#pants are from hot topic btw

[lordhavemercyyyyy]

my leg muscles are giving me hell

anyway look at my cool pants

(featuring my foot in a weird location to blot out my necronym on this mat)

[kacey-dias]

"Draw your OC in your favorite outfit."

And that I did! The nose and lip piercings are fake lol (he's not ready for that yet).

And wow! I actually put effort into a drawing?! BEGONE, ART BLOCK!

[vanivenivici]

”2000s emo au”

[teddybeartoji]

film professor!toji, who always wears dark colored slacks and a button-up shirt, alongside with a tie loosely hanging around his neck and a pair of glasses that keep sliding down his nose. the watch on his wrist is always the same one, a relatively chunky silver one that surely can only look normal on a man his size. 

sometimes he rolls up his sleeves, sometimes he unbuttons a few buttons of his shirt; sometimes he ditches the tie entirely and goes for a less sophisticated look. the material wrapped around his biceps looks like it’s about to tear open whenever he folds his arms over his chest and his pants aren’t doing any better, his thick thighs are just bulging out whenever he decides to lean his ass against his desk. and he’s confident, he’s cocky. he looks tired as fuck and his hair is more often than not a complete mess, but needless to say, he always looks very, very good. 

film professor!toji, who’s got a habit of fidgeting with his pens. he’s either simply toying with them in his hands as he introduces the next film you’ll be watching or he’s got one between his teeth as he watches you guys do your presentations. and he usually tucks the thing behind his ear when he’s done playing with it. 

film professor!toji, who’s constantly throwing his legs on top of his desk when he’s listening to the class or when he’s showing you something from the projector. with his hands behind his head, he leans so far back in his chair that it has all of you placing bets on how long he’ll manage to hold that pose before he falls. he never does. 

film professor!toji, who’s an absolute sucker for films from the 80’s. indiana jones, alien, blade runner, scarface, evil dead etc etc – you name it, he’s seen it. has multiple big posters of said films in his classroom too btw. he’s not actually picky though, he’ll watch just about anything because well, why not. he’s not really pretentious either, though he will tease you if you claim a ‘silly’ film as your favourite but he won’t put you down for it. he’ll push you a bit, asking questions to test how sure you are of your answer and then just proceeds to watch you defend yourself with a long ramble with a sly little grin on his lips. that’s what he wants to see after all – that his students love films, no matter what kind. 

film professor!toji, who knows a lot of random facts about the most random films and is not afraid to very casually blurt them out during his classes. some of them are very informative and then some of them are rather questionable, leaning more towards a piece of gossip if anything else. but it’s not like anybody’s complaining.

film professor!toji, who asks what you guys have watched since your last class with him at the beginning of every single class. doesn’t spend an entire hour on this topic but it’s always a certified fifteen minute break from the actual studying because he thinks it’s important for his students to talk about films. to talk about what you saw – if you noticed any peculiarities or mistakes, whether you liked the thing or not. and he always listens; he sips his coffee with his pencil stuck behind his ear, and then proceeds to ask very specific questions. he seems to have seen, or at least to know, every single film ever made and it’s kind of ridiculous(ly hot).

film professor!toji, who's still somehow not entirely used to people calling him 'sir'. mr. fushiguro is what he usually prefers but the 'sir' still pops up every so often and it always catches him so off-guard that it takes him a second to realize that he's the sir.

film professor!toji, who rants in front of the whole class about how much it sucks to watch movies from your teeny tiny laptops. he’s a cinema guy, through and through. and of course, he understands if it’s like a money thing because well, it’s not the least expensive thing to do on a weekly basis but he just tries to emphasize how much better it is to watch things on the big screen. he urges all of you to always take the opportunity when it comes along. 

film professor!toji, who fucking hates grading any sort of papers. he just despises it. he huffs and puffs behind his desk with his head in his hands, contemplating whether this is the right job for him or not (he will never quit). 

film professor!toji, who mostly hangs out with his buddy down the hall, the loud-mouthed history teacher with pink hair. they go on smoke breaks together, laughing together over some stupid answer they saw on a test. 

film professor!toji, who throws his head back with an exasperated sigh every time he spots the white-haired physics professor staring into the hall from the small window on the door with a stupidly big grin on his face.

film professor!toji, who’s schedule falls just in line with the sly literature professor and his brother, the freaky philosophy professor. toji refuses to sit next to the latter, he finds him too off-putting. but with mr. geto – they like to drink their morning coffees together in silence in their own little corner, and it’s surprisingly comfortable. sometimes they talk about films as well, but they almost always end up bickering like some old people because their tastes do not align at all.

film professor!toji, who doesn’t miss the way some of the students seem to swoon over him – he finds it very amusing. he doesn’t really see the appeal, he thinks he’s way too old anyway.

film professor!toji, who’s eyes do seem to linger on you just a little longer than they do on others though. who does a very subtle double-take whenever you enter the room and who steals glances at you when he sees you in the halls. it’s not like he’d ever try anything, of course – that’d be incredibly inappropriate. you’ but he sure does think you’re pretty, there’s no denying of that… 

[heartsforfolklore]

scrolling through Pinterest and found the most pre-crash nat core pic of Sophie to exist so now I’m gonna do dating hcs except it’s just me projecting….

sorry

— This pic would be taken by you, her lovely gf, on your your Polaroid or some other camera idk, and that is YOUR CAT in her lap mhm yup yup

— mostly would hang out at your place bc… well yes! she doesn’t want to deal with Vera

— so basically, your room is her safe space. She’ll sneak into your room, maybe climb the tree by your window or throw pebbles at your window till you open up idk

— she has a drawer/closet space in your room

— you are her opposite (this is me projecting btw) like she’s punk, a riot grrrl, kinda snobby when it comes to alt music and culture and you’re like… soft(er) like, Mazzy Star, The Cocteau Twins, Jeff Buckley, The cranberries, The Sunday’s—dreamy/dreamlike music, you read Sylvia Plath, Virginia Woolf, and Dostoevsky, you’re snobby with literature—prob in AP Lit too, (projecting again, sorry) and… she hasn’t touched a book since freshman year LMAO

— you started talking bc you’re a fucking loser loner in PE (haha me) and she’s low-key like Cookie Monster pajama pants girl coded or like the random alt baddie who also doesn’t want to try in PE and like adopts the strays. But like… she’s really athletic so you don’t know why she doesn’t try in PE. Says she’s saving her energy for soccer (it’s like… November, Soccer doesn’t start till the Spring babes..)

