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[blackest-space]

You know it's bad when you hear a F/O's voice, and you literally fall to your knees, grasping at the nearest wall or piece of furniture for support. God, it's embarrassing. Be it official or fan-made, the moment the funny blorbo opens their mouth, you collapse like a Shakespearean romantic swooning over the dame of their heart. Awful. Horrid. Humiliating. And yet, I can't get enough.

[solar-wing]

⚣ It's Not A Competition 🥇

⚣👊🏻 A/N → SURPRISE! double post today! I've been wanting to do a Clark Kent post forever but never had any good ideas. Then, this popped into my mind. Also, I'm really trying to clear out my drafts and any old requests. WARNINGS: Canon-Typical Violence | Jealousy | Established Relationship

⚣👊🏻 Summary → Dark Knight this and Dark Knight that. What about Superman?! He's also a great hero! Better than Batman, at least. The guy doesn't even have powers. But that's what makes him more interesting and cool, according to Y/N. And frankly, Clark has had quite enough and intends to show him why Superman is way better than Batman.

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Clark just didn’t get it.

Why was it that Y/N was so obsessed with Batman and not Superman? All the young reporter ever talked about was the Dark Knight and how he was so cool and mysterious. Going on and on about his awesome gadgets and the fact that he had no powers, which made him so interesting.

Clark very much would beg to differ.

“You know, Superman can shoot lasers out of his eyes, and I heard he can move faster than the speed of sound,” Clark pointed out while walking with Y/N down the sidewalk. They decided to go out for lunch and since the Daily Planet was so close to one of Y/N's favorite restaurants downtown, he figured, why not just walk together?

“Clark, not this again,” Y/N chuckled while sipping his drink.

“I’m sorry, you just always talk about how great Batman is, and I’m not saying he’s bad, but I don’t get how he’s better than Superman?”

“You know, you’re starting to sound like Lois with all your Superman praise and comparison.”

“Well, she’s not wrong. I mean, come on. What can Batman do that Superman can’t?” Clark asked, looking down at his boyfriend while waiting for an answer.

“Batman’s quicker on his feet. He thinks of solutions faster and more creatively than what I’ve seen from Superman. Plus, he’s resourceful. The guy’s got a freaking jet. The only people I could think of that own jets and planes and all the crazy gadgets he has would probably be Lex Luthor or Bruce Wayne.”

Clark tried not to react to the irony of that statement, rather focusing on how he could combat that logic even though it was true. He had to admit that his comrade, whether in the field or in practice, was very good at analyzing a situation and using whatever he had around him to his advantage.

Still, it didn’t mean he was better than him.

“Well, Superman can also fly, and as many have witnessed, is crazy strong.”

“Yes, he is. But if Batman can afford a jet, I’m pretty sure he can afford a jetpack, too. Plus, we all know how strong Superman is, some more than others. Their insurance claims can definitely speak to how strong he is.”

That last line Y/N said was more so to himself than as a statement to Clark. However, it didn’t take away the slight sting from his words, considering how true they were.

“So you’re saying Superman is reckless and bad at his job or something?” Clark accused.

“What? No, I’m not saying that at all. Why are you getting so defensive about this? You’re acting as if you know the guy. Wait, do you know him?” Y/N asked, now looking up at his giant of a boyfriend.

Sometimes, he wondered what kind of genes ran in Clark’s family. It was a bit of a puzzle to Y/N why the six-foot-something man was in journalism rather than something that seemed more his speed, like fitness or athletics.

“No, of course not. I just don’t think it’s fair or even logical to compare Superman to someone like Batman, considering what each of them has respectfully achieved, not to mention the state of their cities and everything. I mean, have you ever been to Gotham before?” Clark asked, doing his best to not draw any more curiosity or suspicion out of the younger male.

Not that he was doing a good job of that in the first place.

Clark just wished he could’ve shown Y/N why Superman was better than Batman. They’d only been dating for a few months so it wasn’t reasonable or even smart for the Kryptonian to consider revealing his identity to him, no matter how much he wanted to.

“Clark, it’s not a competition. You know that, right?” Y/N said, placing his hand on Clark’s arm.

They paused in their steps, Clark looking down at the gentle hand lying across his forearm before looking up into the eyes that always put him under a spell. He smiled to himself, thinking of the fact that even if Y/N favored Batman over Superman, Clark was still the real winner, because he had him.

He took his hand in his own, doing his best to contain his excitement pulse at the feeling of his larger hand surrounding the smaller one in his grip. Y/N was still a male, so his hand wasn’t dainty or small by any means, but compared to Clark’s, it might as well have been.

“Yeah, I know. Sorry, I got a little bit crazy.” Clark apologized with a small kiss on the shorter man’s hand causing a slight blush to appear on the smaller male’s cheeks.

“It’s ok. Besides, I like a little bit of crazy. Keeps things interesting.” Y/N said before continuing their walk towards Clark’s place of work.

‘You have no idea,’ Clark thought to himself as he followed behind, letting himself be tugged along.

They returned to the Daily Planet to find everywhere in a buzz, chattering excitedly with each other as various individuals were either running to the bathroom with pouches of makeup and skincare and others at their desks touching up their hair and clothes.

“What’s going on?” Clark asked aloud as he strode into the office while still holding Y/N’s hand.

“Was it like this when we left?” His boyfriend asked, chuckling at the comical movements and gestures of the rushing to get re-ready for whatever was happening.

“No, it was actually the opposite,” The reporter stated before eventually spotting Lois at her desk, who was also touching up her makeup and hair. He made his way over to the desk area, narrowly avoiding multiple people rushing while pulling Y/N closer to him to keep him from getting bumped into.

“Lois, what’s going on?”

“Oh, hey, Smallville. Hello, Y/N. Didn’t you both get the emergency email Perry sent to everyone earlier?” She said in her usual fast-paced, business tone while curling her eyelashes.

“No, We were at lunch. What was the email about?”

“Oh, Clark. Must I always have to save your butt?” Lois said before handing her phone over to the man, Y/N chuckling behind him at the comment.

Clark threw him a look while Y/N did his best to keep a neutral face before reading over the email.

“Bruce Wayne is coming to the Daily Planet?”

Y/N's eyes went comically large at the mention, immediately jumping to read the email for himself, “No way!”

Lois smirked to herself before grabbing her phone back from the man, while Clark just stared at his boyfriend in jealous shock from his excited outburst. “Yep. Wayne Enterprises has announced its support of various major liberal movements and is donating large proceeds to different organizations calling for massive change in the nation. And with this being an election year, many political figures and business entities are feeling a little uneasy at this sudden new support from the tech giant. And yours truly, landed the exclusive interview with him to get all the nitty and gritty details .”

Y/N’s eyes were almost bugging out of his head, before he ran to the bathroom himself, snatching his hand from Clark’s who looked desperately after him.

“Dammit, Bruce.” The reporter growled under his breath.

“You say something?” Lois asked while powdering her nose.

“No,” Clark responded gruffly, an irritated glint in his eye before walking to his own desk.

After everyone has ridiculously made themselves extra presentable, including Y/N much to Clark’s annoyance, the pair stand outside the room with a few others, watching through the glass pane walls as the interview is broadcast live to the entire nation. Lois asked Mr. Wayne various questions, ranging from his real intentions behind his charitable donations to whether he was looking to begin any political endeavors and win the favor of the public.

Bruce answers every question with confidence and suaveness, leaving no room for questions about his actions, and denies any political motivations. Y/N watched impressed from the other end while Clark just looked around with a grim and irritated look, his arms crossed as he listened to the interview and watched his boyfriend fanboy over his secret comrade.

“Well, you certainly seem like the charming and noble benefactor, Mr. Wayne. I can see why you're known as ‘Gotham’s Favorite Son.’ I have to ask though, even if you truly have no political ambitions, aren’t you worried that these donations and announcements along with the unwavering stance you’ve taken on these political topics will inevitably place a target on you?” Lois asked, notepad and pen sitting with poise and precision, ready to take down every little thing the billionaire said.

“Wow, I can see why she’s so respected. She’s nailing this interview.” Y/N commented.

Clark nodded to that. Even if he wasn’t feeling the most agreeable at the moment, he’d always give hats off to Lois’ skills. The woman was a powerhouse when it came to this stuff.

“Well, first off, thank you for your earlier comment. I don’t think of myself as anyone’s favorite, but even I can’t control what the public says or does,” Bruce responded with his ever-so-billion-dollar smile, earning a laugh from Lois and probably every other American tuning into this broadcast, including Y/N.

Clark, however, wasn’t impressed. He’d heard funnier.

