#or both 🧍🏼

[glendover]

I had to sort back the books from the technical section and there were books about Python programming (python code??? Coding??? Idk bro I’m just here to sort back the books not to know what they are all about) but all I could think about was the lovely Matt iteration who doesn’t know he’s a Matt

[thief-of-eggs]

These two pictures have the same energy, I cannot explain it

[lemonlimestar]

i am thinking about the tim drake pride special(?) again bc we’re rolling into the warmer months and i was thinking. i do not think steph and kon would be friends. it’s mentioned that they “talk now” and after reading a hell of a lot more on both of them + the whole “you’re not robin” deal in tt03 i don’t think they would get along lmao. they don’t like. hate each other per say. but i think they should be allowed to bicker and be slightly awkward around each other. it could be funny! play into the fact steph was a superboy fan! i want her to dramatically take the poster down after he disrespects her! i want him to awkwardly apologize years later and get a awkward response in turn!

[cricketkyum]

it isn't on netflix anymore

[mylovesstuffs]

OT13 reacting to their s/o having a period mishap

Request: seventeen when their s/o has a period mishap...the amount of times i accidently bled onto my sheets is no joke it happens almost everytime

A/N: Relatable, bestie, RELATABLE!+ probably not the type of reaction you were hoping for (?) TT

The Caretaker (Will Take Control, Calm You Down)

Joshua: If it happens, he would immediately try to comfort you and reassure you that it’s totally okay. “It happens to everyone, don’t worry about it. Let me grab some fresh sheets, I’ll take care of it.” He’d get your favorite snacks and make sure you're comfy while you handle the situation.

Hoshi: Definitely the type to make a joke to lighten the mood lol. “You’re making my bed look extra cozy today, huh?” But he’s also quick to get you whatever you need, from fresh sheets to your favorite drink. Hoshi would be gentle and ensure you’re okay, no matter what.

Woozi: He’d stay calm and take over cleaning up without a word. He’d quietly get fresh sheets, but his actions would show how much he cares. If you were feeling emotional or embarrassed, Woozi would stay close, offering comfort in his own way.

Dokyeom: He would laugh it off but in the sweetest way possible because he's a sweetheart and the best partner, making sure you’re not feeling embarrassed 🫶🏼 “It’s okay, babe! I’ve got you. You relax while I fix things up.” He’d make you tea or hot chocolate to help you feel better.

The ‘Needs To Comfort You’ But Also Panics A Little

Jeonghan: While he’d act like it’s no big deal, you’d catch a glimpse of his internal panic. He’ll definitely go into caretaker mode while secretly trying to stay cool. “It happens, babe. Don’t worry about it...” He’ll try to distract you with something like a movie or cute talk while quietly handling everything.

Seungkwan: ��Oh my god, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!” He’ll definitely make you laugh with his over-the-top reactions to make you feel better, but he’s 100% serious about helping you with cleaning up and bringing you anything you need. He’s the king of comfort in moments like this.

Vernon: A bit awkward, but still really sweet. He’d apologize (😭) and try to fix things as quickly as possible, while probably offering to go out and buy anything you might need to feel more comfortable. He’d also just be really sweet, reassuring you that everything’s fine and no one should be embarrassed.

The ‘Takes Charge But Won’t Let You Feel Embarrassed’

Seungcheol: He would act like nothing happened—he’s the type to stay composed and calm even if you’re feeling a little embarrassed. He’d just say something like, “It’s really nothing to be upset about. Let me take care of it.” He’d help with everything, even if it’s just holding you close while you both figure it out.

Wonwoo: With his calm demeanor, he’d handle it without blinking an eye 🧍🏻‍♀️ He’s probably the type to offer a warm drink or comfort you with a low voice while making sure everything is cleaned up and you’re taken care of. He’d keep his cool, not making a big deal out of it while still being attentive and thoughtful.

Mingyu: He would joke around a little to ease the tension and make sure you don’t feel too awkward. “What, you think I haven’t seen worse? You're a human here!” He’d get right to cleaning up while making you laugh and making sure you’re okay emotionally as well as physically.

Minghao: His calm attitude would really shine here. No embarrassment, no panic, just taking everything in stride. “It’s okay, babe. Let me grab the fresh sheets.” He’d make sure you’re comfy and relaxed, possibly offering you a cozy blanket or pillows to make everything better.

Dino: At first, he might look a little surprised, but his reaction would be quick and gentle. He’d reassure you in his sweet, soft way that it’s no big deal. He’d make you feel at ease, and in no time, the two of you would have it cleaned up, and you’d be wrapped in a warm, comfy blanket.

The ‘Mature Yet Sweet’ Reaction

Jun: He would be the understanding and calm type, not making a big deal of the situation at all. If you were feeling embarrassed, he’d quickly reassure you, “It’s really okay. It happens.” He’d take control of the cleaning up and maybe make a joke to lighten the mood, but overall, his actions would speak louder than words. He'd suggest you take a rest, helping you feel more at ease in the situation.

