#rat-detector

[dailyhatsune]

wrong. catch

[gimmick-blog-bracket]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@rat-detector

“WE ARE A BUNCH OF DETECTOR, WE ARE THE BRETHREN, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, THERE IS 50 OF US FROM WHAT WE KNOW, MOST LIKELY MORE. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD”

“My propaganda is that I think you should vote for the other guy.”

@making-you-in-ponytown

“i run myis and it's fun having a bunch of creative friends in the Critter Making Collective. as a ghost of tournaments past, i send creatures upon ye.”

[neoitem]

Sorry about jail meal.

[iholli]

The hot pink meat is from marinating chicken in char siu powder. Enjoy <3

you are such a gift to society... I gotta make this so I can freak people out and say it's marinated in Pepto Bismol or something... thank u oomf 💖🐀

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

We are on a mission!

As many of my mutuals and followers may know, I am and have already for a while now been on a very important mission. You may be aware of the account known as @dragons-locator here on Tumblr. You may have seen this individual’s posts. What you may not know yet, is that this person’s real identity is Charlie Weasley, who some of you may recognise from the Harry Potter series and franchise. This is of course secret information that Charlie doesn’t want the public to be reached by. However, I aim to change this. It is my firm belief that everyone on Tumblr deserves to know this, and I see it as my duty to inform each and every one of you. Wizards and witches and witchthems, as well as Muggles. Anyone can feel free to join me in this important task!

What I came here to say most of all, is that I earlier today encountered another mysterious account, @rat-detector. You don’t have to be too skilled in the difficult task called thinking to realise who this may possibly be. That’s right! Peter Pettigrew, also a “character” from Harry Potter, that has now turned out to actually exist in our world. However, I have yet to spot another person on Tumblr who has acknowledged this important matter before me. I am proud to be the first person to take this responsibility, for the sake of all of our’s safeties. And just like with the previous person, Charlie Weasley, you are all very welcome to join me in the mission to track down and stop Peter Pettigrew from terrorising us all!

Thank you! I hope that we shall meet again!

P.S You can find more on my tags #yourlocaldragonhunter, #yourlocalpiedpiper, #yourlocalbadgerscales and #ellastag!

[ratbastarddotfuck]

WUH WOH

[eternalcyclicality]

watching @rat-detector's increasingly dire situation unfold over the course of the year with more and more rat-detector detector blogs coming out of the woodwork inspired me to make a thing:

[synonymroll648]

🐀

💥

remy why are we blowing up the new health inspector?? remy. remy there are better ways to keep a restaurant up and running. remy please-

[rebloggingrexan]

#rat not detected

getting a note on a super old post

[gimmick-blog-bracket]

Round 0

@rat-detector

“WE ARE A BUNCH OF DETECTOR, WE ARE THE BRETHREN, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, THERE IS 50 OF US FROM WHAT WE KNOW, MOST LIKELY MORE. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD”

@fuck-you-in-particular

(no propaganda submitted)

[terri-theslime13]

I am doing a bit of an experiment, which I'm calling "Schrodinger's Rat", you see:

Inside this box there is either a rat, or no rat, and no one can know until @rat-detector responds, at which point they will be proven to be wrong, as the box is opened, revealing the opposite of their guess

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

@rat-detector I know your true identity… you’re secretly Peter Pettigrew, and I will sacrifice anything, I will give all my blood, sweat and tears to track you down and force you to admit your true self to the world.

This mission has only just begun.

[rat-detector-333]

Hello. I am the three hundred and thirty third rat detector. Nice to meet you.

[rat-detector-the-21st]

Offical list of rat detectors

(click here for up to date list)

Clean version (for mentioning) (coming soon)

(im trying to keep this up to date, notify me in the replies if im missing one) (feel free to use anywhere without credit) (to get on here you must be a detector or post rat related content)

@rat-dedecdor faulty rat detector

@rat-eliminator commits mass rodentside

@rat-detector-but-evil evil detector

@blurry-rat-detector cant see

@rat-undetector I give up trying to find out what they do

@rat-detectors-detector detects all detectors

@detector-rat just another rat detector

@rat-detector-fail inverted rat detector

@the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st a couple of rat detectors (the romantic kind)

@rat-detector-redacted rat detector but I can't see the number D:

@rat-detector 1st detector (original)

@rat-detector-detector 2nd detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector 3rd detector

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet 4th detector

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power 5th detector

@rat-detector-x6 6th detector

@rat-detector-seven 7th detector

@rat-detector-8x 8th detector

@ratdetectortheninth 9th detector

@rat-detector-10 10th detector

@ratdetector-x11 11th detector

@rat-detector-twelve 12th detector

@rat-detector-13 and @ratdetector13 and @rat-detector-thirteen 13th detector

@rat-detector-the-14th 14th detector

@rat-detector-15 15th detector

@rat-detector-16 16th detector

Unknown rat detector 17

@rat-detector-the-18th 18th detector

@rat-detector-19x 19th detector

Unknown rat detector 20

@rat-detector-the-21st 21st detector (me)

@rat-detector-the-22nd 22nd detector

@ratdectector23 23rd detector

@rat-detector-24 24th detector

@ratdetector25 and @25th-rat-detector 25th detector

@rat-detector-the-26th and @ratdetector-x26 and @rat-detector-26 26th detector

Unknown rat detectors 26-35

@rat-detector36 36th detector

Unknown rat detectors 37-71

@rat-detector-72 72nd rat detector

Unknown rat detectors 73-83

@rat-detector-84 84th detector

Unknown detectors 85-88

@rat-detector-rat-89 89th detector

Unknown rat detectors 90-235

@rat-detector-236 236th detector

Unknown rat detectors 237-332

@rat-detector-333 333rd detector

@rat-detector-334 334th detector

@rat-detector-404 404th detector

@rat-detector-413 413th detector

Total detectors: 47 (out of date)

Non-detector rat blogs

@a-rat-with-internet-accesses

[not-a-skeleton-and-is-a-human]

Imma say it;

I’m tired of the rat detectors.