#not explicitly ship

[swiiivet-screamathon]

"I'm really glad you both we're willing to actually sit down with me this evening."

"What do you want" -unanimously

"chuckle Well, it's been quite a while that Shadow has been here, I suppose I might've just wanted a review on how it's been whilst you're both present."

"They're a sack of shit. :)"

"And he's a bucket of balls. :D"

"Take that as quite well then? ^^"

"We've been working on this thing--"

"Do I want that to be public knowledge yet--"

"If you're worried I'll share, I assure you I won't tell a soul."

"You know exactly what I'll do to ya if you lie to me again."

"Of course. :)"

"Cool awesome-- Yes I've been working on this thing, Milky here doesn't like going outside too much, even though he's almost certainly regained all of his powers, sitting around with the two of us is where he's most comfortable."

"Your flattering descriptions could use some work."

"Sooo I'm working on a new wafflebot for Mr Milkman here-- Lemme-- go get it--"

"If you dare call me Milkman man you will not see the light again."

"I will not then, Shadow. If I may be curious though, why does Crepe get to say it?"

"Because they haven't crumbled my poor jelly heart into paste before."

"Is the souljam still on your mind?"

"Of course it is--!... I may have realized though, out of all possible options, I didn't get the worst half of a cookie to hold onto it for now, whilst I seize the opportunity another day."

"Of course. :p Is Hollyberry the worst?"

"Fuck her! Yowch, how does Sugar manage--"

Laughter

"Got him! This guy right here, my Blueberry Wafflebot, designed to be remote controlled from anywhere and everywhere--"

"--So that you can explore the world without leaving the kingdom?"

"I wouldn't call it exploring, there's nothing out there I would want to find-"

"^^"

"-but it does mean I don't have to put in as much effort whenever any of you pesky buggers thinks the Beast of Lies can get them out of their magic homework without payment."

"And here I thought the Beast of Lies liked putting on a show every chance they got?"

"Well, the Beast of Lies also needs time to write the story, very little of my plays are improv you know. A good lie requires thought and planning to write a cohesive, believable plot! Improv may have the chance to be entertaining, and does have it's appropriate uses in the telling of a lie, but it ends up with so many holes and errors after just a few moments if you're not careful. I don't like to rely on it if I can afford to spend time on my craft."

"I see, is Blueberry then going to be the one acting on stage then once your next concoction is finished?"

"Perhaps in my redemption arc I caused our dear Vanilly to fall into villainy-- How could you say something so cruel to my face?!"

[stemmmm]

one more one more

same au thing as last time

[mofsblog]

"This is some gay shit" Good. Silly. Fair enough. Doesn't inherently invalidate other interpretations of the relationship. Honestly yeah, it is kind of gay regardless of their canonical relationship status

"There's literally no platonic explanation for th-" WRONG!! KILLING YOU WITH AMATANORMATIVITY KILLING LOBSTERS 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞

[bluuscreen]

it’s up to you to guess what they’re playing

[105-hill-top-road]

whatever you do, don’t imagine jon and tim smoking together when they were both new to the institute, working in research. don’t imagine jon quitting and trying to get tim to do the same. don’t imagine jon watching tim spiral into addiction after they find out about sasha, and not being able to stop him because he drove tim away through his paranoia. don’t imagine tim catching jon smoking while they’re researching the circus and going off on him about how much of a fucking hypocrite he is. and especially don’t imagine the two of them wordlessly sharing a cigarette the night before the unknowing.

[shepscapades]

Collection of (mostly dbhc) Ethubs doodles from over the past two years or so :]

[hypertechnica]

THE LOVE TRIANGLE

ford, fidds, and bill are living in a late 70s/early 80s sci fi psychological horror film that was buried upon release due to its explicit gay themes but quickly became an underground cult hit

numerous associations would decry its depiction of homoeroticism between its principal characters, but nobody could deny the surrealist film had its merit. “it’s like someone concocted an unholy combination between the shining and space odyssey and then died of the instantaneous nuclear fallout. why would anyone make this? are they stupid?” one reviewer said.

more alternates + sketch under the cut

[stars-obsession-pit]

Let Me Be Your Sword

Danny’s… not sure how to feel about his new knight.

Like, don’t him wrong, Red Hood—or Jason, as he’d asked Danny to call him—is great at his job. He’s good at fighting, knows how to manage an organization far better than Danny did at first, and is unfailingly loyal. He’s also just generally a pretty nice guy who’s had some similar life/unlife experiences. Their partnership could be really great.

But Jason is in love with him. And Danny… isn’t. So the whole situation feels a bit manipulative.

He’s been quite careful to try to make sure he’s not leading Jason on—in fact, he openly explained his lack of reciprocating feelings to try to make sure there could be no possible misconceptions there—but he’s still worried about the dynamic.

Jason doesn’t care that his feelings aren’t returned.

Okay, well, no, he cares immensely. He wishes with all his heart (though not his voice) that Danny reciprocated his feelings. If anything, he thinks he might be a “little bit” obsessive about his King.

But as things are, he can ‘live’ with it.

It may not be reciprocal, but he can still dedicate himself to his King. Be useful for him. Be valued.

[fruifruit]

you all know the meme

[toupee-or-nottoupee]

my favorite ship dynamic is "I've had to watch you go into the path of no return and I love you" and its just blonde boys watching dark haired guys literally make the worst decisions known to man

[pankiepoo]

[starcurtain]

I know everyone moved on to talking about 3.3, but mentally I'm still here...

Because like, sure, of course, yes, obviously Eurypon is talking about the Kremnoans serving Okhema in the Flame Chase Journey.

But actually? The only person Eurypon specifically talks about through his whole segment of the memory fragment is Mydei, so he might as well be saying "Since when did YOU grow so weak as to become someone else's quiet support?"

And I can't stop laughing about it because why does this feel so much like "I saw you giving that Elysian boy those gay ass emotional peptalks. Out here having a healthy and supportive relationship on main and still wanna call yourself a Kremnoan?? Are you a man or your man's man?!"

Eurypon is not woke enough for Mydei and Phainon's emotional attunement. 😂

[everchased]

🐦♥️🦇

[ludolka]

AU where everything’s the same, but Joel’s also there lmao. Idk I just wanted to draw these two together

I’m obsessed with Mother Spore, help

[slavhew]

made them to strike fear into my heart whenever i falter in my studies

no text ver under the cut

[gemgdynamight0]

I've realized there's this epidemic in shonen fandoms where dudebros making up shit about "fujos sent death threats to the author because their yaoi ship didn't become canon", then they get 100k likes on Twitter with also 10k quotes being misogynist towards fujos. BUT when you ask them for proof they don't have any response :)