[starkwlkr]

barbenheimer | cillian murphy

this was supposed to be posted on friday which was the release date for both movies but i was in mexico and i had no signal 😭 also i will always be a whore for cillian murphy 🫶🏼🫶🏼 he’s literally the reason i watched a quiet place 2 twice sooooo

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barbiethemovie TEASER TRAILER OUT NOW!

y/nmymother this is going to heal my depression

murphyfam y/n and cillian having their movies come out on the same day is so iconic of them

pascalismybf clearing my schedule just for them on july 21st

violetdelights y/n: 💕💖🌸💓💝🌷🎀🩰 cillian: 🖤⚫️💣🔪🧍🏻🔥💥🧨

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y/nl/nmurphy has added to their story

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y/nl/nmurphy cillian and I spending today with the birthday boy instead of working. happy birthday, my sweet boy!!

barbiethemovie he’s more than kenough! happy birthday, alexander!

florencepugh what a legend! auntie flo sends so much love to the birthday boy❤️

tomhardy my godson is looking great! love you alex!

extratv barbenheimer day? no, it’s alexander murphy day!

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[whois-miki]

—- # ‘get out of my office, Luke.’

Luke Castellan x Apollo!fem!reader

warning - cussing, percy third wheeling, argument

others - situationship, not dating, percy : 🧍🏼, this is all over the place,

Luke tries to find out what Percy is good at to find his godly parent

or

While y/n is trying to mind her own business in the infirmary, a not so subtle, Luke pays her a visit.

a/n - sTOP, why do i relate to Percy so much 😭 ✋🏻

also gonna post a poll soon if this does well <3

“why are we even going here, it’s not like i’m the son of Apollo.”

Percy complained when Luke dragged him over to the infirmary.

“thats where your wrong buddy. some Apollo kids are really bad archers and really good medics.” he says as he opens the infirmary door to reveal a teenage girl tending to a camper.

The girl’s head quickly snapped to look at them with a kind look on her face before it was quickly washed away when her eyes set on the older boy.

“what do you want, Castellan?” she said clearly annoyed, at the sight of this Luke smirked knowing that he was getting on her nerve already without even saying anything.

“what? i can’t see my favorite nurse?” he said dramatically and put a hand over his heart like he was hurt.

“isn’t that the kid who killed the minotaur?” the patient groaned in pain as she looked at the younger blond boy. “rest, you can’t do anything until you recover, hun.” The nurse said to the young girl who was still in awe of Percy ( the patient is like 10 )

The nurse quickly muttered a sleeping spell and looked back at the two boys who were still in the same position.

“how can I help you?”

“well, sweet girl, I need to find out if Percy is the son of Apollo.”

She groaned at the nickname and then studied Percy. she quickly mumbled a no and then turned her back to the crate of medicine, that needed to get restocked. “what do you mean, ‘no’ ?” Luke shot annoyance bubbling up inside of him

“i mean, no, Luke. I’ve seen him at archery. he has no aim.” she explained. “Well, not all Apollo kids are good at archery.” she scoffs a bit and then fired back, “but most are, and i’m not letting him experiment in my office just to try to find what he’s good at.”

Percy looked at Luke and then at the girl and said, “she’s right, now let’s go.” he said as a not so subtle plead for help to get away from the awkwardness.

both of the older counselors ignored the blond boy and resumed their argument. “why can’t you just let him do something!” Luke hissed,

“I said no, dumbass, and if he’s anything like you he might just kill a patient.”

“oh thanks a lot, fuck face.” he grumbled

“I mean it, get out of my office, Luke.” she demanded, Luke sighed angrily before lightly pushing Percy out of the door.

once they were outside. Percy turned to Luke and asked, “who was that?” “Y/n L/n, meanest Apollo kid you’ll meet.” “how do you two know each other?”

“we’re friends.” as Luke said this Percy look at him confused. “what? then why were you arguing?”

“its kinda our thing, i guess.”

“that can’t be healthy.”

“yeah, but i love ‘er. she’s great.” Percy then looked at him like he was crazy and quickly muttered an ok without giving another thought.

Luke smirked a bit and then thought of something and ran back into the infirmary room, slightly kissing her on the cheek playfully and running out after she yelled with a flustered face.

“GET OUT OF MY OFFICE, LUKE.”

a/n :

sorry this is shit <3 love you all!!

[kyri45]

Cat Story consept is amazing! I have few question tho..

Can the cat and human have different personality? Like sure the bond and staff but they sure is different. If they can have different personality will their personality bleed into each other?

What happend if the cat or human die? Do the other die too or just feel the pain of losing part of themself? If any of them die and the other didnt, can they build a new bond with another human-less cat or catless human?

Can the bond be broken or they bond for life? Like through betray and abadoment on both side or even abuse

Also I want to make a oc for my cat but the problem is I dont know his breed to give him power 🧍🏼 I never care about his breed or any other cat breed so how do identify it??

I tried to ask him and all he said is "Meow" . He is not helping😒. He himself dont know what breed he is 😔 Just dum dum

They can have slightly different personality, since they bond so early in life their personality develops hand in hand.

That is why yes, it is actually really painful to have one of the 2 members dying.

They bond for life unless one of them dies. But they can get physically apart so if there are arguments one can physically leaves.

Try to use google lens maybe?

