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sadie-bug345 · 1 year ago

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Ok so can I maybe get greasers headcanons with an absolute academic weapon s/o (think Rory Gilmore/annabeth chase/Devi Vishwakumar) who’s parents like make them get all A’s and they are very Ivy League bound, always dressing in blazers/looking very sharp and corporate and super ambitious? (Probs academic rivals with pony lowkey 💀) Thanks so much lmao I think Dallys is going to be 🔥🔥

YESSS 🫶🫶 i myself am an academic weapon🧐(JK LMAO ap physics has made me lose my will to live) ANYWAYS

ponyboy:

yall are actually so cute together ngl

like you guys study for tests together and do hw together

cause you guys are in the same honors classes and stuff

some days pony will get cocky and be like “i’m so much better than you at bio” or smth like that (🙄)

and then you guys get into competitions to see how many times you can get correct answers in class it’s actually crazy

everyone else in class is like 😟 LMAOO

sodapop:

soda is a little on the dumber side😭

im sorry i feel like its canon that he’s a lil slower

WHICH IS OK

but he’ll try and watch you do hw and then get bored like instantly

that or confused

he always says “i was good at math til they added letters🤓☝️”

and you’re just like🥱

LMAO you guys are good for each other tho

cause you convince him to prioritize some form of learning

and he helps you let loose

johnny:

he is honestly really sweet🫶

like understanding when you turn down hangouts cause you got final exams and you cram like crazy

but he also loooves just chilling in your room while you do homework

his catchphrase is “just ask the teacher tomorrow, man”

and you’re just like “🧍‍♀️ it’s a friday night”

anyways he’s just really supportive and proud when you come back with all As on your report card🙏😜🤩

darry:

HE GETS IT

he is real supportive

hes all abt that grind as we know PLUS he canonically gets on pony for his grades

so he’s glad that he don’t gotta worry at all abt that for you

he’s so proud and happy when you get a good score on a test you were worried about and yall go on a lil date night🫶🙏

dally:

he couldn’t care less i’m sorry😭🥱

like DONT GET ME WRONG

hes secretly like super impressed and proud to have a smart asf s/o

but he gets butthurt when you blow him off cause you got a test tomorrow and you’re going to bed early

dal never really had the internal motivation to actually put stuff into school so he just doesn’t get it

whenever you try and include him w your studying/homework he tries to help w flashcards

and whenever you get the answer right and it’s super specific he’s just like 😟

and you’re like “right?” and he’s like “…yeah”

MY GUY IS SCARED cause he knows you could just totally destroy him intellectually🧐

also cause he’s scared you’ll realize you’re too good for him

but its okay 🫶🫶

two-bit

he thinks school is boring like bruh is a total super duper senior just for the friends but the academics

BRO CLOCKS OUT

meanwhile it’s like a major part of your life

hes really impressed

whenever you get some academic award he’s always like “WOOOOOO”

LMAO

you guys have really funny fake arguments

which you destroy him in

youre just like “that’s a fallacy…and that’s a fallacy…bandwagon”

boom roasted asf

steve:

you tutor him kinda on yiur school subjects

yk the study method where you explain a concept to someone else to help you remember it?

you do that for him but he’s just like 😀🧍‍♂️

“and that’s pretty much what mitosis is!”

and hes like ”…i’m glad😀”

LMAOOO

he’ll also try and teach you abt cars and car parts

which is just a bit of a struggle🤏😀

TYSM FOR REQUESTING🤩 my inbox is open! i’m really trying to get to everyone’s and some take more thought for me to plan than others so sorry if they take a while🥰🤪‼️

#dallas winston #dallas winston x reader #the outsiders #matt dillon #the outsiders sodapop #johnny cade #johnny cade x reader #ponyboy curtis #ponyboy curtis x reader #darry curtis #darry curtis x reader #steve randle #steve randle x reader #two bit x reader #two bit mathews #outsiders

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darlingsfandom · 11 months ago

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Could you write a threesome story between reader, Neil and Violet (I swear I fell in love with these two characters) 😘🤭

I got you !

Authors note: THIS WAS REQUESTED BEFORE THE INBOX GOT CLOSED!

TW: FxFxM threesome, pussy eating, squirting , cum eating! Not proofread

You stood in the middle of the room looking around at all the movies before a voice took your attention away.

“Well well well… look what the cat dragged in!” Neil walked out of the back holding a box of “new” releases.

You rolled your eyes playfully before walking over to grab the box from Neil. “Don’t act like you hate me or something.” Your lips curved into that lovely smile that he couldn’t resist. Neil leaned in and pecked your lips gently before helping you with the box that was now occupied on the counter.

“How could I ever hate you? We’ve known each other since you were what ? Three?” He poked your nose making you giggle. “Plus did I or did I not take you to your senior prom?” He wiggled his eyebrows making you pretend gag.

“That prom was awful! But I did like that you were my date.”

“No no it was indeed terrible.” Neil nodded. “But what happened after..”

“Oh that was terrible was well.” You giggled as Neil gasped.

“You little shit!” He wrapped his arms around you making you wrap your arms around him and the two of you started to “wrestle”. It was true though that Neil knew you since you were three and he was six! You grew attached to Neil when you met him and it was hard to separate you two! He did take you to prom and did take your virginity but you trusted him. Neil was your home.

“Okay okay you win!” You pushed him and he made a face at you. The two of you shared another kiss that made you smile against his lips.

“So… Neil… I have a favor to ask…”

“Oh god, last time I had to do you a favor …”

“I know but this time it’s different.!” You already pulled out the puppy dog eyes making him shake his head.

“What is it?”

“So I have this friend named violet and she’s super sweet, funny, cute and has this bucket list… well since you and I are really good friends… I was thinking you could help!”

“What kind of help?” Neil leaned against the counter with his hand on his hip.

“You and I plus her…. In the bedroom…” you raised an eyebrow while biting your bottom lip.

“Are suggesting I have a threesome with you and your friend!” Neil’s eyes about popped out of his head when the reality was sinking in that you! You of all people asked him for a threesome! You were an angel! Could do no harm ! A glowing goddess how could you ask him that? But on the other hand the two of you have fucked before in his bed, your bed, at Gumshoe, in the park and his car!

“PLEASE!” You cupped your hands together.

“Fine, just let me know when!” Neil poked your nose again.

“Thank you!” You pulled him in for a kiss. He grabbed onto your hips and rubbed them slowly. It was peaceful feeling his touch.

The next day you had called Neil and got it all set up. He still couldn’t believe it was happening. The day dragged on in his mind knowing what was about to come. Neil rushed over to your house after closing up shop.

“Neil!” You pulled him in by the arm. He chuckled as you dragged him in the house. You walked with him hand and hand until you met with Violet in the living room. She was sitting on the couch as you sat down in the middle and Neil stood there looking nervous.

“Violet, this is Neil! Neil this is Violet.”

Neil awkwardly waved as Violet checked him out. She looked at you then him then back at you.

“I see why you let him take your virginity.” She smirked.

“You told her!” Neil rubbed his face.

“Don’t worry Neil , I told her the truth. You’re the best I’ve had.” You patted the couch and Neil sat down next to you before grabbing your knee. You looked at him with soft eyes before kissing him. His eyes went wide before closing to enjoy the moment. Your hand ran up his chest slowly as he held your knee. As the two of you sat there making out you felt a hand running up your shirt but it was small and soft. Violet hand put her hand up your shirt and smirked when she felt your nipples harden. She knew you weren’t wearing a bra and it turned her on.

Neil finally pulled away to take a breath but soon as he was away Violet put her lips on yours! Her fingers played with your nipples under your shirt until she couldn’t take it anymore. Violet pulled off your shirt and tossed it before kissing between your breasts with passion. Your hands settled on her head as she started sucking on your nipples. Neil could’ve came at that second. He couldn’t believe he was watching you get your nipples sucked by another girl!

“Vi! That feels nice.” You moaned out making her suck harder. Violet pulled away with a pop and licked her lips as she undressed herself making you blush. You followed her footsteps and got naked which makes Neil blush. He was the last one to get undressed and he felt exposed as he pulled off his boxers. The two of you looked at Neil with devilish eyes making his breath hitch.

“I think… we should both eat each other out and let Neil watch.” Violet spoke up before she took your hand , lead you into your bedroom and laid you down. She waisted no time in spreading your legs open. “Mmm look at that pussy!” She ran her fingers over your folds as Neil stood at the end of your bed looking at your wet pussy. Violet laid on her stomach to be at level with your pussy. Her tongue went flat as she slowly licked up your folds making you let out a little gasp. Her tongue lapped at your pussy like she was licking ice cream while you made eye contact with Neil who was in amazement. He was watching you get eaten out by a pretty girl! His cock was hard in his hand as he jerked it slowly.

“Neil! Give me your cock!” You licked your lips and he froze. After taking a second Neil got on the bed on his knees and rubbed the tip of his cock against your lips. You smiled before wrapping your lips around his cock which made him moan in pleasure at how good your mouth felt. He always loved getting blow jobs from you. Hell he had gotten a blow job from you two nights ago at the store since business was slow. His hands ran through your hair as you sucked him off.

As you sucked neils cock violet was busy eating you out. Her own fingers reached between her legs and rubbed her clit while she watched you suck neil off. Your hands pulled on her making her look up at you before she stopped. She licked her lips before pulling away and taking her wet fingers , she pushed them inside of you making you moan around Neil’s cock! He was in heaven.

“Baby! You’re gonna make me cum already !” He whined pulling out of your mouth.

“Mmm I love when you cum Neil!” You ran your fingers over his thigh before looking at Violet who was fingering you hard.

“Fuck! Violet! That feels so good!”

“Will you eat me out now?” She asked pulling her fingers out.

“Come here then!” You sat up on your elbows before she made her way up to you. Violet hovered for a split second before you wrapped your hands around her thighs and yanked her down on your tongue. She tasted so sweet on your tongue. You licked at her cunt hungrily as she pulled on her nipples.

Neil couldn’t wait any longer. He got between your legs and rubbed the head of his cock against your wet folds before pushing in. As he pushed in you had your lips wrapped around Violets clit so all your moans were vibrating her clit! She was a moaning mess above you. Neil pushed all the way in and didn’t hold back. He knew you! He knew loved it fast and rough. His hands gripped your thighs for balance as he fucked you.

All of you were moaning in different ways that turned each other on. Neil was loving how wet you were getting and you loved how Violets juices were dripping onto your tongue. Violet pulled away making you whine.

“Don’t be greedy.” She kissed you hard before looking back at Neil who was balls deep inside of you. Neil pulled away and flipped you onto your knees as Violet laid there guiding you to her pussy. You were in the middle of them. Violet instructed you to eat her pussy as Neil took you for behind.

