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One of my favorite pieces of Byler evidence is that Mike treats El the same way he would treat Will.
Like how in S3 he tries to regulate how much El uses her powers, saying that she’s putting herself in too much danger. The problem is, El hates that. She loves her independence, and being able to make decisions about her own body, since that was something that has always been taken away from her.
Will, on the other hand, never stands up for himself. Mike knows that he would sacrifice himself for the greater good without fuss, and needs someone to tell (or demand) him to stand down. Will needs someone to assure him that the weight of everything isn’t on his shoulders alone, and to protect him from people who will walk all over him.
#sir you are with the wrong one#thats the OTHER brunette that went missing in the woods on nov 6th 1983 and has a mother named Joyce and wears flannels and likes art#and got tested on at the lab and has a shitty bio (?) dad and got targeted by vecna for years and wants to kiss you#simple mistake really#byler#byler analysis#will byers#mike wheeler#stranger things
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Unpopular opinion but Wouldn’t You Like is really good and people should pay more attention to it
#epic the musical#epic the underworld saga#epic the troy saga#epic the circe saga#hermes#odysseus#this song has me in a chokehold#Hermes is a dick I love him#wouldn’t you like a taste of the power#like yes sir I do#the horse and the infant#monster#wouldn’t you like#don’t get me wrong#I still love the other ones#but goddam I love wouldn’t
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I SWEAR TRYING TO GET GOOD IMAGES OF MR. RING-A-DING IS A RIOT BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOU END UP WITH INBETWEENS LIKE THIS 😭😭😭😭😭
#i'm howling why is this so funny. sir what is wrong with your FACE#this is the man folks. this is the one we've chosen to simp for. are you evaluating your life choices yet#mr. ring-a-ding#mr ring-a-ding#mr ring a ding#lux#lux imperator#doctor who#dw#starleskatalks
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so I've started reading Journey to the West, and I more or less knew what to expect from Sun Wukong going in, no surprises there. Tripitaka, on the other hand, completely knocked my feet out from under me... I am enchanted
#who the hell picked this guy to go on a Monster Filled Adventure#journey to the west#jttw#tang sanzang#tripitaka#sun wukong#monkey king#technically i'm listening to an audiobook which was possibly not the best idea it's hard to keep track of the names in audio form#still i've been meaning to learn more about this story since it's one of those Foundational Works Of Classical Literature#and i know shit all about it#and this was the best way for me to jump in and stop putting it off#the version my library had is unfortunately abridged and i'm regretting THAT too#because it's already hinted at adventures they chose to skip and HEY I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT ONE GO BACK#i may have to go back and read some of the missing chapters after i finish this version#either way i'm having a blast#monkey is hilarious#but tripitaka... bud... what is wrong with you#he's gonna have a heart attack before he gets anywhere near the west#this man lives in constant terror as far as i can tell#which like. fair. but also my man you decided to go on a monster filled adventure what did you expect#also listening to him get crabby about being hungry and monkey figuring eh better to get food so he doesn't get hangry#and use that stupid spell on me#amazing. what a little bitch. you're supposed to be a monk sir#my art
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I know it was bad and I know it was child abuse but it's still so funny to me that Yondu stole a child, experienced Cuteness Aggression, and told Peter he was so adorable he was gonna eat him. Only Peter (a traumatised and terrified eight-year-old, freshly abducted by aliens) thought he meant it. And Yondu thought that was fucking hilarious so he kept up the 'joke' for thirty years -
#SIR WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T JOKE ABOUT EATING PEOPLE. MUCH LESS THEM HAVING TO BE#GRATEFUL FOR IT#absolutely iconic line right there sdflgdsfgfdsg#gotg#yondu udonta#peter quill#space family my beloved#galaxy's okayest dad#D+ parenting at its finest#when you genuinely love a kid but a) have NO reference for how to be a good caregiver#b) are surrounded by people who threaten you and your loved ones with violence if you ever show them overt kindness#and c) are just generally a shitty person /affectionate slkdfkjdsfgdsg
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My ocs, Sir and Ser, aka the eldritch malevolent policemen 😔
#art#my art#oc#original characters#basically Sir came into existence during Russian empire#when the table of ranks was in its full power#so he is really competetive and individualistic#and sneaky in his misconducts#Ser came to existence during USSR#he is a perfect soviet picture of a police fugure that gone wrong#but at least he is more determined to adapt to the world changing#because he really wants to be a part of the community (you know... communism)#because of the same reason he follows Sir around#at first Sir despised him#bc the last thing that you wanted during the table of ranks historical period is for someone to take the higher place than you in hierarchy#and Ser WAS “created” to replace Sir#but in the end they both became the remnants of the past#so they mutually grew on each other#i have like...a whole story segment about them psychologically torturing one of my protagonists#but I cant help myself and draw some silly arts with them when the mood strikes#tfsg
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#good omens#anthony j crowley#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#fanart#its important to me that you all know the name of this file was Good Omens Kissy#thinking forever about that one art teacher i had who told me i needed to work on depicting hair#you weren't wrong then and you aren't wrong now sir#art tag
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How long until you think they notice?
