#never let them know your next move ^^

[mochapng]

[lunewarden]

It was Lance's idea okay, Keith in Misato's outfit ✨

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Buck: This door won't budge.

Ravi: You want me to get the axe?

Buck: No, it's fine. Chim, give me your credit card.

Hen: Of course you know how to do that trick.

Chim: Here you go!

Buck: Great. Eddie, kick the door in!

Eddie: You got it.

[mossiistars]

gay people are a lie made up by edgar wright to sell more hot fuzz blurays

[yuki119]

how we doing callowmoore nation??

[spicyvampire]

If Tong is Mark's favorite smell and the candle is made of Mark's favorite smell... Did Mark make a candle that smells like Tong?

MY GOLDEN BLOOD (2025) EP. 9 // EP. 10 // EP. 12

[akakris10]

do you wish to be buried?

[scribescrawls]

Heard Starscream has an immortal spark and crack theory headcanon that it’s not because it was an accident that he was born with a ‘mutant’ immortal spark, but rather it was Primus purposefully making him that way as a wild card in case Unicron ever came back. A wild card where things could go really badly for everyone or really well depending on what Starscream does and you don’t know which it’ll be, but sometimes that kind of unpredictable chaos in desperate situations can change the tide of things tipping the scales in small ways that have big ripple effects. Like running out of ideas and just throwing spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks lol

Like Optimus Prime is Primus’ favorite, he holds the Matrix defending Cybertron and all around doing his best to protect others. Optimus is god’s blorbo.

But imagine Starscream is his poor little meow meow. The dog he put in the room to eat the chess pieces when Unicron isn’t looking. Primus cannot predict what the frag Starscream will do, but that means neither can Unicron. And Starscream can’t die, not in a way that matters. But also imagine Primus decides to never tell Starscream that he has an immortal spark because he thinks he should get to live a normal life (with all the good and bad that entails) without the burden of knowing all of that since there’s a possibility Unicron will never return anyway. What if Starscream is Primus’ silly rabbit.

[the-dormant-ocean]

MC, jokingly: Do you have a thing for Zayne or something?

Sylus: Yeah.

MC: No need to deny it I ca- wait what?

[lancelotslair]

okay. bye

[twodragonsflying]

One of my favorite things about Thrawn is how wildly ambiguous his sexuality is.

Like is he gay? Is he bi? Is he aroace? A combination? Something else? Who knows? I don’t. Timothy Zahn sure doesn’t, I kinda doubt Thrawn even knows.

That’s purely just looking from a canonical perspective, but that makes headcanoning extra fun because there’s basically nothing to go off of other than vibes. It’s a choose your own adventure.

Was Thrawn ever into Ar’alani? Did he return Maris’ affections? Was he in love with Car’das? Did he have a Threesome with Anakin and Padmé? Was he in a relationship with Eli? Or was it just a weirdly homoerotic friendship? Did he fuck Ungali? Pellaon? Morgan? Enoch? Is he completely unaware and uninterested in sex and romance at all? It’s up to you!

[haunted-girlyy]

Phantom, looking content: So I told Dew to smack me and see what I do.

Aether, sighing: Did he smack you?

Phantom: yea he smacked me

Swiss, leaning forward: And? Did you do something?

Phantom: yeah...

Rain, grabbing a candy: What did you dooo?

Phantom: I cried for like 15 minutes.

Phantom ^

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: So what’s for dinner?

Buck: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Eddie: Is it soup?

Buck: I soup-pose it could be!

Eddie: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Buck: Wow, you’re soup-per mean when you're hungry.

Eddie: Stop!

*Two hours later*

Eddie: It was a fucking lasagna all along???

[ministarfruit]

day 9: in the shadows ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[iboatedhere]

Can I have 😭 & firstprince please?

"I'm not okay."

--

“Sweetheart, are you okay?”

Henry looks up from where he’s sitting cross-legged on the ground, his eyes filled with unshed tears. “Do I look okay?” He asks, voice cracking. “Of course I’m not okay.”

Alex sighs. “Baby…I didn’t mean for this to be like this.”

“How else is it supposed to be?” He asks as three wiggly beagles fight for a spot on his lap. He lifts his chin to avoid getting his face licked but the dogs are determined. “What exactly am I supposed to do in this situation?”

Alex throws his hands up as two other puppies begin to chew on the laces of his sneakers. 

This was supposed to be a good idea, mainly because it was his idea. 

They’ve both watched David get older and slower. There’s more white on his face and he enjoys being carried up the stairs to bed every night, but he comes alive when he sees the other dogs at the park. Alex had read about the benefits of getting a senior dog a younger companion and after careful consideration they both agreed that they were ready to open their homes to a dog in need. They also agreed that they wouldn’t rush it. They’d wait until they found the right fit for their family. 

But then Alex happened upon a post from a local organization about a pack of beagles that were rescued from an animal testing facility and it all seemed a bit like fate.

The only problem is that they have to pick one. One. Because taking home six puppies would be too much. They can’t do that. It wouldn’t be fair to the puppies. 

“Henry,” Alex starts softly, “we don’t have to pick today. We don’t even have to pick from this group of puppies. I’m sure they’ll all get adopted and I’m sure we’ll find another that’s meant to be with us.”

Henry’s jaw clicks as he looks up with a steely gaze. “You honestly believe I won’t be leaving here with one of these precious angels who have known nothing but cruelty for their entire lives?”

Alex raises his hands and steps back. “All right. I’m sorry, it was just a suggestion.”

Henry sniffs then focuses on a puppy that’s been hanging out in the corner, his big brown eyes just taking it all in.

“What about him?” Henry asks as he carefully sets down the puppy in his arms. 

“Oh, he’s a sweetie,” one of the volunteers says as she scoops him up. “But very shy. I think he just needs a good, quiet place to decompress and he’ll come out of his shell.”

She sets the puppy down in Henry’s arms and he immediately curls up against his chest.

“Well,” Alex says as he kneels down beside Henry. “What do you think? Could he be the one?”

Henry nods and presses a kiss to the top of the pup's head. “Yes,” he says. “I think so.”

[fairyboygenius]

favorite dynamic is a reader who either doesn’t get nervous/embarrassed easily or is just really fucking good at pretending not to be nervous with a character who is so used to people being nervous around him if they want him romantically. so now character is constantly spiraling like “do they want me or not” meanwhile reader is doodling wedding invitations and matching tombstones whistling away