#objectified piper

[leederpfucker]

I made an Objectified family tree (kind of)

I made it using Google Slides although it would be fun to draw a traditional family tree with these guys one day. Also the images will be updated with new info (although how much after is up in the air)

Notes under the cut

I am only including confirmed public information. Any speculations (like my theory that Faux is Morrigan's sister based off of the fact that the mythological Morrigan is part of a sister trio) or Patreon confirmed relations are banned from this family tree

We do actually know to an extent how related to Faux the Faux Objects are. To quote the FAQ on the site: "Closely related characters often have long bodies, fly, and have curved claws. Far descendants are more likely to have a special hidden ability that can help them in a survival situation, though they may not be aware of it until it is too late." So, Body Pillow is on some level closely related to Faux. I THINK (do not quote me on this) during an LSD video (not sure which one) Chester mentioned Faux has been dead for a while to Faux is likely Body Pillow's great great grand relative. However, since we don't know the specifics Body Pillow will currently stay in "unknown relations"

The reason pretty much none of these include two sets of (unknown) parents is because if we have zero info on a relative they weren't included. Although I should mention right here that out of the main cast Gum is the only one who spawned from a single parent

If you think you've seen this post before you have. I deleted the original since Tumblr messed with the ordering

Characters that are here but not tagged due to tag limits: Unnamed marine person (note the fins), Citrus' sister, Painkiller's parents, Gum's mom, Sharps' mom, Minty and Malt's mom, Fuzzball's mom and step dad, Sugarcube, Dynamite's parents, Dynamite, Push, Push's adopted nephew, Ribs, Porkloin, Wagyu

[zuli08]

Wait today is Mother’s Day? Whatever look at this doodle I made some days ago

I don’t know how to draw crows

IB: A4livelsHer3

[somewhereincairparavel]

I was having a good day until I realized how much objectifying Jason was subjected to, So many people just saw him as an object.

He was literally like placed like a historical artifact at Camp Jupiter because of his dad, everyone there only saw him as a legend, not as a person with real feelings. Camp Jupiter was all worshippy with him while he was there but was quick to turn on him after he disappeared, thinking he was dead and didn't even hold a funeral or anything, just moved on with zero thought of him and replaced him like he was some kind of statue.

Even Percy felt bad for staying at Jason's praetor room because he felt terrible for taking Jason's place just like that. So you just know how nonchalant people where when it came to Jason's disappearance. Nobody spoke of him fondly, no one bothered about Jason's wellbeing, To them, he was simply a chess piece that helped them succeed but they didn't care about his fate as long as they got a better replacement.

Please don't get me started on how Piper "claimed" Jason to drew without his knowledge like he was a prize or something. ("Stay away from Jason Grace, he's mine he just doesn't know it yet" Piper honey wtf was that 😭) only to dump him and be SO outwardly bitchy and hostile acting like she got dumped or something, post break up after he was fully in love with her. (Which is something she ironically said she would never do because, as she put it, she was "much different" than other Aphrodite girls) she ended up being more of a heartbreaker than drew herself.

Jason was also, as hazel put it, considered as Hera's pawn to stop gaia's plan.

Zeus didn't care about his death, because to him, Jason is simply one of the many children he has. He doesn't care of he loses one because he has plenty of other sons and daughters to carry his legacy.

Poor jason was just discarded like scrap after his purpose was fulfilled.

[that-guy-in-the-chiton]

Also, making Piper look more natural and not like an otherworldly beauty queen, which white writes do to many female Native American characters to objectify them. Not only that, but have Piper fall in love with a person of color instead of a white guy @the-aila-test.

Rick gets a lotta love from the fandom for "representation," yet doesn't put in the effort to portray said cultures/races he depicts sensitively and appropriately. It felt kinda icky reading about Piper because of what you wrote and considering the fact that coloured boys/girls get objectified more than white folk in the media, even if they happen to be minors. I feel that if Rick did a little more research and was more attentive towards the characters' background and cultures than it would've been a much better experience.

[hazellvsq]

frank and piper are interesting counterpoint narratives to me. both of them have relatively mundane problems compared to the rest of the cast yet their parent's domains represent the heights of human passion as defined by the series, despite piper and frank both being (outwardly) dispassionate and (inwardly) mopey. the good end of these domains is love and protection (selfless), the bad end is heartbreak and bloodlust (selfish), which both of them try to resist. they both get claimed last out of their trios and had beforehand assumed that they were the children of someone else. both also experience perceived rejection from their mortal family directly before the series begins - both express anger and hurt at being "sent away". their rejection and unexpected claiming, back-to-back, results in discombobulation for them both, and feelings of humiliation brought on by both sets of parents.

they also both go through forced physical transformations by their parents to fit an ideal they don't want. all of the characters experience issues of identity and self-esteem but i think its the most pronounced with these two in the series. neither of them really knows who they are, and are pessimistic about their own capabilities. they are also counterpoints in that they feel disconnected from their own looks - both are very self-conscious people, but, based on how they're described by other characters, piper is probably the most beautiful member of the 7 and frank is probably the least. piper is frequently harassed and objectified, whereas frank is teased constantly about his looks. he neither feels as childish as his face is nor as grown as his body is, and he doesn't understand how to move through the world. both of which are common experiences throughout puberty - suddenly being treated differently on the basis of a body that's changing faster than you want or understand.