[yllwjktscult]

New found feelings- Lottie Matthews x reader

!!disclaimer- english is NOT my native language so there for sure will be grammar mistakes!!

in short: Lottie gives you a hickey and it swirls emotions in you (was platonic ar firts but i changed it hihihi)

!! part two in here !!🫶🏻

WC: 1,3K

TW: idk hickeys? is that a tw? idk, but imma put it in here JUST in case 🧍🏼

well anyway, enjoy🫶🏻

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With a shame and new found feeling in the pit of your stomach you stared at your flushed face in the mirror of Lotties bathroom, looking at the hickey on the side of your neck.

How did you end up with it you might ask?

Simple.

Your mouth was faster than your brain was.

Its not like you were THAT innocent, no. You just didnt find anyone interesting or had connection with someone on that level to be intimate with. However you were curious and your stupid mouth run on its own when you asked that question that lead to the visible hickey from Lottie on your neck.

(30 minutes ago)

"Whats so great about hickeys anyway?" you asked bluntly and little bitter as you were laying with Lottie on her bed while both of you watched your favourite reality tv show where a guy had a hickey on his neck and then you froze when those words left your mouth.

Lottie laughed and looked at you with pure disbelief as her lips twitched "What?" she asked between giggles.

With embarrassment written all over your face "Well I mean.. whats so great about them? Why are people willingly letting someone bruise and hurt them?" you asked kinda in confusion. You understood the concept, kinda. However you found it weird that someone is willing to have a visible bruise on their neck for days, a bruise that hurts and lets everyone know you did a dirty tango with someone.

Lottie plopped herself on her elbows and looked at you as she tries not to giggle "You know, if you do it right they dont hurt at all. Its actually a very enjoyable and nice feeling" she says in matter of factly. Then her eyes squeezes as she looks at you and then her eyes widen "No way!" she giggles and smacks your shoulder "You never gotten one!"

Your face grimaces as you try to play it off "What?! no pche of course I did" you fucking lied and she knew it. She knew it because she never saw you with one, in matter of factly, non of your friends (yellowjackets) did saw you with one.

Lottie started giggling on the bed and your face became so red you wished her bed swallowed you whole.

"Dont laugh!" you whined and covered your face with your hands.

"No no, i think its cute" Lottie giggles and then an idea plops in her head "You know.. if you are that curious, i can give you one"

You peaked at behind your hands "What?" you asked flabbergasted.

Lottie smiled at you "Im serious, if you want I can give you a hickey so you know what it feels like"

"Really?" you put your hands off your embarrassed face and looked at her. All she did was nod and smiled at you.

And thats whats happening right now.

Lottie is straddling your waist, because she insisted its more 'comfortable' that way or whatever.

You felt Lotties breath on your neck as she leaned down and you swore your heart did a backflip just from her breath on your neck.

Well if you knew what you gonna feel when her lips touch your skin, well shit that was a whole ass breakdance in your chest.

One of her hands that wasnt holding her against the mattress of her bed touched your neck, her thumb was on your jaw, making you tittle your neck to a side for better access.

Lottie kissed your neck gently. That was good you thought, thats good. If its like that you can survive it.

But you swore your stomach did a flip inside when you felt her tongue swirl on your pulse point. Your mouth open in a 'o' shape snd your eyes widened a little when you felt her teeth sink into your skin, not in a hurting way and sucking gently. Your mouth left an involuntary moan at that and with panic you put a hand over your mouth and shut your eyes. Hoping you will run from the embarrassment that your friend just made you moan and well... wet in your pants (not that you will even admit it out loud)

You felt Lottie suck gently on your skin and her tongue swirling the skin thats being suck between her teeth in her mouth "F-fuck" you muffled into your hand, wanting to k-ll yourself right after this word left your mouth.

Lottie giggled into your neck at that. But she wasnt done yet, no, before stopping her magic work, she kissed and licked the hickey on your neck, soothing it gently. Looking at your flushed face with a smirk.

"Well? did it hurt?" she asked playfully. All you could do is shake your head with a no.

"Told you, if you do it right, it does not hurt"

She then looked at the hickey she left on your neck, her smirk never leaving "Yeah, now i see why you never got one, you look way too good with one". Your eyes widen and with a shitty ass excuse you shoved her off you and sprint into her bathroom, and you could hear her giggling as you closed the door and looked at yourself in the mirror as you started gay panicking.

(a day later)

Whenever your brain went to last night when Lottie literally sucked on your neck, your stomach does the thing. With embarrassment you paddled your way into locker room for practice, hoping and praying noone will notice the hickey. But fuck, of course everyone did.

"Well well well... someone had fun" Van came to you with a smirk and grabbed your chin titling your head to a side and looking at the hickey with a proud smile "Damn, thats a really good one" she whistled.

"No shit? Y/n got a hickey?!" Nat jumped from the locker bench to look herself "Shit, she did" she smirked like a proud parent.

"Who gave it to you?" asked Misty with curiousness. Everyone in the locker room turned to your way. You were too embarrassed to say it and wishing you could just disappear, but lucky to you, Lottie put a hand over your shoulder with a proud smirk on her face "Well i did" she then titled your head to look at it again "Damn it looks better today than last night" she say with pride.