— FEMINISTS YUP YUP YUP, ranting about the gender pay gap and the sexist pigs at WHS, (lowkey misandrists but that’s another topic..)

— and if I say bi4bi couple then what? You can both appreciate beauty when you see it.

— she gets you into Hole and Courtney Love

— IF you’re on the soccer team too, you drive her home from practice (and to school, and… like everywhere)

— passenger princess Nat you are real to me. That bitch does NOT have her license 😭

— you mistakenly take her kleptomaniac ass to the mall… she doesn’t get caught but you’re flabbergasted when she pulls out three eyeliner pencils from her bra cause she “ran out”

— makes fun of you the first time you get high together. See, she’s a seasoned professional… you’re not, the most you’ve done is smoked a cigarette because you thought it made you more “mysterious” or like you just came out of an old film noir

— you do the thing where you press the lit ends of the cigarette together to light the other (huzz idk I’ve never smoked but it’s what Stein and Spirit do in Soul Eater 💀)

— cannot hold a job to save her life, and you keep telling her to apply to Hot Topic or Spencer’s but she thinks it’s too cliche

— so basically you have to sugar mama her till she actually gets a job

— she comes over to your house to watch SNL with you and your family, who welcome her like a second (or third, or fourth, or however many siblings you have idk, I’m projecting again) daughter (they don’t know you’re together) and she riffs with your dad and it EMBARRASSES YOU SO BAD.

— you become her rock, it’ll take a while for her to completely open up to you but when you do, know that she intends to keep you around for a long time because she wouldn’t just spill her guts like that to anyone

— she kisses like it’s a sport, sometimes it’s soft and sweet, but not often. Most of the time she’ll just grab your face and kiss your lights out—it’s agressive at the same time as it’s playful. Like, she gets cuteness agression and she just wants to squeeze your cheeks and kiss your puckered lips. SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!!!

— “I’m boredddd” final boss, and maybe it’s unchecked ADHD

— you’re both sat, front row, when The Craft comes out (May 3rd, 1996, trust, you two will be there.)

— furthering the Van and Nat childhood bsfs agenda: they still hang out and Van is the only person she’s told about her sexuality and relationship.

— she was really nervous to kiss you for the first time, like yeah, she’s kissed and gotten cozy with people before but, this was you, and she actually gives a shit about you, because you aren’t just a distraction

— let’s you write your name on her converse

— making zines with each other and cutting up magazines and old newspapers to make the fonts/letters with ransom letters

— back to the mall, you have so many photo booth photos with her, are half of them you guys kissing or her biting your cheek? Well, yes. But who cares, nobody is seeing them but you two.

— on the same note, you use the photo booth as an excuse to make out

— you guys probably got your freak on to Fade into you

— during the fall, you guys go to the Football (American football btw) games to heckle and boo at the players and probably get kicked out of the stands so you guys end up at some shitty fast food place near by

— hitting up the grimiest thrift stores, flipping through racks while Natalie criticizes every basic band tee. She makes fun of you for buying a floral slip dress, then stares way too long when you try it on. (can’t stop staring at her t-t-t-face)

— doesn’t out-right say “I love you” often but has many ways she shows she does; memorizing the lyrics to your favorite songs, getting your favorite drink from the vending machine, eye contact while she kisses the back of your hand/your knuckles. Deffo an “actions speak louder than words” kinda girl.

— she thinks you’re too good for her & often needs reassurance. One of her love languages is words of affirmation.

— historians will say you two are just best friends! It’s the 90s in some no-name town in New Jersey, so things are kept under wraps…

— if you’re a poet, she’s your muse. If she’s a musician (nat band!au??) you’re her muse.

— calls you “pretty” like it’s your name; pretty girl, pretty thing, pretty baby, “hey, pretty” IM SCREAMING!!!! That, or Angel, or My Girl

— call her “my girl” and she’ll melt. She prefers just Nat from you, but doesn’t mind “babe” or “baby” from time to time

— “I don’t believe in god, but I believe that you’re my savior” yeah, shout out Gigi Perez

— will pull you into a bathroom stall during passing period just to kiss you, then will walk out like nothing happened, leaving you stunned

— kiss her scars

— doing her makeup, her painting your nails or her dressing you in her clothes and vice versa

— date nights at shitty fast food places (Taco Bell, White Castle, Checkers, etc.) or drive in movies(lowk greaser!nat vibes w this one..)

— you either help her do her homework or just do it for her, no in between. It’s not that she’s not smart, she just doesn’t try

———⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

sorry if these are bad, like, holy yap fest on my part

[suiana]

Hello! I hope that you are having a fantastic day 💞💞💞 You are one of my fave yan authors on this site!

Can I request how yan gov official react to receiving this text from a worker!y/n?

(yandere! government official x gn! assistant reader) (MUAHHH I MISSED YA VIOLLLETT) (btw hes old so he has autocaps on 💗💗 my geriatric baby😋)

STUPIDGOVERNMENTOFFICIAL: What?

YOU: oh yeah u heard me

YOU: im leaving ur ass!!!

STUPIDGOVERNMENTOFFICIAL: No.

you snicker at his texts, watching him clench his phone as he glares at you. he takes off his glasses, folding his arms across his chest as he leans back in his chair.

"do not play around like this."

he states sternly, voice deep and rich as you continue to giggle softly from your desk which is situated directly opposite from his. god, he's so cute when he's all worked up like this.

you can't help but want to tease him even more.

so you did, obviously.

"mn... but what if i wanna?"

you hum softly, leaning towards him as your eyes trail over his shirt that's popping at the seams. god he's so hot. wait what is he doing? why's he standing up-

uh oh he's coming closer- no no no!

you can't help but whine as he takes your phone away from you, keeping it in the pocket of his pants as he shakes his head at you like a disappointed father.

"do not joke around over a sensitive topic like this."

he then leans down beside you, maintaining eye contact as he closes the gap between you. the air between you two grows thick as your cheeks heat up, body going still as your mouth grows dry at your lover's close contact.

"i wouldn't want to punish you after all."

...

damn, why did he have to look so hot while saying that?

you kinda want to be punished now.

[peachviz]

I finally finished Voyager so you know what that means.

