#oh hell

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Vaggie: "We're gonna be calm while talking to heaven, right?"

Charlie: "Right!"

Emily: "Yes. We will. We promise."

Vaggie: "We're gonna accept that they're kinda assholes and also dangerous as fuck, so we're gonna be strategic here, and not start a shouting match with them while outnumbered and out gunned. Right?"

Charlie: "We'll be VERY calm about this, Vaggie! SOO laid back!"

Vaggie: "Will you, sweetie. Will you really."

Charlie: "I WILL try to!"

Vaggie: (groans)

Emily: "You don't have to worry, we got all the yelling out of our system last time."

Vaggie: "That's what you said before last time, sparkles."

Emily: "Oh."

Charlie: "Sparkles? Why does SHE get to be sparkles??"

Vaggie: "You want her to be sweetie too?"

Emily: "Can I??"

Charlie: "Well I don't see why she gets to be sparkles and not me. I can sparkle! I can use my magic and sparkle right now! See?"

Vaggie: "Much sparkly very gay, babe."

Emily: "And I'm sweet! Aren't I?"

Vaggie: "Ladies, I will call you both anything you want IF you get through this without yelling at the murderous assholes who could blast our hotel from orbit with the power of heavenly smiting and won't hesitate to do it if we pissed them off enough. Can you do that for me?"

Charlie: "They wouldn't REALLY do that-"

Emily: "Of course they wouldn't-"

Vaggie: "Look me in my missing eye and say that."

Charlie: "..."

Emily: "..."

Charlie: "You know, I'm fine being called sweetie. Sweetie's a really good pet name. Very very sweet."

Emily: "Sparkles is rather pretty also. I've taken a shine to it."

Vaggie: "....you're gonna yell at them about my eye again, aren't you."

Charlie: "Maybe???"

Emily: "Yes."

Vaggie: "Great. Exactly the plan. Ugh, why do I even bother..."

Charlie: "Because you caaaaare~"

Emily: "It's just that, well, we do too."

Vaggie: "Can you care a little bit more about not getting killed?"

Charlie & Emily: "No?"

Vaggie: "If I didn't already have white hair, you two would have fixed that by now anyway. I swear."

[frogaroundandfindout]

Dicks fear is not being good enough

Batman and Robin eternal #3

[fordpinesmpreg]

woah is that captain jack harkness???!?!!

[trishthepotato]

THIS CUTSCENE KILLING ME 💀💀💀💀 (Source)

[stardusttheaters]

......How?!

She followed the recipe to a T!!! Right?! DIDN'T SHE?!

How DID THIS HAPPEN?!

She frowned at the result and dared to pick up what was supposed to be a red velvet cookie. Andromeda sniffed it and frowned.

ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ this is bullshit.

[hannahspoonsart]

My new one piece OC: Oh Hell. They’re Tobi Roppo, have a glyptodont ancient zoan type devil fruit and a bazooka. They also have a cringe fail boyfriend, but I haven’t drawn him yet

[yell0wsalt]

Not enough people talk about how tired you are after work to write and shit

I am critically understaffed

[haveyouplayedthisirlgame-poll]

Oh hell is a trick-taking game where players aim to take exactly the number of tricks specified by a bid after a deal.

[oceanwithinsblog]

can't wait to rewatch omitb s4 ep2 tomorrow !!! i enjoyed it so much on tuesday istg AND I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE SAZZ AND JAN A G A I N

[bueris]

fuck my life it's only tuesday

[evilhorse]

Oh hell…

(Immortal X-Men #16)

[dirtylittlecubbs]

I AM SO NOT FUCKING OKAY

[awesomesauce2929]

Today on my feed, I was strolling down and saw an explicit (?) scene from tumblr tv of someone licking someone ‘s neck with too much saliva, it was too much, I love if there is an option to get rid of tumblr tv, it was unprompted.

[queerstarpeople]

Hey omitb fans! What are our thoughts on Oh Hell? How do you guys think it could be played?

Any and all guesses valid lmqo

[nnibarrel]

My brain can't stop calling "the lord of nothing" dlc "the last trial"... Whoever understands will understand.

[tea-drinking-fishy]

Trick or treat