"WHAT?!" they all collectively yelled. Like literally yelled.

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Lets just say Lottie giggled and had a blast at those faces of everyone, on the other hand you? you wished you could just die right on the spot.

Well of course you were getting teased for days after Lottie said she gave you one because you wanted to know what it feels like to get a hickey, she even had the audacity to joke (she was serious but you didnt know) that she could show you what right kissing feels like, but you just swat her chest each time she teased you about it, because your heart did a backflips in your chest.

Others werent any different, for the remaining time the hickey was visible, they joked about how it looks good on you and how it feels like their child has grown up. Idiots, but you love them of course.

However, you understood why people want hickeys so bad, its feels nice to be 'marked up' as someone 'property' as if saying 'i was there, back off'. Like some sort of ownership. Plus you actually liked the feelings Lottie swirled inside you since that night, conflicted and confusing, but you liked it.

So thats how you ended up with a new one a week later, well in fact with bunch off. And not only on your neck, in fact some of them were on your collarbones, shoulders and in the middle of your chest.

And maybee, Lottie in fact showed you how right kissing is done after couple of weeks later.

And maaaaaybe, this was the start of something more than just a friendship.

But just maybe.

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autors note: this is probably such a shit, but im still kind of sick and my brain is not braining as it should brain (might come later to edit it) but here we go, hope you enjoyed it🫶🏻

[booliuu]

˗ˏˋToby Headcanons..PT2ˎˊ˗

ꪆৎ 𝙰/𝙽 : this is a continuation of my first headcanons oh him. Here’s the * link* if you haven’t check it out yet, btw thanks for almost 50 likes😭😭 you guys are so sweet!! anyways enjoy of me rambling about this man again :DD🫶🏼

• my inbox is open for ask and requests!!

* pictures i’m using: pinterest 🫶🏼

🪓 . . He’s a taurus baaabies ( b-day April 28th! mark your calendars right now !!) .. may i add something too👉👈 i just know in the bottom of my heart my man def has a sagittarius moon placement or lots of fire signs placements in his birth chart. SCORPIO VENUS TOO 👀👀 he loves so intenselyyy. okok anyways-

🪓 . . He has so many piercings!! I can definitely say on his face he has a septum , nostril , bridge ,and a snake bite 😮‍💨. And for his ears he has industrial, lobes ( thought about stretching his lobes but is too scared lol) and conches done.

➯ went a bit crazy with his piercing bc his parents were so against him getting them done during his high school years. But now that he’s an adult he goes all out.

➯ takes great care of them too! ^^

🪓 . . wears fingerless gloves to mange with his rlly bad hand picking habit. doesn’t have nails bc how bad his habits are :((. the goggles he wears protects his eyes . also wears a restraining mask, it stops him from bitting his hands , nails and….ppl i dare say ifykyk.

🪓 . . Owns a lot of graphic tee’s and most of them are bands that he never heard of before lmao same🥲. Whatever shirt he’s wearing that day , a creep or random ppl ask him what’s his favorite song or album is , he gets all awkward and he’s stands like an idiot like🧍.

➯ all sorts of baggy and ripped jeans as well ! Not a fan of tight clothes. Absolutely despises them.

🪓 . . has LOTS of scars that goes all the way back from his childhood.

🪓 . . Him & Tim before DID NOT get along at all. MAJOR BEEF WITH EACH OTHER 😭. whenever both of them were assigned on missions together, they ALWAYS be arguing about the littlest things.

* this is looong sorry ><i just love the idea that tim cares for toby. so bare with meee🥹🥹

➯ Mainly because tim behavior rubs toby the wrong way. It reminds him of his father in some ways and gets highly defensive whenever tim tells him what to do or criticizes him.

➯ Tim thinks toby as a ruthless teenager ( even though he clearly knows he an adult.) thinks he needs to be told what to do at all times . Even though he a rough exterior … little does toby know he cares about him a lot. But of course there both to stubborn as hell to tell each that 😑.

➯ until one day toby accidentally let a victim loose. when tim found out , he got extremely upset at toby. The yelling definitely brought Toby thoughts of his father, as a defense mechanism toby argued back . Got a bit physical but overall LOTS of yelling, brian ( the savior-) had to step in and tell them to get over it and be nice to each for once.

➯ took a WHILE for them to apologize but they did eventually. was a bit awkward but hey at least there over it :,D . Now of days they almost have a father and son dynamic. Sometimes when both of have free time tim will show toby how to fix up a car, how to cook on a grill , yk bonding.

➯ brings Toby lots of nostalgia and confusion because he never treated like this by a man before bc the only nice people he was surrounded by in his whole life was just his mom and his sister . so surely his inner child is slowly healing. when he actually took a chance and thought about tim’s behavior towards him one night, he had to sit down for bit , beer in hand ( definitely not given by tim-) cry for a bit while tim rubs his back in comforting way while smoking a cigarette ofc.

🪓 . . owns torn up converse and doc martens. TONS of hoodies, leather jackets and winter jackets!

