#short answers

[shini--chan]

How can a human darling make yandere!America blush in private (in the bedroom)? What naughty things does she need to tell him? Also, what would his reaction be to her sending him spicy pics of herself when he’s away? Something to remind him of her, of course.

Grouping these asks together because they are all from the same person and head in the same direction.

I get that you like my characterisation of Aph America here, and that you want me to write him doing certain things. However, it doesn't fit with how I write the character, especially considering it is a yandere blog. He isn't cutesy here and neither is the relationship he has with the mc. While he isn't Joffrey levels of jackass, I still write him as a jackass.

All of the things would probably happen early in the relationship, before his more unsavoury sides would become apparent and before he would take your phone away and destroy it. Still, it wouldn't really be possible for you to make him blush, since on top of his shamelessness, he wouldn't really regard you as a person. You would just be an extension to him or a pet; you would be there to complete his life and thus all your dreams and whims and fears and worries would always be secondary to his.

Sending him spicy stuff could make him red, not due to shame however, it wouldn't be a blush. Instead, he would either get a sex flush or become angry. Finding him handsome or liking certain features of his would just be you stating the obvious to him and also giving him his dues. The same would go for photos you'd send.

In the very best case scenario, he would see this as you accepting your place in the world readily and fast and would attribute this behaviour to you just finding him that irresistable. Should you try to exit the relationship, then he would point to these actions to make you stay. More likely however, is that he would start thinking that you tend to send other people illicit photos and start imposing restictions on you. Alfred wouldn't be above slutshaming you here and might even go as far to show other people the photos you sent him in order to ruin you reputation.

This could very well become part of his psychological warfare against you to conquer and mould you to his liking.

As for the bedroom - he would be pretty vanilia about sexual intercourse itself. He would detest anything that would involve a lot of clean up or also aftercare. However, he would be into roleplaying and fucking you anywhere outside the bedroom. Control would mostly be in his hands and handing the reins over to you would only happen as part of a transaction or to get a point across. Or to imply that you are fully concenting to the relationship and all his actions.

[sailorsoapbox]

Random ask: Write a hypothetical Sailor Moon x Spongebob crossover

Yep, that's random all right! With the caveat that I was one generation too old to grow up with Spongebob, here goes...

SCENE 1

The Outers' living room. Haruka and Hotaru sit directly in front of their television, with Hotaru being given a place of honour on Haruka's lap. They are both bursting with excitement. Michiru sits on a chaise placed carefully to catch the most light. Setsuna is off preparing dinner.

Haruka: I wonder what Krabby Patties taste like...

Hotaru: Shhhh!! Haruka-papa, it's starting!

TV: 🎶 Ohhhhhhh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 🎶

Haruka and Hotaru, in unison: SPONGE! BOB! SQUARE! PANTS!

Michiru, nonchalantly checking her always-perfect manicure: I don't recall ever being consulted on the matter... Quite rude, really.

SCENE 2

Coincidentally at the same time, Minako and Usagi have gathered at the Tsukino residence for a similar weekly ritual. Minako had devised a cheerleading routine to be performed to the Spongebob theme song, and she and Usagi had dutifully rehearsed the routine to perfection...much to Luna and Artemis' chagrin.

TV: 🎶 Ohhhhhhh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 🎶

Usagi and Minako, in unison, complete with dramatic arm gesturing: SPONGE! BOB! SQUARE! PANTS!

Luna and Artemis: DO! YOUR! HOME! WORK!

Usagi and Minako, in unison again: Aww...

[imagine-silk]

How do you think Deadpool gets his contracts? The Feds would be onto him if he's using a computer or phone because those can be tracked.

》I'm trying to get to the little ones as I start working out the outlines of the other ones.

This is a good question and to be completely honest I don't think he has one way to get them. There are most likely multiple ways to get a contract or in contact with him.

