#robinwritesshitposts

[specialagentartemis]

for the fic ask game, angry?

Ooh, another sneak peek of the upcoming Lambert Week fic chapter that will Definitely Happen, Soon, One Of These Days:

And for the first time he finds himself angry at Command—not confused, not unnerved, not grudgingly tolerant, but angry—for the position they’re putting Rhea in.

Is somebody learning to rebel due to AI Rights.......

[stationarcadia]

Will our cast eventually meet up? (ps I just listened to the trailers and episode and I’m so hooked)

Only time will tell...

[callboxkat]

Omg! I love your Infinitesimal series. I read it on Ao3 first, I didn’t know you had a tumblr! I love your writing so much!

Thank you so much!! And yep, I’ve got a tumblr. :) 

(If you’re interested, by the way, I post a lot of my outlines for Infinitesimal chapters on my tumblr. You’ll find most of them past part ~40 if you search “outlines” on my blog. People seem to like them!)

[tsxsidesweek]

Nooo I missed it. Please say you’re gonna do another one?

I would like to! I just need to decide when would be a good time.

[the-taglist-repository]

Can I be added to Logan centric, Roman centric, Janus centric, lamp, logicality, enemies to lovers and g/t lists?

It is done.

[nonbinary-octopus]

@robinwritesshitposts

I have anticipated you!

(also, I suspect that the texture would be more gummy than crunchy.)

All the soap I made last night!

[wolf359rp]

Wolf359 Post-Canon Roleplay

@evariaexists @robinwritesshitposts @so-you-read-the-usernames @chaoticmangoes @icewatrr @hargreevespresso @celestieas

The Hephaestus mission did not go as planned. In fact, it veered about as far off course as it possibly could have-- Further off course than Douglas Eiffel’s own careening space pod. However, after mutinies, deaths, and alien encounters, a fractured group manages to return to Earth.

In one world, not everyone made it.

In another, in this world, Colonel Warren Kepler made it out alive, and Doctor Maxwell survived her shot to the head. However, even escaping death, this fractured crew now stands to face a greater problem:

Finding out what to do next.

With the Urania approaching Earth, carrying aboard two Goddard Futuristics leads with grievous injuries to their minds, these traumatized spacefarers must now find out how to restart their old lives. But, with a crazed technology company on their tails, can their lives ever truly be normal again?

After unfortunately not gaining much in our original run, I’m trying again for another Wolf359 roleplay, this one taking place after the original run of the show! With most members going inactive, we are currently looking for the following characters:

Captain Isabela Lovelace

Any of Lovelace’s original crew

Any additional Goddard Futuristics staff (aside from Cutter and Pryce)

Any other characters (family members, background characters)

If you are interested, please dm this account or my main at @someone-called-f1nch. I’ll give you the discord link there! We’ll be starting soon, so act fast! Thank you!

[badpodcastcrossovers]

You’re right

Devorah and Henry (the ducks) otp

[specialagentartemis]

L^2 give me such feelings and :eyes: at that,, poor Lovelace. poor Lambert

Aww thanks.  I love thinking about them and making myself sad! :’)

[stationarcadia]

Honestly this is the best time for merch to drop bc my birthdays coming up, so.... anyways I love the new episode!! And “broadkass” I would die for Zed

Hell yeah, happy almost-birthday! Glad you liked the new ep, and Z. @thehangedmanrusts (Z’s voice actor) did a great job. 

[unsympathetic-character-thomas]

Good morning! I saw the rude anon earlier and I was wondering if I’ve been warning the right way? Just a quick note at the beginning? Or if there was a better way you’d prefer us to do it

From what i've seen of your asks, you've going alright. The issue was that there was no warnings at all. As long as you give us some warning at the beginning, you're fine

-Mod Patton

[janus-stanus]

Those Good Lies - a Sanders Sides fanfic

Happy birthday Janus :)

(No this is not a day late, I posted it to AO3 last night with 30 minutes to spare)

Rating: General | Characters: Janus & Thomas

Category: General, Character Study, builds to angst but has a happy ending

Summary:

Thomas is still getting used to Janus. He's still figuring out what it means to have him here, as a part of him. Still figuring out just how much he does for him.