(discourse alert) i don't have a lot to add to the piper transformation discourse except that i do think its interesting that her blessing was temporary within the book and her love interest actually self-reflected on his reaction to it and realized that he should not have told her that she looked hot in that instance. rick did reverse frank's transformation five years later and i'm curious about his thought process about both writing it in the first place and in reversing it, and what feedback he received, if any. piper's transformation was a makeover whereas frank's was a puberty, which later rick walked back with "actually frank is still going through puberty". piper's was cheesy, sure, but frank's falls so flat bc that's just not how it works. its too much of a stretch. i don't even think it was in rick's og plan for frank, maybe he just watched captain america and was like "hell yeah i should do that" and flipped a coin between frank and leo, bc again frank was already initially described as physically grown in his debut book. and i can't even talk about hazel's reaction to to it bc its not real to me and i can't read suddenly. idk frank's plotline in general was too rushed in that book and he should have gotten another pov chapter set at least bc rick was trying to do too much too fast and relied on idiocy like the transformation to support it in the place of real character work when it wasn't even necessary for anything he accomplished in the book. he could've just walked around with better posture and achieved the same effect.

[lochlogie]

I just think it would be very intriguing if Saxon wanted Lochy and thought that it was reciprocal, but at the end of it, he comes to realise that Lochlan simply only wanted to please him. .. but I also think attempting to write this myself would end me. Anyway, just my two cents.

That's basically my interpretation of the actual show already. For my existing fic, I took a more subtle approach where they're both extremely confused about what they feel toward each other due to [redacted], but I think Saxon (subconsciously pre yacht party) wants Lochlan and he definitely assumes Lochlan is gay, and I think in Saxon's mind, gay = brotherfucker. Hear me out.

Part of me at first interpreted the "So what kind of porn do you like?" scene as possibly bullying? I am gay, and delulu, and paranoid, and a mess. There were boys in middle school who started hitting on me ironically and it was definitely some kind of twisted game to out me or something, I don't really know actually. But every day for months I was being sexually harassed by straight boys. If any of them had actually been cute, I might have crashed out.

There was something about that scene, something about Patrick and Sam's performances... I genuinely thought Saxon's obsession with Lochlan not being like Piper and getting laid definitely feels like he's trying to course correct. Lochlan isn't masculine enough for Saxon's taste. He's 100% under Homo Suspicion (I saw a person say Victoria's dream of Lochlan sitting with the trans women was meant to convey she suspects Lochlan is gay, which... duh the whole world suspects he's gay).

I know this isn't the point of your ask but I'm addicted to yapping.

So Saxon, being the narcissistic emotionally braindead loser douchebag he is, absolutely would think "Lochy likes men... oh so he'd probably want me then right?" So I thought that whole scene was Saxon objectifying himself in a mocking ironic way, like "Like what you see little fagboy? Yeah I bet you want me. Oh you like my ass, oh you want to see my cock, I bet you've fantasized about this for years FUDGEPACKER!"

That's also why I rolled my eyes whenever a Redditor would say "Um saying Lochlan is gay because he wants his brother is the real homophobia, that's so gross, comparing incest to being gay!" those people are so fucking stupid. I know what it's like to have people present themselves as objects of desire to make fun of you because they think you're gay. And Saxon would ignore the obvious incestuous element of that if he thought Lochlan were gay and chose to make fun of him in a similar way.

They don't get it like I do!

The gag is that it's Saxon who's fantasized about having a sexual encounter with Lochlan the whole time. Because... what would he have hoped to accomplish by bullying Lochlan in this way? Would that really have turned him straight? Really Saxon? Or were you a little too invested in the performance?

Anyway I no longer think that's the intent of the scene, or of their dynamic as a whole. Saxon can be condescending, he can be mean, but he's not really cruel like that. And there's another element, the dialogue revealed this to me. Mike White was totally afraid of going too far with Saxon. Michael, hold my hand when I say this babygirl... you could've had Saxon call Lochlan a faggot. You could've had him actually say shockingly bigoted shit like I know he would.

What was the point of this? Oh, I think you're right, Saxon wants Lochlan but Lochlan is a teenager who was never allowed to organically form his own desires so any attraction he feels to Saxon doesn't feel authentic to me? I'm interested in trying out a new dynamic though. The funniest option by far is that neither of them are attracted to each other but they end up fucking anyway.

[13tinysocks]

i just wanted to say that im so glad your interpretation of the creeps are adults. for too long in this fandom ppl wrote them as teens (i get it bc that was the demographic at the time) but people will write hardcore smut of the teen creeps which is FUCKING WEIRD ‼️sometimes the authors will excuse their actions by saying the characters are fictional as if that makes a difference?? 😭 it’s still a weird ass mindset like leave that little boy alone ‼️

I understand having a crush on a character as a minor continuing into your adulthood but continuing to write them as a child/teen while you're an adult is strange to me. Jeff has long since been 13 in my head, he's always been older than me so he ages that way in my head. To me he's 23-25. But that's just me! Your idea of Jeff's age can be loose or stagnant as you'd like because everyone has creative control over these characters. That's what I like about the fandom.

But also this fandoms "cannon" is incredibly loose and policing it just doesn't work. If you still see a character as a certain age I won't judge and continue to carry my own interps as do you. While most people get this and are entirely normal- there are some freaks who unfortunately are adults writing teenage porn which is somehow more objectifying of teens than shit like Riverdale. It's something I've seen an unfortunate amount. And while they ARE fake writers must be aware of the real world impacts they may have by writing minors in porn- how that normalizes that to potential minor readers and makes weird ass adults feel comfortable being gross to minors.