There are probably a bunch of little burner phones he has on rotate instead of just changing the chip every time. No, it would get too expensive and he's not exactly living in luxury. At any given time one of those phones is working so that's like a one in six chance you have the working one.

There's ads on the black market he puts up every once in a while. Usually when he wasn't a just that's straight forward and for a few days. (I'm not going to look up how the black market works to hopefully not get on an FBI watch-list, at least if I'm not already on it.)

Of course there's also word of mouth. The always seems to be where the action is and when someone utters his name so it wouldn't be crazy if someone was like, "I wanna hire a mercenary but I don't know who." And then like Beetlejuice he'd pop out, saying something about how the audience told him and how they were watching right now.

Sometimes he'll put an ad in the newspaper and everyone goes, "There's no way that's real." But when they call he answers like a schoolgirl on a couch kicking up his legs.

If a hero needs his help he'll usually do it. His style but he'll do it nonetheless. And free of charge too! Unless it's SHIELD, then he will ask Fury for a cut. Fury never confirms or denies if he actually does it.

[witless-winion1]

Telemachus, crying that he finally gets to meet his dad: “For twenty years, I never could outgrow you”

Odysseus, the short king, also crying: son, you are several inches taller then I am

[sevsalio]

How tall are u guys.

[rooniearts]

I think Galahad should be allowed at least one(1) free smack for Vector and Charmy, as a treat

Trust me, he's very much exceeded his "one free smack" pass on their first encounter ALONE. They're the ones who ought to get to tease him as a treat

[cherryfennec]

Summer Times

Hi! I'm finally back from my two week abroad trip!

[trolledu]

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Okay you can’t tell me that Vlad doesn’t have an organ somewhere in his mansion. Upon learning of this, Danny would teach himself how to play the Haunted Mansion theme on the organ and play it at 2am.

Vlad Masters is away on business in Gotham, and the Fentons are coincidentally there for a symposium on ecto-activity. So it’s perfect! Except he goes to the wrong house, er mansion.

Honestly, Danny thought it was one of Vlad’s many mansions. Scaring the old man is his favorite activity after all. There’s a higher amount of ectoplasm here, so it has to be Vlad’s place right?

When Bruce comes out (on one of his few nights off) and sees his carbon copy playing the organ, all thoughts fly out of his head. Danny finally looks up and also blue screens. They stare at each other for what feels like an eternity until Danny’s cell phone rings (the ghostbusters theme??) and he panics. He jumps up and makes a break for the other door rushing through apologies “SorryWronghousegottagobye!” And runs out of the room. “Wait! Who are you?”Bruce exclaims as he rushes after him. They’re on the second story in one of the rooms he rarely uses. How did he know where the organ was? No matter. He’ll catch the kid on the stairs.

Except the kid is already almost at the bottom. How did he get down so effortlessly? The kid practically floated down the stairs.

Bruce gets to the foyer just in time to see the kid realize the door was dead-bolted in multiple spots. He won’t be able to undo them all before Bruce catches up to him.

He slows down and stands behind a pillar, assessing his next move. He needs to be careful here. This is a child after all, no need to spook him any more than he already has. He needs to slowly approach, and ask his questions.

But then the kid does the unexpected. After looking around frantically, he takes a deep breath. Two rings form around his middle and travel up and down his body. His black hair turns ghostly white. He looks back, almost directly at Bruce. His eyes widen as if he realizes he’s being watched. He whispers, barely loud enough to hear, “I’m so sorry, please don’t follow me.” Then, he backs through the locked door and vanishes.

[jodoesnew]

On the other end

A small dcaXy/n idea I had

Premis: Y/N works part time in the daycare but doesn't really interact with the dca which doesn't mean the dca didn't notice them there.

