#nerdboy for real

[elmushterri]

What is Newton Star aka Newton like in the GunnTech au?

He’s one of the more powerful kids, because he was probably (something something pseudoscience) made with like… star.. stuff (idk, star composition? Star power? 😭 bear with me)

He’s also suuuper intelligent and nerdy. He, Romeo and Greg are (or were, since Romeo left) the nerd gang basically, all very sciency! Unlike Luna and Owlette, he (and probably Lilyfay, a younger and even more successful version) can actually fly/float. He definitely glows, he’s gorgeous and photogenic 😭. Lilyfay being so young, he takes care of her.

[ratinasoupkitchen]

LITERALLYYYYY YOU GET IT

NEW FAVORITE UNLOCKED

[synthetic-ultramarine]

in my own experience with 2010s nerd culture i ran across a particular social dynamic that i've never seen named before but i suspect a lot of people experienced, in which bully types had embedded themselves into the social fabric of the "nerd" lunch table and they pushed the "us nerds have to stick together, because everyone who isn't a nerd will bully you" narrative as a means of controlling and isolating the kids they were targeting.

The prevalence of the "everyone hates nerds" narrative in tv and film made it seem plausible; in actuality the high school I went to had a relatively relaxed social hierarchy with no real "popular clique," and the sports team kids visibly treated people better than the nerdboys. These gamer dudes were slandering the perfectly nice kids on the cheer squad and the track team because they wanted to stop their targets from just cutting them off and getting better friends.

"Oh those people will treat you like shit because you're a nerd." - quote from the guy who was actively treating everyone at the "nerd lunch table" like shit.

[yournameyn]

I've officially resumed the fic I left incomplete years ago.

It's this one - where Namjoon is a lawyer in the sixties, yes the 1960s & poor thing he's repressing his creativity & calling it logic. Our OC, (Indian, Curvy) calls him out on it & lets just say it leads to some very ANTI-NAMJOON behaviour. BECAUSE UNUSED CREATIVITY DOESN'T REMAIN DORMANT. IT METASTASISES. Tell your straight men, friends. More creativity = Less toxicity. I feel real life Namjoon would get behind this message.

Gorgeous Drawing that encapsulates my point & the soffff (hotttt) nerdboy we so love by @freckledunce Anyway. I do solemnly swear that this time I'm going to complete it. *Crescendo Instrumental Track from Focus Playlist Plays in BG* Drop your @ if you want in on the taglist.

[kmp78]

"I think Emery should love it💦💦💦💦🤣"

Aww La Principessa got his lapdog a busty Christmas gift. Nerdboy is gonna drool all over these funbags🤤!

Seriously she's very very pretty. She would have won Asia's Next Topmodel for sure. She's GTGT's myanmarian friend living London.

She looked great in the photoshopped pic but in real life and with a closer look...

Not anything spectacular! 🫣

[motherboxing]

I’m making an Adam Strange playlist and it is ... EXTREMELY posi. In my defense Adam Strange is the most posi superhero ever. Adam Strange is like the walking definition of “stoked”. I mean, that is, at least, my overall take! Other writers have not agreed, historically, but to me Adam Strange is the kind of guy who gets zapped in an instant away from his home, transported unfathomably far from the planet Earth and dropped into a completely literally alien world where he knows no one and understands nothing, and is SO EXCITED to learn and explore. Adam “did you say I get a JETPACK?!” Strange, the Andrew WK of the superhero community.

[liquidstar]

dark timeline re:zero season 3 prediction: a line telling regulus to "shut up" is going to be translated by some #snarky crunchyroll subs as "stop mansplaining" and nerdboys will treat this like its worse than watergate, like theyre all going to shit their pants for real

[summercurial]

Unironically sometimes I feel like i was put on this earth to fuck nerdboys. Like in a real teleological sense.