The biggest demographic writing "teen porn" are teens with NSFW headcannon blogs that say 16+ in their bio. While it's upsetting to see an underdeveloped mind consume and make porn, there isn't much we can do besides reporting them. They're teenagers, they don't listen. Trust me, I was also 16 reading porn and that put me at risk for sexual grooming and hypersexuality. I didn't listen so I had to pay the piper. If you're a minor reading this for some unfortunate reason: It CAN happen to you. I hope to god it doesn't but I thought I was too smart and too internet savvy- I was not and you're not either.

TLDR: Report and block these people. Do not engage with their content. Minor or adult it's unhealthy for the writer and consumer.

[warningsine]

What's the most wrong you've been about the premise of a show or movie before you watched it?

Before I (go) watch a film, I watch the trailer, take into account the director/cinematographer/cast and read a small summary of what it's about.

Before I check out a tv show, I go to Wikipedia or another source altogether, and again, I learn all about its premise.

Either way, I don't get surprised in that sense.

That being said, I was very wrong about how women are portrayed in OITNB, because I paid mind to hearsay, i.e., how the dudebros in my circle described the "hot lesbians."

Leaving aside that Piper is bi, Piper/Alex turned out to be the boring part of the show (to me) and the ladies weren't objectified. Quite the opposite in fact.

[piratewithvigor]

WRESTLING VIDEO MASTERLIST

Compilations - Clips of Wrestlers that follow a theme

Single Wrestlers

Bret Hart - 💖Bret Hart Being Just The Sweetest Baby💖

Bret Hart - Heel’s Face

Danhausen - Danhausen In Exactly As Much Context As He Requires

Kevin Nash - Kevin Nash being lowkey iconic even though 2001 was a bit... ehhh

Kevin Nash - Kevin Nash being the softest bean alive for 4 minutes

Kevin Nash - 3 Minutes Of Shamelessly Objectifying Kevin Nash's Lime Green Caboose

"Mean" Gene Okerlund - Mean Gene Okerlund being silly

MJF - MJF Being Completely Insufferable Part 1: Jul-Nov 2019

MJF - MJF Being Completely Insufferable Part 2: Nov 2019-Jan 2020

MJF - MJF Being Completely Insufferable Part 3: Jan-March 2020

MJF - MJF Being Completely Insufferable Part 4: April - August 2020

Randy Savage - Sh*it Randy Savage Just Says

Shannon Moore - A Tale Of Wrestling's Poorest Little Meow Meow

Undertaker - 30 Years of The Undertaker (condensed into a very speedy 5 minutes)

Groups

The Elite - Best 15 Seconds Of Each BTE (1-23)

The Hardys - The Hardy Show: Rednecks On The Loose

AEW Moments That Have Probably Changed Me As A Person

Ranking Hey!(EW) Guests Based On How Angry They Get Being There

Welcome To Hey! (EW): 2 Years Of Wrestlers Mostly Fucking Up RJ's Opening Bit

Oh, You Missed The First 3 Years Of AEW? Let Me Catch You Up Real Quick

Oh, You Missed June 2022-September 2023 AEW? Lemme Catch You Up Real Quick

Randy Savage, Ultimate Warrior & Roddy Piper - A Selection Of 1980s WWF Promos

WWE Moments That Cannot Be Easily Explained To Anyone Who Doesn't Watch Wrestling

AND NEW CHAMPION 1963-1999 1999-2016

Flubs

My First 50 Edits In 5 Minutes

Wrestling Out Of Context

Music Videos - Footage Of A Wrestler Set To Music

Edits - Changing video or audio of a clip for comedic effect

[thatrandomartistjavi]

If I have to see one more person go I know its controversial but I dont ship Cheshire and Piper like

GIRL

Five other people other than me talked about it O N C E shut uppppppppppp

Like nobody cares about Cheshire unless its to objectify him and nobody gives two fucks about Piper nobody is gonna give a shit man

Nobody is coming to harass you omggggg

I gotta stop going into even character specific eah tags cause I get so mad

[jasiper]

adore you

fine line series 3/12

you don’t have to say you love me

you don’t have to say nothing

you don’t have to say you’re mine

If Piper could go back in time, crash the wedding reception, grab her past self by the nape of her neck and drag herself out of the venue to give herself a good kick in the ass, she would.

Okay, maybe she wouldn’t crash her best friend’s wedding purely for the sake of not having sex, but in retrospect, she was being dumb. Completely and utterly idiotic. When it came to Jason, she seemed to lack the proper amount of brain cells to think Piper, maybe it’s a good idea not to sleep with your best friend again!

But it happened, time travel didn’t exist, so while she’s spending more time with Jason than ever, she’s also unable to fight the inkling that maybe after all this time, she is still in love with him, even after years of being apart.

How can she do this to herself? She spent years alone, maintaining a comfortable (yes, comfortable even though sometimes it was hard) distance between her and Jason. Sometimes there was a lapse of judgment, a night where the tensions got too high and they found themselves beneath the sheets, limbs intertwined and lips pressed to each other’s skin. They always manage to brush it off—an awkward laugh, averted eye contact, the walk of shame. It doesn’t stay awkward for long because by the next day, they’re texting and chatting like usual. It’s fine. It always ends up fine. Piper can still mash down her feelings and pretend it’s all okay.

Ever since Annabeth and Percy’s wedding, it isn’t just a one-time thing. It’s part of her daily routine. Wake up, coffee, work, dinner, she sees Jason, repeat. Maybe deciding on doing her last year of med school in San Francisco wasn’t her brightest idea, given that now she’s less than thirty minutes away from Jason at all times, but it’s too late to backtrack. She’s here now and he’s very obviously apart of her daily life, just as she’s apart of his.