Neil’s hands rested on your hips as he fucked you hard. Your nose kept rubbing against violets clit as your tongue licked deep inside of her pussy making her pull your hair.

“Good girl! Eat my pussy just like that!” Violet was a moaning mess.

“She’s a very good girl!” Neil moaned out as you clenched around his cock.

“Yes she is! Letting us use her!” Violet pushed your head deep against her cunt. Neil pulled out of you and jerked his cock. Violet pulled you off making you whine. You grabbed Neil’s hand and helped him put his cock inside of Violet. She let out a groan feeling him stretch her out.

“His cock is nice!”

“Such a good cock!” You smiled at Neil which made him blush. Neil gave you a kiss before he started fucking her. You laid next them and touched yourself. Both of them looked at you. Both of them had seen you touch yourself before but something about the way you did always captivated them.

“Fuck! That’s hot!” Violet panted as Neil fucked her faster.

“Violet, let neil cum in you so I can eat it out of you!” You panted as you worked over your clit faster.

“Fuck!” Neil whined! You loved his whine. He threw back his head with a groan before you looked over at you. He could tell you were close and by the way Violet was clenching she was close too. Neil gripped her hips and started to pull out so he wasn’t too deep in her. “I’m cumming !” Neil shouted as he filled Violet up. She could feel in instantly running out of her. You leaned over and waited for Neil to move and as soon as he did you were busy eating his cum from her pussy which was what sent her over the edge.

“Oh my god!” Violet gasped as her orgasm pushed out the rest of Neil’s cum and into your mouth! You hummed around her pussy and she had to push you off for overstimulation.

“Hey, you still need to cum!” Neil pulled your head back by your hair.

“Neil you know I’ll make a mess.”

“Don’t care!” He pushed you back down next to Violet before he put his head between your legs and ate you out. Violet lazily rubbed your nipple as she watched him eat your cunt.

“Neil! I’m close!”

“Cum for us! Be a good girl… OH MY !” Neil put his face closer as you squirted ! You drenched his face in your orgasm making him the happiest man alive. He cleaned you up with his tongue before making his way up to kiss you.

Neil laid down on one side of you as Violet sat up next to you.

“Thank you!” She kissed you softly before getting up to get dressed. “You’re a good friend.”

“Anytime!” You blew her a kiss as she finished getting dressed and waved goodbye while you and Neil laid in bed together.

“You know Neil, you’re a good friend too!”

“It’s what I do, after all, what are friends for?!�� Neil kissed your forehead as the two of you laid in bed enjoying the rest of the night .

#watching the detectives #neil lewis x fem reader #neil lewis blurb #emsblurbs #watching the detectives smut #violet x fem reader x Neil #Cillian Murphy #cillian murphy masterlist

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youunravelme · 2 years ago

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congrats on 1k!! your writing is one of the best i’ve ever read, you deserve all the love you’re getting and more 🥹 could you please write something with jealous barzy? you can write it however way you want!

thank you so much anon!

i just love jealous barzy! so i'm SO glad you requested! (plus i've had an ask in my inbox asking for a jealous barzy and i never got around to writing it, so to that anon, i'm sorry! i hope this makes up for it!)

why was he so irritated? you were his, he posted you on his instagram for fuck's sake. there was no doubt about it. and even if there was any confusion on your relationship status, the giant rock on your hand said enough.

so why was he so bothered by you talking to hischier on your way back from the bathroom?

first of all, hischier shouldn't be on the hudson river. sure, the devils played at ubs that night, but he should've gone back to his side and found a bar in new jersey.

or literally any other bar.

second of all, hischier was a nice guy, mat could admit, he might've even been a little funny. but mat was positive that he wasn't funny enough to warrant the way you were throwing your head back and laughing.

it shouldn't have been that big of a deal, he had just gotten a hat trick that night, he scored the game winning goal. he should've been fine. but all he could think about was why you were laughing at hischier's joke instead of kissing him.

"you look like you're gonna kill the kid," bo horvat came up behind him and clapped mat on the shoulder.

mat rolled his eyes and shrugged the man off. "i'm fine."

"if you're so worried about it, which you shouldn't be, go get your girl. i'm sure she'd be happy to see you."

he almost didn't. he almost stayed in his spot up against the bar, watching you. but then you laughed so hard you snorted, a sound he could pick out of a crowd because he loved that part of you so much. it was a quirk he didn't realize he was incredibly possessive of until that moment. it was that moment that had him moving across the bar to get to you.

in an instant, his arm was wrapped around your waist, an action that shocked you out of your stupor for a moment until you smelled his cologne lingering on his clothes.

"hi baby," you smiled, and for a moment, mat forgot why he was even heated. "i was just talking to nico here about the game."

oh.

right.

hischier.

"really?" mat asked, hoping he sounded casual and not at all territorial. but the truth was his arm tightened around you at the captain's first name leaving your mouth.

"mhm," you hummed. "he played an impressive game, despite the outcome, don't you think?"

impressive isn't the word he'd use. irritating was more like it considering hischier had actually scored on mat earlier in the game.

thankfully, or maybe not, hischier jumped in before mat had to admit that the man played a good game. (he was usually such a good sport, just not when his fiancée was involved.)

"your boyfriend here played a good game, though," nico started. "got a hat trick--"

but mat interrupted before he could continue on. "fiancé," mat corrected. "we're getting married in the off season."

he didn't know why he said that. the date hadn't been set officially, but it was slipping out of his mouth before he could stop it.

hischier blinked and nodded. "right," he said. "sorry."

you cleared your throat and smiled. "it was nice talking to you, nico. see you around!"

not if mat could help it.

you were pulling mat away from the swiss man and towards a table full of his teammates, but you stopped halfway and crossed your arms over your chest.

"wanna tell me what that was about?"

he shrugged but wouldn't meet your eyes, until you took a hand on his chin and redirected his line of sight. "mathew."

he rolled his eyes and sighed. "i missed you."

"aht," you made a noise in the back of your throat. "try again." he scowled but didn't say anything. "were you jealous?"

he scowled even harder, if that was even possible. "i just didn't like that all your attention was on him," he said.

"mat, baby," you replied, hands cupping his face. it was the first moment of serenity he'd felt since driving you to the bar. the cold metal of your ring was soothing the heat that had been simmering under the surface the entire time you were talking to the devils' captain. "i was just being nice."

"i know," he groaned.

"so what's the problem? i'm going home with you at the end of the day."

mat smirked and snaked his arms around your waist. "yeah you are."

you rolled your eyes, but stood on your toes to kiss him anyway. "let's go home, i hear we have an offseason wedding to plan."

#mat barzal x reader #mat barzal #mat barzal imagine #mathew barzal #mathew barzal imagine #nhl imagine #nhl imagines #nhl blurb #1k celebration

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otakusheep15 · 2 years ago

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Obey Me Flufftober Day 31

Prompt: Haunted House

Pairing: all (separate) x reader (gender neutral) (platonic Luke)

Word count: 3,321

A/n: You guys voted, and surprise 3 won, meaning I get to write about everyone in a haunted house! I still don't know how I managed to make it through yet another October, but I'm very proud of the work I've done this month. As a reminder, my inbox is almost always open if anyone wants to send in a request. My fandom list is on my pinned post, so if you have any suggestions, feel free to ask!

Lucifer

He is not scared in the slightest, and it's actually very funny to watch. Like, the scare actors try so hard to get him to jump, and it does not work at all.

Lucifer is definitely the type to critique the design of the house. He'll talk about how a decoration is inaccurate or a prop is out of place. Truly a menace indeed.

I feel like he would be so into grilling the details of the house that it would be easy to scare him in this moment. None of the scare actors get him, but if you or one of his brothers sneaks up on him, he will jump. Then he'll deny it ever happened of course.

His main priority is watching over you. If you're scared of haunted houses or if you're just jumpy in general, he'll hide you behind him and threaten any actors who try to scare you. If you're not scared, he still keeps a close eye on you as you run around with the others, though he's a little less protective since you can handle yourself.

None of the scare actors particularly like him because of how he is in the house, but at least he's not as chaotic as his brothers, so he gets a minute pass.

Mammon

Scared, horrified, running away from literally everything.

Poor Mammon would not last two second in a haunted house. He'd be so cocky beforehand, bragging about how brave and cool he is, and then immediately gets scared by a creaky door or something.

Scare actors love him because of how easily frightened he is. Mammon practically jumps ten feet in the air anytime someone jumpscares him.

However, Mammon does have quick reflexes, so he might accidentally punch an actor in the face and get banned for life, so make sure he avoids that.

Regardless of how brave you are in this situation, Mammon is clinging to you for dear life. If you're also a scardy-cat like him, then the two of you cower behind Lucifer the whole time to avoid the jumpscares. If you're braver than him, he'll pretend to be your knight in shining armor to impress you, immediately gets scared, and hides behind you for the rest of the night.

Once getting out, he'll deny ever being scared, but Levi got everything on tape, so no amount of denying will erase it.

Leviathan

You'd think he'd be scared, you you'd be so wrong. This kind of thing is like a paradise to Levi.

He loves all things horror, so haunted houses are definitely his jam. Yeah, he does get jumpscared easily, but that's all part of the fun to him. He loves it when the scare actors manage to get him, and he'll compliment them on how well they're doing before moving on.

If he's allowed to record, you best believe he is vlogging every last detail. Levi def has a Deviltube channel, and he will post the entire thing, including everyone else getting scared.

Levi will absolutely cling to your side the entire time. If you're scared by haunted houses, he might make fun of you a bit for being a normie, but he doesn't mean anything by it. This might actually be one of the few times you'll ever see confident Levi. He'll walk in front of you and tell you when he thinks a scare might come up, as he's pretty good at predicting those sorts of things. If you're also a lover of haunted houses, the two of you are having so much fun. You're so hyped up, running around and trying to find all of the hidden details and scare actors.

Levi's probably one of the best to go to a haunted house with, as he's one of the few who actually understands proper haunted house etiquette, plus he's one of the few who actually enjoys this kind of thing.

Satan

Do not, and I repeat, do not take him to a haunted house ever. It will end in disaster for everyone.

Satan hates being jumpscared. As much as he hates to admit it, he is surprisingly jumpy, so him and haunted houses do not mix. When he gets scared, he gets mad, and Satan mad is never good. He will go on an absolute tear and destroy the whole haunted house.

But, let's assume he wouldn't do such a thing. As long as he doesn't get scared, Satan is pretty good company for a haunted house. He likes exploring all of the different rooms and looking for any hidden details.

If you really wanna have fun, you should take him to a haunted escape room instead. That way, he can focus more on the puzzles and the problem solving and less on the scares.