“But, to answer your question,” Bruce continued, “...any move in the business or even the political world I imagine can be considered a risky one. I’m not going to pretend that my decisions have made some very happy, and others very unhappy. That’s life. You can’t please everyone. But, to sit and accept things as the way they are for fear of retaliation or backlash is misery in itself. I believe anyone who doesn’t speak up for what they truly believe or want for fear of ‘rocking the boat’ is just content with living in their own misery. And, let me be clear before I’m canceled—I know the meaning behind that now thanks to my kids, particularly my two youngest sons—I’m not saying someone who’s genuinely content and happy with where they are is included in this. I’m specifically talking to those who want change, and want to create a better world, but are waiting for others to do it for them.”

Despite its clichéness, many in the hall gave a small clap to the CEO’s words, Y/N looking thoroughly impressed himself.

“Wow, he really is an inspiring man,” Y/N commented.

“He’s alright,” Clark said in response.

Y/N gave the taller man a suspicious side look, “Alright, what’s going on with you? You’ve been standing there pouting

since this interview started. What, do you not like Bruce Wayne or something?"

Clark sighed before looking down at his boyfriend. It was true, he wasn't really liking the guy at the moment. But, it was just because he was so jealous. He didn’t like how Y/N was looking at him, or how he was talking about him.

It wasn't fair.

The reporter wanted Y/N to be looking at him and only him like that, and he wanted his attention and affection, and he wanted him to only talk about him like that. It was petty, and it was selfish, but Clark didn’t care.

He just wanted Y/N to only admire Clark Kent. not Bruce Wayne.

Only Superman, not Batman.

Despite Y/N's earlier words about it not being a competition, Clark knew the truth. It was a competition, one he was not planning on losing.

"No, I don't not like him. I'm just not that impressed, is all. He's not a superhero." Clark said.

"Neither is Lex Luthor. But, that doesn't stop the public from making him the villain in his story. I'm sure there's a lot more to Bruce Wayne than the media is letting on."

"Oh, trust me. There's more to him than what meets the eye," Clark mumbled to himself as the interview was getting ready to wrap up.

"Well, on behalf of the Daily Planet, I'd like to thank you for joining us today. Your words are certainly ones that will not go unheard by many. I look forward to—"

Before Lois could finish speaking, the lights in the building suddenly went out, leaving the office pitch black. A few people in the hall gasp, Y/N instinctively grabbing Clark's arm, who in turn places his hand over the smaller man's own.

"What's going on?" Someone asks.

"I don't know. It's almost like a blackout, but it can't be because we have backup generators. They should've turned it on by now." Another responded.

"Clark, what's going on?" Y/N asked toward his boyfriend, who was holding the smaller male closer to him out of instinct.

"I'm not exactly sure..."

Just as he said that, the lights came back on, and everyone was looking around confused as to what the source of the blackout was.

"Oh my god!" One of the people in the hall screamed suddenly as everyone turned back towards the interview room. Inside the room, some members of the crew suddenly had masks with insignias covering their faces on them. One of them was behind Lois holding a dagger to her neck while another stood to the side, pointing a gun directly at Bruce's head.

"I'm so sorry to interrupt, Ms. Lane," The individual in the middle of the room said, "But, this interview isn't over just yet."

"Who the hell are you people?!" Lois asked, fear and anger in her eyes as the blade was held to her neck.

"Wouldn't you like to know? As for Mr. Wayne, we're going to have a little chat. I suggest you and your friends don't follow or intervene. Otherwise, this broadcast won't be the only thing getting cut" The masked individual threatened, nodding to Lois.

"Don't you dare touch her," Bruce warned, his expression serious, as he got ready to stand.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you, Mr. Wayne. We wouldn't want anything bad to happen, now would we? Especially with all of America watching right now."

Bruce sat back down, knowing that his opponent was right. He couldn't let them hurt Lois, and he certainly couldn't risk any lives in this room.

"Don't worry, Mr. Wayne. We'll make this quick," The leader said as one of the other masked goons went to lock the door that led inside the interview room.

"Clark, we have to do something," Y/N said, his heart racing a mile a minute.

"I know. Stay here. I'll be back." Clark said before running off, leaving the smaller male alone.

"What? Clark, wait! Where are you going?" Y/N called after him, but the taller man didn't hear him, already too far away.

'What the hell is he doing?' Y/N thought to himself before turning his attention back towards the situation in front of him.

As Clark rounded the corner and made his way down the hallway, he made sure no one was watching him before he ran as fast as he could into the supply closet. Once inside, he quickly changed into his suit before taking off through the backdoor.

"So, how does it feel knowing that you're on the side of the wrong? How does it feel knowing that no matter what you do, you'll never be able to fix the mess you made? All the lives lost because of you," The masked man asked Bruce, who was sitting calmly in his chair, his eyes not showing an ounce of fear.

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"Of course you don't. None of you wealthy elites do. You don't know the pain and suffering your companies and your products cause to others. You don't know the misery you cause. Well, allow us to show you." The man said before signaling his partners.

One of them immediately moved and grabbed a hold of the camera, pointing it directly at the masked man in the center.

"Hello, Metropolis. And hello, America. If you're watching this, that means you're just as much a part of this as we are. if you've been sitting here listening to the lies and promises of a better world by this man and his kind, you are as much a part of his schemes as he is. It is because of people like him that we have the world we live in. It's because of people like him that so many of us suffer. It's because of people like him that the world will only continue to rot and decay until there is nothing left but a pile of ashes. But, we will not be the ones who burn. We will not be the ones who lose. We will not be the ones who suffer, not anymore. Today, we fight back. Today, we will show the world that we will not be silenced, we will not be oppressed. We will not allow the likes of him and his kind to continue to control us anymore with false promises of a better tomorrow while lining their own pockets. Today, we say enough is enough. Today, we rise. Today, we will take back what is rightfully ours. Today, we take back our freedom and our lives from the rich and corrupt." The man spoke, his words filled with conviction and determination, but also hatred and poison as he stared deep into the camera.

"And if any of you try to stop us, then you will be considered just as guilty as the rest of them. We will not be silenced. We will not be ignored. And if you think that the likes of Batman and Superman will save you, I wouldn't be too sure of that..."

As soon as the leader was done with his speech, the sound of the glass shattering was heard as Superman broke through the windows, flying into the room before stopping directly in front of the man holding the camera.

"But, I am..." The Man of Steel said, shooting a laser beam at the dagger being held by the goon threatening Lois. He immediately dropped the blade as it became too hot, giving the Daily Planet reporter the opportunity she needed to escape his hold.

"Bastards," She cursed, turning around and delivering a kick to the masked man's groin.

He groaned out in pain, falling to the floor before Lois punched him in the face, knocking him out.

Superman turned his attention back toward the masked man standing in the center, "I believe it's time for you to take a hike."

"Not yet. We still have unfinished business," The man said before signaling his other henchman. The man immediately aimed his gun at the Kryptonian, firing shot after shot into him.

Superman stood his ground as the bullets hit him, before eventually, the gun ran out.

"You're right. This is definitely the end," Superman said as he flew toward the man, knocking him out before he could reload his gun.

As Superman finished off the last of the henchmen, the leader turned back towards the camera, "Sorry, Superman. But, the damage has already been done. I hope you enjoyed this little taste of what's to come."

Before the Kryptonian could stop him, the man took out a smoke bomb, throwing it onto the ground and covering the room in a cloud of smoke.

"Crap," Superman cursed, unable to see as the man escaped.

As the smoke began to clear, Bruce took out his phone, "Alfred, I need you to track this signal."

"Understood, sir. I've also informed the police and they're on their way," Alfred responded.

"Good," Bruce said before turning back towards the room.

The actual camera crew was not out in the hall, hugging their co-workers who were all relieved at their safety. The broadcast was cut from the air, but there was no doubt every TV station from here to San Francisco was talking about it. Y/N was standing nearby, his eyes filled with awe and admiration as he stared up at Superman.

There was something oddly familiar about him.

...

Nah.

"That was incredible, Mr. Wayne," Lois said.

"I could say the same thing about you. I'm glad you're ok."

Lois smiled at him, "You were worried about me?"

"Of course. Why wouldn't I?" Bruce asked, a small smile forming on his lips.

Lois blushed slightly before turning back to look at Superman, who was now standing right in front of the two.

"Thank you for the save, Superman," Lois said, extending her hand out to the Kryptonian.

"My pleasure," Superman said, shaking the woman's hand before his attention was drawn toward Bruce who just gave him an appreciative nod. Though the look in his eyes signaled they would definitely be communicating about things later.

As Bruce and Lois moved towards the hallway, Lois spotted Y/N who was standing close to the door peeking inside.

"Oh Y/N, there you are! Thank goodness, you're alright." Lois said, walking over to him and hugging him.

"Yeah, I'm ok. Are you?" He asked, looking up at the woman.

"I'm fine. I'm tougher than I look."

"That's good to hear. And, it's good to see you’re okay as well Mr. Wayne. That was scary." Y/N said, turning his attention to the billionaire.

"Yes, I'm glad I'm alright, too," Bruce said, his attention on Y/N.

