#shrimp answers asks

[shrimpothy]

literally what is the good in reporting "scammers". if it actually was a scammer great job they'll make another account and go on with their day. some probably wont notice if they're running multiple scams but if you managed to get an actual persons account deleted they have to make a new account prove that they're in an active war site go through the vetting process write a new fucking paragraph about their trauma (if they don't have it on hand already with how many accounts are scamjacketed and deactivated constantly) and regain their meager ass place in the algorithm. for daring to mildly inconvenience a tumblr user. i'm going insane

pls read all the way thru!!

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is it weird that what makes me the most certain that they’re actually scam bots the fact that they would choose tumblr in the first place. like let me go to emo faggot land, a site that is believed to be dead by most people and is lowkey infamous for its bot problem, to get help. it makes more sense to post something like that on tiktok, instagram, xiaohongshu, etc. or at least imo.

in the event that families are actually flocking here in an attempt to receive help, someone should tell them that they’re likely to be ignored and assumed to be a bot. if you’re gonna support a scam, tell these accounts to catfish people on sugar daddy apps to get donations. there are lonely rich dudes willing to pay to just talk to people. or shit, asking a findom to get their subs to donate could work too.

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but on a more serious note, it’s generally safer, and better for everyone involved, to help people through legit organizations (like pcrf, map, unicef, unwra, wfp, wck, rescue, etc.) anyways, as these are actual nonprofits and welfare programs and they have potential to reach more than just one family at a time, which is ultimately more effective and efficient when it comes to saving palestine as a whole. it’s secure and safer to trust.

not all people are moral, a lot of humans use whatever they can to their advantage. if someone wants money, even if they don’t remotely need it, they will find a way to get it.

the internet has been littered with scams since its conception.

do not trust strangers with your account information, do not trust strangers with your money, do not trust strangers on the internet, do not trust strangers. full stop.

remember, dead internet theory isn’t a theory anymore. bots have already begun to reign supreme.

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anyways,

here’s more links to some helpful resources in regards to being confident in your efforts to support palestine.

protect palestine - essentially a palestinian support masterlist

palestinian solidarity campaign

the blop - big list of protests, not just for palestine but still useful and relevant

click to help /li ‼️- this one is great for my fellow broke and/or depressed bitches that lack the funds or energy to contribute more significantly but still want to help out. you best believe that activism burnout is real and prevalent, which is another thing this is good for

is it legit? - read charity reviews and ratings

us campaign for palestinian rights

decolonize palestine - learn about palestine and its culture! history, literature, myth busting, and more

palestine legal - if you need lawful help in your support efforts. this is especially important with the kidnappings of activists that’s been occurring as of late

heal palestine

build palestine’s list of trusted orgs

muslims around the world - they’re international but i linked their palestinian donation page specifically

un crisis relief for gaza

donate stock or crypto to project hope

wear the peace - clothes as activism. all profits go to gazan aid

penny appeal

doctors without borders - helps over 70 different countries, including palestine, ukraine, sudan, and the democratic republic of congo

sign up to volunteer at helping hand for relief and development

impactive - app for organizing and volunteering

turn up activism - app for youth activism

BDS movement

apps and sites to help with your boycotting: no thanks, boycott for peace, goods unite us, uplift

aweea’s list of palestinian owned businesses in USA, CANADA, UK, and AU

shop palestine

actions you can take to help

[silverskye13]

🦐⚔️🦐

"Your skills are quite shimpressive Sir Prawnsalot!"

"Verily Sir Shellwaine, such praise from one such as thee is shrimply divine."

"En guarde, good sir, and onward to jolly competition!"

[fox-guardian]

For art request how about a fursona of one of the oiar workers. Up to you which character (includes externals n such)

shrimp time <3

[ID: A digital sketch of Sam from The Magnus Protocol as an anthropomorphic shrimp. His antennae are up and over his head, he is holding his hands near his chest, and he has a pleading expression. He is wearing a turtleneck, a cardigan, and trousers. He still has a mustache. end ID]

[askthecaretakers]

Does shrimpo bite?

[casualshrimp-but-undertale]

I’m sorry @stupendobendy… your ask got eaten by tumblr ;-;

I do think they would!! It’s a very fun idea, and this gave me a comic idea :>

[somesecretpie]

is shrimps buges?

That would depend on your definition of bug. Bug has many definitions.

1.) An insect of the order Hemiptera. Unfortunately, shrimps is not bugs.

2.) A small insect. Unfortunately, shrimps are also not insects. Although, cladistically speaking, the leading theory is that insects evolved from something similar to fairy shrimp. So “bugs is shrimp” may be correct here.

3.) A flaw in software. Shrimps are not flaws (they are virtues), so shrimps is not bugs.

4.) A concealed listening device for spying. Shrimps can listen and they DO spy. Shrimps is bugs indeed.

5.) A micro-organism (stomach bug.) Shrimps are very small, micro even. So yes, shrimps is bugs.