It’s a Voyager Wrap Up and notes party:

(Beware: hot takes ahead)

- I like and I hate this show. It was my slowest watch. I should have probably started with this instead of DS9 bc as you all know nothing can top DS9 and when you start out with the best meal nothing can compare. But tbh I don’t know if it would have made a difference.

- There’s a problem with this show that I’ve noticed that it’s a common problem within Star Trek as a whole. This one was just noticeable. There’s parts where they build up plots and characters and then half way through they just give up.

Kes was the biggest atrocity, they couldn’t figure out what to do with her so they give up on her and replace her with a new shiny toy. Won’t even get into the misogyny of the situation, we are all aware I don’t have to keep beating a dead horse. (Also aware of the hostile situation on set I’m not interested in that debate)

Chakotay is another example. He starts to lose lines and he kind of just floats. Tuvok is another big one. Because why tf did I have to sit through more Neelix focused episodes than Tuvok???????

Like the writers constantly do this but it’s so noticeable with this series. It’s like Patrick trying to open Sandy Cheeks’s door in SpongeBob and he just holds his hands over the door and goes, “Open Seasme!” The door doesn’t open and he shrugs and goes “Well, I’ve done all I can do.” That’s the writers of this show.

- while on the topic of Neelix. Here’s a hot take. What an incredibly pointless and annoying character. He made a lot of episodes unwatchable. Kes and Neelix have to be the worst poison I’ve ever ingested from Star Trek as a whole and I had to sit through TNG sexism and somehow this pairing was the worst. How incels feel about JarJar Binks is how I feel about Neelix. If you like him, great. If you don’t like him, let’s hug.

- there is something about this show that I feel they do better than DS9 and that is mental health episodes. It’s so subtle and there doesn’t have to be a lot of theatrics. While DS9 is good at portrayal, there are things that Voyager does with the Doctor, Seven, and even B’Elanna that I found the most relatable

- which btw B’Elanna is like super relatable it’s almost scary. I love Kira Nerys, she’s still my all time favorite, but I find myself gravitating to being like B’Elanna. I feel like she had the best character development besides Seven. Now granted, she can do some really selfish fucked up shit. Like the Doctor’s holofamily, etc, but I find her character refreshing. This show needed that.

- Seven of Nine. Idk what to say to make everything fit so here’s a lightning round. The cat suit is fucking annoying. We had to have Gene Roddenberry dying to get Deanna Troi in a real uniform and then we have the goodness of DS9 just to have the men be like “we need to bring back sexy” and then bring this wonderful character just to keep her in a cat suit. A suit, btw, that she doesn’t even want to be in bc in all her holo fantasies she’s either in a uniform, pants, or literally anything else. And don’t even get me started on Chakotay and Seven. What an odd paring with zero chemistry. It felt almost fatherly and then that shit happens bc they had to dispel the J/C shit and I think it was along the lines of Beltran getting tired of Chakotay being a “chump”. ??? Idk if that’s the exact quote but like boooooo that’s boring. It’s just ew no thanks.

- but seven is a wonderful character and if there weren’t so many men in the writing room then we could have had it all. Looking forward to seeing what Picard retcons

- Janeway is an amazing captain and I’m glad we have a complicated female captain but this goes along with my first topic. For the first four seasons, until she cuts her hair, there’s still too many cooks in the kitchen. You have her naked somehow multiple episodes per season until 4 (?) and then she has that dumbass governess holo program. Like by the time she has her hair cut, we could have just had all that from the start. Everyone say thank you Kate Mulgrew

- lastly, I’m glad that J/C didn’t become canon while they were away bc sometimes yearning is hotter than having. Kate Mulgrew stating that it was inappropriate for an office place romance bc young girls shouldn’t have to see (once again generalizing a quote) is totally valid. And tbh I feel like it would be a distraction to Janeway specifically

Idk in closing it’s an alright watch. It wasn’t really spectacular to me anyway. There were a lot of good parts, but I feel like it lost steam midway through season 6 and a lot of it was rocky. I could just be getting Star Trek fatigue.

Picard is next and then Prodigy. Probably won’t even go near Enterprise and I’ll be doing an actual rewatch of discovery to finish it. And another rewatch of lower decks bc now I’ll be able to understand it in total. So the Rankings below will exclude prodigy, ent, Picard, and discovery.

Current Series Ranking:

1) Deep Space Nine

2) Strange New Worlds

3) The Original Series

4) Lower Decks

5) Voyager

6) The Next Generation

Current Captain Ranking:

1) Sisko

2) Janeway

3) Pike

4) Kirk

5) Picard

6) Freeman

Anyway, I have two voyager edits to get off the ground and my notes app looks like the Bible so getting this footage is going to be super time consuming.

Now onto Picard

[catboymettaton]

FUCK there’s a hot topic right by the place I interviewed today. unfortunately I was dying from the ordeal of wearing pants so I couldn’t have gone anyway. I’ve never been to hot topic btw. also I don’t have a job yet

[tonberry-yoda]

°afab her/she

°Bi

°One piece or Overwatch

°Don't really wanna be paired with Sanji lol also not any one piece girls that I'm into except maybe Madam Shyarly and also not into Tracer or Mei

°I'm really freaking shy. I'm usually calm but sometimes depends on the mood so I can be easily annoyed, patient but not that patient. I'm ngl I'm lazy haha, I'm usually pretty stubborn and take some explaining for me to change my mind about something, reserved, very quiet in the beginning but when I get to know someone I'll slowly open up and can be quite talkative if I'm in the mood for it. I like to tickle people (that I'm close enough with) that are ticklish,

°Out of a relationship I want a life partner but def no kids (and leaning no towards marriage), a person I can always go to for whatever it is, no polyamory tbh,

°I love stargazing, playing video games, meditating, listening to music, working out is nice, cooking, hikes (but not like the super crazy ones where you need some equipment) shwimming, worldbuilding, drawing like architecture type stuff, tryna get into caring for plants and things I'm interested in are the ocean - I just love everything about it (the animals, the way it looks both under it and above such as the waves/shore and coral reefs), space (I find it fascinating, like whats out there y'know? And not to mention how beautiful it looks), I love philosophy (can have a bunch of interesting debates y'know?) Also thinking of learning to play guitar later on

°My wardrobe mostly consists of black clothes, band shirts (rock genre), skinny jeans - mainly also black but some have like red patterns and some have like pockets and zippers; think hot topic for an idea, I do have a few things that aren't like that like sweat pants, hoodies, some shorts I'd pair with tights. I paint my nails (mostly black) and I wanna have tattoos one day not sure which kind yet tho - leaning towards oceany beachy vibes or cyberpunk vibes, maybe a few space ones here and there.