"Oh, Bruce Wayne, this is Y/N L/N. He's one of our upcoming new reporters along with Clark Kent, who you've met before." Lois said, introducing the two.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Wayne," Y/N said, extending his hand out.

Bruce took it, giving the younger man a firm handshake, "The pleasure is all mine."

As the two looked at each other, Clark was standing nearby, his gaze focused on the two, his fists clenched.

'I swear to Rao...' He thought to himself, jealousy coursing through his body as he watched the two interact.

"So, Mr. Wayne, what do you think that was all about?" Y/N asked.

Bruce turned to look at the woman, an amused eyebrow raised, "He must be getting trained by you," He said, sparking a laugh from Lois and another eye roll from the Kryptonian before flying off, "And please, call me Bruce. Mr. Wayne makes me feel old."

"Bruce, then. What do you think that was all about?" Y/N asked again.

"Well, I can't be certain, but based on their words and their actions, I'd say they were a group of anarchists."

"Anarchists?"

"Yes. They're not an uncommon group. Many people are growing tired of the way things are in this country. With the state of the economy and the government, it's only a matter of time before things begin to boil over."

"So, you think this is going to happen more often?"

"I'm not sure. But, I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of them."

Y/N nodded his thoughts on the events that had transpired earlier.

"Y/N!" Clark called, interrupting the conversation.

"Clark, there you are! You had me worried sick," The smaller male said while hugging his boyfriend, missing the sharp look the taller man was throwing at the billionaire.

"I just went to alert the building security and the police. Seems everything turned alright though since Superman showed up," Clark said, wrapping an arm around the younger man's waist while still giving a side eye to Bruce who was watching with amusement.

"Yes, thank goodness he did. I'm sure we all owe him a huge thanks for his services."

"Yes, indeed we do. But, unfortunately, I must be going now. It was a pleasure meeting you, Y/N." Bruce said, extending his hand once more to the younger man, who took it, shaking it gently.

"It was a pleasure meeting you, too."

Bruce smiled at him before turning back to Lois, "And it was a pleasure seeing you again, Lois."

"Likewise, Mr. Wayne."

Bruce smirked, "I do believe we're a bit past the formalities now, Lois. Please, call me Bruce."

"Of course. Bruce." The woman replied, her tone flirty and her expression coy.

Y/N noticed this and turned to look at Clark, whose expression was blank as he looked on.

"Will do, Lois. I look forward to our next meeting," Bruce said before stopping in front of Clark.

"Good seeing you as well Clark, as short-lived as it was," Bruce said, extending his hand out for a handshake.

Clark reluctantly took it, the handshake lasting longer than was necessary.

"Likewise," Clark replied.

Bruce nodded, his eyes giving the reporter a knowing look before he was escorted out by security.

Once the billionaire was out of sight, Clark and Y/N decided to leave as well, making their way towards the elevator.

"Well, that was a crazy day," Y/N said.

"Yeah, tell me about it."

"Do you think Bruce Wayne knows Batman?"

Clark stopped mid-step, a shocked expression on his face as he looked down at his boyfriend.

"Are you serious right now? You can't be serious?" The taller man said with an indignant expression.

"What?"

"You're still thinking of Batman after Superman just came and saved everyone?"

"Well, yeah. I mean, he's a hero too. They both are. Besides, Superman is always getting most of the credit, don't you think? It would make sense if they were working together. You know, the world's greatest detective and the world's greatest hero, solving crime and catching the bad guys. Wouldn't that be so cool?" Y/N asked, his eyes gleaming with excitement at the thought.

"No, not really. I don't see why that would be a good idea," Clark said, rolling his eyes.

Y/N sighed, "Clark, remember what we talked about earlier about it not being a competition?"

Clark looked down at the smaller man, his eyes filled with frustration, "Yeah, but it doesn't mean you have to obsess over Batman. Superman is just as obsessed-worthy!"

"Clark, seriously, what is up with you? It's not like I want to marry him or something."

"You're acting like you want to," Clark mumbled under his breath.

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Look, Clark. I'm not going to say I'm not a fan of Batman. I mean, I think he's cool. But, that doesn't mean that I'm not a fan of Superman either. I'm a fan of both of them. I think they're both great heroes, and I think they both do good work."

"But, you don't think that Batman is cooler, or that he's better than Superman?" Clark asked, his expression pleading.

"I mean, I guess. But, why does that matter? Why are you so hung up about this?"

"Because, I—" Clark started before stopping, knowing he was about to give away his identity.

"You what?"

"I just want you to think of me, is all," Clark said, looking down at the ground, feeling a bit embarrassed.

Y/N's heart softened at the confession, the older man looking like a little kid who just got his favorite toy taken away. He stepped forward, cupping the taller man's face in his hands, causing him to look up.

"Clark, I do think about you. I think about you all the time and I love how protective you are of me. Whether I like Batman or Superman more isn't going to change that" Y/N said, trying his best to ease his boyfriend's fears.

"Promise?" Clark asked.

Y/N chuckled, "I promise."

"Good," Clark smiled while leaning down to place a kiss against his boyfriend's lips, "You should still like Superman more."

Y/N rolled his eyes, "Sure thing, Clark. I'll work on that."

"Thank you."

"Whatever. Now come on, we now have a celebratory date to go on." Y/N said as he grabbed Clark's hand.

"What are we celebrating?" Clark asked with a laugh as he was pulled towards the elevator.

It was always adorable watching the smaller male pull Clark around like it was nothing.

"Surviving our first criminal encounter together," Y/N said while hitting the first-floor button.

"First?"

"Honey, we live in a city with sky-high insurance because a superhero lives here. You really think this will be the last?"

He definitely doesn't.

☀️ | Clark Kent/Superman | ☀️

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[dioslesbianwife]

Im cramping so bad so here are some headcannons for jojo villains with a reader on their period. gender neutral with both platonic and romantic versions since they’d react differently depending on their relationship to you.

Jofoe x reader period headcannons ❤️

Dio

Platonic 💛

At first, Dio doesn’t understand why you’re complaining about something “so trivial.” He brushes off any mention of your discomfort, deeming it insignificant compared to all the stuff he’s got going on.

If you’re visibly suffering, though, he may begrudgingly help to stop the “nuisance.” He’d demand that someone else take care of you but claim credit for your recovery.

His solutions are dramatic, like offering eternal life as a vampire so you can “escape the flaws of your mortal body.”

Romantic ❤️

Dio is a lot more attentive once he learns how your cycle affects you. He may not seem like the caring type, but he enjoys asserting control by anticipating your needs.

He’ll have the finest blankets, teas, and even servants at your disposal, all while smugly saying, “You’re quite fortunate I’m feeling so generous.”

If you’re in pain, he might sit by your side, stroking your hair while reminding you that you’re strong for enduring such hardships. He thrives on seeing you depend on him.

Kars

Platonic 💛

Kars doesn’t fully understand the human menstrual cycle at first, but once it’s explained, he treats it like any other biological function. He’s clinical and logical about it, seeing it as a part of nature.

He’ll offer you practical advice on managing your symptoms, even if it comes across as a bit cold or detached.

If you’re in pain, he’ll analyze the cause and recommend efficient solutions, but he won’t coddle you or act overly sympathetic.

Romantic ❤️

Kars views your period as another aspect of your human body. He admires how it functions and even praises you for enduring this.

He’ll use his knowledge of ancient remedies to try and figure out a better solution. You’ll feel cared for without him making a big show of it.

If you’re emotional, he’ll listen without judgment and offer calm, reassuring words, but don’t expect him to engage in overly sentimental gestures.

Yoshikage Kira

Platonic 💛

Kira tries to stay as far away from the topic as possible. He’s incredibly uncomfortable discussing anything “messy” or “unsightly.”

If you’re struggling, though, he’ll quietly leave painkillers or a hot water bottle where you can find them, all while pretending he doesn’t know anything about it.

He’s polite but distant, avoiding conversations about how you feel unless absolutely necessary.

Romantic ❤️

Kira becomes uncharacteristically attentive when it comes to your comfort. He’ll ensure everything you need (pads, tampons, cups, whatever hygiene product you use) is clean, organized, and within reach.

He’s not good at overt affection, but he’ll show his care by preparing warm baths, stocking your favorite snacks, and keeping the house quiet so you can rest.

If you’re emotional, he might struggle to empathize but will do his best to soothe you with calm, measured words.

Diavolo

Platonic 💛

Diavolo finds the concept of menstruation irritating, he sees it as another weakness. He doesn’t understand why it bothers you so much.

He’s dismissive at first, telling you to “push through” and focus on more important matters. However, if your discomfort is a hindrance, he’ll grudgingly offer help to “fix the problem.”

Expect him to throw high end solutions at you, like designer heating pads or rare herbal remedies, more out of impatience than genuine concern.

Romantic ❤️

Diavolo softens slightly in a romantic context. He becomes much more aware of your needs and takes care of them before you even ask.

