#she posted these and I screeched

[spiritedstars]

heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another, I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker - Iris fit check; photo credits go to simp husband who she sings those specific lyrics to 😌

[tashdemetriou]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | 6x10

[tsams-and-co-memes]

Can't wait for the day when we find out Bloodmoon exists in the fem dimension, and that she's a stubborn, argumentative little gremlin who's terrified of turkeys and lives in fear of Chico

[samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires]

A little surprise ﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟ i haven't been low-key hyperfixated on them TEHE

OH MY GOD IM CONVULSING???? /pos

HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lunapwrites]

For whatever reason, Bean has decided that "face down, ass up" is the optimal sleeping position, and she will not be dissuaded.

And when I say this, I mean that very literally: I have tried to flip her back onto her back, and no sooner does her spine touch the mattress than she is rolling like a gas station hot dog.

I cannot with her.

[floofysmallbob]

I was scrolling Pinterest and I kept finding panels from the manga of Neito getting knocked out. Him being overdramatic doesn’t give anyone an excuse to knock him out and drag him by the collar. He gets karate chopped to the back of the neck so frequently no one blinks an eye at the fact that he is getting punched by someone who is strong enough to crush tungsten with just her fists. Also, he only acts overdramatic around Class A, his classmates know he’s not like that all the time, and it would be fine to just drag him away while he’s still conscious. It’s one thing when he’s saying things like the whole “Bakugou caused the downfall of all might” to provoke people, or when he’s fighting dirty, but when he’s just getting carried away laughing manically, there’s zero reason to knock him unconscious and drag him across the floor.

[thatswife]

sometimes posting feels like i just filled out a job application (scary)

[mobiusmybeloved]

MELISSA MCCARTHY IN OMITB??? I SCREAMED

[0scill4te]

i love randomly remembering people you dont talk to anymore. 5ish years ago i added this gal on snap (we met on Her) and everyday, and i mean everyday, she would make a story showing a picture of our (regional) albertsons chain with the caption "hate this fucking place" or "here we go again.."

[daintydoilypon]

She says as she used him as a middle man for every issue she ever had for me, oh wait, she wanted Silo to never tell me which is even wOrSE ahhhhhhhhh

[dollya-robinprotector]

Xīn nián kuài lè! Happy new year, and hope you have a happy vacation back home! 🐉

Goshhhhh thank youuuuuuu

But since we're all asian you know what is happening when we have to go back home before New Year, right? Yes, I'm talking about cleaning the house.

Now, imagine your mom is a hoarder.

That's what I'm facing right now, so I can't say for sure if I'm happy or not-

[sexynetra]

Contemplating throwing myself off the tallest roof I can find because I couldn’t finish rawnsyf today due to power outages so enjoy this adorable photo of Marcia and the chapter will be up tomorrow assuming I don’t throw myself on the blade first.

[octaviasdread]

Jean Rhys, Cambridge Studies In African And Caribbean Literature by Elaine Savory

good news for my fellow writers 🥰

[billdenbrough]

the thing about this trip is that i’ve gotten to hang out with so many of my favourite people ever which is SUCH a like. fucking peak. but also like the thing about giggling together on the couch at 5am over kevin day being cute and funny is that you get SO sad when you have to have your mournful goodbye 😭😭😭

[scuffle-with-spirals]

Debora is such an underrated Dragon Quest girl y'all please I'm SCREAMING. After the time skip first thing homegirl does is bust up in on a bunch of suitors who ain't even pining for her (fools) and goes "Sorry boys, like hell your sorry asses are ever gonna tame this" and just fucking LEAVES????? Leaves the room. Out. In Hand of the Heavenly Bride. The priest ain't gonna be able to resurrect me on this one fellas oh my GOD—

[annachum]

I've just come across a Tumblr that says someone written a fanfic about how, in that fic, Sigyn literally turned Sylvie into a hare, cooked that hare up and served it to Loki

My brain literally screeched at that

I hate Sylvie ( cuz she really is terrible, it has nothing to do with how I love Loki x Sigyn in the Norse Myths ), but this is just GIGANTIC WTF-rey

Think about it - imagine literally COOKING UP SOMEONE WHO BECOMES AN ENEMY OF YOUR SPOUSE AND SERVE IT TO THAT SPOUSE

How FUCKED UP IS THAT?

I don't think ANYONE with any sense or standards would actually want to EAT an enemy - many wouldn't even want to eat their own enemy. It's psychologically disgusting to many to think about it