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have not been homestuck posting latley. im getting put in a lot of situatjons, theyre putting my gay ass on a parade float.
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So Lelith Hesperax: Queen of Knives is really just a Catra/Adora arc speedrun
10/10 best Black Library novel in years.
(I intended to read it sooner but i put another book on top of it and thus erased it from existence)
#slight hyperbole#lelith hesperax#mike brooks#drukhari#warhammer 40000#40k#black library#more like queen of wives amirite#spoilers#kind of almost spoilers
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Me at someone who isn't my friend and has pissed me off: "Kindly stop, good Sir, I do not wish to continue this, thank you."
Me at my friends to show them I love them: "You colossal fucking dumbass. Do you have brain damage? Eat shit."
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tma is trending so I am once again here to say I am the no 1 magnus archives hater. I have listened to 40+ episodes and did not enjoy a single one
#slight hyperbole#I enjoyed like two of them#but the sky ate him will never not be fucking hilarious to me#twilight talk
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So I got sick for a while, though I'm almost fully recovered now, and compound that with issues trying to design this monster, uhhhhhhhh
Yeah I probably won't be posting anything for another while longer? Sorta taking a break, haven't been in the creative mindscape, and I haven't spent time gaming with friends in a while, so I kinda want to.
#text post#sorry for the lack of anything at all???#I may have faced down mortality on some level?#Slight Hyperbole#The Leek was my napping pillow of choice#It is incredibly soft on the stem and shaped perfectly to my preferred sleeping position
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me abt an indie project online i hated: no i mean like who the fuck am i to judge right i havent made anything i think it had its strengths and like it wasnt for me but for people who like that stuff i think they're really gonna love it i hope they find their audience i wish them all the success in the world for real
me abt big budget media that mildly annoyed me: it was dogggg shitttttt bro everyone involved should be lined up against the wall and shot
#slight hyperbole on the latter but i do say that like verbatim on the former#it is so fucking hard to make anything especially if you have to work to survive alongside your art#i will forgive so much. so much.#witness me
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my friends keep getting top surgery and i keep inheriting all their binders Ws all around i’m going to be set for life 🤝🤝🤝
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Jade I want to return to my mysterious metanarrative wife that hates me and I think I actually need to be good at the game and level my stats to get to see her again
The political situation is a lit fuse, I am pretty sure Dhaj is dead, the metanarrative is going to explode, I flunked all my exams, have solved none of the mysteries, and have no allies. Yet I am helping an autistic detective figure out her sexuality. Hashtag priorities hashtag i am so dead this run
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Since you’re really getting into the world of Jewish music, have you heard of chilik frank ? He’s a chossid who does ashkenaz/Klezmer. My absolute fav song from him is a song called ‘Rabi meir omer’ !
Ughh one thing I love about kletzmer is the emphasis on clarinet so many songs have. It makes me want to pick mine back up and play this by ear...
As well, this is how it feels to play clarinet:

#ask#jumblr#jewish music#when i was first learning clarinet in school we all had a music book and i always gravitated toward playing the jewish or kletzmer-ish song#i didn't know it was kletzmer or jewish but i knew i absolutely LOVED playing that style of music#i have ALWAYS adored how that music style has sounded. deep in my heart i knew i belonged in a kletzmer band#anon thank you <3#i SERIOUSLY need to get my claronet out but i don't know how i'd explain to my family why i'd be playing obviously 'foreign' music#i haven't picked up my clarinet in years........#do reeds expire ....#i love learning songs by playing them by ear. i learned a lot of songs through this and even made claronet parts to songs that don't have i#i'd walk around during marching band practice with my earbud in playing parts over and over. i bet it was annoying to my peers LMAO#my toxic trait was listening to music while marching and playing music (not during comps obviously just during band camp)#it was so bad i listened to one song eight hours a day (more like ten) every day for two weeks#even AFTER band camp i would replay it on my walk to my ex's house. and it was a twenth minute walk or so. it was BAD.#UMMM. apparently reeds DO expire. funny. some of my reeds i used for half a year or more#and these websites are saying to replace them biweekly? no way. no fucking way#i don't care. i'll let my reeds grow a culture of their own if they play well (slight hyperbole)#vandorens are GREAT but they're pricy. i am NOT shelling out my life savings for three reeds
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okay so you know character hate and tagging it with the character. i encountered moth hate tagged with #moths. is it reasonable to be mildly upset about this...