He doesn’t deal well with emotions, but he’ll try to distract you from your discomfort by indulging you in luxuries or whisking you away to somewhere warmer and more comfortable.

If you’re hurting a lot, he’ll hold you in his arms, whispering reassurances while quietly seething at the idea of something causing you so much pain.

Doppio

Platonic 💛

Doppio is genuinely concerned when you tell him you’re on your period. He’ll ask what he can do to help and won’t hesitate to run errands or take care of things for you.

He’s not squeamish about the topic and listens attentively if you explain what you’re going through. If you’re close friends, he might even keep track of your cycle to anticipate when you’ll need support.

He’s incredibly patient, checking on you regularly and making sure you’re as comfortable as possible.

Romantic ❤️

Doppio is deeply attentive and goes above and beyond to care for you during your period. He’ll stock up on your favorite snacks, make you tea, and even offer to massage your shoulders or back.

He’s surprisingly intuitive about your emotions, offering kind words and gentle reassurances when you’re feeling down or irritable.

If you’re in pain, he’ll sit with you and keep you company, even if it means rearranging his own plans. Seeing you in discomfort genuinely upsets him, so he’ll do everything he can to make things easier for you.

Enrico Pucci

Platonic 💛

Pucci approaches your period with calm detachment, viewing it as a natural process rather than something to fuss over.

He’ll offer you practical solutions, like warm drinks or painkillers, and check in occasionally to make sure you’re feeling better. However, he doesn’t linger or show excessive concern.

He’s respectful of your needs and ensures you have the space and quiet you require to rest.

Romantic ❤️

Pucci takes your discomfort seriously and approaches the situation with quiet care. He’ll pray for your wellbeing and might even offer to read scripture or meditate with you to help calm your mind.

He’s thoughtful in his actions, preparing warm baths, soft blankets, and soothing remedies to help you relax.

If you’re emotional, he’ll listen patiently and offer gentle words of comfort, always making you feel like your feelings are valid and understood.

Funny Valentine

Platonic 💛

Valentine is initially caught off guard by your period and doesn’t know how to react. However, his sense of duty compels him to ensure your wellbeing.

He’ll ask direct, slightly awkward questions about how he can help and follow through with precision.

If you’re in pain or struggling, he’ll deliver everything you need efficiently and without complaint, though his concern is way more formal than personal.

Romantic ❤️

Valentine is surprisingly tender when it comes to your comfort. He views caring for you as an extension of his devotion and does so with quiet determination.

He’ll create the perfect environment for you to relax, with warm lighting and all your favorite comforts. He’ll even play guitar (i think that’s the instrument he plays)to you if it helps distract you from the pain.

If you’re emotional, he’ll hold your hand and reassure you with heartfelt words, making you feel like you’re the most important person in the world.

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Shoutout to all my period havers 😭 this shit is rough

[sunsunnyday76]

What does "douche" mean? Mike calling Will that could be an Foreshadowing

Hosegate alert‼️

💛💙Hi bylers!💛💙

Okay, you guys remember when Mike and Will start their fight in 4x02? Well, I discovered something... how can I say it loudly? More clues and foreshadowing that Mike and Will will have an intimate scene in season 5. So if you don't like this topic, please just don't watch it. I'm giving you time to run, I'M GIVING YOU TIME TO RUN‼️...

are we alone? Okay. Ready?

🚨

I was looking for something else about the scene and as always I saw Mike telling Will:

My native language is Spanish, so I never really questioned what this word/insult meant, and I said, "Will is saying this to Mike!" I must know exactly what it means!!

And well, honestly I don't know if I was surprised or not, on this social network there is a lot of discussion about Will and Mike having an intimate scene in the next season, I think this is one more of the many foreshadowings on this topic...

We already know that in Stranger Things to keep this type of plots hidden they use things with DOUBLE meanings.

"Douche" It's used to describe someone who is arrogant or unpleasant, but why not just use those or any other from the eighties? Why use this term so weird... 💀 and not just "jerk" or "tool" there were so many others... This usage is very clever, not even using "douchebag" would have been a bit better, but he didn't, use "douche" exactly, it's very stupid to deny something so literal especially if we delve into the "hosegate" theories. Interesting choice of words as always the writers of Stranger Things 🙄 I'm rolling my eyes right now.

Well the etymology of "Douche" is as follows comes from French and its etymology dates back to the Italian "doccia", which means "conduit tube" or "shower". This term, in turn, comes from the Italian "doccione", which means "duct" and which has its origin in the late Latin "ductio", derived from the classical verb "ducere", which means "to conduct".

🚨NOW WARNING🚨

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"Douche" is this device:

And is used to make "douching" (yes, "douching" comes from "douche" thinking about the matter, what Mike says to Will, remember)

V*ginal douching (v*ginal washing): This is the practice of introducing liquids, such as water or special solutions, into the v*gina to cleanse it. It is used to remove bodily fluids, such as menstrual blood or s*men, or to eliminate unpleasant odors.

And gay men use this to...

...

"Douching is used to clean the rectal area after anal p*netration, sometimes to remove debris or reduce the risk of infection"

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Well... I don't know what else to say... but Mike calls Will "a douche" after this scene:

GET OUT🗣️🏳️‍🌈‼️ And if you know you know, Mike opening a door... damn!

And of course the episode was supposed to be directed and written by the evil twins😔

thanks for reading!🌈💛👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻💙

[witchthewriter]

𝑨𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒚 𝑳𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒔!

𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐘

First Lesson: Sun🌞

Second Lesson: Moon🌙

Third Lesson: Rising/Ascendant💫

Fourth Lesson: Venus 💛

Fifth Lesson: Mars ⚠️

Mercury is the closest planet to the Sun and its orbit around the Sun is the fastest one we know of. This is why Mercury is associated with speed, communication, and efficiency.

𝑭𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒔:

○ Day: Wednesday

○ Colours: Yellow, Grey

○ Mercury rules two signs: Gemini and Virgo

○ Mercury rules the third House of Communication. Some astrologers may also refer to it as the House of Sharing.

○ Mercury Retrograde happens four times a year and it doesn't affect us all the same way every time.

○ Mercury spends about two-three weeks in each sign, but when it retrogrades, which it does three to four times a year, it can stay in one sign as long as ten weeks.

○ Mercury represents the principles of communication, mentality, thinking patterns, rationality/reasoning, adaptability and variability.

○ Mercury: Nervous system, skin, face, thyroid. It has a direct influence over mental disorders, ear problems, etc.

𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 | 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝑅𝑎𝑚

Daring, Blunt, and Deliberate

Modality: Cardinal

Element: Fire

Symbol: The Ram

Ruling Planet: Mars

Stereotypical Traits: Fiery temper, competitive, daring, adventurous, honest (sometimes brutally), brave, optimistic, warm

Ruled by Mars, the planet of action, Mercury in Aries people speak quickly and sometimes without thinking first. People with this placement are passionate in their expressions. They are honest and direct which is great in some situations, but can be harsh in others. They also come up with new ideas, express them easily, and have a talent for convincing people to see things their way. Because of this people with Mercury in Aries make great leaders and public speakers.

𝐓𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐬 | 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝐵𝑢𝑙𝑙

Enduring, Pensive, and Practical

Modality: Fixed

Element: Earth

Symbol: The Bull

Ruling Planet: Venus

Stereotypical Traits: Steadfast, loyal, enjoys physical comfort, stubborn, reliable, grounded, logical

People with Mercury in Taurus tend to take their time considering things before they speak. They are deliberate communicators who get straight to the point, but unlike Aries, they consider everything they say before they open their mouths. Taurean Mercury placements prefer practical outlooks and solutions. They are very confident in their values, so confident that they can come across as closed-minded in certain conversations. They are not actually closed-minded though. It just takes them a little longer than other people to consider and process a new opinion before they can speak on it.

𝐆𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢 | 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝑇𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑠

Effortless, Charismatic, and Beloved

Modality: Mutable

Element: Air

Symbol: The Twins

Ruling Planet: Mercury

Stereotypical Traits: Jack of all trades, flirtatious, social butterfly, curious, charming, unpredictable

People with a Mercury in Gemini placement have an especially easeful relationship with all the Mercurian traits. This is because Mercury is the ruling planet of Gemini. People with this placement are particularly quick thinking and logical. They love to learn about the world and people around them and have a way with words in various mediums. For Mercury Gemini people, flirtation is just another way to communicate, so they do have to be careful not to lead people on. Otherwise, a Mercury Gemini placement makes for smooth communication and a life of learning.

𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 | 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝐶𝑟𝑎𝑏

Quiet, Sensitive, and Adaptable

Modality: Cardinal

Element: Water

Symbol: The Crab

Ruling Planet: The Moon

Stereotypical Traits: Emotional, intuitive, fiercely loyal, romantic, loves being at home, nostalgic, nurturing

People with Mercury in Cancer have a soft and emotional approach to logic and communication. They make decisions based on your feelings rather than what might seem most logical to someone else. People with this placement are great at expressing their emotions and have a way of making people comfortable with deep conversations. They don’t like small talk, which can make them put up a wall. Instead, they open up and relax when they are in the presence of other people who can go “there.” As an intuitive, sign, someone with Mercury in Cancer seems to always know the right thing to say, even in a delicate situation.

𝐋𝐞𝐨 | 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝐿𝑖𝑜𝑛

Unpretentious, Responsible, and Sincere

Modality: Fixed

Element: Fire

Symbol: The Lion

Ruling Planet: The Sun

Stereotypical Traits: Stylish, enjoys attention, confident, creative, enjoys luxury, jealous in relationships

People with Mercury in Leo may feel drawn to become a performer or entertainer. They are great storytellers and have a way of naturally grabbing peoples’ attention even if they are just talking to friends. They are creatives who don’t enjoy paying attention to smaller details. So, they have to work with others to take care of those parts of projects. People with this placement tend to be leaders because of the way they naturally attract attention. They are also persuasive but have to be careful to allow enough room for other people’s opinions. Someone with Mercury in Leo can easily take up all the air in the room and forget about everyone else if they are not careful. However, in general people with Mercury in Leo are popular and make friends wherever they go.

𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐨 | 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝑀𝑎𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛

Intelligent, Productive, and Logical

Modality: Mutable

Element: Earth

Symbol: The Maiden/Virgin

Ruling Planet: Mercury

Stereotypical Traits: Nurturing, judgmental, quick thinking, logical, hard-working, intelligent, perfectionist

Like Gemini, Mercury also rules Virgo. So, to have Mercury in this sign is a beneficial and easeful placement. People with this placement are analytical and great at recognizing patterns. They are very realistic and communicate directly. Sometimes this can be a little too direct for some people. Mercury in Virgo people need to learn to add a little sweetness into their communication, otherwise, their directness paired with their love of logic can come off as constant criticism. Mercury Virgo people are very sharp and witty, but also serious thinkers. They tend to have sarcastic humor rather than being flat-out funny.

𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚 | 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝑆𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑠

Diplomatic, Resourceful, and Amicable

Modality: Cardinal

Element: Air

Symbol: The Scales

Ruling Planet: Venus

Stereotypical Traits: charming, beautiful, and well-balanced. They thrive on making things orderly and aesthetically pleasing. They also crave balance, and they can be equally as self-indulgent as they are generous. Libras are also the kings and queens of compromise, and they like making peace between others.

People with Mercury in Libra have a gift of using their words to create harmony, especially in social situations. They intuitively know the right things to say to smooth things over and can be very diplomatic. Unfortunately, they may often find themselves in the middle of conflicts because they are the ones trying to keep the peace. Mercury in Libra people are often the friend that both people in a disagreement confide in. Luckily, people with this placement are very trustworthy in this situation, because their desire to keep the peace is greater than their desire to spread gossip.

𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨 | 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝑆𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑝𝑖𝑜𝑛

Secretive, Passionate, and Exacting

Modality: Fixed

Element: Water

Symbol: The Scorpion

Ruling Planet: Mars and Pluto

Stereotypical Traits: Emotional, intuitive, loyal, caring, jealous, moody, secretive

People with Mercury in Scorpio don’t open up easily to most people. They keep their personal and emotional information close to their chest. They only open up when they feel close to someone. Because of this, they are likely to have a few close friendships instead of a larger friend group. People with this placement are also sensitive to people who could be seen as nosy. They don’t like when people pry for information. On the flip side of this, Mercury in Scorpio people are fascinated by the unknown. They are motivated to learn as much as they can about the topics that interest them to find the true answers to life’s deepest questions.

𝐒𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 | 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝐴𝑟𝑐𝘩𝑒𝑟

Audacious, Eccentric, and Unfiltered

Modality: Mutable

Element: Fire

Symbol: The Archer

Ruling Planet: Jupiter

Stereotypical Traits: Adventurous, confident, friendly, open-minded, can seem irresponsible, braggy

People with this placement can be quite academic. They are intrigued by learning about heady topics that open their mind even more. They may also incorporate travel with study or work. People with Mercury in Sagittarius are direct communicators. Sometimes, they can even be a little too honest for some people. However, they never have negative intentions, they trying to be helpful and are simply calling it as they see it. Socially, Sagittarius Mercury people are charming and witty. They make friends easily but their intensity in debates or arguments can be a turn-off to more sensitive people.

𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧 | 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝑆𝑒𝑎𝑔𝑜𝑎𝑡 

Practical, Honest, and Methodological

Modality: Cardinal

Element: Earth

Symbol: The Sea-Goat

Ruling Planet: Saturn

Stereotypical Traits: Ambitious, honest, hard-working, logical, judgmental, demanding, workaholic

People with Mercury in Capricorn have a trustworthy word. When they say something, they generally mean it and they will do what they say they will, even if they don’t want to. People with this placement can feel like they know everything, or that they know the best way to do things. They can seem to speak down to people, but they are really just trying to keep things efficient as they relate to communication and learning. People with this placement can be social, but they may get annoyed if things don’t feel efficient enough for them. Mercury Capricorn people can learn to be more open-minded and accepting of people with different viewpoints and ways of doing things.

𝐀𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 | 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝑊𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟-𝐵𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑟

Masterful, Well-Rounded, and Confident

Modality: Fixed

Element: Air

Symbol: The Water Bearer

Ruling Planet: Uranus

Stereotypical Traits: Intellectual, compassionate, idealistic, unemotional, eccentric, unique, open-minded

People with Mercury in Aquarius enjoy debating for fun. They can have unconventional opinions on issues, but their arguments are never without merit. Mercury in Aquarius people have done a deep dive to learn everything they can about the issues that are important to them. They prefer to communicate about issues and facts rather than emotions. People with this placement can prefer to learn about the future rather than the past or present. They may be attracted to learning about technology, which can lead to a tech career. Socially, Mercury Aquarius people are witty, and can make you laugh!

𝐏𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐬 | 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝐹𝑖𝑠𝘩

Storyteller, Enigmatic, and Private

Modality: Mutable

Element: Water

Symbol: Two Fish

Ruling Planet: Neptune

Stereotypical Traits: Intuitive, creative, spiritual, caring, understanding, naive, illogical, lots of daydreaming

Mercury in Pisces helps people with this placement communicate their inner thoughts and emotions. People with this placement are fascinated by the larger questions of life and may be drawn to spirituality to find out their meaning. They love talking about these deeper issues, like the meaning of life or why we exist. People with this placement can be sensitive, but that also depends on their other astrological qualities. Either way, Mercury in Pisces people are deep thinkers who want to connect with others on a profound level. They are likely to abhor small talk.

[squidsinashirt]

Hey Gordon! I might need a little advice >.>

Growing up I lived near the ocean and regularly went to the beach growing up so it's a pretty nostalgic place for me. I moved further inland recently and honestly it's driving me a little stir crazy. It's not the swimming I'm missing either (I'm quite frankly a terrible swimmer) it's the wonder of standing on the barrier between two worlds! That feeling of being a tiny piece of a massive planet... maybe it's a pointless thing to ask since you have a literal submarine (TB4 best bird! The underappreciated queen!) but you're the only guy I can think of. You're the local squid after all! So uh.. help? How am I meant to appreciate the ocean when I'm so far away? :(

Hey Anon!

(Thank you for the TB4 love, she appreciates it, poster and pin badge sent in the mail 💛)

This is potentially the saddest ask I’ve ever had, this is AWFUL.

This is like trying to imagine moving back to Kansas… yikes.

My totally practical solution would be to bring the ocean to you - rip up your back yard, dig a hole 30ft deep and start transporting seawater. Chuck a squid or two in there, some fish, maybe a little coral reef, and bingo. We have the ocean at home.

Okay, okay, maybe not practical…

Honestly? I’m not sure you can replicate it in any way. The sand between your toes, sea salt spray from the waves… there’s nowhere better. I love swimming out or paddling a board out on a calm night beneath the stars because you get that exact feeling - tiny little speck of stardust in this enormous galaxy. My favourite place in the world and the place I feel most at home.

Trips to visit it would probably be the only way to get around it, depending how far away you are? I think that’s the only way I’d survive personally. Can you drive to it, like, finish up work and head out for an evening visit on a Friday kinda thing? Even just a quick hour getting watch the waves, you might feel a little better? Failing that - vacation?

You have my fullest sympathies Anon - at least when I was casted up and banned from the water, I could at least go down to the beach (and I did, Virgil could tell you, there were lots of back carries). A couple days without soaking in sea water and I think your local friendly squid would lose his marbles.

And I bet you’re not a terrible swimmer - you’ve never seen Scott 😏

[blairelythere]

how do i tuck?