Satan is also good company if you're afraid of haunted houses. He'll protect you from anything scary, and if he senses a scare is about to happen, he'll hide you so you don't have to see it. However, if you enjoy haunted houses, Satan is content to let you do your own thing while he stays a bit behind. If you're with a group, he prefers to stay in the back and hang out there, but if it's just the two of you, he'll walk behind you while you lead the charge.

Asmodeus

He has a love-hate relationship with haunted houses. On the one hand, Asmo hates being scared. He does not like scary movies, books, games, or any other work of horror. On the other hand, he can appreciate the time and effort put into haunted houses, especially when it comes to wardrobe and makeup. While it may not be his personal style, he loves all of the little details inthe scare actors' costumes and makeup, and will compliment them.

He's another one to vlog his haunted house experience if he's allowed to. Honestly, even if he weren't allowed, he probably would anyway, resulting in him getting kicked out. Playing the influencer card would not help him here.

Asmo does jump easily, but he is also good at recovering quickly in order to save face, so even if he is scared, you barely notice before he's back to his usual self.

If you're jumpy like him, the two of you will hide together. this is especially true when you're in a group because you will be hiding in the middle like a protective shield. If you like haunted houses, Asmo will ramp up the drama and make you into his knight and shining armor. He'll pretend to faint so that you'll catch him, he'll cling to your arm, etc. etc. It's actually quite cute as long as it's something you enjoy as well.

Beelzebub

He's actually a lot of fun in a haunted house. I imagine that a lot of the scare actors would actually be afraid of him considering how intimidated he looks and how he keeps commenting about how edible some of the scenery looks.

Beel is kinda bored since he's hard to scare, but he still enjoys walking around. As long as he has something to snack on, he's good with being in a haunted house for a bit.

If you're going with a group, Beel will kinda become the leader by default since he's big enough to be a shield for some of the jumpers like Mammon and Asmo. If it's just the two of you, he'll stick by you and will hold your hand if you'd like him to.

If you're someone who is easily frightened, he'll protect you. You can stand behind him and cling to his shirt while he guides you through the house. Beel will most likely glare at actors who scare you, but he knows that it's their job, so he doesn't do much more than that.

Conversely, if you're someone who likes haunted houses, he's more than happy to let you lead the way. Watching you get all excited whenever a jumpscare happens makes him smile, and he loves seeing you so happy.

Belphegor

This demon thrives in haunted houses. They are actually his natural habitat, but you didn't hear that from me.

Belphie is also an absolute menace. Scare actors hate him because he makes it his mission to scare them first. He's been kicked out of several haunted houses because of this, but he just keeps going back anyways.

When he's with a group, he'll usually stick towards the back, or he'll have someone carry him so that he can sleep. When he's just with you, he'll either drag along behind you if he's tired, or lead you if he's more awake and interested.

If you're not fond of haunted houses or if you're more jumpy, he'll stay in front of you, but not much more than that. He still laughs when you get scared, but he'll hold your hand for the rest of the way and comfort you when you get outside. He'd apologize for laughing, but he'd do it again the next time anyways. Not out of malice though; that's just how he is.

If you're a fan of haunted houses, you and Belphie have a blast. Just makes sure you keep him from getting kicked out again. You two run around and explore and have the best time. Like Satan, he'd also enjoy a haunted house themed escape room. The three of you hanging out and doing an escape room is the idea hangout.

Diavolo

Absolutely obsessed with haunted houses. Like, this man is having the most fun you've ever seen. He's like a child experiencing his first haunted house, and it's adorable. It's also most likely accurate, as he doesn't get out much and probably hasn't actually experienced one before.

Dia is a major extravert, so he's very good when in a group. He's not very jumpy, and actually laughs when the actors try to scare him, so he's good for leading the charge and protecting everyone else. If it's just the two of you, Diavolo will make sure you're having the most fun you possibly can.

If you dislike haunted houses, Diavolo will make sure you're safe at all times. He'll hide you behind him and keep you away from all possible jumpscares. It's nice to see him so protective, but it's also intimidating to the scare actors, as the last thing they want is to accidentally upset this man or his partner.

If you like haunted houses, then he'll be so excited. He's dragging you around to any and all haunted houses he can find and he's having the time of his life with you. Watching you have fun is also fun for him.

Barbatos

Chaos. Absolute chaos. One scare actor tries to jumpscare him and suddenly they can no longer be found. he denies everything of course, but you know.

Barbatos hates being scared. Can he sense a scare coming from a mile away? Yes. Does he still somehow get scared anyway? Also yes. He actually hates haunted houses, but he'll never let anyone know. He's super good at hiding it, and by hiding it, I mean hiding the bodies of the scare actors he accidentally kills when they scare him just a bit too much.

If you don't like haunted houses, then that's perfect for him. Instead, he'll gladly stand outside with you while your group goes inside. He's definitely the themepark mom who stands outside of all the attractions and holds the bags for everyone, and that's especially true here. please stand outside with him and keep him company. He's actually very embarrassed about it, even if he won't show it.

If you want to go into the haunted house, he'll begrudgingly agree as well. He stays quiet, and you'll never know how scared he is. Like I said, he's great at keeping his fear hidden, and he's also good at predicting jumpscares, but it's one thing to predict a scare and another to be prepared for it.

Please show him some mercy and just let him stay outside. He needs a break, plus it would keep the poor scare actors alive as well, so it's a win-win for everyone.

Simeon

The confused but happy-to-be-there grandpa. He's having a good time, but he doesn't really understand the point of a haunted house. When he gets scared, he jumps then laughs it off and talks about how good the actor got him, and it's actually very cute.

Haunted houses aren't much his scene, but he doesn't mind them. Simeon isn't very jumpy, but he does get scared on occasion if it's a particularly good one. He's also the type to pretend to be scared because he'd feel bad. It's the actor's job after all, so he wants them to succeed. It's actually very adorable.

If you dislike haunted houses, he understands and would gladly stand outside with you if you need. However, if you go in anyways, he'd let you hide behind him. Simeon is a bit chaotic, so he might try to scare you himself, but not too bad. Plus, he'd protect you from the actual scares, so it's not too bad.

If you enjoy haunted houses, Simeon is more than happy to stay behind you while you lead the way. He's not scared, but he'd much rather you take the brunt of the jumpscares so that he can simply enjoy his time with you.

Luke

He tries so hard to be brave, and it does not work at all. Luke would refuse to go in without Simeon with him, and he'd cling to him the entire time. He would also stay with you because he trusts you to keep him safe.

Please keep him away from the brothers. They will make it their mission to scare poor Luke, so keep an eye on them just in case. Also make sure Luke stays somewhere in the middle of the group so that he can avoid as many jumpscares as possible.

Like I said, Luke would try so hard to put on a brave face. He'd march in all tough-looking and would immediately get scared by the opening scare.

Ideally, he would just hang out outside with Barbatos and Simeon, but he'd go in for you. He wants to look tough for you if no one else because he looks up to you so much. This is especially true if you're scared as well, as he wants you to feel like he can protect you as your guardian angel.

However, if you're not scared, he will hide behind you. He tries to convince you he's not scared and that he's just protecting your back, but you both know the truth. Just take pity on him and hype him up so that he gains some confidence.

Solomon

Another menace. He's casting small spells here and there to create extra scares that never existed. He's out here scaring the scare actors because no one knows how that prop got there, meanwhile he's just goofing off. His main targets are Asmo and Barbs since they're his pactmates, but he's an equal opportunist menace, and he will go after anyone.

You're not safe either. You thought that because he loves you that you would be safe, but you're so wrong. He actively targets you more because he loves you. Nothing too major of course, but he is a prankster by nature, and this is no exception. He's out here scaring you more than the actors.

If you're genuinely scared, he won't add onto that too much. Maybe on little prank here and there, but just to make you laugh rather than to scare you.

However, if you enjoy being scared, he is not holding back. Solomon will go all out, and at this point, he's going to put the scare actors out of a job. It's silly, but please tell him to tone it down before he gets banned. Not that he'll care, but still.

Thirteen

Yet another menace. However, she's a nice menace. Thirteen is the type to force someone else to be at the front so that they get the brunt of the scares. She will also fight with Solomon the entire time, but that's how she usually is anyways.

Thirteen isn't jumpy at all, so none of the scares get her. However, she'll sometimes pretend to be scared because she thinks it's fun for her. She also likes to scare the actors back, so she's also one who'll get kicked out of haunted houses for messing with them.

She will bully Mammon for being scared and actively make sure he's even more scared with her own tricks. It's a little mean, but it is also very funny, and the video Levi gets is golden.

If you're easily scared, she will tone it down a bit for your sake. Unlike Solomon, she won't try to scare you at all, instead focusing more on making sure you're okay. If needed, she will stay outside with you, even if she really wants to go inside. She'd do anything to make you comfortable, even at the sacrifice of her own enjoyment.

However, if you're like her, you two will probably get arrested. She will drag you into so many pranks, and it's so much fun. Just make sure you stay away from Lucifer and Barbatos lest they punish you. Also, like I said, you might get arrested or kicked out, but she doesn't care.

Mephistopheles

Surprisingly not scared that much. He might jump a bit, but it's barely a reaction at all. He's actually so bland it's sad. Like, he doesn't get into chaos, but he also isn't jumpy. Mephisto kinda just exists within the group. The most he'll do is make fun of the ones who do get scared, which might end up in a fight, but that's it.

He wouldn't mind hanging out outside with Barbatos, but he'd prefer being inside to stay with Diavolo (simp).

If you were scared, he'd stay by you and let you hold his arm. He hides you when he senses a scare coming on, and if anyone bullies you, he will fight them. It's a sweet gesture, but the extra yelling doesn't help.

If you enjoy being in the house, he's fine letting you go off on your own. He'll look after you from afar, but he won't bother you too much so that you can have your own fun. He'd join you if you want him to, but if not, he'd rather hang back and just enjoy walking through the house.

Raphael

Stoic. Calm. Not scared at all. It's actually the scariest part of this adventure. Like, he shows zero emotion when in the haunted house. No one knows how, but they fear him greatly.

He'd probably prefer to be one of the ones to stay out of the house and hang out at the entrance, but if you want him to go, he will.

He tries his best to keep the group in line, but he fails miserably. It's just him, Lucifer, and Barbatos suffering in silence while the group causes chaos around them.

If you're afraid, he'd gladly stay outside with you. He'd hang out and wait for the group with you and that would make him so happy. However, if you did go in, Raphael is your best protector. He keeps you away from any and all jumpscares and will not let you out of his sight until it's over.

