#poor isabelle

[darylscigarettesmoke]

me after reading countless Daryl Dixon Season 2 reviews that tell me they butchered my favorite male, very special, hero for a misogynistic tv-trope-show

just punch me in the face, that’d hurt less

[bailadeluna]

seasmoke basically bullied addam into bonding with him

[stray-tickles]

K but April fools day just after Lovelace shows up. She's deep in serious business mode and Minkowski thinks surely, SURELY Eiffel wouldn't pull any dumb pranks with the legit situation they're dealing with.

He does. Lovelace walks into getting like, pied in the face or something, and it wasn't intended to hit her, and she fully dies laughing. Opens a comms channel still giggly like 'Alright, who's the wise guy?' Eiffel panics BC he didn't think she COULD fall for that and stutters out apologies until she cuts him off like 'Count your days, Officer Eiffel.'

[initialsaint]

over halfway through city of glass and simon deserves a veterans discount after the way everyone in this series has treated him. especially women. man is traumatised for life

[the-mortal-incorrects]

Isabelle: Hey, what time is it?

Jace: I don't know. Pass me that trombone and I'll find out.

Jace: [blasts trombone]

Alec: Who the FUCK is playing the trombone at TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?

Jace: It's 2AM.

Clary: ...figured.

[your-mommy-ems]

me when i remember the things i joke about actually happened to me: 😀😶😦

[fllpflop]

its actually so fucked up and crazy that isabel has like zero significant relationships with any women in her life outside of her mother

[cuntarinas]

@waywate :   ❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

HIS WORDS WERE IMMEDIATELY MET WITH AN EYEROLL   AS THE VOICE OF THE MAN FILLED THE AIR BETWEEN THEM AS OPPOSED TO THE PERSON SHE'S EXPECTING.   did olympia move?   certainly, she'd tell cat, wouldn't she?   “   oh, don't be so smug, i'm  not  here for  you.   ”   catarina huffed a sigh as she sent a text and was informed that its recipient's phone was on  do not disturb.   typical olympia.   “   i was actually looking for a friend of mine, but i guess she moved, considering  you're  here now and i don't quite think her self-esteem is low enough to entertain you.   ”

[luvrism777]

no no oh fuck no i can’t i’m gonna cry

[jonahmagnus]

characterization that was assumed to be right back then but as you get more development the fanbase is still stuck on the old very popular view of you

Bashes my head into the wall

[grusinskayas-archive]

"You speak brazilian now?" "Yes!"

Isabelle Huppert and Lolita Chammah in Copacabana (2010) dir. Marc Fitoussi

[krejong]

Ich werde euch gerne alle mitteilen, dass ich fürchte, dass ich mich von diesem 'in dir' Kommentar nie wieder erholen werde

[the-mortal-incorrects]

Simon: How are we going to defeat Valentine and Sebastian? Any ideas, Jace? Jace: I’m not meant to come up with ideas. I’m the hot one! Isabelle: Okay, but I thought I was meant to be the hot one? Clary: You are both wrong. I am most definitely the hot one. I can do runes! Jace: Clary does have a point, but she is below 1.70 tall, so she doesn’t count as a person. Isabelle: I am taller than you, Jace. Does that confirm me as the hot one? Alec: [clears throat] Nobody cares. But just to clarify things, I’m the tallest one here, so by your logic… Simon: The world may be about to end, but I would gladly let it all burn just to see this conversation die with it.

[antistudyblr]

little known fact: the p in PhD actually stands for poverty. reagan had it changed in the 80s

[phagodyke]

we watched possession 1981 I'm even less normal now..... 🤭

[piedoesnotequalpi]

"I'm...Michael! That's my name!