It’s like their souls are intertwined. The Fates were probably having a field day with this. They tangled their strings of yarn together, tied several knots into them just for fun before seeing how well they can thrive. Even with the breakup, the several near-death experiences, Piper is sure their lives are even more connected. If she wanted to leave—which of course she doesn’t—she doesn’t think she’d have the ability to. It’s like there’s a bungee cord attached to them; if one ventures too far, the cord will restrict and pull them back together.

The wedding slip-up is a result of the cord being pulled too far. They spent too much time apart and when they were pulled back together, it lasted longer than it should have.

So now Piper is completely and utterly wrapped around Jason’s finger. She can’t even deny it at this point. So much for being just friends. The years of running away from her feelings finally caught up to her.

How can she not still have feelings for him? He’s her best friend, her shoulder to cry on, the person she trusts the most in the world.

Plus, he’s stupid pretty. Stupid pretty.

She’s never been fooled—it’s not like he was ever unattractive. He’s always been unfairly attractive. He’s just grown into himself now. His hair, which used to be cut short (Roman military style), has grown out, infuriatingly perfect. It’s hard to not run her fingers through it and pull him close and kiss him.

After sneaking away from the wedding reception a few months back, she finds herself doing that often. When they’re alone and they’ve run out of things to talk about, she tangles her fingers in his hair as she puts her lips to his, losing herself in the taste of his mouth.

It’s almost too easy to pretend that he’s hers when her tongue is in his mouth. She can delude herself for the time being—no one else is making him moan and flush and cause his eyelids to flutter. As much as she’s wrapped around his finger, she’s got him wrapped around hers, too. It’s the endless cycle of their relationship. Maybe if they weren’t so broken, they can take the final jump and say fuck it, let’s just try to date again.

But they’ve stared death in the eyes and they’ve figured out years ago that just because they’re broken, their pieces don’t necessarily fit into each other. They’re not a puzzle waiting to be finished. They’re broken glass, just random unfixable shards that have spent years trying to be reassembled.

That doesn’t stop Piper from hoping and praying to any god that is willing to listen to somehow bring them back together.

She’s selfish. She just wants him for herself.

But Jason Grace isn’t one to be owned. He’s the son of the king of the gods, pontifex, warrior through and through. He’s caused armies to fall, kingdoms to crumble. He wants domestic life—marriage, kids, a house with a big backyard. Even then, she can’t imagine her to be the one to be his wife in a suburban area. Their time has passed.

It still doesn’t stop her from wanting him to be hers. She doesn’t like sharing.

Right now, staring at his freckled back as he sleeps, playing connect the dots with the sunspots, she wants to be the only one to ever see him like this. Messy hair, skin pink against the white sheets, his back rising and falling with each breath. Who wouldn’t want this angel of a man to be theirs and only theirs?

For now, she’s the only one to be lucky to be in such a vulnerable position like this with him. That causes an almost painful, empty hollow feeling in her chest. This won’t be forever. This is just a temporary fix, a little fun before he goes off and settles down with a less broken person, someone who hasn’t flirted with death and almost paid the price for it. He’s worthy of someone who won’t scream in her sleep and push him away when things get hard.

Still. She doesn’t need him to love her. She just really wants him to.

The early morning sunlight is creeping through his blinds, turning his hair gold. Usually, he’s the one who wakes up around this time while she sleeps, but he’s had a long week. His breathing is slow, steady, clearly still asleep. She closes her eyes, listening to the sound of his heart against her cheek as she presses herself closer to his back, her arm hanging loosely off his torso. Maybe their broken pieces don’t fit perfectly, but for just a moment, she can pretend.

Several minutes pass and Jason’s breathing picks up, a clear indication that he’s waking up. Piper keeps her eyes closed, not daring to move, feigning sleep. She doesn’t want him to know she’s been awake this entire time.

With a low groan, Jason shifts in her arms, the sheets bunched up around them as he turns over. Her eyes remain shut as she feels his chest where his back once was, almost dropping the façade when she feels his hand cup her cheek. It isn’t until he presses his lips to her forehead is when she decides to ‘wake up’—her eyelids flutter and she forces a yawn as she gives an appropriate stretch.

Pretending to be asleep, she decides, is totally worth it. His cheeks are flushed a delicious shade of pink, a stark contrast to his sky blue eyes. She wants to lean forward and kiss every freckle on his cheekbone, but that feels a little less platonic than she feels comfortable with despite the fact he just kissed her forehead.

“Did I wake you?” Jason asks, voice wonderfully husky and heavy with sleepiness.

“Mhm, it’s okay.” Piper settles her hand on a shoulder, a place she deems as safe. “How’d you sleep?”

“Well,” he admits. “I needed that. Work this week was so tiring.”

There are still dark circles under his eyes. Piper runs her thumb just below his left eye and she says, “You seemed tired. We can go back to sleep if you want.”

Jason shakes his head and leans into her touch. She tries to ignore how her heart is beating in her throat when he murmurs, “No, you’re probably hungry. What host am I if I don’t make you breakfast?”

Piper almost wants to point out they’re hardly ever considered guests in each other’s apartments anymore—this is a routine event that occurs multiple times a week, but the thought of Jason cooking her breakfast makes her cheeks go warm. “Breakfast sounds nice.”

“Mhm.” Jason nods and sits up. Piper has to force herself to look away as the sheets fall and hang loosely around his hips. “Breakfast and maybe a shower after that?”

A shower sounds nicer than she wants to admit. She nods and slowly sits up, holding the sheets to her chest. “Can you make pancakes?” she asks hopefully.