If you're not scared, he'd still go in with you, but he'd be less protective. He would be fine letting you go off and have fun, but he'd still keep an eye on you just to make sure you're staying out of trouble. If he senses you causing chaos, he will step in and tell you to calm down, but he still wants you to have fun, so he tries his best to be lenient.

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jq37 · 1 year ago

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I've been following your D20 recaps for a while (they are so much fun!), but Junior Year episode 9 compelled me to create an account for this ask.

Are Jace and Porter both baddies?

Spot got eaten by an owl right before finding Yolanda's body. Yolanda was presumably killed after reporting Kristen's concerns to Jace, and it was established in freshman year that he summons owls. And now the intrepid heroes are digging through the possible path of succession. Maybe he's just bored of doing nothing as the sorcery teacher?

Porter might be a normal shitty teacher, but I'm getting all kinds of bad vibes from his "rage as devotion to doubt" lesson. Maybe doubly so since Brennan brought up the divine taboo of siphoning off worship from one god to empower another? And of course, no word on who his paladin deity is! There may be another connection with Porter being an earth genasi, since Lucy was also a genasi but with giant ancestry.

Plus these were the two teachers talking to Arianwen post-prom, and Porter (knowingly?) infected Ragh with the Kalina plague.

This has gotten away from me. I think I need more yarn for my cork board.

Unrelated, but last thought: Since there's been all the questions about Aguefort by-laws and the literal vs. intended interpretation of the rules, I think it would be funny if Kipperlilly "found" the rogue teacher just by requesting a teacher conference.

First of all, making a Tumblr account just to send this ask? I'm flattered! Thanks for following my recaps!

Now, to your actual question let's talk teachers.

I forgot to put this in my recap but despite the fact that I don't actually have any read on what a motive might be, I did wonder if Jace might worth putting on the suspect list. I mean, he is the last person Yolanda said she was going to talk to before they found her body. And Brennan technically didn't say she wasn't killed by magic, he said there was no magical residue. Sorcerers do metamagic which can change spells and I wonder if Brennan would let something like subtle spell be flavored to not leave magical residue. Absolutely circumstantial and speculative, especially since, as I said before, there's no motive. But it's worth noting and he's def worth looking into/talking to as Yolanda's last mission before she ended up a corpse (RIP). And he did presumably become Principal with Grix gone so movement is happening around him.

(I don't remember the owl thing but that would be a deep pull from Brennan, haha. I got the sense that that was more about just Fig's bad luck but who knows?)

Porter I just talked about in another ask but the genasi thing is an interesting connection. Good spot. My read is that Brennan is playing Porter sincerely but, again, I can def see Brennan leaning into Emily/Fig's last two years of suspicion and making him an integral part of the plot just to pay that off--this is a season of payoffs after all. Either way, just like Jace, he likely has at least some useful info.

Re: Kipperlilly, That would be such a weasel-y way for her to have done that…which makes it entire in character. This is def a loose end I'm very interesting in the Intrepid Heroes following up on so I'm glad Murph/Riz is remembering to roll for it.

Anyway, all good notes! All of it is officially on the board! Can't wait to see what new info we get tomorrow and, now that you have a tumblr count, feel free to stop by my inbox any time :)

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tainted-heartz · 2 years ago

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idk if you got my other ask but can i request reader with those 1960s phones and they’re in their bed talking to their friends about something (homework, concerts, gossip, etc) and then they hear wally’s voice come from the other end ( ^ω^ ) maybe wally heard them talk for hours and immediately wally starts rambling? ORRR what if reader says “why are you talking to me through my phone?” and it cuts to their friends voice saying like “what do you mean??” GOD THat would be so epic

tysm AND ALSO you can imagine what happens next i just thought of this idea out of randomness (´∀｀) - 🧠 anon

| ooh I like this idea and I'm sorry my inbox has been full so I've been hopping from fic to fic but I can gladly do this for you!! I'd wanna think you and wally are already close in some way in this fic- |

- you laid back on your bed and rambled onto your friend about some gossip hopping around and some new music you've gotten into. that was till you heard wally cut your friend off and probably kick her off the line as well. “ dearesttt! ” he said in his usual high pitched tone. “..why are you talking to me through my phone , wally. you can come out my tv for hells sake- ” “lazy.”

- you sighed and flopped onto your side as you looked at the ceiling. “..what do you want to talk about?” you asked wally but he suddenly started to ramble about how much he's missed you. hell you were flattered but knew the feeling was wrong. “ oh darling , that look on your face says it all. you love me don't you? ” “how can you see m-” once you sat up from your bed there he was , wally was on your screen. he was sat on a red sofa with his phone rested against his ear as he stared you with hearts in his eyes.

- “ so you aren't lazy to turn the tv on yourself but can't just come here yourself? funny. ” you laughed as you propped yourself up on some pillows so you could look at him. “ you know me.. as much as I'd love to see your pretty face in person. ”

- “ god will you ever stop flirting? I can't even tell my friends ‘ oh yeah I'm dating this puppet thats on my tv and sometimes comes out ’ this isn't a movie. ” this made wally laugh as he turned away from you to get comfortable on the couch he was sat on. “ isn't that the best part? no one will believe you plus if I wanted to I could take you at any second. ”

- “ oh please , you wouldn't. ” you scoffed but flinched as he slowly stepped out of the tv , the phone still in his hand. “ ..who said I wasn't? ”

#welcome home arg #wally darling #wally darling x reader #welcome home #welcome home arg x reader #welcome home x reader #welcome home wally #this was more of a ramble and short tbh

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nuttytani · 3 years ago

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Hiiii, may I request some headcanons of Scaramouche, Xiao, and Thoma who have a very bubbly and energetic S/O but they are mute please. You have such great writings, keep up the good work and don't feel pressured to get them all done <33

Nonverbal reader hcs

characters- scaramouche, xiao, thoma, gn!reader

a/n- you know, i was actually going to delete this and the other req in my inbox... but thought nahhh need to get it done. modern au, nothing scary all fluff despite the warnings. kinda forgot about the bubbly part... oops

tw: selective mutism, mutism, mention of anxiety and bullying. edit: not proof read D:

Scaramouche

He didn't know about you until his sister, Ei and her girlfriend would hang around you and talk about you often. Eventually got to meet you and bro— you bet he was flustered. Why the heck were you so sweet and nice??? Now he knows why Ei always praises you.

Doesn't care one bit about you being nonverbal. Come on, you're just a normal human being, like him, why should he care about minor details?

Plus, you talk plenty through AAC apps on your phone… and he means plenty.

You're quite the chatterbox, talking about things that happened throughout the day. Like a cute little cat you saw on the streets or a funny titled novel you found in a bookstore.

To some people it might sound a little off hearing a robotic voice having conversation with people but Scara got used to it.

He gets worried about you on days when you're not talking a lot. Won't say it but he shows through actions.

Xiao

He's been friends with you for a long time, since you were in kindergarten. Particularly because the two of your parents were colleagues and neighbours.

It took you some time to warm up to Xiao and communicate with him, but he swears to the Archons above… The day he heard your voice, he had ascended to Celestia. Treasures that day in his heart because it meant you trusted him (although the two of you were too young to understand the meaning of "trust"). Most of the time it's you chattering away and him listening while commenting here and there.

Ever since then, you've talked normally with Xiao unless you were under stress or anxiety.

That's when he holds your hand to calm you down… and you appreciate him being there for you.

Sometimes people would call you mean names or bully you, heh, those poor souls… They did not know what was coming for them the next day :))) you'll never know either.

Thoma

He heard that a new foreign exchange student was studying in the same uni as him!

Inazuma National University (INU)

(Wait what? ….. dog uni 😭??)

And he just HAD to befriend you.

Thoma got lucky and met you in the uni library one day. He asked if he could sit next to you, and you nodded with a smile. Both of you were busy doing your own thing.

Then, it became a routine of sorts. Thoma would always take a seat near you in the library, that spot became his. Before he knew it, he started passing notes with you.

It was fun and cute

Found out about how you were nonverbal through that. Thoma doesn't care about it though, you're still you.

Later on, both of you realised phones exist and got each other's phone number. Thoma finally got the courage to ask you out after that.

"Wanna get coffee with me? Like.. a date-date?"

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bluemoondust · 3 years ago

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✧General Yandere Headcanons — Childe/Tartaglia✧

This was a request that got consumed by the inbox, but here it is! My very first time writing Childe but I hope you all enjoy! Especially the original requester! 😊

Edit: FINALLY I MANAGED TO WRITE THESE DOWN (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

Warning(s): He is his own warning, Possessive Behavior, Mentions of Murder, Sadistic Tendencies, Hints of Manipulation

This man is a lot to unpack, but to make it simple, he is very much a possessive, manipulative, and sadistic yandere. Regarding the manipulative part, he isn't one to use manipulation often even if he is truly good at it. No, he prefers other methods when dealing with matters he must attend to. You are no different. Childe is the type of yandere, in reaction to growing feelings for you, who will immediately find ways to get closer. He would honestly love to spar with you if you're someone who does know how to fight. It will just bring the two of you together! Don't hold back comrade! He will be able to tell, after all.

To answer the question if he is aware that his feelings are wrong: that part doesn't really matter to him. So what? Nothing is normal when it comes to him, so why should he be concerned with something like this? He loves you. That's all there is to it. Unconditional love that he is willing to give you if you just let him. His way of loving is just more unique than others, but is it really so different? People often say they'd do such much for the person they hold dearly. Childe would agree as such.

He definitely talks about you to his family. They always hear a mention of you somewhere in his letters and it just brings them elation! They're all so happy to see their beloved son/brother take an interest in someone. Plus, with what he's said about you in writing, you must be a keeper. This leaves you in quite the bind when you finally meet Teucer, who excitedly speaks of you becoming his in law after spending much time with you. "Aren't you just great with kids?" Childe states as the two of you are hanging out with his brother. You're a natural.

But oh, does he find rivals so interesting. Jealousy is a funny concept to Childe—hilarious even. There's no feelings of such if anyone hangs around you too often because they're wasting their time. They will never have you no matter how hard they try. It's a fruitless endeavor. However, if they'd like to be difficult with him, he invites them to do so! It's just another excuse to immerse himself in the thrill of conflict. There is also the plus of just getting rid of those pesky foes as he knocks them down a peg... To the point where you'll never see them again. They should have not started a fight they could never win. It's only common sense. To add more insult to injury... Childe deems rivals as not worth the energy to feel jealousy. All he is concentrated on is how he'll cut them down to size.

Speaking of which. This man is not above slaughter. Especially if he's killing for your sake. You might be having a bad day and I would highly advise this if it was due to someone dampening your mood. Do not tell him that someone caused your day to turn sour. Do not tell him their name or who they are. Childe can be perceptive when it comes to you, so he can tell when you're upset. He'll of course ask you why the long face and listen intently. He's watching your face the entire time as you speak and then he asks, "Did someone cause this?" It's... Unnerving. You can't explain the expression he has at all while waiting for your response.

