#pib Puss in boots

[zerpuss-canonical]

Puss in boots: “ I love you”

Zero III: “ In this climate? Your pathetic”

[2stregafangirl]

I find Justiceboots/ Amapuss ( Puss in boots x Ken Amada) so funny because Puss had the legal option of Kitty and Puss said “ nah I wanna fuck the Japanese Shota Anyways… Ken❤️”

[ushiromiyacestcentral]

Beatrice: “ Ugh! That meddlesome orange Twink cat is back!”

Virgilla: “ You mean Bernkastel? I thought she was gone for good”

Beatrice: “ no! I mean the orange one! It has 3500 million years since I last saw him!”

Virgilla: “ Are you still angry about him beating you during an gameboard?”

Beatrice: “ Of course I’m not!”

Virgilla: “ I see…”

Beatrice: “ Myself and things in general have changed a lot since I last saw him”

Virgilla: “ Have they really?”

Beatrice: “ I need to send a message of who’s really in charge in Rokkenjima!”

Virgilla: “ Here we go again…”

Beatrice’s verse

Welcome home

I’m gonna make you wished that you stayed gone

Say hello to my new status quo

Everyone knows they’ll be an brand new twilight

Turn the Metaverse on

Top of the hour,

and we’re discussing a certain orange cat who has been spotted running around Rokkenjima

After a millennium long absence

Did anyone miss him?

Did anyone notice?

More on tonight’s program

The so called “ fearless hero” is back in town

Why is he hanging around?

What does that mean for the Ushiromiya Family?

Well hardly I got good news

He’s a loser, a fossil,

And I don’t mean to sound hostile,

But the fearless hero is a coward!

You can take that as gospel

Trying to pull my game’s sponsors? Impossible!

I’m visible

He’s barely on his toes

Stop giving that damn cat the time of day

Don’t listen an ounce of truth he says

I hope he had a nice retirement!

But he should’ve stayed away!

While he hid behind his charm

We’d found that it only caused him harm.

Now his presence

Is getting extremely rare

Rokkenjima’s better since he’d split

Where’s he been?

I say it in red!

( Puss in boots’s verse)

Wenos Dias good to be back on the air!

Yes I know it’s been awhile

Since someone with style held the truth debates detectives rejoice!

Beatrice: what a dated voice…

Instead of an clout chasing mediocre supposed golden witch crime podcast

Beatrice: oh come on!

Is old Beato insecure?

Forgetting her appeal?

Switching between this fad and that?

Is nothing working?

Beatrice: ignore his ranting!

Everyday she got a new crime reviewing format!

Beatrice: “ you’re looking at the future! He’s the bloodshed before that!”

Is Beato as strong as she purports ?

Or is it based on her support?

She’d be powerless with no goat following!

Beatrice: “Oh, Please!”

And here’s the sweetener in the milk

She asked me to join her team

Beatrice: Shut up!

I said no and she got all haughty

The milk is served

Beatrice: “ You womanizer almond milk loving freak! I’ll make you taste t-true endless torment!”

Uh-oh the bimbo’s form is breaking!

Beatrice: “ I’ll kill you you L-little!”

Looks like for you amigo, your form has completely lost shape!

>>>> Puss is in the metaworld

Time for us to start…

I’m gonna make you wish that I’ve stayed gone….

Feel free to mouth off to me…

When I’m done…

Your rokkenjima catbox will know it’s race is run…

Oh this will be an excellent challenge..

[soussune]

real quick? you're my best friend.

[mariflexion]

Day 2 of trying to convince @dimension20official to hire me

[rebelsafoot]

finished this just in time for halloween, i will never be over this campaign

[fishcop]

PIB!!!

[i-tripped-on-a-rock]

Gave him the bald spots on his head that every damn black cat I’ve ever seen has because it’s silly

[2stregafangirl]

Maybe Augustus/Augustine my oc who is a sentient plush & extra info: Appearance: Augustine is a short doll male with color white skin and hands light salmon pink hair which is slicked and gelled up, vibrant salmon pink eyes with flower symbols replacing the eye dots in his eyes and the flower symbols are also on his cheeks, he’s wearing a white collared shirt collars around his neck with short cuffed sleeves, he’s wearing a gray beret on his head with a orangish red polka dot pattern and he wears a gray scarf wrapped around his neck with a orangish red polka dot pattern and pastel light salmon pink plaid pants with small white shoes with salmon pink bows in the center. And his husband/Puss In boots? First image is Augustus/Augustine the second one is Puss in boots, reference.

Proselfshippers!! Reblog with your f/os and s/i (or sona) and I'll draw em :D (will edit this post when this is closed!)

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

I came across some scans of hand drawn stickers while I was cleaning my desktop too. Here's one I did of our boy Jack! It was for a store order back in December, someone who bought my Jack print for a Christmas gift. I was excited for that order, so I went ham on this sticker. 💜 Something nice to include as a freebie for them.

[countandra]

A new year is here - we leave behind a year full of gentleness and cruelty, laughter and sorrows too vast to comprehend. We trudge ever forward in any case. Humans are amazing.

[zerpuss-canonical]

I hate using coded but Zerpuss ( Zero III x Puss in boots) is so Asushin ( Asuka Langley x shinji ikari from evangellion) coded

[2stregafangirl]

A Gijinka! Augupuss ( Augustine x Puss) picrew! The boys looking as dapper as possible as they smile into the camera.

[ushiromiyacestcentral]

After Puss Rika and Maria came back from fighting Death and Ange Rika and Maria are back in their teenage bodies.

“ You know Maria you have been awfully silent……” Rika says turning her head to face Maria’s direction.

“ I agree with Furude..” puss says the ginger haired man replies as to face Maria.

“ Fine! we’re damaged!” Really damaged but that does not make us wise we’re not special we’re not different.. we don’t choose who lives or dies…” Maria says starting to sob.

“ sneak some tea and watch TV We’ll bake brownies or go bowling” can’t we be seventeen? That’s all I want to do if you could let me in…” Maria says as Rika hugs her, then in a flurry of golden butterflies and purple cicadas Beatrice and Hanyuu appear to finish the song.

“ Or they Vanish” Beatrice says

“ And you’re right that really blows…” Hanyuu says.

“ Then go buy some summer clothes! we’ll go camping!” Hanyuu replies

“ Play some poker” Beatrice says.

“ And we’ll eat some chilli fries maybe prom night..” Hanyuu laments.

“ So what’s it gonna be? I wanna be with you” Hanyuu says making Beatrice lightly blush.

“ I-I wanna be with you…” Beatrice blushes.

“ yeah we’re damaged” Maria says

“ badly damaged..” Rika replies.

“ but your love’s too good to lose!” Both said passionately

“ hold me tighter!” Maria stated

“ even closer!” Rika responds as the two hug

“ I’ll stay if I’m what you choose!” Rika adds on.

“ Cause you’re the one I choose…” Maria says.

“ you’re the one I choose…” Rika says as the four stop singing the four does a bow as Puss is clapping.

“ That was amazing performance my amigos!” Puss says clapping even more as Rika and Maria hug him.

“ It was really nice seeing them pour their hearts out..” Hanyuu says holding Beatrice’s hand as she blushes.

“ Y-Yeah but I’m not partially one for sappy teen nonsense…” Beatrice says Hanyuu knew she was lying but still held her hand tranquility in the air.

[justme-idk]

Zac Oyama makes a dnd character and I’m just like. Yeah so I’m obsessed with this. Every time without fail. Maybe it’s mostly because I am just obsessed with Zac.

[scribbleshanks]

(old deathbed art from april)

I love them unironically, your honor.