As it turns out, Janus is still figuring those things out himself.

A story about the lies we tell ourselves.

Length: 10,650 words

Content warnings: Occasional swearing, and some mild mind f*ckery during a mid-late section. Oh, and a Heathers song. /gen

AO3 link (full fic with expanded author’s notes)

You’ll find a preview of the fic (the first ~350 words) beneath the cut. As always, reblogs, kudos, and comments are greatly appreciated! Hope you enjoy!

It was strange when Thomas heard Janus’s voice for the first time. Strange, in that it was familiar.

A thought which Logan would immediately respond to with, “That’s because his voice is still your voice, Thomas. Why did you need me to tell you this?”

But it wasn’t that. He’s pretty sure, anyway.

Of course, as soon as the embodiment of his deceit was demasked, Thomas recognized his cadence as the hissing that drove him to act on his more self-centered tendencies. As the facsimile of honesty that he spoke fabrications with.

But, separate from that, something about this permutation of his vocals scratches a primal itch in the back of his brain. It was a sensation he found comfort in even as everything else about this new side’s introduction, this imposing intruder clad in black and yellow, screamed, “I’m an old-timey cartoon villain here to take your puppies and punt them, for fun!”

He didn’t recognize it instantly; he was too busy regaining his balance after stumbling three feet back from the sudden sight of him. But when Virgil insinuated that his ignorance of this imposter was the result of a self-directed delusion, that he wasn’t as honest as he thought he was, the snake-faced stranger cooed, in a tone as uncanny as it was almost motherly,

“Oh, you are, Thomas. You are a good person. Everybody says so.”

Those were the words that stuck with Thomas after the villain had been vanquished and banished by his morality’s return. Not just their contents, but the voice itself; saccharine and soothing as his favorite blend of tea, with honey and an excessive scoop of sugar. It made him think of Patton, even though, objectively, it was much too slick and suave.

It made him think of a lot of things. Too many to pin it down.

He knew, and is only more certain now, that he’d heard this voice before. Deceit’s - No, Janus’s.

The question was, when, exactly? And why did it now carry such a bitter aftertaste?

END OF PREVIEW

If you’d like to continue, scroll back up for the AO3 link, and start reading again at the first ⁂

TAGLIST: (massive thanks to @the-taglist-repository!)

@sometimes-love-is-enough (I know you already read it but I figured I’d thank you again for the lovely comment you left... and maybe you’d like to reblog this and share some of your clout? /hj)

@melissa-s23 @reptilianwithscallions (You both left positive feedback on a short piece I wrote a bit ago with Janus comforting Thomas, and now that fic is a part of this one! Hopefully you’ll enjoy the rest of the Janus & Thomas hurt/comfort just as much)

@books-are-cool @katelynn-a-fan @dwbh888 @royal-stormcloud @thefivecalls @awkwardjester

@ollyollyoxinfree @intruxiety @brain-deadx0 @the-grounded-raven @just-your-typical-trans-guy @grouptalekindnesssoul @the-hoely-bleach @anvil527up @fanficloverinthesun

@smileyzs @robinwritesshitposts  @thatgaydemigodnerd @arya-skywalker @itsabsurd-and-terrifying @potatsanderssides @aceawkwardunicorn 

[podcastbigbang]

Talk Too Much

Synopsis:

What happens you have a power outage on your space ship 7.795 light years from earth? story time, of course. A mid-cannon fic with featuring snacks, teaming up to get supplies, and sitting around together and telling stories like the found family we all crave. From ghost stories to that one time Minkowski, Hilbert, and Eiffel had to go visit an elementary school before the mission, theres all sorts of spooks and secrets shared during this bonding moment for the entire crew.

Rating: Teen

Pairings or Main Characters: Warren Kepler/Daniel Jacobi, Renee Minkowski/Isabel Lovelace, Alexander Hilbert, Doug Eiffel

Author Intro: 

@clownboye : HI I’m judus first time writer full time artist and silly man. I hope you enjoy my fic because i. Holds this podcast and the characters gently in my hands. 