He smiles and nods. “Of course,” he answers. He pushes away the sheets and Piper averts her eyes. She’s acting like she hasn’t seen him naked before because she knows if she looks, she’ll do something stupid, like blurt out her feelings for him, which is the last thing they need on such an uneventful morning. “Okay, I’ll start breakfast after I brush my teeth.” As if it’s the most casual thing in the world, he ruffles her hair before shuffling out of the bedroom in just his boxers.

Maybe there’s a part of her that does need his love, as pathetic as that sounds. A daughter of love who can’t even find the love for herself, someone who needs to love of another. It sounds so selfish; she’s already broken his heart once, he doesn’t need her to do it again.

Although now, she’s sure she wouldn’t break his heart again. She isn’t as hurt as she was when she was sixteen. She’s long accepted the demigod life and she wants to do it with him. 

Not that she’d ever say it. She bites back her feelings, again, settling for being the best friend who occasionally gets sex. It’s more than she deserves out of him, anyway.

It takes another few minutes of self-deprecating for Piper to haul herself out of bed. It’s hard to leave because Jason’s sheets are so soft, but she makes her way to the bathroom, grabs the toothbrush he keeps for her, and brushes her teeth. She tries to forget about the way Jason kissed her last night, how he kissed her forehead just this morning.

Is it so bad to want to be loved? Is it so awful to crave that? Maybe not, but this is her best friend, her first love. She wants to be adored but right now… Piper has to settle for this—the sex and nothing else. She can survive without the I love you and claiming each other as their own.

With a dramatic sigh, Piper forces Jason’s discarded shirt from the previous night on her body, choosing to put on panties and not her leggings as she makes her way to the kitchen, which smells heavenly of pancakes. By the time she slides into the stool at the counter, Jason’s sliding over a plate of pancakes, complimented with the perfect amount of syrup (he knows how much she likes) and strawberries and scrambled eggs. Her mouth waters and she digs right in.

“Hungry?” Jason teases, looking infuriatingly like a domestic husband cooking his wife breakfast after a long week of work.

What I would give to be the wife he’s cooking breakfast for.

Piper almost chokes on her pancakes at the thought. “Um, yeah. You wore me out,” she reminds him, having to force back a smile as his face turns a wonderful shade of red. “Are you telling me you’re not hungry from last night?”

Jason leaves over the other side of the counter, biting into his own stack of pancakes. “Starving,” he corrects as he chews. “Pancakes were a good idea, Pipes.”

She has to bite back her snarky remark, instead shoving her face full of strawberries. Making fun of him this morning isn’t on her agenda. At least not yet.

Staring is also not on her agenda, but it’s hard to do so when Jason’s hair is golden in the midmorning sun, freckles like constellations on his pale skin, lips so pink she wonders if they taste like bubblegum. (She’s kissed him enough to confirm his lips somehow taste better than bubblegum.) She wonders how sweet the kiss will taste as he eats his own breakfast. Will they taste like the coffee he drinks, or syrup, or the strawberries?

Maybe looking at him and focusing on his physical features will help her get her mind off the fact that her feelings are eating her insides away. So she continues to stare.

It isn’t until after Jason finishes his breakfast that he realizes she’s staring. “What? Is there something on my face?” he asks, instinctively reaching up to touch his cheek.

Piper shakes her head, pushing aside her empty plate as she props her elbows up on the counter. “Nope. I’m just…” She struggles for the right innuendo, hoping he’ll catch on, but knowing he’s too dense to do so. “I’m still hungry.”

“Oh.” Jason blinks. “I could make you more pancakes if you want. Don’t even worry about it.”

“No, Jason.” Piper leans even further over the counter. “I’m not hungry for food.”

It takes Jason a few moments to realize what she’s getting at. He flushes crimson, the color reaching to the tips of his ears. “Oh. Oh.” He laughs breathily and he reaches across the counter to twine his fingers in her hair. “Really? After last night?”

“Especially after last night.” Piper bites down on her bottom lip. She was right—being horny is easier than grappling the feelings that threaten to bubble over the surface. She can’t ruin the friendship purely because she’s still hopelessly head over heels for him years after their breakup. “Are you…”

Jason doesn’t answer. His lips do the talking instead as he closes the distance between them to give her an eager kiss. She’s right, his lips do taste like a sweet mixture of maple syrup and fresh strawberries.

“I said I was starving earlier, didn’t I?” Jason murmurs as he pulls away. He pushes himself away from the counter, holding out a hand to her. “Come on. We can shower after this.”

His hand is extended towards her and she wishes this was a different situation. She wishes he was asking for her love instead, asking her to be his. Asking her to adore him.

But he’s not. He doesn’t have those feelings anymore. All she’s capable of doing is pining and cursing her past mistakes because now she’s stuck in this zone, only able to kiss him but unable to love him the way she wants to.

This is all she can get, so she grabs his hand to at least feel like she’s adored. Even if it’s only for a little bit. Even if it’s only for a moment.

[inmydrcams]

uhhh, found kyoshi audiobooks. time to put pjo on hold

[didnt-want-to-be-a-halfblood]

Piper being like: ugh everyone is always objectifying and sexualizing my dad

And Will nodding solemnly: yeah mine too

Piper: but that's like Apollo's whole goal, it's what he wants

Will: true, true

Piper: also he's kind of... y'know

Will: a slut?

Piper: well i wasn't going to say-

Will: no it's okay. It's his favorite way to describe himself. Lord Apollo, God of the Sun for 3,000 slutty, slutty years

Piper: interesting

Will: and he does his best to try to live up to it. i have so many siblings to look out for :))) haha

Piper: um-

Will, stressed: So. Very. Many. Siblings.