🪓 . . HIS ROOM!! oh good god…it’s so unorganized. mostly because his collection of clothes he picked up over the years that he “borrowed” TvT iykyk… never bothers to clean it. his own words not mine

Toby: “ it’s my man c-cave. my rules.”

Tim: *SIGHS* “ jesus fucking christ….. your a mess.”

🪓 . . Speaking of his room it has lots of band posters and tapestry’s!

🪓 . . Knows so much animals facts.. it’s actually scary but entertaining.he literally bring up in random ways possible. that’s toby for yea..!! :DD

🪓 . . His favorite animals consists of what’s around him in the slender forest. such deers, raccoons, fox & wolf , birds , bears and has a love for reptiles as well.

🪓 . . lol if your scared of bugs i feel sorry for you , reptiles or just any animals i have listed…he’s definitely the type of friend that has it cupped in his hand and shoving it in your face. Lives for your reaction. 🩷

🪓 . . a bit awkward and has a cold front when you first meet him. he likes to observe, doesn’t trust ppl easily. If he likes you, he eventually slowly open up his shell and he shows his true colors such being a little shit, teasing you playful ofc, butting head with you 24/7. eeehh..but if he hates you good luck with this one… he make it known he doesn’t like you . you won’t know but others who know him do.

🪓 . . Growing up he was known for being the shy quiet kid that never speaks up for himself. He thinks about it now and really started changing meaning slowly and eventually he became more confident. like throwing sarcastic comments , knows lots of good clap backs or calling out’s if someone offended him or something. he’s changed man guys nothing like his younger self. proud of him 🥹

🪓 . . I see ppl saying that he’s the kind of friend that wants to be around you 24/7. 100% agree 👍 . yk hanging out in yours or his rooms for like smoke breaks, joining you during missions, watching tiktok’s & sending them to you even though your in the same room as he is , or even just simply pure silent and just basking in each others presence.

Toby: t-t-this is so you…

Toby: * sents you a tiktok*

You: bruh wtfff

* cue him laughing his ass off

🪓 . . Going to the local drug store to grab some slushes and junk food. HE LIVES FOR THOSE HANGS OUTS. TELL ME IM WRONG.

› › › i’ll make sure to be more in depth with this one :3 so be in a look out for some platonic toby headcanons in the future!!! ^^

🪓 . . Everytime someone says toby loves waffles sighs…. man i’m telling you right now an angel loses it wings ☹️ 👎. He has extended food palette than that y’all c’mon.

🪓 . . i mean it’s not the best diet… it literally just energy drinks but at least his friends look out for him and leave him take out because they know he doesn’t feel hunger like we do.

🪓 . . due to that, he has a lean built. Has a bit of a 6 pack ( you have to squint to see em ) and has muscles on his arms . He’s really proud of his arms lol. Has a bit of beard?? Scruff?? idk what’s it’s called going on too ^^ shaves ones in a while. aaaand..hehe has a happy trail situation... ANYWAYSSSS that’s for next time 😉.

🪓 . . yk how how i said he has a collection of phones he… collected *cough🪓🪓 cough*… firm believer he has playlist in each phone of them that consists of western emo music. also.. DAD ROCK .

🪓 . . his favorite weather has to be autumn because the animals around forest comes out more and he hangs out and pets all of them. likes looking at the trees and how each of the leaves are changing colors.

🪓 . . his joints pop loud real bad whenever he stretching , walking , or running . it pisses him so badly lolll.

🪓 . . loves sleeping and taking naps🫶🏼 whenever or whatever. like tree tops , his bed, closet, ect. hates mornings with passion prefers to sleep in. toby 🤞power naps . downside being that he snores like no one business and moves around his sleep.

🪓 . . blind on his left eye and that same eye has a permanent split eyebrow from the car crash.

🪓 . . Even though i want say he smells like vanilla or something sweet naaah …. srry bby😔. he gotta smell like the woods , dirt, bl*od.. sometimes , or even pinewood. From time to time smells like cheap shampoo and conditioner when he remembers to shower.

🪓 . . lastly his hair.. HIS 👏HAIR 😭😭 it’s so soft…he’s rocking shaggy haircut that tim trims once in a while.

𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚜: @bloodibambiidol & @kodaswrld ✨ there stuff is cool check it out!

ꪆৎ 𝙰/𝙽 : HEEEEY IM BACK, i know posted 2-3?? days ago and honestly im so happy to it has so many likes already. thank you so much 🫶🏼 it means so much to me!! i’ll try to post as consistent as i can but no promises.😣As of right now my wips are a bunch of toby headcanons and one shots i need to finish and post and dw other characters too dww🤍🤍.

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[f1angelz]

filo girly request for oscar 🧍🏻‍♀️🫶🏼

im thinking of a scenario where reader is part of a love team and oscar gets jealous or she gets questions when shes on a show it interview about him and they love her and oscar together if a fc is needed i love atasha mulach's vibe

𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏 — oscar piastri x reader

summary: oscar’s girlfriend is a celebrity and has an on-screen partner. when she gets asked about her and oscar’s relationship during an interview, what is she gonna say?

content warnings: none, just fluff. (not proofread sorry </3)

this fic contains tagalog phrases and words highlighted in italics. for non-filipino readers, translations are provided in small text. *(mahal = love)

── .✦

It’s 3 in the morning in Silverstone, and Oscar couldn’t sleep.