[googledocsdyke]

it is SO funny that eric kripke originally envisioned dean as a “han solo” figure to sam’s “luke skywalker” because like. sure dean has the fast car and the scoundrel grin but he actually could not be further from han as soon as you begin to break down his actual values and priorities as a person, as a character. like han’s ENTIRE deal is that he is in the world for himself alone (at least until he meets luke and leia) and is jaded to his bone by Harrison Ford Sexy Cynicism TM and has the kind of loose morality where he sees every interaction as a transaction where he can accumulate money and freewheel out of town and i can hear you all saying ohhhh just like dean winchester but NO! you are wrong! dean’s morality from the very first episode is SO tightly knotted to filial and familial duty and to Fulfilling His Particular Path as a hunter like not to quote this in 2020 but literally saving people hunting things the family business!!!!! 

can you IMAGINE dean winchester being like “if i rescue leia what’s in it for me” lmfao i have to laugh. yes he too cares about very few people but that is because his heart is bound SO TIGHTLY to a miniscule family that there is no room there for anyone else. yes he too seems amoral and obviously like . Kills People but that’s because his morality is ENTIRELY centred around his almost video-game-protagonist questlike duty (he is literally thee Righteous Man) of the limited to-do list he has set out for himself: protect brother, please dad, save world, save cas, etc. han solo doesn’t have a fucking to-do list!!!!! dean winchester would never run away from home!!!!!!!! he’s not even CYNICAL the way han is like this is the man who after thirteen years of onscreen brutalisation and betrayal and disappointment and horror and pain is still fundamentally like YES we’re in my favourite scooby doo story i hope it ends well :) like he is so deeply earnest about the things he cares for and it JUST doesn’t add up as a han equivalency none of it does

and it all just feels so indicative of a fundamentally early 2000s nerdboy approach to building character where dean winchester was first conceptualised not as a Person but as a compulsive repetition of established tropes, established Maleness, rephrased again and again as some kind of fucked-up substitution equation (impala = millennium falcon, seedy kansas bar = cantina, i love you = i know) that fails to recognise that man (protagonist) cannot live on aestheticised References alone . which has all been covered repeatedly by people much smarter than me but it still bears repeating because it’s CRAAAAAAZY and i also CANNOT STOP thinking about how a genuinely good and complex character emerged from these tired repetitions. like eric kripke went “this guy is a collection of Things That Indicate Coolness just like my favourite action hero” which just became an INCREDIBLE case of backfiring because 90% of dean’s action hero masculinity now only reads as sublimated gay desire à la “this man has wanted to fuck harrison ford since the 80s”. and so like somehow dean’s complex personhood not only pushed THROUGH those tired tropes but also made them more legible in a totally new way like i really do believe that dean winchester is a real person pulled to the surface by a text that vehemently hates him all while insisting that it is writing him out of reverence and love. the writers love dean but only in the way that john “loved” him: they love what they engineered him to be and hate not only what he ended up becoming, but what he always was. 

[ephemeralvalkyrie]

Fuufu Ijou, Koibito Miman - More than a Married Couple, but <not/less than> Lovers.

Let me begin with saying that I hate this show.

Let me follow that up with I also don’t hate this show at all.

I am annoyed at how fast I binged the first 6 episodes faster than running up my credit card at Macy’s on a black friday sale.

This anime falls into that category of shows I want to tell people about when they say that anime is just cartoons and people shouting at one another about the power of friendship and shit. However, it’s also absolutely drenched in most of common anime stereotypes. 

Nosebleeds, Tsunderes, High School Drama, and that loathsome self-deprecating nerd thing that so many shows do. If I hadn’t already seen a clip of it mid episode somewhere else, I probably wouldn’t have bothered to watch it at all. But I did, and now I’m fucking invested in the drama. Damn it, here we go again.

SO, here’s the rundown: 

It’s a take on the high school thing where students pair up in the class and have a pseudo-family for a grade. In older times, I believe it was something like “raising” a bag of flour, or a plant or an egg or an actual doll to simulate the experience of parenthood and married life. Supposedly teaching the value of cooperation and communication. Personally, I never got to experience this project firsthand, but if I’m being completely honest it’s something I’m sad I missed. High school was an awkward time for me, but that’s another story for another time. I digress.

Anyway, so we have the students being paired up and instead of raising a fake kid, they’re just required to share a dormitory together and emulate what it’s like being with and around someone else to share your life with. For a grade.

I mean like, obviously that’s gonna lead to some shit. A bunch of high schoolers shacking up together on the school’s dime? What could possibly go wrong?

I was skeptical that it was going to be “crazy” (read: overused) antics like guys getting caught peeping in on girls showering and getting slapped or some shit like that, but I’ve been pleasantly surprised that this particular trope has been dropped in favor of actual character development.