Piper: ...u okay there buddy?

[rawiswhore]

Rowdy Roddy Piper x Fem Reader- "I Have The Weirdest Boner Right Now"

During the early 1990's, the end of 1991 to be exact, the World Wrestling Federation was becoming surprisingly a bit more edgier.

And this was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before the Attitude era, way before.

There were moments like the Mountie giving the middle finger at Summerslam and hinting he might get raped in jail, Jake "The Snake" Roberts slapping Miss Elizabeth, the Berzerker threatening to kill and stab the Undertaker with his sword in the ring, Papa Shango making Bobby Heenan's head bleed, Shawn Michaels throwing Marty Jannetty through a barber shop window, Sgt. Slaughter burning the American flag and other moments.

It's been said that Vince McMahon wanted to start an edgier WWF era during the early 1990's, even Mick Foley acknowledged this in one of his books, but the World Wrestling Federation's steroid scandal of the early 90's ruined the chance of the WWF going into an edgier direction, and so the World Wrestling Federation became really childish by making wrestlers play garbage men, racecar drivers, plumbers, cowboys, teachers, hockey players, baseball players, ninjas, etc. and having little to no edgy content.  

Does that sound familiar?

It's crazy how much wrestling history repeats itself.

Now, the World Wrestling Federation was pretty childish before the steroid scandal, what with the Berzerker playing a Viking, the Mountie playing a literal Canadian mountie, Tugboat being a fat guy in a sailor hat, but after the steroid scandal they really got childish.

The WWF going edgier in the early 1990's would've been rather perfect for that era, considering in the early 90's Andrew Dice Clay and Sam Kinison were popular, controversial comedians infamous for lewd comedy that was shocking and controversial even back then, 2 Live Crew were a popular and controversial hip hop group infamous for their obscene, pornographic shock value lyrics and imagery, gangsta rap was on the rise, "Married With Children" was a popular and raunchy sitcom with a lot of oversexualized women and sex jokes, grunge rock was becoming popular, Madonna was at her most oversexualized (and arguably most shocking) in the early 1990's, hair metal bands were objectifying women---some hair metal bands even were the bad boys of rock 'n' roll causing controversy like Guns N Roses and Motley Crue, and Geraldo Rivera and Morton Downey Jr. had infamous talk shows that were predecessors to "The Jerry Springer Show".

In early 1992, Rowdy Roddy Piper was about to have a match with someone, and this match as well as this moment was filmed and broadcast on television.

Before the match began, you were standing outside of the ring whereas Rowdy was standing in the ring wearing his signature kilt and T-shirt.

Rowdy's hair was long and he didn't have bangs dangling over his forehead, his bangs were swept on the side of his head.

Rowdy looks so good when he doesn't have bangs covering his forehead and you wanted him to look good during this particular moment.

You were the valet for his opponent, and before Rowdy could take his kilt off, he was standing and looking at you wearing a rather provocative outfit that showed quite a bit of cleavage.

You weren't even distracting him before the match, but you did look up at him.

You were a beautiful woman, and Rowdy was walking up to you to get a closer look.

As Rowdy gazed at you, especially your cleavage, he was getting rather hard underneath his kilt and trunks.

So much so, the camera zoomed in on the crotch area of his kilt to see if he had an erection poking through his kilt.

Erections don't point forward while they're hiding inside of kilts, but rather they're slung sideways.

Although, you really wanted a moment where Rowdy's boner was protruding outwards in his kilt, basically his erection is clearly visible and everyone can see it pointing and sticking out despite that it's covered by his kilt, like that massive erection scene in "Anchorman" where Will Ferrell/Ron Burgundy is looking at Christina Applegate.

Rowdy's erection was pointing and sticking out a bit under his kilt.

Many people in the audience were laughing, giggling and pointing to Rowdy's erection, some parents were even covering their kids eyes.

"Uh oh!" Jesse Ventura exclaimed. "Looks like his roddy's gettin' a little rowdy!"

Some people in the audience laughed at that, whereas others rolled their eyes.

"The match hasn't even started and she's already turnin' him on!" Gorilla Monsoon stated.

There's a reason why Rowdy kept his kilt on before he shed it off, for this boner gag.

After the bell rung, Rowdy was attacked by his opponent before he could even remove his kilt, although Rowdy eventually stripped his kilt off during the match.

His erection also faded away during the match due to not looking at you and being distracted over you.

Before the match began, you could've easily raised and lifted up Rowdy Roddy Piper's kilt and showed off his erection bulging under his trunks.

During the late 1990's, Scott Hall wore kilts in WCW sometimes.

While WCW was a rather kid friendly company, it did have some adult-like moments in it, and you would've loved to have given Scott Hall an erection in the ring before he takes his kilt off and his boner is sticking out through his kilt.

No doubt he would love that too.

Even though the WWF was getting a little edgier in 1991, during 1991, Rowdy Roddy Piper had this shaggy hair with bangs that he didn't look too good with it.

