#shitposting between work

[primamchorus]

free trial friend sent me something cursed, so of course i had to subject reimagined to it.

[protagaster]

Penelope: I think I’m in love with Odysseus…

Ctimene: ...

Penelope: Any thoughts?

Ctimene: And prayers. You’re going to need them.

[thelegendofravio]

Ravio is in the house

Song: Carpet by Toby Fox

[artkaninchenbau]

So how're those Gaster Stonks doing

[so-am-art]

my fraind 🎃

I love him so much you have no idea

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

I'd like to congratulate you on getting your CPR certification.

Now remember, when you’re going in for compressions, it should sound like somebody is standing behind you with the worlds largest Dorito and cracking it open!

Go in firm and hard and snap as many ribs as you can on the way down, that means you’re doing it right.

You save that life. Good luck.

Or... Or... Or kill them, I don’t fucking care.

Audio source

[iicaru2]

i frequently spend several ingame days at a time doing challenges, stranger missions, or various compendium stuff for 100% completion, and i can’t help but imagine that every time john returns home he has a new, even more stupid sounding excuse for abigail as to Why.

she probably (rightfully so) asks where the hell he’s been off doing god knows what instead of Raising your son, John Marston, and he sputters some nonsense like “Sorry, darlin’, spent a few nights sleeping outside a run down fort in Lemoyne shooting birds out of the sky” or “Was watchin’ a real annoying fisherman get killed by a catfish” or “Almost fell off a cliff lookin’ for dinosaur bones for a crazy lady” and other dumb shit that no sane person would believe. but the dumbest part is that every single word of it is true and he comes home with physical evidence to back it up.

[o-mellowy]

Quick doodle

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Just a baby and her unexpectedly batshit insane lying manipulative possesive criminal girlfriend /pos

[iamespecter]

Oh my god I just remembered a one-time thought I had of "what if Specter found themselves in the digital circus" and it results in two ways:

- Specter becomes the local cryptid stray cat that the cast occasionally spots, not really doing anything but just.... observing and maybe even snickering whenever something "amusing" happens. Caine has tried to get rid of this "Strange Virus", but it's the one thing that he doesn't have any control over whatsoever. (They are always small when the cast sees them, this is the more light-hearted scenario of the two)

- Specter takes over the Digital Circus and puppeteers Caine. And life is made a whole lot worse because now a technological demon is pulling the strings of the Circus and chances of abstraction are at an all-time high; Caine finally being put into everyone's shoes and realizes the damages he caused. Definitely angst-heavy

I won't do anything with these concepts, but it's nice to remember it again lol

[oldguardgriffin]

Pull the lever, Kronk

Young Napoleon as a llama as requested by

@lizzysimaginativeworlds

[charmac]

I don’t have Twitter - is there drama in the Rob employee circle 😳

It's so convoluted at this point but in short, Rob hired this woman Brittani to handle his social media/general PR as part of his company, More Better, back in November of 2023, and in September she revealed she was no longer with him. Since then, she's been tweeting (and then deleting) a lot of stuff shading him.

Honestly a lot of her anger seemed in good faith: he's a rich cishet white guy and this isn't a TV set (which afaik people have only ever had good things to say about Rob's sets), it's an "actual" business, and given Rob's general PR (and the fact that no one likes Adim or cares about More Better), it was definitely a contentious job where I'm sure Rob felt like he could just shut down anything she said or did that he didn't 100% agree with.

The thing is, after 2 months, she is continuing to tweet (and delete) random vagues about Rob's character and morals, but has not actually said anything about what happened to her/with him (despite continually saying she is going to talk about it). Instead, she's just engaging with shitposts from actual children on Sunnytwit

So now Bryan, the VP of More Better (and RCG's former assistant, turned creative executive, on Sunny (and my oomf)) is posting gifs kind of mocking her tweets about Rob and moving on from him...

It's all very high school drama, honestly, and both of these people graduated college in the 00s so it's just lowkey funny... (And Rob still follows Brittani ,but I'm gonna say he's hopefully too busy making us good Mac content to give a fuck about all this)

[fatedroses]

I swear I'm gonna be paranoid for this specific gradient of ourple.

[creampuffqueen]

thinking too hard about the yangvik and rayllum parallels… SOMEBODY SEDATE ME 😭

[byberbunk2069]

Somewhere in Tycho...

[dimmestmorn13]

(read L <-- R)

🌹🎼vs SEED!🍎

(click for better quality) (very loosely inspired by this twt)

tumblr gets the nicer version bc dim is an idiot and rushed posting last night... (〒▽〒) so embarrassing diff versions under the cut