Instead we are treated to what will eventually become (what I hope) is an intricate allbeit predictable series of relationship triangles and an actual look into the characters true thoughts and feelings. It’s very clearly still an anime, but we do have moments of genuine anger, jealousy, envy, and sorrow

The characters are somewhat objectively generic; Nerd boy Virgin-kun, Main character-haired Gyaru-chan, Nerd boy Virgin-kun’s best friend Otaku-kun, Meek and squeaky Pigtail-chan, Super popular sporty Fuckboy-kun, MC-haired Gyaru-chan’s friends, Sporty-therefore she must be a lesbian-chan, and some other faceless people to clutter up the screen once an a while. 

I mean, yes, all of these characters have other aspects to them, but let’s be real; this is exactly what they want you to see these characters as.

Virgin-kun and Pigtail-chan have been friends since grade school. Virgin-kun obviously has a thing for her, and repeatedly kicks himself for not having the cajones to say anything to her about it. Pigtail-chan likes to pretend she’s not aware of this, but shyly admits to Lesbian-chan that she’s 150% got a thing for him too. Who could’ve possibly guessed that?

Gyaru-chan is literally drooling over Fuckboy-kun’s jockstrap, but Fuckboy-kun doesn’t even know what fucking day it is. But hey, pretty people like pretty people, no surprises there.

Well, for this little class experiment, and I know this may come as a shock to you...but Virgin-kun gets paired up with Gyaru-chan. What?!!? You mean the Nerdboy and the Popular girl are forced to work together? What a fucking plot twist!

Stay with me here, it gets even deeper; Pigtail-chan and Fuckboy-kun get partnered up too! What in the actual fuck is going on here?!?!?! Mind= blown. Amazing. I am figuratively speechless. Never saw that one coming at all.

I have to poke fun at this because you can’t possibly watch anime taking it seriously all the time. They needed a starting point, and by gosh they’ve gone and done it.

Now, onto the parts that actual keep me interested:

Majority of the first 6 episodes centers around the “main” couple of Virgin-kun and Gyaru-chan’s everyday cohabitation. There are of course some predictable slapstick moments, but what I actually enjoy is how the tone is lighthearted but also somewhat serious. They’re aware of the situation they’ve gotten themselves into, and they know it’s important for this project to go well if they have any hope of achieving their shared goals. Surprisingly, Gyaru-chan is the one that pushes things forward, but not like in a commanding way. She decides to give it some real effort and fulfill her duties as a wife, and she ain’t too bad at it either. If anything it’s Virgin-kun that can’t manage to get his shit together. He’s not particularly bad at it either, but he struggles with his own insecurities, repeatedly. Still, for what it’s worth, they’re believable.

And wouldn’t you know it, that’s the problem. 

I should mention that the one caveat of this experiment is that if you keep your score up high enough, you can choose to spouse-swap with another couple of equal standing.

Potential drama? Of course. Why the fuck not.

In the following episodes we’re shown a variety of up and down situations as Gyaru-chan and Virgin-kun’s relationship grows, while things between Pigtail-chan and Fuckboy-kun become rather murky as well.

Virgin-kun and Pigtail-chan share a few somewhat innocent moments, just so we’re clear that there’s still something going on there while Gyaru-chan may or may not be on Fuckboy-kun’s radar at all.

But what is Fuckboy-kun really after? His motives are questionable at best.

Is-she-actually-a-Lesbian-chan has her own issues to deal with but still encourages Pigtail-chan to pursue her dreams and not to give up just cause she doesn’t actually know how to talk to boys any more than Virgin-kun can talk to girls.(but they can talk to each other???)

And Otaku-kun...is clearly just there as cannon fodder and the “i don’t want to make our audience uncomfortable dealing with these awkward situations so I’m gonna say some dumb shit” guy.

So I’ll say it again: I hate this show

and also, I don’t hate this show at all.

I hate this show because it’s fuckin sappy. I get frustrated and throw my pillow at the wall when simple shit could be avoided by actual communication

But I also don’t hate it because I realize that these are all part of the characters development. It’s like watching a B-list horror movie that makes you yell “don’t go into the fucking shed” at the screen like an idiot. It’s not that i like yelling at screens, it’s that the show pulled me into this mess and I’m invested. 

