#not that theres a problem with weird freak shit

[sandpitturtlescove]

(in order: v1/infected, sword, valk, guest)

Guys. What are we doing here. - 🍪

(MY BLOG ISNT A HORNY BLOG I JUST SAY INSANE SHIT SOMETIMES I DONT ASSOCIATE WITH THESE FREAKS /J - 🎤)

"hey cookie why do people not post on here other than you anymore" BECAUSE THEYRE FREAKS AND KEEP MAKING THEIR OWN BLOGS TO HORNYPOST!! OR THEY HIJACK MY MAIN TO BE GAY!! I HATE IT HERE /J - core

[geddy-leesbian]

And now I'm feeling shitty like ppl are going to think im like faking or milking this. Like I thought abt having another "sorry for mistakes, I'm sick" note at the start of chapter 3 but ive done that too many times i feel like i don't have the right to pull that card AGAIN

Because I was so sick before and just kept whining about it forever and i know ppl had to be thinking god this bitch is STILL sick. And now i was barely better and already im sick AGAIN.

It also doesn't help that porphyria is an extremely weird... almost.... dramatic? disease. And even from person to person it varies wildly, i don't get the same symptoms as family members with it

I know it sounss so fake. This morning i was 100% fine, now I'm in severe pain and my head feels weird almosr like I'm disassociating, my foot hurts, my hands might stop working. And it's all bc i went a day without eating and now i have to make sure i eat a ton of carbs or I'll get significantly worse

It sounds like I'm making shit up, but just google acute intermittent porphyria, it's all real, my nervous system can just randomly go from fine to complain fucked in a matter of hours

^ just a random assortment of screenshots because the generalized anxiety disorder and/or porphyria caused heightened anxiety are telling me that everyone is fed up with my bullshit and thinks I'm lying and I have to prove that I'm actually suffering from a real condition that can make me this sick this fast and can come back so soon and I'm not just milking things for sympathy and attention

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[panicloser]

Butcherqueen dating headcanons dump cuz I have brainrot

-they bond over each others dead wives ❤️

-start dating officially some time after they got back from the wilderness and ran away from their problems together. But they started forming more of a bond after the S3 hunt since they both got emotionally isolated from everyone else.

-Lottie fell first Shauna fell harder trope. Lottie has been into Shauna for a long ass time, throughout much of their time in the wilderness, but she didn't know how to deal with those feelings normally. Shauna didn't fall for her until she embraced Lottie's shows of affection and before she knew it she was obsessed.

-they both vehemently would kill for each other.

-understand each other on a deep a level that pushes the boundaries of reality. They get to know the messiest most vulnerable parts of each other in the time they spend together.

-Can communicate without even talking. They can just look at each other in a certain way and they both know exactly what the other is thinking or feeling. They can say something completely different than what they mean and the other will understand it. It puzzles the people around them

-they like to sit together in silence a lot

-Lottie encourages Shauna to vent or take her anger out on her and Shauna gratefully does so knowing Lottie genuinely wants that

-Lottie always expresses her belief in the wilderness and Shauna for the most part doesn't believe it but theres something that makes her want to lean into it. On a good day she tries to help ground Lottie when she has her visions, on a bad day she indulges Lottie and leans into her beliefs even shes lying. Some days Lottie will just believe whatever she says and somedays they'll argue back and forth about whether 'it' is really real or not.

-they encourage each other to do fucked up things and they're like partners in crime. both feel they have a sense of control over the other in different ways, in that they would do anything for eachother

-they run a cult together, like Lottie's except Shauna also incorporates her own ideas and control too. Have also killed people together

-would probably end up having a kid because Lottie wants one and eventually convinces Shauna into it even tho they really shouldn't have one

-they both hate themselves. They both can't believe the other person is in love with them

-both of them have a limited social battery for social events. So one of them will give the other a look when they wanna leave and then the other will make up an excuse for the both of them

-When Shauna thinks something Lottie did was cute or endearing or hot she calls her weird or a freak

-don't necessarily do little spoon big spoon, they like to cuddle in a way where they're both big spoon and kinda look like they're trying to mutually envelop each other. but if one them is little spoon it's Shauna

-Shauna is better at cooking so she's often the one who does it but Lottie tries to treat her some nights and cook for her. Shauna has tried to teach Lottie's rich girl ass to get better before but always gets too impatient and frustrated. Lottie fucking loves Shauna's food though

-meanwhile Lottie does more of the cleaning, Shauna is actually a very messy person when she's not trying and usually just leaves her shit around expecting Lottie will clean it up or Lottie will get someone else to clean it up. And Lottie is the one who likes to design the interior in certain ways to make it aesthetically pleasing, she gets very into that while Shauna doesn't really care

-Everytime Lottie goes out without Shauna, she comes back with the most random ass gifts for Shauna. She loves showering her in gifts. Shauna thinks they're weird but thinks its sweet anyways, she loves any and all attention from Lottie

-Shauna shows affection through doing things for her, and doing it as quietly as possible like randomly fixing something she said was bothering her or bringing her food if she seems to have not eaten in a while or just randomly expresses some affection or care when she feels like it or looks like she needs it. Then stops and acts like nothing happened

-Lottie's the type to get pussyfisted by Shauna and confidently embrace it without batting an eye, but if Shauna does small stuff like holding her hand randomly or kisses her on the cheek she gets shy and flustered

-Shauna = coffee, Lottie = tea

-Lottie is an early riser because she likes the sunrise and she loves that its so quiet that you can just listen to the world. In contrast, Shauna refuses to get up in the morning unless she drinks coffee. Since Lottie wants Shauna to get up early with her, she'll sometimes make her coffee to coax her out of bed. A couple times she's succeeded and they'll sit together and watch the sunrise in peaceful silence

-Lottie asks Shauna cryptic questions in the middle of the night and it annoys the fuck out of her

-cuz Lottie's so tall, sometimes she'll just look at Shauna and then randomly drape herself over her like a human blanket