#Not pictured: Daz sweating bullets as he tries not to grin while he helps Croc look over reports#Croc just looks at him like#what's wrong with you Mr. 1?#dracule mihawk#sir crocodile#buggy the clown#cross guild#one piece#buggy#mihawk#crocodile#myart
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Part 2 to this post of my understanding of one piece characters from OPLA, 70-ish episodes of the anime and cultral osmosis - this time with a slightly better understanding of how to use ms paint
again, please not spoilers im only on episode 96
#i wrote all of this and then watched 20ish more episodes so i know a little bit more than what the notes suggest but i didnt want to edit it#one piece#OP#OPLA#one piece live action#one piece spoilers#dracule mihawk#buggy the clown#red haired shanks#sir crocodile#don flamenco#what a wild way to learn i got his name wrong#oh well#not going to tag the others since i dont really know their full names and im not getting spoiled looking for them again#guys why did none of you tell me how fun ms paint was
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the last SEVERAL sarcastic chorus videos im just gripping my hair with increasing intensity yelling MAN I TRUSTED YOU
#sir. sir. why are you talking like you think the show is delaying or ignoring stolas' arc. SIR-#HE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS ARC tHE MIDDLEEEEE NOTHING IS BEING IGNORED OR PUSHED ASIDE WE JUST HAVENT *GOTTEN* TO IT YET AAAAAGH#'i don't look down on you when have i ever' isn't poor narrative framing its a CHARACTER FLAW you are SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE IS WRONG#just because it hasnt been addressed clearly *in this episode* doesn't mean it's being framed as valid or correct it just means it isnt#the FOCUS of this episode. this is BLITZ's episode this is BLITZ's relationship behavior patterns being put under examination#we do not have TIME to address stolas' remaining unconscious biases in this 21 minute episode and even if we did hb isn't a show with#that kind of pacing. we do shit an episode at a time here sir#have you already forgotten how annoying it was when they tried to do two things at once (cherubs/dhorks team up AND#stolitz crystal breakup) one episode ago???#guys i cant keep doing this why is everyone so bad at comprehending apology tour for some reason HELP#mine#helluva boss#helluva boss apology tour#e: apology tour#sarcastic chorus
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Rip Ben Finn, you would have loved eating cereal at 3am.
Rip Page, you would have loved debate club.
Rip Walter Beck, you would have loved the found family trope.
Rip Jasper, you would have loved the Scrub Daddy.
Rip Reaver, you would have loved red carpets and glambots.
Rip Sparrow, you would have loved a fucking break.
Rip Theresa, you would have loved The Sims.
Rip Logan, you would have loved Lexapro.
Rip HoBW, you would have loved pop music.
#fable#fable 2#fable 3#ben finn#sir walter beck#fable page#fable jasper#fable reaver#fable theresa#fable sparrow#the hero of bowerstone#hero of brightwall#fable logan#in honor of the new fable trailer#i love all these characters#say what you will about fable 3#it had the best characters#i miss them fr#ben finn deserves more love#jasper truly cannont get away from this family#i could keep going tbh#i may make more some day#for shits and giggles#this is canon btw#i wrote these while eating cereal at 3am#so maybe ben's one was projection#prove I'm wrong tho
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Pentious: Ssssay, where'ssss Angel? I wanted to assssk him for advice on assssking sssomeone out…
Husk: Uh-what? No, you really shouldn't.
