#sigh. I Hope They Explode

[distant-velleity]

post-book 7 is supposed to be one of the most serious times for them but here i am shitposting abt it

bonus (inspired by niaa’s silly little hua cheng things) for your free use:

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@taruruchi

[iknowicanbutwhy]

Universe said we don't have enough wish power for your bullshit. this is your last fucking star

[2ucaslee]

LOOK AT RHIS IFIOT. HE IS SO UGLY I WANT HIMdEAD. I need hi mto explode RIGHT NOQ!!!! I HATE YIM!!

[inky-evergreen]

Some funky dunky doodles :P

[paulmcutiecutie]

????

Tucking his hair behind his ear saying it I need to put an end to bisexual people

[nightseeye]

Ok i made a quick and dirty baby's first positioning guide for phighting characters !

Theres a lotta room for leeway, depending on the situation and map, but vinestaffs please for the love of god stop frontlining by urself!!!!

[wanderingmind867]

I am bizarre. I say this because I don't understand my own mind. Why am I incredibly easily scared, yet cursed with a mind capable of extreme morbidity? I don't actually know, but I sure wish I knew. Because the things I can and can't handle change on a dime. Sometimes my fear doesn't set in until it's too late, and then my brain is crushed by nightmares and fears. I hate talking about my fears, but I also do it oddly often. Maybe we'll do it again. And if i'm venting about it again, let's start at the beginning.

The first movie to ever scare me was Coraline, written by Neil Gaiman but turned into a movie by Henry Selick. That movie didn't tell me it was a horror up front. My parents didn't know it was a horror. The TV channel didn't warn us. So I got to watch it when I was like anywhere from four to six years old. It played games on my soul. I hate that movie. It is why I hate Neil Gaiman. And I always feel tempted to just scream to the heavens whenever I see the movie or book praised. That movie was my intro to horror, so it's something of great evil to me. It traumatized me. Gave me nightmares and a series of irrational fears. Everytime I see that movie's poster, I still instinctively flinch. It's that rough for me.

And it's weird that i'm so weak and easily scared, since my mom was a horror fanatic. She loved scary movies. It was a point of contention every halloween. She wanted to see the horror movies, I wouldn't let her because I didn't need more night terrors. One or two times I let her try watching them with me in the room. That led to me seeing Stephen King movies. And those also traumatized me. So you can hopefully see now a very common theme. I see something scary, it leaves a scar on my mind, rinse and repeat over my twenty years of life.

But I assume people want more if my trauma to get shared, just so they know how easily scared I am. And if nobody does want that, too bad. I'm making it anyways. Maybe I shouldn't be digging out these old memories, but I don't care. I'm going to. Under the cut, I'm going to just bare my soul. And you're hopefully going to read it and feel my pain with me.

You still here? Good. Now, let's get into it. An extensive list of things that scare me could take all day, but we're going to try and do a highlight reel of it all together: the original Pokemon games for the Nintendo something or other (the glitch pokemon people discovered give me shivers), a horror franchise by the initials of fnaf, another horror series by the initials of dhmis (that one traumatised me for nearly a full year), one by the initials of batim (that one has nearly ruined black and white animation for me), little shop of horrors scares me, as does pretty much every major horror movie. And the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and...well, you get the picture.

I would say Undertale is a unique case, though. Because that one traumatised me, too. But it at least had something charming about it, to the point where sometimes I wonder if I should let myself be reeled back in. But then the question becomes: do I want to risk it and then wind up traumatised? I mean...I would need to be really careful about what I choose to focus on. If I get too wild, I'd get nightmares. I still don't know what that game's fucking deal was. That gaster character...traumatic. I kept wanting answers, but looking only gave me truama. Same with some of those amalgam creatures. I both want to compliment the game and also deck it's creator in the face. I don't like when media throws me up and down, playing evil games with me and my heart!

This post is ending now. I don't think it's good for me to go on a tour of all the things that have scared me. There's so much more to cover, but I don't know if I should continue. But I hope someone puts in the time to read all this stuff. Because I sadly put a lot of work into writing this.

[rubydubsnuby]

I wish Pinky and the Brain wasn't fucked up ruined for me they're so silly but now I'm lowkey feeling anxious for listening to a stupid fuckin song from the soundtrack!!!

[daz4i]

on a completely unrelated note. i think the hostages' families should tear bibi apart limb for limb piece by piece until there's nothing left of him. and i think they should be protected by law for doing this bc they'd essentially be doing the entire country - and others around it - a great service

[mylambandmartyr]

[gladiius]

I really do need to reread through or replay everything. Need to remember how cranky he was in the real.

[dawdlecentric]

D3G_Takahashi you are the boniji artist ever 💗💛

Their art really make me feel like this every time

I haven't seen all of their boniji/BTR art yet but these are my favorites so far (tho tbh I love all of their art!)

Source under the cut

[maiyuyuns]

this is my goodbye

[vonlipvig]

every day i go on steam and look at the Prices and every day the Prices are Ugly

[ignihyde-resident]

IM SOBBING BRO WHY DID I HAVE TO FIXATE ON THIS THING

[ragdolldyke]

issue 79.