-Lottie spoils the hell out of Shauna until she literally runs out of cash, especially when they first started dating. Lottie loves to plan their dates, she treats Shauna like a queen

-Shauna feels a little insecure at how much richer Lottie is than her but the other side of her is proud of herself for marrying into money

-the other YJs reaction to finding out they're dating: half of them are extremely shocked and half of them are like 'sure that might as well happen'

-outside of that they don't have a lot of friends tbh, they kinda isolate themselves

-Shauna loves Lottie's stealing habit and does it with her, they've stolen from a lot of places together

-they also like to dine and dash

-they blew up a place once, if you ask either of them about it they talk about it like they bought a puupy

-when they got married they eloped even though there's literally no reason to, they just like feeling rebelious

-they in general just like to do anything thats like "fuck the rules", they'll both encourage each other if there's any doubt

-they like to debate things with each other a lot

-Lottie rage baits Shauna

-if you do something to hurt either of them, you're fucked. But if they hurt each other it's not even acknowledged.

-one time Lottie bought this super fast blender and they put a bunch of random things in there to test it out at 3am. And they like to do other similar things at 3am.

-they comfort each other after nightmares a lot. They comfort each other a lot about the grief they both have.

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NSFW

-for the most part, Lottie bottoms, Shauna tops. Shauna likes the power and Lottie likes not having it

-but in return Lottie will go down on Shauna in a worship like way, Shauna loves that

-both freaks, both kinky as fuck, they've tried some real weird shit together

-Both horny as shit, have sex after every atrocity they commit

-Shauna's hella aggressive and Lottie has an iron pain tolerance

-Lottie is naturally very quiet so Shauna likes the challenge of trying to make her loud. Same with swearing, Lottie doesn't swear very often so it's rewarding to get one out of her

-If they do wear clothes, you bet they're doing it in the clothes of their dead wives

[smilesession]

it blows my mind to imagine people who have arrived at a position in their life where they're surrounded by "people like them," even if there's a veneer of diversity there is an inherent homogeneity because of levels of gatekeeping that everyone present has passed through, higher education and working their way through careers, waking up every day and going to locations where most people are "like you." lving in a neighborhood of people "like you" and working with people "like you" and engaging in recreational activities with people who are "like you." a life experience completely unrepresentative of the average population of the larger area. this is probably how you end up seeing a homeless guy and thinking "Ew a street person!" instead of seeing a guy who is homeless and having no instinctual neurological disgust reaction triggered by seeing a guy who is homeless

its easier to imagine this in the microcosm of where i live but it still freaks me out, i think about it all the time, the people who live in the exurbs for whom "going downtown" is an intentional activity, the people who come into my job who i can tell dont' spend a whole hell of a lot of time anywhere near here, the people who make weird comments about it being "dangerous at night" (its a midsized city in the great plains! boy are you ever some kind of a pussy!) and making me feel like i stink for living here instead of the exurbs. their internal experience of life is as unfathomable to me as mine probably is for them, having no internal value judgment one way or the other about things that feel huge to them. that i interact daily with people who have been homeless or addicted to hard drugs or schizophrenic or whatever you see as "unfathomable" and i find it to be "baseline" and "regular." when people ask if "the homeless problem" affects us at my job and a sheltered coworker will tell a CrAzY StOrY about people walking in and passing out at the workplace. but i don't see it the same, it wasnt cognitively encoded the same. i remember a homeless couple coming in, i remember having a pleasant conversation with the woman (who was visibly on meth - but who gives a shit) and giving her some waters for her bf when he passed out (who was visibly on meth - but who gives a shit) and it wasnt encoded as a "bad day at work encounter with nonpeople" memory for me

now it blows my mind to try to imagine big cities, to multiply my city by a factor of ten or more, and imagine people even more completely divorced from reality because they live in an impossibly exaggerated version of the already exaggerated version of blinded hyperreality i encounter here.

i think solipsism and myopeia are obviously inherent limiting factors of our cognition, neutral, and we were never supposed to be aware of more than like 200 other people max, and it would be like asking a fish to ride a bike to expect people to Bear It All In Mind on a planet of billions. but theres also something really fucked about what i imagine happens to a person who lives entirely ensconced in an environment of "people like them" in a place as unfathomably large and diverse as USA. but i also think solipsism and myopeia will be the cause of the end of this world. our cognitive limits will literally end this world. i could go another hour on this but i'm busy rn

[moonshynecybin]

who do you think would deal better with being isekai'd into omegaverse, marc or vale? alternatively which is more compelling

most beautiful ask. in the world. so funny. ummmm i think. vale is maybe more compelling because his issues with it would be. perhaps unsolvable and endlessly complex. guy who is a lil weird about gender, not terribly into the concept of marriage, and is pretty fundamentally adverse to being. shall we say emotionally legible/vulnerable. exposed. and omegaverse as a genre is all about exposure. its all. giving into the base instincts of your body and those same instincts giving you away to the object of your affections. its going into heat and the person youre in love with is the only one available to help you through it. its scenting someone and that being a crystal ball of their emotions and bodily state ESPECIALLY ie how much they want you specifically. its needing someone so bad you are literally insensate. its getting bonded 5ever and ever irrevocably, OFTEN in the heat of an instinctual moment without the relationship negotiation that happens irl. a genre centered around a betrayal of the body/heart to the mind, in many ways

