#satire ocs

[mrdrhenwardhykle]

So I acted upon the urge to make the best FNAF Ocs ever

Anyways

Names: Buckwood (Kirkwood Buck) and Bentley Bat Roles: Freddy Fazbear’s Hecklers - they weren’t originally supposed to be mean, but it sure ended up that way. They take the role of the verbal attackers rather than the physical like all the other animatronics. While they’re considered relatively non-violent, that doesn’t mean they’re non harmful. They do what they can to humiliate Fazbear Entertainment and all their staff, keeping just about everyone on their toes. Their biggest goal is to emotionally destroy William so he doesn't hurt anyone else's kids, but because Phone Guy and Mike are more often seen in the building (AND they have specific traits and flaws grandpas with no filters can't help but pick on)-so overall they have a habit to target those two a little more than William. They can't move from their balcony, but they don't really mind, and have fun just staying in one place for the rest of eternity. HOWEVER, they so sometimes get snacks, beverages, and whatever they want despite 1. them not having legs 2. them not having stomachs and 3. them not having a way down or up. Nobody knows how they do it, and maybe they don't know either. They sometimes steal things from you if they really want to mess with you. Backstory (in concept): they’re the pissed grandpas of some of the missing children, and will do whatever they can to tarnish the name of Fazbear Entertainment for covering up their grandkids murders like it was nothing

[girlpanthera]

thank you us government . this is the closest u will get

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

Tim: So you know how Jason has a cat?

Jason, with a little cat hiding in his jacket: No I don't.

Dick: Yeah.

Tim: I think I would like a pet too.

Dick: Oh?

Jason, trying to muffle the sound of purring: I don't have a pet. You're thinking of Damian.

Tim: I put a collar on one of the bats.

Dick: ....Is that safe?

Tim: For me, or for the bat?

Dick: Both, probably?

Jason, with a little cat nose sticking out of his collar: Both.

[snejkha]

Made a ref for Nat// my small gobling jester that I miss...

[pure-pea2361]

@mystic-warriors

I’ve been inspirited or possessed by a nitpicking yo kai what can I say

[reinafish]

What even is this

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[beiph]

Guys, new art challenge just dropped 😍😍

[oh-westly]

I gotta brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots 🎶 I gotta lovely new flack jacket and a lovely khaki suit 🎶…

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

People like my fuckin alien shit

So here. Have a list of all my characters.

Karen: Ship's mechanic. Human (American-Indian). Fun, snarky, mom vibes, dabbles in illegal drug dealing. She/Her, heterosexual. Has a brown bob with a side undercut, blue eyes, and dark tanned skin, lots of tattoos (including Rainbow Dash). She's like 36.

Steve: Comms Expert. Human (Korean-Japanese). Chill, easygoing, likes video games and Cinnamon Toast Crunch, can and will beat your ass at fortnite. He/Him, gay. Has short black hair, dark brown eyes, pale skin, and a few piercings. He's in his early twenties.

Moss: Translator. Human (Hispanic). Chaotic, sarcastic, an absolute gremlin, has a pet ratbird (keeps trying to domesticate the entire ratbird infestation that lives in the pipes). They/It, pansexual polyamorous. Has curly, bright green/pink hair, blue eyes, and slightly tanned skin. They're twenty-nine.

Zzgnaru. Ship's Captain. Alien (Nobletsk). Tired parent vibes, serious, literal, bad at nuance, loves plushies. Xey/xem, aroace. Brown/black scales, 6 yellow eyes, white horns, spiky tail, pink claws. Xey're 52.

Amethyst: Navigator. Alien (Penaconian). Sweet, happy, literally a ball of sunshine, everyone's sweetheart cutie who also has anxiety. Obsessed with anime (Moss showed him JJK and AoT, and now he's into KnY, MHA, and, like, Helluva Boss.) He/they, demiromantic bisexual. Short blonde hair with purple highlights, hazel eyes, pale skin. He's 32.