"I can get rid of them if you'd like." This would bring a surge of fear in you, despite the smile on his face. He could laugh it off later and play it off as a joke, but both of you know full well that he isn't joking. That moment would probably be your first major red flag if you haven't detected anything else yet. Sometimes, because of how Childe doesn't see a problem with his feelings being unhealthy, he does things on a whim. He loves you, right? So, wouldn't it be reasonable to show as such by getting rid of problems in your life? Though maybe in this instance he was just looking for an excuse to draw blood, but who knows.

I don't think he'd be too much of a danger to himself, except for the fact that he does take on fights where he has a disadvantage. But that's the thrill of it. It just depends. As for others, it's extremely obvious that he can pose as a threat to other people. However, that is only reserved for those who threaten your life or are getting too close for comfort. Childe is... Okay with you having friends but his possessive traits get the best of him as he hovers around you. Staring down at your friends with that damn smile.

That is why, when questioned if he is selfish or selfless, it's odd. Childe can act selfless such as when he takes things on for you even if it wasn't asked of him. He could be a decent boyfriend. On the other hand, he leans a little more into being selfish. Especially if he's done a lot for you already. There is a part of him that believes that he deserves you—deserves the right to have you. It is something you should come to understand. No amount of fighting against him will change his mind. And oh does he encourage you to fight him off. You'll never win. You're not strong enough, darling. Ever time you get put in your place is proof to him that he has the right to claim you as his.

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wannaeatramyeon · 2 years ago

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hihi!! i thought this was funny and wanted to tell you😭

i was telling my friend about Goo and how i would absolutely marry him and they said that he needs their blessing. i asked what he can do to get their blessing and they said he needed to write them an essay about how much he loves me so, to entertain them, i wrote them an essay from Goo's perspective about why he wants to marry me with a 20 minute timer. it was 584 words in the end and I worked a miracle.

Moral of the story: Goo got the blessing😭so uhhh you can always write your way into someones life??

This tickled me, just imagining the unhinged ramblings from Goo POV mixed with your own. Drop it please.

Inbox clearing time! Non fic requests answered: 6. (Check it - plus my fave Lookism arcs!)

To the non-anon anon that I have not included and I don't know what to do with your message - No, I won't hold your hand while you poop. Good luck with that.

Really?? I feel so... unhinged and nonsensical (even more so than usual) when I rant. Seriously thank you for reading!?!!?

PTJ did somewhat write women with more of a personality in his Life As A Loser Series so it seems more of a shame that he's lost his touch and catering much more towards teenage boys with his current series.

Which. Fine. Action manhwa - great. BUT if your target audience are teenage boys then yknow, wouldn't it be even BETTER to write some strong badass women so these impressionable youngsters realise that not all girls need saving, and oh look. Girls are human too. With their own ambitions and flaws and imperfections, just like everyone else.

If you must make them simp, form a harem. Also. FINE. At least give them something beyond that.

Hey Black Anon! Sorry again for how long it took me to respond to your ask before, and hope it's going much better for yourself since your last request.

I'm muuuuch more responsive with DMs so if you ever wanna come out of anon - come shout at me in my DMs!!

HTF s2 is really... something. Completely lost the meaning of HTF and Viral Hit. Don't blame you for dropping it. Alas, the Taehoon grip on me is still going STRONG.

LOL. Me in a similar position, wondering if I should get into JJK.

Can I... recommend some of my fave arcs if you ever do decide to read Lookism? The ones I like are generally more story driven.

Vasco's backstory (prepare the tissues) - 52 - 57

Johan + Zack + Mira backstory (cult warning, another sad arc) - 132 - 138

Goddog (another pretty sad arc with Johan) - 199 - 213

Jacedichi Files (silly crime solving with Burn Knuckles) - 215 - 218

One Night (Johan + Jace!! Fun action) - 258 - 262

Jake Kim (PLEASE READ THIS IF NOTHING ELSE) - 302 - 318

Workers (2A) (Rescuing Sinu. Honestly, I cry almost every time. Read Jake Kim's arc to appreciate this!) - 372 - 392

Let me know if you ever get into it!!!

Me??? Mine????? I cannot write that guy so thank you - that means A LOT to me! I will try harder to write a decent Eli (that doesn't devolve into ranting about his current direction).

Thank you for reading and being so friggin CUTE!! 💖

I feel a vaguely threatening tone from this.

Like something Goo would recite before walking into a darkened warehouse with a crowbar 🤔

Baby there's nothing noble about this, but it is actually more satisfying than my normal job lol (lolling through tears).

Thank you so much for reading!! My single braincell has been firing quite well with these ideas.

Anon. Honestly this is adorable, I've screenshat this for a pick me up ahhhhhhh 🥹

My dear 🕊️ anon, thank you for reading my DG fic! I also feel very little for DG but I will admit I am coming around to him.

YES!!! I LOVE the idea of someone getting close to James Lee in his younger years, and him being soft for the reader.

And then I also like angst so let's bring those 2 things together. Heh.

Eeeee I also added that Remember fic to my list of faves that I have written.

Please. I also have a list of fictional men I am unwell over. Let's start a support group! 🫠

#🕊️ anon #🖤 anon #ramen asks

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professorrw · 3 years ago

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Lazy Days

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Pairing: female reader x Bucky Barnes x Helmut Zemo x Sam Wilson

Request: could you do a Sam x Bucky x Zemo fic? I don't have anything specific for it but it can be fluff or smut or even both

Warnings: 18+, SMUT, fluff, foursome, pet names (doll, my queen, etc.)

A/N: Requests open, taglist open, inbox open! Please like, comment, and reblog!

SFW

-There was nothing else like spending lazy days with your favorite boys: Sam, Zemo, and Bucky.

-In between missions they loved to be with you and just relax. They all felt at ease with you and only you.

-One of their favorite things was cuddling with you on the couch. They were too impatient to take turns so you had come up with a solution.

-The couch was L-shaped, and Zemo would sit in the corner with his legs stretched out in front of him. You would sit next to him, tucked into his side with a protective arm around you. Bucky would lay down to your left with his head in your lap. He loved how you would play with his hair and lightly stroke his face when you all cuddled. Lastly, Sam would sit on the floor at the corner of the couch, right where he could set his head on your thighs.

-This arrangement happened often and almost every time you would fall asleep amongst them. They didn’t mind it at all; they loved seeing your peaceful face and hearing your random mumblings.

-Bucky and Zemo were very uncultured when it came to movies, so you and Sam would introduce them to all your favorites. Those nights were full of popcorn, Cokes, and candies. They were also some of the rare times you would see the three boys cry. They could fight and shoot people all day long and be somewhat fine, but if a dog dies they’re done for.

-Cooking was another fun activity you four could do together. Sam would show you how to cook some of his mother’s favorite foods from Louisiana, and Zemo would teach you how to cook food native to Sokovia. Despite him coming from royalty, he could cook fairly well.

-Each boy loves to steal you away for themselves sometimes.

-Zemo does it most frequently. Every time he sees an opportunity he’ll try to get you into his room for the night or convince you to go out to eat with him or let him take you on a date. Zemo was very persuasive and charming, so you never said no. He pampered you every second you were with him, calling you a wide range of names, like “his queen.” He loved giving you things that he thought were nice or reminded him of you. You had rings, earrings, necklaces, and bracelets for every day of the week, plus some. You didn’t know how Bucky and Sam got Zemo to agree to share you. You could tell just how much he wanted you all to himself. He called you his even though you really weren’t. But he must have known this was the only way you would have agreed to be with him. You told them you weren’t going to choose between the three of them so they made it to where you didn’t have to.

-Bucky just wanted comfort. He wasn’t a selfish person, but whenever he was having trouble sleeping he would ask for your touch. He was so extremely gentle with you, and treated you like a porcelain doll. You would hold him and kiss him all night until he eventually drifted off. Outside of when he was trying to go to sleep he was always keeping a quiet eye on you. He had opened up significantly since you met him, but he still had times when he wouldn’t talk much. At other times he could be cocky, pulling you in by the waist and burying his face in your neck or calling you names like “doll” or “sweetheart” in a casual conversation or around other people.

-Sam was kind, and down to Earth. He was funny and caring, and a family man. When you spent the night in his room you would stay up all night talking and tracing patterns on his skin with your fingertips. You could talk to him for hours upon hours and never get bored. You could also say the same for Bucky and Zemo, but they weren’t quite as talkative and open. Sam’s favorite thing to do was take you places. He loved taking you on dates and experiencing things local to wherever you were at the time. Sam was also a dancer. If music came on you better believe that he was dragging you onto the dance floor. He could spin you around and dip you until the end of time. When you danced the air became electric. Bucky was kind of jealous of the way you two looked at each other when you were dancing.

NSFW

-Some time after the three of them decided to share you and not make you choose between them, the idea of a foursome was brought up. They were hesitant at first. Yes, you had had sex with each of them before, but it wasn’t exactly the same as them all sharing you in one moment.

-They brought up the idea with you and asked for your opinion. You agreed to try it out.

-It was one of the best decisions you’d ever made.

-Trying to please you was each of their goals, and it became somewhat of a friendly competition.

-They were gentle at first, pampering and praising you until it got rough. You would be left with hickeys and bite marks all over your body, many from Bucky.

-Zemo would always try to take charge and be the one inside you firstly and lastly. He loved seeing you unravel before him, succumbing to his cock.

-Sam was all about the mouth and hand action. Your face was his favorite thing to cum on after you had worked him up so much. His hands were on every free spot on your body at all times.

-Bucky would work you up first before any dick was put inside you. He knew you loved his metal hand, so he put it to good use. Every sound imaginable would fall from your lips because of him. When someone else was occupying your pussy he was massaging your thighs and boobs, or nibbling and sucking on the plush skin.

-Aftercare was absolute bliss with them. They would hurry to get you something to drink or a snack if you wanted, and would kiss you softly and whisper sweet words to you.

-“You did so good my queen,” Zemo would tell you, stroking your hair.

-“You treat us so well, doll,” Bucky would say, smiling gently at you.

-“Mhm,” Sam would agree. “You’re our special girl.”

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dimiclaudeblaigan · 2 years ago

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It's the underdog/victim complex. They think they're being oppressed/harassed/attacked by everyone else for liking their fave when no one really cares. Plus purity culture sorta screwed the fandom perceptions where now you apparently can't like a character or be a fan of them if they do bad/problematic things. This isn't just a FE thing either, there was an article that basically said that people can enjoy villains for being villains and requested everyone to not woobify or justify their actions. Guess what happened? People got salty over it and started attacking the article. And yeah it's not just a bunch of teenagers sadly, there are people in their 30s doing this kind of nonsense behavior and it's really sad and pathetic. And fwiw I'm not implying nor intending that people 30 or above can't be in fandoms or anything like that, it's just..you expect them to know or be better than to act like they're half their age with this nonsense.

