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characters just like..... looking after each other idk. physically... like taking baths or showers together (nonsexually) and like bathing each other, making each other their fav meals/drinks, brushing or braiding hair,,,, putting a jacket on the other before they leave so they don't get cold,, doing each others hrt shots,, holding them to take a bit of the pain off their joints if they struggle w that kinda thing,,, just yeagh. looking after each other in mundane ways,,, especially if at least 1 of the parties involved struggles to be kind to themself and look after themself. I mean this platonically or romantically or whatever. sobs
#sap tag#wine drunk again could u tell#<- this isnt a routine thing to me ive just heen to a lot of christmas dinners w various groups of ppl lol#containment breach
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Day 3 of posting Nevermore thoughts until S2 drops
Modern college student Annabel would be a ho and I'm so not taking any criticism. 20 something straight A good girl recovering from severe comphet leaves her father's supervision for the first time in her life and realizes this her last chance to have fun before real life starts? Devious. Unleashing that unto the world should be illegal. No woman would be safe. She's single-handedly responsible for the sexual awakenings of about 50 people
#half joking but also im so fr#meanwhile Lenore would flirt like a ho but squeals when a woman touches her hand the wrong way#libido reaching critical mass her body can't contain it it's gonna blo-#you best believe she'd have half the female population of that school wrapped around her finger#she'd have to keep a logbook of her conquests#nonetheless people still think she's dating Prospero#she somehow manages to be discrete while fucking like 10 people routinely#guys the only reason she knows almost every member of the GSA personally is because she's such a hashtag ally#if Prospero finds one more pair of lace underwear in the couch he's moving out#okay im done sorry this is so funny#annabel lee nevermore#annabel lee whitlock#nevermore webtoon#nevermore webcomic
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tumblr ads if they were important (part 5/?)
#never not thinking about that one athletic article where the author called out spurge for not dropping the skincare routine#mr. teen dad fountain of youth. he contains multitudes & they're all encased in a youthful glow#jared spurgeon#tumblr ads
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Feeling the urge to take weird pussy art back from the TERFs. Pussy is great. Pussy shouldn't be anyone's enemy. They don't deserve pussy.
#Thinking about what I'm going to do in 2025#Because my 2024 tingler routine makes me happy and I think I will be sad if I don't set up something else in its place#I do not think it will be centered around weird pussy art#But perhaps it will contain the potential for making weird pussy art
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Mom has been teaching the 10yr old brother (among the remaining siblings who are school aged) Latin for several years. The twerp told my mom he now wants to learn Greek as well, which my mom is thrilled with. He's already using Latin in his flippant remarks, so I think he wants to insult people in classical Greek too
#physicsgoblinthoughts#he contains multitude#he love dark souls and sword fighting and he routinely beats teenagers in his jujitsu classes#he deadlifts (with my mom's supervision) and he adores reading about dragons and Paul Bunion#he has the quickest wit of anyone i know#he is kind but takes no shit#he is immune to peer pressure#he makes too many jokes about balls and farts but he's also ten#he's got bright red hair#he kept asking my parents for a baby sister but my mom was too old#so when he finally got a niece he treats her like a princess#he lets his 2yr old nephew wrestle with him without getting mad#i love him so much
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Anyone else have near-perfect executive function at work; but at home, have literally no energy or motivation to do anything except lie in a dark room, with something in or on your ears for several hours?