now imagine you didnt actually grow UP in an omegaverse so you have no toolbox to DEAL with all that. sensory input off the SHITS. and. like suddenly and without WARNING now vale can feel in his CHEST exactly how distressed marc marquez is about every one of their interactions. and how much he wants his ass. like truly every part of his hind brain is like jesus christtttttt i should be inside him right tf now im a terrible alpha. and then the higher part of his brain is like what the fuck. what the fuck. i am not responsible for marc, what the fuck. and oh hey theres a bump on my penis i need to ask people about this right the hell now. thats vale. so i see this as a somewhat fraught comedy of sex errors where his ADHD ass is treading horny water trying to learn alpha manners and also. much more complexly. not fall into all of the traditional alpha expectations/roles. that little trap of gender. because at heart vale is a little trickster who loves to buck expectations!!! and maybe his journey here is realizing that he can just be himself comma sex freak. and that leaning into those "alpha" traits doesnt mean he is conforming lmao he can still have his own unique version of his family. learning the norms of a society and what makes sense to him and what still doesnt. sorting through the weeds of it. and that being vulnerable rules sometimes. and that marc loves him. because that last one is kind of hard to ignore now... again because of that emotional and physical vulnerability that comes with the genre... honestly him knowing all of that about marc without having to actually TALK about it may solve some of their problems tbh. like why work through all that verbally when you can sniff them and then fuck them. kind of the omegaverse fantasy in quite a few ways

marc. jeez louise. i think would HATE it more. at first. control freak 9000. maybe has to miss races for heats. suppressants arent legal. experiencing weird omega sexism if we want to go that route OR. my favorite. has been lying to the press about his status since he presented. tiniest 15 yr old youve ever seen: im an alpha ! :3 uh sure bud. sure. i bet. SO actually maybe he falls into a world where hes just been white-knuckling it for the last billion years during race weekends and most of the paddock kind of KNOW (scent blockers only go so far...) but are lowkey afraid to call him on it dlkjdfljldsfd... similar to vale in this scenario, he sort of has to learn how to omega— and when his heat hits during summer break and his ass start leaking in the middle of the spanish equivalent of walmart, he finds a psycho little ziploc bag of sweaty vale shirts under his bed and he genuinely is like girl what the hellllllllllll.... wiggin out. and his next heat he turns up to race with truly NO practice managing it all, so its way more obvious than normal and the farce is growing thinner and vale literally pulls him aside to be like hey are you GOOD ? but in that valentino not that i care about your ass kind of unspeakably divorced way and marc is like woag. bc a pheromone truck just ran him over. eyes glassy face flushed sweaty as hell mouth a little open.... and he opens his mouth to make an excuse and nothing comes... and then obviously they fuck like its the end of the WORLD

and like i DO think marc pulls out of it more cleanly than vale overall, bc something in HIS lizard brain would be deeply soothed by like. excelling at being an omega. getting an A + in being a bottom. doing that for vale, specifically in the context of pushing his body to the absolute LIMIT to do it.... hes locked in. its go time. and then theres the insane possibility of vale putting his mouth on his neck and them getting basically soulbonded forever where they have to have crazy sex every few months ? hes like ummmm okay. i could get used to this for a while lmao

[shoezuki]

I dunno why but I feel like Gepard can handle liquor. Like Sampo has the gift of bein smart knowin his limits and what to drink and when, so he gives off the vibe of being able to handle a lot but he's not that heavyweight. He's jus big brain conman XD. Get enough in him n he'll go down like the rest.

But Geppie. Man's sippin vodka from the bottle and not even slurrin his words. When he was a trainee the older guards decided to prank him with a glass of absinthe n called it a weak alcohol only for him to get halfway and not even bat an eye, only stopped cuz it tasted like ass. Dude takes the path of preservation seriously. Even his liver is beyond destruction XD.

Which is why I find two situations very freakin funny, which I'd love your opinion on:

1) Sampo starts up a drinking competition with him. It's on one of his guardian mandated holidays, so Gepard doesn't have to be responsible, and Dove 3 in 1 won't leave him alone anyway, so he agrees. Partway thru Sampo realises he's losin but Gep insists on gettin the drinks so he can't even cheat his way to victory. Cue Gep having to drag a very drunk, incredibly flirty Sampo back to Natasha but he keeps running off. Even being drunk doesn't stop him from havin smoke bombs up the wazoo.

2) Sampo manages to cheat, scheme, girlboss his way to victory. He comes out on top but now has the problem of an incredibly drunk, dangerously curious Silvermane Captain who won't stop flooding him with the oddest of questions. "Why are your eyes so green? Is your hair natural? What happened to the rest of your shirt? Do you really enjoy crime or is it jus something you fell into?" Whi- okay that one was oddly specific and he doesn't have the capacity, as tispy as he is, to answer.

He really needs to get him back home, before he asks the wrong person the wrong question, but isn't cognitive enough to face being questioned by Bronya and would sooner die than face Serval. So he opts into takin him to one of his more obvious hideouts which poses 10 million problems in and of itself when he keeps freakin touching everything!

ANON YOURE RIGHT YOURE A FUCKING. GENIUS. I been thinkin bout this A LOT ACTUALLY prob cuz for some reason fandom seems to lean towards gepard bein a horrific lightweight (i mean i know Why the lightweight trope is very much seen as 'cute' and childlike n whatever but i digress). But tbhtbhtbh i agree w u 100% like.

Gepard is a Tank of a Man. Homie can handle anything. Mfer the living embodiment of preservation like dude could be like 'serval this drink sucks' and hes gulping down perfume, unaffected. Dudes prob ate weird shit out on the front lines n questionable rations. The stuff in his fridge is expired n hes jus shrugging and eating it anyways.

I think w sampo its like. He SEEMS like he can handle his liquor. And hes not bad w it. But hes an Actor. Mfer could be plastered and you wouldnt know. Dude could convince a breathalyzer that hes only a Little Tipsy. But theres a threshold for him where he jus Caves at some points. Like u said tho man is Always competent w bombs. Like drunken boxing but w daggers dude could be blown over by a gentle breeze but still kicks ass.

I imagine that gepard doesnt Usually drink in that he jus. Doesnt care much. But absolutely his drink of choice is the hard shit. He jus has whiskey w ice or vodka w tonic water like a freak. Maybe a white russian if hes feelin zesty. When his guards convince him to go to the bar n challenge him to take shots he shrugs n jus packs them back no big deal.

