#or make him take a nap

[gonnalosemydougdimmadomedamnmind]

The ears.... the saddest and grumpiest 🐇🐇🐇 ive ever seen. toddler lookin ass. why does he look like he just tumbled out of a washer or something

[hadalhalfmoon]

computer man

[grandwretch]

im not a huge traditional a/b/o writer so I don't have an entire fic idea for this but my brain keeps getting stuck on the idea of unpresented steve volunteering to take care of an orphaned baby during the quarantine, since there's too many kids and not enough adult omegas

alpha eddie, technically released but tentatively on temporary house arrest, ends up at the harrington house. with nothing much to do, eddie steps in as co parent and moral support for steve, helping the frazzled beta adjust to the reality of parenthood

and one day steve wakes up as an omega. no presentation heat, no desperate need to get bred, even though his new tits ache and leak. a little pain and his period eventually comes, sure, but it's not anywhere approaching typical. eddie watches the baby as steve goes to the fed doctors in a flurry, worried he's, like, dying or something--

stifling a smile, the doctor tells steve that his body accepted that he already had a pup and a mate, and decided no presentation heat was needed. otherwise he's perfectly healthy, and his heats should come back when he's done breastfeeding like any other omega mother's.

steve leaves, embarrassed and horny, having no idea how he's going to tell eddie that steve's hormones have decided he's the father of steve's kids, or why a medical explanation has him so turned on he can barely see straight

[fratercrucis]

if someone is being mean to sam winchester then this is what I do

[feelingtheaster99]

Riz is much too tired to defend his friends to his mom but him saying “NOOO mom Kristen does CrossFit now” to explain how he’s not carrying Kristen was so fucking funny

[deadscell]

“i wouldn’t do that if i where you…” wrong ❌❌❌❌

[javierduffy]

another drawover because they help my brain not be evil

[littlebitofdnd]

Sandra-Lynn and Sklonda are having a "What Do We Do About Kristen" phone call as we speak

[wmiescieinazumy]

u don't understand, they're so fucking funny to me

shindou: i'm so stressed. i slept horribly. this is the semi-final, we HAVE to win this or else everything we accomplished will be in vain. i can't control the shaking of my body. oh god

kirino: GOOD MORNINGGGGG RISE AND SHINE TEAM!!! i'm feeling AMAZING, we're so winning today! let's fucking go!!

the dichotomy between those two entries made me laugh so hard when i read them-

[marzipaint]

zzz

[satoblue]

satoru absolutely despises the pregnancy pillow bc 1) it takes up space on the bed and he is already big enough as is and 2) it doesn’t allow him his mandatory cuddles that are obligatory for married couples

[aashidoodles]

Heyyyyyy! Came with a Shiguang domestic prompt ideas. If you aren’t busy can I make a request? (Is it what it is?lolidk and no pressure)

Just watched the Final Destination bloodlines. And thought:

What if Shiguang went to watch it at the movies on a date. And Cxs commented how The movie actually made sense for how “Death is an unchangeable node” and “a bitch probs” and Lu Guang…

Well You’ll cook it better than me.

Love you. Hope you stay well and healthy.💖

Omgomgomg I'm bumping this one up the queue so I can drop some aashi lore as well!

Fun fact is, I actually got to supervise the filming of one scene for Final Destination Bloodlines!!

Weird out of nowhere gig that landed on my lap, but very fun piece of random info that I can share at parties or whatever. Basically got paid to stand around and watch them work.

Anyways, here's the scene I cooked up. Enjoy!

Thanks for the prompt! 🎟

[royalarchivist]

Pac: Take care of Ramon, take care of Richas, ok? See you on the other side, big boy.

Fit: [Laughs] Take it easy, big boy. Take it easy, big boy. Actually, nononono– You can't just say "big boy" and then just expect me to not drag you outta here. [Fit tries to lasso Pac] You're coming with me.

Pac: No, I need to leave!

Fit: You're coming with me. You are not dying today! You are not dying today!

Pac: I need to leave, Fit! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Ironmouse: Are you guys like, having sexy time?

Fit: There's homosexual activity going on Mouse, don't worry about us, ok?