I don’t care if everyone gets their happy ending. I’m fully expecting at least 1 if not all of these characters to end up heartbroken or otherwise emotionally damaged. 

But really, the reason I’m going to keep watching is because they make you care about them...just enough.

...and to be honest, it’s pretty fuckin cute.

[babydotcom]

hi wait it's literally june but consider this:

christmas themed zukka au where iroh is a volunteer santa claus at the mall and makes zuko be his elf

(and yes. he's gotta wear the hat with the felt ears and the pointy shoes with the bells on the toe. and probably the green and red stripped leggings too)

sokka has to chaperone katara and her mallrat friends a couple times each week much to his displeasure. he’d rather be studying for his chem final next month

katara aang and toph make quick work of losing nerdboy sokka while they go fuck around at like. spencer's (not cool, 'tara, you're still a baby! gross!)

so he spends the whole time talking at the massively grumpy elf and refuses to fuck off because he loves it when he can get zuko so mad he starts blushing between his overlarge elf ears

zuko also blushes when sokka flirts shamelessly with him because A) uncle is right there and B) cute boys in nerdy christmas sweaters make him A Little Stupid

at some point hakoda and bato notice that sokka stopped complaining about having to babysit a gaggle of preteens and bato very nonchalantly starts trying to weasle info out of him while hakoda starts slipping more spending money into his backpack because they are Good Dads

and iroh doesn't even have to guilt trip zuko into wearing the leggings anymore-- he even gets a picture of zuko in the whole get up while he tries to get his uncle to hurry into the christmas set piece so they don't miss...the kids. definitely the kids and not that Boy who makes zuko snort laugh

sokka melts when zuko starts signing with a deaf kid in line to meet santa so he asks iroh if he can steal his elf for a food court date

(after a long internal debate about doing the whole sit-on-my-lap-and-tell-me-your-wish thing because he's 15 and kind of an idiot outside of his stem classes and iroh is a very convincing santa)

zuko gets a boyfriend on christmas eve and they spend holiday break watching movies together at uncle's house. he’s sure sokka is the best christmas gift he’s ever gotten.

sokka's new phone homescreen is a picture of zuko at the christmas light show the city had set up at the park all december. his lockscreen is the picture iroh took though, which the old man had sent Sokka the day after the boys' first date outside of the mall just to embarrass his nephew. zuko fucking Hates it

sokka gets his first real kiss at midnight on new years while his kid sister and her friends pretend to gag at the PDA and bato and hakoda pretend not to hear anything from their spots in the next room

[voidwaren]

real question is how does nathan feel about the growth spurt

he thinks it’s annoying as hell that nerdboy WARREN got to have a growth spurt and proceed to be tall as shit but also he thinks it’s endearing

[daedalusdavinci]

📓

Put “📓” or some other version of a book emoji into my inbox and I’ll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven’t written but daydream about.

ive spent a lot of time recently trying to remember the hs fics i always dreamed id write one day, but lost motivation for before i ever could. i feel like i used to have endless inspiration and i guess im hoping reflecting on that will help me reconnect with it now

i think i wanted to write a collegestuck fic, where dave and sollux were roommates and dave had a shitty job at a coffeeshop and that he swore was basically step one to becoming a dj because they had live music sometimes and thats *almost* a club (but he doesnt want to be a dj, bro was a dj, hes studying archaeology and hes never been happier and he spends too many hours bent over textbooks in the library with aradia just because he loves it, its everything he wanted when he was a kid and it feels like freedom in his hands, but jade asks him what he wants to be and he says the sickest dj there is, and college is just to tide him over until then, and john asks him what he wants to be and he says a director, so he can make movies even shittier than johns dumbass favorites, and rose asks him what he wants to be and he says solluxs sugar baby, because if you dont admit you want something its harder for people to take it from you)

i dont know what the ship wouldve been, im sure there were times where i was full on applebee2 to the end and times where it wouldve been dvekat and so on and so forth, but i know that dave moved across several states so he could go to school with his friends and i know that he and sollux were assigned to the same dorm and get along in the way that only two irritating nerdboys confined to one room can (which is to say that theyre besties and also they hate each other), because i feel very passionately about sollux and dave being friends just as much as dave and aradia being friends.

