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Very, very serious enquiry…

Which ghouls would whimper?

I’m talking from being constantly pathetic with it—to letting a few slip with a heap of embarrassment

I agree, this is a very serious matter. Thanks for the ask!

Ranking Ghouls' Susceptibility to Whimpering

Constantly pathetic with it, basically cries the entire time: Gob, Snowflake, Hadrian, Jason Bright, Kyle Edwards, Arlen Glass, Kent Connolly

Very frequent whimpers: Mister Crowley (and he's humiliated by it), Quinn, Winthrop, Grecks, Rotface, Vault-Tec Rep, Mort McCoy

Occasionally whimpers if you surprise them or make them feel especially good: Ahzrukhal, Dr. Barrows, Patchwork, Harland, Dean Domino, Edward Deegan, John Hancock, Gunther Jenkins

If you heard them whimper, no you fucking didn't: Michael Masters, Murphy, Roy Phillips, Desmond Lockheart, Andy Scabb, Eddie Winter, Ham, Captain Zao, Oswald the Outrageous, Cooper Howard/The Ghoul

Whimper-proof 99.9% of the time: Barrett, Charon, Joshua Graham, Raul

[danses-with-dogmeat]

Choose a favorite character whose name starts with "P"!

(Or a character you just want to see me write for 😁)

If you have any questions on these characters, please feel free to ask!

And if you think of someone who's not listed here that you would like to see, feel free to add a name to the comments/reblogs!

[tsima-d]

Fallout Ask's thing (Charon), translated

Q: Do you communicate with anyone in the Underworld? Or do you just stand grumpy in the corner?

[baddieladdie]

☢️The ghouls of Fallout 3☢️

[valen-dreth]

what do you think fo3 ghouls think of aliens? any of them believe in them? any encounters?

SKEPTICS: charon, greta, willow, snowflake

BELIEVERS: ahzrukhal, griffon, carol, graves, patchwork, tulip

UNDECIDED: barrows, crowley, winthrop, gob, quinn

griffon i think knows a guy who knows a guy who has seen an alien and he is Genuinely a bit afraid of the idea of it. luckily he missed out on semiannual raids in appalachia

quinn has also heard of some legends abt aliens, never seen any concrete evidence aside from maybe like. a busted alien blaster. he leans skeptic but is open to being proven wrong

carol had some close friends prewar who ALLEGEDLY saw a ufo/otherwise something they couldnt explain and shes just accepted she'll never get an answer as to what it was

for tulip, ahz, and graves its moreso like. statistically there HAS to be something out there

willow is skeptical but she Would like to see it.............

[enukitake]

ghoul named finger : )

[beating-synth-heart]

Winthrop: Boy, you and I need to talk.  Ahzrukhal (annoyed): I’m not your “boy,” Winthrop. Whatdya want? Winthrop: It’s about Patchwork. You need to stop feeding ‘im booze, Azhrukhal. The boy can barely stand most of the time, and you just keep servin’ him.  Ahzrukhal: He’s a big boy, Winthrop. As long as he’s got the caps, I’m gonna sell ‘im booze. I’m here to make money, not to babysit. Winthrop: I want you to stop giving Patchwork booze when he’s already drunk. You’re gonna kill the boy.  Ahzrukhal: Stop servin’ him? This is a bar. How’m I supposed to make money if I’m not servin’ booze, huh? If he’s got money, I’ll give ‘im whatever he asks for, heheh... Winthrop: Sure, sure, you’re here to make money. And I fix all of your crap so you can keep right on making that money. So what would happen if I stopped? Now wouldn’t it be a shame, if your ventilation went down and all your customers went to Carol’s? Just think about it, Ahzrukhal.  Azrhakhal: Don’t you threaten me. You wouldn’t dare do that. These people would have your head. Save your threats, old man. You don’t have the balls.

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Can I get headacanons for how the companions (FO4) and ghouls (FO3) will propose?

for you, of course.