I’ve tried but it’s never worked properly or for very long

i need as much help as i can get and i don’t know who/where else to ask 😭

I would love to help 💛

Firstly, it's completely okay that you're struggling. Tucking takes practice and patience. It was a while before I could get it on the first go every time (when I do tuck 😈)

The main goal is to have your testicals re-ascend into the inguinal canal, where then you can pull back your penis and secure it, resulting in a significantly reduced bulge.

You'll want to very gently push your balls up until you feel them slightly pop into a little socket place. This shouldn't hurt! Be gentle and slow, and take a deep breath.

From there, use a free hand to pull your penis down and back towards your taint. Now you can secure with tucking tape, a gaff, tight panties, or even tight enough compression pants can do the trick.

I prefer using tucking tape if I'm going to be out all day. I recommend Unclockable Ttape (but it's a tad pricey). A gaff is a great budget solution because it can be reused as many times as you want, and many have a feminine shape to the crotch.

The key is to relax. If you're tense and anxious its going to feel much more awkward.

I really hope this helped you and your bulge in the right direction! 💛

[tareloin]

buncha sharenian knights ship/pairing comics. i believe these are all possible combos between ain, ed, ryan, hardin, and quieg

VERY long post below the cut

ED / RYAN

💚: Is making fun of me like a sport to you?? ❤️: Sorta. It's fun seeing how much I can make you blush. It's cute.

💚: Cute? ❤️: REALLY cute.

❤️: Anyways, cya. Gotta help Ain with stuff. 💚: What?? You can't just say that and leave!!

💚: "Because I'm cute"?? What are you, a teenager?? (Can't you show that in another way…?)

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ED / HARDIN

💛: Pffft… hahaha! ❤️: ! ❤️: (Such a cute laugh…)

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QUIEG / ED

💜: You have a sprained shoulder. Are you able to take off your shirt? ❤️: Might be hard, but I think so. 💜: I'll leave you to it.

[LATER]

💜: I need you to put your left hand on your hip so I can wrap your shoulder. ❤️: Sure.

❤️: [shiver~] (His breath's on my neck…) 💜: [halt] Is there something wrong?

❤️: N-Nah, your fingers are just cold haha 💜: I see. I will try to limit contact. ❤️: (He's so close!! His breath's so warm ///)

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ED/AIN

❤️: Alright, my lady. Show me what you got. 💙: Are you sure you're protected enough? ❤️: What, afraid to break me? I'm tough, come on~

💙: [huff] Okay, fine. Let's see how tough you really are.

[MUCH LATER]

💙: Oh, sh--!! Ed, are you ok?? ❤️: Winded… but good. You sure know how to throw a punch, haha. I think we should stop here though 💙: I'll get us some water

💙: (casting low lvl ice magic as an ice pack) 💙: Sorry, sorry… ❤️: Hey, don't worry about it. I DID ask you to go for it. 💙: Still…

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QUIEG / RYAN

💚: Hey, Quieg. Do you ever wonder what our future holds for us? 💜: No.

💚: Really? Not even a little? 💜: No. The present will shape the future, anyway. 💚: Ah…

💚: Well, /I/ hope we all get to be part of the palace guard. 💜: …

💚: That way, we can all still be together! 💜: … That would be ideal.

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AIN / QUIEG

💙: [slumping] My head's killing me… I think I overdid it.

💜: Is it mana sickness? 💙: (Oh, Quieg.) Yes, I think so. But I didn't bring enough potions… 💜: Do the others have any? 💙: No, I've asked. 💜: I see. I may have a solution. 💙: Sure, anything.

💜: [sitting down] May I see your hand? 💙: …? Ok.

[touch]

💙: Oh! My headache's clearing. (Thanks~) 💜: Good to hear. 💙: I didn't know you could transfer mana. 💜: I don't do it often.

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AIN / HARDIN (squires)

[FAINT: ?: Well done, Ain. 💙: Thank you, madam. ]

💛: (She's so skilled… Her movements are so fluid, it's like second nature…) ?: Next! 💛: (… Here we go. Deep breaths. Just do your best.)

[DAYS LATER]

💛: "Fail"… can't say I'm surprised. 💙: Passed, as expected.

💙: Hardin, was it? What are you going to specialize in? 💛: Ah… probably melee combat. 💙: Really? You seemed to enjoy spellcasting. 💛: I do, but… I think I finally hit my limit. I prefer using a blade, too. 💙: I see…

💙: Well, I'll miss seeing you in magic training. Just let me know if you ever want to study together sometime. 💛: Ah--thanks! We'll see each other around elsewhere, hopefully.

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QUIEG / HARDIN

💛: [shudder, groan] 💜: ?

💜: Hardin. 💛: [GASP]

💜: You were having a nightmare. 💛: … Yeah. Things have been stressful lately. I'd rather not talk about it. 💜: Ok. Are you going back to sleep? 💛: I don't know if I can. I'll probably just go for a walk.

💛: You should sleep, though. I didn't mean to wake you. 💜: Stop. I'll come with. 💛: You don't need to. Your rest is more important. 💜: No. It's more important to leave in groups in the event of danger. I will keep you company. 💛: … Okay. Thank you.

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RYAN / AIN

💚: Hey, Ain! You got a sec? 💙: Yeah, what's going on?

💚: Okay, hear me out-- I need moving targets to practice shooting since birds are hard to find. And you probably need the same, right? 💙: … Right… 💚: So what if I try to shoot your projectiles, and you freeze the ones that miss?

💚/💙: …

💙: Ha! How do you come up with these ideas? Sure, let's do it. I got time to kill. 💚: Really? Sweet!

===

(bows) thank you for reading!

[academiawho]

130 Day Productivity Challenge!

9 Feb '24 - Day 49

A lot of noise and movement characterised today.

However, towards the end, there was valuable study done.

I revised Thermal Properties of Matter, Thermodynamics, KTG, Oscillations, Waves, Solutions, Chemical Kinetics, GOC and a bit of Photosynthesis, Plant Growth and Respiration in Plants for tomorrow's test.

I solved a part test in practice.

Hope your day went well💛

[summerofloaf]

Some points from someone with vaginismus:

- I LOVE my pelvic floor physical therapist. Basically, when I went to her, I just asked a million questions about my condition and also we talked about videogames. Find someone you vibe with!

- Your pelvic floor PT might eventually need to insert something into your vagina, but they should ALWAYS ask you first, and there could be a lot of time leading up to it where you'll both work on vulva pain (outside the vagina) before inserting anything.

- Healing may take more than just months. I know there are some people who have been going to my PT for years. It's different for everyone.

- This treatment can be pricy because a lot of insurances don't cover it, but some places have sliding scales, so do some research on physical therapists in your area.

- I will say, when I asked my gynecologist about vaginismus, she had no clue what I was talking about and denied that I had it despite prescribing me lidocaine, but be firm and get a second opinion if that happens! Other doctors have believed me, and they should believe you too!

- Topical solutions are a bit limited, but there are things like lidocaine gel (available over the counter OR by prescription) and even some THC oils you can use.

- You are not alone! I know multiple people with vaginismus, and all of us sought help. It can be so difficult, but you've got this. And if there isn't anyone in your area who offers physical therapy for this, you can always get a set of dilators and practice on your own until you can see a professional. 💛✨️

We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.

[bundleware]

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[child1236]

Want to Grow Your Family but Feeling Scared? Family Planning Counseling Can Help!

The choice to start or grow a family is a big one, but for many couples, it comes with fear, confusion, and a lot of unsolved issues. Couples may make this decision with confidence when they get the appropriate direction, emotional support, and practical ideas from family planning counseling. 

Many couples often find themselves wondering:

Are they financially prepared?

Will they be able to balance career and family?

What if there are health-related complications?

Although these worries are normal, they may be solved. Couples may address their concerns and make plans for a happy and secure future with the help of professional therapy. 

Fear of Uncertainty: Why Does Family Planning Feel Difficult?

When considering family planning, many couples experience anxiety. Some of the most common concerns include:

✅ Financial Stability: Raising a child involves medical expenses, education, and long-term financial commitments. ✅ Health Concerns: Some couples worry about infertility, pregnancy complications, or genetic risks. ✅ Career and Lifestyle Changes: Parenthood changes life entirely, making it challenging to balance professional and personal responsibilities. ✅ Emotional Readiness: Parenting is a lifelong commitment, and many couples doubt whether they are truly prepared.

How Does Family Planning Counseling Help?

Family planning counseling goes beyond contraception—it helps couples prepare for a secure and happy future. Expert counselors assist in the following ways:

💡 Understanding the Right Timing: Helps evaluate a couple’s mental, financial, and health readiness. 💡 Medical and Reproductive Guidance: Offers solutions for any health-related concerns regarding fertility or pregnancy. 💡 Financial Planning for Parenthood: Assists in budgeting to ensure financial stability after having a child. 💡 Balancing Career and Parenting: Provides practical strategies to manage both professional and family responsibilities. 💡 Emotional and Mental Readiness: Helps couples overcome fears and strengthen their relationship.