°My type of guy is assertive, calm, quiet, - although I don't mind a more different kinda guy like more rowdy and whatnot. I like guys that are kinda blunt (if they know how to be blunt without being rude although I may sometimes overlook the rudeness depending) attractive, don't care for height although most people are taller than me, loyalty. As for girls same could be said for girls. Lookswise I like both of them to be more on the masculine side. Also if you wanna choose a non-human character for me I'd more than welcome it haha be it an omnic or fishman although no minks.. Not really into them tbh

°My music taste is mainly rock (a lot of rock subgenres I like but some I really love are here) and especially metal but I do love a few other genres that I'll listen to every once in a while such as r&b, electronic, pop, and some reggae but reggae is kinda rare for me mainly reggae that's got like a beach vibe going.. unless that's what the reggae seen is? Idk if there's reggae songs that don't have beach vibes but anyways! Also rock reggae is cool and so is ska punk or skate punk; that skateboarder (I think it could be known as that? Maybe im wrong idk lol I blame my crappy memory) music also gives me the beach vibes and there's been quite a few songs and couple o bands I enjoyed in that genre.

°My love language is quality time together and gifts, I can be pretty materialistic (not that much tho) as I just love shopping.

°Idk if mbti types could help but Im an Intp and I know zodiacs are just for fun but my zodiac is actually a lot like me which is Aries~ I also tend to have a preference more towards men than women; tend to like guys more often. I like my space so I can be alone from time to time - It's pretty nice and relaxing

-Thanks for letting me add stuff I forgot btw!!

notes - Hey anon! Your patience means the world to me and I really hope that you enjoy this! My apologies for the hiatus, but hey, I'm not getting paid to do this anyway lol. I really hope you have a super day and enjoy the matchup :)

THE CHARACTER I CHOSE FOR YOU IS...

ARLONG !!

it just really fits

the beachy vibe, the love for philosophy and architecture, I just see y'all

he's a super blunt man, and you love that about him

and he loves you with all his heart. it's a lot of admiration for you. he just loves the things your passionate about and could listen to you all day

you two work really well together and travel a lot together

he overall just appreciates you as someone he can have by his side

bro spoils you. if your love language is gift giving, just know you will be showered with gifts

he's honestly the perfect partner to just work with and travel with that will meet your needs with lots of love <3

[sugarcloudsky]

Can u do modern cookie run au with pastry wnd the reader going to hot topic (in the 2000s) . Thx girlie

「Pastry Goes to Hot Topic」

character: pastry cookie

wc: 465

cws: none

this was a bit of a sillier request, but i liked it!! >_< and a btw, the pastry order still exists in this universe, but pastry is no longer a part of it

After hearing your very sudden proclamation to go to Hot Topic, Pastry Cookie was very hesitant to go with you at first.

Why her? Why did you want her to go with you? Why not ask someone else?

… What even was ‘Hot Topic?’

Being a part of the St. Pastry Order for so long has left Pastry very unaware of many things in the modern world. It’d been years since she left the Order, but there were still things she was unfamiliar with.

At first, she didn’t really believe that this ‘Hot Topic’ place was a clothing store, but after doing some much needed research, she was able to find out more about it.

Even after doing said research, she was still a tad hesitant on going, because she wasn’t sure if that sort of fashion would be her type of thing…

But, no matter! You wanted to show her how great Hot Topic was! You were sure she would enjoy it!

Finally, after a bit more convincing, she agreed to go with you.

Entering the store, Pastry seemed very stiff, and she simply followed you around as you browsed the shelves.

She felt very awkward being there. As she thought previously, everything here was far from what she was used to wearing.

It’s not like she hated the clothes or hated being there, but it was definitely something very new for her.

You just wanted to push her out of her comfort zone! You tried to ease her into it by showing her some clothing items you think she would like.

It was nothing too extreme, just something you think she would actually be comfortable wearing.

Things like hoodies, shirts, etc.

After some more convincing, she reluctantly allowed you to purchase some clothes for her (she insisted on paying for it herself, but you refused, saying it was a gift from you to her).

After handing her the bag of clothes, you bid each other goodbye. You reminded her to send pictures of the outfit you bought her. You were just so excited to see how she looked!

Back in Pastry’s apartment, she tried on the assortment of shirts, pants, hoodies, you-name-it that you bought her. It sure was… different … compared to what she usually dressed in.

But she didn’t hate it. It was certainly something that needed getting used to, but she actually quite liked how she looked.

Of course, after you got to see how she looked, you complimented her to no end, telling her she looked incredible!

She was a bit flustered, but a giddy feeling bubbled inside her after you told her you liked it as well.

She decided there and then that she wouldn’t mind going back to Hot Topic with you again as soon as possible.

[sl112ck]

[NOVA LONG POSTING?? WHATTTT]

hi i just realized you could stack the images so it would be 3 images in the same stack WOAHG ITS LIKE MAGIC ATP WOAHHHHH heres my boy caster nova hes like jack bright (the character btw!!) if he was asexual and not so suicidal or immortal, and also not a prick. he's a silly little guy with a bad relationship with his parents (and his higher ups) he didnt do anything wrong! he hides his emotions under a playful tone but is secretly trapped inside, trying to escape the grasp of manipulation

vvvvvvv

here are some novacore songs for yo nova fans out there (im looking at you @rustytoolhi ) btw the images above is talking about fall out boy's the take over, the breaks over heehee

nearly forgot to explain the second drawing, basically nova used to be in this relationship with reckguy (@rustytoolhi 's oc haii) while they were in uni but later broke up due to them not seeing eachother as lovers but as friends more (they still besties tho) vvvvvvvvv

the couple of all time

FUN FACTZ:

nova is gay asexual btw if anyones asking heehee [edit 07/21/24: i changed so nova is nolonger pan gay bcuz i felt like it would make sense more if he was like just gay]

nova's parent r pretty abusive (espically with him coming out as gay, more on that laterr)

he shops at hot topic!!!

each tear that happens to his pants from his missions he stitches them up, reasoning behind his weird and bad fashion sense

he sparkles everytime, literally. he has a pouch full of glitter in his hoodie pouch

his fav flower are daisies!!!! reckguy gives him daisies every week or 2!!! the day reckguy stops giving him daises will be the day nova becomes absolutely heartbroken

also this vvvvvvv

he works at uoc as a squad member and technician but is also a secret double agent for reckguy (they are besties i told you)

also this image IS LITERALLY HIM HE IS THE NARUTO WANNA BE

nova my sweet sweet child.... i love recova yaoi..

