#riled up again

[dudewotheck]

that moment when kara is literally on the floor dying from kryptonite and then lena’s little suit robot landed on her and she smiled so so big and wide despite the pain??? like okay????? and they never kissed?????? and they never confessed their love????????? and they never explored each others bodies?????????? and

[mel-kusanagi]

cody: i got betrayed, my ass is getting jumped, and randy is watching

also cody: wait he is watching lemme act like a whore for him just a sec

[touchlikethesun]

wei ying’s virgin ass not even 5 minutes after his first kiss: obviously i am very experienced in the love department, not that you would know anything about that sort of thing lan zhan with that stick up your ass you’re way too rigid xoxo lmao

lan zhan, the person who just kissed the living daylights out of wei ying 5 minutes ago: …

[susansontag]

I’m very opposed to this view as someone who has studied early human societies from various angles. I agree things people have termed matriarchal are not reverse patriarchies, but terming some of these societies ‘matriarcal’ to begin with is a huge leap that I don’t think people should be so comfortable taking, if what they’re interested in is accurately reflecting the realities of prehistoric human groups (prehistoric=pre- written records).

we do not know enough to say these societies were ‘matriarchal’ in any meaningful sense, let alone that they inherently held values of giving and receiving; values that already have their roots in many more factors than the sexual division of labour (as does ‘owning and taking’). this seems to be not much more than essentialism, and playing fast and loose with history. patriarchies, for example, ‘flourished’ for thousands of years without ‘destroying the planet’ in the way we see today irt climate breakdown post- the industrial revolutions. the idea climate breakdown itself primarily has its roots in patriarchy is a ridiculous view, and the hoops you’d have to jump through to arrive at that idea numerous.

I urge feminists to genuinely be critical of this view and not adopt it simply because it validates a belief that women once ruled the world, or that women biologically have certain values that men can’t and will never have. this is not a feminist reading of history, it denies the appropriate complexity that we owe to human societies and humans past, including women.

[marimeeko]

After the fifth time that Katsuki pops up at UA, surprising Izuku with Bento for lunch, calling him "sensei" in a cocky(affectionate) tone, Kouta just stops at Izuku's desk on his way out of the room and asks him point blank,

"So are you and DynaMight actually dating, or what?"

Izuku sputtering and dropping all of his paperwork and avoiding the question out of sheer dumbfoundedness.

Then, the sixth time that Katsuki barges in, as he is thrusting the bento into Izukus hands as usual, Kota raises his hand, and stands up from his seat and yells out,

"DynaMight, sir!! Pardon me, but are you dating Deku-Sensei??" And the whole class gasps and whispers. Katsuki appears just as dumbfounded as he looks wide-eyed at Kouta and the students.

"Kouta!" Izuku balks, but then Katsuki suddenly grins mischievously. Izuku doesn't trust that look...

"Well, brat, maybe I SHOULD date him, then I could make sure Sensei doesn't forget to eat every day, right??" Katsuki looked entirely too pleased at the louder gasps and chatter that came from the students. He has a wicked grin as he turns his sharp red eyes back to Izuku.

"K-Kacchan, what are you doing?!" Izuku stammers, beet red and grabbing his arm. "This is not the time for--"

"If you don't want me disrupting your class, then stop leaving your Bento in the fridge!!" Katsuki scolds Izuku before swinging himself back out of the open window. There was a fresh wave of gasps and excited murmuring at the insinuationthat the two lived together. "We're ROOM MATES, OK?" He adds hastily, pointing his finger at the noisy classroom of kids.

He drops out the window and blasts off.

Izuku is left, stood at his desk, hands planted and hanging his head, trying to collect enough of himself to quell the riotous theories now flying around his classroom.

Kouta stands at his own desk amidst his unruly classmates, eyes narrowed as if he had just realized something, "I knew it!" He hisses.

"You're the worst," Izuku texts Katsuki later.

"I know" katsuki replies.

"Now eat your fuckin food or I'll stop making it for you."

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I think I was inspired by this art post ^^;

[javierduffy]

ch2 javi gives boaz a chili pepper leaf once as a treat (because javier himself loves chili peppers) and the capsaicin gives him a tummy ache but javi doesn’t know that capsaicin is bad for horses so he has no idea what the problem is and is freaking out a bit so he very incredibly begrudgingly drags himself to kieran, whom he knows probably will have an answer, and kieran is like “he just has a tummy ache, he’s okay :)” and javi is so unbelievably embarrassed but kieran was so nice to him that he’s also a little … charmed ?

[ziyechs]

“ja’marr, outside of the obvious—winning the national championship—do you have a best memory with joe? whether it’s on the field or off the field… do you have a best memory that you look back on with joe burrow?”

— “i’d probably say ole miss game when i put on some icy hot. it was pretty cold that game, i actually put some stuff on my arms and joe didn’t like it. he told me: ‘take it off’, cause i was getting the ball too slippery. so i’d probably say that was actually a funny moment for me cause i wasn’t expecting him to go off on me about that.”

anyway, here is him mentioning it again, four years later :)

[rascallyrose92]

Bunnydoll isn’t “I can fix him” vs “I can make her worse” its “I can see the worst of me in you, and maybe, it isn’t so bad after all.”

[x-eli-copter-x]

Tobias Menzies as the Duke of Cornwall and Emily Watson as Regan in King Lear (2018).

[sableeira]

oh so Fyodor’s plan of getting locked up in meursault really was to get soukoku as far away from Yokohama as possible, huh? Did he really have to do all of that for a shallow little partnership?

