#roach cw

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✝ — roachintent . . .

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✝ — definition . . .

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A codintent for when one is coded with roach intent.

✝ — tags . . .

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0 1 . — @idwl, @smilepilled (roach is bugs), @boingogender, @monarchenwinter

0 2 . — @radiomogai, @idolleindex

[janeelyakiri]

So I have a pet tarantula, her name is Mushroom. And she is a cute curly hair and is so shy and sweet

unless you are a dubia roach. In which is is a freakin' serial killer. She is currently just petting the roach as this poor thing is frozen in fear.

(Under cut for Tarantula and Roach)

Touch...

[emmster]

Loose ends

[beefy-the-stronk]

Hey, Sam you had a lil something on your-? Nvrm...

TW: ROACHES/INSECTS, and also detailed closeups below [edit2]

[turtletoads]

hating you won't make you suck any less

[mick3yz]

Starship fans is this anything lmao

[left-for-carrion]

Here, c'mere, I got a deal for you You get -> your wings ripped out, halo snapped, legs and arms bound so that way you're hobbling around I get -> a new dog made of the most filthy holy thing I could find

[sunriseindigo]

just a girl and her roach🎀

[chromecore]

02/??? gifs of viv what's with your face? it ain't my blood...

[sweeneydino]

[hushedclan]

coyote interlude 1

woah hey these aren’t cats! i wanted to explore the lives of some of the coyotes that live with and around the clans. you might recognize red ears (he/him) from moon 16! updates will return as normal next week :)

the nefarious roach (he/they) belongs to @diluge

[nevadaafterdark]

one thing about me is that you don't even need to trick me into getting violently high. i am so fucking curious about strains and whatever that i WILL take a hit if you describe the flavor. like what do you mean this one kinda tastes like sprite? there's one that's called cotton candy diesel?? sign me up

[emmster]

15 24 12 GhostRoach

15. Passionate

24. In danger

12. In grief (I blame the anon)

(I kinda want to finish the last one)

[lxvvie]

How would the MW2 guys react to their baby getting their vaccines ? (I just went with my sister to have my newborn niece get hers and my sister and I cried not gonna lie 😢)

I'd cry, too, anon, but regarding your faves:

content warning: needles/shots

Price would keep a stiff upper lip about it all; he's the dad who talks his baby through the process to keep them distracted even though he's dreading the moment.

Gaz actually had to talk himself through the process of watching his baby get their shots. He used to think falling out of a helicopter was the worst fucking thing to ever happen to him but watching his baby cry and he's helpless to stop it? Nothing will ever compare to that. To his surprise, the baby only whined afterward. That was the first shot, though.

Soap would rather it not happen. Like... at all. He's the papa who's going through some shit days and weeks before the appointment even happens. The one who also looks for remedies to ease the baby's pain. Also suggests administering the shots while the baby is asleep so they won't be in pain. To no one's surprise, his little bundle of joy is wailing and Soap's there to take the pain away as best he can. Doesn't even let his baby out of his arms for the rest of the day it seems like.

Ghost took it like a champ. His kid did, too... or at least he thought they did. Turns out it was a delayed reaction and his baby experiences a betrayal that man (and baby) was never meant to know.

Rudy is the one who actually does cry but he'll never admit it. Those sniffles weren't because of your allergies, Rodolfo.

This is perhaps one of the few times Alejandro looks heartbroken and feels absolutely helpless. He quickly gathers his baby up and holds them close. And then he hears that telltale wet fart.

Alex soldiered through, more than he thought he would, but later on admits that was the worst fucking pain he's ever experienced.

Roach is just an absolute mess during the entire thing. A hot mess express.

So, too, is Keegan. His nerves are shot to absolute hell and he's sure that if it wasn't for his baby, he would've fainted.

König had been preparing himself but the baby did nothing. Like... at all. Was really a calm cucumber throughout the entire thing which was interesting because his little one is usually on the fussy side. Oh. Okay, then.

Graves actually talked and serenaded his baby while getting vaccinated, so much so that the baby wasn't even aware they got shots at all. "Good soldier, buddy!"

[pie-bean]

Despite playing for years I didn't know furniture could actually squish the roaches...

[corelex]

A Beautiful Roach

Inspired by @spitdrunken's two Maxime prompts, Luzz_Sapo's Surrender fic, and a quote from The Walten Files.

☕ ko-fi