[cloudjumpervalka]

more thoughts:

stealing the image from @/g0lfw0lf but

opinions on the looks:

- its a given will here is in the transformed look.

- wings look boring? i hope theyre just ? folded up or something. i think the petaled look to them was so iconic for them. i do like they still have a gradient color to them

- still a crop top with a high waisted skirt so thats cool

- idk how to feel about the color scheme? it feels? also more boring. it keeps the same purple, but then like the dark blue from the new power looks which btw

- outfits do look like a mix between the first looks and new power which im fine with in theory

- idk about the stripes on the sleeves? she just walked out of hot topic

- i doooo like the skirt and pant combo. very similar to what i imagined in my recent redesign sketches. however im a huuuuge sucker for the heart around her belly button so big L there

- pros thank u for keeping the heart hooks around the legs (new power arc)

- striped leggings fine

- where the fUCK ARE HER SHOES

- i hope the pink glowy thing is the heart. i need to see it in more detail. the heart is so special to me i could never get over a redesign xjskfnskfn

- overall i feel like the outfit looks ???? a little too casual for a guardian/fairy outfit ?? like ill say it again, she just walked out of hot topic. ive seen so many people redesign the w.i.t.c.h. girls and all of them are better than this

.

- cornelia looks fine

- loving theyre finally recognizing irma is meant to have darker skin than cornelia and will. it looks like they changed her body type to be a bit bigger too which would be great to see (cons against barbucci and canepa, they say irma is meant to be bigger but shes just as small.... llsif body diversity L)

- i can barely recognize hay lin. but honestly her designs have always been great so im sure it looks fine. they may have made her look a bit more like.... unfortunately musa... for winx/witch comparison reasons but im not one to say esp when this is the only image rn

- taranee looks the same thank god. i do hope her transformed hair style looks better and more uh. accurate to what her having braids/locs would actually look like than the like... spider leg hair they gave her

- if the white haired girl is elyon im gonna Throttle something but i do have another unfortunate theory

they made him an anime girl that kandrakar is gonna pair up with them for some reason i know it to be true in my heart but i really dont want it to be

[snarkformysanity]

House of Earth and Blood Chapter 28

Apparently the uberscent that the Vanir have can tell male from female, and pick out the shifting smell of fear, but can’t tell the difference between a dog and a legitimate threat, because Hunt wakes up to the “smell of a male in his room” and gets ready to stab it, only to realise it’s Syrinx. Hunt slept like a log, apparently.

Anyway, he’s mad because he thinks Bryce left the apartment without his permission, so he storms over to her room to check. And lo, she is asleep. There is much description of her while she’s sleeping.

And he was staring at her. Like a fucking creep.

I’m glad you realise this, book. Are you going to do anything with this realisation?

Alas, no. Instead, Juniper enters the apartment and Hunt is once again ready to Stab. He doesn’t though, because of course not, that would require him to live up to his bragging, and anyway, Juniper is just here to remind us that there’s a ship imminent between Hunt and Bryce.

Hunt stiffened. “It’s not what it seems.”

It never is.

Juniper tells him to bog off so she can speak to Bryce in private, so he goes to make coffee. Naturally, though, he can still hear every word, because we’d have to switch Bryce’s POV otherwise and we can’t have that. They’re mostly rehashing stuff we already know, while also reminding us that Fury exists and might be coming back to investigate this. Juniper also tries to apologise to Bryce for slapping her (she slapped her at the club, btw, can’t remember if I mentioned it or not).

But enough of that, time to change the topic to how hot Hunt is.

Juniper was saying, “So, the gorgeous angel who’s making you coffee right now—” Hunt grinned at the coffee machine. It had been a long, long while since anyone had bothered describing him as anything but Umbra Mortis, the Knife of the Archangels.

Utter lies. Many characters have made reference to your hotness, in your presence, no less. And your titles continue to fail to impress me.

Bryce and Juniper banter a bit, then Bryce goes into the kitchen.

She certainly hadn’t bothered to fulfill her friend’s pants request. Each step had the pale pink lace of the nightgown’s hem brushing against her upper thighs, tugging up slightly to reveal that thick, brutal scar on the left leg. His stomach twisted at the sight of what he’d done to her.

*sigh* Please tell me this isn’t going to be a recurring point of angst in their relationship? She can get it removed at any time, Hunt. You whine enough about everything else as it is without you appropriating Bryce’s angst as well.

Anyway, Juniper leaves. Thank you, Juniper, your presence was really needed here. Bryce and Hunt banter for a bit, before he demands that she give him a set of keys to her flat and change the enchantments to allow him in. She tells him it’s not gonna happen. Then…

She bit into the croissant. “Isn’t it exhausting to be an alphahole all the time? Do you guys have a handbook for it? Maybe secret support groups?” “An alpha-what?” “Alphahole. Possessive and aggressive.” She waved a hand at his bare torso. “You know—you males who rip your shirt off at the slightest provocation, who know how to kill people in twenty different ways, who have females falling over themselves to be with you; and when you finally bang one, you go full-on mating-frenzy with her, refusing to let another male look at or talk to her, deciding what and when she needs to eat, what she should wear, when she sees her friends—” “What the fuck are you talking about?” “Your favorite hobbies are brooding, fighting, and roaring; you’ve perfected about thirty different types of snarls and growls; you’ve got a cabal of hot friends, and the moment one of you mates, the others fall like dominoes, too, and gods help you when you all start having babies—”

Is……. is the book seriously going to try and pass off Hunt’s possessiveness and aggression as a misunderstanding in the same vein as his assumption about Bryce being a party girl? Really?

I… I think it is. Jesus Christ. The one redeeming feature of the whole mess was that the book was at least trying to pretend to be self-aware but uh. I guess it’s actually not. This is awful.