Family Planning Services in India: What You Should Know

India offers a variety of family planning services catering to different needs:

✔ Government Healthcare Programs: Free counseling, contraception options, and maternal health services. ✔ Private Clinics and Hospitals: Advanced reproductive treatments, genetic counseling, and personalized family planning advice. ✔ Online Counseling Services: Confidential and flexible virtual consultations for couples.

Why Choose Lyfsmile?

At Lyfsmile, family planning is not just a medical or financial decision—it’s an emotional journey. Expert counselors provide personalized guidance based on each couple’s unique situation.

🔹 Professional Counseling: Tailored guidance for each couple’s needs. 🔹 Emotional Support: Experienced counselors help couples overcome their fears. 🔹 Online Consultation Availability: Secure and private counseling from the comfort of home. 🔹 Comprehensive Family Planning Solutions: From reproductive advice to financial planning, all aspects are covered.

Success Story

Rohit and Priya were in a happy and stable relationship, but the thought of becoming parents made them anxious.

"What if we can’t afford it?" Priya asked one night, worried. "What if I fail as a father?" Rohit shared his concerns.

Their fears left them silent—until they sought family planning counseling at Lyfsmile. After a few sessions, they found answers to all their questions and, most importantly, confidence in their decision.

Now, they were not just imagining a happy family; they were ready for it.

👉 For couples facing similar concerns, Lyfsmile is here to help.

Embrace the Future with Confidence

Family planning is a major decision, but it should not be made with fear. With the right Family Planning Services in India, couples can embark on their journey toward parenthood with confidence.

💛 Lyfsmile is always here to help—take the first step and embrace your future with confidence!

Frequently Asked Question (FAQs)

❓ What is family planning counseling? It provides guidance on financial, mental, and health aspects of planning for parenthood.

❓ Is family planning counseling available online? Yes, Lyfsmile offers online family planning counseling, allowing couples to receive expert advice from the comfort of their homes.

❓ Who should consider family planning counseling? Any couple feeling uncertain about parenthood, facing financial, health, or emotional concerns, can benefit from this counseling.

❓ Is this service available both online and offline? Yes, Lyfsmile provides both online and offline counseling services based on the couple’s convenience.

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[josephkitchenandbath]

Designing Your Dream Kitchen: The Ultimate Guide to Style and Functionality✨🍽️

A well-designed kitchen is the heart of your home! 🏡💛 Whether you're dreaming of a sleek modern look or a cozy traditional space, the right layout, materials, and lighting make all the difference. From maximizing storage to choosing timeless finishes, our ultimate remodeling guide will help you transform your kitchen into a stylish yet functional masterpiece! 🔨💡

Remodeling your kitchen is an opportunity to blend style and functionality, creating a space that's both beautiful and efficient. The kitchen serves as the heart of the home, a place for meal preparation, entertaining guests, and making lasting memories. To achieve a successful remodel, it's essential to integrate aesthetic appeal with practical design elements.

1. Prioritize the Kitchen Work Triangle

The kitchen work triangle refers to the strategic placement of the sink, stove, and refrigerator—the core areas where most cooking activities occur. Arranging these elements efficiently minimizes unnecessary movement and enhances workflow. For example, ensuring ample counter space between the sink and stove facilitates easier meal preparation. A well-planned layout not only boosts functionality but also contributes to a harmonious kitchen design.

2. Incorporate Smart Storage Solutions

Adequate storage is a common challenge in many kitchens. Implementing innovative storage solutions can declutter your space without sacrificing style:

Custom Cabinetry: Design cabinets with built-in dividers, pull-out shelves, and lazy Susans to maximize space and accessibility.

Open Shelving: Introduce open shelves to display attractive cookware or decorative items, adding personality and a sense of openness.

Hidden Storage: Utilize under-cabinet spaces or concealed drawers to keep appliances and utensils out of sight, maintaining clean countertops.

These solutions enhance organization and contribute to the kitchen's overall aesthetic.

3. Select Durable and Stylish Materials

The choice of materials significantly influences both the look and longevity of your kitchen. Balancing style with durability ensures your kitchen remains attractive and functional over time:

Countertops: Opt for materials like quartz or granite, known for their resilience and variety of design options.

Flooring: Consider hardwood or high-quality tiles that offer durability and complement your kitchen's design theme.

Cabinet Finishes: Choose finishes that are easy to clean and resistant to wear, such as laminate or painted wood.

Investing in quality materials ensures your kitchen withstands daily use while maintaining its visual appeal.

4. Integrate Efficient Lighting

Lighting plays a crucial role in both the functionality and ambiance of your kitchen:

Task Lighting: Install under-cabinet lights to illuminate countertops and cooking areas, enhancing safety and convenience.

Ambient Lighting: Use ceiling fixtures or recessed lighting to provide overall illumination, creating a warm and inviting atmosphere.

Accent Lighting: Incorporate pendant lights or track lighting to highlight architectural features or decorative elements, adding depth and interest.

A layered lighting approach ensures a versatile and well-lit kitchen space.

5. Personalize with Design Elements

Infuse your personality into the kitchen by selecting design elements that reflect your style:

Backsplashes: Choose tiles or materials that add color and texture, serving as a focal point.

Hardware: Select cabinet handles and knobs that complement your overall design theme, whether modern, traditional, or eclectic.

Décor: Incorporate artwork, plants, or decorative pieces that resonate with your taste, making the space uniquely yours.

Personal touches transform a functional kitchen into a welcoming environment that reflects your individuality.

By thoughtfully considering these aspects, you can craft a kitchen that seamlessly combines style and functionality, becoming a cherished space in your home.

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[flirtyfox]

The Beautiful Tapestry of Polyamory: Love Beyond Numbers

Hey lovely souls 💜,

In a world that largely celebrates monogamous love, it's easy to overlook the beauty and richness that polyamorous relationships can offer. Polyamory—loving multiple people simultaneously—may be a misunderstood concept for some, but let’s delve into the magic it holds.

🌈 Diversity in Love

One of the most striking aspects of polyamory is the acceptance that one person doesn't have to be your everything. People are multifaceted, and different partners can bring out different sides of you. It's the freedom to explore the spectrum of human connections—whether it's emotional, intellectual, or sexual—without feeling restricted.

🙌 Open Communication

The polyamorous lifestyle demands a high level of communication and consent. The emotional literacy required to navigate multiple relationships only deepens the trust among partners. Conversations around boundaries, needs, and feelings become the norm, rather than the exception.

👥 Expanded Support Network

Life throws curveballs, and wouldn’t it be nice to have multiple hands catching you when you fall? In polyamorous arrangements, your emotional and practical support network is naturally larger, offering different perspectives and types of care that one person may not be able to provide.

🛠 Personal Growth

Navigating multiple relationships can offer a robust platform for personal development. The challenges of polyamory—jealousy, time management, emotional labor—are essentially opportunities for growth, teaching us to love more freely, communicate more openly, and live more authentically.

🚫 Breaking Stigma

It's important to note that polyamory isn’t a solution to relationship issues, nor is it inherently 'better' than monogamy. It's simply another form of love and commitment, deserving of respect and understanding. By embracing polyamory, we challenge social norms and taboos, making room for more inclusive definitions of love and family.

So let’s celebrate love in all its colors and numbers. Whether you’re polyamorous, monogamous, or somewhere in between, the most important thing is to build relationships that are ethical, consensual, and fulfilling for everyone involved.

Sending love and positive vibes to all ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Peace,

FlirtyFox

[tiredsmashbros]

oh nova, nova, nova... you silly goose this is all a dream you gotta wake up- NAWW IM KIDDING Y3JEHFWDSIUGJHEFWDS its four am for me writting this but u aint gonna catch me sLACKING!!! i aint forgetting bout you :3c 💛

NOW ONWARDS TO YAPPERYYYY - only for nova shoo shoo /srs

if a lil bug told me i was going to be trapped in vcs with a silly freak screaming their fixation ships but also be a heavy isaacwhy fan would i believe it? honestly yeah probably LMAOOO

the months i've gotten to hang with you has been CRAZY... in a positive outcome obviously jajajaj. but my i never expected this to be frank, yet even if i didn't i'm so glad i got the chance to get to know you more, and even more proud to be friends with you dude 💛

truth to be told... when i first got to interact with you more in the server, especially vcs... I WAS HORRIFIED LMAOOO I HAD NO IDEA HOW ENERGETIC YOU WERE AND HAD A STRONG INTERESTS FOR UR OCS /POS. even if a bit of time passed since the start of the server i was incredibly anxious and unsure how to process since i tend to have extreme bad luck connecting with folks who tend to be very hippitty hopitty due of traumatic experiences, i was absolutely horrified accepting i wasn't going to learn to befriend you or at least get more acquainted if i got even lucky. that maybe i need to continue being on my guard and keep my walls up... to be more firm and quiet.