But oh my god like. The 2nd scenario. I imagine it in order like first sampo realizing gepard has an Inhuman tolerance n making it his missiom to get the good ol captain fucked up. N it takes a while but like. Gepard jus gets more... blunt. But in a strange soft questioning way where he asks the things he wonders bout but never says aloud. The kinda soul reads like 'sampo youre a criminal not because you need to be but because you enjoy the thrill and attention right?' N sampo is just like holy fuck. But its like his inhibitions are gone and hes so Curious about everything and everything. He hangs onto sampos every word n it drives sampo crazy

[mushed-kid]

genuinwly though how would i ever be in love with someone like frfr cause like. thats just a person. first off how do i even get to know people and second i wouldnt like them and i wouldnt tell them my secrets like how would i even do that those are mine. also i think my standards are too high and i sont think id manage to get close enough to anyone to tell them about my tumblr and if u dont match that freak in a way so i can tell u about it then i dont want you. i feel like, or i think they made up love to make media about it i dont think its real. like being in love sure but like Being in Love no way i dont really believe it tbh that shit cap as hell its not real like forever??? for ever??? nuhuh , i think maybe my problem is i dont really like people at all? in a way. like i like people but also i dont? maybe i just know the wrong people idk but shiii its not looking good for me out here man like what the hell is even my life LMAO im seriously oh mygod like. i say like too much. i just. goofy as hell life tbh. or well goody as hell me. theres something so wrong with me and idont even wanna know. keep me out of this. i feel like i have a point theres something im trying to express but idk how to say it this explanation doesnt work and i keep thinking of new things and i feel like im just weird. not in a bad or sad way but just, im idk. somethings definitely going on up there, not sure what though. i feel like life is pranking me but its been almost twenty years and the jokes getting kinda old im not gonna lie

[yippeeometer]

Idk if these are considered rare pairs, but here are some of my fav rare pair ships :D

FlouiSconsin (FL/LA/WI)

FloYork

TexYork

Texas/Wyoming/Montana

*you don't have to answer any of these, please do not feel forced to :D*

gonna answer all of them try that on for size

FLOUISCONSIN:

u just know theyre the ones throwing the new years party and its literally insane. typa guys to craft a massive stone boulder so they can actually say the ball dropped on the new year. typa guys to be researching haunted things on ebay to make halloween parties realistic.

their nights out should be classed as an olympic sport. Yeah you may have won a gold medal for sprinting but 1000% 3 drunk guys being chased by a zoo animal they accidentally let escape are faster than you.

something tells me they'd be the scariest people to sit near. theyre always giggling. always watching. what can they possibly be talking about.

they own like 2 pairs of real shoes between all of them and then just various non matching crocs

since sconsin has to be soooo far from the other two they just constantly have him on facetime. all day. theyre joining in on midwest arguments they know nothing about. theyre tattling to the south as soon as any drama goes down.

FLOYORK:

they serve couple-that-isnt-divorced-but-should-be vibes. theyre SICKENING omg two of the most insane people youve ever met.

we dont play around enough w the true extent of flo's madness he'd probably fill york's room w rats bc he heard that he likes them and york, matching his freak perfectly, would find it romantic. everyone else looks on in horror.

flo turns up at northeast meetings like an in-law at family gatherings to watch the drama. he definitely has a twitter account called 'weird shit my husband's family has fought over'

two strange guys with strange passions for animals. theres a collection of gator-sized sweaters in their closet that york gives flo whenever they argue (frequently)

'youre a snowbird' 'youre a leaf peeper' have you considered youre insufferable.

TEXYORK:

i acc love this ship youre never alone when yippeeometer is at the shipyard

theyre gonna be a slow-burn but in the sense that york's natural way of speaking is in one-word sentences and texas (daddy issues galore) would instantly be freaked out. local northeast man now befuddled how his flirting is not being picked up on.

oh god theyre sooooo awkward around each other. southern hospitality vs 'i can f*cking do it myself' northeast. match made in hell. hate them. no one knows how to communicate but also its sooo not casual when he begged u to come down to his ranch so he could teach u horseback riding. was it casual when he stopped the whole 'more than a city' shtick bc he wanted to show ONLY u around.

abnormal behaviour galore.... daddy issues galore..... typa guys where theres two wolves inside them (must protect him) (ab to get soooo vulnerable around him)

TX/WY/MT

cowboys!

typa guys where their only way of flirting is through the medium of horses. this is my horse shes called angel. yeah she fast. want to ride my horse? no seriously you have to ride my horse. u can even wear my hat when u do it but its totally chill or whatever....

its actually not chill they all compete at rodeos against each other and they WILL make it ur problem when it ruins the relationship.

farmer men..... farmer men..... grrrrrr what a yeild of crops..... just got some cows...... u can see them if u want...... u can stay in my bed.....

montana would have such fun with mr. 'pay attention to me or i die' texas and mr. 'no one look at me or ill kill myself' wy. sat at the table trying to maintain eye contact constantly with one whilst completely ignoring the other to not make the whole relationship obvious (its the most obvious thing in the world.)

[ghoooooooooooooooost]

i only shared it w a friend before but can i tell you all my death mark 2 au/rewrite... here (spoilers obvi, also body horror + insects warning)

(edited so theres more details smile)

most things r the same except for the departed (and no naked girl cgs OFCOURSE)

making it so that the departed pretends to be daimon instead of the two high school girls

normal daimon is around but he’ll gradually get sick n every now n then something weeeeird happens (as in yashiki accidentally talks to fake daimon. also maybe you see the weird bug ghost that hovers above everyone near endgame with him first)

crowbar scene happens w fake daimon while real daimon is actually passed out somewhere. mashita comforts yashiki n then they both realize its a fake

