#octokitten ask

[swarm-mother]

Other anon are you really questioning the dynamics of the octokittens when all the mechs are carmilla children yet have relationships with each other

Exactly, we're all family here in a way.

Though I'm sure the Mechs hate the idea of being seen as the doc's kids.

[shyaringan]

you are so right!!!!!!!!!

[reegis]

OMG i love the jon(ny) swap au thing. could we see more.

btw your art is amazing

thank you!!!! & of course 🤲🏻

[master-at-arms]

TIM! TIM, IM PREGNANT AND STEVE JOBS IS THE BABY. WHAT DO I DO. I'M NOT READY TO BE A MOTHER.

[gayformlessblob]

crochet octokitten❗️❗️❗️

i made this pattern on my own, posting below the cut 👇👇 tumblr keeps eating the video i'm trying to add for clarification on how to make the tentacles.... i'll keep trying though! if you use this pattern pls pls share i wanna see :)

EDIT: i reblogged this post with a link to the video! here is the link

r1: magic circle, sc x8

r2: increase in each stitch, sc x16

r3: increase every other stitch, sc x24

r4-8: sc x24

r9: decrease every 2 stitches, sc x16

r10: sc x16

(btw, anywhere from here onwards should be good to add facial details like eyes, nose, mouth)

r11: increase every other stitch, sc x24

r12: increase x4, sc x28

r13-18: sc x28

r19: decrease x4, sc x24

r20: decrease every 2 stitches, sc x16

tentacles / r21: (front loops only) c10, slst x2, sc x4, hdc x4

start with the first stitch, after a tentacle slst into the next stitch, then sc into the stitch after and start a new tentacle (basically, tentacles start with sc, slst between tentacles)

in the leftover back loops- sc in between the tentacles, basically until you feel it's closed enough (btw- put stuffing in around this step) (but dont tie off or stuff yet if you want to be able to reach the inside of head when attaching ears)

ears- c5, sc in decreasing rows until you're left with a triangle, attach to head

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

Oh my FUCKING god what is that. Can someone tell me why there's some little FREAK of a animal on my ship. Hang on whjkll

[sugar--brown]

Scuzz and Tim would bond over being cat/animal people I think

They absolutly would!

I think they would team up against Jonny when he tries to shoot the octokittens.

Maybe they would nap against each other like cats too!

[captain-dville]

.. numerous questions: what do you drop dead on people's faces, why do you drop things on people's faces and do you wear wigs? Have you worn wigs? Will you wear wigs? When will you wear wigs?

I think the last one was an arm, and to prove a point.

Also I was drunk and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

As for the rest, what the fuck. Are you all individually coming up with this, or did you conspire with each other to ask me about wigs of all things?

[doctorbaronmariusvonraum]

hello mr doctor baron marius von raum, how are you doing today?

Hello! I’m doing pretty good, Jonny has only killed me twice today, and while my kneecaps were mysteriously missing when I woke up this morning, there have been no further attempts to take them! I have loudly played the violin for several hours (the reason for one instance of Jonny shooting me) and I have been attempting to psychoanalyse an octokitten - I’m sure it’s almost ready to open up to me!

[pixelated-mechanisms-chaos]

How many octokittens are in the game? (And if we still get to name them, I'd like to name one Antigone!!)

Kitten is named! And as much as id love to give you a number-- I KEEP ADDING MORE KITTENS THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

[swarm-mother]

Tim ( @everybodys-favourite-gunner ) has been complaining about Tim Jr going missing. Considering earlier conversations is it possible that... uhm... cecil had anything to do with it?

I haven't seen him unfortunately but I can ask around?

@strangeryetcecil hey bud, you didn't recruit Tim Jr into your little octokitten army, did ya? @everybodys-favourite-gunner is worried about him.

[captainjonnydville]

which of the octokittens is your favorite/least favorite?

I don't have a favourite, I despise them all. But I could swear there's one in particular Tim's been training to bite me. And Marius picked one called James to be his pet, which is fucking stupid. I bet one day it's going to rip his face off.

[reegis]

Can you do a doodle of Jonny braiding/playing with Tim’s hair while an octokitten is on Tim’s lap?

sometimes they get to take a break from being feral bastards & be soft n sweet. as a treat.

[master-at-arms]

Meet Snowcone!!! I haven’t gotten her a collar yet, but I’m keeping here cuz for some reason she always knows how to calm me down :3

Awe! What a cutie :)

I think she and jr would get along

[asktheotheroctokittens]

Message from Ruin. Message begins:

Mrowww meow mrrp mew mew meooow mrrrrr meow meow. Me-ow mrrrrp mrowww mew purrrrr mew mew. Mroooooow.

Message ends.

I don't know what it means but hopefully you do. Either way, I promised I'd pass it on and now I have.

Signed and sealed,

Art Nobody

meow!!! mrow mrrp meow :3

[translation: "friend!!! ruin is a friend? wanna meet!!"]

[formerinspectorsecondclass]

Have you tried feeding them spinach? This kills the octokitten

What the hell is spinach? I don't have any of that, I don't think.