#nerds smh

[ewymphoria]

Hey guys is it gay to kiss your best friend when he’s passionately ranting about his d&d ocs

[fairsweetlonging]

shen yuan being animal obsessed to the point he starts trying to take everything remotely friendly home with him so one day returns with the xianxia equivalent of a scraggly possom that hisses at everyone it sees and that is definitely poisonous while still insisting its a little baby that needs a home

airplane never really expanded on the common creature worldbuilding in pidw like pigeons and cats and rabbits and raccoons, so shen yuan started filling in the blanks himself and oh boy did he fill it wrong. he pets a fox-like creature the size of a cow with horns and hooves like it's a horse not knowing that would be like trying to pet a grizzly bear. he coos over the owl-cats that live under overhangs and in dusty attics and really really wants one until liu qingge has to drag him away because they're some of the most awful aggressive pests you can have that swoop down on people and claw their faces open when they're mildly displeased.

one time he walked onto his peak with a six-legged spotted weasel in his sleeve bc it's so cute he just couldn't leave it!! not knowing said weasel is known as one of the most vicious predators because they tear through the calf muscles to cripple prey ten times their size and then eat them alive

however, because shen yuan has the disney princess subclass with a +7 proficiency in animal handling, it never goes wrong. he pets the fox-stag without an issue and it even allows him to climb onto its back. the owl-cats love him and happily play with his robes and fetch things for him. the six legged weasel lazes around the bamboo house all day and loves to be pet. the scaggly possom hisses at and hates everyone except shen yuan.

every other animal had to leave, except the possom. that is a fight they did not win. yue qingyuan only has so much strength and those teary eyes are lethal

[genericpuff]

it's so funny that dramatubers are calling the censoring of asmongold from bbno$'s new music video a "controversy" when it's actually a totally reasonable and sane thing to do and the only controversy is the fact that asmongold still exists

not funny haha funny weird

it's just flat out weird that people keep defending this loser, you're weird, go outside

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

Gay gay homosexual gay

[frobby]

I think rin is actually an early riser or at least was cuz he liked making breakfast for everyone but since demons are nocturnal his powers getting unsealed completely ruined his internal clock

[thatimageoftomscott]

really enjoeyd the "tom struggles to recall musical theater opening songs while everyone else looks on and laughs at him" interlude from todays lateral ep. an instant certified lateral classic.

[nerdpearls]

hey!! so i've been cooking up an au with my dearest friend and my twin, and i think it's time i do a bit of an info dump if anyone cares

in short, this is a life series + object show au!! we've decided it's going to be a double life au

info dump below!!

there's actually three of us working on this au, but unfortunately, i'm the only one who possesses a tumblr acc. for future reference, we are:

silly vanilly: the object show nerd of the group!! she'll be writing from the object's perspective.

clodu [me!]: the life series freak! i'll be writing from the perspective of the life series members

malt: the in-between! she knows a bit about both, and therefore will be writing from both povs

now for the actual info dump. while we don't quite have a plot figured out, we do have all the pairings + plus some intro writing!! malt and i have also done some doodling for the fun of it

[note that for this au, four people/objects are linked. for example, scar, grian, x and four are all linked together [well, there is one exception]]

official pairings:

scar & grian + x & 4

bigb & ren + ! & 8

etho & joel + 0 & 9

pearl & scott + 1 & 5

tango & jimmy + 6 & 7

martyn & cleo + 10 & 15

bdubs & impulse + 14 & 24

mumbo & gem + 2 & 3

skizz & lizzie + clock & 24 (yeah again)

some chaos, we know. i'll pause right here for a doodle break and then i'll give you a small excerpt from each of us

doodles by me :]

art by malt!

okay okay!! now for a bit of writing. starting with silly vanilly!

X’s eyes flutter open, his vision slightly blurry from who knows what. He proceeds to sit up, relieved to see his friends. However, it wasn't just four and two, it was everyone. That never happens, especially on some random day. He looked around a bit, half startled to see everything twice his size. Nobody else seemed to notice though, they were too busy arguing with each other, blaming on whose fault it was that they ended up here. Of course, everyone was looking at one, she had been traumatizing Two, so why not all of them? X decided he didn't exactly want to join in on another argument, and he didn't really care, so he decided to wander off away from the crowd. Mindlessly strolling across the new terrain, he stops at a shadow. Thinking it's some shade from a tree, he looks up, only to find a very large ‘thing’ towering over him.

-- oo, fun. malt excerpt next!

“No, It’s ok Four. The Human thing is nice!” X stretched his arm over to the human. “Pat. Pat.” He said as he patted the human’s head. Grian looked at them both dumbfounded. So, the blue one’s name was Four, and the yellow one’s name was X. The strange part was that even though the beings seemed to be from another universe entirely, he could understand them. X was extremely cute, and Four seemed like pure chaos. Grian instantly found a liking to them.

-- meeting the freaks! last excerpt time, by yours truly

“It’s okay Four!! I think it’s nice!!” This time, Grian couldn’t stifle his laughter. For some reason, X’s voice cracked him up. He could practically hear the innocence in it’s voice, and it reminded him of Scar. Speaking of Scar, he was still unconscious, lying in the circle of their friends. The only other person awake was Scott, who was regarding a creature that resembled the number five with a bemused expression.

-- wowzers.. that's it for the time being!! i'll probably post about this au every month or so, and once our first chapter is completed we will probably be putting this up on au. hope you enjoy!!

[krn-art]

Frido (I like that ship name) art! And I like how this came out. Kahlopatra from Clone High for your crops.

✧Reblogs help artists more than likes ✧

~Please don’t repost or use my art~

[cnmcn]

Begging and pleading anime fans don't do the same thing to Okarun that they did to Deku. He is NOT some delicate little shy flower he straight up called Momo a bitch to her face in episode 2. He's a little fucking rat bastard when he wants to be.

[moonilit]

“Let me kill him” 

“Starfire I have spent 10 hours carefully crafting this genius plan, im not going to let you just kill him”

[starrpark-banlist]

Tried to post this earlier but tumblr HATES me and exploded my post. Whatever, go my scarabs 🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲

[chalky]

BDubs: *running from snails, frustrated* I CANT TAKE MY HANDS OFF THE KEYBOARD! My hands are sweaty!!

Tango: *also running from snails, laughing nervously* M-moms spaghetti!

[waitingforsecretsouls]

Your fav is problematic: Traumerei being the Tower's Nr.1 literacy hater and anti-intellectual☝️

[speremint]

post bnr question (and curious follow-up to the last ask): has bea ever convinced laz to go as "himself" for a halloween thing?

Blue body paint that stains almost anything it touches and cheap green hair dye, the works

btw, love bnr!! Started reading right around the alex season break. The talks between bea and laz helped me figure out my own ace-feelings and is probably one of my favorite scenes

LOL, I think maybe? Since demons are canonically a real thing in the universe, it could be seen as "in poor tastes" to some people. I think there'd be famous horror literature/media though in the world, and so if Laz dressed up as a pop culture reference demon, it'd be possible.

It also amuses me at the prospect of Laz potentially knowing the demon and being like "REALLY? That guy!? He's the one they based a movie off of?? Why I oughta..."

In actuality I think Laz would INSIST on couples costumes with Bea and Ginger, to which both would agree to with varying levels of enthusiasm depending on the theme

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

Alpha sigma..

Skibidi toilet..

Won’t stop edging to ur gyatt..

Jonathan. I know this is you.

[stlamb]

everyone has their moment where they realise stanning is pointless and anyone will ultimately disappoint you but. grimes will always be my biggest betrayal i thought u were differentttt