Pentious: What? Why not?
Husk: Angel is a dumbass. He doesn't know shit about love.
Pentious: He's literally your boyfriend.
Husk: That's exactly how I know that.
#husk: now- fashion? Yeah he’s got you covered#pentious: and what’sss wrong with the way I dressss?!#husk: *looks pentious up and down- raises one eyebrow* do I really have to say it?#pentious: *wilting* …no.#Pentious: do you love him?#Husk: I do. I really do.#Husk: And yes I am also a dumbass#husk is so gone over his spider#huskerdust#Angel *later*: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOVE ME#Husk: I TOLD YOU THIS MORNING! AND LAST NIGHT! AND MULTIPLE TIMES PER DAY#Angel: …but what if you didn’t mean it because it’s just me? You tell someone else- it’s serious#Husk: Oh- Angel#angel dust needs a hug#CONSENSUALLY and preferably from husk#husk#hazbin angel dust#sir pentious#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#husk/angel#Hazbin husk#they’re in love your honor#poor Angel wouldn’t know love if it bit him on the ass- and he’s been bitten there a lot. So husk tells him to his face instead#husk and angel dust#they’re so gone for each other#poor angel has no self esteem#poor pentious just wanted to know Cherri’s favorite color or something#Angel dust#gay
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Fan Expo up in Philly this weekend was a total blast! Met some amazing actors - all absolute gentlemen, so sweet and nice! Still feel like i'm on cloud nine! ❤️
John Boyega, Danny Glover, Dolph Lundgren, John Rhys-Davies, Andy Serkis, and Nick Apostolides photos and autographs on display, as well as a Fallout print I fell in love with at first sight and had to take home with me!
#i think i almost levitated off the floor meeting John B sgdfkhsdfsdf he was SO cute and charismatic and sweet AGHHHH#Danny was such a sweetheart - he has such a warm and inviting presence I felt like i was glowing talking to him!#Dolph is 6'5" and i genuinely felt like ridiculously small next to him LMFAO god he's big. so nice and polite!#John R-D was the absolute SWEETEST. his line was so long because he took the time to talk to EVERYONE who came up to him#and not that “hi thanks for coming/nice to meet you” talk. like actively talked to each and every one of us#i came up and he commented on my Captain America shirt and asked what I did when i wasn't representing Cap at cons#and he was very interested in the bakery and what i did there and i just was so humbled that he showed any interest in ME of all things lol#and then he apologized for the long wait and i just was in my head like 'sir i would die for you. you can do no wrong'#Andy was as nice as possible! he's so lovely! but the convention center was FREEZING & i was shivering waiting in line to meet him#and he smiles and takes my hand and immediately does a double take and goes “wow your hands are cold!” GSKDFHSDFSDF I WANTED TO DIE#okay so Nick is really handsome up close LMAO like i was unprepared to be so heart-eyes around him#and he recognized me when i came up to see him the second day in a row and that didn't do anything to my heart rate i promise SGDKFLHDLFSDF
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Bruce: *sees a motorcade come up on his right* *ignores*
Timmy in the back eying the group suspiciously: ….
*tapping on glass*
Dick: B, there’s someone tapping on my side.
Bruce: Don’t roll the window down they could be-
Dick: *already rolling the window down* *GASP* ROMMEY?! ROMMEY! ROMMEY!!
A 45 yr old grizzled man with a smoker’s voice, nicknamed Rommey by Dick: heya Dickie, how it’s going kiddo.
Dick: ROMMEY IM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
Another motorbiker with a full claw scar down his face: what about the rest of us, kid? Forget about us?
Dick: MANES! DERRICKA! IZZY!!
Derrick-I take down mercenaries for fun but let a kid I like call me DERRICKA-Rolan: You little shit, why’d we not hear from you after you fucked off to neverland huh?!
Isabella-what? Someone went missing? I had nothing to do with it, it’s total coincidence that I hated him-Hodges: Maybe he doesn’t like us, Der. That right, Dickie?