Yeah, that's so wild to me when they do exactly that - attack others for their faves (especially Dimitri). Like yeah, I hate their fave but I don't go out of my way to attack them for liking her.

Purity culture really, REALLY pisses me off. Not only do people who like EdeIgard erase her wrongdoings, but they only like the version of her they created and not her canon self (i.e. the self that did wrong, but they can't handle the concept of that and their waifu has to be perfect and have her hands clean). Following that, they get aggressive toward Dimitri and his fans for liking him because uwu he did so many bad things. Like, yes, we are aware of that and he actively addresses that fact on a regular basis. He doesn't hide behind "uwu I did it for Fodlan", he doesn't make excuses, and his fans accept his faults for what they are. For some reason the stans seem to think we're just like them and that we erase any faults of our fave and pretend he's a perfect, clean handed individual.

I remember hearing or seeing once in this old Tumblr RP group that they banned Miklan from even being selected as a written character. Like bruh, if you're gonna write roleplays, don't you... want conflict? When I write I find it boring when there's no conflict whatsoever. Even in my dmcl writing, there's still a sort of internal conflict, like Dimitri having doubts about himself and thinking he's not worth being with someone he loves. No matter what I write, I prefer to have some sort of conflict because it helps to strengthen the positive result.

It's funny, too, because these are always the same people who like Hopes Claude more but yet don't think doing anything wrong is okay. They defend his actions instead like with their waifu because it's okay to invade a country and murder its people!

Reminds me of the stan that showed up in my inbox once trying to defend Claude, saying "what innocents did Claude even kill, he only killed soldiers" as if to say soldiers automatically lose all their innocence and rights as human beings for signing up to defend their country. That anon should probably stop and think about what they said and how that applies to real life, because they basically told me my sister deserves to die because she used to serve in the military. Oh no, how dare she be a soldier! She's no longer innocent and it's okay if she dies! Forget the fact that she has three children at home who are very young and need their mother! Forget that her parents and sisters are still alive and would grieve for her! She's a soldier, so it's fine if she dies!

That anon needs a real good look in the mirror and a smack in the face by reality. These people say a whole lot of shit to defend their fictional pixelated waifu without considering how that reflects on them in real life and the fact that what they say does have a reflection on their real life values. Anyone who tells me it would've been okay if my sister died simply because she was in the military is trash and I wish on them what they would wish on her.

I heard about that article! It's pathetic. There is literally nothing wrong with enjoying media and concepts. I have a section I decided to put at the end of this ask explaining how I feel about particular antagonists (Ashnard, Zelgius, Sephiran and Miklan), but since it's a biiiit off course here I wanted to avoid it splitting up my more direct reply to this ask.

Yeah, I know it's not only teenagers and that's also pathetic. While I wouldn't say I just forgive teenagers for being like that (they're old enough and there's no excuse imo, as I mentioned before), it's a lot more understandable that they might be like that and just eventually grow out of it. The fact there are people my age or older acting like angry babies who had their binky taken away is honestly so ridiculous that the term "pathetic" is not even strong enough to explain how ridiculous it is. They act like they're a little kid who had their favorite sticker stolen by some random kid in their class. These are people who should be looking for or having a job, being at least somewhat damn mature online and being a reasonable, mature person.

I was hoping "karens" would die out with the older generations (let's face it, a good chunk of today's karens are bored, angry old/older people with nothing to do and are just miserable people), but evidently we're never getting rid of that lot! It's okay to invade a country and murder its people, just like it's okay to harass and bully people off of social media, didn't you know?! 🙄🙄🙄 Really, how did some of these people get like this? And no, I'm not asking for their uwu backstories to redeem them LOL.

Some of these people are so insufferable that it's disgusting.

Regarding the villain discussion:

It's like I always say and you're about to hear it again: I love Ashnard as a villain because he's a villain, and he's a villain who fully embraces his actions and behavior. He doesn't think he's morally just. He's fighting for the world he believes in. He believes the strong should be on top and should rule the weak. However, he's extremely fair about that viewpoint and if he's defeated by someone because they were stronger than him, that is fair to him and he accepts his defeat. Since he believes the strong should be on top, he believes he should be on top... until someone comes along who can slay him, in which he believes they do deserve to be on top. If he's bested, he no longer deserves to be on top. He's a fantastic villain who never makes excuses and doesn't go back on what he says he believes. There's no "the strong should be on top but only as long as I'm the strongest and will be ruling". Plain and simple, the strongest should be on top whether it's him or not, and he's not, I guess you could say, "fake" about it.

Then you have Hopes Miklan who turns out to be a better person than people gave him credit for. He's someone I always had headcanons about based on Dimitri's take on him being disowned. I felt that he could've been a better person if pointed in the right direction and being told and shown that he was capable as a person even without a crest and that having a crest doesn't dictate whether he's useful or not. Dimitri put him in charge of a massively important, and arguably the most important, area of defense in the entire country. He proved he believed that Miklan had the strength to handle that and proved that he believed if Miklan had a better life and situation in front of him that he wouldn't resort to banditry. The thing is, he was right. Miklan not only started becoming a better person, but he even gets a line where he basically says he liked helping the people in a place that got destroyed in the war. He liked helping them rebuild.

Both of those are fantastic stories and characters. One of them had a redemption arc while nobody ever let any bullshit slide. He wasn't allowed to slip up or get away with any tiny "mistakes". It was literally do or die, but being forced into that situation did genuinely make him a better person. Even if he had to be forced to help them, it's not like he didn't come out on the other side and be better for it. Being forced to do those things didn't mean it just stayed that way and that he was hateful and angry that entire time.

Then one of them is just... a villain. A perfectly written villain who lived and died as a villain. Nobody made excuses for him and he didn't make excuses for himself. There's a reason I don't like Zelgius, and it's not that I think his character itself is terribly written, but it's the forced redemption that he didn't earn that makes me not enjoy his final arc. In contrast, what does Sephiran get? No redemption allowed from Ike until he gets up and proves he's willing to redeem himself. Zelgius could've easily been a character made to earn his redemption, such as being a playable character and having supports to flesh out his new arc, or even just being a story only character who protects and saves the main characters (besides Just Micaiah tee em) and maybe even guides them safely to the Tower of Guidance (no pun intended). Instead he just gets to say he admired his teacher and had a sad backstory so suddenly... nobody is mad anymore. Certainly not Tibarn, who had like 50+ percent of his nation wiped out, that being any able bodied man who could fight besides the ones who were lucky enough to be with Tibarn's fighting force at the time all that happened. 🙄

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robinofinashiro · 4 years ago

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scenario: some of the mha/demon slayer boys experiencing marshmallow hell.

- marshmallow hell, according to Urban Dictionary, is when a girl shoves a guy into her (particularly bigger) breasts and holds them there by accident.

characters: giyuu tomioka, sanemi shinazugawa, toshinori yagi, mirai sasaki

request status: OPEN / please send any reqs you guys have! my inbox is currently empty and im lacking in any kind of writing inspiration. plus this is as far as NSFW as I get lmao.

giyuu tomioka:

- LMAOO poor giyuu mans is immediately freaking out. he hardly has friends so can you iMAGINE how he was when you hugged him and his head landed on your titties? it was a sight to see but thankfully the two of you were alone so no one else saw the reaction.

- you were just around his estate, cleaning the small mess the two of created the night before while he was out and training some of the slayers that had asked him. today he happened to just helping tanjirou and his entire friend group.

- you were wearing one of giyuu’s home t-shirts with nothing underneath and since his shirt was a bit on the longer side for you, it damn near fit like a dress; however, it really wasn’t surprising when giyuu came home to see you dressed like that. he knew you just liked being comfy.

- when you heard the door opening, you ran up to him, giving him a hug. this wasn’t when you did it tho. you had offered to go take a bath with you and he immediately agreed. you hadn’t showered in a few days and with the sweating giyuu did, he knew he needed one as well.

- you were first inside of the bath, giggling as the warm water covered you. you were leaning back, waiting for giyuu to come in. giyuu generally liked to be babied by you. you were the big spoon a lot of the times when you cuddled so as he stepped inside, he made a space for himself in between your legs. the water comforted him as his back was up against your chest.

- you turned giyuu’s head around, giving him a soft smile as you leaned down for a kiss. some of time, these baths landed with sex but more often than not, that wasn’t the case. you just wanted a few kisses from your man and you knew giyuu never denied kisses so it was a chill makeout session for a while. your hand running down his longer hair.

- it wasn’t until you heard a loud drop from your bedroom when you instantly grabbed giyuu and held him to your chest. you had left a candle on the side of the dresser and you realized it must’ve fell. thankfully, it wasn’t lit and all you had forgotten was to put the lid on. giyuu, finally realizing you guys weren’t in danger, realized that the position he was in was not one he was used too. his face was shoved into the middle of your titties and the friction between the warmness of your titties and the water got him hard.

- it finally dawned on you that giyuu had gotten hard when you felt his dick hitting the side of your thigh. you giggled, shoving him closer to you when you whispered into his ear, “be a good boy,” giyuu finally realized what that meant as he latched himself to one of your titties and sucked on it, making you moan softly.

sanemi shinazugawa:

- his reaction is funny as shit considering this man is walking fan service. even in the kimetsu gauken he’s still shirtless. your outfit tended to be some what like mitsuri’s. since your titties were a lot bigger, your shirt was opened from the top and that was usually the first anybody looked at (i know from experience lmao. triple d gang wya).

- you were celebrating your birthday with the pillars and a few slayers at your estate. you knew it was a rare when something like a party happened but you felt like a party would put your mind at ease, even for a little while so you decided to throw one out of consideration.

- sanemi was meeting you at your estate to give you your gift before everyone else did. he hated being mushy in front of everyone and the fact that it was his gf’s birthday, he knew you probably wanted some alone time with him before anyone else arrived. he always liked your estate better than his if he had to be honest. yours actually had life and a personality unlike his.

- you were wearing your slayer outfit, not really finding any reason to get dressed up considering you hardly had outfits for occasions in the first place. it was hard to even go out as a hashira so you went with the safer route and wore your regular clothes. you even had small music playing in the background when sanemi arrived.