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Spill the tea bestie :0 I'm pretty curious. Deadass I'm so glad, literally EVERYONE I know loves nick and/or dogmeat ONLY and it's so tedious and stale to me. It also makes talking about fallout 4 so boring bc they haven't traveled with anyone else but Nick and dogmeat 😫

Yeah, that's a huge problem and I'm having it too, especially when the tier S companions for me are Preston, X6, Hancock and Gage XD Ok then, I think I can adress few things, why not c: It will be the longest post ever, cause I will try to write everything I can about this topic (cause it bothers me so much). You don't have to read my rumbles of course, I will make tl;dr version somewhere at the end just in case you get bored, my friendly anon <3

Oh and if you want to talk about any companion (I've done everyone except Dance), you can hit me on dms or asks, feel free to do whatever suits you! :3

So I have a few problems with Nick, some of them might not be that serious or game changing, others were huge when I encountered them for the first time. Let's spill some tea on one of the most beloved characters in this game!

1) People see Nick as an empathic person who wants to help people, makes rational, unbiased decisions, and has a good reason to be against the Institute. When I can agree with some of those things, this image of him was ruined for me in the Acadia. Okay, okay, I understand that DiMA actually murdered Avery and it wasn't a good choice. However, it bothers me that Nick sees nothing against forcing DiMA to confess to people from Far Harbor about what he had done in the past (and Nick actually likes this choice!). It is pretty obvious that he would die there and every other synth on the island would share the same fate if not now, then probably in the nearest future. And even if Aleen kills 'only' DiMA (because of the speech check with you) Acadia would fall anyway. Why? Tell me - who would be their next lider? Maybe the ex-courser whose mission is bringing back synths to the safe place because DiMA said it's the right thing to do? Or maybe 'dearest Faraday', depressed after the fact that some random wastelander came to the Acadia and convinced his loved one to literally commit suicide? The only safe place for synths who don't want their minds to be wiped by the Railroad or the Institute would be gone forever and for Nick, our 2nd gen hero, it is the right thing to do. Great. Fantastic. I love his logic.

2) Nick sees DiMA only as a murderer, even though he kills with you so many people on everyday basis... I know it's not the same. But c'mon! DiMA killed once because he knew his people were in danger. It was them or Far Harbor, and obviously he chose the Acadia. What a surprise. I wonder what Nick would do in that situation... I know I'm a bit biased with some of my opinions here, but I love so much the concept of the Acadia and 2nd gen gay nearly-pacifist Plato that DiMA is. Nick doesn't understand that the whole Acadia is in constant danger because of some bigotry in Far Harbor and Children of Atom being, well... Children of Atom. And he does nothing when people from Far Harbor murder not only DiMA but the entirety of Acadia - a group of innocent synths. Their lives apperently mean less for Nick than hiding one bad thing done in the past...

3) So now we can begin the next chapter which is the Railroad. Nick loves their every move, of course he does... I don't want to talk about them too much, but here I can mention their fantastic standards, when it comes to synths. They're killing the 1st gen and the 2nd gen, they're saving the 3rd gen... and what about the coursers? Desdemona is calling them per 'IT'. Fucking hypocrisy hits hard on that one. I know they're enemies but man... Why are you objectifying them? Why are you assuming they don't have personalities only because they're fucking brainwashed and controlled as hell? The existence of Chase and Harkness shows that coursers can resist too, so... Yeah I have a general problem with the Railroad and their double standards, but this fact is killing me every time. And about Nicky, oh... I'm sorry man, but they will shoot you on the side, when you will take off your clothes and appear as every other 1st and 2nd gen.

4) So here's the another thing, which is the atmosphere around him and a character building. People seem to like Nick because he's a unique synth (that's actually a great point) and because of the noir/detective vibe around him (as with Deacon/Railorad and their secret agents vibe - I get that too). I know, I know it's pretty fun to have the 2nd gen experimental synth as a companion who has memories of the detective from the past with... A DEAD FIANCÉE. Yup. Another one. That's why I don't like Deacon's and Maccready's stories too (and the main plot of fo4, especially when I want to play as a character without a wife and a fucking kid...). I like his storyline, don't get me wrong. However I think some companions in fo4 are well-written as well, maybe even better than Nick (I like in them the lack of dead wifes!). The last standing Minutemen, depressed and traumatised, who is such a sweetheart anyway. A killing machine which turns out to be real human being with fears, emotions and insecurities. An asshole who becomes a raider because he didn't want to suffer the same pain as his parents did, and has trust issues because of his past. A lonely, depressed drug addict who wants to see good in people but was rejected by his own brother only because he has became a ghoul. Again, don't get me wrong - Nick's story is really interesting and tragic as hell. His problems with his identity, personality splited between the prewar detective and the 2nd gen synth... It's all fascinating, however I will not forgive the developers recycling over and over again the same fucking cishet tragic story with dead wife/fiancée/whatever. It gets boring and repetitive after the main plot honestly.

5) WHERE THE HELL DID KELLOGG GO AFTER CORRUPTING NICK'S MIND ONCE?! TODD. WHY. It would have been much more interesting than another dead loved one plot. Todd, you lazy ass. He had offered so many, and he gave nothing back... As he always does.

6) The last one, I promise... Nick's reaction after siding with the Institute bothers me so much (the same deal with Piper). I. Am. The. Director. Of. The. Fucking. Thing. And it means I can do whatever I want, cause the director has a pretty authoritarian power there. So I can change everything, including the way they treat synths, accept or deny their experiments, say goodbye to some nasty scientists... The Institute route is not ideal in any way, however I see it as the only reasonable path in this game, even from the lore perspective. The Brotherhood is just a bunch of shitheads in the blimp, and I've said enough here about the Railroad earlier. The Minutemen are great but I would like to have an option to connect their morals with the Institute's resources and wabam - you've got the true happy ending in fo4. I understand why Nick is pissed, however if you are with him on the highest level of the relationship, he knows that you are an emphatic person who wants to make Commonwealth a better place for everyone including synths, ghouls, etc. It would be logical for him to not see you as a traitor. But well, I guess I'm wrong. Whatever, Nicky, whatever...