#text#“moths are the worst” (puts it in the tag full of people appreciating moths)#< slight hyperbole but i just find it kinda weird... like i get tagging moths so people can filter but y'know#i did not check if there were any other filter tags on it
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I'm sure Bishop was a mutated human, almost like '12 April, it's never explained exactly what the greymen did to him, only that they gave him enhanced abilities and made him virtually immortal.
I'm really interested how you will do his story in Rise, it would be really interesting if he had history with the Krang, like instead of the greyman it was the Krang who experimented on him in this version, the writers confirmed that there are several types of Krang and not all of them would turn you into a zombie as soon as they saw you.
Also, I really need someone who is able to give Draxum a good punch and make him doubt his reality. Even if that someone causes trouble later on.
I have the scenepack of all of Bishop's 2003 scenes somewhere in my tabs. I watched part of it, will hopefully watch the rest when I get to actually writing Bishop. If I can find it in my tabs, that is.
I have like. So many tabs open.
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ik Oda does it because he wants to draw cool strong muscly guys probably but like, it truly is so cunty that half of the male characters have their tits out at all times
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omg i just saw the unhinge ur jaw post for the first time today and i am so sorry you got so many notes so quickly. rip.
sggdhdjd it’s so weird seeing the juxtaposition of my normal posts that get maybe a few hundred notes on a good day and then looking over at that one & it’s like… 50K and still going strong haha
#I knew it was going to be hit the moment I posted it tho & I was right shdgdgdj#*slight hyperbole it’s closer to 40K but yk#ask
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Dude how does ALMOST EVERY GENSHIN FAN mischaracterize Ororon. IT'S NOT JUST THE CAPITANO X MAVUIKA SHIPPERS, OR THE FANS OF BOTH SOLO, OR JUST CITLALI FAN ITS THE ENTIRE FANBASE. IVE NEVER SEEN A GUY SO UNANIMOUSLY MISREPRESENTED.
#this is slight hyperbole#IVE SEEN S O M E ACCURATE STUFF#BUT ITS SO RARE#HE IS SO OFTEN JUST TURNED INTO 'immature child' EVEN THO HE'S A 20 YEAR OLD MAN#ALSO USED AS A LIKE 'accesory' TO OTHER CHARS/SHIPS#ORORON IM SO SORRY FOR WHAT THEYVE DONE TO U#TEMPTED TO WRITE AN ORORON FIC TBH#ALSO THIS ISNT A HATE TO ANY OF THE FANS MENTIONED OR GENSHIN FANS IN GENERAL JUST#ITS WEIRD
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Me: Am I out of line for saying this man in his 70s is still attractive? Hmm let's check the tag...
The tag, probably populated by girls 10 years younger than me: I NEED TO RIDE THAT OLD MAN UNTIL HIS HIP BREAKS INTO A MILLION PIECES! I WANT TO SUCK ON HIS WERTHER'S ORIGINAL! HE WON'T NEED DEMENTIA TO FORGET HIS NAME ONCE I'M WITH HIM! CALL ME A RETIREMENT HOME WITH HOW MUCH HE SHOULD BE INSIDE ME!
#charles dance#the first is nearly a quote#the rest is very slight hyperbole#no judgement i just find it funny
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Why does tiktok have a tag block limit of 100. I am constantly at like 99 and them I have to go through and remove old shit when it starts showing me things I don't want to see
Please I need to curate my Internet experience I NEED THESE SHIPS I DONT LIKE GONE.
#i see an m/f ship and I block on sight /hj#i need to not see it#get the heterosexuality away from my eyes...#but also i am very picky with the ships i like LMFAO#theres like. 5. hsr ships i dont hate#slight hyperbole maybe but still#need. to. block.
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