even quickly to the point i began to become more fearful due to my brain immediately using negativity as a coping mechanism to strike you as someone "negative" when i knew deep down it wasn't true. distancing was the only thing i knew how to do, but i knew from past experiences it never leads as the right solution. so. i took a deep breath. and try to adapt from afar, trying to understand you and keeping watch if you were someone i did need to be wary of. WHICH I WAS RIGHT BC UR A FREAK- anyways /j /silly IHUGWDS

butt ngl i began to feel more comfortable and hopeful when i realized bit by bit how neo interacted with you. being very happy and exploding your name in glee whenever you joined vc. shortly after hearing/reading such nice things bout you from others day by day it began to wash away my fears and doubts. to the point when i was on one more strike of considering if maybe i was wrong, questioning other possibilities you secretly could be, my hunch then threw in a kick and told me to not worry. that in fact we would be good friends whether i wanted to believe it or not at that moment. but the one thing i knew i could always count on was my hunch.

few weeks later im getting excited practically everyday to join in vc with you, discovered you were a fan of isaacwhy, and just overall getting to know you more as a person other than "HEX3 HEX3 HEX3" HIJEFDGJHEDCSHJ. it sure was scary, the journey, but honestly... if i were to really think about it, you had just a massive impact on me then maybe my emo self would care to admit. you helped me heal through something i thought i would never get passed despite struggling it for years, you helped me learn to try and be more kinder, to be more silly, just a bit more open, and importantly to just be a bit more vocal.

sure i know i may be the man who's as i've stated before, now iconic for his long sappy messages and essays, but truthfully getting to express how i feel vocally is one of the most heaviest struggles and issues i've faced my whole life. yet, getting to see how expressive you are even if you say you were nervous, to me i have always envied and admired how actually brave of a person you are. no fear in talking bout your interests. no fear in yapping about your obsessions even. and no fear in being silly if the possible thought it could've been embarrassing or out of pocket. to me you never strike as a nervous individual, completely the opposite since day one. even if to many others those seem simple tasks and possibly just daily tasks one does with others, it's never once been the norm for me. nor the idea that it maybe could be. frankly i still feel like i have a long way to go with the need of more practice, but whether you meant to or not, you came in barging slamming thru those walls i've desperately kept up due to fear of being hurt again. butt your not like those bad people i've encounter, your creative, inspiring, determined, outstandingly goofy, and just a interesting individual as a whole.

im a guy that appreciates conversation more than anything in any form of relationship, especially friendships. and nothing completes the journey without that simple check in my book, in which you've not only fulfilled so easily, but showed just how genuinely you care about others.

i know i may be a bit of a guy who likes to take their time with things in which contracts how a impatient FREAK you are... i want you to always know i never do it to avoid or ignore you. im just a turtle who wants to make sure once he makes the action, that its the best it can be. not the fastest it can be done. additional, i don't want you to ever feel like your annoying me for repeatedly asking for things or updates from me. if anything, i appreciate it the most because i unfortunately do struggle with short-term memory that even something that occurred a minute ago i will completely forget.

BUT THAT DOESNT EXCUSE U ASKING FOR HEX3 EVERY FUKIN MINUTE GET OUTTTTTTTT /silly /j HUKJREDSUHJKGEFWDSIOA

okay i think i need to stop my gross sappery there u understand the point old champ? righty'o lets commence forth to the delicious meal you've prepared...

IN WHICH ITS SO COOL???? I KNOW I STATED A BIT OVER IN THE SERVER AND VCS, BUT I LOVE UR OWN TSB 'HEADCANON' DESIGN U HAVE EVEN IF ITS JUST MINOR CHANGES I ADORE IT AND GUH THE WAY U DREW EMMET IS SO ADORABLE AND I LOVE THE "THUNK" FROM HEXSY HAHAIUHJEWDSGYHJEFDSUG WACK HIM AGAIN! AGAIN AGAIN!!! /SILLY

and get that disgusting tv man in the sky off my screen ugh /j /silly

all in all, you're a freak... butt... your actually pretty cool and fun to interact with even if im at my lowest battery percentage, your silly jokes always make- and worsen /j- my day.

i love ya nova 💛

and stop asking for hex3 istfg /JOKE /SILLY

BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

GUESS WHOSE 22???? YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yhappy birthday thomas!! :) love ya to death, man!

MNAGO IM HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

(yap session??? fr???? where is it??? It's under the cut...... 😈)

i mean what who said that

erm

*throws a bajillion hammers at you before dropping this*

Lalalla

IM SO HAPPY I CAN SHOW THIS TO THE WORLD IM. FREE!!!!!

Also certified yap sesh coming in don't mind me..........

*Clears throat*

Tomm, Thomas, TSB, Theodore (/j), how do I find the words for you? How do I find the words to describe quite literally the person I looked up to and has perhaps changed my life the most in the last six months?

Ever since I got back into SMG4, you've been my literal idol and inspiration. You were someone I looked up to greatly. And if you were to ask me five months back if I thought we'd be friends, I'd say no.

Much like everyone, I discovered you through your comics, but I'm pretty sure I discovered you through your TSB lore comics! Ever since then, I fell in LOVE with your style! The way you pace your comics, the carefully written lore, your coloring style, I was in awe of it. I'd never seen someone incorporate a watercolor-like artstyle in their work before, so you can imagine how much my head exploded at the sight of it. /silly

Around September, I decided to try and reach out and make myself known to you, and I was so nervous tagging you for the first time. I was petrified at the idea of angering you because I tagged you. But you loved my silly little doodle of TSB! I can not tell you how giddy I was seeing that the Tomm tiredsmashbros reblogged my art.

Slowly, I got more involved in your community and, most importantly, you. Learning about TSB'S lore and joking about him and Hexsy meeting was a highlight on my Tumblr. Seeing you draw Hexsy for the first time gave me a heart attack (/j). Knowing that you agreed on the silly idea of humbling TSB with the ring light tail was so fun, and I felt like I connected with you on a deeper level! And don't get me started on the animations!

Every time you reblogged one of my animations and complimented my tweening skills or how my art was visually appealing, it helped me to see that I did the best I did at the time and it came out good, even if I was internally beating myself down for the timing on an animation or missing a pixel. It didn't matter. You helped me realize that I'm good at animating.

Then came your one thousand follower celebration and the Discord server.

You probably already know this, but holy SHIT I was nervous to join. Heck, it took me a week after the party to finally get the courage to join! In my head, I was thinking that I'd probably not talk a lot in the server or that the server would be small (man, I was wrong about that GEGHSHSH). But it wasn't!

Getting used to the fact that I was literally face-to-face figuratively with the man who had inspired me to keep talking and making stuff about Hexsy made me so nervous.

Honestly, you terrified me. (/hj)

But after months of hopping into VC and getting to talk with you, I realized we were similar and that you weren't that terrifying as my brain made you out to be. You're smart, creative, passionate, funny, silly, and a bunch of traits that would make this paragraph look like one of yours. /SILLY /J

Being able to communicate that we both loved Isaacwhy, especially after me thinking I wouldn't find a SOUL who loved Isaacwhy as well was a shock to me, but a good one at that. I was finally free to yap to someone about the silly guys who stayed up like lunatics in a Discord call. /j

Tomm, you have been a great influence on so many of us. Neo, Lore, Doodle, Vapo, me. You have been one of the keys to helping me become involved with SMG4 and feeling welcome. You've made me feel comfortable shipping Hexsy with SMG3 and SMG4. You inspired me to give Hexsy lore.

And I don't know where I'd be without you. To be fair, I don't think I want to know. I'm happy knowing that I met you in this universe and that you're my friend.

But AGGSHSGGSBSB I'M YAPPING I'M PULLING A YOU I GOTTA CONTAIN MYSELF HEHEHE

In short, Tomm. Thank you.

Happy birthday! :D

[simply-sithel]

✨It's that time of the year again! ✨

I remain a fan of Advent of Code and encourage coders to give it a try. Algorithms are the fun part of programming (compared to wrestling with language syntax or libraries, which is what things like StackOverflow help with). Sadly, I've found the average day of dev work does not allow for that many opportunities to creatively structure data and thus appreciate the cute little story problems Advent of Code provides.

An example of one that brought a smile to my face was an exercise that dealt with spawning fish- the "popped into my head" algorithm used for the first part (easy enough to write) did not scale with the size of data needed for part two. Needed to re-write a more scalable solution and I appreciated the prompting to re-think/re-look at the problem.

It registers as fun for me at least. If you like puzzles and can program in anything, I'd recommend it. The fact the problems are broken into 2 parts (the second of which is hidden till you finish the first) adds an exciting element of "did I structure this right?" to allow for expansion and is a gentle callback/nod to the ever shifting objectives of real projects.