(that's what these doodles were referencing)

my dearest friend chip suggested the departed could also be konoe so n that would make sense n make him more present in the plot so byeah

we both agreed that they didn't push the bug + mold horror theme far enough so i tried my hand at it. mold can be really gross irl ewwww

my design for departed daimon is actually toned down from the og tho, just bc i thought the weird spider face was more goofy than scary. personally bugs are scary to me when they're crawling on you n burrowing into your skin n making holes n laying eggs in there - like the bees in death mark 1. there was some real-stories tv show abt that specific thing happening that aired when i was a kid n it freaked me out a lot

why was hime's mold just ourple swirls boooriiiiiiiiiiiing

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edit july 15th 2024 adding this into the main og post since wonderful chippard linked it (basically a neater rewrite of everything i just said + what i said in the reblog addition. i rewrote it for a solo zine hence the proper capitalization lol)

Instead of Himeko and Michiho being The Departed, it’s Daimon and Konoe. Normal Daimon is still there but every now and then he’ll start acting strange or feeling sick due to The Departed’s possession. The “love” aspect would be shown through Daimon specifically too so Doctor Duo ship is canon in this. Konoe basically uses Daimon to try to get to his Dear Husband. In place of going into a coma like in the original, his behavior intensifies and condition worsens until he suddenly runs to the bathroom. When he comes back… dun dun dun… that’s The Departed – Yashiki doesn’t know…! Crowbar scene ensues. But!? After Yashiki tells Mashita, they see Daimon perfectly alive in the infirmary. Yasuoka found him collapsed in the hallway at some point.

The plot would play out basically the same with some changes (no fanservice girl cgs; more Konoe screen-time; Michiho + Himeko act differently; Saki or Abe partner? more school-related ghosts...).

Maybe the game could be longer to give the new characters more time to shine while not removing the returning ones. Not sure how that would work exactly… One possible solution would be to have day segments where we get to play as Yashiki while he's actively teaching (which would also address the "why'd they even pick a school setting" problem bc damn they barely did any school specific plot shit outside of Hanako & Kashima). Would be awesome and in-line with how the first game brought up war if they kept addressing problems with the education system. Also I think I wouldn’t have any unavoidable human casualties after Hanako’s chapter? All the unavoidable deaths made my friends confused about if they were doing something wrong or not and it honestly felt off to me too. It would be compelling if after failing to protect the first student(s), Yashiki actually successfully protects the rest of them in the good route. Making him feel like he’s become more steadfast after the first game and staying true to his word. Especially if Naomi survives in my opinion - ‘she almost dies but is spared if you make the right choices’ or something like that. She could even be in the room when Yashiki sings the school song.

Not sure how I'd make The Departed feel even more connected to the school... Maybe there's a romantic superstition popular among the students that's based off their "wedding ceremony" -- but it's innocent enough to not give away how they died.

[notthestarwar]

👀so… undead fox you say?

omg thank you for asking! sorry it took me so long to reply to this lol

ok i love this story its so twisty.

ok so it begins with this

'an old evil sleeps in the heart of Coruscant. there is something wrong with the coruscant guard'

this is from ch1 (it's a red herring dw)

hound finds the body of a clone and it becomes apparent that this is far from the first. the guard keep finding these bodies and theyre very sad about it but also being kind of shifty? like. they arent telling anyone outside the guard about it and theyre kinda dealing with it quietly.

meanwhile, the guard are trying to deal with hushing up another problem. theres something very wrong with Fox. he is acting kind of creepy. vacant and he's always staring off in to the distance with glazed eyes and theyre having to round him up and keep an eye on him at all times but he always manages to escape anyway. he's always talking about hearing the whispers of coruscant and saying bizzare shit. theyre trying to get him to keep his helmet on to hide that there is clearly something up with him but he's just not cooperating. he isnt really doing his job anymore and he also wont look after himself at all. theyre having to make him shower and clean his teeth and stuff.

pretty much: the guard is stressed as hell trying to keep this all under wraps. theyre having to dodge calls from foxs batchmates. the calls turn in to visits. theyre still finding dead clones round every corner on coruscant and going to a strange amount of effort to hide the deaths. you begin to get the idea that maybe… maybe its fox killing these clones.

eventually, cody turns up at the guard headquarters just as theyre taking in a dead clone. and. surprise! the dead clone is fox.

the story comes out, it turns out ALL the dead clones are fox. It started with the chancellor was sending fox on these weird missions. he came back from one of them different, (possesed) and ever since then the chancellor keeps killing him. every time, fox just reports in like normal after he wakes up. the chancellor is disturbed as hell. he cant find any way to use fox, fox is just a liability. if the jedi find out about this possessed clone, theyre going to start asking questions palpatine doesnt want asked. he's worried fox could be traced back to him. but heres the funny part. he is weirdly unnerved by fox. he's a bit of a control freak and he hates how out of control this situation is with fox and fox is generally…very creepy. in palpatines eyes its like. you kill your employee and the next morning he's standing at your desk like nothing has changed. he's unnerving!!! palpatine is so creeped out by fox that he doesnt want to imprison him so he just ends up with this tunnel vision trying all these different ways to kill him like. it'll work this time.

once cody finds out they go to the jedi and tell all. the jedi are like. right we need evidence so we can take down the chancellor. quin starts working on the case, but his proximity to new fox results in him being slightly possesed himself and falling. now they are weird and creepy together.

the whole point of the story is about the guard grieving someone whos still there. meanwhile, fox is trying to figure out who he is now (he eventually gets more of a hold over the posession and starts living again but hes a whole new person now.) while watching the guard mourn someone he doesnt remember how to be. he cant be that for them. his old self is a stranger.

its also about how trauma can make you worse. he knows that they all miss who he was but he's changed. quinlan is made worse by fox and neither of them really care. quinlan is happy to embrace this new him now hes fallen. theyre both making each other worse but they do love each other. the sith spirit iteself has been changed by trauma, it turns out that it was the spirit of a child thats been trapped in this sith temple for ages, slowly losing what it is to be human. the spirit possesses him both to save itself and to save fox. so the whole story is about these grey areas of morality. theyre not doing the right thing, nobody is, but at the same time its kind of understandable why??? its a mixed bag of fun ethical dilemas pretty much.