- you quickly opened the door, giving him a kiss as he walked inside. he saw the few things of foot sitting on the counter, ready to be consumed the minute everyone started to arrive. sanemi had offered to help you grab a few things from the top shelf that you couldn’t grab when he accidentally slipped on his own foot and landed against you

- “sanemi!” you screamed, grabbing him and making his impact be on you rather than the floor. he growled, mumbling how stupid the floor as you couldn’t help but start giggling. he rolled his eyes, about to start screaming at you when he realized the position he was in. his head was face first into your pushed titties as you were basically smothering him.

- it took you a while for you to understand but when you did, you knew to milk the situation as best as possible, “aww, is my poor baby flustered?” you mocked, pulling him closer to you. sanemi would have usually started screaming at you but this time, he fell into your trap and nodded as his hand reached over into your back and unclipped your bra, “nah but you will be.”

- sanemi pulled your hands away from him and basically reversed the situation, he was now towering over you, “we got a few minutes, figure this is the best time to teach you your lesson,” his smirk got even wider when you realized what he meant by that.

toshinori yagi (all might):

- you were waiting for toshi at home when you saw one of his all might uniforms in the closet. you knew you could get one of two reactions. one being an extremely emotional one or two, him completely being flustered. you knew reaction two would probably be the one so you shimmied yourself in and immediately saw yourself in the mirror, letting out a laugh.

- toshi was still at UA, probably either teaching or training midoriya so you figured what would a simple message do? not much harm. you wrapped yourself in the cape, not realizing how comfy his outfit was. the outfit was HUGE on you, basically spilling across the floor so after you took the few photos, you unclipped the cape and wore that around the house.

- you weren’t a pro hero, you weren’t really one to chase that dream as a child so you followed to be a nurse to help injured heroes instead. thats how you met toshi. you were tending to his injuries and he immediately fell the instant connection for you and after a few years of dating and him finally retiring, he settled down with you.

- toshi had saw the pictures you had sent him, a small blush crawling up his face when he saw his uniform on you. no one had ever put on his sacred uniform and the fact that you did and he was over the moon about it, he knew he just had to hurry home. he figured you would probably making dinner so he tried to rush back before it got cold.

- you were stirring the sauce when you heard the door opening. you grabbed the cape, making sure you didn’t trip over it and practically ran to the door to hug him. what you weren’t realizing was that toshi was setting his bag down when you went in for the hug. he hadn’t lost his balance but he wasn’t expecting the harsh embrace so suddenly.

- “toshi!” you said, hugging him tightly. he chuckled, happy that you were so excited to see him. that was until it dawned on him the position you had him in. his face was basically pushed in between your titties, practically suffocating him. he couldn’t lie and say he didn’t like it but he wasn’t able to breathe properly and you were showing no signs of letting him go.

- “can’t breathe,” he mumbled. you laughed, instantly pulling him away to see the blood coming out of his nose, “you’re wearing the cape,” he stated. you nodded excitedly, “it’s a lot warmer than i thought it would be! but lets go finish dinner, you’re here early and god knows whens the last time we cooked together,” you explained, grabbing his hand and taking him into the kitchen.

- maybe just maybe if toshi played his cards right, he could get a view of just the cape and nothing else underneath it. he did love seeing you in his colors after all.

mirai sasaki (sir nighteye):

- sir nighteye....he’s a bit on the harder side to catch with this bc mans is HUGE and he is kinda like a brick wall. hardly anything besides a good joke can break this mans composure and everyone knows it. all might, mirio, and bubble girl know it the best.

- it wasn’t that you were purposely trying to get him to flustered but you had to got out for an event with your family, one of which mirai had ultimately denied to attend bc he wanted to catch up on some sleep so he didn’t exactly catch you when you were on your way out. all he knew was that you were going to this event super dressed up.

- throughout the night, he was messaging you and could sense that you were getting progressively getting drunker. your texts weren’t coming in as quickly and when they were, they weren’t making any sense. your grammar was beyond horrible and some letters were lower case and others weren’t. he just knew you weren’t coming home sober tonight.

- you were walking inside your shared home, it was already late into the night as you figured mirai was probably well asleep. you on the other hand were extremely drunk, ready to continue to drink while you put on your headphones so you could vibe in your peace without disturbing mirai’s. the wine from the top shelf was going to a difficult job as you knew you were going to have to crawl to grab it.

- mirai had heard the rustling from the bedroom and knew what you were probably doing. he figured he should get out of bed before you ended up hurting yourself or fucking something up and accidentally hurt yourself then. he made his way down the stairs, shirtless and groggily when he saw you laughing and pouring wine into a plastic cup.

- “what are you doing?” he asked, his eyebrow lifting in confusion. you turned over to him and laughed, “wanted more wine! want some?” you asked through your slurred words. he shook his head playfully before grabbing the wine and the cup that it inside, “you gotta go to bed, you’re hangover is not going to be fun tomorrow!” he informed, setting everything down on the counter.

- you sighed before feeling an overwhelming sensation to hug him. you brought him down, hugging him instantly as you felt your arms basically crushing his neck. “mmm, i love you mirai,” you whispered, a laugh coming from your end. mirai was taken back, not expecting himself to be in that situation. he knew he could get himself out of that situation but he lowkey did enjoy being embraced in between your titties.

- “what a position we’re in,” he mumbled, kissing your titties every now and again. you giggled, kissing the top of his head, “take me upstairs mirai! i’ll let you take off my dress!” you informed as he nodded almost instantly and picked you up bridal style and basically booking it upstairs.

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horansqueen · 4 years ago

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Headlines - Chapter 5

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Ophélie

I had avoided Viktor as much as I could during that boring party and somehow, I felt like it was Niall's plan all along. I couldn't pretend I wasn't mad that I had to wander in a house I didn't know, surrounded by strangers, and all by myself, but it was better than spending the whole evening with Viktor and Niall. I had ended up locked in the bathroom, texting with Corey and searching for articles about Niall and I on google.

If I wanted to be honest, I would have never thought we would get so much attention from paps and I knew it was mostly because of how famous Niall was. I should have been happy but all I could think about was that I wanted to be known as a talented actress, not as 'Niall Horan's girlfriend' and It was bothering me.

He drove us home in silence and when we walked inside his apartment, my lips parted slightly. It was probably three times the size of mine and I grimaced, feeling slightly jealous, especially if I started thinking about my annoying roommate.

"Just make yourself at home." he let out without much enthusiasm as I glanced at him.

"Well I'm gonna need some clothes, if you have any that fits me." I pointed out as he let his keys fall on the coffee table. "And maybe I should take a shower."

He raised his eyebrows at me and I shrugged, looking away. "You told me to make myself at home, didn't you? Plus, I'm supposed to sleep here and there's no way I'll stay dirty in these clothes."

He sighed and disappeared in the hall as I watched him and I finally allowed myself to sit on his couch. It was comfortable but for some reason, I felt nervous. He normally finds all my attempts at annoying him quite funny but I could tell he was pissed because of Ruby. Even if I had pretended otherwise, I did know who she was, obviously, and I had felt a bit annoyed at the way they were blatantly flirting at the party. I was not really Niall's girlfriend but he had to pretend like I was, and seeing him ready to shag an other girl was not really reassuring for me. I was starting to regret agreeing to be in this mess.

He came back while I was lost in my thought and frowned slightly at me before licking his lips. "There's a towel along with sweatpants and a t-shirt in the bathroom. Second door to the right. Take your time."

I got up and walked past him before walking slowly in the hall. I quickly found the bathroom but it's the other door that really caught my attention. I peaked inside, feeling impressed by the size of his bed and how neat everything was, before looking behind me to make sure he was nowhere near. I leaned against the door frame, tempted to walk in but decided against it. I was always against invading people's intimacy and the fact that I couldn't stand him didn't mean I couldn't respect him.

I walked back to the bathroom and locked the door quickly. It took me a while to take my make up off and quickly jumped in the shower. It didn't take me long but I took the time to brush my hair and get dressed before walking back to the living room.

Niall was sitting on the couch, watching a movie, and when I walked in, he didn't send me a glance.

"Still mad at me because I ruined your plan to get laid?"

"You didn't ruin anything."

I didn't know if he meant that he didn't care if he actually had sex with her or if he thought he still had a chance but I decided I didn't want to know. I took a seat on the couch too, far enough not to be able to touch him but still not on the complete opposite of the couch. This time, he took the time to glance at me and I could have sworn he had raised his eyebrows.

"What, it's not the first time you see me without make up." I joked with a chuckle, referring to the very first time we met.

"It's the first time I see you wearing my clothes though."

"Yea that shirt is horrible. What is it, a medium?" I asked, raising my nose up. "I barely have boobs yet it's sticking to me and I'm not sure I like it."

He didn't answer and when I looked up in his eyes, there was an amused smile spread on his lips. "You complain all the fucking time, don't you?"

We remained in silence for a while but I was getting even more annoyed than I already was for having to spend the night at his place. He kept his smile on his lips and after a while, I just shook my head,

"You were literally flirting with that girl when you're supposed to act extra in love with me." I explained, trying to stay calm. "What did you even expect? You keep saying this needs to be credible and you go do that."

He sighed and looked down, losing his smile. Fucking finally. "You're right, I guess Viktor just pissed me off and... I wanted to stay away from her because clearly we had something going on before this PR thing but she found me and... it was a stupid idea."

I took this as some sort of apology and just nodded as he looked up in my eyes. I didn't know what Viktor had done but I knew it was probably vicious.

"Did you really sleep with him?" he added, making my eyebrows raise and my lips part. "Lewis thinks you didn't and that Viktor is just lying."

I felt a wave of affection for a man I had barely talked to, grateful that he didn't just took Viktor's words for the truth. That being said, I was not sure it was a good idea to have this conversation with Niall.

"And you? Did you really cheat on your ex girlfriend?"

Once again, he looked away and sighed, passing his hands in his hair. It messed it a bit and I hated to say it but it made him look cute.

"It's... complicated."

"That's a facebook status, not an answer." I replied, making him chuckle. "No really, I feel like we should get to know each other a bit. It'll probably be useful at some point."

"Did you even listen to my songs?"

"Uhm, I know some of the One Direction songs that played on the radio but that's about it." I admitted with a shrug, leaning against the couch. "But I knew who you guys were."

"Congratulations, you didn't live under a rock." he let out sarcastically, making me grimace again. "I could bet I was not your favorite."

"Harry was my favorite." I lied through my teeth, making him roll his eyes.

"If anyone asks, say it was me."

And it was. If I wanted to be honest, he had been the one who had caught my eyes at first sight, but when we met, I was a bit disappointed by who he really was. It was not like I was a big fan, but I liked what seemed to emanate from him. Not anymore. And now, he wanted me to tell the world how I worshipped the ground he walked on, even before we even met?