Extravagate measures, only the best for the happiest moment of both of your lives. Plans months, maybe even years in advance. An entire day is spent leading up to the moment, and its that drive to commit to every little detail that shows them that you are the one for them:

-Hancock, Snowflake, Codsworth, Tulip, Greta, Deacon.

More on the casual side of bringing it up beforehand and emphasizing the trust between you two rather than the romantism in the action. Perhaps a bit more on the traditional side. Estimated to happen but still a nice surprise when it does:

-Curie, Maccready, Carol, Doc Barrows, Gob, Nick Valentine, Piper, Winthrop.

Very much a serious and preplanned discussion between you too. No just asking out of the blue for your hand in marriage, but spending a very long time talking about yourselves and your wants and your possible future together. It might sound boring on paper, but its most honest and tender you've ever been with each other, and its a conversation that builds your relationship up stronger than ever:

-Danse, Charon, X6-88, Strong, Cait, Longfellow, Preston, Willow, Crowley.

Spur of the moment. The flames are hot and they are addicted to it. They never wanted something so much and so badly, and it can be very early or very late into your relationship when they ask. Its impulsive and raw, but they aren't doing it out of foolishness. They feel something strong and want it to come to fruition as soon as possible:

-Cait, Ahzrukhal, Quinn, Patchwork, Nurse Graves.

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[wasteland-reacts]

can i get a fluffy oneshot of patchwork and winthrop from fo3? :00 u can post it publicly if ya want!!

i think i know who this is… of course anon! expect it in a few days :)

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What ghouls would be into thighs? Maybe they got asked tits, ass, or thighs, or maybe something else 👀

I enjoy these "ranking" type questions; I think they're a good little thought exercise and they're much easier to keep brief. Plus, they're a good excuse to brush up on some of the lesser-discussed characters.

Ranking Ghouls' Favorite Body Part (Partner)

Tits: Ahzrukhal, Doctor Barrows, Gob, Quinn, Roy Phillips (also really likes hair), Grecks, Arlen Glass, Eddie Winter, Ham

Ass: Murphy, Patchwork, Desmond Lockheart, Snowflake (also a huge sucker for a pretty face), Raul Tejada, Harland, Kyle Edwards, Dean Domino (also thighs and legs, big into lips), Edward Deegan, Hancock, Cooper Howard

Thighs: Crowley, Winthrop, Andy Scabb (wants to bite a chunk out of them), Rotface, the Vault-Tec Rep (ties with ass)

Other: Charon (belly or skin overall), Barrett (hair, especially longer hair), Hadrian (feet), Jason Bright (lips), Joshua Graham (belly/hips), Kent Connolly (hands), Wiseman (neck/shoulders), Captain Zao (hips)

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The reverse of that one ask. Do any of the ghouls have a human kink or a human fetish?

This one was intriguing to think about. Definitely took a little more consideration per person than usual. Thanks for the ask, Anon!

Ranking Ghouls' Opinions on Sex with Smoothskins

Fetishizes smoothskins, avoids sex with other ghouls: Ahzrukhal, Michael Masters, Snowflake, Desmond Lockheart, Andy Scabb, Hadrian, Kyle Edwards, Dean Domino, Tommy Lonegan

Views smoothskins and ghouls equally as sexual prospects: Dr. Barrows, Charon, Patchwork, Quinn, Winthrop, Harland, Edward Deegan, Eddie Winter, Ham, John Hancock, Tommy Lonegan, Cooper Howard

Avoids smoothskins due to bad prior experience or fear of prejudice (may fuck them if they prove they're a safe person/not an asshole): Barrett, Gob, Murphy, Grecks, Raul Tejada, Rotface, Arlen Glass, Kent Connolly, Vault-Tec Rep

Avoids smoothskins as a "statement" (still attracted to and may fuck them): Mister Crowley, Roy Phillips

Denies being attracted to smoothskins at all (probably lying): Jason Bright, Captain Zao

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Might be an odd question, but let’s be real, ghouls are pretty unique physically; no noses, inhuman eyes, ~ribbed for her pleasure~. Do you think a Ghoul Kink is a known phenomenon and, if so, which ghouls take advantage of it? Are there any that avoid a partner who wants a ghoul specifically so they aren’t objectified?