i think it would be funny if eridan was studying abroad and was one of those annoying europeans that cant go ten seconds without shitting on america (why are you here then, karkat asks him every ten seconds) and was generally just. literally so insufferable but also had no real idea what he wanted to do w his life so he was just majoring in business even tho he hated it (he switches to history, eventually, and is much happier for it), and i think he studies at daves coffeeshop and gets the kind of coffee that makes dave think hes a pretentious hipster (he is), only he doesnt actually do a lot of studying at all and spends most of his time checking out dave bc hes stupid, and instead of flirting with him he insults him constantly, bc hes stupid. dave literally hates him.

on the side i think id want to spend some time exploring dave reconnecting with rose as long lost siblings and john and jade navigating that weird space of "okay ive known you online forever but this is what knowing you in real life is like huh". i think id go jadrose for this au and emphasize jade having a very complicated relationship with romance bc who am i if i dont make someone aspec. john burns out bad towards the end of their first year and is in his depression era

but yeah. all that, i guess. i came up w a lot of ideas for college aus when i was finishing up community college bc i was so excited to get out and go to uni and so theres a lot of like, idea scraps floating around and maybe someday id like to do something with that, especially now that ive gone to uni and know what its actually like

[another-cliche-title]

someone who based their entire view of world history on hetalia is better off than anyone who based their entire view of world history on paradox games

because if you've seen those guys...

ok apparently people are in actual-assed history classes after playing eu4 lol: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/03/history-video-games-europa-universalis/622892/

"Analyzing video games is particularly difficult for two reasons. First, their influence is hard to track: Teachers may not even notice that the student asking why the Ottomans didn’t colonize America or what happened to Burgundy may have a view of history that was molded by Paradox games."

OH MY fucking god is this real. imagine this was hetalia fan girls.

(ok if ur wondering i've watched hetalia and played paradox games before.)

“The student in your class that knows what Prussia is is the student that played Europa Universalis IV,” Devereaux said.

um yeah what about this guy:

the analysis of europa universialis in this article is pretty good & it's kind of scaring me how it is literally seeping into people's worldviews.

Want to play as a non-European and still succeed? You had better be willing to kill, conquer, and colonize—in other words, do what the Europeans did. Europa Universalis,like most Paradox games, rewards playing in a ruthless, expansionist way.

Europa Universalis encourages the player to act according to an extreme realist view of international relations, where the security of the state is valued above all and the ultimate way to ensure the state’s security is by maximizing its power in an anarchic world order. Few non-state actors exist in Europa Universalis, and the player’s actions have no real human consequences. It’s difficult to come away from a completed game without the sense that the rise of the centralized nation-state in Europe was due to the cold, hard logic of state security and power politics. This state-centric view of history is shared by most Paradox games, and leaves a definite historical impression that states, rather than people, ideas, or societies, are the sole drivers of history.

a really stupid ass worldview of state-driven history becoming really common among nerdboys on the internet who play europa universialis will have Some consequences down the line i think:

Jonas Srouji, a Europa Universalis player who works in the Danish embassy in Turkey, told me that he had to do a lot of “unlearning” after playing Paradox games. He found that the game’s state-centric and linear view of historical development wasn’t of much use in his professional life, which requires understanding the many nuances of Turkish history and culture. The games are a good starting point for learning about history, but given their current limitations, their history “needs to be supported by other sources,” he added.

honestly i've noticed online that this weird specific state-centric history model is really popular, especially among young guys who become Interest in History. not in like the social aspect like "Wow Damn Neoliberalism Changed Society!!" but like guys who are civil war buffs but only know about obscure battles and not "why tf did this thing happen and why do we care". a lot of it is a fascination with warfare.

a example is the youtube "mapping" subculture. they make timelapse videos of border changes of some alternate reality.

here's an example channel called AdizzPro & most of these are pretty much about war. turns out if you represent history as a map, everything boils down to war.

watch one of these videos and you'll see a pattern:

countries are given personalities and they literally talk to each other. lots of times they basically exclude any mention of a leader

lots of these videos use countryballs

i could say something deep about how this like, reflects on how we see countries on the world stage as these consciously acting actors instead of systems with zillions of people in them BUT no i'm gonna say THIS IS BASICALLY HETALIA!!!!!! countryballs is basically hetalia but for non-weebs

again war is the main focus especially since all we see is a map. sometimes cities are marked but nobody cares about anything that isn't a country or international alliance

we only see "invasions" happen once at a time, because of animation limitations but also because it's way more convenient.