"You think it's fun for me?" I asked with a frown. "To be reduced to being Niall Horan's girlfriend, to lose who I am and read articles where they barely mention my name but print yours 10 times? I moved here to become an actress. I dropped everything I knew, everyone I loved, to come here and make my dream come true. And now what? I end up being only 'Niall Horan's girlfriend'? And then ex girlfriend? I'm more than just some girl gravitating around you."

He looked a bit surprised but in a good way. Still, I was mad and it made me realize how much I hated all of this, and that yes, he was annoying, and yes, I was doing this for my career, but it didn't mean that this whole thing was not hurting me in a way nothing else could, both emotionally and professionally.

"So instead to make me look like the crazy fan who ended up dating her idol while he tries to get in other women's pants, why aren't you the one acting a bit obsessed and in love with me?"

NIALL

Her tirade surprised me but I listened to everything she had to say without interrupting her. The more I spent time with this woman, the more I realized that I had no idea how to handle someone like her. She knew what she wanted or at least she pretended well, and even if she was a bit aggressive, it wasan interesting trait. She was not mesmerized by my charm or my status and that too was not something I was used to. I'm normally quite laid-back and down to earth, but I was used to people's reactions when they met me, at least most of the time.

"Okay, maybe I will, then."

"Good. Also," she added, her traits softening a bit. "You almost kissed me earlier. I specifically said I didn't want to."

"You're right, I'm sorry it was... a spur of the moment."

She sighed and rolled her eyes, shaking her head. "Well, I changed my mind."

I moved on my seat a bit, turning her way with a frown. I was not sure what she meant but the expression on her face was telling me she was a bit reluctant to explain it to me.

"I think we should get it over with." she added, making my lips part a bit. "We'll have to do it eventually, and.. I don't want our first time to be in front of people, it's too stressful."

I swallowed hard and licked my lips, shocked by the proposition and explanation she had just spilled, and it made me wonder if she did that before filming a kissing scene, too.

"You want us to kiss, right now?"

"I don't want it, I just think we should." she corrected me. "I'm leaving your house in the morning. Clearly, everyone will think that we had sex, shouldn't we at least get rid of the first kiss?"

"Are you trying to convince me to kiss you?" I could see in her facial expression that my question made her want to choke me with both her hands but she breathed in deeply and it made me grin. "Of course we can kiss, petal."

"I'm so happy we're in private right now and that I can tell you that you're a stuck-up little fucker and that I hate your face." she let out quickly, making me chuckle. "And that's for all the times you annoyed me in the past weeks."

Swiftly, she moved her hand up to show me her middle finger and tilted her head with a smirk. I wanted to engrave this image in my head forever because it totally represented her. It was the essence of who she was and even if it told me I shouldn't mess with her, I still wanted to.

I moved my upper body closer and grabbed her hand, pushing her finger down before holding her first in my hand gently. "Come on, move closer, will you?"

It took her a few seconds but she finally took her hand back slowly and slid on the couch. I could feel her thigh press against mine but I kept looking in her eyes. I always thought first kisses tasted better. It's all in the way you anticipate things, how you finally get to share something with someone you like, how you've been thinking about it before, imagining it and craving it. With Ophélie, it was clearly different. I had not imagined it, anticipated it, or even wanted it before. It would just be two mouths together and nothing more, and it made me wonder how it would feel like. Maybe it was something normal for her because of her job but it was not for me, and I started doubting my skills as my heart jumped in my chest, which was a first for me.

I don't know how long we stared at each other but she blinked a few times and it made me realize that all the times I had seen her from so close, she was wearing make up but at that exact moment, she was not, and I could clearly see the green of her eyes.

"What are you waiting for?" she whispered before licking her lips. "Do it, Horan."

I didn't nod or answer, I just moved closer and just when my lips brushed against hers, I closed my eyes. I kept my mouth pressed against hers for a few seconds before I grabbed her face, cupping her cheeks and deepening the kiss as I breathed in deeply through my nose. I felt something cross my whole body when her tongue pressed against mine and her hands reached my wrists as I spread my fingers on her cheeks, jaw and part of her neck. She tasted good, I couldn't deny it, like a mix of vodka and something I couldn't decipher, and my heart jumped in my chest when she let out a short whimper. I swallowed it, feeling her fingers grip my wrists a bit harder, and when I broke the kiss, I kept my face very close to hers, so close that I could feel her breath hit gently my chin.

"How's that for a first kiss?" I asked in a whisper, bringing one of my thumb down to brush on her bottom lip.

It didn't make me feel the excitement I normally felt when it came to first kisses but I couldn't say it was not pleasant, because it really was, and it made me realize that kissing my ex girlfriend didn't feel good at all anymore. The fact that I preferred the kiss I had just shared with Ophélie proved a lot, especially that I literally couldn't stand her.

"Are you doubting your skills?" he murmured, an amused smile drawing slowly on her lips.

I chuckled, my eyes never leaving hers. "No." I smiled more and pulled away a bit more. "I heard you moan."

"I'm an actress, Niall." she argued, shrugging.

"Yeah, okay, keep lying to yourself."

She rolled her eyes but she couldn't erase the smile on her face and it made me smile too. Without discussing it, we both turned to the tv and I started a new movie. We didn't talk, we just tried to focus on the comedy playing, but neither of us was laughing, even when it was supposed to be funny. She kept glancing at me and even if I didn't want to admit it, I was doing the exact same thing.

I couldn't believe I had just kissed this fucking annoying girl and that I actually enjoyed it to some extent. It was fucking me up and making me mad at the same time. I knew it was good for our fake relationship, knowing that our kisses were credible, but I didn't want to like it : I wanted to dislike everything she was, and everything she did. I also wanted to hate how she tasted, but I didn't.

I didn't remember falling asleep but I woke up in the middle of the night and groaned low. My neck hurt because of the way I had slept and my heart jumped up in my throat in surprise when I realized Ophélie's head was leaned against my shoulder. Her hair smelled like my shampoo but her skin smelled different, something that reminded me of waffles or something sweet like that. She whimpered low and moved in her sleep, leaning even more against me. Her nose brushed against my neck and I held my breath, not really knowing why.

I frowned when I realized her hair was hiding her face and slowly, I brought my hand to her cheek, pushing a lock of her hair behind her ear. Her lips were slightly parted and she was snoring lightly, but I didn't dare to wake her up.

I knew I had to act like I was in love with her even if I was not, and I knew that we both couldn't stand each other, but at that exact moment, with her sleeping against me on my couch after our first (fake) kiss, I surprised myself thinking that this whole war between us was just going to hurt us in the long run. I wanted to give up, to try and be friends with her, to apologize for the way I acted... but I knew this feeling would be gone in the morning. I knew that she would be annoying, rude, and a pain in my ass as soon as she'd wake up, and when the sun would come up, I knew I'd be ready to keep that war going just for the sole purpose of pissing her off, like it was some sort of goal for me.

"You are the most annoying person I have ever met." I confessed in a whisper, looking down at her sleeping figure. "When I think of you, it literally makes me want to run away. I don't even know why I haven't burned that contract yet. I smile when you're being a bitch but I just want to scream. I never met someone who could make me lose my shit the way you do."

I stopped talking but she didn't even move and after a while, I sighed. It felt good to let that out, even if I knew she hadn't heard me, but even if i meant every word, I still felt slightly guilty for my words. I didn't know why, but I stared at her for a while. I stared at her until I couldn't keep my eyes open again, but even before falling asleep, I whispered.

"Good night, petal."

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ymirgf · 4 years ago

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Ouhh I loved ur HCS omfg

Could you do one of the AOT boys on where their fav date spot would be ?

Thank uuu 💓💓💞

aot boys favorite date spot!

A/N: tysm for ur requests i forgot to check my inbox so sorry if you’ve been waiting long i’ll try my best to make this good :)

ft. (timeskip armin,jean,connie,eren,levi plus porco,onyankopon,niccolo and pretimeskip eren)

cw: fluff

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armin: i feel like armin would love to go to a place w like a water view, i feel like he’d love seeing the boats and stuff pass by while talking to you and it’d be so cute to see him fixated on the water i think heres a example of what the view would look like!

smth like that !!

connie:

i feel like connie would love to go to an arcade w you, just to try and show you off and win you stuff. i think he’d act silly by winning stuff like funny glasses and wearing them for you, he’s so cute ughh. i think he’d get mad at kids taking to long at the games or being a brat and he’d have to try his best not to cuss them out.

jean:

i think jean would love taking you to a carnival, esp at night bc of all the pretty lights he’d think it’s romantic. he’d wanna go to that part with all the wacky mirrors and he’d make silly faces waving his hands above his ears. oh and those shooting games w like the water that comes out he’d love those and would get the biggest prize for you just to make you happy.

eren:

i feel like erens rlly into escape rooms for some reason, and thats his prefered place to go on dates. you do spend a lot of time together and he likes showing off his brains, and if he succeeded he’d brag abt it for quite the time. s4 eren though i think he’d still b into escape rooms but he’d do them more quietly and just hold your hand and talk lowly and if he wins he wouldn’t brag abt it.

levi:

i think levi would like going to a museum or aquarium, he’d like how it’s more calm and quiet except if annoying kids are there, he’d just scowl at them and roll his eyes. other then that he’d like to silently hold your hand as you guys walk through the place, and he’d always listen to you if you were rambling on abt something you found facisinating, he’d think it’s cute how you could go on abt something you’re passionate about he doesn’t show it much though.

porco:

oh porco would love going to a waterpark with you so much, during the slides he’d have you on his lap and hold your hips while going down. if you screamed on the ride he’d most likely laugh at you i think, but overall i think he’d love seeing you smiling and laughing and just being silly w him.

onyankopon:

i feel onyankopon would like taking you to hanted houses, he’d try to hold his laughter if you got scared and screamed but sometimes he can’t keep it in. he thinks it’s cute how you’d fling on to him when your scared. the thought of you guys walking out together with you looking like you almost pissed your pants and him covering his mouth, trying to not to laugh makes him want to laugh even more. although he loves seeing the fake monsters try and scare him i think he’d copy what they said back to be an ass. he loves going through the haunted houses though, the decorations are somewhat pretty to him he likes the effort they put in.

niccolo:

nicolo would love taking you to cooking classes it’s not that he can’t cook he obviously can but i feel like he would like to try and learn new things and try and teach you as well. he would feel proud when the teacher there praised him for doing such a good job, he might even say smth cheesy like “couldn’t have done it without my partner” or something. if there were other people in the class and they were struggling i feel like he’d try his hardest to not laugh, he’d help if it were a different case but when it comes to classes like this he sees it almost as a competition, and gets rlly competitive it’s so cute to see him so focused.

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I HOPE I DID A GOOD JOB I TRIED MY BEST LMK IF U LIKED THEM OR NOT :)

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