[bloodbruise]

iva hello…. jealous james AND reg but get thissss they’re playing a game of chicken to see who gives in first.

james is flirting with frank and regulus is sitting on bartys lap at some house party. i just know they have hate sex after

(the way evan would be seething lmao)

sisi WOW… ur mind im kissing it rn.

they’re keeping aggressive eye contact while they’re doing it too. like regulus is running a hand through barty’s hair, planting a kiss on the side of his lips and watching james tense before he's laughing harder at frank's jokes and grabbing his bicep. they’re both so stubborn that reg has his tongue half down barty’s throat before james has his wrist in a vice grip and is pulling him off barty's lap, hard. reg stumbles off and starts to curse him out but he quickly snaps his mouth shut when he sees james—because he's fucking fuming.

Its a harsh, "why do you always have to push my fucking buttons, hm?" while james is pushing regulus into a random linen closet. He's bending him over his knee and telling reg, "if you're gonna act like a brat then i'm gonna treat you like one," before he's spanking him until his ass is mottled red and starting to purple. james is shoving a spare hand towel in between reg's teeth to muffle his moans before fucking him against the shelves. he only takes the towel out of reg's mouth so he can hear his breathy, "you, 'm yours," when james asks him who he belongs to

[fisheito]

inspired by a comment from phaerlax (who i shall not @ out of consideration for the lack of awooo in this pic 😂):

[fruitytboy]

something something what if we're both really pathetic and sensitive and take turns pining each other down and biting to leave as many marks as possible

[secriden]

excuse me i just stumbled on this photoshoot (?) on Twitter and

wtf why does peat have that rich 太太 (tai tai) energy?? (ie. a wealthy, spoiled, pampered trophy housewife)

why does fort look like his assigned bodyguard who is officially just there to make sure no one gets to his boss through his 'wife' but he's also totally fucking his boss' wife on the down low

they totally plot to murder peat's rich husband and have him inherit his fortune and afterwards fort stays as his kept man bodyguard and peat rules his financial empire with an iron fist.

why do i need a fic about this like i need to breathe.

Edit: so i wrote a thing (its mahasamut/tongrak and its way more intense then i even anticipated)

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Well, that was a much bigger shitstorm than I had been expecting.

First of all, kid's ok, they just kept him over night because he's so young and concussions are a bit more of a risk, especially given his extensive medical history. Thankfully though, he seems to be on the mend, and he should be home by the time you Darlings are seeing this post.

As for why you're seeing this post, originally I was just meant to be playing emergency babysitter until the dad finished work and got home, but unfortunately he's just as big of a piece of shit as he usually is (Why they're still together and actively having more kids I have no idea) and decided that since someone was already with the kids, then instead of rushing home like he was asked to by his wife, he was going to make the best of it and go out drinking with his friends.

Both his wife and his elderly mother in law tried to contact him, but after the third set of calls, he turned off his phone. Not once did he ask who was with his kids, or how his injured son was, all he cared about was going out and drinking. (I sincerely hope she leaves his arse soon. Holy shit)

The mum did apologise to me repeatedly, but since their only living family is her elderly mother who is by no means capable of looking after five kids under the age of seven, she really didn't have a choice but to rely on me until her or her (shitty) husband could return home. And for obvious reasons, she couldn't exactly leave a four year old in the hospital by himself.

In the end, the "dad" didn't get home until about nine am this morning, stinking of grog, and I don't feel comfortable leaving them with him. I did quickly head back and grab a charger for my phone so that I could type this up, but since the youngest ones will be waking from their after feed nap soon, and the mum is still a way's off from getting back, I'm probably not going to have time to sort through my reblogs properly.

On a small positive note though, it does look like all my stuff is back now, so I should be able to go back to posting older reblogs tomorrow. For now, I'm just going to focus on the kids and then go back and crash into my own bed.

Thank you for your understanding and patience, Darling ones. Please remember to take care of yourselves 🖤

[triptychgrip]

New fic: Viktor being a shameless tease (again) 🔥

HELP; I literally can't stop writing scenarios in which Viktor Katsuki-Nikiforov decides to be a shameless tease, thereby flipping his beloved Yuuri's possessive switch.

My latest "Viktor being a menace" fic (featuring some very charged reunion sex after a week apart) will be completed next week, but if you want to check out Chapter 1, you can do so here.

Below is an excerpt that I hope piques your interest! If it's not obvious, content warning for suggestive + explicit content under the cut

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Viktor's long ponytail whipped around as he jumped, the visual making Yuuri harder and harder with each swing of it from side to side, as well as the impact of the rope against their living room floor.

Yuuri’s skin was all ablaze, as if a scorching fire had burst into flame inside of his chest. A whirring tempest of emotions – pride, arousal, possessiveness – tangled and knotted, ramming right up against his ribcage.

By the time the song had gotten to the “Teach me what you want, I’m a classroom” line, he was digging grooves into his bottom lip with his teeth.

I need a boss who can lead me

Strong long hair, bikini

Even without the visual of his spouse in a tight swimsuit, Yuuri was squirming in place, his brain unable to get past the fact that this particular song choice seemed to be Viktor’s way of screaming to the entire world “my Dom husband gives it to me good on the regular”.

Goddamn, Yuuri was going to die. 

He cursed Viktor, his mind teeming with all the filthy things he wanted to do to him as soon as humanly possible. (And, the many filthy things he would get his husband to do to him, first, by way of teaching him a lesson.)

You wanted me to scream, I’m

gonna do it right

Ripping all the seams and

turning off the lights

Holy shit; where had Viktor even discovered this song? At the mention of screaming, Yuuri’s mind couldn’t help but recall the way they’d each made the other do just that the night before his flight to Hong Kong. Suddenly, it was as though Yuuri could feel his heartbeat in his dick.

Read more here! 🔥