I've done a lot of thinking about the vibes of this and I've assigned a quote to each chapter like I did with dead from the beginning so that's been fun

This is the ending I've got planned. Fox and quin go off together as these new, worse versions of themselves. The guard and the jedi struggle to understand cause they're stuck on the ppl that Fox and quin were

[majorasnightmare]

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HI HIII i saw you post this about naadja 💜💜💜 im going to send this to the wonderful gay ppl in my tumblr activity YAY

obviously its dirgeposting time. in part cuz i dont have the energy today to unearth anyone else from my brain!

I am the WORST person to describe aesthetics because Im not a very visual person (im MUCH more literary) but if im going to try id say hes basically like if a rogue was a caster (which is also coincidentally what I do for all my warlocks lmao). He tends to gravitate towards high collars into open v necklines, that rogue penchant for sensible-but-form-hugging leathers but the caster influence takes those sharp leather jackets+armor and pushes it into a longer coat with a sharply tailored waist, and a sensibly fantastical amount of belts+storage. leg pouches elevate most any fantasy armor design ESPECIALLY for casters, theyre like garters to me. color scheme wise his is blue and black, tho i play around with accent colors like metallics. its really just entirely vibes

personality wise i tend to describe him as a very simple person with fun complicated reactions. hes stuck with a loaded backstory full of trauma, when he only has like strong opinions about three things MAX when not in a Plot™️. his habits and physical behaviors are loosely inspired by the weird shit wolves do when they like you, hes a weird little freak who barely shys away from Dark Urgin On Main, and if your trying to predict what he'll do using his various miscellaneous likes and dislikes, you only really have to think about three things: will he get to kill people? will someone hes close to have a strong opinion about this situation? does he actually have to engage with another person in a meaningful fashion or can he sit there and think about minthara covered in gore on ketherics throne and then give you a thumbs up to leave the interaction? this is literally the criteria i use when picking his dialogue options. hes very good at appearing complicated but the inner machinations of his mind are a gore powered fuck machine with very consistent reactions. makes answering stuff like this a BREEZE

if i had to pick a FAVORITE thing about dirge, its how blatantly weird he is, constantly. he was ironically better at passing for a normie BEFORE the lobotomy, despite being MORE fucked up. he rarely even tries to be Totally Normal, and while the weirdness is a sliding scale based on how likely it is to cause problems, he IS of the opinion that everyone hes with regularly will just kinda have to get used to it. so hes just saying odd shit, off the cuff, to everyone, constantly, and isnt invested even a little in hiding the cannibalism. its so fuckin great i adore it

fun fact! i only figured out pre lobotomy dirge and act 3 dirge were having symptoms of specifically OCD when i had a bad OCD spiral myself and ended up going through similar thought loops. up until then i was looking at his reactions to stress and trauma and considering any number of other anxiety disorders (with OCs i tend to let them breathe and react first, and diagnose retroactively). and then i remembered OCD can cause psychosis symptoms and ive literally had hallucinations because of it LMAOO. making some weird freaky little guy and thinking to myself "theres no fuckin WAY ive projected somethin onto THIS GUY" and then he has the same Vague Undefined Shrimp Color Crazy ive nebulously experienced for two decades before someone sat my ass down with a diagnosis like oh GODDAMMIT

an in character fun fact is that while he absolutely LOATHES baldurs gate proper, he really likes the chionthar river

he has picrews also 👇

[pumpkinsy0]

Instrument/band purly au headcannons???

If that makes sense

im basing this off my experiences w music classes i hope we r all rockin w that

i hope i read this right and u meant band as in band class and not BAND band😢😢

•ok so their music class had units where they did different instruments each unit there was piano, guitar, then drums, and then after those main ones they dabbled into other ones

•if theres one instruments haitians gonna cling to its guitars, ik that was curlys fav unit, pony was having a bit of trouble w all of em

•they can both read music sheets well, thats not the issue here, they can grasp that part pretty easily bc they drum on each others thighs/knees to tap out the beat, the problem is PLAYING those bitches

•pony CANNOT play the piano, he could NOT understand how to play that thing, for the life of him, even if u paid him to play twinkle twinkle little star he’d tell u to keep ur money to save himself the embarrassment

•curly CAN play the piano he just doesnt like to cause its boring as shit to him, every other thing tho he loves playing and is constantly fiddling w em

•however curly was just annoying as hell on the drums so he was pushed to stick w guitar, he kept doing that “ba dum tsss” shit w the drums when something happened and nobody could take it anymore

•pony hated the drums bc it was always so loud and it pissed him off so bad, he was so happy when curly was taken off those drums man😭

•they both teamed up a lot when it was time to just practice, they did get the job done tho, its not that the class was THAT hard or anything, theyre both pretty artistic, the would rlly just fuck around and laugh, they did practice, but they got it pretty quick so they didnt spend too long on it

•when it came time for everyone to come together to practice the song as a whole, pony and curly were giggling to themselves bc more chances than not they sounded like shit all together, these mfs sounded tone deaf, but other times they just cringe bc they cover songs they actually like and its just completely fucked up

•they HATEEEE performing in front of everyone, angela doesnt take the music class they take, she takes chorus (more like is forced to) and she always SPECIFICALLY looks out for curly to laugh in his face

•once the teacher held a recital and tim, soda, and darry showed up and tim was like rodrick in greg’s talent show, just recording for blackmail later on, darry and soda was supportive but that didnt make pony any less better he wanted to DIE on stage

•dont even get them started on the wind instrument unit.