Hunt tries to refute her alphahole accusation, but not by actually addressing any of the serious points, oh no. His arguments are basically 1) he doesn’t want to bang her, so nyeh; 2) he doesn’t have any friends, so even if he did want to bang her there wouldn’t be any couples-things, so nyeh and 3) Bryce dares to walk around without a bra or pants in her own home sometimes, so that’s totally the same as randomly ripping one’s shirt off and totally makes her the real alphahole here.

Notably absent - any argument about him not doing any of the actual problem behaviour i.e. the possessiveness and aggressiveness. I mean, it would be a false argument, because we know for a fact that he is a possessive jerk. We’ve literally seen him dictate things like where she goes (to the crime scene she expressly told him she didn’t want to see but he forced her to go to), and whether/what she eats (at the club), and we’ve seen him get growly and angry when she “defies” him (this very chapter, when he thought she’d left without his permission). But… the book legitimately seems to think this renders Bryce’s alphahole accusation moot? She makes no further argument against it anyway.

The coffee machine beeped, but he kept his ass planted in the chair. “You’re going to get me a new set of keys. And add me to the enchantments. Because it’s part of my job, and being assertive isn’t the first sign of being an alphahole—it’s a sign of me wanting to make sure you don’t wind up dead.”

“Assertive?” Is that what we’re calling it these days? Anything to say to that, Bryce?

“Stop cursing so much. You’re upsetting Syrinx.”

……………he didn’t even curse in that tirade, Bryce.

Ugh. I had hopes. I had hopes that maybe, maybe some of the utter toxicity of the whole “male-ness” shtick this book loves so much would be addressed. Alas, no. More fool me.

Hunt threw her a smirk and rose. “I need to head to the Comitium for my clothes. Where are you going to be?” Bryce scowled and said nothing. “The answer,” Hunt went on, “is with me. Anywhere you or I go, we go together from now on. Got it?” She flipped him off. But she didn’t argue further.

………………yeah. I don’t think there’s really anything more I can say. Gross, gross, gross.

Actually, there is more I can say. What, does not wanting to bang her make being a possessive, aggressive jerk who tries to dictate where she goes and what she does suddenly a-ok? Like, I’m pretty sure he’s done everything on that alphahole list already, except the actual banging part. This… this has to be satire. Please. But I can’t help but feel like it’s actually a dig at people who’ve criticised the love interests from previous books. “Oh, you think they’re all possessive, aggressive jerks? Well, Bryce thinks the same thing, and she’s wrong, so nyeh!”

Except… Bryce isn’t wrong. She is 100% right about Hunt’s attitude thus far. Literally the only refutation he has to her accusation is stuff that either hasn’t happened yet (banging her) or can’t happen (because he has no friends). He doesn’t dispute any of the actually problematic stuff. Or, my mistake, he kinda does. He calls it assertive and doing his job.

Now, it would be fine if Hunt thought this (abusive types don’t really think of themselves as abusers, after all - there’s always some justification for it in their minds), but the fact that Bryce apparently rolls with it just makes it seem like no, he’s actually right and she was, in fact, wrong about him and thus has no argument. Just. Ugh.

I peeked ahead to the next chapter, and it’s another fucking Hunt POV. God I’m sick of this wanker. What I really want right now is a Bryce POV, so I can get a gauge on whether she actually thinks he’s right or whether she’s just dropping it for the sake of not arguing or whatever. Because I could kinda understand the latter, but if it’s the former… ugh. Ah well. That’ll learn me. I should really know better than to expect quality and self-awareness from a Maas book.

[ari-autumn-and-indieee-lol]

A: Ayyyee~

F: Hi

A: We heard of you two. Didn't we, Floyd?

F: Yeah, yeah..

F: *Sarcasm* All good things, I grant *rolls eyes*

A: Anyway, ignore Floyd. He's no fun as always

A: Anyway, HIII!!! HI, HI, HII!!!!! I'M ARAKEL!! NICE TO MEET Y'ALL, Y'ALL SEEM SO NICE OMG OMG!!!

F: Tone it down, Hovsepian. Or u gonna scare them off

A: Shut it, dinosaur!

A: Anyway, we would love to get to know y'all better! Maybe we could go to Hot Topic and listen to some Deftones! ^^

A: Let me know if y'all are interested! Byeee

F: Finally. Ugh *transforms into a bat and flies away™*

Sorry I didn't answer this sooner because of schoooool

Autumn talks in Green and Ari talks in Blue btw

Anyways that's enough from me --Remi🪶

HELLLOOO!!!!!

Hi.

Don't mind Ari, they're just tired from school

Don't mind Autumn, it's just being an idiot

Anyways.. YE I'D LOVE TO GO!!! Ari?

Yeah sure

Ok Grumpy Pants Says Yes!!!!

Goodbyeeee!!! <33

Why can't you be more like Floyd, chill, calm and not annoying?!?

Ari said bye as well!

@floyd-and-arakel-made-a-blog

[mookyandlulu]

November 3 2024

Back for blog 2. 

Dear reader,

It is week two of our blog. We are back at our spot, all drinking hot chocolates. Lulu and Abery (friend of blog) were inspired by Mooky, and because there is no more coffee left at the coffee spot. We are generally reminiscing and thinking and looking around. Here are some things we have for you this week:

The Pink Man (studio neighbor) showed up to school for the first time in many days, in his mourning garb (same shirt and pants as always but a darker, more muted, dustier pink). He was also clean shaven for the first time since we have known him, and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED], and he SPOKE, expressing his deep love for Agnes Martin. This was an absolutely revolutionary occurrence in our lives. We wondered what event took place in the Pink Man's life for this change of heart to occur. We wondered. and Pondered. Alas, we will never know, we can only guess… The blog formally sends our best to Pink Man and hopes for his swift recovery. Love love love to Pink Man. 

In the middle of the week we returned to Our Spot for our weekly Jazz bar night..! Excellent. Everyone except for me ordered a Negroni. I opted for a CLASSY Red Wine. (BECAUSE Lulu does not like the taste of alcohol like a WHIMP!) Whatever, my palette is refined. It came in the CUTEST little wine glass. Stout and filled to the brim. 

Anyways, our spot was packed and the jazz was beginning to pick up. We stood in the center of the backroom for a while we searched for a spot. FINALLY we found the perfect spot in the back corner of the room. All seven of us packed in and we even shared chairs. How sweet. 

