), T'Challa (Marvel), Peter Parker, Peter Quill, Gamora, Drax the Destroyer, Rocket Raccoon, Groot, Mantis (Marvel), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Wade Wilson, Sam Wilson, Other Marvel Characters

Relationships: Steve Rogers/Original Female Character(s), Sam Wilson/Original Female Character(s), Pietro Maximoff/Original Female Character(s), Past Loki/Original Female Character(s), James "Bucky" Barnes/Original Female Character(s), Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Jane Foster/Thor, Vanessa Carlysle/Wade Wilson, Original Female Character/Original Male Character, Original Female Character/Original Female Character/Original Female Character, Wanda Maximoff/Vision

Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Kid Fic, Next Generation, maybe ooc dont @ me, i still dont know how to tag, im making this up as i go im sorry, Everyone Is Alive, kind of??

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2HhF2by

[ao3feed-steverogers]

I n f i n i t y G a u n t l e t

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2HhF2by

by tatiana_romanoff

Apparently, some people thought it was a good idea to kill off half the universe. While Thanos himself isn’t back from the dead, a group of his “loyal followers” are about to try and make that happen- with the express purpose of giving him the Infinity Stones, so he can finish the job. Needless to say, Melody isn’t letting her dad keep her out of this one.

(Sequel to M a r v e l s, and includes next-gen Gaurdians of the Galaxy)

Words: 880, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of the kids are (not) alright

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Thor (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), T'Challa (Marvel), Peter Parker, Peter Quill, Gamora, Drax the Destroyer, Rocket Raccoon, Groot, Mantis (Marvel), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Wade Wilson, Sam Wilson, Other Marvel Characters

Relationships: Steve Rogers/Original Female Character(s), Sam Wilson/Original Female Character(s), Pietro Maximoff/Original Female Character(s), Past Loki/Original Female Character(s), James "Bucky" Barnes/Original Female Character(s), Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Jane Foster/Thor, Vanessa Carlysle/Wade Wilson, Original Female Character/Original Male Character, Original Female Character/Original Female Character/Original Female Character, Wanda Maximoff/Vision

Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Kid Fic, Next Generation, maybe ooc dont @ me, i still dont know how to tag, im making this up as i go im sorry, Everyone Is Alive, kind of??

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2HhF2by