Dick: *flabbergasted* No!! It’s a long story! After I left I ran out of gas and then some girl crashed into my bike and sent it flying off the cliff but I dove off it first and then I had to walk to the nearest motel on bare feet because I gave her my shoes and then I met this half bear half man and I’ll be pleased to tell you that it was a beary bearable encounter once he got his bearings hahahahaha- *progressively climbing out of the car as the story goes on*
Bruce: Dick! Get back in the car! *having one hand on the steering wheel and grabbing the back of his shirt with the other to keep his wayward son from falling out*
Dick: Wait- *accidently twisting too far and nearly braining himself on the speeding asphalt*
Rommey: DICK!
Bruce: DICK!
Rommey, Derricka, Izzy, and Manes: *grabbing the front half to prevent Dick from becoming like two-face*
Bruce: *letting go of the wheel to grab Dick’s bottom half for the same reason*
Tim: *high pitched screaming from the back* DICK! Tₕₑ Wₕₑₑₗ! ₜₕₑ Wₕₑₑₗ!!!
Bruce: *struggling to pull his son in while the motorcade struggles to pull him out to sit on a bike thus leading to Dick hanging in limbo out the window of a car going 80mph on a freeway* GRAB THE WHEEL TIM
Tim: *sacrificing a few ribs on the edge of the front car seat* IM TRYING! I CANT REACH THE CRUISE CONTROL AND DONT LEAN BACK AND OH MY GOD SIGN POST! SIGN POST! THE POST! THE POSSSTTTTT!!!
Dick, Bruce, Tim, and motorcade: *furious screaming and shouting and panicking*
*2 hours later*
*Arriving at the manor*
Jason: damn what happened to you lot, you look like you went through hell and back.
Bruce and Tim: *drained, pale-faced, messy, sweating, and heaving*
Dick: *a curl of hair falling elegantly into his shining eyes* I just had the time of my life, Jay!
Jason who is well acquainted with Dick’s “Time of the life”s: ah. My condolences.
Tim: Never again. *flopping on the ground and cater-pilling his way up the stairs*
Damian: Father, this is such disgraceful attire! Fix yourself at once, mother would be embarrassed by such a visage! What in holy reincarnation have you been doing?!
Bruce: Never again, Dick.
Dick: it’s nothing Dami, they were just helping me.
Damian: Father, I am ashamed of you. Why must you devolve to such a state when you assist Grayson, he is perfectly capable of extraordinary feats without your input. I suggest you refrain from interfering with his success again.
Bruce:
Bruce: Damian, you-
Dick: Bruce. *smiling pleasantly*
Jason: *immediately sneaking off*
Bruce’s life momentarily flashing before his eyes: …..nothing. Go finish your homework. *trudging off to whine to Alfred about how no one’s gonna believe him*
Dick: *sincerely* what a great day! 😊
#Alfred who has heard so many ‘no one is going to believe me about Dick’ conversations on a regular basis and is tired of listening to them:#well sir what did you think would happen when you threw an 8 yr into the Batmobile and gave him full freedom to drive#Bruce: *moment of clarity* wait am I the cause of this#Bruce whose clarity never stays: nah I can’t be the cause of this#Alfred who is used to this conversation too: *sarcastically* ofcourse not sir. not at all#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#bruce wayne#batman#dicks secret wild adventures catching up to him because no one ever checks in on this loose canon#jason todd#red hood#damian wayne#robin#batfam incorrect quotes#Damian thinks dick can do no wrong ever#if dick ran someone through with a sword he’d merely take notes
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Was looking at one piece wiki for reference to make sure I wasn’t forgetting anything in my Crocodile drawing and okay obsessed with this
#laughing so hard at this it’s about to be my phone background#so much to love here: so narrow snatched waist one hand hidden I assume because they didn’t want to draw the hook but it’s the wrong hand#big beautiful smile#that’s your fruity uncle who is proud of you at your rec league soccer game#one piece#sir crocodile
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Caleb in a modern au would be so funny that guy uses Life360 app like social media
#riv rambles#I’m half joking#could you imagine you’re driving and#you take one wrong left turn#he’s calling you within seconds#my dad actually#me when I was 18 just freshly tasting the freedom of driving#or so I thought#LOL#he called me within seconds like ‘where are u going????’#sir calm down 😭
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