•would this REALLY b papercut if i didnt say that curly would use this class especially to flirt w pony with little to no restraint bc he could just tell the teacher that they were so close bc he was trying to teach pony the proper hand placements and he was so near his ear bc it was loud as hell🤨🤨🤨

•pony would fuck w the cowbell lowkey, its simple and he doesnt have to put that much effort, curly is just fucking w the tambourines pretending hes in church or somethin

•taking those instruments home was hell on the both of them, neither of them bring fucking backpacks to school so holding the instruments around felt so weird to em

•usually darry doesnt allow the bedroom door to b closed when curlys around, but bc theyre “practicing their instruments” he allows it BUT he does pop in more frequently to make sure they do NOT match each others freaks

•that dont stop curly though he WILL get kissed in that room one way or another, if theyre kissing and they hear the door knob jiggle, they just quickly pull away and pretend they r discussing the music sheet

[gagsolineoilrefinery]

brian headcanons? pretty please

Smiles so big and wide at you yes absolutely I love that little freak

putting under a read more for convenience's sake

- I'm 100% a Bug Brian truther, that man is an insect you can't convince me otherwise, I like to think he can make weird little chittering noises and climbs up walls with his hands and feet for enrichment

- He's trans and has no last name because he didn't care enough to pick a new one so he went with none, acts all mysterious about it because he thinks it makes him look cool

- This man needs glasses so fucking badly but after a litany of "nerd" comments growing up he refuses to wear them, has attempted contacts but cant get them in his eyes for the life of him

- He would genuinely rather die than go to the factory, he does all his needed repairs on himself unless he's forced to (usually by Ben or William)

- He gets along with his co workers in, his own way when he's forced to interact with them. He does not understand how to behave "appropriately" around other people, he's my favorite rude autism icon (he is going to insult your intelligence at any given opportunity with what he sees as good intentions and does not understand why everyone hates him)

- I'm also a Bellthinker truther I think that british man should kiss that bug right on the brain dome and make him so flustered his systems soft reset

- Every time theres a meeting that he's in the second he's at the front of the room the entire mood changes because everybody knows he's gonna have a whole presentation planned thats no less than 1 hour long, and he will yell at you if you try to stand up for any reason

- I like to think living in the heart of toontown (right in the playground no less) definitely has some side effects on him, the silliness is rubbing off on him more than he realizes, most obviously things like his brain exploding comically when he starts baby raging

- Im sorry this man is absolutely a cog reddit user (coggit? idk) you can't change my mind, hes a power mod and proud of it, keeps getting talked to for using it on company time though

- He's very attatched to the Desk Jockeys but absolutely hates to admit it, I like to think its a Dr. Robotnik with Scratch and Grounder type dynamic (thinking especially like that one scene where Robotnik says "I don't even know why I bother to repair you guys, I suppose I'm too sentimental" shit like that)

- With his dynamics with the other toontown central managers, I think he actually feels very guilty about the incident that happened with Buck- but instead feigns a petty hatred for him so nobody will ask him about it and he doesn't have to admit how monumentally he fucked up

- He's on relatively chill terms with William, they're both angry big mouthed autistic people who do not know how to shut up so they mesh pretty well, I think they like to fight eachother to let off steam and then makeup immediately after, Brian isn't too fond of the whole oil leakage problem thing though because it makes a mess of his basement but he doesn't exactly hold it against him since he knows he can't help it

- When he can spare the time he loves poking around in the systems of his co workers just to see how they operate out of morbid curiosity and to see how he can make the jockeys more efficient, he's on that medic tf2 shit, not many of them let him do it though (understandably so)

- Probably went to whatever the cog equivalent of medical school was but lost his medical license after The Buck Incident™️

(And I think thats probably good for now because I am dangerously treading the line of infofumping about my AU sorry I have so many thoughts about this creature)

[who-is-shades]

raz dnd 44

next morning! zen leaves parsleys tent and time for breakfast soup! wheatley is looking nervously at zen lol. senna fucked off into the woods lol. teya is exhasberated at zen lol. zen frowns and takes the soup away no breakfast for us. parsley says hes gonna hurt him if he makes soup again lol.

zen pulls out a pan with a frown and makes pancakes! senna comes back with a bundle of weeds. zen throws a pancake at parsley for being a little shit xD hes still frowning while cooking lol. parsley gets rouge back, teya put a lil bow on her :3

he hopes we choke on the food lol. teya whispers he choked on something allright lol. senna is not eating and just tossing weeds into the fire. zen gives wheatley one of those orbs so he can eat too lol. SP has picked up sennas plate and is shoving it against her lol.

androids not a foodie dont bring up the soup. parsley says the spite makes it taste great lol. time to go! after a while we see a big spiraling kingdom in the distance surrounded by a big wall. senna is noticibly lagging behind everyone. senna says she feels...weird. like an ice cold bath. she looks up at the wall nervously. she grabs papyrus hand and continues.

Serkonos! Guards at the gate! wheatley waves at them, bad idea. they blow a horn and an army runs out of the gate. senna tells wheatley to get behind her, and drags papyrus to the front with her. They immediately kneel.

Knight Papyrus and Queen Senna! wheatley peeks out lol. Senna tells them to be at peace, they are friends and here to investigate. They stand down and take senna and friends to the palace, forming a troope around everyone.

the guards on the walls have weird magical ballista lol. parsley flips them off lol. the people start kneeling as senna passes. they whisper as they see wheatley, assholes. As we cross the gate senna feels intense malice and hears 'finally' in her head and she collapses. NO MORE CLERIC?!

senna pales and is doing very unwell. tears roll down her face in silence. the guards take her away and summon some carriages. the royal guard! taken straight to a room with doctors and the door slams and stops the others from entering. a butler arrives and offers to take them to some rooms to rest. someone gaves wheatley some shoes cause he has no traction. they also gave some to teya she says no lol.

wheatley wants to room with teya lol. parsley also is going with them lol. teya asks for a large single room for everyone. their taken to a living room like place. teya asks if the door can be open a crack cause shes claustrophobic (liar) but he abides.

wheatley is trying to snuggle with everyone lol. teya transfers into nova dammit. cat mode activated. android grabs nova and says she causes problems for everyone. she just shakes her head lol. teya goes back to normal frustrated. android says to discuss shit with everyone first.

