#nerd jason todd

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Dick, trying to reassure Robin!Jason after he walked in on him and Bruce arguing again: It's ok, it was just a small miscommunication-

Jason, a Shakespeare nerd, looking mournfully into the distance: That's how people die.

[anonyunknownonearth]

Jason is the type of nerd to know all the actual meanings and layered intentions behind book quotes, references, famous quotes, lit quotes, philosophical quotes, but still make jokes & quips about their literal meanings in daily life. But can anyone else do it? Oh HELL no! For How could someone be so shallow, uneducated, dumb, and illiterate regarding old classics?

Behold an Example below:-

All bets are off if anyone else even tries, and Jason calls in backup if needed. The backup is slightly more terrifying than Jason himself on a normal day, but in this situation? She’s just a confirmation of the offenders demolition. No kidding, it’s Barbara effing Gordon

[pinsandcats]

Nerds

I've seen a lot of posts about how Jason calls Tim a nerd and makes fun of him for it despite being an absolute nerd himself. However I would like to present my own take on this: Jason makes fun of Tim for being the wrong kind of nerd. He walks into the room sees Tim reading a book on how to build a fucking rocket and goes "ugh this book is boring. You have no taste". He reads Tim's case report for a cold case he solved that batman had been trying to solve for years and he says "This report conveys no emotion."

[nenehyuuchiha]

He ☝️🤓

Nerd boy

[dragonsbluee]

I have a request for batfam/Jason Todd fanfic writers:

I love the "Jason Todd is a bookworm/theatre nerd" fics as much as the next person, don't get me wrong, but can we please diversify his interests?

90% of the time when I open a fic with that tag, we see Jason reading Jane Eyre or Pride and Prejudice or quoting Shakespeare. And not to say that there's anything wrong with any of those being his favourite but even if he loves to read "classical" books, come on!

You're telling me Jason raised-in-crime-alley-spent-his-formative-years-between-an-eccentric-billionaire-and-an-assassin-cult Todd only reads books by dead white people?!

I refuse! Give me a man who takes to books more than ever after his return to Gotham. Jason, who reads books like I am Woman, A Really Good Brown Girl and White Tears/Brown Scars, then recommends them to the working girls as he establishes his territory. Who reads in multiple languages, and who loves Arabic poetry.

Give me a little "Robin is Magic!" Jason scouring Bruce's library and picking up a copy of The Mahabharata after he's done The Iliad, and spends weeks obsessed with Journey to the West.

Give me a Jason who's read Things Fall Apart, and One Hundred Years of Solitude! The number of quotes and references he could pull that would further support his dramatic tendencies? It would make him so happy!

[theaceofarrows]

Jason: This guy got me fucked up

Dick: What guy?

Jason: William Shakespeare

Dick: I should have know

[roseothername]

jason todd deserves the world

[darkcrowprincess]

"Yes apparently you can use books to self harm. Just depends on what books"

-Jason Todd resident bookworm.

[thefuzzzz]

Jason has a major in Geopolitics. People say he'd probably do literature but I think he became so fucking scared of missing out on the world [He literally died in the 80's, he prob didnt know the URSS doesnt exist anymore, he probably didnt know abt 9/11.] that he decided to became pro

“They can’t hurt me if I know everything about them >:)” ahh behavior.

This is my Nerd Jason Todd petition. He reads classic books. He likes history. He studies Geopolitics. It stems from his childhood when Bruce adopted him and suddenly he had so much money and everything he ever wanted, and all he could ever want was knowledge and to be a good son. It also stems from an image desire to know everything ever so he can never be caught off guard.

[shieldofapollo]

Same Jason. I feel this image

Sometimes I like to sit and think about the absolute culture shock it must have been for Bruce Wayne to go from the chaos of one Richard "I will put down Tony Zucco with my bare hands" Grayson, to 11 years old Jason who physically embodies this image:

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Jason, to Bruce: To quote Hamlet Act III scene iii line 92, 'No.'

[pinsandcats]

Well Adjusted

I feel like this isnt that unpopular of a head canon but I think Jason can take care of himself the best out of the Robins. He cooks, he cleans, he has various non-violent hobbies (he's a theater kid and loves to read). I mean aside from his death and anger issues he is actually a well functioning human being. He would probably live a pretty healthy life with like... work life balance. If he got his head out of his ass he could probably go to college.

[myeyebagsaredesigner]

I need a situation where one of the younger batkids are in an argument with Jason, and bring up the fact that he "wasn't a good kid"

Damian: "Tch. Todd, you are just angry because you were too busy rebelling to get father's attention."

Jason:

Dick: "..What?"

Damian: "Your degenerative behavior as a child is the whole reason father does not respect you now."

Bruce: "Damian, Jason was a saint."

Damian: "What?"

Dick: "Jason had a self imposed bed time."

Bruce: "He had a weird obsession with homework.."

Dick: "Once, I tried to sneak him out, and he cried."

Bruce: "I once implied that he could sneak out, and he cried."

Damian:

Jason: "Dami, B and I don't get along because of our terrible morals."

Bruce: "Well, I wouldn't say that-"

Jason: "He hates me because we both have extremely fucked up versions of justice that we don't agree on-"

Bruce: "Now, I never said-"

Jason: "I was a child and he hated me. He hates children-"

Bruce: "God damnit, Jason-"

Damian:

Damian: "My whole perspective has been altered."

[seren-dipitous-art]

Jason, edgelord since day one. Who also happens to read classic literature. Wearing leather even in medieval times because of course he is. Don’t ask me how he got those soles on his boots.

Still to come are yet more bats who can’t sit straight.

[trashmakerarticle]

Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

[darkcrowprincess]

Jason Todd's favorite movie is beauty and the beast. And yes that's because he mostly related to Belle.