Fun ask! Ghoul fetishization is definitely a thing, even in canon. I've seen it mentioned a lot in fan works, but there's also at least a couple mentions of ghoul fuckery/fetishization in the games. New Vegas, especially, is pretty forward with the idea that there are people who want to get down with ghouls. You can recruit Beatrix Russell, the hired gun employed by the Followers of the Apocalypse, to work as a sex worker at the Atomic Wrangler, as the twins who run the place are looking for a ghoul for a high-paying regular client who has specifically requested one. There are also multiple ghoul sex workers employed at Gomorrah, both male and female, which implies demand for sex with ghouls on the Strip. Medical records can be found that note possible physical side effects of fucking a ghoul, which means it happens frequently enough for doctors to note common outcomes.

For the record, I'm looking at this more from the angle of pure fetishization (bad, dehumanizing) rather than just having a higher than average level of attraction to ghouls (acceptable, sexy). When it comes to the latter, I don't think most folks would have an issue.

Ranking Ghouls' Thoughts on Ghoul Fetishists

Will fuck a ghoul fetishist, doesn't see an issue: Michael Masters, Patchwork, Andy Scabb, Kyle Edwards (though he has a bad experience if he does so, which changes his mind), Dean Domino

Might fuck a fetishist, but keeps their guard up about it: Ahzrukhal (someone being that into it kinda spoils it for him), Gob, Murphy, Snowflake, Hadrian, Rotface, Eddie Winter, Edward Deegan, Tommy Lonegan

Avoids interacting with fetishists: Barrett, Dr. Barrows, Charon, Crowley, Quinn, Roy Phillips, Winthrop, Grecks, Harland, Jason Bright, Joshua Graham, Raul Tejada, Arlen Glass, Ham, John Hancock, Kent Connolly, Vault-Tec Rep, Captain Zao, Gunther Jenkins, Cooper Howard

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Thoughts on our beloved babyghouls prefrences in regard to giving or receiving oral? Or perhaps being neutral to it?

Appreciate all the work you do, thank you for feeding us <3

Another serving, coming up! Thanks for the ask.

"Prefers to receive" is not a judgement, just a statement.

Ranking Ghouls' Feelings Towards Oral Sex

Likes to give and receive equally: Dr. Barrows, Gob, Patchwork, Quinn, Roy Phillips, Winthrop, Harland, Dean Domino (on rare occasions), Edward Deegan, Tommy Lonegan, Cooper Howard

Prefers to give: Ahzrukhal, Charon, Murphy, Snowflake, Hadrian, Raul Tejada, Ham, Vault-Tec Rep

Prefers to receive: Barrett, Crowley, Michael Masters, Desmond Lockheart, Andy Scabb, Grecks, Kyle Edwards, Dean Domino (on most days), Eddie Winter, John Hancock, Captain Zao

Doesn't like oral, giving or receiving: Jason Bright, Rotface, Arlen Glass

Inadequate experience to respond: Kent Connolly

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Follow up question:

Best ghoul dads...like LITERAL dads vs the ones that ran off and were later hunted down and castrated (by mama or her now grown up half-ghoul baby) and their dick turned into the centerpiece to a rather fetching crown...

This is a follow up to this post about how a big handful of ghouls would react to being told you're pregnant. Since this is something that can be slightly more generalized between people, I figured I'd answer this question like I answered the dick size question and cover all the ghouls I can think of. I've broken them up into a few categories. Thanks for reading!