Now whether or not “shrimps is bugs” will also depend on your definition of shrimp. There are two meanings:

1.) Small and marine decapod crustaceans. Perhaps these are bugs, but it depends (see above.)

2.) A very small puny person or thing. Why, every definition of bug fits this description! Shrimps is bugs!

I hope this answers your question.

[finns-fish-facts]

Finn

Finn what did you do ..

> “He’s putting himself in danger.”

> “Here’s the sitch.”

> “Every time we have to go to the lower levels, we draw straws. Five are marked red to decide who has to go.”

> “For the past three weeks, Finn has drawn red. Every. Time.”

> “He rigged something.”

> “.. I hate cheaters.”

> “You even ran to grab the straw I was going to pick. A red one.”

> “Well I-“

> “- Knew the whole time?”

> “… Yeah.”

[blondeaxolotl]

I saw the comic and I question....since Ace didn't use the Ace house would it be hilarious that Floyd would use it? Or Rook before he was pomefiore?

He uses it and never asked for permission to use it in the first place

[the-gardenview-family]

Your favorite food?

Shimmer: Is it cheating if I say my dad's cooking? If it is, Cosmo's cookies are also really good. (I should ask him to make some for us later.)

Hamlet: Sprout makes some banger seafood. I'm especially a fan of salmon and crabs and--

Shimmer: ... Hamlet: DON'T LOOK THEM LIKE THAT!! YOU EAT IT TOO!

[shr1mply-here]

aaaaaaaAAHHHH HE MITOSIS'D

WHaA— I DONT— IS THAT HOW BABIES ARE MADE??— IM SO CONFUSED—

WHAT DO WE DO WITH A BABY?????

Wittle’ babyyy~

[ihatehavinganaskshrimpoblog]

hurls buff finn art re-tying your hook onto your fishing rod at you like a cannonball

(this is old art.)

GO AWAY FINN

[occasionalsnippets]

Steph can do the funniest thing ever. She's manifesting it. (Saving her life definitely gave her so much feelings)

She knows that you won't ever see her as anything more than friend or maybe family but the vague pining is very real. Something about watching you crash through the doors with the batmobile... waking up with you by her side where you call her Robin... She's feeling a lot of shrimp emotions.

(On some level, you induce shrimp emotions in everyone.)

[shrimposhandler]

How far could you throw Shrimpo? How far could Shrimpo throw you?

Michael: I'll tell you how far he could throw me.....if he could lift me up first.

No shrimpo was harmed. (Kinda)

[ask-dandy-n-crew]

Hey! This little shrimp got them fake J's!😡😡😡

[shrimpo-cocktail]

Hello Shrimpo, once more.. I uhm.. I was finally able to check up on you and your dreams— have those been, treating you, well..? I’ve been meaning to send you a few sweet dreams for quite sometime but, every toon had me on my toes, haha..

I’m sorry, if I’ve- bothered you, again.

”— ..i. you BEST stay OUTTA my dreams. out of ‘em, YA HEAR ME? I was gettin’ on JUSTT fine without,, you bein’ in my— MEDDLIN’ in. my dreams. GETOUTGETOUT!!”

With that said and down, you could most certainly bet that Shrimpo was quick to force Astro out of his presence, shoving the taller toon to the side alike a mere lamp - face shaded with pink hues, colours with were derived not just from his scales but from what coursed within him. Embarrassment, a tad of shame - and a whole lot of longing.

[finns-fish-facts]

Oh no that's vary dangerous why would you do that?

> “I don’t NEED you looking out for me. I can take care of myself.”

> “I don’t doubt that! It’s just.. It’s clam-plicated.”

> “Then start talking.”

> “Well..”

> “Do you remember the last time you went on a run and we weren’t together?”

> “.. No.”

> “I do.”

> “When you came back up.. You had this look in your eye. Or.. Lack of a look? You were really distant. Like you were looking at something that wasn’t there. You don’t usually mess with your scales unless something is upsetting you either.”

> “And.. I’ve seen bad runs. We both remember what happened to Astro-“

> “Don’t talk about that.”

> “Sorry! Sorry. Point is you worried me. I’ve never seen you that quiet. You didn’t yell or rant at anyone, I’m not sure if you spoke to anyone for three days. It..”

> “It scared me. And you wouldn’t answer when I asked you about it.”

> “Whatever happened down there- I won’t let it happen again. We’re friends, and I’ll be there for you even if you’re not ready to talk about things. But I don’t want to see you like that again. I don’t- It’s a crazy concept, but I don’t like my friends being upset.”

> “…”

> “I’ll stop if it bothers you that much.”

> “No you won’t.”

> “…”

> “….”

> “I hate it when you drop the puns.”

> “Haha- Sorry bud. Got a little too serious! Let minnow when things are upsetting you, okay? Not just the surface level stuff.”

> “I hate talking about feelings.”

> “I know.”