#shut up rosie

[rosicheeks]

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[rozicheeks]

🌀🌀 oOooOoOoOooOoOoO you want to tip me so I can pick up weed oOooOoOoOooOoOo 🌀🌀

[lovemeonlytilthespring]

Looks like I'm off the bird site for a few days. It hurt itself in its confusion and thinks I'm a bot bc I'm so chronically online. Can't help it if there's pretty much nothing to do in this backwater country hell-hole where I live...

[princess-tulip-writes]

U R BALD

gasp

[bloomfish]

like sorry i can't get over this but there are plenty of deeply unfunny comedians MEN that we've tolerated for years. this from the country that allowed absolute idiot of the century russell br*nd to become as successful as he did. you don't have to find every comedian funny but simply assuming a comedian can't be funny because she has cerebral palsy and you can't be fucking bothered to listen to what she's saying.... SCREAM. cope harder, you'll never be funny enough to be on the hit bafta winning series taskmaster and she is lmao.

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Season 2 prediction: Alastor and Rosie get officially married just so Al can have something to rub in Lucifer's face

[rosyronkey]

[wonderlandsakura]

Ok for some reason my brain is hyper focusing on Johnlock again like I won't regret it 2-3 business days from now when I come out of it with 5 new open AO3 tabs (out of my already 156 open AO3 tabs not counting other unfinished/unread fic/fic I've not caught up on, full disclosure) for fic that I probably won't finish reading and/or while being unable to find the. Very Specific. fic I want to read and just having like an open half-filtered tab... But Anyway.

Here's a Very Rare Johnlock Post from me lol

Imagine after all the seasons are over and Johnlock are old and have finally talked about their feelings and properly, actually, gotten officially together

(and subsequently gotten married in like 2 months cause Sherlock filled out the paperwork while John was not actually at home and then actually having a discussion about it when John finds out it happened cause Sherlock casually mentions it and actually agrees after Sherlock mentions (read: steamrolls over him, anxiously) them practically already being married by common law and just officialising it for the tax benefits... they only have a proper wedding, maybe on their/an anniversary when Mrs Hudson finds out probably 6 months later or sth and complains,, but I've gone on a tangent again)

Anyway Rosie is a teenager, with after-school activities and a phone.

I'm just imagining Sherlock dragging John out on a murder case (read: date) and deciding to feed him midway through (like always, tbh,, sth sth that post about feeding the depressed man that tends to forget to eat but I digress)

So Rosie gets a text and a voicemail from the two of them (cause Sherlock prefers to text and tell me John is not the sort to leave voicemails, like he would have put it on the voicemail machine if they had one he's so old man sometimes)

And it goes something like:

[Text from Papa]

Ragù Bolognese, Angelo's, 7pm. Hugs. -SH

[Voicemail from Dad]

"Hi honey, it's Dad.

Sorry we won't be able to make it to dinner with you, your father's got a case and you know how he gets...

Anyway, Mrs Hudson is going out tonight remember, so your Papa is booking the usual table at Angelo's for you... You still like the Spaghetti Bolognese right?

Don't worry about us, we'll eat before we get home. And the reservation is at 7, so don't be late. This will probably take a while so don't wait up either and go straight to bed young lady, you hear me?

Anyway I've got to go, loveyoubye."

Anyway I think it would be very cute, like they love and care about her, even if they're old men who laugh at crime scenes and whose ideal date is trying to catch a murderer together, and they show it by taking a moment to make sure she's fed with her favorite food even when they're busy solving crime, so yeah.

[14dayswithyou]

if the buff girl is tea then i'm literally on the ground begging because she's so hawt for what... literally eating it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, letting her degrade me, choke me, pull my hair, call me names, spit on me, run me over, push me off a cliff, step on me

✦゜ANSWERED: Moooood, but I don't think I'd wanna create another 14DWY-inspired visual novel in order to get over my 14DWY burnout lmao

[rosicheeks]

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[rozicheeks]

In the mood for someone to take their sweet time with me 🥺

[lovemeonlytilthespring]

No... I can't let this affect me... I have to keep pushing... even if Sedge blatantly cheats, I'll find a way through this....

[coffinsister]

Genuine observation I don't think Alastor actually categorizes himself as ace.

Even though he totally is ace!

He only reacts to Rosie's remark after seeing Charlie's reaction to it, and he does seem to be asking in earnest what Rosie means.

I like the detail of old man who's been dead like a century, not really knowing the words, people now use to label themselves.

And I like that not knowing the "Modern" word to describe his experience, doesn't make his experience any less real.

[hiemaldesirae]

warmup doodles for my hannibal radiostatic fic that werent like proper drawings so i couldnt put them anywhere

[blapis-blazuli]

Thought it was way past time to make a somewhat-updated version of this other post I made. Can you tell I'm desperate for more bi polyamorous Otto content?

[robert-rosenthal]

“sorry for being husband material” says rosie rosenthal.