Us sharing a chair

Topics of discussion at Jazz night: 

The Rizzler 

Ohio

Skibidi Toilet

Fanum Tax (along with it, twitch streamers)

Mogging 

Glazing (painting & being overly complementary AKA KISSING ASS)

Onceler (& onecest) 

What a night.

SEMINAR

Now I have to backtrack quite abruptly, unfortunately for you, reader. Earlier that day we were at our weekly seminar. Our tutor is a beautiful genius with a beautiful mind, our peers….

The reading that week was about plasticity, we were asked to put up images that responded to the reading on a website. Images like memes, drawings, whateve. I put 3 pictures on the board, one of them was of Kylie Jenner. Because she is so funny and I am her fam(n). Also because a part of our reading talked about how late capitalism rewards people who are more plastic, people who are able to form themselves around certain trends and physically change themselves in service of trends. That's Kylie, no? "NOOOO!!" was the resounding answer from our esteemed peers. My Kylie Jenner screenshot sowed great discourse, in particular with one person who has always been very tortured. His claim against my Kylie Jenner picture was that not everyone can afford plastic surgery, only the megarich can. I was taken aback and shocked by this very much, because I didn't think anyone was negating the claim that richer people get better medical care… BTW, he did not say his points as succinctly as I have just outlined for you, either. But I did a summary because I love you, and because I don't remember what he said word for word. Below are two excerpts from my live reactions during class:

"when I pushed back by suggesting that sometimes people who don't have one billion dollars also get plastic surgery, he said in this gentle patronizing way… "not to be morbid or anything, but many of those people… die…." This set my heart ablaze with hatred."

PLAY

While Mooky was in deep pain over the Kylie Jenner discourse Lulu was chilling… kicking back… writing a play about the events unfolding in front of her. Also. This is me writing this IDK why I went into third person. Here is my play inspired by 1.5 hours of academic excellence: 

THE CURTAINS OPEN 

Students sitting around table quietly mumble as they read out loud 

Upset man in corner holds his face and mumbles louder than the other quiet mumblers 

Two girls in back typing - louder than the readers and the quiet and loud mumblers 

HEGEMONIC - the word appears on TV BIG 

Loud mumbler repeats it outloud, ENUNCIATING

Quiet mumbler repeats it outloud, not enunciating 

Taxonomizing, catalogin, controlling bodies - these are the quiet mumblers notes from class 

Here is the conversation Mooky and I had through our shared google doc during class about my play: 

IM A CAR 

Do you like my play ?

i like it a little bit

Wtf 

Concise.

Back to Mooky's thoughts. 

Here is quote two from when I was angry in class:

"Why say things in so many words when you could say them in less? For the poetry of it all? Not even poetic. Word salad. Word caesar salad. Word caesar salad dressing. They speak like how you mash up anchovies and egg yolks and garlic in a big wooden bowl. A TOTAL MESS. It does not even result in a beautiful creamy emulsified caesar salad dressing. It results in GARBAGE.

That's all. I'm sure there will be more madness to come.

WONDER OF THE WORLD

On Saturday we went to Stonehenge, apparently Not one of the wonders of the world. Abery (friend of blog) thiks its should be. Because it is mystical. 

I like it because its neolithic. 

Mooky thoughts on stonehenge:

I didn't like it because it's dumb. But I did like it I guess, maybe it just wasn't worth the 6 hour round trip journey, just a thought. Before we set off on our journey, Abery (friend of blog) had a dream that we were on the bus all day long until it was dark out. This turned out to be a prophetic dream, because when we finally got back to London it was pitch black darkness. 

(over this sentence, the blog almost came to an end just now.) 

Lulu thoughts on stonehenge:

Stonehenge, at first, was boring to me. Sorry, I just didn't get it. Until…. I took a closer look and the rocks really started to speak to me. It all started with my favorite set of rocks. These rocks closely resembled a chromosome and I LOVED IT. So…. i looked at these Chromosome rocks and what did I think to myself. Well, 1) Great rocks. Good shapes. 2) How long will these rocks be here. So these rocks are like 5,000 years old. Will they be here in another 5,000 years? I became very existential. My heart broke at the thought that my  favorite Chromosome Rocks could disappear! 

So, I posed the question to my friends (and friends of the blog): How long do you think these rocks will be here? Whatever, they said probably forever. But then I reminded them of the possibility of lava&volcano&nuclear winter and etc. and everything changed. I decided the rocks would probably not be here in another 5,000 years due to these very reasons. How sad. Long live the chromosome rock. 

Kong Dog eating spaghetti at stonehenge

EVIL MONKEY

On the drive back from stonehenge, the strangest thing happened. Lulu starting having episodes… attacks… one could say… attacks of the evil monkey. She took Kong dog (friend of blog)'s notebook by force and started doing BABY SCRIBBLES inside it. Kong dog's precious beautiful bound notebook from the school store. Then she started Kicking me with her muddy boots from across the aisle. KICKING like a baby evil monkey. I don't know how we made it through, but we did in the end. We will now begin documenting and tracking her evil monkey attacks as a way of medical notetaking, hopefully coming to a cure for evil monkey some day.

Let me gather my thoughts. Deep breath. In. 

Out. In Out

Okay. So, Yeah I was having fun with my dear friend and seat mate. She whispered in my ear "why don't you draw a picture." 

She knew i was bored and she wanted me to express my thoughts and feelings. Of course, I couldn't deny my dear friend this privilege. So I took her notebook, yes that was true, and I drew a scribble. just Because Mooky does' like my scribble does not mean I was overtaken by evil entity ""evil monkey." This is all very witch hunt isn't it. Let's recall the consequences of the great American(?) witch hunts. Ya. Chew on that. 

LET ME just say that Lulu did not simply do "a scribble". She did scribbles on multiple pages with the most insane speed and efficiency. Imagine a baby on speed. This is what she was doing. Sticking her tongue out and holding the pencil in her fist and Furiously scribbling away. It was crazy to witness.

ACTUALLY NOT TRUE

Anyway. Everyone needs to take a breath. Time for our weekly list.

LIST

Things we liked and places we liked and also did not like this week:

Corsica - did not like! Sucked. We dressed up as Ball (Mooky's cat) and Pippi Longstocking and Steven Yeun. 

Swan - did not like! Didn't deliver as usual. Not one One Direction song played all night. 