Ranking Ghouls by Fatherhood Ability

Best Dad Ever, such a good dad that it makes you feel insecure about your own parenting skills: Gob, older John Hancock, Edward Deegan, Cooper Howard (who's cheating because he's got over a decade of experience being a dad already)

A Very Good Dad, tries hard but occasionally makes mistakes: Doctor Barrows, Quinn, Winthrop, Raul Tejada, Rotface, The Vault-Tec Rep, Ham

Emotionally Distant, But Loving: Roy Philips, Joshua Graham, Charon, Kyle Edwards, Arlen Glass (still mourns the daughter he's lost), Kent Connolly

Well-Meaning, Makes Terrible Choices: Barrett, Desmond Lockheart, Grecks

Physically Present, But That's About It: Crowley, Murphy, Tommy Lonegan

Best Dad Ever*** (only if the child turns out to be special/talented/useful to them and not for a moment longer): Ahzrukhal, Andy Scabb, Dean Domino

Straight Up Deadbeat: Patchwork, Harland, Jason Bright, Eddie Winter, young John Hancock

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The ghouls' favorite sex position hc?🤔

Oooh, this one was fun. It also took more thought than I'd initially assumed. Eager to discuss what you guys think. I'd do a follow-up for the ladies if asked!

Also, I hope this goes up okay because we're getting hit by yet another blizzard with crazy wind and our wifi shit the bed just as I was about to post.

Ranking Ghouls' Favorite Sex Positions:

Missionary: Ahzrukhal (likes the forced intimacy of it), Doctor Barrows (but with a lot of pinning, more like a reverse prone bone), Quinn (any position with a lot of kissing, really), Hadrian, Wiseman, Tommy Lonegan, Captain Zao (doesn't have much interest in "creative" positions)

Doggy: Crowley, Murphy, Desmond Lockheart, Dean Domino (though anything where he can bend you over works fine), the Vault-Tec Rep

Prone Bone: Roy Phillips (also likes missionary, but only with someone he has feelings for/wants to share deeper intimacy with), Patchwork, Andy Scabb, Arlen Glass (a sweeter version than the others)

Cowgirl (AKA riding): Barrett, Gob, Raul Tejada (reverse), Jason Bright, Eddie Winter (purely because it minimizes the amount of work he has to put in), Ham (reverse), Hancock (though what he likes about it is how easy it is to toss you down and convert it to missionary when he feels like it)

Spooning Position: Winthrop, Kyle Edwards, Kent Connolly

Other: Charon (Pole Position: see glossary), Snowflake (anything in front of a mirror), Harland (V for Victory: see glossary), Grecks (Lap Dance: see glossary), Rotface (Ballet Dancer: see glossary), Edward Deegan (Standing Dragon: see glossary), Cooper Howard (Bicycle: see glossary)

*"The Pole Position": a modified reverse cowgirl where the penetrating partner bends one of their legs as they lie on their back to allow the receiving partner to rub against their thigh as they bounce up and down. Provides extra stimulation and stability to the receiving partner and a good view from the back for the penetrating partner.

*"The V for Victory": a modified missionary where the receiving partner lies on their back and raises their legs. The penetrating partner holds their legs up, spread in a "V" formation, during the intercourse. Allows for extra deep penetration.

*"The Lap Dance": a modified cowgirl where the penetrating partner sits up on the edge of the bed or in a chair and the receiving partner sits in their lap, facing them. Very intimate, allows for lots of kissing. Comfortable for very long sessions or a slow pace.

*"The Ballet Dancer": a standing or mostly standing position where the receiving partner wraps their leg around the penetrating partner's hip. Ideal for tight quarters, quickies with a lot of kissing.

*"The Standing Dragon": a modified doggy style where the receiving partner rests on all fours on the edge of the bed while the penetrating partner stands behind them. Allows the penetrating partner to use their knees to squeeze the receiving partner's thighs closer together, increasing the stimulation they receive.

*"The Bicycle": a modified missionary where the receiving partner lies flat on a bed/table/counter/etc. while the penetrating partner stands over them. Mostly appealing for the view, especially of the actual penetration.