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its something new every week with these motherfuckers
#landoscar#where to even bugen#oscar chocolate deodorant ok omega#ok sweet choclately scent omega stupid udiot oh my god#the bedroom voices in public i hate you people#happy prode month#i guess man#i guess.#when u invite ur teammate to get a whiff cus thats normal i guess#okay#okkkk#the intimacy of. what#what.#lando smelling oscar and thinking he smells like himself??#is sharing deodorant a thing they do#so much to ask#do much
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asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now
#like we are human beings who have to coexist. i don’t think it should be so much to ask for some courtesy#but some of you guys act like being asked to be civil to the people around you is like being asked to sever a body part#idk it’s just a respect thing. i’m not being very coherent right now but we have to act like we can share communal spaces!#abandon ethical egoism please 🙏
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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#to people asking why it’s so short: it’s clips from a much longer play through#he finished the game
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kiss kiss fall in debt
#my art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#twit moot asked for stan like tamaki suoh#loved the thought so much . had to immediately make this
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#text#ocd tag#ITS SO MUCH WORSE WHEN I HAVW AN ACTUAL REASON TO CHECK SOMETHING#LIKE I AM GENUINELY REALLY BAD WITH MAPS#HOWEVER I HAVE ASKED THE FOURTH TIME IN LIKE TWO HOURS I THINK WE’RE GOOD NOW#ocd#peer reviewed banger
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hi :3 may i humbly request for some of the witches coven(feferi, damara, jade)
them witches
tried to go for something slightly creepy
#im still doing requests from november...#sorry it just takes me awhile#theres so much stuff in my inbox but ill get there#my art#homestuck#jade harley#feferi peixes#damara megido#asks
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i have returned with more pirate au melvika
#i had so much to do these weeks but finally today I had some time so I drew this for 6 hours straight!!!!!#im totally normal!!!!!#also twt oomfies asked for some more kissy kissy sketches in the pirate au so we'll do a little of that ^__^#(definitely good pose practice)#MELVIKA!#melvika#arcane melvika#mel x sevika#arcane mel#mel medarda#arcane sevika#sevika#arcane fanart#arcane au#artists on tumblr#fanart#wlw art#sapphic art#arcane
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Muse
Edit: by "I don't think that's happening" gerry is referring to getting the painting out of his head. He most definitely will help with supper. I need to learn to read tho.
#he doesnt know how much this probably means to another version of him#the blorbofication of jon ensues#yknow how theres that seemingly universal meme where you show a meme to an elder relative and they're like who is this is this your friend#yeah that's how gertrude is asking gerry who that is lmao#idk artist gerry is v important to meeee#he's so real man..#this is v nothing but also its for me#the timelapse for this is hilarious becaus eit like comic comic panel panel fully rendered piece panel panel#anyway#gerry keay#gerard keay#jonathan sims#jon sims#jongerry#gertrude robinson#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#tma spoilers#the magnus archives fanart#mag 117#gerry doesn't know he's put himself in the painting too... yes thats jon burning his page#the magnus archives spoilers#tmagp spoilers#ig#well if you know its a tmagp spoiler than this doesnt really spoil anything does it#niinnyu arts#niinnyu comics#scopophobia#cw scopophobia
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering#50k. it’s been over a year since I made this post. I’ve grown and changed so much and I’m so happy I have. but. I stay silly :3#okay random edit bc PSA: don’t tell ppl to kill themselves! even as a joke in response to a silly pun!!! some of us are mentally ill!!!
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my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.
#the narwhal speaks#we’re close enough in age and looks to pass for the other#if you took out photos and then shrunk it down on shitty plastic#if he gets asked why he doesnt quite look like the photo he has a whole speech planned abt how hormone replacement therapy changed so much#like muscle distribution etc#he hasnt been asked yet tho but hes practed the speech on me its totally great#what a time for our generation to be alive
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"You don't have to win anything for Mom to be proud of you."
Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (2005)
#animationedit#disneyedit#liloandstitchedit#lilo and stitch#lilo and stitch 2#lilo pelekai#nani pelekai#lilo#nani#disney#gifset#mygifs*#mystuff*#userjai#userthing#adisgifs#fyeahdisney#fyeahmovies#moviegifs#filmgifs#my sister asked me to gif this like 2 years ago#and I finally got around to it...#but I still struggle so much with colouring this franchis jfc...
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mean to them.
continuation of this lol.
#my art#cotl#cult of the lamb#chirin au#cult of the lamb narinder#aym and baal#yeah this came to my brain in the middle of drawing the first thing so...!#honestly had so much fun with this one lulllll#faces were so fun.#dont ask me if i drew the chainlinks individually. yes i did. as if its my fault
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how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide
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#goodomensedits#goodomensgifs#good omens#good omens s2#good omens spoilers#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#userkristi#userlauren#userstede#userisaiah#userelio#userhani#my gifs#im returning to my roots#(aka making gifs but adding my chaotic commentary and editing to it)#i wish i was at home i'd be able to use a better quality video but im also ~impatient~#hopefully no one beat me to the punch#because this scene is genuinely one of my favorites like look at azi look at his smile im gonna fucking cry :')))))#like michael sheen!!!!!!!! michael sheen i am banging at your door like a wild chimpanzee#the ACTING CHOICES#the way you can literally SEE his thought process and excitement over asking crowley to dance i am in shambles i really am#edit edit edit: hate that this post once brought me so much joy. because a certain someone reblogged it. fucking tainted. fuck you.#i hope he dies and rots in hell
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You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.
By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.
I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?
#of course asks still EXIST#theyre just so much more of an afterthought than they used to be#chrissy speaks
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So a lot of new shit dropped in the latest Minecraft update but obviously I only care about the pigs. Let's discuss breeds!

Starting off with the original pig just because— this little guy's probably a Landrace pig!

They're some of the most standard domestic pigs out there along with Yorkshires, but Yorkshires have perkier ears. Landrace pig ears lay flat much more similarly to our Minecraft pigs!

Next we have the warm pigs. These babies are probably Durocs!

Look how red and beautiful they are! There aren't many common red pigs, so it was really between these guys and Tamworths. Tamworths are an Irish breed, so they don't come from a particularly hot climate. Durocs however originated from Africa from what I researched!

And finally we have the cold pigs. These guys are most definitely Mangalicas!
These guys are like. One of the most prominent breeds with thick creamy hair to keep them warm. They're also Hungarian! They're also my favorite pig breed!!!!!
Hope you learned something new about pigs ^ - ^
#i love pigs so much. unzips my hoodie to reveal a T-shirt that reads “ask me about my pig fun facts”#Minecraft#Minecraft pigs#Minecraft update#minecraft snapshot#Minecraft snapshot 25w05a#pigs#pig breeds#mangalica#duroc#landrace#words
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