Maybe it’s because he arrived a few hours ago and can’t bring himself to rest, or maybe it’s because his girlfriend had an interview on the other side of the globe.

Oscar’s girlfriend is a celebrity in the Philippines, Y/N Y/L/N. She’s had multiple projects, endorsements, and films that have also gone global. Before getting into this relationship, Oscar knew the consequences that he would have to face— long distance, media, and other factors.

But he loved her. That’s what mattered the most, right?

Not until Y/N recently had a TV series that went viral, as she was paired with one of the most famous actors in Filipino TV. Their chemistry was undeniable— weeks after her TV series was released, she was all over the news along with her on-screen partner. There were fan accounts, edits, and even fanfiction about them.

Everytime a new post was written about them, Oscar’s jealousy grew. Although Y/N always reassured him that it was strictly on-screen, He really couldn’t help it.

Oscar’s thoughts stopped when he felt his phone vibrate on his chest.

my love 💞: hi, mahal! i know you’re still up. my interview is almost gonna start. watch me?

my love 💞 has sent a link.

my love 💞: there’ll be a monitor in front of us during the interview. i’ll be able to see it on screen once you’ve joined, okay? i love you!

Oscar smiled.

mahal 🩷: okay babe, i’ll be joining in a few. goodluck!

Oscar sat up and reached out for his laptop which was on the desk, opened it up and clicked on the link she sent.

The show was already starting, the hosts greeting the crowd both in the studio and livestream.

Y/N and her on-screen partner were introduced. Once they both entered, the crowd went wild, cheering for them with their ship name. Oscar looked at the livestream comments and sighed, everyone was crazy for them.

The show went on as usual, asking them about the TV series and how filming was going. Eventually, the hosts asked about their personal lives.

“So Y/N, We’re aware that you’re dating F1 driver Oscar Piastri. Kamusta naman kayo?”

(So Y/N, We’re aware that you’re dating F1 driver Oscar Piastri. How are you guys doing?)

Y/N smiled and let out a nod, “We’re doing really well. Actually, kakapanalo lang nya last week in the Austrian Grand Prix. I was there and I couldn’t have been more proud.”

(We’re doing really well. Actually, he recently won last week in the Austrian Grand Prix. I was there and I couldn’t have been more proud.)

The hosts smiled and fawned over their relationship, “I’m sure he’s proud of your career too. But we’re curious, hindi ba siya nag seselos? For sure aware naman siya sa love team nyo.”

(I’m sure he’s proud of your career too. But we’re curious, does he get jealous? For sure he’s aware about your love team.)

The studio crowd cood and Oscar’s heart started beating.

Y/N let out a small laugh, it was a common question that people asked her since their relationship was public.

“Hindi naman siya nag seselos, I wish.”

(He doesn’t really get jealous, I wish.)

She humored, and the rest laughed. Oscar laughed too at her response, assuming that it was something funny since he couldn’t understand.

“All jokes aside, hindi naman siya nag seselos. He knows very well that strictly for work lang yung ginagawa ko. He’s the best boyfriend I could ever ask for.”

(All jokes aside, he doesn’t really get jealous. He knows very well that what I’m doing is strictly for work. He’s the best boyfriend I could ever ask for.)

One of the hosts asked, “Do you have any message for him?”

Y/N cleared her throat, “Hi, mahal! I know you’re watching right now kahit sobrang late na diyan. Thank you for always being very supportive, you know how much I love you. I can’t wait to see you on Sunday!”

(Hi, love! I know you’re watching even if it’s super late over there. Thank you for always being very supportive, you know how much I love you. I can’t wait to see you on Sunday!)

The crowd smiled and teased, clapping at her message.

Oscar was smiling from ear-to-ear, and somehow, he wasn’t as jealous anymore. He saw the livestream commenting on their relationship and how cute they were. Maybe he shouldn’t be jealous after all.

The show eventually ended and Oscar closed his laptop, returning it on his desk. He opened his phone and sent Y/N a message.

mahal 🩷: you know i’ll always be here for you, right? no matter what time it is where i’m in.

my love 💞: i know, mahal. and i know you’re jealous too 😆

Oscar laughed, maybe he was bad at hiding it.

mahal 🩷: maybe i was a bit jealous.

my love 💞: oscar jack piastri, you literally have my heart and you’ll always have it. okay?

He smiled. God, he loves her so much.

mahal 🩷: i know, and i’ll do everything in my power to keep it safe. i love you ❤️

my love 💞: go to sleep, i know you’re getting tired, mahal. i love you too! see you on sunday ❤️

Oscar gave her message a heart react before turning off his phone.

And off he drifted to sleep, knowing that he was the luckiest man on earth that night.

── .✦

a/n: i had so much fun writing this, it’s been 2 years since i wrote a fic !! also i’m so grateful for those who requested. much love 🤍

[lululocomo]

To think Mk being comfuse of how different Shadowpeach act toward him in new past au is funny to me.😭 He just try to make sense and adapt everything because ussually Wukong is the protective one and Macaque is the one who would laugh if MK fall flat on his face.

