#r/TwoSentenceHorror
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from one of my old faves:

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I submit... The Creature 🪱 of r/2sentence2horror fame, for the Flesh.
evidence: it's a... creature 🪱. also it produces eggnog according to the original story its from and i mean, that + worm emoji has some clear connotations
I'm so scared right now.
#at first I thought you were referring to the meat worm#the creature r/twosentencehorror#r/twosentencehorror#r/2sentence2horror#the magnus archives#tma#polls#manifestation polls#the flesh
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r/TwoSentenceHatchetfield
#This abomination brought to you by tonight’s Blinky’s Rewatch Party#r/twosentencehorror#eddie chiplucky#pokotho#yellow jacket#nmt yellow jacket#nmt2 yellow jacket#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#nightmare time season 2#nmt2#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#hatchetfield series#the hatchetfield series#starkid shitposts#starkid memes#text post meme#i write shitposts not tragedies
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Another banger from r/TwoSentenceHorror
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"man I sure love eating microplastics" I say non biodegradebly...
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN" said the absolutelys mean I don't gives a damn guy, hurting the fucks out my feelings...
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[Image 1] Tags that read as follows: #analog horror: top 3 things to do this summer! 1: play outside! 2: eat ice cream! #3: *music cuts* watch out for The Crawler Man *image of a distorted police sketch*
[Image 2] Tags that read as follows: #folk horror: welcome to Flower Commune! a place where we live in harmony with nature! #what do you mean you found our holy books? no you didn't. hey put this crown of thorns on for no reason
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slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald "the stabber" douglas is gonna getcha
creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker
/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend's voice and then man door hand hook car door
r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said "don't go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice." but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.
r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.
mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that "Love™" is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.
indie horror: i can't describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what's going on
#described#image id#image description#image described#id added#horror#creepypasta#slasher horror#/x/#r/nosleep#r/twosentencehorror#mascot horror#indie horror#analog horror#folk horror
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I swear to god someone keeps pissing loud as fuck right outside my window.
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she’s so proud
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All the time I was on reddit… I should have been sorting by new





a few of these i had lying around. idk
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sorry i only know rigor erectus where does she fall in the family tree
sorry i'll get back to you after i come to terms with all the nicknames we have for postmortem dick acrobatics
#i knew about the phenomenon but 'terminal erection' is destroying me#r/twosentencehorror my dick got so hard i died. and still it stayed hard.
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