views of wars in these videos are pretty outdated compared to the messy guerilla wars of today. you can interpret this as some sort of nostalgia for how war used to work. there's no such thing as "america playing with guns in afghanistan for 20 years and failing". countries borders move effortlessly and then IT IS FINISHED

a LOT of future scenarios, each a little tiny statement on how people view world politics.

and a lot of these are really inaccurate and idk if the creators know that. one example is BRICS being shown as a military alliance.

there's some crossover with map-based strategy game players (paradox games)

some channels make mapping videos of irl conflicts, like russia's war on ukraine.

a lot of alternate history fandom (idk what to call it) is like this too. people who are into alternate history are mostly interest in WOAAHH WHAT IF NAZIS.... had LASER GUNS!!!!

and my lame ass thinks it would be cooler to inspect history with something like "What If The Implications of the Floobert-Bloobert Economics and the Great Recession Were UnFloobertized, From The Perspective Of The Daily Life of First Generation Immigrants".

ok yeah it's kind of lame but alternate history would be a cool way to see how Shit Happens. like idk, analyzing how colonialism impacts culture and shit.

like if spain colonized japan i'm interested in weird little things like how "Just According to Keikaku" is now "Just According to Queicacu" in the same way how many languages in spanish-colonized regions adopted spanish spelling and some later getting rid of it all in a desire to decolonize their language

also the cuisine!!! the Indigenization of filipino tamales...

most alternate history though is focused on state actors. and obviously there's a lot of maps:

like here's one example. notice how the big phat red nation is basically filler lol. this is actually a pretty good map because most i've seen make africa 100% filler.

in conclusion i just wanted to make Observations about things that are on my mind. i kind of dont have a point and this grew out of a joke about hetalia but most of my main observations are:

state-centric views of history are like The Fuckin Plague. i kind of blame maps xd, but the emphasis on maps isn't the central issue, it's the state-centric view itself. it grows out of just honesty oversimplification but also views of history that are just plain kind of nationalistic (esp. if they're talking about europe).

i wish more people looked at history as more than "They SHOt people with Cool Guns that's so Cool" like ok i can deal with that but i think we have to deal with the uncomfortable uncool things. like ok you like the Nazi Aesthetic which is kind of questionable, hey did you know that the fucking holocaust happened. the holocaust isnt even in hearts of iron

idk i wanna make a alternate history but with less focus on war and more on social shit. also with linguistics because i like linguistics

[gizkasparadise]

dramas i finished or almost finished this year, summarized in 1 sentence or less

18 again: the family that throws down in a parking lot together, stays together

do you like brahms?: sad musicians with dimples deal with people shitting all over them for 16 hours

flower of evil: how much murder bullshit would you put up with if it meant lee joon ki was your husband?

go ahead: a noodle dad loves his children through a parade of toxic moms

goodbye my princess: disney princess has a meet cute with machiavellian murder prince and it doesn't go well

he is psychometic: magic boy who probably can't read solves crime and loves his girlfriend

into the ring: a 10% hornier and 15% angrier leslie knope power struts her way through local politics while her nerdboy holds her files

kairos: what the fuck is happening brought to you by u up? text messages

kingdom: nation beset by zombies, people still trying to pull hidden heir to the throne bullshit

love and redemption: man coughs up a blood packet every time he has a feeling, this lasts 10 lifetimes

more than friends: romantic schadenfreude brought to you by etsy and milk tea

mystic pop up bar: found family becomes found family after getting multiple people plastered in a tent

my unfamiliar family/my family is strange: show that swears it's not a makjang has amnesia, hidden paternity, and multiple love affairs

one spring night: gentle single dad falls for hot librarian who, let's be real, was already done with her previous relationship

romance of tiger and rose: heroine metas her way into her husband's pants

was it love?: a who's the father? show has ample opportunity to do interesting things, but then doesn't

[kmp78]

"Which at his advanced age might be... within minutes? 🤷🏼‍♀️"

Which is still better than Nerdboy who will come in his pants within seconds when he finally sees a boob in real life.

BTW you know this german saying: "An der Nase eines Mannes erkennt man seinen Johannes!" That doesn't bode well with Embo's delicate little schnozzle! 🔍🐛😭

I thought it was the size of a man's 🖐. 😂