Wukong: I only teach you what you need to know so you wont hurt your body while using to much power. Patient and focus is key

Macaque: Imma teach you how to do backflip without the basic >:)

And sudenly the dynamic got SWAP 🧍🏼🖐🏼🥹 Confuse MK noises lol

Also idea of Shadowpeach both being call "Mama" (they never care lol)

MamaWu is funny because THIS how my Mama and I actually bond (even I was a little 😭)

She tell me random story and casually drop a boom about her past trauma and act like it's a joke as she laugh at herself. Little me just hear the story like "Awasome Mama!!" And laugh too 🥹

THIS IS SO CUTE 😭

Wukong being called Mama is actually so funny I love it dfgfdg

BUT YEAH THE ROLE ARE REVERSE AND IT MAKE MK EVEN MORE CONFUSED

And the reason for it is mostly because the time is different (and some events too), so Wukong is still very much a chaotic monkey , and macaque more soft.

Wukong: Okay baby, watch me carefully, this is how you get rid of an annoying demon ( then proceed to kill said demon)

MK: OKAY THAT'S SO COOL BUT MAMA KILLING IS BAD

Wukong: okay now you try ! :D

Macaque who heard the whole thing and shadow teleport to them: WUKONG STOP BEING A BAD INFLUENCE ON OUR KID

Wukong: you're no fun plum!! >:(

[dereks-unrelenting-heart]

SFTH Chaotic Highlights (OMG Is This A Joke)

Alright, I'm finally starting to make these for the longforms! These are gonna be quite a bit longer than the other two I've made, since these videos are (typically) longer and I have a lot of thoughts about them lol (edit while writing, less than halfway through the video - yeah, I have way more to say than I thought I would)

Before I even get into the video itself, I just love the bold move of having their first Youtube longform be one about nazis, let's people know the kind of humor they'll be getting from these guys lmao

Also shout out to the not insignificant number of people who fully didn't recognize AJ with hair

Luke's executive decision to grab a prop gun and just stand there like 🧍🏼

"If he was only a foot and a half taller, he would be a perfect nazi!" Still one of my favorite Luke short jokes, because if I was him I genuinely wouldn't know how to take that observation-

Not sure why Sam chose the puffy purple jacket for his villain character, but at least we get to call him Ze Blackberry now

I'd like to imagine as Sam was introducing himself, he looked over to Luke like 'oh shit right, he's still just fucking standing there, I should probably include him somehow' and to Sam that ofc meant flirting with him

Which btw is the strangest flirting attempt I've ever seen- "Beautiful little pocket-sized Aryan" and "Sexy little ferret" ?? Guys I've never flirted with anyone but I don't think he's doing it right

"Guten Abend" Luke/Hans isn't good at this flirting thing either, but at least they're both having fun

Two French brothers casually parachuting over Berlin during World War II, nothing weird about that

"Ja- yes- er, oui! I'm trilingual, I'm sorry" Idk if it's the language confusion or the fact he apologized to the nazi, but this was a great line

"The plan is working perfectly, we're making them uncomfortable. Keep it up!" Luke, who has done very little in that regard except respond to Sam: "Okay!!" *just keeps standing there*

"Hard day being a nazi?" Considering you're currently giving him a backrub and are probably about to fuck him, I'd say he's having a pretty good day

Before Luke's BAFTA winning portrayals of grief in The Evil Make-A-Wish Kid and The Grape Depression, we had AJ's sobbing in OMGITAJ

So glad this play was set mainly in France so AJ could show off his French knowledge in the best ways (skipping across the stage and singing)

Sam characteristically entering briefly as an unspecified beast that for simplicity I'm going to call a ram

Genuinely one of my favorite and most underappreciated moments in the video is Katherine assigning Luke's character a feminine name, which he clearly didn't expect, and he just takes a moment to reevaluate life, while staring at the comedically placed banana in his hand. 10/10 fantastic bit

"My husband has been captured" "You know this for sure?" "Well he didn't come home and he's a French spy so" Fair logic that was 100% correct

"I already have a husband" "Well Xavier will have to wait until he's officially dead then" rip Jean-Luc man, at least Sarah seems to genuinely love him and be loyal though, good for them

Tag yourself, I'm AJ fangirling heavy over Xavier as he walks onstage

"I could have mimed it but I did not" has and forever will live in my brain rent free, bro had no reason to do that but took the fucking opportunity

Also Sarah's friend (did she ever get a name?) is simping for Xavier more than Sarah herself, they could've just fucked instead

"I don't know the French word for mice" "C'est une souris, une souris, une souris" French lessons with AJ

I've already made a whole post about my love for pre-reveal Xavier, but jesus, can you blame me? This character is the actual reason I started being attracted to Tom in the first place, why is he so SMOOTH-

Also the fact Luke didn't even flinch when Tom tilted his chair back and just nonchalantly crossed his legs- This whole scene is perfect istg

"I'm just going to take a few pictures-" That's so real of you girl

"I am a man" Gonna start saying this in front of the mirror as affirmations in the morning, same tone and everything