#It’s got to be the schedule keeping me on task at work#I love microdosing strict routines (not having an actual routine for the day; but having routines for small tasks#which piss me off if I can’t carry them out precisely the way I planned)#For instance: If I’m asked to paperclip a bunch of stuff together with multicolored paperclips of various sizes#I cannot just indiscriminately pick paperclips from the container because that is WRONG and ILLEGAL#The colors must fit the theme of the assignments; and the colors must alternate in a specific order#and the paperclips must all be the same size#If I’m asked to dump out and clean containers of writing utensils I am going to sort them by type and color#whether you like it or not#Black permanent markers have their own container in a different section from the blue permanent markers#Dry-erase markers are not to be mixed with permanent markers because they are easily confused and it is WRONG and ILLEGAL#Do not fuck with the system. It’s the only organizational skill I have and by fucking GOD I’m going to use it in EXCESS#I stuff and fill out envelopes the exact same way every time because if I do it any other way it is WRONG and ILLEGAL#The stamp always goes on last to minimize monetary waste if there is a mistake#Now you’d think my room is squeaky clean and organized because of how particular I am about these small tasks#Right? Right?#NO IT IS NOT. It looks like a bomb went off. Cleaning the room is a big task which cannot be accomplished within two hours#therefore I have discarded it as anything I need a routine for because it would take too long to come up with#and it is very hard for me to do things like that without instructions or a sense of consistency#So I simply don’t#“After five years the dust doesn’t get any worse” correct; but the mold certainly does#I am convinced half my problems with organization as a kid would have been solved if I just had a hamper#“We have a clothes chute; you don’t need a hamper” Maybe you don’t but I DO#I want one now; but I’m going to use it as incentive to get an apartment#because that’s another thing I need to smuggle and I have too much already
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When you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish (or just write the names of the songs) then send this to your favorite mutuals <3
HIII THANK U LOVE 💚 challenging myself to list current favourites that aren't gonst or sleep token
Morning Elvis - Florence + The Machine & Ethel Cain
Goodbye Stranger - Supertramp
Killing Floor - Graphic Nature
Give 'Em Hell, Kid - My Chemical Romance
BLINDSIDED - Bilmuri
#not listening to much music atm because of my fucked up hearing#but when i get the chance these are some go-tos#also. should have gone to see graphic nature#i had a ticket ...#it was too far away and i had to prioritise visiting a friend#trying not to regret missing that#there will be other chances </3#really want to relive their little opening routine of 'may contain scenes of a graphic nature' jdbdj#rambling in these tags now sorry#asks#watertankafternoon
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I knew I wasn’t like everyone else when people informed me they put the entire bottle of coleslaw dressing on that tiny ass bag of coleslaw
#the bag is like. one salad size#and the container is 12oz#I was talking to my coworker like ‘wow why is the ratio so disproportionate’ and they were like what no it’s not#coleslaw literally performing a synchronized swim routine in the dressing. insane
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„its just women dancing sexy for men“
go ahead, criticise the costumes and makeup - i dont like them either. we can critically examine the origins of cheerleading, and the gendered relations of cheerleading vs other sports. but devaluing these athletes as merely women dancing for male pleasure is not feminist analysis and bordering on misogyny.
#and thats the last i will say on this matter i just want to make sure we are on the same page about what cheerleading contains#mine#Youtube#and yeah this is a mixed competition but female only teams routine has the same elements
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doing the slowest skincare routine in the world
#i keep all my toners/serums/moisturizer in a little box formerly used as a Tupperware style container so I brought everything I need into#into the kitchen and now I'm sitting in my armchair and I'll apply one product then go off reading posts rolling a cigarette etc.#then I remember I'm doing my skincare so I apply my next step and the cycle repeats#genuinely i think it'll take almost an hour to do the routine I can apply within 10min usually
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arguing with myself that i don't have to put all the darth plagueis events in this fic.
on the other hand, the end of darth maul: shadow hunter is kinda a perfect place for it, since it's entire (surviving) main cast ends up in an orbital facility for a pre-election scoping out of the possible candidates while lorn pavan (the poor sucker) is just trying to get what he believes is a holocron to the jedi or the closest equivalent. maul has Fucked Up Bad (it's not his fault, there's a force-nullifying creature bit involved) and been unable to stop him from getting to where the party is, leading to the following scene (combined with the relevant darth plagueis bits):
lorn pavan: at last i have reached the perlemian orbital facility where the party is ongoing. lorn pavan's severed hand: *floating around in the non-gravity-having parts of the facility* maul: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck cannot be seen cannot be seen sidious & plagueis: *gossiping in front of a fancy fountain* sidious: welp. i have to go retrieve our plans from some fool *heads off to another room* plagueis: time for me to stir some shit up. *rubs his long muun hands together, barely restraining cackling* sifo-dyas: i am being targeted for manipulation and i do not like this. sidious: oh good that fool just gave me the datacron with our naboo invasion plans on it. lorn pavan: oh good thank you for taking this important holocron, noted friend of the jedi senator palpatine. *faints* sidious & plagueis: *high five over retrieving the plans and slamming the 'kamino makes clones' anvil down in front of sifo-dyas*
and i have the desire to have this play out:
plagueis: so i'm pretty sure there's going to be civil war in the next fifteen years. gosh, wouldn't it be good if the republic were able to defend itself when that happens, you wouldn't want your padawan to have to grow up fighting a war? heavens that would be horri—where did your padawan go? sifo-dyas: they—uh. fuck. araithana: *quiet quiet, sneaky sneaky* *not really sneaky sneaky, just a nine-year-old who's not even four feet tall* araithana: IS THAT A HOLOCRON? IS THAT MAN MISSING A HAND? SENATOR PALPATINE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. sidious: *almost trips over robes* araithana: oh no is everyone looking this way now?