Ironmouse: You guys, we don't have time to be gay right now.

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Pac: I'm just here to say goodbye to you, Fit.

Fit: Goodbye? We're not– we're gonna be fine, we're going to get out of here, don't worry.

Aypierre: Yeah, don't worry!

Pac: I know, but like– I will sleep until the end, you know? I will pass through this moment sleeping, man. I won't be able to be awake for the moment.

Fit: [Laughs] You know, it's– I mean, if that's how you wanna go, but– I mean, that- I mean, isn't that bed kind of like.... I don't know, it's–

Pac: No no, I will be staying on the sofa, you know, I will be staying on the sofa.

Fit: Oh the sofa. Ok, that's a nice sofa! Yeah, that is a pretty nice sofa.

Pac: Yeah, it's a nice sofa right? No, yeah– I'm going to stay on the sofa, you know? So, since I will be going Fit... [Pac starts tossing Fit all his items]

Aypierre: [Not paying attention to their conversation] Is that bigger cell? I don't think it's a bigger- biggest one.

Fit: Oh... Thank you Pac, thank you.

Pac: Everything you need to survive, ok?

Fit: Wow.

Aypierre: Wow.

Pac: And if you need this one also, maybe, who knows? [Throws him more items]

Fit: Ohhh, well hey– just take this to remember me by, ok? [Tosses him a photo of himself – the same one Aypierre was carrying all day yesterday]

Pac: [Laughs] Ok, I will sleep holding the picture you know, like this. You know, I will dream about you, Fit. And I hope this is gonna be good dreams. I see you in the other side. Good luck, my friend.

Fit: The other side... Yeah, you know, yeah, we– we– you know? It's been an honor, Pac. It's been an honor, you know?

Pac: Yeah, for me too, you know? Take care of Ramon, take care of Richas, ok?

Fit: Ok.

Pac: See you on the other side, big boy.

Fit: I will sing your praise– Oh yeah, hey– [Laughs] Take it easy, big boy. Take it easy, big boy. Actually, nononono– You can't just say "big boy" and then just expect me to not drag you outta here. You're coming with me.

Pac: No, I need to leave!

Fit: You're coming with me. You are not dying today! You are not dying today!

Pac: I need to leave, Fit! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Fit: Sorry, there's–

Pac: I'm sorry!

Ironmouse: Are you guys like, having sexy time?

Fit: There's homosexual activity going on Mouse, don't worry about us, ok?

Ironmouse: You guys, you guys– we don't have time to be gay right now, come on. There's no time.

Pac: No, there's no time! Oh, goodbye Fit...

Fit: Ok, c'mon, no no no, come on, we got this we got this!

Pac: Goodbye Fit, I'm sorry!

Fit: [Laughs] Oh no...

[plasmara]

rogue jay is kind of cat-coded to me…………

Like . let’s reflect. doesn’t trust easily. Hyper aware of his personal space .hates affection (unless on his terms and even then it’s iffy). stares at you from across the room with visible suspicion. then immediately acts offended when you look at him. Goes missing for days and then turns up like wat . Were u guys worried or something? takes offence when u try to help with ANYTHINT but gets deeply offended if u don’t notice he’s hurt. Likewise won’t ask for attention either but if he doesn’t get it it’s gonna be a bad day for everyone. oh and he definitely hisses when he’s startled. and Bites (not exclusive to the startling though…. he just Does this)

[woodyirl]

Hehehe, imagine taking a nap with your f/o.

Imagine them holding you, hearing their heartbeat, sinking deeper into their warmth as they trace their hand softly up and down your body, feeling them softly kiss the top of your head as your eyes finally close and you drift off to sleep

Imagine holding them, feeling their body relax as you finally wrap your arms around them, seeing their body slightly rise and fall as they softly breathe, you bury your face into their neck as you kiss them, and it seems like that one kiss was enough for them to fall asleep...

DNI PR0 SHIPPERS/C0M SHIPPERS

[the-sussy-imposter2]

C!da.pduo vore in this economy??? Its more likely than youd think ☝️

Also idk why hes being tucked into bed lmao, i just imagine that as whats going on every time i hear that quote and i have no idea why 😭