Tom launching himself across the stage before he even has the chance to rebutton his shirt lol

"Look out! It's the nazi-looking guy!" Saying this about the actual nazi is so funny

Not me being genuinely kinda sad about François getting killed

Katherine getting into Sam's carriage with a pumpkin (For some reason??) and Sam pausing not once, but twice, and eventually deciding to proceed as normal and not question it

Jean-Luc: *crying because trauma* Katherine: "Aw.. If you're thirsty you could drink it!" Katherine might've earned her place as my favorite 5th SFTH member they've had

Big Hans showing up with an entirely different vibe from the last time we saw him- Maybe because he's not busy being gay with Ze Blackberry

But really, why is this nazi boy so excited about the french language while he's taking over their country

"Les coqs :D" Sir what is this energy you're putting out, it's confusing me

I like that instead of just saying something like "It's a French horse, why do I care if I kicked it" he's just like "German horses wouldn't give a shit, your horses are just weak"

"Very hairy chickens you have here" A joke they couldn't have made now-

I'd just like to point out that Big Hans didn't get shot from what I could tell, so he could technically still be alive. Idk what to do with that information, I just wanted it out there

Tom pulling his classic sexy-character move: Foot dramatically placed on chair

The cleaner just being like "what a fucking mess, god I hate my job" as if Xavier and Sarah aren't currently having a whole plot-altering revelation in the same room

Oh yeah, and this is also the moment I was very relieved Sarah was a better person than me (/hj) and didn't sleep with Xavier

Also, mostly unrelated, but Katherine's voice specifically as the cleaner reminds me of DHMIS every single time and idk why

"Are you quite finished??" "... Honestly, no"

"But who would do that? Who would do- It was me" He tried to be mysterious but Xavier really wanted credit for what he did

Sam the Ram returns! Very cool that their first video had classics of all kinds: Sam being a chaotic animal, AJ getting to be French, Tom being a sexy German, and Luke being an equally-attractive-but-not-quite-as-played-up woman

"I was tortured by two men gettig with each other next to me" "They're always doing that, the nazis" If SFTH can make nazis gay af, they truly can do anything

Why does Ram-Sam look so offended on behalf of the French after Luke's "It's in my nature" line lmaoo

"Where did you get my dildo!?" Amazing line from Luke, but really what was that thing??

And ofc Xavier dies as he lived.. Shirtless. Sexy evil bastard-

[emtulsa7]

I love how Brody!Pony and Josh!Pony both gently reach their hand up to ask for Johnny’s letter from Soda….and then there’s Trevor!Pony….who just ✨rips✨ it out of Soda’s hand, who just stands there like 🧍🏼

[laurieluvrr]

Laurie and Yuwen only date each other for sake of having bf/gf is such good angst potential. Especially if they both realize they dont love each other but for whatever reason they didnt break up with each other.

So there they are questions what their relationship all about. They both just dont know what to do :(

Ignore the ugly sketch 🧍🏼 first time to actually draw them in my style

-_+$($!*;* OHDKSJJDNSJS OH MH HOD. YOU. STOP. NO. NO KONOBO OHKEOSNKSNS. also small Yuwen lol- this IS SOS UCNDKCNJSJD FHUS IS SO FUCJSKDN IM BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST GHE WALL NO. THEYRE LITERALLY LIKE 2 SIDES ON THE OPPOSITE SPECTRUM OF LIKE THE Same COIN - HOWEVER THAT PHRASE GOES. NO ONE REALLY CARES FOR LAURIE OR PAYS ATTENTION TO HER CUZ SHE LIKE HAS NOTHING CRAZY SPECIAL, AND CRAZY ANXIETY THAT MAKES HER KIND OF HARD TO APPROACH and YUWEN IS LIKE OVERCOMPENSATES FOR EVERYTHING BC HES ALSO SUPER HARD TO APPROACH BC HES SO INSECURE NOOOO.... Match made in HELL 💔 nobody wants them so they'll just have each other FMLLLLLLL GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GRABS MY BAZOOKA AND SHOOTS EVERYBODY NO NO NO

[miss-dollette]

Simon “Ghost” Riley is just a man.

I hate it when people write Simon as a dirtbag man. Like, this man would never ask for sex in return for cleaning the house. He’d just… do it. He wouldn’t even look at you for approval or anything. It’s just something that needed to be done, and you hadn’t done it yet, so he did it. Simple as that.

Like, I know he’s just a man, but he’s no dirtbag. He’s a gentleman with a rough demeanor.

Besides, he’d know that seduction goes both ways. Demanding sex is just a no-no for him, and in his opinion, gives off major predator vibe. He would definitely give you smoldering bedroom eyes (the bar clip absolutely proved this. This man can eye fuck you so hard) and be a little more… touchy. A little would go a long way.

I like the idea of him being just so… man. Idk but him just doing normal man shit is so endearing.

I think it would take a special kind of audience to know what I’m talking about, but If you get it, you get. I know people like to write him almost not human, but you can’t tell me this guy hasn’t done that quick leg split thing men do to detach his sweating balls from his legs.

Look at him. This man is so man. May be one of my favorite man-things in existence. So man. Man🧍🏼🫵🏼