Banana: First Mate. Alien (Zzbrk). Comedic, silly, madly in love with Moss (BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET), completely unserious like Captain Jack Sparrow unserious. She/fae, poly, omnisexual. Yellow/brown scales, vitiligo skin, golden eyes, shaved head, white spikes. She's 43.

Douri: Weapons Operater #1. Alien (Aaki). Depressed as shit, loose cannon-type shit, can and will eat your tacos. It/Its, asexual panromantic. Basically just a humanoid blob of orange slime. No one knows its age.

Josh: 2nd Mate. Human (American). Kind of a psycho, hilarious, autistic, likes sharks. And things that look like sharks. Steve’s boyfriend. He/Him, bisexual. Black dreadlocks, umber skin, dark eyes. He's also in his twenties.

Rhïianae: Weapons operator #2. Alien (Jawa). Collects random shit and makes guns out of them. Has severe adhd. Can never finish a project (took apart a secondary engine about a year ago and it's still disassembled). ??? skin, orange eyes, ??? Hair. Fae/Faun/It, demisexual polyamorous. Faun's in its mid-thirties.

Calixtian: Ship's Doctor. Alien (Penaconian). Likes doing experiments on beings of lesser sentience (or heck, same level-sentience, he doesn't care), mad scientist-esque, no one likes him. Blue-green hair, orange eyes, vitiligo skin. He/Him, aromantic. He's 46.

Nøræxx: Interplanetary criminal. Alien (Asgardian). Wanted for weapons smuggling and illegal mercenary work. Is the cavalry reserved for when Douri and Rhïinae are out, is the bodyguard. Dark hair, green eyes, tanned skin. She/He/They, cupioromantic asexual. 500+ years old.

Bastier. Comms student. Human (British). Clueless, cute, easily confused, has OCD, likes cats. Speaks 8 interplanetary languages (not including Earth languages, which he speaks at least twenty of). Blonde hair, pale skin, blue eyes. He/Him, heterosexual (bicurious). 19 years old.

The Ship. "Steroid Annihilator". Modified Class 8 Torigrian K-Wing Destroyer. Got its name when Zzgnaru, Karen, Douri, and Steve successfully piloted it through the Inter-Galaxian Asteroid Fields. Zzgnaru wanted to name it Ssjuokimbl (Conqueror of Rocks), but Steve suggested Asteroid Annihilator instead, and when they got it painted on the side, the artist doing the paint job spelled it wrong. Karen couldn't stop laughing for days.

Note: Steve is a Chill Gay™️, and Josh is a Chaotic Gay™️.

[miptown]

Dollar Store Cyn

She is a horror beyond your comprehension, a cheap knockoff perchance? Known for eating rats off the floor of the dollar store.

Lemme know if you guys wanna see more of the doodles or wanna learn about the joke story she is from.

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Click for more crappy artwork!

**Funfact: she was designed because I was doing silly voice messages with my friends and did a very bad cyn impression

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[p3rcyyy]

I..I I… I I… I _.. I am at loss of words…

[johnlennonbignaturals]

haven't posted art to tumblr in a while.. gyulp

(click for better quality or something)

[happytclown]

Haven't posted in months, got busy : / but here's some OCs from a satire comic I made irl : D

[fleaterson]

WAIT TYSM FOR 100 FOLLOWERS HERES A PETER GRIFFIN DRAWING!! ^_^

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[vinnysorbet]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WELLILI!! (Hehe more Wellophie. 😳😳)

[cheesencrackersinprison]

Hi guys tjis is my Xmen oc. He's the one on the left haha ik he's realistic it's hard to know

His name is Pablo Enis and he has a tragic backstory and has been besties with Deadpool since birth.

He's not like the other girls bc he's a man his mutant power is being a cilindric shaped human who shoots out a White slime to deter enemies. He's also in a love triangle. And secretly a demon princess