So here's the lazy version:

1)/2) Nick likes convincing DiMA to tell everyone in Far Harbor that he killed Avery. Nicky does nothing when people from Far Harbor kill innocent synths.

3) The Railroad and their double standards, when it comes to synths, especially coursers, but 1st and 2nd gens too. Nick loves it when you're helping the Railroad, even though they would kill him on a spot if he forgot to wear his clothes, so...

4) Another companion with dead wife/fiancée needs your help.

5) Kellogg in Nicky's mind. Missed opportunity for a good plot... What a shame, Todd.

6) Siding with the Institute and Nick's reaction to that, even when you're at the maximum level of the relationship with him.

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WRESTLING VIDEOS MASTERLIST (WWF/WWE/WCW/a little AEW too)

SINGLE WRESTLERS

Bret Hart - 🖤HITMAN🖤

Bret Hart - 💖Bret Hart Being Just The Sweetest Baby💖

Bret Hart - Heel’s Face

Bret Hart - Sunglasses At Night

Kane - Kane In The Hospital With Lita ASMR

Kane - The Story Of Kane (As Told By Kane)

Kane - I Still Burn...

Kane - 5 Songs Kane Should Have Used As His Theme (and how they would have looked)

Kevin Nash - Kevin Nash being lowkey iconic even though 2001 was a bit... ehhh

Kevin Nash - Kevin Nash being the softest bean alive for 4 minutes

Kevin Nash - 3 Minutes Of Shamelessly Objectifying Kevin Nash's Lime Green Caboose

Kevin Nash - Kevin "Big Sexy Daddy Cool Mega Tits" Nash: The Rise To Power

"Mean" Gene Okerlund - Mean Gene Okerlund being silly

Mick Foley - Have A Nice Day

Mr. Perfect - Enormous Penis

Randy Savage - Sh*it Randy Savage Just Says

Razor Ramon - 💛The Bad Guy💛

Razor Ramon - Bad

Razor Ramon - Bad (Thank You Razor Version)

Shane McMahon - 💰Workin' 9 To 5...💰

Shannon Moore - A Tale Of Wrestling's Poorest Little Meow Meow

Shawn Michaels - ☀️💖In The Summertime💖☀️

Shawn Michaels - He's Sexy And He Knows It

Shawn Michaels - 1996 (He's Too Sexy)

Shawn Michaels - Business In The Front, Sexy In The Back

Shawn Michaels - 1 2 3 4 5

Shawn Michaels - Fun, Fun, Fun ;)

The Hurricane - I Need A Hero: The Rise And Fall Of The Hurricane

Triple H - Bob Hunt The Builder

Ultimate Warrior - speed.......i am speed

Undertaker - The Corporate Ministry & Stone Cold Steve Austin Blood Mobile Segment 7/19/99 except I edited out all the non-Undertaker parts

Undertaker - 30 Years of The Undertaker (condensed into a very speedy 5 minutes)

Undertaker - Baby ShMark

Undertaker - C̷̥͉͎̙͉̊̓̎Ô̸̥͕̩̠̫̤̺͈̌ͅW̷̨̯̯̻̳̟͐̽͂B̷̢̼̩̯̺̞̪̀̀͋̃͆͘̕ͅO̶̰͖̹̝̅͒́͌̈́͊͒̕̚͜Y̷͈̟̣̥̠̰̘̰̤͌̀̌̏ ̵̗̟̦̖͈̱͍͗̄̄̐͗͛͠F̷̢͚͓͖̜͓͓͜͝R̴̘̣̙̭̰̽̈́̏͂̂͛̀̔͘O̴͖͔͕̠͙͎̓͘M̵̛͙͚̗͓͓͖͊̇̈́̅͌͒͂̿͘ ̴̮͍͈̹̝͔̊͑͗̋͌̌̌͜͠H̶̳̤͉͛̉̃͂͋̆̓̈́̕͜E̷͇͌̐̉͝͝L̴̛̛̛͇͎̭̞̈́͐̋̄̍͜͜͝Ḽ̷̪̦̩̔̔̽

GANGS/MORE THAN ONE

Randy Savage, Ultimate Warrior & Roddy Piper - A Selection Of 1980s WWF Promos

Undertaker & Kane - Undertaker V Kane @ Wrestlemania 14: The Better Version

Wrestlemania XI: The Trailer

WWE In June 2022 Roast

WWE Moments That Cannot Be Easily Explained To Anyone Who Doesn't Watch Wrestling

AND NEW CHAMPION 1963-1999 1999-2016

SHIPS

Hall N Nash (Scott Hall X Kevin Nash) - Best Friends

Hall N Nash (Scott Hall X Kevin Nash) - always...

Hartbreak (Bret Hart X Shawn Michaels)-❤️YOU START A FIRE❤️

Kaniel (Kane X Daniel Bryan) - ⭐the flame⭐

Money Inc - Million Dollar Babie$

RKBro - RKBrOut Of Touch Thursday

RKBro - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now

RKBro - Faithfully

Shawnter (Shawn Michaels X Triple H) - Accidentally In Love

Shawnter (Shawn Michaels X Triple H) - Somebody That I Used To Know

Zowens (Sami Zayn X Kevin Owens) - I Really Like You

MULTIPLE COMPANIES

Flubs

If You Want Blood (You Got It)

My First 50 Edits In 5 Minutes

The Disclaimer Song (Don’t Try This At Home)

Wrestling Out Of Context