#qsmp npcs

[royalarchivist]

Phil: You know what would be really funny, penguins? If this place got nuked into the ground.

Tallulah: [Abruptly stops playing her flute]

Phil: I know one of you has a nuke. I know one of you has a nuke in your inventory.

Tallulah: [Quickly shakes her head]

Coquinho the Penguin: [Flashes a nuke in their hand]

Phil: OH! [Laughs] Oh my god, ok– I was kidding, I was kidding– Don't kill us all, please. Don't kill us all. [Laughs]

[thegreenishhues]

Qsmpblr rn:

[kadextra]

I love boo

she’s a ghost that comes from the island (past resident? egg?) who met q!bad on mexican independence day

boo uses she/they/it pronouns

said she was sleepy before death and is still sleepy in death. even if it sleeps a week they’re still tired (may be related to how she died)

she doesn’t know what happened to the eggs

the only word they can speak (via soundboard!) is “boo.” it’s invisible, and her other abilities include placing signs to talk, flying, spawning items & teleporting q!bad

boo loves balloons, cakes and fireworks, which are all party-related things… and also trains! and hatsune miku!

it loves mischief and doing little pranks (they filled the federation offices with miku and cake)

we don’t know exactly why she got so attached to q!bad, but he has a connection to ghosts and they like to hang out ^^

[mailb0xbunii]

plant girl and monster girl in love . if u evn care

[dotterelly]

Is Benson related to Quacki, do you think?

[nocinovae]

I’m starting to feel like “mate” is like an inside joke for the qsmp admins lol

[cubitodragon-moved]

100% weird, intended to fuck with us.

It is extremely Fae-like, in fact. Absolutely nothing that CameraEyeGuy said should be trusted..

So the sexy eyeball said:

"One team is cursed, if the cursed team loses say goodbye to all your lives and eggs. What team is that? Can you figure that out? No. So make sure you do your best to win but if any of the other teams win they can pick some of the eggs to come back with you. Aren't I nice?"

MY BRAZILIAN ASS IS NOT CRAZY

THIS WORDING IS WEIRD RIGHT?

[cellgatinbo]

bald man jumpscare got him so bad he had to yap for a full ~25 seconds just describing it

[qrcane]

“Ok guys, this is a temporary egg so remember, don’t get attached.”

[yb-cringe]

theres no experience like qsmp. i got no conclusions for my favorite characters, the eggs are all leaving, but heRE COMES THE IV DRIP STAND JORGINHO WITH A STEEL CHAIR?????

[qsmp-month]

Each week will be dedicated to streamers of that chosen language. ALL fan content will be accepted (e.g. art, writing, playlists, web weaving, etc.).

Please keep this event PG-13, shipping is allowed. If the content is above this rating it will not be reblogged here but you are still welcome to create anything!

Suggested prompts: Holidays / Food / Traditional Wear / Sports / Folklore / Seasons / Community

Artist Challenge! Use the flag colors of the streamer's nationality as a color palette!

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I will be tracking the tag up to two weeks after the event is finished, so don't be pressured to rush.

Open to questions if you have any!

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Images sourced via QSMP Miraheze Wiki / 춘식 (Chunsik) via QSMP Fandom Wiki

August 4-10 — French Week

August 11-17 — Spanish Week

August 18-14 — Egg/NPCs Week

August 25-31 — Portuguese Week

September 1-7 — Korean Week

September 8-14 — English Week

September 15-21 — German Week (Note: This also includes Niki Nihachu)

Tracking: #QSMPMONTH

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: Why are you- why are you giving me The Look Over? Why are you- why are you looking me up and down? Like- what's this? Why- why- why are you giving me The Eye? Why are you eyeing me up? Not interested, pal! Not interested!

Federation Guard: i like the heterophobia in your eyes

Tubbo: "I like the heterphobia in your eyes" What does that even mean? What does that even- is that even a real thing? [Whispering] Is that–?

Tubbo: Sorry, I think you misspelled "homophobia."

[ghlitchbee]

missing Walter Bob hours

[lionheartedmusings]

speaking of The Painting Lady, i have been thinking thoughts and i will say? that it may very well be hecate, the look is there and dapper's mentioned her multiple times! but....... even if it *is* hecate, can we talk about how something about that whole lore section was........... it felt *personal* — you don't drop your castle outside someone's house in a weird point nemo vacation island, leave ominous books, come out of your painting to stab their ass and act all spooky and shit if it *isn't* personal????

anyway so it'd be really fucking funny if this is how we found out q!bad has an ex-wife

[chamoemileclown]

I'm normally the biggest "little creature on the qsmp" enjoyer but there's something off putting about these guys idk

[rakkuntoast]

A PORRA DO SORO JORGINHO <333333