she just needs to get near the room to hear whats going on. she cant and wont do anything else as a cat lol. android gives the go-ahead nice. he'll take responsibility if something happens. teya rolls over cat style in front of the door lol. one guard wants to pet the others tell him not too lol.

theres nothing 'wrong' with senna says the doctors. its like shes extremely exhausted. papyrus says its much more than that. her faith, her connection, has been severed. hes seen such things before from paladins leaving his order. she needs rest and time to adjust. teya heads back!

teya says shits fucked. parsley groans and collapses on the couch. wheatley is freaking out and dissassociating. android is in thought. teya still doesnt trust papyrus aww. zen cant say much that doesnt work like that for him lol. so. they might be stuck here for a while. groans abound lol. parsley paces. a cat purrs with wheatley and parsley says its gonna explode. wheatley says no they dont xD

theres a knock at the door! its papyrus! senna will be fine he says, she just needs rest. a few hours hopefully. the docs are taking good care of her! wheatley asks what happaned. paps thinks her connection to her god was totally severed. no idea how or why. she might have been abandoned. shes a great person and a great fighter, and paps is gonna look into this for them.

he asks if they need any nourishment. their not in the mood. 5 minutes of paps and parsley staring at each other in silence XD when he leaves parsley asks how likely it was sennas god was killed. android says that doesnt happen unless all the followers are killed. if even 1 is left they will be alive. wheatley clings to android a little lol.

teya decides to use the spinglephone! groggy spingledorf! she asks why a god would leave a cleric. 1 reason is that their faith wasnt enough and they are deemed unworthy. it might be a test. gods are fickle. wheatley asks if something else or someone could do it. there ARE some ancient artifacts but those are temporary. during the time of the gods war so VERY old. unlikely to be any artifacts left. parsley asks spingledorf if hes heard of a henweigh. swing and a miss with him. wheatley asks it though but is confused with the answer.

teya wonders if sennas god is pissed shes working for robotgod. android says most gods arent all knowing, unless it pertains to sight or knowledge. teya asks how likely it is a god could misplace someone. android says it IS possible, but praying helps. senna stopped recently. uh oh.

zen remembers robogod looked into sennas god! he did not know of sennas. her god died during the gods war?! how does a god just disappear like that? there is the noble ember, they werent extinct despite their best. so their gods alive probably.

wheatley shifts uncomfortably. parsley sighs and asks wtf the god war is. android says the noble ember started it. wheatley interjects it was the people that killed chell. it lasted over a thousand years. a vengeful god, full of grudges. it mostly went after followers of primordial fire. one by one each god fell until the primordial fell.

gods fought back. it wasted the land, hence few kingdoms. this one is up and running decently. gods cant fight directly and used their followers. some joined the noble ember god. chaos. death. even 1 followers is enough to save a god. and you can bring it back if you find its ways of worship.

it IS possible someone got scriptures of sennas god and changed how it worship. the war is why android was created. to keep robogod safe and alive. robogod wants to bring them back if possible.

[silvernyxa]

Ooooooh I read through the Luv on TV posts and I am HOOKED. Have you written a fic or anything anywhere? It's soooooo good and I'd like to see more!!

unfortunately theres no fic! doing a full fic for this AU would like actually take me forever to write, but i might end up doing little snippets here and there!

in the meantime, tho, here's some of my initial notes 👍

Patrick and Joe still meet in Borders, but all talk of starting a new pop punk band is just that. All talk. Fall Out Boy, before it’s even called Fall Out Boy, dies right then and there. Patrick doesn’t end up sharing his demos, doesn’t meet Pete Wentz, isn’t cajoled into becoming a singer. 

Without a band to focus on, Patrick goes on with his life. He graduates, goes off to college, graduates again, and he finds himself back in Chicago living in a shitty apartment working a shitty retail job because it turns out, there’s kind of nothing to do with an English degree. 

It gets to the point where the only conversations Patrick’s really having is small talk with customers and clipped reassurances to his mother that he’s fine, yes he’s eating his vegetables, he’ll come see her next weekend maybe and yeah he kind of does need help paying rent. 

Maybe some of the wires in Patrick’s brain are a little crossed, or his morals are a bit looser than the average person’s, or perhaps he’s just gone crazy from standing at a register all day- whatever the reason, Patrick makes the very logical conclusion that to solve his social problem, he needs to steal a dead body. 

Patrick’s the kind of guy who just knows weird shit because his mind is constantly searching for something to scratch that itch for knowledge and the depths of the internet is a wonderful place for that sort of thing.

Patrick is also the kind of guy (or, he likes to think of himself as the kind of guy) who can learn anything he sets his mind out to. Drums, trumpet, foreign languages, coding, how to break into a morgue, how to get bloodstains out of your carpet before your landlord sees, you name it. There’s a plethora of online forums that Patrick has to make sure to clear from his search history or better yet he ought to just destroy his whole laptop. 

His robot’s kind of a weird guy. Patrick doesn’t know if it could even be considered a robot. He’s just…weird. He’s not got the best control over his body. He seems to be insanely freaked out by small moving creatures, so Patrick has to keep scaring off the feral alley cats that gather on his fire escape. He doesn’t sleep and sometimes just sits there staring at Patrick, quietly watching, his screen flickering in the dark of the night, both alive and dead at the same time.

But Patrick likes him anyways. There’s nobody else in the world who can keep up with him, match for match, when it comes to quoting 80s movies (it definitely helps that he’s, like, basically a walking talking computer) He doesn’t get annoyed in the way other people tend to do when Patrick goes off on a ramble, and even seems actually interested to hear what he’s got to say. He treats Patrick’s shitty GarageBand tunes like they’ve been composed by fucking Mozart and the impressions don’t piss him off, either, and he doesn’t leave. He stays and he lights up when Patrick gets home from work and asks how his day was and it’s fucking nice, so yeah, Patrick likes him.