Start of the story

Y/N gets messages from an unknown number and decides to answer

They start messaging thinking that they don't know each other at all

They notice that the tone and wording in the messages switches completely throughout the day but get used to it way too fast

Y/N's life is a complete mess right now so Unknown is a pleasant distraction

They never tell each other their real names but use nicknames instead

Both share how they feel often and text about life and just anything that they think of

Someday y/n just calls their unknown friend to share some great news because they have no one else they want to share it with

They don't pick up but call back later

A male voice they have never heard answers. A pleasant one. They talk for hours.

But the voice tells them to only call at night bc he can't talk on the phone while working. But texting is fine

Y/N falls in love over late night phone calls and long text convos

They ask if they could meet up and hang out

He doesn't answer

The connection goes silent

The last thing he sent is "I'm so sorry. But I can't" written only a few minutes after their question (in the middle of the day)

Hours go by and they get no answer from him anymore

Hurt and worried Y/N is in a daze of crying and starring at nothing for the rest of the week

This is when Y/N misses their break bc they stayed in the daycare closet to cry

As they step out the daycare is dark sth that Y/N was never there to see

Then they hear it. The voice of the person they love singing from where the kids are sleeping.

Y/N stumbles through the dark until they reach the kids and lock eyes with the daycare attendant

Moon goes quiet and his eyes betray him and show his shock

Y/N is stunned

"It's you?"

Awkward

P2, P3

[forgettable-au]

Hello I have a question

How tall is Wingdings- I mean Paps?

(Hope you’re having a good day)

If you were asking for exact measurements...idk

[shini--chan]

So, here I've just gathered a few asks and will be shooting off some short answerd to these since I can't really find much to write about here. At least at the moment.

For the first ask I would say that they would either ignore you because they would see you as talking nonsense, or clamp down hard because they would see it as you trying to manipulate they into setting you free. One or the other might humor you in the fashion of "we'll have this conversation once and then you'll know your place.".

Onto the second asks - this Hetalia blog is even here in 2025! Shows how long I've been procrastinating on answering asks. Truth be told, I don't think playing the neutral card could do that much in how they'd treat you. Perhaps with more scorn, or they would view you as naive for clinging to the simplistic view of Realpolitik. Or they would be emboldened in their actions because what would you do and who would help you? Aside from that I've never watched parks and rec.

And pls add characters when you send in requests. Adding no character might lead to me choosing some characters in the asker's stead, or just shuffling it off in a post like this since I wouldn't know what to do with it.

As for the third ask: as nice as the idea is and as much as I like writing historical hetalia, this a x reader blog

Frankly, I don't really see any of the Allies truely going through with this. At most, it would be a fake divorce so that they could put you in a bad light, or to teach you a lesson.

They either wouldn't care or would use it to make you feel bad should you try to leave, i.e. that only they can cater to your needs, only they would really help you and so on.

Not a yandere ask?

I can't really answer this ask without changing the essence of it. My answer would more go along the lines "how would yandere 2p allies react if their usual attempts to control their darling would result in severe backlash", because as it is impossible to place measures that would result in backlash on every form of control.

[sailorsoapbox]

Parodon me but do you a png version of this in high quality? https://www.tumblr.com/sailorsoapbox/658781067799592960/close-but-its-where-her-big-tear-is-shown-before?source=share

That's a 1440 x 1080 screenshot, I can't make it more high quality than it already is... I just took this one in VLC and there's not much difference.

[adobe-outdesign]

Me explaining Pokemon titles: yeah the game names tend to be wordy so the fandom just abbreviates all of them. for example, HGSS is short for HeartGold and SoulSilver

Normal person: Oh I see! What's XY short for then?

Me, sweating: X and Y

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

I love your Dipper and Mabel drawings. :3

THANK YOU 2194TEDDY!!!!

I was just cleaning my desktop, and I came across scans of some drawings from like a month or two ago. I quickly edited them and was about to throw them up here when I remembered this ask!! SO HERE YOU GO, YOU GET SOME MORE!!!

IT'S ALMOST 2 AM AND I NEED TO GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW

[nidbaesenpai]

Dare you say this love could just save you