Artist Intros: 

@57papercranes : Hey I'm 57 (name not age lmao) and I'm deeply in love with wolf 359!!! I listened to this podcast as it was still coming out, and somehow I still have never made art for it, which is a CRIME that I'm remedying with this fic :)

@chromaticmelody : Hey, it's Faby again. I read crew bonding time and came running,,, please,, I'm craving that good good crew quality time on the ship, heaven knows these space clowns (affectionate) need it. 

Beta Intros: 

@spiralvore : hi im tez ! i beta for this fic and i think im prety cool

@robinwritesshitposts : Hello I’m Robin and I’m stoked to get to be a beta for this fic! 

@meterokinesis : Hi I’m Hunter and I’m a beta for this fic!

[the-taglist-repository]

yep, there you are. and now there you aren't.

Hey, I’ve fallen out of the Sanders Sides fandom, could you take me off of the taglists?

Hi, it looks like you changed your username while this was gathering dust in my inbox. If you could let me know what name the tags were under when you were added, I can definitely remove them.

[transkingoryx]

should have known better (Janus angst)

Janus was worried. This wasn’t an uncommon occurrence by any means, but it still concerned his friends a great deal. Still, he knew better than to vent, after what had happened last time.

He didn’t think Roman would ever look at him the same. He wished more than anything he could go back and just say “I’m fine”. He’d done it enough times. The lie came so naturally, it scared him a little. 

Instead, he was hiding here in a convenient corner of the school library, reliving a decision he regretted more than anything. Janus pulled out his phone and keyed in his password, switching right to the messages app to reread the conversation. 

Princey: Hey! You awake?

Evil Snake Boi: yeah but it's two in the morning, Ro. 

Evil Snake Boi: how are you?

Princey: I’m doing alright! How bout you?

Evil Snake Boi: im ok

Princey: You sure?

Evil Snake Boi: im not ok

Princey: Wanna tell me what happened?

Evil Snake Boi: same thing that always happens. i fucked up, Ro. 

Princey: Explain?

Evil Snake Boi: you know how Virge was avoiding us a while ago because of that thing Lo said?

Princey: Yeah?

Evil Snake Boi: i told Logan that Virgil said it wasn’t a big deal and told Virge that Logan said sorry.

Princey: That explains a lot.

Evil Snake Boi: then i felt bad for manipulating them like that and i told pat what i did because i couldn’t keep the secret any longer and im the kind of bitch who makes other people deal with the secrets that i cant deal with

Evil Snake Boi: he didnt believe me. I cant fucking come clean no matter what i do.

Princey: But you’re so honest… I can’t think of a single time you lied.

Evil Snake Boi: i guess you didn’t really know me. to be fair i dont think i know me either

Princey: Are you okay?

Evil Snake Boi: what do you fucking think princey

Princey: What else happened? 

Evil Snake Boi: you know that guy in my homeroom class? 

Princey: Mark?

Evil Snake Boi: that’s the one. he’s kinda the first one who called me out on my lies.

Evil Snake Boi: today he was saying some shit about how im nothing but a liar and never will be anything more

Princey: Well, that’s rude.

Evil Snake Boi: he also said no one in their right mind would trust me if they really… knew me, i guess

Evil Snake Boi: so lets see what happens.

Evil Snake Boi: im not in writing club i just have regular appointments with the school psychologist.

Evil Snake Boi: i’ve been talking with remus and he complains to me about you. i probably know all your secrets at this point.

Evil Snake Boi: whenever there’s a conflict, i pretend to be on both sides

Evil Snake Boi: see? you’re going to hate me now

Princey: I mean, I’m not exactly happy about hearing that you’re secretly a huge liar. 

Evil Snake Boi: i just don’t know how to not lie it’s just kinda my first instinct

Evil Snake Boi: i dont want to end up alone, just a liar who no one trusts anymore

Princey: Janus…

Evil Snake Boi: im sorry, Ro. you shouldn’t have to deal with this.

Evil Snake Boi: you shouldn’t have to deal with me.

Evil Snake Boi: it’ll be lo and virge who stop talking to me first

Evil Snake Boi: then you and remus.

Evil Snake Boi: then pat will eventually come around when he realizes how much of a toxic friend i am

Evil Snake Boi: so go ahead and block me it’s what i would do if i were you

Evil Snake Boi: i don’t know if i’m really as friendly as i am around you all and everyone else is just annoying and deserving of the fact that i’m never nice to them or if i’m just accidentally manipulating you guys. 