i really need to find the essential legends collection audiobook for this because it's sam witwer reading it.
too late, found a 10 minute sample. i need this now. sam witwer 100% narrating recommended. who do i have to send psychic waves to so i can get a darth plagueis audiobook with him as narrator?
#keeping up with the skywalkers#galaxies far far away may be closer than they appear#you know i like that plagueis is just having a blast during his last couple months alive when in public#i wish sith ghosts still existed and he's like locked up in the spirit urn in sidious's office that contains his ashes#note to self: au where it gets knocked it over while the corrie guard is doing their 'i'm chancellor palpatine neener neener' routine#aka the nightly sweep for bugs in his office. plagueis is moping 80% of his ghostly time going: i don't know where i went wrong with the bo#but he is SUCH a bitch. oh look dooku's joined us now. wonderful. i think i'll go harass him#fox: PLEASE go harass him.#because i am Fond Of the 'force-sensitive fox' plotpoint#tho i would pull his m-count same as jango (rel. high) & sid keeps him around because he's just going WHY DID IT ONLY WORK FOR HIM?????
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one thing everyone here on this website will learn is how much i love blue mage and simultaneously hate xiv's blue mage
#you ever wanna hear me rant abt self-imposed design limitations that people pretend are factual#or how a job that has routinely had completely different designs and rules each time it is added to a game suddenly “is only like This”#just because yoshi p said so#: ) <- contains endless fury and wrath
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uh, help??
Scream this is iconic….
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Man the tism do be beating my ass rn
#I’m in bed there’s too much light#I reduced the light as much as I could without giving myself anxiety cause my brain is stupid and believes the light will prevent#the fire alarm from going off#idk why but like the last place I lived fucked me ip with that fire alarm guy#and it’s too hot for sleeping bag which means only blankie which means no containment#tempted to go try and sleep on the couch see if I feel better#cleaning my room helped the overwhelmed a bit#and I love my bff I really do but she forgot to take her meds today and the adhd was off the walls and overwhelming#and I gotta go to work tomorrow and try and play off that the new break schedule isn’t going to ruin my routine that I established
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One thing about me is that I'm really good at tricking myself.
#need to pull an all nigher. can't have caffeine. used an undereye serum meant for removing eye bags that has caffeine in it.#i KNOW that tiny amount of caffeine won't actually do anything for me but it's about the ritual and routine of it.#also knowing that it does CONTAIN caffeine
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i do home healthcare for my job and i see sooo many different kinds of people but something i've noticed recently is that my clients with crazy ass criminal backgrounds are the ones who respect me and my autonomy as a person more than the "never did anything wrong" types. i feel safe and at ease with my client that got put away for attempted axe murder, but something about that former superintendent with a flawless record makes me want to scream and run
#god forbid this breaches containment but: there's much more context to the superintendent story i wont share for privacy#this is the first case ive ever had to request being taken off of but it's just a crystalization of something i noticed#the people who fucked up at some point are much more forgiving of people learning their routines and lifestyle#meanwhile the others tend to be.. self conscious? for lack of better word?#if i don't intuitively know their routine it usually triggers anxiety because if they dont live like everyone else it means theyre Different#if you don't learn to accept yourself on whatever kind of day youre having it's going to be HARD to have a happy life as an elderly person#cicada buzzes
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