Conveyor belt sushi - Loved!!!! So yummy. 

Student bar - liked. Old reliable. 

Our spot - liked! Got free loaves of bread. Loved it. 

Guest lecture - did not like. Horribly boring. We made code during it.

Our secret code

Next week Mooky and Lulu will be forcible separated… How sad. Mooky will be making an expedition to Rome, and Lulu has to go on a boat in Malta. No blog probably, will make up for in the week after, you will hear all about our trips. 

MOOKY SECTION

I don't have that much to say this week, because my mental facilities have been exhausted by other sections of blog. All I have to say is that Scarjo and Colin Jost are like the Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller of our time. To make up for my lack of content, I will attach an image of my cat. I miss him greatly and hope he is doing well in Connecticut. 

Baby ball

LULU Section 

This week I can only remember one dream, and not very clearly at that. I dreamt that Mooky was on a big street and insisted on driving a lime scooter (this was probably derived from Moli telling me IRL she tired to lime bike home after the bar, GR..!!). I told her that it was a dangerous intersection and she should not turn!!!!! Especially on a scooter. That was my dream. 

What else… in Gilmore Girls I am starting to see that Lorelai is the true villain. Hmmmmmm Oh! I saw the Manet painting of the girl at the bar. That was good yep. Ummmmmm that's all for now i am tired. 

P.S. Abery is sick. Yuck! Yuck. Sickness is swiftly moving up from her throat into her noses and ears. Her hearing and breathing have been severely compromised. We will always support our friend, though. So, we are eating her sandwich in order to stand in solidarity with her. 

Love,

Mooky and Lulu

[aajjks]

Taste (m)

synopsis. He loves your taste so much.

pairing. yandere!bunny hybrid jungkook x fem!owner noona!reader.

warnings. MDNI. YANDERE, EXPLICIT THEMES, fingering, lots of praise, he’s such a tease, and needy af, soft dirty talk, soft smut, obsessive koo, he’s kinda a whore but… confused noona, marking, unhealthy possessive behaviour, he’s so obsessed.

disclaimer. Please do not romanticise this topic/behaviour, this is purely fictional. I do not condone this behaviour irl!!

note. I hate myself. Send bunny koo asks? share feedback? Remember that I suck at writing smut, sorry jungkook plz forgive me xx. not edited btw.

You love Jungkook with all your heart.

There is no doubt in your heart that you don’t, he’s the only one you’ve loved so much enough to look past his flaws.

He is not perfect, at all. Your bunny boyfriend is far from perfect or normal.

He’s obsessive, unhealthily dependent and possessive.

But he’s the only one that’s ever loved you with his whole heart. He’s the only one that’s loved every single part of yours.

Every flaw and every perfection.

You don’t know why. You can never understand why he loves you so much, his love burns for you hotter than the sun.

He is so in love with you it hurts.

“I love you so much.” He says it again, his eyes make your heart pound, the brown orbs filled to the brim with intensity, his eyes are fixated on your face.

Your throat escapes a trembling breath as he confesses, the room is so quite, you feel so hot, he has you in his arms.

“Noona, I love so much.” He says it again and again, kissing you so deeply, swallowing away your breath, you can’t feel anything but him, his love, his passion.

It overwhelms you.

But he’s such a gentle lover. His kiss is passionate, but you can feel his vulnerability, you know that he’s scared to loose you.

Jungkook dives into the kiss deeper and caresses your naked flesh, his fingers feel so warm, you close your eyes and feel him.

His touch burns on your skin, you can never get used to it.

But it’s so addictive. The way he touches you. He knows your body, your heart, your mind better than your own self.

And you know that’s scary.

His fingers play with your sensitive spot and you whimper, “just relax, noona.” He whispers in your ears, his fingers feel so warm inside you, you cannot relax.

It feels so good.

“Just let me love you.” He almost begs,

nuzzling his face in your neck, you feel his breathing shaking, “F-Fuck… you’re caging my fingers in.”

He fastens his pace and you moan, his teeth graze your neck and he sinks them in. “You-You feel so good around my fingers, noona.”

He’s filthy, absolutely shameless as the way he teases you, he’s breathing so hard, you can hear him so clearly, he bites hard onto your neck.

Sucking onto the spot so it’ll leave a huge mark.

“Mine…” he mutters to himself, you feel your toes curl, “gotta mark you up…” he’s so lost in his own thoughts, it’s like his personality shifted.

“God…” he cries suddenly, “‘could fuck you with my fingers forever, noona.”

“Are you going to cum?” He asks you, you feel your mind freeezing.

Yes.

Your hips buckle but you fail to give him a response, only mewling at the pleasure.

“‘s okay, come on, pretty girl.” He doesn’t need to hear a yes from you.

“My good girl… my pretty noona. Y-Yeah that’s it!” He sounds so drunk, feeling you come has his own pants tightening so much more painfully.

You’re such a goddess.

“O-Oh my God.” He gushes, pulling his fingers out, you can’t help but whine, the cold air hits your body and you want him.

You need him so bad.

“K-Kookie…” you cry softly,

He lifts his head up from your neck, whilst pressing butterfly kisses on your shoulder.

“You did so good, noona!” He grabs your face and lifts his hands up.

You see his glistening fingers and you feel yourself getting embarrassed.

“You see that?” He asks you, a wild look in his orbs, he looks like a feral animal, you feel so small under his predatory gaze.

You are unable to respond, a shocked gasp leaves you when you see him put his digits into his own mouth. He laps onto the liquid like his life depends on it.

You feel yourself getting aroused once again, he drives you so insane.

“H-How…” he moans, his eyes are rolling back. “How can you taste so good noona?”

He stops sucking onto his fingers and looks at you once again, caging your body in as he climbs on top of you, your body falls back onto the mattress.

You know he wasn’t going to let you go.

You didn’t want him to.

“Wan’you to taste your heavenly self noona.” He doesn’t wait for your response once again and pushes his lips so hard onto yours.

He moans into your mouth, you can taste yourself on his tongue.

You grab his hair and pull on it. His dark wavy locks are so soft, Jungkook enjoys it, moaning into your mouth in encouragement.

He grabs the blankets avd covers both of your bodies, finally disconnecting your lips.

He pants hard, “you’re so fucking addictive noona.” He cries, “n-need to fuck you so hard..” he kisses your throat.

“N-Need you to cum on my cock.”