Princey: It’s pretty late.

Evil Snake Boi: you think?

Princey: Maybe you should go to sleep?

Evil Snake Boi: alright. good night?

Princey: Night.

Janus shut his phone off and put it away, clenching his hands into fists. His nails dug into his palms. Stupid. Idiot. Why did you say that? Do you want to lose all your friends? 

Idiot.

Worthless.

Liar. 

Pathetic. 

He tensed his shoulders, crossing his arms over his chest. Tears spilled out of his eyes, running down his face and dripping onto the table in front of him. Janus released his hands, looking at the crescent-shaped indentations where his fingernails had dug into his palms and left marks. Why am I like this? 

Janus was the self-care friend. That was his role. He was protective and sarcastic and helped his friends out. He didn’t cry. He didn’t vent. He knew who he was. He didn’t tell lies. 

He took a deep breath. Dried his tears with a tissue from his backpack. Rubbed lotion on the indentations. Thought of an excuse for his sudden disappearance. I was doing homework for English class. 

He stood up, and made his way out of the library without encountering anyone. Checking his phone, it was the end of the school day. Janus headed for the school doors, finding his friends in the crowd of students trickling out of the exit. Patton waved to him, a bright smile showing on his face. Logan barely glanced up from where he was telling Remus some of the more disturbing facts he had memorized. Roman wasn’t there, as he had play practice.  Virgil was standing at Patton’s shoulder with his headphones on. 

“Hi, Janus!” Patton called. “Where were you?”

Janus arranged his features into something like a smile, and told another lie.

writing taglist: @definitely-a-living-human

from @/the-taglist-repository: high school au: @dragonwithproblems @starlight-era @just-your-typical-trans-guy @averykedavra  @potatsanderssides @idont-freaking-know Janus-centric: @smileyzs @robinwritesshitposts  @thatgaydemigodnerd @arya-skywalker @itsabsurd-and-terrifying @potatsanderssides @legendsgates @aceawkwardunicorn Janus angst: @just-your-typical-trans-guy @legendsgates @itsabsurd-and-terrifying Angst: @idont-freaking-know @hitmewiththatfanart33 @aceawkwardunicorn

[onthevirgeofdestruction]

Words: 15,831 Characters: Janus, Virgil, Remy, Logan Ships: Anxceit Universe: Flowershop/Wings/Soulmate AU Genre: Fluff, Hurt/Comfort

   “Hey, yeah, excuse me,” The person came up to the front counter and Janus sat up to nod in acknowledgment. “I need a bouquet that says ‘fuck you’,” They grimaced. They had a bit of a British accent, which was surprising in a smaller town like this. Their wings were also quite a lovely shade of black that was also very rare in this area. The customer's wings were ruffled and puffed up to suit the dark glower, which was kind of amusing. Janus suppressed a grin.

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shorts taglist: @elizabutgayer @ollyollyoxinfree 

taglist repository: 

anxceit: @a-fandom-trashdump

Soulmates: @dragonwithproblems @snowdice @just-a-random-enby @locked-prism  @nonasficcollection @enby-phoenix @idont-freaking-know @sign-from-rain-complex @hitmewiththatfanart33 @aceawkwardunicorn

Winged Sides: @kieraelieson @enby-phoenix @just-your-typical-trans-guy @k1ngtok1 @legendsgates @nonasficcollection @rainbowbowtie @10moonymhrivertam @supernovainthenightsky @evoodo123 @idont-freaking-know @aceawkwardunicorn

Janus-Centric: @smileyzs @robinwritesshitposts  @thatgaydemirainnerd @arya-skywalker @itsabsurd-and-terrifying @potatsanderssides @legendsgates @aceawkwardunicorn

Everything Taglist: @katelynn-a-fan @dwbh888 @royal-stormcloud @thefivecalls @ananonsplace @ollyollyoxinfree @intruxiety @brain-deadx0 @the-grounded-raven @just-your-typical-trans-guy @grouptalekindnesssoul @the-hoely-bleach @anvil527up @fanficloverinthesun